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    Western Story Contest

    in Krabby Land

    Posted

    Now That We’re Pirates!

    It was cool, breezy night under the sea, where SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward gathered around a campfire outside of SpongeBob's house.

    “Ok, this story is about…” Patrick stammered nervously to the campfire group. “Blackbeard an-“

    “No Patrick, this isn’t supposed to be a pirate story!” SpongeBob said annoyedly. “This is a wild west themed campfire.”

    “Well, isn’t the sea in the west? I mean we’re in the weast I think, so that’s close.” Patrick asked.

    SpongeBob sighed. “No, the wild west is filled with cowboys, and deserts and shootouts. Wanna give it one more try Pat?”

    “Ummmm, sure!” Patrick said. “Just let me get into character!” Patrick then picked up a lump of sand and threw it onto his face before grunting very loudly. "Alright it's me Dirty D-"

    "No Patrick, I'm Dirty Dan remember!?" SpongeBob exclaimed.  "You're Pinhead Larry!"

    "But your always Dirty Dan!" Patrick yelled back. "I wanna be Dirty Dan this time!"

    SpongeBob and Patrick continued bickering back and forth about the identity of Dirty Dan, while Squidward sat on the sand freezing his buns off. After another few minutes of this, he got fed and stood in the middle of the two and began to yell.

    "If you two don't cut this out, I'm gonna tell my own stupid story!" Squidward immediately realized his mistake when the two encircled around him with huge smiles.

    "SQUIDWARD'S STORY TIME!" Both screamed excitedly. "Lets hear it Squidward!"

    Squidward began sweating as he had never expected to have to actually tell a story that night, but realized he'd have to wing it.

    "Alright alright." Squidward said in an irritated tone. "So, this story begins in uh... Horseshoeburg. Horseshoeburg was in the middle of nowhere, so no one could help them when a mean ol bandit started causing a fit. His name was Slippy Gene because not a cent of change got away from this bandit when he plundered a town."

    SpongeBob and Patrick's gazes are not left Squidward since he began talking, entranced in his story.

    "Several weeks had passed since Slippy Gene had taken over the town, but the ocean's tide was about to be a changin'. That's because a fearless squid who could do no wrong had just walked into town. A squid by the name of.... Squidlerd!"

    "Hold on now!" Patrick suddenly interjected. "Why are you in the story?"

    "Huh?" Squidward said in confusion. "No I'm not in the story."

    "So this dashing young squid isn't supposed to be a metaphor for a younger, more vibrant you?" Patrick asked, sounding surprisingly sophisticated. 

    "No, but fine I'll make it something else!" Squidward said.

    "I didn't say you cou-" Patrick began but was cut off.

    "So King Neptune flew down from the sky and burnt him alive, the end!"

    "Boo!" SpongeBob and Patrick cried in unison. "Boo!"

    "Oh what, now!?"

    "There was no story! No conflict, no resolution!" SpongeBob critqued.

    "NO LOVE TRIANGLES!" Patrick shrieked.

    "Fine, then Patrick should finish the story then." Squidward remarked snarkily. "It was supposed to be his turn after all."

    Patrick took a deep breath in and out and then began.

    "SO ONCE UPON A TIME, JACK THE STARFISH DESCENDED FROM DOWN THE YELLOW SPONGE ROAD AND ON HIS MYSTERIOUS SEAHORSE DOWN TO HORSESHOE BAY! HORSESHOE BAY WAS BEING THREATENED BY MYSTERIOUS GHOST PIRATES FROM THE FUTURE  WHO TRYING TO OBTAIN THE NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES! JACK TELEPORTED INTO TOWN AND FACED THESE MENACES HEAD ON WIELDING ONLY A HALF EATEN KELP BURGER AND A JAR OF PICKLES! JACK SMASHED THE JAR OVER ONE PIRATE, KNOCKING HIM OUT INSTANTLY, WHILE THE OTHER ONES BEGAN TO BURNING UP DUE TO THE PICKLE OILS FOR THESE GHOST HAD BEEN MURDERED BY PICKLE ZOMBIES IN THEIR TRUE TIMELINE! THEY RETREATED BUT NOT BEFORE DECLARING THEY WOULD RETURN FROM 200 YEARS LATER!

    THE!

    END!"

    Patrick collapsed thereafter, his face purple from the immense strain he had put on himself from screaming his story.

    "I'm out of here." Squidward as he stood up and walked into his house.

    "Patrick... That.. was the best story I've ever heard!" SpongeBob said excitedly.

    "You really think so?" Patrick asked.

    "Absolutely!" SpongeBob said. "I expect a sequel at next year's campfire for sure!"

    "Oh you can count on it!" Patrick said with a nervous laugh.

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    Chask

    in Ask Me

    Posted

    1 hour ago, Kody♡ said:

    family life is a messy disaster and im a moocher who does barely anything in life which upsets me a lot psychologically every day so I use a somewhat-active-fanfiction and cy members as my only sources of mental escape

    .

    ”But other than that I’m doing great!”

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    howbu brady bunch

    I'm sorry it isn't going great. What fanfiction are you reading? Also I'm alright, just been busy this summer with work.

    You and @E.V.I.L. are the only ones who can call me Brady Bunch ftr :hehe2:

     

    Danganronpa Series

    in We Have Technology

    Posted

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    The visual novel series about a demonic anime bear who orchestrates elaborate killing games. I played Trigger Happy Havoc back in April and loved it. Finished Goodbye Despair back in late May and got through V3 about two weeks ago. You and several other students are trapped in a school and the only way to escape to successfully murder another student and get away with it. Gameplay is similar to Ace Attorney in that it's up to you to investigate these murders and reveal the culprit in a class trial to avoid your own death.

    So, has anyone else played the Danganronpa games?

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