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The premiere looks like shit. -.-
Glee? Really? >.>
I agree
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It truly is an amazing episode.
I wish the show could have gone on with John K. for more amazing episodes like these
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The unedited version or the edited version?
Ren: I'm gonna gouge your eyes out!!! lol
Unedited, one of their best episodes
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Invader Zim - Parent Teacher Night
Love that one.
On topic: The Ren and Stimpy Show- Sven Hoek
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thecrad15's review of Krabby Land/The Camping Episode:
Krabby Land: Mr. Krabs makes a theme park just for the children (to make money) on the first day of summer,
(Glad to see Captain Obvious came back from summer vacation)
but it doesn't turn out the way it should.
(When do they ever in a cartoon? When does a conflict never occur?)
This episode is mediocre. There are 2 things that made it mediocre. SpongeBob being hurt and also the ending. Grade: 5.8/10 C-
(So basiclly you hated how it had a story? And jokes in a story?)
The Camping Episode: Spongebob and Patrick go camping in their backyard for the weekend. Squidward does all of the things that will attract a seabear and gets hurt over and over again by the seabear. This episode is the worst of the WHOLE SHOW! I hope this doesn't show again (no offense to Krabby Land, no intent to bring episode rating down). Avoid this episode like you would avoid death.
Grade: 0.6/10 Z
(And you just wrote the worst review of the whole site, dumbass. BTW, Z isn't a grade for a show)
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Review of Spongebob from Oysterboy84010:
Spongebob Squarepants is the posterboy for the decline of good craftsmanship in America. And the amazing thing is, for some reason people are happy with this show the way it is.
(Craftsmanship? It's a cartoon, not an educational show)
When I was a child, Nickelodeon and the Disney channel were coveted among children. Jim Henson was still a prominent player, and although Disney had had some hiccups in the late 70s, they roared back to life with the Disney Afternoon in the late 80s. Although still a far cry from the golden age of animation, the Disney Afternoon brought some elegance back to cartoons in the era of Ren and Stimpy. In addition, the early 90s brought Tiny Toon Adventures, Animaniacs, and Tazmania. These were extraordinarily successful. Today, the options seem to be limited to shows such as Spongebob Squarepants.
(Disney Channel? You mean Toon Disney!? Yeah this nickelodeon, not Disney)
Although Spongebob Squarepants might be very popular to its target demographic, I assert that this is because these people have not been sufficiently exposed to entertainment of a higher quality. Proof of this lies in the huge success of Avatar: The Last Airbender, to which Spongebob is a distant second. Airbender was the most incredible animated series I have seen on TV since the early 90s. The reason why lies not in the amazing martial arts, nor the "magic". It simply has an amazing story, which even manages to weave morals and lessons into the narrative. To my understanding the story was planned out over six years before it was put into production. (The live action film was undoubtedly produced for no other reason than to capitalize on the popularity of the cartoon. It wasn't a surprise to me that the film was awful.) I understand that there is a difference between slapstick comedy such as Spongebob and a dramatic narrative such as The Last Airbender, however this does not change the fact that there is a significant lack of good writing behind the creation of this show.
(Did you just compare Avatar to Spongebob? You automaticlly fail this section of the review)
In a well written story, even a slapstick comedy, the protagonist is fully aware of what he is doing, what his goal is, and is proactive while he goes after his goal. This is evident from watching any Bugs Bunny cartoon. With Spongebob, however, the writers deviate from the classical formula and do something quite different. Here we have a protagonist who is almost always completely unaware of what he is doing. While he may have a goal in mind, and may be somewhat proactive in working towards that goal, the methods Spongebob uses in order to accomplish that goal are infantile at best. In the end Spongebob is almost always saved either by his own inadvertent action, or by deus ex machina. Rarely does he realize that he did something to save himself or others. Because of this lack of proactivity, this show fails in its ability to find any real relation with its audience, as well written shows like Airbender, or even Bugs Bunny do.
(Spongebob is unaware of what he's doing? How does he sell chocolate bars if he doesn't try going door-to-door selling chocolate bars? How does he defeat doodlebob if he doesn't know how to defeat him? Again, failed)
In conclusion I think that because of its lack of craftsmanship I can safely say that Spongebob will not stand the test of time, as Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny, and the like have. Its popularity may sell t-shirts and toys, but in time it will be forgotten when the next "big thing" comes along.
(Not even going to say anything other than failure)
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Welcome to the club gorgeous!
Umm, that was kind of odd.
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I'm not saying that anyone's trolling. But I've seen much over five people completely slam Total Cartoon Island. How would you feel if you were 4EverGreen and you were working really hard on a spin-off, and didn't hear any nice comments from anyone? I'm just saying we should be appreciative of his work, even if it isn't our cup of tea. As for the Plagiarizing thing, it's not like he's getting it copyrighted and selling it to the highest bidder.
I have to agree with you here
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Episode 3: Crazy Squid
One day, Squdward and Squidlerd took a trip into downtown Bikini Bottom (via taxi cab), and were having a great day for the most part there. Except for the taxi cab ride down. The driver was one hell of a crazy fish, driving past red lights, going different ways on intersections, among others. But that wasn't destroying their day together. First they went to the Art Museum, whuich Squidward loved.
Squidward- Do you not just love it here!?
Squidlerd- Umm, art's boring as crap. It's still paintings that people imagine in their heads as moving, so in reality all painters are frauds.
Everyone turns to look the 2.
Squidward- Fine, we'll go somewhere you want to go to.
And so they went to the video game arcade at the mall. Hours flew by, and by, untill Squidward ralized that they were late with they taxi driver.
Squidward- Come on, come on, we're going to be late!
When they get there, they find a dead taxi driver slumped in the seat.
Squidward- GASP!
Squidlerd- See dad, karma for not letting me get my high score.
Squidward- How is this karma for me? He's dead!
Squidward then throws the dead body out of the car, and drives the car. Unfortunately, Squidward's driving has not improved since his license was revoked a couple of years ago, and so he was doing crap driving. Hitting stop signs, hitting establishments such as the shopping mall, and hittig people. Soon, they are pulled over, and the 2 of them are in the precinent until the trial tomorrow, in which they are sentenced to 38 hrs of community service. The 2 once again have a tattered relationship
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Episode 12: Forever Lost (Part 3)
In the previous episodes, Fred and Patrick crashed on Karate Island, and were reuced to miniscule size by mad scientist Sandy Cheeks, and the 2 were captured by a fly gang, in an attempt to return to normal size.
Leader- S, ya trying to steal our turf, ya little bitches?
Fred- No no, we swear we were reduced to this size by sandy cheeks, the mad scientist...
Leader- Sandy Cheeks? Oh her. Ok, we'll help you take her out, but you gotta do something for us.
Fred- Ok, what?
Leader- Get us the fish potion up there. We're actually fish,but tat squeirel changed us.
Fred- Ok, we'll help out.
And so the flies take them up to the table, and no sooner later, they are attacked by Sandy!
Sandy- You worms! Die, Die, Die!
She throws many chemicals, all of which they narrowly avoid. Finally, they drop Fred and patrick off into the compound, and then the 2 take Sandy head-on.
Fred- Patrick, you hold off Sandy for a minute while I found the fish compound.
Patrick- I'm trying but... ooff!
Sandy overpowers Patrick, and attcks Fred while his getting the compound, spilling it onto te flies, making them strong bodied Fish again. They then attack Sandy, but she takes a chemical that accidently kills her, and the fiswh mourn her for what she used to be.
Patrick- Sad that Sandy came out this way, huh?
Fred- Indeed, however we must remember the times when she wasn't mad, and mourn her that way.
Once again, another mystery emerges. Why did Sandy become insane? Why is everything changing all of a sudden? Why?
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I want to say something about Total Cartoon Island. I think that a lot of you people are being way too hard on 4EverGreen. First of all, he's putting more time and detail into his work than most of us would ever do. And second, he's constantly slandered for being unoriginal, but the show is supposed to be a Total Drama Knock-Off! That's the entire point, but he's replacing the cast with our favoirte Nicktoons. Frankly I have no idea why it's such a crime. I may not always feel like reading all of Total Cartoon Island due to it's length but I think that it's quite well-written, an entertaining read, and everyone should give 4EverGreen a break. It's not like he's writing crappy one paragraph spin-offs with lousy grammar.
I agree that it's supposed to be a knock-off, but that doesn't mean he can just copy whole episodes. I agree people need to give him a break, and also commend 4EverGreen for trying hard to continually post episodes, however ta doesen't excuse some of lazy writing.
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Newest Fred was released today!
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Episode 11: Forever Lost (Part 2)
In the previous episode, Fred and Patrick crash landed on Karate Island, and noticed an extremely evil patch of the island headed by a castle. They soon investigate the castle for evidence of wrongdoing/evil, and are soon captured by the owner's pet snake. They know nothing of who is the owner of this place besides the snake's mutterings of "Master Cheeks." Who could this "Master Cheeks" possibly be? Then they arrive at the lair. It's filled with many beakers, and chemicals and others of the science sort.
Patrick- Fred, I think whoever lives here is a big science fan.
Fred- Maybe their a mad scientist who wishes to conduct experiments on us, and then disposes us at will
Patrick- Don't be crazy Fred. This person just likes science.
Fred (to himself)- Patrick isn't thinking straight. This person can't be sane or "just into science" like Patrick insinuates.
Then, a furry person comes out. It's none other than... SANDY CHEEKS!
Fred and Patrick- SANDY!?
Sandy- Shut up! I've been working in this domed-out laboratory for over 8 years now. Ever since I was a hero for saving Karate Island, everyone thought of me as a kung-fu master, but I wanted recognition as a scientist! Is that too much to ask. Anyway, you 2 aren't giving me away!
Sandy then throws a chemical compound at them, and they are shurnk!
Fred- Omg, that squerriel shrunk us to the size of ants!
Patrick- Ik. How are we going to get back to normal size.
They then use a traveling ant carrier to get to the table. They soon get to the table, but soon have to get the top in order to get to the chemicals.
Patrick- What are we going to do, Fred?
Fred- Easy, we get into a gang of flies, and get to the top that way.
They then head over to a gang of flies, but their a gang alright. The capture the 2 and contain them for their leader.
Leader- So, you trying to buzz into our territory here, you buzzing losers?
Fred- No we need your help!
Leader- Get 'em boys!
Will Fred and Patrick escape the Flies turf? Will they every get back t regular size? Find out in the exciting conclusion to this episode!
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DUde, I can probably change the names of your chars to TDI characters, twist some shit around, and its an exact episode.
Anybody could really
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Jjs you are right, I got cheap shotted and never retaliated, so now I am turning Snapmaster mode on, but first so I can stay on topic for a wee bit.
4EverGreen: I WANT to have fun, not get into fights. I don't want to have any flame wars start between anybody on this website, so can we PLEASE just try to get along?
Oh whoops, the topic is called things SBC members would never say, and you actually said that. My bad. Now let's go onto your post.
Clapmaster: I hate people, especially people who do absolutely nothing at all to me personally such as someone as informative as 4EverGreen. / 4EverGreen: I'm 4EverGreen, b****! (Bonus points if you know the show I'm parodying that quote off of!)
First off, you aren't Rick James, you aren't Dave Chappelle either. You are a.....go to this link, watch this video in its entirety, and it will tell you what you are
You think I hate people? I only hate arrogant, self-centered, egotistical bastards like you that go start flame wars by quoting my posts and saying stupid shit like 4EverGreen is not amused, thus spurring my constant pwnage over you for the past two weeks. All you had to do was apologize for overreacting to my post in the things Spin-off characters would never say thread because all I was doing was having fun, but let's face it, you were offended that I pointed out the truth.
And clearly your TRUE BELEEVEARZ aren't believing your bullshit anymore. I read your last episode. A Total Cartoon Island original? Bull-fucking-shit! That had to be the most Total Drama like episode I have seen you post on this site. You didn't even bother making the episode original at all. The quotations were exactly the same, the ending was the same, hell everything was the fucking same. This is not even a spin-off anymore, this is a fan fic. You have to rely on shows that other networks did better versions of and try to copy it and make it into a 4EverGreen "original". I got an :IDEA: just move your damn thread over to the literature section and just admit that Total Cartoon Island is not an original spin-off. As from here on out, I am referring to your show as a fan fic because like I said earlier that's all this piece of shit is, a fan fic. I wouldn't have a problem with this show if it was a fan fic, but you keep insisting you are not ripping off Total Drama Island, but its so fucking obvious that you are, so just stop saying shit like Total Cartoon Island original when you are just copying and pasting the same episodes from tv.com and not making any actual changes whatsoever. I keep telling myself that I am through with pointing this shit out, but its so damn hard watching one of my favorite shows get blatently ripped off.
Oh and one last thing (its not about Titanic, I will respect your opinion on that, even though I absolutely disagree about it), its about this obnoxious post.
4EverGreen: The only interesting thing about the show is that Fanboy and Chum-Chum are probably gay for each other, and I don't mean the definition of being happy, I mean they're boyfriend and boyfriend. Trust me, I have an eye for spotting characters who 'think' they're safely in the closet, when they are SO obviously not. In fact, I was the very first person to put out the information for "My Gym Partner's a Monkey" that Jake Spidermonkey was gay for Adam Lyon! And at long last, the originator of that Internet rumor/fact has now been uncovered.
Can't guys be best friends without being called gay? You sir are a homophobic dick. While Fanboy and Chum-Chum may be idiots and this show should get the hell off Nickelodeon, they are most certainly not gay. Calling cartoon characters or anybody gay is not an insult, its just pathetic. That's why I hate it when people use the term gay so loosely. They don't even the know repercussions of what will hit them. I have a cousin who is gay, so I am really bothered by you using gay as an insult like that. My cousin gets made fun of and mocked for his lifestyle choice and it hurts me listening to him at family reunions, visits, etc. just listening to him talk about people making fun of him for being gay.
I hope you enjoyed reading this rant as much as I did writing it!
Enough said, douchebag!
Clapmaster, words cannot describe how awesome that was
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Not as good as the original, but I still enjoyed it. 7.5/10 Good
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I love the animation. Really sticks out.
Agreed, looks unique to say the least
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Eminem's "Love the Way You Lie"
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Episode 2: Squidland
A couple days after Squidlerd came to live with Squidward, they decided to hae some father-son bonding at Glove World. However, they are shocked to learn how horrible it's become. The rides were unstable, the attendents were uncaring, the food was unethical (one man asked for a fried burger, and he got a fried boot) and worst of all, it cost so much just to get in. The decide to complain to the manager about the whole thing, and are shocked when hey see him sobbing.
Squidward- whats wrong Mr. Manager?
Manager- It's the park! We've become so underfunded, and we aren't turning in any profit anymore. I just dont know what to do!
Squidlerd- Me and my dad ould help run the park!
Squidward and Manager- What!?
Squidlerd- Think about it, dad? We could help patch thngs out, and give out ride ideas, and it cold be called Squidland!
Manager- I'll do it!
Squidlerd- Yay!
Squidward- I knew having a son would be tough.
Over the next couple weeks, the 2 began patching things up, and eventually it all paid off. Squidland was a huge success, bigger than Glove World ever was. All the rides were successful, the attendents were paid very well, or very poorly based on their peformance, and the cost was only $20 for all. Things were going handsomely well, untill one fateful saturday afternoon. Squidward and Squidlerd were having lunch with executives, when the "incident" came to light before their very eyes.
Squidward- What!? A little fish died on one of our roller coasters!? But but thats impossible!
Squidlerd- Like my dad says all the rides were certified... except for...
Executives-The Super Tea Cup Ride!? Yeah thats where it happened.
Squidward- Squidlerd!
Executives- Well it's happened, and due to your neglect for the safety of the consumers, Squidworld will be shut down forever.
Manager- Also, no more money
2 months passed, and they had a lawsuit and lost all the money they earned together, and Squidward and Squidlerd's relatinship ws back to square 1. Would they ever get to a point where they truly loved one another.
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This must be cancelled! I'm waiting for cancellation
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Spongebob
I Had An Accident
I was watching that earlier too
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Looks neat
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4EverGreen: I can't say something without copying something or acting flat out stupid
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But I'm not exactly 'copying' entire "Total Drama" episodes per se, I'm parodying them. There is a huge difference.
There's a difference between parodies and just straight out ripping something off, and you are doing the latter.
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