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|data2 = January 15, 2011 | |data2 = January 15, 2011 | ||
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|data4 = Semi-active | |data4 = Semi-active | ||
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|data5 = Rose Gold<br/> | |data5 = Rose Gold<br/>Loyal Customers | ||
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[https://www.thesbcommunity.com/forums/index.php?/profile/1581-old-man-jenkins/ OMJ] is a [[ | [https://www.thesbcommunity.com/forums/index.php?/profile/1581-old-man-jenkins/ OMJ] is a [[Loyal Customers|Loyal Customer]] and former Cashier. He became popular fast, joining January 15th, 2011, making tons of post in only a week. His most notable works in SBC writing are Skodwarde, Post Fiction and Community Deathmatch. He is generally referred to as OMJ nowadays. He won the Word Count Contest at [[Spin-Off Festival 9]] which gave him the Rose Gold username as a prize. He remains the only user to have that color to this day. | ||
OMJ, short for Old Man Jenkins, is an angelic vigilante who sees angels falling after drinking soda. OMJ likes long walks on bitches and hates it when people mistakes his sarcastic wit for kindness. OMJ is an uncommon man living in a common world where the laws of physics are beyond his comprehension. He can make you laugh, make you cry, and make you fap uncontrollably with a click of his touch-screen keyboard. Let's not get too ahead of ourselves here. Lets start from the beginning... | OMJ, short for Old Man Jenkins, is an angelic vigilante who sees angels falling after drinking soda. OMJ likes long walks on bitches and hates it when people mistakes his sarcastic wit for kindness. OMJ is an uncommon man living in a common world where the laws of physics are beyond his comprehension. He can make you laugh, make you cry, and make you fap uncontrollably with a click of his touch-screen keyboard. Let's not get too ahead of ourselves here. Lets start from the beginning... | ||
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And that's my story and I'm sticking to it. If you mustered up the courage to read all of that, give yourself a congratulatory spanking. That'll do, pig. That'll do. | And that's my story and I'm sticking to it. If you mustered up the courage to read all of that, give yourself a congratulatory spanking. That'll do, pig. That'll do. | ||
== | == Stories == | ||
OMJ has quite the resume when it comes to SBC | OMJ has quite the resume when it comes to SBC writings. | ||
* Break A Leg! (Seasons 1-2; rights transferred to CNF, later returned to OMJ for a final season) | |||
* [[Skodwarde]] (Seasons 1-5; original creator, later sold rights to Clappy and collaborated alongside Wumbo, and then jjs owned rights as of Season 7; still returned for occasional guest writes and rejoined staff at end) | |||
* [[Post Fiction]] (Season 1; rights transferred to Steel; rights returned to OMJ, and canned again) | |||
* BadBob CoolPants (Only lasted for one incomplete season) | |||
* [[The Killer Krab]] (One season miniseries; completed) | |||
* IJLSA spin-off (Scrapped; sold rights to CNF) | |||
* Handsome Squidward (took over rights from Clappy, ended) | |||
* S(lums)BU (Canned) | |||
* The Walking Sponge (Canned) | |||
* Seasonals of Belief (Ended) | |||
* Nautical Nonsense (Canned) | |||
* Nautical World of Wrestling (Ended) | |||
* Slippery Smooth (Ended) | |||
* The Secret Box (Miniseries that ended at two episodes, rights later given to Cha, who continued it until ultimately canning it) | |||
* Pathulu (Scrapped; Supposed to be co-written with Clappy, but was reworked into the Skodwarde mythology) | |||
* [[Community Deathmatch]] (Ended) | |||
* OMJ's Variety, which consisted of multiple ideas of his | |||
* SBC Rising (Canned) | |||
* SBC Wrestling (Canned) | |||
* Escape from Unfinish Island (Ended) | |||
* S.S. SBC: SpongeBob Community Out of Water (Canned) | |||
* Hey Hayden! (Canned) | |||
* My Life as a SpongeBob Community (Canned) | |||
* Super Mario Bros. Z: "Negative Zone" (Canned) | |||
* A Dead Eye for a Dead Eye (One-shot) | |||
* OMJ's Die-In Theater (Ending) | |||
* Cherish (Canned) | |||
* Wumpa Defender, Crash Bandicoot! (Canned) | |||
* Boating School Badass (Canned) | |||
* Feral Phobia (Miniseries) | |||
* [[MegaloMania]] (Ended) | |||
* SpongeBrawl Wrestling (YouTube series, ended) | |||
* Valentine's Day Returns (Miniseries) | |||
* '''Toast Krusters (Miniseries)''' | |||
* '''Squidzilla: Football-playing King in Space of the Monsters (Ongoing)''' | |||
* '''SpongeBob's Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Universe''' | |||
* Riffed works on [[Jjs' Riffing Theater 3000]] | |||
* Guest wrote on [[SBCinema]] | |||
* Guest wrote on [[Squid]] | |||
==Trivia== | |||
* OMJ technically has the most posts of any user with over 90,000, although this number is not officially displayed due to most of them coming from a period where Ask Me posts did not increase post count. | |||
[[Category:Users]] | [[Category:Users]] | ||
[[Category:Rose Gold]] | [[Category:Rose Gold]] | ||
[[Category:Retired | [[Category:Loyal Customers]] | ||
[[Category:Retired Staff]] | |||