Shark Tale

Another year, and another SBC anniversary is upon us. Yep, today marks SBC's 12th year of being on the internet! It's truly amazing how the community continues to live on thanks to the support of the members, whether through the Discord, forums or both. Even though forums aren't as active as they used to be in general now, it's still heartwarming to see people still wanting to contribute to them when they can, which means a lot to the staff.

During Kamp SBC, there will be 20 side quests for you to do for fun, scattered around the camp. This is an expansion of a concept we toyed around with back in 2019, which will serve as our replacement for RPG games from now on. Below is the first half of the quests, with a brief description of what you will do for them and their rewards for doing them. Each quest has its own reward, ranging from small things such as doubloons and reputation to extremely rare iFish items that you cannot buy anymore, so here's a chance to nab those. You can do these in any order you want. Just tell me which ones you want to do (whether in this thread or Discord), and I'll give you further instructions on how to do them from there. A lot of those won't be too difficult but some may require more thought than others. Quest 1: The Marshmallow Caper!: The camp has lost marshmallows for the campfire, and it’s your job to find the missing ones! Reward: Marshmallow Stick Quest 2: Hey, How Can There Be a Fire If We’re Underwater?: Start a campfire, but you'll need to find good wood first. Reward: 25 doubloons Quest 3: Written in the Sand!: Several mysterious phrases have been found written in the sand, can you decode them? Reward: 25 likes Quest 4: Campfire Song Song!: Gather around the campfire and sing your own campfire song. Reward: Smoothie Quest 5: Sandy’s Test!: Sandy has created a quiz to test your camping smarts! Can you answer them? Reward: Water Bottle Quest 6: The Food Thief!: Someone has stolen food from the camp cafeteria! See if you can recover the food and discover who the culprit is! Reward: 50 doubloons Quest 7: Something in the Water!: Something strange has been seen at Lake Yuckymuck, but what is it? A monster? Investigate and find out. Reward: 50 likes Quest 8: Calm the Sea Bear!: An out of control sea bear is rampaging through the forests! Reward: Safari Hat Quest 9: Jjs’s Lost Hat!: Counselor Jjs has lost his hat. Help him find it! Reward: Goofy Sombrero (2019) Quest 10: Find the Nudist Camp!: There have been tales of a legendary nudist camp. See if you can find it! Reward: 75 doubloons Quest 11: The Monster of Kamp SBC!: Campers have been telling tales of a scary monster lurking in the woods. Discover if this creature really exists! Reward: 75 likes Quest 12: Written in the Sand! II: More strange phrases have been found in the sand! Ready for round two? Reward: Blue Swim Trunks Quest 13: Unlock the Knowledge!: Mr. Krabs has forgotten the combination to his office safe. Help him remember it! Reward: Red Swim Trunks Quest 14: The Mysterious Cabin!: There have been whispers of a creepy cabin located in a remote area. See if you can discover it! Reward: 100 doubloons Quest 15: Sandy’s Camp Test! II: Sandy has prepared another quiz! Ready for round two? Reward: 100 likes Quest 16: Photographic Memories!: SpongeBob has taken many photos of his adventures over the years. Can you identify which episodes they are from? Reward: Hiker Outfit Quest 17: Squidward’s Riddle!: Squidward couldn’t think of a better quest, so answer his riddle! Reward: Park Ranger Hat Quesy 18: Patrick’s Riddle!: Patrick decided to copy Squidward, so answer his riddle too! Reward: Marshmallow Pin Quest 19: Surf’s Up!: Scooter broke his surfboard and needs a new one! Reward: Surfboard Pin Quest 20: The Unknown Statue!: Krabs has found an ancient statue at the camp, but can’t quite figure out what it’s depicting. Help him figure it out! Reward: Hawaiian Shirt Whoever finishes all 20 quests will receive 2,000 doubloons and a Camper Expert badge. You can go at your own pace for these quests, no rush, but you have until the end of the event (August 31st) to do them all.

Premieres: Friday, August 13th at 7:00pm ET/PT Plot: The Patrick Star Show is interrupted by a most peculiar stench.

Here's Kamp SBC's iFish contest. The theme is to dress your fish up in the flashiest, most obnoxious, weirdest outfit that is sure to anger a sea bear! The judges will be me, OWM and Patty. We've added several camping themed items for you to use, but you don't have to specifically use those items, you can do whatever you want. Rules 1.) In order to submit an iFish, you will need to use our current system, which you can either request in that thread (but you must make it clear you are submitting for this contest) here, or DM to me/Patty privately, whichever you prefer. 2.) Once you post it, you cannot change it. So be 100% sure before posting. Prizes 1,000 doubloons Surfboard Pin (if not won from the minigame) Getting mauled by a sea bear You have until August 30th to submit an iFish, and we will pick the winner on the same day. Submissions

Here's our story contest for Kamp SBC. Gather around the campfire with your fellow campers and craft up a juicy story to tell them. Your entries will be judged by me, OWM and Patty. Rules: Must be 300 words minimum, but can obviously go over. Does not have to be camping themed specifically, but can be if you want. Prizes: 1,000 doubloons Marshmallow Pin (if you did not win it from the minigame) You have until August 30th to submit your entries.

Here's the other minigame for Kamp SBC. Roast those toasty marshmallows and depending how well you roast them, you will get a reward. Here are your potential outcomes, which will be randomly generated: Burnt (nothing) 50 doubloons 100 doubloons 200 doubloons 300 doubloons 400 doubloons Marshmallow collectable pin Just say you'd like to roast marshmallows or something else witty. You can only play in this once every 24 hours.

Here's a minigame for Kamp SBC. Surf those gnarly waves and perform sick tricks! Here are your potential trick outcomes, which will randomly be generated: Flop (nothing) Do the Sponge: 100 doubloons Sea Bear Twirl: 200 doubloons The Jellyfish Jam: 300 doubloons Scooter's High Tide Ride: 400 doubloons Underwater 360 Spin: 500 doubloons The Jack Kahuna Laguna: Surfboard collectable pin Just say "I'd like to surf" or something else witty. You may only play in this once every 24 hours.

Another spin-off project has been announced: a movie for Sandy, being developed exclusively for Paramount+. Liza Johnson will direct it, with Kaz and Tom J. Stern as the screenwriters. Source: https://collider.com/spongebob-sandy-cheeks-movie-liza-johnson/

Premieres: Friday, April 16th @ 7:15pm ET/PT Plot: Squidward fakes being sick to get out of work, but his agony only begins when SpongeBob arrives to care for him.

Premieres: Friday, April 16th @ 7:00pm ET/PT Plot: Squidward's house becomes infested with a mail-order flea circus meant for SpongeBob.

Release Date: March 4th, 2021 Where to Watch: Paramount+, Apple TV Plot: A young SpongeBob is determined to catch his first jellyfish, so his friends do whatever they can to help him. Clip: This is the series premiere of Kamp Koral, and a half-hour special. If you have Apple TV, you can already watch this.

That's right, Jjs is reopening his theater. For those unaware, I ran a semi-popular riffing series on this site from 2013 to 2018. In celebration of the original SBC Theater's 10th anniversary next month, I'm bringing it back for a special 12 part epilogue/spin-off miniseries where we riff some of the most notorious Nostalgia Critic reviews. We're going to riff him so you don't have to. We've already begun production and the first episode will be coming soon. I am so excited to be back together with the gang again (along with two new faces to the riffing scene), and we hope the people enjoy it.

Intro Besides raking in a shitton of money for a bunch of rich Californians, the Star Wars franchise has enthralled the world with its epic characters and their amazing adventures. But what about the characters left behind? The ones whom after their fleeting moment on screen, were thrown aside for a plotline deemed more worthy than theirs? Here we will recount their untold stories, stories gathered from all across time in a galaxy far, far away. This is… ONE-TIME STAR WARS CHARACTERS: WHERE ARE THEY NOW? Created by jjs & OWM Consider this a spiritual successor to Wumbo's One Time SB Characters. You can decide for yourself if these are canon or not. First chapter coming tomorrow!

Premieres: TBA (pulled at last minute) Plot: No one in Bikini Bottom s safe from a case of contagious hiccups caused by two little kids. Note that this episode along with its partner have already aired overseas, along with being available on the S12 DVD. Clip:

The next spin-off series has been announced: https://deadline.com/2020/08/spongebob-squarepants-spinoff-series-the-patrick-star-show-set-nickelodeon-bill-fagerbakke-1203006633/

New decade, new teams. That’s right: Teams 4 is here! The Band Geeks, Drasticals and Independents are officially disbanded after 5 years, and two new teams rise from their ashes. Our fourth iteration of teams will be... VS. KRUSTY KREW VS. CHUM BUDDIES! Yup, for the ultimate team culmination, we're doing a Krusty Krab vs. Chum Bucket theme for this edition of teams! There's nothing that screams a heated team rivalry more than these two restaurants duking it out, with you, the members helping them! Krusty Krew will be led by @Mr. Eugene Krabs himself, and Chum Buddies led by @Plankton himself. There will be no more “team leaders” in the traditional sense. Those two will act more so as mascots for both teams. Here’s a run-down of the new features Teams 4 has: Solos: Don't want to be on either team? That's okay, because if you do not want to be on either team, by default, you will be a "Solo" (cue Han Solo jokes) now. These are a new version of the Independents, but instead, it is no longer an organized "team" in any sense (which is more in line with my original vision of Indies). What will happen is that if you are not a Krusty Krew or Chum Buddy member and win a team event, then you get the point. If say, Kev and G4ry are both "Solos", and they win events, then they both each get a point for the scoreboard. So from now on, you will be literally on your own if you choose to not be on either team. If you want to be Solo, then don’t post in this thread! Major League & Minor League Events: From now on, team events will be divided into “Major League” and Minor League” through the year. The “Major League” events will consist of the big season events: March Madness, the summer event, Octerror Fest and Snowcember Ball. Starting in this year, we will have “Minor League” team events in-between those, which are smaller scale team events that will only last a week, but are a way to keep the team activities going during downtime and give people more opportunities to help their team if they didn’t do well last time. It’s okay if you don’t think you’ll make it to every team event, as long as you contribute to the team in some way. We think this will be a fresh new spin on teams, adding a lot of great fun to them this year. If you want to be on either team, just simply sign-up in this thread (yes, you must post here). You will have until February 28th, 2020 at 6pm EST to sign-up, at which point the two team leaders, Krabs and Plankton, will pick their team members, like we did for the 2014 Teams 3 Draft. March Madness 2020 will then kick off two days later, which will be the first event with these new teams. After the initial draft is over, I will keep this thread open for anyone else to sign ups after the fact, similar to how the previous teams thread worked. If you have any other questions, let me know! (Credit to @Old Man Jenkins for several of these ideas)

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Premieres: Sunday, November 18th @ 11:00am ET/PT Encores: Sunday, November 18th @ 2:00pm ET/PT Plot: SpongeBob and Patrick have their peaceful day of jellyfishing disturbed by Sandy's competitive nature. Clips: N/A This will be another extended episode like "Feral Friends", "Back to the Past" and "Shanghaied", meaning it is 16 minutes long instead of 11.

That's right, we have a brand new SBC user group! But wait, some of you might be asking...didn't we have a group called "Loyal Customers" back in 2013? Yes, we did. That was a group name to replace the Representative Board. It was originally meant to be a VIP group like Good Noodles, but it never panned out. However, it's finally panning out now. As a throwback, we're naming our new VIP group after them. Loyal Customers is SBC's exclusive VIP group, similar to our old Good Noodles group, but with a lot more advantages. You can buy access to this group for 15,000 doubloons. What do they get? Here's a list... Exclusive Loyal Customer group badge: Green colored username (if chosen as primary group). Access to an exclusive club and forum called "The Secret Box", where you can just chill, suggest ideas to SBC's staff (we can't guarantee all will be used/possible however), and get sneak peeks of future SBC projects/events. Increased signature image size: All other members' signature pictures cannot go beyond 700 x 200, but Loyal Customers' limit is 750 x 300. Only a small difference, but hey, it's something. Exclusive iFish items in the Costume Store. More will be added in the future, but right now they have access to 28 exclusive items for your fish! Access to exclusive skins. Much like the iFish items, more will be added in the future, but right now, LCs can see 6 skins, which are: "Tropical Sandy", "The Gary Community", "Attack on Bikini Bottom", "Sea Legs", "Midnight in Bikini Bottom" and "8-Bit Community" (this one is buyable through the skin store). Special SpongeCraft advantages. If you're a Loyal Customer, you get access to the following things in SpongeCraft: 1.) Skin uploads, which can be accessed via a generator in the directory. 2.) Use of TNT and Fire items. Do note abuse of these will result in loss of VIP privileges. 3.) Ability to spawn creatures such as Squidwards. 4.) Ability to add fancy effects to your character. Access to Takin' Out the Trash forum. Can upload up to 4.5MB in attachment size, as opposed to 2MB for everyone else. ...and more features to come in the future! The item can be found in the store, titled "Become a Loyal Customer" under the "Doubloon Store" category. If you have enough, feel free to buy it! If you don't, start saving up! We decided to offer this as an alternative for those not interested in Teams, and also to give you guys an incentive to work for something new in the store. Note: If you already in a group like Retired Employees, Band Geeks, or Drasticals, the item will put your primary group as Loyal Customers. Please let me know if you want it display LC as primary or secondary after buying. If you are already say, a Retired Employee and want to buy it, it can be a sub-group for you and all of the features will still work. Note 2: If you have any issues with buying the item, using the item, or anything with the group in general, please respond to this topic.

#178 - Hello Bikini Bottom Premieres: Monday, October 8th @ 8 PM ET/PT Encores: N/A Plot: Spongebob and Squidward form a two-man band, but when Mr. Krabs takes over as band manager for SpongeBob and Squidward, he threatens to bring the first show down in flames if they don't give him money. Clips: http://spongebob.nic...egins-clip.html http://spongebob.nic...arket-song.html http://spongebob.nic...nel-carper.html

Just so we don't get bombed with 1,000 comments saying "I CAN'T LOGIN!", post any bugs on the new site here. EDIT: What an outdated thread. I've updated this to be a general help thread.

Yup, a Spin-Off rerun topic. How does this work? Basically, you post an old or new episode from any of your spin-offs in this thread. This will (sorta) give Spin-Offs a real TV show vibe. However, you can only post in this topic twice a day. Pretty much a Spambox 2.0, just with Spin-Off episodes as the spam. http://r12.imgfast.net/users/1211/23/64/63/smiles/428899.gif