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  1. On 4/11/2021 at 2:12 PM, 4EverGreen said:

    To quote a "Robot Chicken" sketch; "THIS ISN'T FUNNY!!!!" What is WRONG with Bob Camp and Nickelodeon?! You never, Never, NEVER, make an episode about a character eating ANOTHER character! It's NOT funny, it has NEVER been funny, and it NEVER will be funny, no matter how much you WANT it to be! How much, how MUCH did Bob Camp have to PAY Nickelodeon to let him MAKE this horrible atrocity, and DEFILE Stephen Hillenburg's creation?! Characters need to be written CONSISTENTLY, and not do HORRIBLE things to each other! This isn't "Drawn Together", where people EXPECT things like that! This is a CHILDREN'S CARTOON SHOW!!!! Think of the CHILDREN who could watch this! If Bob Camp wanted the censors to BAN an episode OTHER than "Mid Life Crustacean", CONGRATULATIONS! You just accomplished in ONE viewing, what it took TWENTY years of Society Marching On to do to "Mid Life Crustacean"! I think we can all agree by this point, that MY story ideas are TRILLIONS of times better than what THIS thing is! At least I NEVER allow any characters in MY stories, to eat any other characters, and at least MY characters are written with a CONSISTENT characterization! To quote from "Dave The Barbarian"; "There must be SOMETHING worse than an F. Z, Z, Z!!!!!" I hope Bob Camp is NEVER allowed to write ANOTHER episode of "Spongebob Squarepants" EVER again; no matter HOW much he PAYS Nickelodeon! No amount of money is WORTH it! I'd give THIS episode a NEGATIVE INFINITY out of a POSITIVE INFINITY, if that's even possible! Enough said!

    calm down, Nostalgia Critic

    (also Bob Camp didn't write the episode, he did the storyboards)

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  2. 39a. Take it away (Shangahaied)

     

    Devices: When Paddy Kukumba (Yoruba detected word for 'Cucumber'). Source: Older only, ragged bandit.

    Advertisement: Welcome friends! Pike Paddy plant. Why go back to budgeting? I have your medicine today.

    …/ Check out our favorite "Shanghai" app! After that!

    root: many!

    Advertisement: Well, if you can't survive, that's my favorite sign. Hamlet, welcome to the good man.

    root: Lie down, I say mine, help me!

    Advertisement: Erg ... Oh, Hamlet is back! root? root? Where do you live in Friends from Hamlet? root?

    root: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

    Advertisement: Get the birds out of here!

    …/ Changing direction is important.

    --

    Take it away

     

    Canrinrin: Hmm, seawater! This is one of the eight best parenting gifts!

    [Looking at the bill, but leaving a big ax at Spank's house]

    …/ White language! Calamardo! The weather is like a baby in my crib! Calamardo!

    …/ Calamardo! Heaven like children!

    Calamardo: This is not a child! This is another problem! Go now!

    Patrick: Congratulations SpongeBob! Heaven like children!

    Canrinrin: Mo Mo! Do you think I should say more?

    Patrick: About ...

    Calamardo: Why do not you climb ropes? I know it's deep!

    [Aquarium at Squidward House]

    …/ Check your work!

    Canrinrin: No, tools. Our hands are clean!

    Patrick: Search ...

    Calamardo: Let me run

    Canrinrin: As

    [Squid looks at the sponge and opens his eyes. The group begins to climb the sea]

    …/ Value replacement! Believe me

    Patrick: Calamardo!

    I would like to: Slow work ...

    Canrinrin: Famous!

    Patrick: Sponge Bob, how long has your big city been?

    Canrinrin: No, you see, the big ship!

    Calamardo: Very good This is what we do! Finally I can add another one to this issue.

    Canrinrin: I do not know, Squad. The light on this table is green.

    Calamardo: This is possible because the security officer is too lazy to anchor it in his or her own space.

    Canrinrin: Value replacement!

    Calamardo: Who owns the box? After! I'm complaining!

    Canrinrin: Or a quiet place?

    Patrick: I do not know why

    Canrinrin: I do not know Does it look like an arrow?

    [Footnote]

    Patrick: It's there!

    Canrinrin: I know it's a small boat, but I can not say.

    [In a pool called "Dutch Breasts"]

    Dutch tailors: Bed!

    Canrinrin: No, no, "Raver!"

    Dutch tailors: I'm a Dutchman!

    Canrinrin: That's right! An octopus, a red train!

    Dutch tailors: Who will stop the peace of the Dutch airport?

    Canrinrin: This is the Squadword. I will cry for you

    Calamardo: I was ... no, no.

    Canrinrin: So, what about the rotten black car?

    Calamardo: I did not say.

    Dutch tailors: Shame on a man bigger than his mother!

    Canrinrin: No, no, wait, he said his mother was dirty and had no boats.

    [Dutch soldier blows his nose at Kalmar (Swedish detected phrase for 'calm down')]

    Calamardo: Which

    Dutch tailors: We invite you to stay connected!

    [Sadness dropped]

    Spank me Patrick: Come on in, take a look.

    [Return to work]

    Dutch tailors: Enjoy again!

    [He and Peter cry out to jump into the Duma]

    Canrinrin: Force!

    [Return to work]

    Dutch tailors: Enjoy again!

    [Spange (German detected word for 'Clasp') and Patrick take the train]

    Calamardo: Why How can it be a car if it works? For me

    [Holland plays as a team while Spong and Patrick run]

    Dutch tailors: Please try

    Patrick: Strong

    [Honorable Weber]

    Dutch tailors: After

    Patrick: Ass ...

    Calamardo: It's not. EW

    [Honorable Weber]

    Dutch tailors: Listen now

    …/ The person riding the Dutch bird, without name, without name, will always be a member of the race! No matter what.

    Calamardo: Do we accept business cards?

    [More Zaps]

    Dutch tailors: Anake (Maori detected word for 'Only')! Now my job is to swim through us and scare people. Your body needs to move and move. Like ... on television.

    Calamardo: Listen. If I stayed with him longer than five minutes, you'll be mad. I know look here. Awesome! Who said it would be nice if there was an oil lamp in the air ... oh, oh, now? I think you should show me ... my God, that's good. What kind of magic is this?

    [The Black Squidward plane lost its black plane. Tim screamed and screamed when he got angry. SpongeBob and Patrick understand how to look spandex.]

    Dutch tailors: …/ Do you want to join "Daughters of Violence"?

    Canrinrin: As! We already know the Dutch side.

    Patrick: We'll tell you!

    Dutch tailors: So, to begin with, you can destroy your stomach!

    Canrinrin: Lee, Patrick! Pop live, bom (Portguese detected word for 'well')!

    Patrick: I have this hat!

    Dutch tailors: Listen! We went down tonight to eat meat in bikinis, so I wanted it to be beautiful and amazing!

    Canrinrin: That is, you want to be clean and calm. I think I can ...

    Patrick: No, no, no, I do not think you want to look good, it's good.

    Canrinrin: Or I will feel bad and I will forget that it was not good!

    Patrick: I will not listen to you

    Canrinrin: You see, it's easy, it just means ...

    Dutch tailors: What does it mean? I wish it was better! That's right! You know I'm a dog with a rooster in my pool.

    Canrinrin: And what happened?

    Dutch tailors: Dictionary!

    Spank me Patrick: The wildlife of the lake is incredible, absolutely amazing!

    Dutch tailors: …/ O night of the sea, come with me on the seven great journeys!

    Canrinrin: [Hamona]

    Patrick: Liddell-Liddell-m!

    Dutch tailors: [Link like wolves]

    Canrinrin: [Hamona]

    Patrick: Liddell-Liddell-m!

    [Dutch flies fly again, but Peter stops]

    …/ Play, play, play, play!

    [Dutch flies fly again, but Peter stops]

    …/ Play, play, play, play!

    [Dutch flies fly again, but Peter stops]

    …/ Play, play, play, play!

    [Color]

    Dutch tailors: …/ Yes, that's it. Well, First Square, if Red View is an attachment, you need to find it first. Use the spaces here. Children are slaves! She danced in the moon!

    Canrinrin: Let's see who we meet.

    …/ Sir, someone is there to threaten you.

    Rino (Spanish detected word for 'Rhino'): …/ I have four loaves and I eat one. There were only three at the time!

    Dutch tailors: Yes, my heart was really amazed when I saw the kids outside at night. Rosa, give us this stone.

    Patrick: Stand behind the rock!

    Canrinrin: We have to keep going. Hassan. Hassan. Okay ... and ... close. Don 't worry, Captain, we're punishing these guys.

    Dutch tailors: All is well This is just a sign.

    …/ Phone! Be ready to remember the destructive spirit of terrorists!

    [Show relationship between Spong and Patrick]

    Canrinrin: Science? Okay, sorry, sorry, then I'm going on.

    Dutch tailors: I am reminded of the accident and the spirit.

    [With Tricks and Sponge Sponge]

    Patrick: …/ How are you

    Dutch tailors: Return to the ship.

    Spank me Patrick: This is the secret!

    Rino: This man is a fool.

    Dutch tailors: Yes, but you are not deaf.

    [Spong and Patrick in the background. You're sad now]

    Canrinrin: Hassan. Hassan. Hassan.

    [Tatiana's plane threatens the woman when fire comes out of her mouth, but when the sponge explodes and Patrick spreads a plate. When you go through the rocks, you will finally come back. The Dutch sister has a beautiful face.]

    .../ Hassan. Hassan. Hassan.

    [A Dutch ship climbs a wall to scare Larry, but Spong and Patrick hit the wall trying to scare Larry. The ship was the last part of the mine. The Dutch sister has a beautiful face.]

    .../ Hassan. Hassan. Hassan.

    [Pilot Tatiana threatens to shake her head while Sponk (Slovenian detected word for 'clamp') and Patrick wear purple. Railway Hockey]

    …/ Why do you think the Dutch asked us to stay in our pockets?

    Patrick: Maybe you can give it back to us!

    Canrinrin: How did the video work?

    Patrick: Are there more coffee bells?

    Dutch tailors: Think about it. Yes and good!

    …/ Not all employees live forever. You are not me

    Canrinrin: Will we be saved?

    Dutch tailors: I would rather eat. See you tonight

    [Close the door. By SpongeBob and Patrick]

    Patrick: Wait, I think so!

    Canrinrin: Right? What is this

    Patrick: This is what we do!

    Canrinrin: If the door closes, turn it into ... an olive branch!

    [By bedroom]

    Patrick: We have to do it.

    [They tried to walk around the room, but they were full of smell. The sister came to the cover of Peter and poured oil on his face. Delete session]

    Canrinrin: …/ I really enjoyed going there!

    Patrick: Eee

    Canrinrin: Believe us Listen!

    Dutch tailors: Morning Diary: I was told to eat tomorrow. I made the yellow soup that my uncle showed me at my party. Oh, the good thing is, a lot has happened to me. Remember, the last time I wore socks, I could not eat all week. Oh All its inefficiency too, Looks like BT is not mine.

    [Privacy note on sledding and jumping in front of Spabka and Patrick]

    .../ Take off my socks! Everyone knows I would not survive without them.

    Canrinrin: As!

    Dutch tailors: Hassan ...

    [Try to remove the sponge, but the sponge is in good shape]

    …/ It is me!

    Canrinrin: As!

    Dutch tailors: Wait, you will die!

    Patrick: We're confused.

    Dutch tailors: Pink is beautiful. Listen. Give me socks, give me three.

    Patrick: Make it five.

    Dutch tailors: Four

    Patrick: Three Sean

    Dutch tailors: Okay ... ah, three. You have three needs.

    Canrinrin: OK! Three dreams, Pat. This is not good

    Patrick: A wolf I want to see soon!

    [Scheduled time for 1 minute]

    Dutch tailors: Well, two of your dead desires are dead.

    [Peter laughs angrily with a sponge]

    Canrinrin: Well, we have two more. I'm so glad Squidward is here!

    [There is no hope that he will fall into the well and fall on the bed]

    Calamardo: …/ Chei (Romanian detected word for 'pier'), I'm glad it's over!

    [Tired of achieving]

    Spank me Patrick: Calamardo! I am back!

    Canrinrin: Do you think the Netherlands sent us three wishes? Peter took the first and the second.

    Calamardo: This was the last one for me because I put it back in this container!

    Patrick: Believe me I think I am! Because I do not love, so what do you do ...

    Canrinrin: Not good, because ...

    [Reason for crying, screaming, and shouting loudly]

    Dutch tailors: Finally it's over! Because of my foreign powers, I chose someone to achieve great goals.

    …/ Yeni (Turkish detected word for 'New'), meeni (Gujarati detected word for 'mini'), small, yo, stop licking the pilot, cry, my mom told me to make a good choice ... you!

    [The sponge closes]

    Calamardo: Where are we going with Sponge Bob! I'm close to it. What do we have to leave for?

    Canrinrin: Don 't worry, Squad. I saw everything. Do not eat us ... I want you to be a Dutch vegetarian!

    [Dutchman eats vegetables together and shows Spanka, Patrick and Squadward in front of her husband's house, but only their heads can be seen]

    SpongeBob, Patrick and the team: …/ Good work!

    Canrinrin: We're in the bedroom!

    Patrick: Yes, Spongbab. We really are!

    Calamardo: But why is it made a product?

    [Your body from it will be useful and will move to your back]

    Dutch tailors: Hello I love you The fruit will stop flowing!

    [Spoons like Spange, Patrick, and Squidward scream and jump. "]

    …/ Let's go

    [They followed the dog on a Volkswagen hippie today.]

    --

    Advertisement: O people! I came back! Make your boys and girls like this event because it's time to come!

    …/ Excuse me. As a result, video games have become very popular recently.

    Uploading: stand!

    Advertisement: But now that everyone is thinking about it, get ready to express your nasal milk by going up the stairs!

    …/ Hey Anenup, Butei. What a good hairdresser.

    root: Riblejo, you don't understand.

    Advertisement: Like Hamlet, did you hear anything?

    …/ Cass, Hamlet! I play in my head! I said no!

    root: Oswa (Hatian Creole detected word for 'Or'), I have friends! Believe me!

    Advertisement: This is for a baby. stand!

    --

    Peter works (Patrick’s ending)

     

    Dutch tailors: Finally it's over! According to my own authority, I chose one to achieve great goals.

    …/ Yeni, yeni, small, yo, stop licking the pilot, cry, my mom told me to make a good choice ... you!

    [Closed by Peter]

    Canrinrin: Dir, Patrick. Eventually.

    Patrick: Amu ...

    Calamardo: Knock. I do not want you to come here forever. Life is long ... Do you understand?

    [Infinite revelation as a string. Peter's eyes were everywhere]

    Canrinrin: Peter, you have to think harder than ever.

    Patrick: Ass ...

    Canrinrin: Not enough! Think about it!

    Patrick: Ass ...

    Calamardo: You can make a hat! It's you

    Canrinrin: Come, Peter! Yes, think, think! Peter is there and you are fine

    [Baking dough for hips]

    Patrick: …/ Hassan! I did it!

    Dutch tailors: Your love has blossomed

    [There are blocks in Peter's pocket. Peter ate.]

    Patrick: Oh, I'm sorry ... Are you looking for a hairspray?

    Calamardo: Are you happy for the bite?

    Patrick: If we live forever, your spirit will be new!

    [People and sailors also entered. Complaints about the cult of spaghetti, Patrick and the Dutch team]

    Dutch tailors: …/ O ... Minze (German detected word for 'Mint')!

    --

    Tips for squid (Squidward’s ending)

     

    Dutch tailors: Finally it's over! According to my own authority, I chose one to achieve great goals.

    …/ Yeni, yeni, small, yo, stop licking the pilot, cry, my mom told me to make a good choice ... you!

    [Near squid]

    Canrinrin: Calamardo! You are in love Great love

    Calamardo: That's right! You know what I want

    Patrick: As!

    Calamardo: I look forward to meeting some whites in my life!

    Dutch tailors: He's still there.

    [Spaghetti and Fool Squad Patrick]

    Canrinrin: For what I did not see, we met. My name is SpongeBob, I work with Patrick.

    Patrick: For what

    Calamardo: I did not say

    Dutch tailors: Now that the movie has started, it's night.

    [He has a knife and fork in his hand]

    Canrinrin: You remember your name

    Calamardo: I'm a runner. I am your neighbor

    Canrinrin: Oh, nice to meet you, Ward Squid. I think we have a lot of time to get to know each other.
    -------------------------------------------------------
    NOTES/TRIVIA:

    Google translate setup for "Shanghaied:"

    Dialogue (Including the two alternate endings)Polish-Yoruba-Romanian-Chichewa-Arabic-Hungarian-Spanish-Igbo-German-Luxembourgish-Serbian-Scots Gaelic-Nepali-Maori-Afrikaans
    Dialogue (Patchy's Pick)Afrikaans-Maori-Nepali-Scots Gaelic-Serbian-Luxembourgish-German-Igbo-Spanish-Hungarian-Arabic-Chichewa-Romanian-Yoruba-Polish
    Scene descripts (Including the two alternate endings)Afrikaans-Arabic-Chichewa-German-Hungarian-Igbo-Luxembourgish-Maori-Nepali-Polish-Romanian-Scots Gaelic-Serbian-Spanish-Yoruba

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  3. It pains for me to say that one particular episode of the original SB series has been banned on the grounds of having inappropriate content, as Nickelodeon described. Everyone and their mothers have speculated that it's because of the whole panty raiding subject, and I can't see the reason being anything else other than that. On the bright side, Google Translate has a solution for everyone. Of course, there may be some vulgarity in here, but on the other hand, it should now be 100% panty-raid free and therefore, this version of the episode should be acceptable to be shared with the public:

     

    38. The lobster orange tomato soup at the stovetop (Mid-Life Crustacean)

     

    The lobster orange tomato soup at the stovetop

     

    School radio;: Oh, 500 K, 50 K at the weekend may be greater for all anchors hold. This way one can think of old.

    We were born ...

    The devil as a worm

    crazy wedding

    I need to have to take care of

    Such large Khol (Bulgarian detected word for 'Hall') ...

    This is also the Margarita Grill, very hot.: This is my father. 1 to have lunch.

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: Thank beans. And today they want to see.

    pearls;: The survey will be held on this board.

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: Bastard Oh! Hate pills.

    .../ Margarita, I am old?

    pearls;: But if at the same time, and the amount needed to keep? However, nothing. My father 74 years old.

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: Not a great thing, but also? I was born

    pearls;: He was nice and cool. At the same time. Saying 'coral' means "nose surgery such as coral."

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: Too high, is not it?

    pearls;: Ojoj.

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: But this is contrary to God and be acceptable to you? Karang (Indonesian detected word for 'Coral').

    pearls;: Also necessary is the father

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: Zamas father, he ate every day.

    pearls;: Jenny? Or less. Status to "high".

    .../

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: What? At the same time, it seems? I am old. again

    scouts;: I know there is not a walk in his ways.

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: For those away from me. The boy was very beautiful and ...

    Harold;: If not? What, then, shall we say? Shall we continue in the latter end? The five columns.

    Agricola (Italian detected word for 'Agricultural'): .../ The ball of the other place, as those that are born, there is nothing that can be done in another way, did this,

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: If, therefore, do not they left for their children.

    Agricola: OK. Question. Adult waste stress?

    # 1 to see the fish;: .../ And it's free! One after another wait?

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: Nothing! Nothing! But we do not believe that things are as they are not in vain? I am old? I am old?

    2. big fish;: What information?

    links;: Watching?

    .../

    Timmy: Krabby Patty, my fate that feeling.

    mother: The fate. They said that there is nothing in the way, which is not acceptable. Like a real person. And on the way ... dirty.

    Timmy: -A-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ...

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: Burger side. Though the losses were in the battle, and the third at the gate. This is where she has a savor of salt.

    Patrick: Krusty hello hello!

    Sponge Bob Sponge Bob: Hi Patrick! how profitable

    Patrick: Another!

    Sponge Bob Sponge Bob: executor

    Patrick: We want to hear your voice?

    Sponge Bob Sponge Bob: He is ready ...!?

    octopus,: Sponge Bob! Patrick! Do you mind?

    Sponge Bob Sponge Bob: But Patrick a secret to keep. Did you hear others

    Patrick: what will happen,

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: Children without exception.

    Sponge Bob Sponge Bob: "Amin, after waiting for the day of the week

    Patrick: Some!

    Sponge Bob Sponge Bob: What do we do first?

    Patrick: What do we do first? The wheels have very little to our world and the jaws! Spongebob What is your occupation?

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: Oh boy in a tree?

    Patrick: This is true.

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: This is not good, I will help you through the Word. I am surprised that, if it were in the position to buy,

    Sponge Bob Sponge Bob: Of course. If you want to come to us come to Krabi

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: But this is not necessary. However, instead of sending at least

    Patrick: I Espalzone. Hence, it came to pass, in order to write down rightly, and they broke it.

    Bob bolus: Style!

    Patrick: If the calm, in order to save.

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: Uhh, uhh uhh new path ... ...

    Patrick: ... looking forward to old age.

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: Uhh ... what are you doing?

    Patrick: Because you have? Bonus. What do you have.

    Sponge Bob Sponge Bob: Fire, Krabi!

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: He did it not? eight houses

    Sponge Bob Sponge Bob: I just want you to Cancer. Always go and see.

    revolution;: 20:01.

    .../

    Sponge Bob Sponge Bob: Cancer, sir? What do you have?

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: Oh, I'm ready for lunch! What do you have?

    Patrick: What matters? Then what is now backing up

    Sponge Bob Sponge Bob: Oh, I'm ready for lunch! Krabi join, have you?

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: I'm not ready to share AcwfoHk! Par-Tay Espalzone?

    Sponge Bob Sponge Bob: I'm not ready to share AcwfoHk! Patrick Tay is a partner?

    Patrick: What matters? Krabi join, have you?

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: What matters? ready

    pearls;: You can not prevent or make one

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: We can not do what they want to get a piece of a piece of wood in the fire was on it by night, and so it is not the Church, truly, I say this?

    Sponge Bob Sponge Bob: You want to have a very strong hand. He was born with a heart defect.

    .../

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: This is a fish. Only two seats.

    Sponge Bob Sponge Bob: Especially bow. This is no small change.

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: Do not drive, not in children today?

    Sponge Bob Sponge Bob: But the big guys.

    Remonstrances wire: But the sense of do not do them. The trouble is that around the next corner today?

    Sponge Bob Sponge Bob: Because they can not be destroyed.

    Remonstrances wire: Unfortunately, the "champion!

    Sponge Bob Sponge Bob: Oh, man!

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: In other words, that does not mean they used to do? All things, however, were living in their own land.

    Sponge Bob Sponge Bob: The language of the victim.

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: And I do not want to make a club crazy? ... I hear a little scared of me. And, apparently, it was not the platform for a long time.

    Sponge Bob Sponge Bob: Spoon after childbirth. And everything is fine.

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: Supply. I understand that.

    Sponge Bob Sponge Bob: Unfortunately! SpongeBob is back!

    Patrick: I came! Let's have fun!

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: Lukášek's shop? ... doubtless.

    Bob bolus: I. What? What color is it? "Amine!

    Sponge Bob Sponge Bob: Is this the start of the wash cycle began with the brothers? Buy.

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: You know, I noticed a guy I fell in love with the guy in rock, but he chose into the nightlife, it is not thought to God. How you can get the wild: I will give you, it's crazy hot in general, if you do not know what is.

    Sponge Bob Sponge Bob: I see what it is, Krabs. Last night there is a lot of hair, we do not lack

    Patrick: Well thank you!

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: Well thank you!

    .../ It will irritate hates just thought it would be Troy ...

    Sponge Bob Sponge Bob: A madman is not only to be kindled bow, you senseless man feels?

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: True.

    Sponge Bob Sponge Bob: Do not worry, it will be you.

    .../ Crab meat?

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: We focus.

    Patrick: Their forgive me.

    Sponge Bob Sponge Bob: Crab meat? Is it because he does not like?

    Patrick: I'm SpongeBob!

    Sponge Bob Sponge Bob: Patrick truth.

    Harold;: Yes?

    Sponge Bob Sponge Bob: Crab meat?

    .../ Crab meat?

    .../ Crab meat?

    .../ Funnels right to do so?

    The voice cancer: Shh!

    Sponge Bob Sponge Bob: And now? But even Krabs?

    books;: But even Krabs? But even Krabs? But even Krabs?

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: And so, as I have said, I do not want to find out what is it, that you might do you think?

    Bob bolus: Oops!

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: If you really want to know your thoughts!

    Bob bolus: It is that which is a sure way?

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: Further, there is a part, does not remember? "This is why did it not? What do you think?

    Bob bolus: What?

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: You feel it in your head!

    .../ Difficulty! What?! Where? I tell you the truth with it?

    .../ Although it does not we do not know what after the metal? House now. Another stunning winter?

    Sponge Bob Sponge Bob: Chrome ?!

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: Pandaemonium! Experts! Experts! Puzi (Chinese detected word for 'shop')? The guys?

    Bob bolus: What?

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: Onan, Sela (Russian detected word for 'Villages') skin of a child, a cold Satyricon

    Patrick: Sony Please make that connection.

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: What?

    Patrick: I commend to you the great painter.

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: Tights? Not a girl, who can? "Virgin"

    Patrick: That.

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: One of dreams

    Patrick: This is true.

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: If it be possible, of all things, and to overcome them: and the number of, and of the sheep, or of two of them: I am I am, I am I, O Lord?

    Bob bolus: Who is affected?

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: And now what have you got?

    Patrick: Let us fix the loan. But the drawers did not know?

    Sponge Bob Sponge Bob: We always present the results here.

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: .../ What? We won the jackpot!

    Sponge Bob Sponge Bob: So, Krabi tastes good!

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: But are these young people, who have come eventually, turn back;

    Mrs. Krabs;: Eugene?

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: Mother?

    Mrs. Krabs;: The relationship between the Lord and the Teacher, what are you doing?

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: Well, he does not ignore those who do not agree with notlistening mother of the world ... !!

    Sponge Bob Sponge Bob: Why do you ask?

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: Patrick, putting a sponge, and pay would soon arrive there.

    Mrs. Krabs;: And in the bedroom. Do not destroy and out of the night

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: Mother.

    scouts;: It has equally simple way to go. In the short time, but even if you are in a room.

    Sponge Bob Sponge Bob: .../ Unfortunately Krabi.

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: Children's rights. I feel like I'm finally a kid.

    Sponge Bob Sponge Bob: Satyricon When you try to impress the fireplace crabs.

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: Hello bean products.

    Mrs. Krabs;: Eugene light is it?

    Arches and fireplace smoke flavor: Mother.

    ------------------------------------------------
    NOTES/TRIVIA:

    Google translate setup for "Mid-Life Crustacean:" Latin-Bosnian-Latin-Danish-Latin-Sundanese-Latin-Sesotho-Latin-Slovak-Latin-Turkish-Latin

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  4. 37. Video Workout Siri Casdo (Krusty Krab Training Video)

     

    Video Workout Siri Casdo

     

    Narrator .. Narrator: .../ Welcome to the car. If you’re watching this video, let me first post: Congratulations. You recently rented a Christie Cherub. This is the first day of official training.

    SpongeBob: Can you give me a crab pie?

    Narrator .. Narrator: No, there is a lot to learn before preparing a crab cake. As you can see in this photo ...

    .../ Graphic art!

    .../ I work at the most successful Priya du Bikini restaurant. But it didn't happen overnight ...

    .../ ... The store closes at 6:00 p.m.

    .../ No, Christy Crabbe’s story is about effort, patience, insight, determination and humanity. But it’s generally sweat.

    .../ Start from the bottom.

    .../ You might think that the Owners and founders of Creste (Romanian detected word for 'Grow') Crab Inc. Siriguejo Eugene H. He was certainly a financial advisor.

    .../ And you are right!

    .../ After the fight, the crab saw that he was in a large and quiet forest. However, when he bought a bankrupt retirement home, his fortunes changed, a few small changes, and the Christie’s Club was born.

    .../ You can learn more ...

    Problems with fish: Get some dust!

    Narrator .. Narrator: You can learn more ...

    Problems with fish: Get some dust!

    Narrator .. Narrator: to see ...

    Problems with fish: Get some dust! Get some dust!

    Narrator .. Narrator: .../ It tastes like adding a small crab cake. Incorrect!

    .../ Work now

    .../ To meet the urgent needs of today’s customers, we do not try to showcase the latest advances in fast food technology.

    Mr. Kangaroo: Advanced meatloaf control methods.

    .../ This is an automated money processing system. Don't touch it!

    .../ High quality liquor temperature gauges are imported.

    .../ This prototype is a liquid processor.

    .../ The most important thing is that now you can get the latest equipment for the spice supplier, buy some and stay there. Because there is a fixed fee.

    Narrator .. Narrator: This full update doesn’t seem necessary, does it? Fortunately, the fear of Krobs robot authority is not balanced by dangerous technology. But if the update is the heart of Christy Crab, the lever is mandatory.

    .../ If you’ve met your needs, come with me. Now, calmly, calmly, smiling, "Hello world! Are you sure you want a message? Mr. Square Pants, you are a good employee. But for every good employee, there is no good employee."

    .../ Let’s look at the confusion and eye movement. "I really don't want to come here yet!" The key is the name for this employee, but we are called squid.

    Satire: Can you make more money with this, Mr. Shirigeho (Japanese detected phrase for 'Know Geho')?

    Mr. Kangaroo: Sorry, I didn’t hear the story!

    Narrator .. Narrator: Speed

    SpongeBob: What does it mean now you can make crab bread?

    Narrator .. Narrator: No, you can’t play Kerby Patty if you don’t know the word POP.

    SpongeBob: Tight?

    Narrator .. Narrator: Knowing POP will give you information about Christy Crab. But what does POP mean?

    .../ In fact, this is an easy symbol. Behold, he seeks our hunters.

    SpongeBob: This world

    Narrator .. Narrator: SquarePaint seems to know pop music.

    .../ These are regular buyers. I want to know what they want. If you remember pop, you might find it.

    Harold: I want a message

    Narrator .. Narrator: Do you want to ask: A: sofa, B: expensive hair, or A: bun?

    Harold: Please make a cake

    Narrator .. Narrator: Ah ah! You will not disappoint us!

    .../ Now that you know POP, you’re ready to make a crab cake.

    SpongeBob: Patty Clubby!

    Narrator .. Narrator: Haha! Rent a MacBeafer directly. We do not say:

    .../ Personal hygiene.

    .../ All Crazy Crab employees must maintain strict personal hygiene practices.

    .../ Yes, Square Pants, are you ready to go? The good staff certainly did a good wash. Find these nails.

    .../ And don’t forget the joints.

    .../ And make sure your hands are clean and healthy.

    .../ Now look at your hands.

    .../ it's just.

    .../ After tightening your shoes, make sure your face is not free of itchiness and irritation, your hair is in good condition, and you can start your day. Let’s find out how Lula Marco is ready to be born again.

    .../ Remember no employee wants squid!

    .../ She was sure she was ready for the currency pie because she was clean and healthy.

    SpongeBob: I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!

    Narrator .. Narrator: Beautiful! A lot to think about.

    .../ Work board

    .../ It’s important, that your area is clean and unobtrusive. But a clean work center is part of the job

    .../ You don’t just need luck to be successful in your affiliate business. A good worker can take care of everything at any time

    .../ So, Mr. Square Pants, there is no seasonal kimchi here. Now let’s see how Squadward keeps it working.

    Satire: ???? Oh, that's right!

    Narrator .. Narrator: Don’t worry about Squareward, Mr. Square Pants can cover you up.

    .../ Running and running in the middle of his work, he felt ready to become a world -renowned artist.

    .../ Silently I still have time. We need to make sure you are ready for the task:

    .../ Please talk to your boss.

    SpongeBob: Shriguejo-sen, can I get up?

    Mr. Kangaroo: Dietung (Javanese detected word for 'counted')

    Narrator .. Narrator: Thank you for your hard work, Mr. Square Pants.

    SpongeBob: Can you give me a crab pie?

    Narrator .. Narrator: Let us now move from the wing. Here we consider the client, which is the most important aspect of the sector. Or when we say “cruise ship”!

    Patrick: Who says You are a ghost

    Narrator .. Narrator: Like precious animal blood, consumers make crab shells.

    Patrick: Lula, your madman is talking to me!

    Satire: Want to register or make friends with your team?

    Patrick: Hmmm ... I want to ... Hmmm ... Yes ... Oh ...

    .../ ???? what is it

    Satire: Patrick, you lied somewhere.

    Narrator .. Narrator: Ah, ah, remember what Icardo and Sreegeho said.

    Mr. Kangaroo: The money is definitely in its place!

    Patrick: The roof is perfect, squid. You are not a good worker

    Satire: Yes, we accept orders.

    Patrick: I ... ...

    Narrator .. Narrator: .../ Both of these options will be considered later. Now it’s important to talk about emergencies!

    .../ Like gold lost in Atlantis, crab cake is considered to be a treasure for many people. Like all treasure, thieves are ready to steal. So depending on your focus ...

    .../ what is it This is Plankton, the commercial competitor of Mr. Series!

    Plankton: Eat my secret dust, crab! Finally, your secret recipe is yours!

    Narrator .. Narrator: He stole the recipe! What do you do with Mr. Square’s pants?

    Plankton: .../ You will never get cancer! Speed after play! Welcome!

    .../ I know it deserves a turbocharger.

    .../ Listen, crab! When he came out of the cold place and died, he took this pie from me.

    Narrator .. Narrator: .../ And thanks to Square Pants, emergencies can be avoided again.

    .../ Let’s look back at Lulu Marco. Yes squid

    Satire: ????

    Narrator .. Narrator: Recall

    Satire: Patrick, if you have any suggestions. Want a Patty Club message?

    Patrick: Great idea, Squad! Give it a less -than -good pie.

    Satire: Want to come here?

    Narrator .. Narrator: Lula Marcos, you’re here, it’s part of the task.

    .../ Now that you know the basics of training, now you have to wait!

    Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, mbah (Indonesian detected word for 'grandpa'). Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No !! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No no no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No no no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No no no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Nanana (Malagasy detected phrase for 'I had') Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana nanana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana nanana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nanananananan ananana Nanana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nanana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nana Nanana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana Nananananananananana No Nananananananana Mye (Norwegian detected phrase for 'A lot') Mye Mye My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My My

    .../ Patty with the club is ready!

    .../ At the heart of every great family is a crown jewel that fills you with enthusiasm and happiness! This is Patty Crabby from Creti Crab.

    .../ Now, as a humble sector employee, you’ll discover this sacred and dark secret on how to provide your hands with all the human resources needed to run your business ... lots of wet lips, backs is how annoying it is. Cleve Patty, Happy Heartbeat Center! What are you ready for?

    .../ what are you sure

    .../ OK! Confidential

    --------------------------------------------------------
    NOTES/TRIVIA:

    Google translate setup for "Krusty Krab Training Video:" Chinese-Spanish-Hindi-Arabic-Portuguese-Bengali-Russian-Japanese-Punjabi-Javanese

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  5. 36. The effort is not crazy (Mimic Madness)

     

    The effort is not crazy

     

    Thus carbohydrates: Of course, he is a Christian, and I remind you that the work of Christ will be seen by you. It may be the busiest spoon.

    Top: World Health Organization! Tell this Karbas! Take us to the center!

    Add a team: Let's go somewhere.

    Thus carbohydrates: Open the door and destroy! I am sitting at the table

    Add a team: I went to the police last night.

    Thus carbohydrates: I heard

    Add a team: Not the same as Mr. Carber. Have you ever heard of this "cruel model"?

    Thus carbohydrates: Would you call that a "compliment"?

    Add a team: This is natural. I want to honor you and give you money

    Thus carbohydrates: Mr. Squard, I'm here

    Add a team: Let's see

    Top: Of course, almost everyone closed the boat and Mr. Carbs enjoyed a hot meal.

    Add a team: You forgot

    Top: Rich people are happy and rich in this way

    Ideal for: Instead, it's time to dump her and move on

    Top: I'm sorry, I spend more time eating the sample.

    Ideal for: Boy, why are you

    .../ Let me tell you the secret

    Add a team: Hurry up, spabebo, I want two orders for a crab comb

    Top: Everything is fine and I will get it right away

    .../ He is not included

    .../ It is very pleasant for me. BT will advise me how. This measure can be used effectively. Look at this world.

    .../ I join you!

    Patrick: Ahaa! He never did

    .../ Kale

    Top: Old friend Patrick, why are you?

    Patrick: How can I send money like Patrick?

    Top: I ate ice cream and fish nets

    Patrick: I heard "OK"

    Top: Not much, this is my Patrick. Yes, that's right

    Patrick: I can neither lie to you nor to you

    Top: What should I finish?

    .../

    Tables: The castle came to the fourth king.

    .../ My friend ...

    Year: Plankton, we have an easy game. This is not just a hockey hobby

    Top: The cat's paws, Plankton ate the worst gala meal I've ever seen!

    .../ This is the best dish I've ever seen

    .../ I want to make good use of science

    .../ That is right? Science is completely dangerous

    Year: I love the Texas Sponge Bob tea! Your pure cross

    Tables: Miles has real eyes. But his voice is surprising

    Top: But! Everyone was pleased with this idea. You can't stop asking questions. I can not

    .../ 80,000 photos ...

    French journalist: Don't forget me. He started to get injured

    .../

    Citizens: You have a shirt

    Top: Need a shirt?

    Citizens: Wait, don't be fooled. Open your mouth with secret love.

    Top: Odbo will order

    .../ Are we satisfied?

    Add a team: This is natural. Now I do not remember these wonderful thoughts. I do not think so. But I did not miss. I was not!

    Year: Sir, mushrooms can't control their love for this award

    .../ Not exactly!

    Thus carbohydrates: You're right, Sandy SpongeBob is actually gone. I like to call it "ridiculous madness".

    Top: I would borrow instead.

    .../ Oh, oh!

    Year: Teacher! I feel so good that BT doesn't feel good. My IT law is not for me either

    .../

    .../ Remember, this is a job; So first you need to know what SpongeBob has to do.

    Tables: Why don't you smoke?

    Add a team: I'm listening

    Patrick: You left my best friend!

    Plankton and fish: This information!

    Thus carbohydrates: Rating! Stormy dog. We have to swim. And most importantly do not delete the number.

    Year: How beautiful my spiritual lover is

    Top: Changing I hope no one will come out and take measurements! Hello Patrick! Sandy? Mr. Carbus (French detected word for 'carbs')? Plankton? Every five hours? There is nothing wrong with that

    .../ Good day, professor! Not exactly! Sri Shani is mixed

    Kufr (Czech detected word for 'Suitcase'): Yes?

    Patrick: but why

    Year: Kayata (Javanese detected phrase for 'such as'). Mushrooms will tell us

    Top: What do you think? I love her so much! Why stupid

    Year: Sponge uses friendly connections with SquarePants

    Top: I tried, Sandy, I tried!

    Year: You, Sponge Bob, know only one thing and it will follow you!

    Top: .../ Hello, Qari (Maltese detected word for 'Reading')! Because training! I have money, yes, yes! I go to college and eat my secrets.

    .../ I can not! I lost. Funny!

    .../ I can not

    Tables: Hello

    Patrick: Transparent

    .../

    Top: What is the World Health Organization? What is the World Health Organization? What is the World Health Organization? What is the World Health Organization?

    Who am I?

    Who am I?

    I do not object.

    Who am I?

    I do not object.

    Why should I write this song?

    If the head is six heads

    Something went wrong

    Who am I?

    talk to me

    Who am I?

    Do you know me

    My name is Lehmann

    Or Freddie

    I do not see it

    I do not know if I am ready

    I'm ready!

    Who am I?

    I have the right to know

    Who am I?

    Am I a friend or an enemy?

    I have a lot of space

    It's hard to say

    I do not know my name

    But my eyes are clear

    Who am I?

    Who am I?

    Who am I?

    Who am I?

    Who am I?

    Is there a spirit from Saturn? 4

    Phone: Mr. Saturn, let me tell someone else

    Top: ... I ... no ... I don't know ...

    Thus carbohydrates: .../ This is a salt staircase

    Year: I'm here!

    .../ A sponge? How many fingers do I have?

    Top: B.

    Patrick: SpongeBob is very cute. I have only one answer

    Year: I know it's not natural and don't wear xing (Chinese detected word for 'Row') pants!

    Top: Unfortunately, SpongeBob SquarePants are unusable or unusable.

    Year: SpongeBob is a good student and imitates everything. We need to remember who we really are.

    .../ It will help!

    Thus carbohydrates: Hello

    Patrick: Ahaa! Ahaa!

    Year: Not exactly! Get!

    Tables: This is a great idea for a lifetime.

    Year: They are rectangular and yellow

    Patrick: I want to work

    Thus carbohydrates: Number is the best captain in the world. Teacher! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this ...

    Tables: Master Krabi forgets the secret ID cards of the bar

    Thus carbohydrates: Of course I know တန် က တန် (Myanmar detected phrase for 'It's worth it') I don't know!

    .../ But it is a good idea

    Tables: Thank you very much

    Year: This sale does not work, you need to combine the effect for direct photography. Ahaa

    Kufr: I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!

    Top: I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I still remember! I really know who I am! I like pants. Yes, I love food.

    .../ Thank you for your friend. I bring new memories. The buffalo is tastier than the food itself. Childless

    .../ Illness. Now he laughs at my stupidity.

    Add a team: Illness. Mo Negok!

    --------------------------------------------------
    NOTES/TRIVIA:

    Google translate setup for "Mimic Madness:Zulu-Yoruba-Xhosa-Welsh-Vietnamese-Uzbek-Turkish-Swedish-Russian-Punjabi-Odia-Norwegian-Myanmar-Luxembourgish-Kyrgyz-Javanese-Italian-Hungarian-Gujarati-Frisian-Estonian-Dutch-Czech-Bulgarian-Azerbaijani

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  6. 35. Group Guy (Band Geeks)

     

    Group Guy

     

    [There is a very loud sound, causing Lula Molusco (Spanish detected word for 'Mollusk') to play the clarinet without ringing the bell. Dr. Gill Gilliam, nurse at the door.]

    Dr. Gill Gilliam: Yes, uh, there was an animal hospital on the way and I knew the animal was dead.

    [Lula Molusco knocks on the door. The phone starts to ring.]

    Squid: Nothing.: Hello, you entered an unknown house. It starts ...

    Skvillium: Do you have an animal friend you want to kill?

    Squid: Nothing.: Squilliam Physical Season Class Group ?!

    Skvillium: I heard you were playing at the box office.

    Squid: Nothing.: Sometimes, oh, how do you tell Unbro?

    Skvillium: Great and valuable. Now I am the captain of a great team that will play in the Bubble Bowl next week.

    Squid: Nothing.: Ba-ba-ba ... ba-ba-ba ... ba-ba-ba?!?!

    Skvillium: "That's right. I'm a pumpkin. You're dreaming. The problem is I'm busy next week and I can't go. Hopefully you and your team can solve the problem."

    Squid: Nothing.: Oh, uh, I ... I, uh ...

    Skvillium: You all know him! You don't have a group! Now I give you the opportunity to return to the service sector.

    Squid: Nothing.: Wait! I sell fast food, I have a lot and I buy glass bubbles! Well - what do you use?

    Skvillium: Congratulations next Tuesday. Brought a lot of ibuprofen ...!

    Squid: Nothing.: I have to create a fast fighting team! Drama ... ha ... group comedy.

    .../

    Sandy: Want to add satisfaction to a workout that is monotonous and monotonous?

    Plankton: The bikini tastes good.

    This porridge: Always praised by thousands.

    Mr. Crab: This does not apply to free prices.

    JEL: The training starts this afternoon. 8:30 Course.

    Squid: Nothing.: The secretary hired me for crazy music. This trilobite wallpaper is no different from the elbow. Wait, baby, someone.

    Humus: .../ Blah Blah Blah ...

    Squid: Nothing.: Boy, calm down. How many musical instruments do you play?

    Plankton: Do you see these tools as a weapon of violence?

    Squid: Nothing.: No.

    Patrick: What is mayonnaise?

    Squid: Nothing.: No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not a tool.

    .../ Horseradish is not a tool at the same time.

    .../ Very sweet. No one has experience. Fortunately, I have enough talent for everyone.

    Mr. Crab: When do we eat for free?

    Squid: Nothing.: Okay, try to repeat yourself after me.

    [Plays six notes]

    .../ Copper section, go.

    [Repeat the copper section]

    .../ It's comfortable in the air now.

    [Part of the air does not repeat]

    .../ And the battery.

    [The drummers misunderstand Lula Molusko, so he has to hit the drum and hang it on the wall]

    .../ Unfortunately, the boy did not kill me.

    .../ Try to sign the rhythm. Now everything should be in five lines.

    Sponge Bob: Why don't you lie

    Squid: Nothing.: No, SpongeBob, that's a verb.

    Patrick: Jotosani? I want to kick!

    Sandy: Იք! Because you ...! Because I ...!

    [Patrick jumps and starts to fight until he enters and closes the door]

    Patrick: .../ Read-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

    [People get up and look at the door, then choose Patrick.]

    .../ Replace the headlights with a white sedan.

    [Patrick enters and Sandy appears on the trombone. Trombone discs come from where you hear them. He sits on the trombone. A loud thrombus sounded from his mouth. He will face it.]

    History Appraiser: The second day.

    [This scene shows a group playing Semper Fidelis on the street.]

    Squid: Nothing.: Yes, another truth. Bowl Bowl, here we go. Raise the flag, literally throw it. Okay, come back. Sports code. I want to see a small change. Mark Twirlers, go! Come on, look!

    [The flag flies fast and flies in the sky and the idea comes from the plane. Moses was throwing the knot when everyone was crying, but Molasco Lula was lying on the ground rolling the fruit.]

    History Appraiser: Thursday

    Squid: Nothing.: Plankton, how do you adapt to this soil?

    Plankton: Too big, do you want to see?

    [Plankton usually play the accordion when it comes out of the holes, but not for long. If you go to the last hole, the last raspberry will fall in harmony.]

    History Appraiser: In the bedroom.

    Squid: Nothing.: It was the last night we did before the incident. I know you haven't developed from the beginning ...

    .../ ... but I have a theory. When he wants to be smart, he speaks loudly, doesn't he?

    Plankton: In fact, this is the truth!

    Squid: Nothing.: He wants to play if he plays well. Are you ready And one, two, one, two, three, four!

    [The screen breaks the music school, the sounds explode, the windows crash. Let's go back to Lula Molusko's music school, where her face is unknown, her shirt is torn and her cane is broken]

    .../ New theory. It may be so small that no one can find it.

    Ambassador: If there are people who haven't tried the claw game, let's get started!

    Mr. Crab: What do you say to punk?

    Ambassador: Well ... meat nails!

    Mr. Crab: These quotes are not just to attract friends.

    Ambassador: country! Come can come!

    Sponge Bob: Ravin Smart and Forward.

    Nancy: Now teach me cheese.

    Squid: Nothing.: Stop, stop. I know this high voltage ...

    [People are sick. Exciting Pilar and Larry. Medley plays Pilar in the play.]

    .../ Save on this device, folks!

    [Weapons are all used weapons. Mr. Siriguzo is very good at handling the Herald and a pneumatic tool, but he tries to stop playing and Mrs. Puff hits everyone with a plate]

    .../ Please calm down!

    [Sandy and Frank fight. Sandy unlocks Frank's lock and Frank escapes. Patrick was smiling in the whispering sand. Patrick knew what to expect and Sandy cried as he watched. The scene stopped for several hours, indicating that it was already ten o'clock and everyone had given up fighting.]

    Freddie: .../ The lesson is over.

    [Group members enter Lula Molusco's open door.]

    Squid: Nothing.: Yes, Wade. Congratulations ... and relax! The size of the bite is cut into small pieces. I hope it is very good for you. I miss you too. No need to worry about tomorrow. I told everyone who died in a car accident. Thanks for everything Thank you for everything!

    Patrick: Come here.

    Sponge Bob: How do we become devils? These poor creatures appear when we need them, and we can't. When it comes to useful work, Lula Molusko will join us. Evelyn, who saved little Jimmy from being shot?

    Evelyn: Deposit

    Sponge Bob: Tell me, if drinking causes liver failure, who will treat it?

    JEL: The boy in the ambulance.

    Sponge Bob: In fact, if we had known that Lula Molusko was a firefighter or an ambulance, I knew everything would be fine and that it was a fighting team.

    Ambassador: Yes, for firefighters!

    Humus: To live!

    Sponge Bob: Now I am proud of Lolot, who is a mollusk. 1, 2, unbalanced movement.

    [Bladder vision injury]

    .../

    Squid: Nothing.: I knew it would happen. He had to find another group to play. Hopefully ... ... Squilia (Italian detected word for 'Ring') doesn't know! Show! What are you doing here

    Skvillium: I want to see how you explode. Which group?

    Squid: Nothing.: He came. იუს

    Skvillium: Sophie?

    Squid: Nothing.: This will be my team!

    Sponge Bob: We are ready to act, Lula Molusko.

    Skvillium: Squiddy, I know it's definitely a band.

    [SpongeBob dance]

    Squid: Nothing.: This is ... a kind of problem.

    [Scalia smiled when everyone entered the foam bowl.]

    .../ I think this is the last thing you see in this city.

    Sponge Bob: Exciting, smart!

    Football commentator: Yes, football fans. Join Bikini Super Group Reef!

    Patrick: .../ This is an ugly looking fish.

    Sponge Bob: We can stay where there is toxic waste.

    Mr. Crab: My health is not good.

    Squid: Nothing.: Older people are good.

    [Smiling and watching Squilliam's mouth move]

    OnHadi, you. 1, 2, 3, 4 ...

    [The group started with a very good introduction. Squidward's eyes widened. SpongeBob started the song.]

    Sponge Bob: The winner will win everything!

    This is another taste of death.

    His work is close

    Interest

    Look no further and this world will be closed.

    The wings have been shown solely to give a sense of proportion.

    Oh, the game started. ♪

    [Squilliam looks surprised, Squidward looks at him with a bad smile and difficult to control.]

    Hemp is sweet and sweet, sweet, sweet, yes.

    And take it,

    The fight is ours!

    [Scooter stretches, stretches and stretches. Lula Molusko says goodbye and runs to the center of the stage.]

    Hemp is sweet and sweet, sweet, sweet, yes.

    And go to the next.

    We will succeed ...

    [Lula Molusco takes the stage and freezes. Then the darkness fell and the episode ended.]

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  7. As it should be made known, my writing progress has been slow last month, with only one new release in the STA epilogue. This month would be the start of  the announcements for my plans towards the second quarter of this year, so here's some news regarding some of my currently running works before then:

    SpongeBob SquarePants: Lost in Translation: The premiere week that I had originally planned for last month will take place next week starting on Monday. The week after the next, on Sunday, the full episode roster for its current and last season will be announced.

    Oh Yeah! Collections: Side Quest, the long-overdue first original one-shot for the collective series is slated to be finished by Sunday. Take note that it will be posted to my Wordpress blog a day earlier, so if on time, Side Quest will be posted onto SBC next Monday, the same day as the return of new eps for SBSP:LiT.

    Total Drama Treasure Tour: I will start off by apologizing for the lack of new eps since its start, but I am still determined to churn some out by this month. More info regarding this new series will come later during the Q2 2021 announcements.

    Chemist Bob's Catastrophic Creations Cinema: While my involvement with Jjs' new Riffing Theater miniseries will interfere with my focus on this series, I intend to write up new eps for this sooner than later.

  8. It has been such a long one, but this project albeit had a very good run. It was great seeing all of those who have made your all-time list, and I know at some later point, I'm going to have to do one of my own (like you've suggested that I can feel free to show my list), which of course, is going to take me lot more time before I feel that I have a versatile list for the next few years or so.

    also one of my absolute favorite RHCP songs aside from the usual "Under the Bridge" and "Californication" is "My Lovely Man" so I may as well assume that's one of yours.

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  9. EPILOGUE: 13.5. Class Dismissal

     

    Levi had now found himself surrounded inside a hollow void. There was nothing in his sight within the black besides a small girl in a white-hooded varnish. The girl’s line of vision was focused directly on Levi, demanding for him to cross his path towards her.

    “So you’re wondering what it is that brought you here, Levi,” Gaia mused.

    “I was wondering more about how you know my own name,” Levi responded. “Is it because you have some sort of strong connection with my internal monk, Zensho? He was the one who brought me to this place.”

    “Oh, I should’ve explained myself clearer,” Gaia replied. “I’m the observer of several parallel dimensions in the multiverse, including one such as yours. I’m a multi-dimensional entity like Zensho and you’ve been transported here not too long after I detected a strong disturbance that’s been taking place in each universe. It is also my job here to maintain order for each of these particular universes, but you’ve come here for a reason that’s different from this recent hijacking.”

    “Look…” Levi was saying. “I don’t know everything that you’re talking about, so you better explain to me right now why the Dream Monk brought me to you.”

    “Isn’t it obvious? Where you’re standing right now is the nexus where all these parallel worlds are linked to,” Gaia explained. “Besides, you should already know that you had Zensho bring you here by your own terms. So, what were they?”

    Levi paused for a moment, remembering that oath he made with the monk, affirming to the girl, “Yeah, that’s right. I made a deal with the Dream Monk. He said to me that I have to leave behind my own place to find my true strength. It was a compromise I had to make so that I could get my former master Udon off my back for good.”

    “I could tell that you had to let Zensho bestow as much of the koi spirit’s power over to you so that you could defeat your adversary that you once served for, and the battle you won was indeed not in truth.”

    “You can see spirits too?”

    “Of course I can. Spiritual entities can also be viewed in this terminal.” While Gaia pointed this out, Levi looked around to see both Dou Gou and Jin Li hovering beside him as they would in the spirit dimension “Now that we should know and understand each now, I’ll run you through why you’re in this domain. First, I need to tell me why you’ve made that deal with a spiritual being.”

    “There was no other choice I had than to get help from Zensho. I couldn’t allow Udon to succeed in his scheme and continue causing trouble while he had a powerful spirit on his side and I couldn’t allow him to get away with everything that he made me do when I chose to serve the Shadow Bark after leaving my other former dojo. I let Udon give me a shortcut in becoming stronger. After fighting Terrence, it was then that I realized his training didn’t make me a better person.”

    “I see...and once you discovered who the real enemy was and when you tried to overcome him, you decided to take a shortcut in that as well. This is what you mean when you wanted to find your true strength.”

    “You don’t have to re-lecture me about my mistakes, I know what I did and I’m not proud of it! I took the monk’s deal because I want to move on from my past wrongdoings and redeem myself. I want to fight a real battle in the process so when I could be able to return to my home world, I can prove to my old folks that I have improved, and Terrence…” Upon mention of him, Levi began to tear up. “I…especially want to see him again so that I could tell him that I’m sorry for all that stupid shit that I’ve done and that I’ve gone on such a soul-searching journey for him. I also want to know how he’s been doing since all that’s happened in the karate academy.”

    “Yes, that explains just about everything for me. However, there’s one other thing.” Gaia was saying. “You didn’t just come to me on your own accord. You’ve been banished from your world.”

    The previous statement that the girl uttered would then take Levi by surprise. He stood silent for a moment due to his bewilderment.

    “I may have brought this punishment unto my own self, but how could it have lead me to being banished from my own world?” Levi asked.

    “You crossed paths with good and evil. Then you burned bridges with both sides,” Gaia explained. “Your indecisiveness with your own self-judgment was the primary reason why you’ve ended up here. The fact that you carry both a good and evil spirit should be telling that you would’ve caused some serious tension within the order of the multiverse if you were to cross any more paths with both spirits on your side.”

    Levi once again observed his two spirits while processing Gaia’s words.

    “I understand,” Levi spoke. “So…what do I do now? What do you even want from me?”

    “I can help you achieve this goal of yours,” Gaia answered. “Just so we’re on the same page, you want to return to your own world as a stronger and better person, and the price you’re willing to pay is to find your true inner strength in other worlds, correct?”

    “Yes, we don’t have to keep going over this multiple times,” Levi replied with no hesitation.

    “In order to fulfill that goal, Levi, you’ll also have to make a choice on what you’re fighting for, may it be for good or for malevolence. You can’t go for the in-between. Now, in order for you to carry on with your personal objective, I have a simple request that I need you to commit to.”

    “What would that be?”

    “You’ll have to let go of something to me in exchange of being permitted to go into the unknown. In your case, that something is right in front of you.”

    Gaia points a finger over to both Dou Gou and Jin Li. Levi was again taken by surprise after realizing what she meant.

    “Wouldn’t it be just fine if I could just give up Dou Gou?” Levi asked. “How do you think I’ll be able to take care of myself without even Jin Li?”

    “You’ll have to give up both spirits, as they’ll get in the way of your goal, along with your reliance of them,” Gaia continued. “In order to find your true inner strength and purpose, you’ll have to go it alone.”

    Thinking on the offer for a minute, Levi gives in and say to Gaia, “Fine, they’re all yours.”

    “I wouldn’t say that they’re all mine,” Gaia informs, “they’ll be returning to the spirit dimension within your original universe. It’s part of my job.”

    After Gaia let Dou Gou and Jin Li draw themselves close to her, she uses her hands to grab the tails with no trouble. Levi’s two spirits disappeared without any more of a smidge of them to be seen. Afterwards, a trolley promptly appears in front of Levi. A few faces could be seen inside of it.

    “My deed is done while yours starts once you step inside that inter-dimensional trolley,” Gaia informs, “and after I make a few more appointments.”

    “One more thing I should ask: what’s this whole multiverse disruption thing that you’ve mentioned?” Levi asked.

    “Don’t worry about it,” Gaia replied. “For now, it’s my responsibility and I’ll be taking care of the issue.”

    Without a word and without hesitation, Levi steps inside the transportation device to be greeted by an equine with a turquoise coat, cyan eyes, a light pink tail, and a mane of the same color, along with two human figures, a female brunette with amber-colored eyes and a male dirty blonde with his hair covering both eyes.

    “Am I accompanying you all?” Levi questioned.

    “That is none of your business, dickhead,” the boy snarled.

    “Please don’t mind him, he can be very rude sometimes,” the girl spoke towards Levi.

    “Hey, I was nice enough to help you escape from that hellhole,” the boy added towards the girl.

    “It’s cool to meet another human like you,” the mare remarked. “I’m Lotus Petals by the way.”

    “I guess I’ll just sit here until something starts happening,” said Levi. Tobey…Udon…they’re still out to get me. He thought. I should be safe now that I’ve been banished from my original world, but if the time comes that I run into either of them again, I’ll make them regret ever manipulating me and picking a fight with me.

    As Levi looked through the windows of the trolley, he saw someone being dropped down into the black void in front of Gaia. What he had saw resembled an undersea sponge with a peculiar jacket. The perspective then changes to show the inside of the Shadow Bark, where the troop members are reported back by the newly-made leader, Tobey.

    “Do any of you have an update on the rogue’s whereabouts?” Tobey asked.

    “He’s somehow disappeared without a trace, sir,” Zhong notified.

    “Have any of you checked the spirit dimension?” Tobey suggested. “Chances are that he’s hiding there like the coward he is.”

    “We’ve tried to find him there too, and he’s nowhere in sight,” said Lamar.

    “Ugh, you guys should’ve been able to hunt him down within days, and yet it’s been two months!” Tobey complained. “You’re all dismissed then. Tomorrow, it is back to the usual routine and maybe then, we’ll have Levi within our grasp and so shall Dou Gou be in mine, like I’ve been planning since I joined this group!”

    After the Shadow Bark meeting was adjourned, Tobey steps outside of the base to vent.

    “Why did Master Udon ever trust me with this?” Tobey questioned. “Why does Rico get to go places with him? What kind of karate master does Udon think he is to not give me a spirit? Gah! Why am I asking myself all these dumb questions?”

    Tobey was kicking the ground beneath him about before he was confronted by a tall, mysterious-looking figure shrouded in black

    “I hear that you’ve been having a lot of trouble with someone,” the unknown person spoke.

    “Who are you to know? Go away, freak!” Tobey responded.

    “If you’d please, I have a gift for you waiting in the spirit dimension,” the shady character continued.

    “It better be something good, then. Otherwise, I’m not sucking into whatever it is that you’re trying to sell to me.”

    With concentration, Tobey appeared inside the spirit realm in a flash. The dark figure followed after, transporting himself to the area at the same time as Tobey. In front of the dark figure was the carp spirit Dou Gou to the Shadow Bark leader’s surprise.

    “This is Dou Gou, is it not?” The dark figure questioned. “And if I’m not mistaken, this is the spirit holds the power that you so desire to have.”

    “Are you for real, and it’s not like an illusion or anything?” Tobey responded. “Is Dou Gou really mine? Ugh, I shouldn’t keep asking all these questions.”

    “It’s fine, there is a lot that we need to discuss,” the dark figure replied as he gestured Dou Gou to hover over to Tobey’s side. “Just like you’ve wanted, you now have a spirit.”

    “I suppose that you also have a solution for me about Levi. I don’t know how who you are, but you seem to be very trustworthy to be helping me out like this.”

    “It’s the least that I can do…” Before the mysterious figure would finish, he vanishes from the spirit dimension, prompting for Tobey to exit out of it. Afterwards, he and Tobey were now seeing other face to face. The peculiar character continued to say, “After all, I have a lot of faith in you…Tobiah.”

                                                  OOTORSRAC

                                                RFHACLEMLEOF
                                               ATEOFTHEOTHE
                                              CHCCOSMSCOS
                                                  LEOOSOMOS

                                                        

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    NOTES/TRIVIA:

    Characters from other spin-offs making an appearance in this epilogue:

    Spoiler

    -Gaia (Oracle of the Cosmos)
    -Ga???n?y (Oracle of the Cosmos)
    -C??r?lea (Oracle of the Cosmos)
    -Lotus Petals (Oracle of the Cosmos)
    -Strezz (Rebirth of a Storm)

     

  10. Better bump this thread for the whole Lola Bunny redesign controversy while it's still hot:

    https://www.indiewire.com/2021/03/space-jam-new-legacy-lola-bunny-redesign-1234621742/

    I don't know what's funnier: That a good amount of non-furries went from bashing a community that adores characters such as Lola because they perceived the majority of [furries] as a bunch of creeps who love to sexualize cartoon animals to coming to the defense of one particular character, condemning the change 'cause she's no longer this sex goddess that they knew and loved....or that there's controversy at all over an animated character simply being brought down to something that's close to normal.

    The internet is a strange place.

  11. how dare that the most commonly agreed and predictable choice for the #1 music act is not even wumbo's #1 on his list

    With all seriousness though, I've been wondering for a while when The Beatles were going to show up just so I'd know how difficult it was to a pick the absolute best song from them. I've been liking everything that I've been seeing in this countdown, so I don't have any real complaints (well except gorillaz being even lower than foster the people srsly now). 

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  12. Before this becomes a conversation where most folks are crying out "PATRICK'S PARENTS ARE HERB AND MARGIE AND HIS SISTER IS SAM AAAAAA," I'd like to debate on how Patrick has an octopus for a little sister and I'd like know if either one of Patrick's parents had a love affair with and got shagged by an octopus to make that possible. The article didn't specifically say that Squidina was adopted after all.

  13. Word count for the twelfth hour:

    Side Quest: 3,672 words

    Total word count: 3,672 words

    This is less words I've typed compared to my previous session, but even after this one has ended, I'm still adding up to the count for today. Of course, I'm still not close to finishing this particular one-shot project (hard to believe, but it's true), but I'm getting there.

  14. https://tvweb.com/the-fairly-oddparents-live-action-tv-show-paramount-plus/

    All around me are familiar faces
    Worn out places, worn out faces
    Bright and early for the daily races
    Going nowhere, going nowhere
    Their tears are filling up their glasses
    No expression, no expression
    Hide my head, I wanna drown my sorrow
    No tomorrow, no tomorrow
    And I find it kind of funny
    I find it kind of sad
    The dreams in which I'm dying
    Are the best I've ever had
    I find it hard to tell you
    I find it hard to take
    When people run in circles it's a very, very
    Mad world, mad world

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  15. 1 hour ago, NegiSpongie said:

    It's cool that they got the original voice cast back, but I wish they hadn't brought back Nancy Cartwright to play Chuckie. I never did like her as a replacement for Christina Cavanaugh.

    Who else could've filled in for Chuckie for the late Christine Cavanaugh though? Perhaps Candi Milo, who filled in for Dexter in Dexter's Laboratory's final episodes, but with Nancy Cartwright having been the character's replacement voice and still being on the table, it's clear to see that this was the option that they had to go with.

    I'm just curious to see who will fill in for Stu, Howard and Chaz, with the former's actor having passed since 2016 and the latter two's original actors not being able or available to voice them in the revival.

  16. 1. Of Millions and Motley Crews

    The episode opens with the host, Chris McLean, live in front of a shipyard in Vancouver, Canada, alongside Chef Hatchet, as they were donned in pirate-themed attire. Chris announces that he has some things new and special planned for his newest season of Total Drama. With Camp Wawanakwa still demolished from the fracking incident in the All-Stars finale, and while Pahkitew Island had remained stable, Chris points out that using the latter as the set for the new season had to be backed out after the whole incident where it became susceptible to self-destruction had generated a plentiful amount of complaints from parents. As a compromise, Chris decided that he’s starting out fresh once more, but since he doesn’t feel like introducing another newer cast of teens so soon, he’s bringing back eighteen contestants and he’s setting them up to do some ‘island-shopping’ for him in a seafaring treasure hunting adventure, before then ensuring that each one he’s chosen will be brimming with danger as per his usual standards, right here on “Total! Drama! Treasure Tour!”

    Chris announces that his assigned cast will be introduced in pairs of three, starting off with six returning contestants that have been around since the first season. Shortly afterwards, a bus stops near the dockyard to drop off the six teens, with the klutzy jock, named Tyler, being the first to step off only to then fall flat on the ground. Justin, the heartthrob, steps off to help Tyler back up. The inseparable best friend duo Katie and Sadie are next to be revealed amongst the returning contestants, expressing their excitement in coming back with their collective “EEEEEE!” The competitive and short-tempered Eva stoically steps off before the last of the first pair, Trent, who Chris describes as Gwen’s former and number nine-obsessed love interest. He is shown with his usual guitar strapped to his back.

    The six returning first generation contestants meet up with Chris, as he shows to them the next bus reveals the second pair, revealing the five returning contestants from Revenge of the Island that they’ll be getting to know. The supernatural and incredibly polite devotee of Mother Earth, Dawn, is the first to be introduced amongst the returning second generation contestants. Followed by her is the cadet coming back straight from fashion school, Brick. He expresses himself with his usual salute as he steps off. Brick then coughs from the overpowering scent of hairspray, coming from the next contestant to step off: the brash and deep-tanned Anne Maria. The silent genius, B, comes out next. Chris jokingly refers to him by his full first name, Beverly, and so B responds by exchanging an annoyed look at the host. Staci, the teller of tall tales regarding her family, is the last of the Revenge cast to be revealed as part of the new season, and with her hair grown back. Naturally, she brags about how her great-great-great step-uncle Samuel was the one who invented buses.

    A third bus arrives afterwards carrying the third and last pair of returning contestants for Chris to introduce the others to. He then acknowledges that it’s his largest pair yet, with seven returning from the very previous season. Beardo is the first of the bunch to be introduced as part of the new season’s cast. Being the human soundboard himself, Beardo vocalizes intro music as his way of welcoming himself. Collective groans from the other teens from inside the bus would then be heard as the next contestant stepped off, revealing the fairytale princess and songstress, Ella, who was apparently accompanied with a group of animals. The next returning contestant is revealed by way of being pushed out from the bus, Sammy, the good cheerleader twin, who Chris jokingly refers to as “Samey.” Sammy corrects Chris about her name before the one who pushed her out of the bus reveals herself, Amy, the evil twin in the same cheerleader getup. Next up was the LARPer, Leonard, who expresses himself in his usual wizard-like manner. Topher, proclaimed by Chris as Total Drama’s resident Chris McLean super fan, was next to come out of his bus. Topher, of course, announces his return in the manner akin to the host’s. Rodney, the hopeless romantic farmer boy, is the last of the return contestants to be revealed and already falls head over heels towards one of the contestants familiar to him, Amy. The evil twin, of course, is annoyed by Rodney’s disposition, telling him to back off while her sister Sammy scoffs.

    Chef then unveils the feral Ezekiel for Chris to announce that he’s made one last addition to the contestants for the season. The eighteen contestants are scared by this until Chris reveals that he was joking and Chef then proceeds to throw the then-formerly excited and feral teen overboard within an area that is infested with sharks to demonstrate what happens if they were to be eliminated this season, as unlike the past seasons, they’ll be saying goodbye to the life of being a camper and will instead experience the life of pirates out in sea looking for treasure he’s set down in several different islands. Leonard points out that the theme of the season would also explain as to why Chris and Chef are dressed the way that they are, leading up to Eva to crack a joke by questioning if they’ll be dressed as ridiculous as them. Chris resents the small joke, then reassuring that it’s likely that they will be subject to competing in the same fashion before explaining why he’s selected the lot for the new season.

    Chris says that he was originally going for another All-Stars approach, but due to a combination of negative feedback with the first one, most of the contestants feeling too burnt out from Total Drama to compete, some of the contestants being unavailable due to do them being already pre-occupied, like Noah and Owen for example, and a certain number of past contestants still being reported missing since the fart balloons incident in the All-Stars finale, Chris decided that he would do somewhat of a “No-Stars season” and narrowed down his selection to his worst-performing contestants to date. Before Trent and Justin could assert the host’s statement about their performance quality, Chris adds by saying that because he needed a couple more first generation and male spots for his cast, he chose two of the four Drama Brothers to be reunited for this season, for they haven’t been in the competition since the second season and because he felt that it would boost the ratings if they were to come back, alongside two fan favorites he acknowledges in “Samey” and Dawn. Sammy is pleasantly astonished by how Chris addresses that she is a fan favorite, which angers Amy. Chris then advises for the bad twin not to get the boot early on, reminding her that she’s become one of the most-hated contestants after last season. Amy gives an even more aggravated look before Tyler raises his hand, indicating a question that he desires for the host to answer. Being made aware of the fact that his girlfriend Lindsay was inside of the balloons, Tyler demands Chris to tell him where she is and if she’s okay. Chris assures Tyler that Lindsay is fine since he’s had a group of drones examine the current situations of the missing cast members. However, he then says that he’s not sure where exactly they’ve landed and suggests that each of the contestants that he was unable to rescue after the destruction of Camp Wawanakwa may have settled in one of the treasured islands.

    Chris follows the eighteen contestants further towards the shipyard where two vessels are placed, telling them that they will be separated in crews of two along with a respective ship to sail. Their main objective is to retrieve one particular artifact that he’s placed within a certain island that he requires for them to navigate through. He further states that they will be using a map and compass to help ferry them to the specified destination. He then informs the eighteen contestants that if the ship were to somehow become damaged, they will have to rebuild it themselves, and if the important navigation tools were to be lost, they will not receive a replacement. The elimination ceremonies will be settled within the losing team’s ship and the one person who does not receive a gold doubloon will have to walk to plank and get thrown overboard. Chris also acknowledges that since the contestants will be taking on the role of pirates, they have the opportunity to rob a team’s chances of winning a challenge by way of attacking and raiding the opposing ship to steal the artifact of the challenge for their respective team. Because Chris figured that the challenges would be too difficult for his cast to handle, he has at least allowed for each of the returning competitors to bring one thing that wouldn’t be considered too much of an advantage. Justin appears to be the only one of the bunch to not have brought any particular object, proclaiming that his own good looks is the one thing that he needs to help him win the season, and that doesn’t need any extra help when he’s made it far before in the second season.

    Chris goes on to say that each crew isn’t complete without a captain, and so the first part of the first challenge will determine what each crew will consist of, and which of the two lucky contestants will be assigned as team captains. He then goes on to say that as usual, the teams will be merged later on and the remaining two contestants will compete for the ultimate prize of one million dollars. Before he could explain what the first challenge would be like, Chris is interrupted by the arrival of a limousine where two figures stepped into the scene. Chris is greeted by Blaineley and her lawyer who introduces himself as “Maaaaa….Manfred Businessman.”  Chris says to Chef that he’s not buying into this but he will play along anyways so he’ll know what she wants. Blaineley says to the host that she would like to have a spot in the season since she had a short-run as a contestant in the third season, which would make her eligible. After Chris informs her that the cast is full, Blaineley retorts by saying that he will have to deal with her lawyer if he refuses. Manfred backs up his client by warning Chris of the “EVIL” consequences that he’ll face. Before Manfred could say any more, Blaineley stops him, quietly reminding him that he is to stay in-character before turning to face Chris again to say that she can and will take legal action. Chris, feeling annoyed rather than threatened by Blaineley, decides to give her an extra spot before letting her know that she won’t be able to take over his job as host as he long as he’s around, and that the same applies for Topher, who then responds by saying that he’s learned his lesson.

    Due to the last-minute change for his cast, Chris informs the now-nineteen contestants that he now has to change his plans for the first challenge. He won’t form teams until one person is weeded out. He adds that he isn’t too bothered by this change since he has been meaning to see how well (or how bad) the contestants handle themselves on their own. For the first challenge, Chris instructs for the contestants to retrieve two artifacts. The two contestants that come back with the items will be assigned as team captains and therefore will be automatically safe from tonight’s elimination. He then adds that the contestants are allowed to perform in groups. Chris continues on to say that the island that they will be transported to will be the island that remained intact from the Camp Wawanakwa flood: Boney Island. Topher points out that since they’re all in Vancouver and Boney Island is all the way in Muskoka, they would be required to sail across there in a circle. Chris mentions to the cast that the first time that they’ll be sailing will be through his and Chef’s own ship anyways, as it’s also shown to be stationed beside the shipyard. He then adds that the ship’s cabin can be used if [the competitors] want to confess anything before reaching their destination.

    *Confessional Cams*

    Topher is the first contestant to be shown filmed by the confessional cam, who talks about how after being outfoxed by the host last session, he’s going to be more focused on trying to win the millions and he will have to snag his chance of becoming a team captain, as well as to have a mind as sharp as Chris if he’s going to win. He adds by revealing the item that he brought, his megaphone, so as to show that he intends to hold a strong competitive spirit for this season.

    Dawn is the next contestant shown in front of the confessional cam, and she expresses how she’s become more determined to return the game after hearing about how much of a fan favorite she’s become after her early elimination in her previous season. She goes on to say that if she were to stay in the game, she would have to make the others feel more comfortable around her, and demonstrates that point by taking out a deck of her Tarot cards. She then acknowledges while she had been prone to conveying negative predictions and readings in her last season, she intends to elicit positive messages with the other contestants this time around with her card readings.

    Blaineley is shown next in front of the cabin cam, and boasts about how she’ll be able to obtain the millions with a scheme she currently has in mind, further stating that as long as she has the wristwatch to tell her “the time she’ll be able to outsmart Chris when I have the chance to,” she will have the whole season within her grasp, all while denying that it’s also because it’s to keep her cover intact.

    Shown next is Amy, who says that if she’s in danger of receiving an early elimination due how very disliked she is, she’s going to have to prove herself as a reliable and strong competitor to ensure that she’ll stay for long by taking the title of a captain for herself. She also points out that she would have to get rid of her sister “Samey,” but not before enacting her revenge for what she did to her last season, showing to the camera what she describes as just a souvenir from last season that she snuck in for this season: a fruit smoothie made from Pahkitew’s poisonous manchineel fruit in a container.

    Sammy is shown in front of the cam afterwards, whereas she talks about how if she and her evil sister are going to be competing in another season, she’s going to have to try and get rid of Amy, knowing full well that she’s out to get her after her revenge on her last season. She goes on to say that she’s also determined to win the challenge and become captain so that she can prove that she’s no doormat. To show how prepared she is for Amy to enact revenge on her, Sammy shows the camera a kit filled with medical supplies, saying to the camera that you’d never know if your evil sister will try to break your arms, break your legs, crack your ribs, electrocute you, or poison you. Catching the last thing she said, Sammy then nervously tells the camera to forget about that part.

    Tyler is then shown on the cam, who expresses his determination to get far into the season to impress his girlfriend, Lindsay, and as well as to find her, wherever she could be. Being made aware of how unlucky and accident-prone he can tend to be, he shows the camera a set of protective sports gear, such as knee pads and a boxing helmet, saying that if he has to make it far, he has to make sure that he’ll have to play the game as safe as possible.

    The perspective then changes to Leonard, who feels thrilled about the challenge of being made into a team captain so that he could then put his tabletop board game set, Cubicles & Creatures, to good use. Now directing his words towards Sugar, who he knows didn’t return for the season, tells the camera that he’s returned to impress her.

    Katie and Sadie appear in front of the confessional cam next, both unable to contain their excitement over returning for a new season after so long and then talk about how they both plan to be in the finale together. They then also say that if they ever end up being separated this season, they will at least have a respective framed picture of each other for the likely outcome, so that they’ll feel like that they never left each other’s side.

    Shown in front of the cam next was Staci, whose face appeared to be green from seasickness, and says that it was a good thing that her great-great-great-great grandmother Catherine invented barf bags.

    Rodney also then reveals that he suffers from seasickness and that he brought a bottle of bicarbonate soda, as it was a natural remedy for his seasickness that his dad had used for him. He then says that in returning for another season, he would be able to confess his feelings to one of the girlfriends he’s made last season and be able to find the right words to say this time, referring to Amy.

    Beardo is now seen in front of the cabin camera and, despite his reputation as the human soundboard, speaks by confessing to the camera about how he intends not to make the same mistake he made last season and participate for once, as well as to overcome his shyness. He reveals to have brought a portable turntable with one of his records attached, explaining that he’ll use it to try and express himself.

    The cabin cam then shows Eva, who talks about how determined she is to win today’s challenge and become a team captain, so that she could use her skills as a team player to win the millions after having her chances cut short in the very first season. She then acknowledges that the only challenge that she’ll be facing is that she would have to control her anger, before then showing that she’s equipped herself with her MP3 player containing a playlist with the most calming form of audio she knows – death metal music.

    Trent appears in front of the camera next, as he talks about how he wishes he could put behind the mistakes that cost his chances of winning in the last season he participated while he’s been brought back for a new season. He makes a promise to himself that he will try not to get himself hurt like he did numerous times before, or get up caught up with his number nine obsession, or throw challenges for anyone. He also hopes that the other competitors that he meets will appreciate his music, referring to his guitar.

    The last confessional cam clip shows Ella, who says that she’s being forced inside by Chris after he told her that if she were to do any singing, she needs to do it where he cannot hear it, as well as that even though the new season has Tour in the title, it doesn’t have a musical element. Despite this, Ella still remains her optimistic self and talks about how she hopes that the other contestants that she meets would appreciate her singing. She also hopes that she’ll make new animal friends while out at sea as she reveals to have brought a whale whistle.

    *End of confessionals*

    Chris and Chef’s ship then arrives at its destination. Afterwards, Chef announces to the nineteen contestants to hustle over to Boney Island or that they’ll have to be thrown overboard. With all nineteen contestants assembled by the Boney Island shore, Chris instructs to them that the treasure that they need to retrieve is a pair of pirate crowns made from bones. He goes on to say that the artifacts should be hidden inside a cavern or within the Fun Zone and warns the competitors of the mutants that lurk within the island, as they’ve made it their home since after the fourth season. He also warns them about zombie Ezekiel if they’re so unlucky to run into him, as he’s also made the island his home.

    With the challenge already going underway, Chris and Chef take off with their ship, leaving the contestants behind until it’s done. With both Eva and Topher deciding to take on the challenge alone, the rest of the contestants try to find someone to form a group with. Being good friends with each other and as well as being half of the Drama Brothers, Justin and Trent decide to team up. Being the two inseparable best friends that they are, Katie and Sadie pair themselves up. To give herself an easy advantage, Amy asks for two particular contestants that she believes to be the weakest links to form a team with her, those two being Leonard and Rodney. Amy takes advantage of Rodney’s lovestruck personality and gets him on her side by lying to him that he will win a date with her if he helps her win the challenge. Sammy observes this with disgust while struggling to find one or more willing partners. Blaineley, who refers to Sammy as “Samey” to her annoyance, offers to be on her side. Despite not fully trusting the older contestant, Sammy responds by telling her to get her name right and that she’ll allow for her help as long as she doesn’t plan on double-crossing her. Blaineley then appears in a confessional clip where she says that she intends to have “Samey” on her side during the challenge, knowing how much of a doormat she is and so plans to betray her once as she’s close to her victory.

    Brick tries asking Eva into forming a team with him. He is immediately taken aback the moment he experiences Eva’s anger issues. Eva responds to Brick’s offer by telling him that she doesn’t like being touched and that she can do the challenge by herself. Brick then appears in a confessional clip where he expresses concern about being on the same team as Eva due to how much her behavior reminds him of his former teammate, Jo. He goes further on to say that even though he’s returned to Total Drama after being given a break from fashion school, he is still a cadet a heart and hopes to win the challenge to show his strength as a dependable team caption, before then showing the lucky dog tags he’s brought for the season. Brick’s perspective returns to Boney Island where he offers Tyler to assist him in the challenge, seeing his passion for sportsmanship and his motivation to find his girlfriend as an advantage. Tyler, donned in knee pads, a pillow worn like a bulletproof vest, and an umpire’s helmet is surprised by Brick’s compliments. Tyler responds by saying to him that he has his doubts of being a competent team captain due to being so accident-prone that he brought protective gear. Brick then reassures to him that he does have the determination of a team captain, let alone a team player by letting him know that his concern about Lindsay are mutual towards his feelings on Jo, further saying that even though he and she did not cooperate, he does feel worried about her since he hasn’t heard back from her since she lost on the All-Stars season. Brick then adds to Tyler that if he’s feeling unlucky, he’s brought his personal good luck charm for the game. Realizing his mutual support, Tyler agrees with team up with Brick for the challenge.

    Ella and Dawn easily befriend each other after realizing they share their love towards animals in common, as well as because of Ella being impressed by Dawn’s ability to speak to animals after hearing her converse with one of the mutant animals about where she could find the two crowns made of bones. Afterwards, they agree to ally in finding the treasure. Meanwhile, Sammy is still trying to find a third member of her group since her sister is being accompanied by three and she’s also in need of a more trustworthy ally. Sammy eventually discovers that Beardo is struggling to form a group due to most of the others not being amused by his sound effects. Seeing Beardo’s talent as valuable, Sammy asks him to be on her group alongside Blaineley. Blaineley, of course, makes fun of her choice due to the fact that Beardo was the first contestant eliminated in the previous season, before Sammy asserts that his skill would be useful for helping find the treasure. As Beardo accepts Sammy’s offer, Sammy asks if he could speak a trigger word if he detects anything dangerous on their path. Beardo repeats Sammy’s phrase “trigger word,” her voice included, as a suggestion. Although astonished by the fact that Beardo can accurately imitate voices of other contestants, Sammy tells Beardo that it will do just fine.

    B, Anne Maria, and Staci are the only ones now struggling to find an ally. Knowing the situation, B realizes that he’s left with no choice than to ally with them. He examines his blueprints for protective armor from the mutants, and then offers the two to join forces by showing them the armor he’s built. B, not being able talk, tries to use it to convince the other two to side with him. Anne Maria takes his offer, thinking that he’s asking for her help to get the treasure. Staci accepts as well before going on a tangent about how her great-great-great-great grandfather Jonathan invented protective battle armor. B rolls his eyes as to indicate that he’s aware that this is the only team-up that he gets to work with.

    As each of the contestants has finished making their preparations, they could hear growls and other wildlife sounds emitting from the island, there then making most of the contestants feel intimidated. With the show running out of time to continue, Chris and Chef are shown inside their ship examining the contestants at Boney Island before signaling the end of the episode. After leaving the audience with some burning questions, Chris directs to the viewers that they’ll find out what will happen on the next episode of “Total! Drama! Treasure Tour!”

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    NOTES/TRIVIA:

    Each returning contestant has been mentioned to have been allowed to bring at least one item (or one assemblage of a certain item) with them for the season, and this is what the following had brought with them:

    Amy: A poisonous fruit smoothie
    Anne Maria: A whole season's worth of hairspray
    B: Blueprints
    Beardo: His turntable
    Blaineley: Wristwatch
    Brick: His lucky dog tags
    Dawn: Tarot cards
    Ella: Whale whistle
    Eva: Her MP3 player
    Justin: None; His good looks
    Katie: A picture of Sadie
    Leonard: Tabletop role-playing game kit
    Rodney: Bicarbonate soda
    Sadie: A picture of Katie
    Sammy: Medical kit
    Staci: Barf bags
    Topher: His megaphone
    Trent: His guitar
    Tyler: Protective sports gear

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  17. Word count for the twelfth hour:

    Total Drama Treasure Tour Episode 1 (COMPLETED): 4,487 words

    Total word count: 4,487 words

    Final word count: 4,487 words

     

    Although I managed to finish writing one episode during my last hour of the session, I've decided to stop right there since I feel that I don't have enough extra time to start outlining the next episode right away. This of course concludes this session. Another one will be announced at some later day.

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