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    My Leg!: The Adventures of Fred the fish (This show has been rated TV-PG for occasional language)

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    Episode 9: Parental Crisis

    One day, Fred is at home reading peacefully when he gets a phone call... from his mother! She said she was coming to visit him real soon, which really put him into stressed out mode. He is upset because when he was younger his mother always pushed him over the edge when he was younger, and often to the point of anger in his teenage years with tactics such as blackmail, itmidation and blame shifting to control him for the first 18 years of his life, the years he often refers to in negeitivity. Patrick soon realized that Fred was stressed and decided to try to help out, by talking to him.

    Patrick- Ok, I understand that your very stressed out about your mother and your past with her. But, if you want to get along with her when she comes, you need to be polite with her, and just ignore any inflammatory comments she makes about you or your past.

    Fred- Patrick, you do not understand! She will attack ANYTHING, and I mean ANYTHING in the present or the past! She won't stop until she makes you want to kill her!

    Patrick- Nobody's THAT bad! Your just overreacting due to your troubled past with her. How about this, whenever it looks like you 2 are about to have a spat, I'll step in and help.

    Fred- You can try and see where it goes, I guess.

    They then wait patiently for 2 long, long, days until they hear car pulling up to the rock.

    Fish- Ahh hello dearies. I'm Fred's mother, Shelena.

    Patrick- Hello Shelena. How about you come make yourself at home here in my rock?

    Shelena- Oh sure thing. Oh starfish dearie, would you mind getting me a drink?

    Patrick- Sure thing.

    Shelena - He's a real character

    Fred (to himself)- and so the fun begins.

    The next couple of hours are filled with one running out and then Shelena saying some hurtful lie about the who's out, leading Patrick to wonder about the things Fred had said the other day. Could they actually be true? Then a whirlwind of fury and anger over many years finally erupts in front of him.

    Shalenea- So Fred I can see you haven't gone above the mediocre status you've had over your whole life, now haven't you?

    Fred- Mom enough with the attitude, you've made the last 2 hours of my life unbearable.

    Shalenea- Oh enough Fred. We both know in your teenage years you were very rebellious, and that was what caused so much tension in our relationship.

    Fred- No, it was the fact that I saw your evil acts of torture, like what you were doing to me and Patrick today.

    The 2 then spat out for a long time, untill Shalenea finally decides to leave.

    Shalenea- Bye dearies.

    Fred and Patrick in unison- She's never coming back here again.

    My Leg!: The Adventures of Fred the fish (This show has been rated TV-PG for occasional language)

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    Episode 8: The Nice and the Furious

    One day Fred and Patrick were coming back from their daily workout at the local gym, when they saw someone that seemed somewhat familiar to Patrick. He was a muscular fish, who was seemingly misplaced in his job as a helper at the Senior Citizens home. Suddenly Patrick realized he it was, and screamed.

    Patrick- AHH! IT'S THE STRANGLER!!!

    Fred- The Tattle-Tale Strangler?

    Patrick- Yeah. He tried to kill one of my friends once, but he was caught.

    Fred- Idk, it's unlikely that's him, the Tattle-Tale Strangler.

    They then walked up to him.

    Strangler- Hello.

    Fred- AHH! IT'S the Strangler! (Runs into wall) MY LEG!!!!!! MY GOSHDARN LEG!!!!!!!!

    The Strangler then tells them to calm down, and explains everything to them.

    Joe- Listen, my name's Joe. Yes, I was once the Tattle-Tale Strangler, but I have changed since then. Now I work at a Seniors home and help serve them food, and bathe them and, GOSHDAMMIT IT SUCKS! I'm sorry, I have random outbursts some times, it ties into my insanity brought forth due to my prison sentence, I WANT YOU TO LICK MY ASS!

    Fred- Oh I see, but you refuse to strangle anymore?

    Joe- That's correct. I'm a changed man.

    Patrick looks on strangely still.

    Patrick- I still don't trust you. After you tried to kill my friend, I can never trust you again.

    Joe- How can you not trust me, I bathe Seniors, IN THIS GROSS HELLHOLE!

    Patrick- So what? You bathe old people? That doesn't mean your a changed person, it just means you bathe old people for a living.

    Joe then begins to twitch and smiles really big, and laughs maniclly.

    Joe- Why you, you deserve to be strangled, IN FRONT OF OLD FARTS!

    Patrick and Fred then run for their lives from the Strangler, as it seems Patrick's suspicions brought back the old Strangler. They then hide in an alley, where they think they've gotten away when suddenly the Strangler appears.

    Joe- Now I've got you...

    Fish- Hold it! Detective Fishshoe here, arresting you for attempted murder!

    The Strangler is then arrested, and put into custody by the police.

    Fred- Thank you sir. Are you detective with the local police department?

    Jack- Yes! Detective Jack FishShoe here to save the weak. Don't worry about him, Prosecutor Tentacles will have in jail in no time.

    Fred- Prosecutor Tentacles?

    Jack- Yeah, star prosecutor Squidward Tentacles!

    Well, we now know of what Squidward has become in the 4 years of Fred's absence. But why? Why would he become what he's become?

    Regular Show

    in Culture Shock

    Posted

    They used "What the "h"!" and "Dude, he's going to be pissed!" I can see how it's meant for teens...but kids don't go to bed at 8:00 and at other airings.

    They could also use a little something called humor to a slight effect 893573.gif

    Regular Show

    in Culture Shock

    Posted

    You missed my point. It's a show intended for teens, so of course it's going to be more adult than, say, Camp Lazlo.

    Yeah true, I get what your saying, that their trying to target towards teenagers with shows like these rather than young kids.

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