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[https://www.thesbcommunity.com/profile/1581-old-man-jenkins/ OMJ] is a [[Retired Employees|Retired Employee]] who became popular fast, joining January 15th, 2011, making tons of post in only a week. He kept deleting his account and leaving due to realife excercize to get into an army force. He is however, back permanentely as of June 8, 2011. His most notable works in SBC Literature and Spin-Offs are Post Fiction and Skodwarde. He is generally referred to as OMJ | [https://www.thesbcommunity.com/forums/index.php?/profile/1581-old-man-jenkins/ OMJ] is a [[Retired Employees|Retired Employee]] who became popular fast, joining January 15th, 2011, making tons of post in only a week. He kept deleting his account and leaving due to realife excercize to get into an army force. He is however, back permanentely as of June 8, 2011. His most notable works in SBC Literature and Spin-Offs are Post Fiction and Skodwarde. He is generally referred to as OMJ nowadays. | ||
OMJ, short for Old Man Jenkins, is an angelic vigilante who sees angels falling after drinking soda. OMJ likes long walks on bitches and hates it when people mistakes his sarcastic wit for kindness. OMJ is an uncommon man living in a common world where the laws of physics are beyond his comprehension. He can make you laugh, make you cry, and make you fap uncontrollably with a click of his touch-screen keyboard. Let's not get too ahead of ourselves here. Lets start from the beginning... | OMJ, short for Old Man Jenkins, is an angelic vigilante who sees angels falling after drinking soda. OMJ likes long walks on bitches and hates it when people mistakes his sarcastic wit for kindness. OMJ is an uncommon man living in a common world where the laws of physics are beyond his comprehension. He can make you laugh, make you cry, and make you fap uncontrollably with a click of his touch-screen keyboard. Let's not get too ahead of ourselves here. Lets start from the beginning... | ||
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OMJ would soon wash up onto uncharted territory. He came upon the natives, and they hailed him as a god. OMJ would go on to rule the natives, creating Fascism and Communism during reign. The natives got scared so they told him they were gonna move in with their aunties and uncles in Bel-Air. OMJ ordered in the nukes and the natives were smited for their insolence. OMJ would come across Lois and Clark, who asked him "Where's Hollywood?" so they went off in search of it together. OMJ would win the entire Louisiana Purchase from King Louis during a game of strip poker and Louis' wife baked them a cake and marked with a B before OMJ put it on the window sill to mold over. OMJ would later free the slaves from Uncle Tom with a little help from his friends, Shaka Zulu, William Wallace, and Beethoven. He lead the slaves through the Arizona desert before parting open some broad's legs, drowning out Uncle Tom and his World War propaganda with groaning and moaning. | OMJ would soon wash up onto uncharted territory. He came upon the natives, and they hailed him as a god. OMJ would go on to rule the natives, creating Fascism and Communism during reign. The natives got scared so they told him they were gonna move in with their aunties and uncles in Bel-Air. OMJ ordered in the nukes and the natives were smited for their insolence. OMJ would come across Lois and Clark, who asked him "Where's Hollywood?" so they went off in search of it together. OMJ would win the entire Louisiana Purchase from King Louis during a game of strip poker and Louis' wife baked them a cake and marked with a B before OMJ put it on the window sill to mold over. OMJ would later free the slaves from Uncle Tom with a little help from his friends, Shaka Zulu, William Wallace, and Beethoven. He lead the slaves through the Arizona desert before parting open some broad's legs, drowning out Uncle Tom and his World War propaganda with groaning and moaning. | ||
They came | They came across the band, Franz Ferdinand, but their joyful reunion was cut short by a group of Libyan nationalists who wanted their plutonium back. They assassinated Franz Ferdinand and that day would be known as the Day The Music Died. OMJ left Lois and Clark in Metropolis to do their shit and moved on to bigger and better things. Once OMJ made it to Hollywood, he came across T-Pain, the mixmastering master of darkness, who unleashed an unspeakable evil into the world known as "auto tune". T-Pain opened up a portal in time and flung OMJ into the future, where auto tune has the music industry in a death lock. Now OMJ seeks to return to the past, and undo the evil that is auto tune. | ||
And that's my story and I'm sticking to it. If you mustered up the courage to read all of that, give yourself a congratulatory spanking. That'll do, pig. That'll do. | And that's my story and I'm sticking to it. If you mustered up the courage to read all of that, give yourself a congratulatory spanking. That'll do, pig. That'll do. | ||
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Spin-Offs: | Spin-Offs: | ||
1. Break A Leg! (Seasons 1-2; rights | 1. Break A Leg! (Seasons 1-2; rights transferred to CNF, later returned to OMJ for a final season) | ||
2. Skodwarde (Seasons 1-5; original creator, later sold rights to Clappy and collaborated alongside Wumbo, and now jjs owns the rights as of Season 7; still returned for guest writes | 2. Skodwarde (Seasons 1-5; original creator, later sold rights to Clappy and collaborated alongside Wumbo, and now jjs owns the rights as of Season 7; still returned for occasional guest writes and rejoined staff at end) | ||
3. BadBob CoolPants (Only lasted for one incomplete season) | 3. BadBob CoolPants (Only lasted for one incomplete season) | ||
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10. Pathulu (Supposed to be co-written with Clappy, but was ultimately inserted into the Skodwarde mythology) | 10. Pathulu (Supposed to be co-written with Clappy, but was ultimately inserted into the Skodwarde mythology) | ||
11. Cherish | 11. Cherish (Canned) | ||
12. Boating School Badass (Hiatus) | |||
1. Post Fiction (Season 1; rights | 13. MegaloMania (Ongoing) | ||
Literatures: | |||
1. Post Fiction (Season 1; rights transferred to Steel; rights returned to OMJ, and canned again) | |||
2. Rugrats: Grown-Up Party Cartoon (Canned) | 2. Rugrats: Grown-Up Party Cartoon (Canned) | ||
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13. Post Fiction V6 (Canned) | 13. Post Fiction V6 (Canned) | ||
14. Super Mario Bros. Z: "Negative Zone" | 14. Super Mario Bros. Z: "Negative Zone" (Canned) | ||
15. Post Fiction V13 (Canned) | 15. Post Fiction V13 (Canned) | ||
16. Wumpa Defender, Crash Bandicoot! (Hiatus) | |||
Other: | Other: | ||
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[[Category:Rose Gold]] | [[Category:Rose Gold]] | ||
[[Category:Retired Employees]] | [[Category:Retired Employees]] | ||