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"Vice President Johnson, Mr. Speaker, Mr. Chief Justice, President Eisenhower, Vice President Nixon, President Truman, reverend clergy, fellow citizens, we observe today not a victory of party, but a celebration of freedomÔÇösymbolizing an end, as well as a beginningÔÇösignifying renewal, as well as change. For I have sworn before you and Almighty God the same solemn oath our forebears prescribed nearly a century and three quarters ago.

The world is very different now. For man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty and all forms of human life. And yet the same revolutionary beliefs for which our forebears fought are still at issue around the globeÔÇöthe belief that the rights of man come not from the generosity of the state, but from the hand of God.

We dare not forget today that we are the heirs of that first revolution. Let the word go forth from this time and place, to friend and foe alike, that the torch has been passed to a new generation of AmericansÔÇöborn in this century, tempered by war, disciplined by a hard and bitter peace, proud of our ancient heritageÔÇöand unwilling to witness or permit the slow undoing of those human rights to which this Nation has always been committed, and to which we are committed today at home and around the world.

Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and the success of liberty.

This much we pledgeÔÇöand more.

To those old allies whose cultural and spiritual origins we share, we pledge the loyalty of faithful friends. United, there is little we cannot do in a host of cooperative ventures. Divided, there is little we can doÔÇöfor we dare not meet a powerful challenge at odds and split asunder.

To those new States whom we welcome to the ranks of the free, we pledge our word that one form of colonial control shall not have passed away merely to be replaced by a far more iron tyranny. We shall not always expect to find them supporting our view. But we shall always hope to find them strongly supporting their own freedomÔÇöand to remember that, in the past, those who foolishly sought power by riding the back of the tiger ended up inside.

To those peoples in the huts and villages across the globe struggling to break the bonds of mass misery, we pledge our best efforts to help them help themselves, for whatever period is requiredÔÇönot because the Communists may be doing it, not because we seek their votes, but because it is right. If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich.

To our sister republics south of our border, we offer a special pledgeÔÇöto convert our good words into good deedsÔÇöin a new alliance for progressÔÇöto assist free men and free governments in casting off the chains of poverty. But this peaceful revolution of hope cannot become the prey of hostile powers. Let all our neighbors know that we shall join with them to oppose aggression or subversion anywhere in the Americas. And let every other power know that this Hemisphere intends to remain the master of its own house.

To that world assembly of sovereign states, the United Nations, our last best hope in an age where the instruments of war have far outpaced the instruments of peace, we renew our pledge of supportÔÇöto prevent it from becoming merely a forum for invectiveÔÇöto strengthen its shield of the new and the weakÔÇöand to enlarge the area in which its writ may run.

Finally, to those nations who would make themselves our adversary, we offer not a pledge but a request: that both sides begin anew the quest for peace, before the dark powers of destruction unleashed by science engulf all humanity in planned or accidental self-destruction.

We dare not tempt them with weakness. For only when our arms are sufficient beyond doubt can we be certain beyond doubt that they will never be employed.

But neither can two great and powerful groups of nations take comfort from our present courseÔÇöboth sides overburdened by the cost of modern weapons, both rightly alarmed by the steady spread of the deadly atom, yet both racing to alter that uncertain balance of terror that stays the hand of mankind's final war.

So let us begin anewÔÇöremembering on both sides that civility is not a sign of weakness, and sincerity is always subject to proof. Let us never negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.

Let both sides explore what problems unite us instead of belaboring those problems which divide us.

Let both sides, for the first time, formulate serious and precise proposals for the inspection and control of armsÔÇöand bring the absolute power to destroy other nations under the absolute control of all nations.

Let both sides seek to invoke the wonders of science instead of its terrors. Together let us explore the stars, conquer the deserts, eradicate disease, tap the ocean depths, and encourage the arts and commerce.

Let both sides unite to heed in all corners of the earth the command of IsaiahÔÇöto "undo the heavy burdens ... and to let the oppressed go free."

And if a beachhead of cooperation may push back the jungle of suspicion, let both sides join in creating a new endeavor, not a new balance of power, but a new world of law, where the strong are just and the weak secure and the peace preserved.

All this will not be finished in the first 100 days. Nor will it be finished in the first 1,000 days, nor in the life of this Administration, nor even perhaps in our lifetime on this planet. But let us begin.

In your hands, my fellow citizens, more than in mine, will rest the final success or failure of our course. Since this country was founded, each generation of Americans has been summoned to give testimony to its national loyalty. The graves of young Americans who answered the call to service surround the globe.

Now the trumpet summons us againÔÇönot as a call to bear arms, though arms we need; not as a call to battle, though embattled we areÔÇöbut a call to bear the burden of a long twilight struggle, year in and year out, "rejoicing in hope, patient in tribulation"ÔÇöa struggle against the common enemies of man: tyranny, poverty, disease, and war itself.

Can we forge against these enemies a grand and global alliance, North and South, East and West, that can assure a more fruitful life for all mankind? Will you join in that historic effort?

In the long history of the world, only a few generations have been granted the role of defending freedom in its hour of maximum danger. I do not shrink from this responsibilityÔÇöI welcome it. I do not believe that any of us would exchange places with any other people or any other generation. The energy, the faith, the devotion which we bring to this endeavor will light our country and all who serve itÔÇöand the glow from that fire can truly light the world.

And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for youÔÇöask what you can do for your country.

My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man.

Finally, whether you are citizens of America or citizens of the world, ask of us the same high standards of strength and sacrifice which we ask of you. With a good conscience our only sure reward, with history the final judge of our deeds, let us go forth to lead the land we love, asking His blessing and His help, but knowing that here on earth God's work must truly be our own. "

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"Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if- and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy- "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," etcetera, etcetera... "Fax mentis, incendium gloria cultum," etcetera, etcetera... Memo bis punitor delicatum! It's al there! Black and white, clear as crystal! You stole Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You bumped into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get... nothing! You lose! good day, sir!"

I guess I have the pleasure to be shunned....428899.gif

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Mikey got with Sharon, Sharon got Sheriee

She was sharin' Sharon's outlook on the topic of disease

Mikey had a facial scar and Bobby was a racist

They were all in love dyin' they were doin' it in Texas

Tommy played piano like a kid out in the rain then he lost his leg in Dallas he was dancin' with the train

They were all in love with dyin' they were drinkin' from a fountain

That is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

I don't mind the sun sometimes the images it shows

I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes

Cinnamon and sugar-y and softly spoken lies

You never know just how you look through other people's eyes

Some will die in hot pursuit and fiery auto crashes

Some will die in hot pursuit while sifting through my ashes

Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain

That is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

I don't mind the sun sometimes the images it shows

I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes

Cinnamon and sugar-y and softly spoken lies

You never know just how you look through other people's eyes

Another Mikey took a knife while arguing in traffic

Flipper died a natural death he caught a nasty virus

Then there was the ever-present football player rapist they were all in love with dyin' they were doin' it in Texas

Paulie caught a bullet but it only hit his leg

While it should have been a better shot got him in the head

They were all in love with dyin' they were drinkin' from a fountain

That was pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

I don't mind the sun sometimes the images it shows

I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes

Cinnamon and sugar-y and softly spoken lies

You never know just how you look through other people's eyes

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Mikey got with Sharon, Sharon got Sheriee

She was sharin' Sharon's outlook on the topic of disease

Mikey had a facial scar and Bobby was a racist

They were all in love dyin' they were doin' it in Texas

Tommy played piano like a kid out in the rain then he lost his leg in Dallas he was dancin' with the train

They were all in love with dyin' they were drinkin' from a fountain

That is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

I don't mind the sun sometimes the images it shows

I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes

Cinnamon and sugar-y and softly spoken lies

You never know just how you look through other people's eyes

Some will die in hot pursuit and fiery auto crashes

Some will die in hot pursuit while sifting through my ashes

Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain

That is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

I don't mind the sun sometimes the images it shows

I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes

Cinnamon and sugar-y and softly spoken lies

You never know just how you look through other people's eyes

Another Mikey took a knife while arguing in traffic

Flipper died a natural death he caught a nasty virus

Then there was the ever-present football player rapist they were all in love with dyin' they were doin' it in Texas

Paulie caught a bullet but it only hit his leg

While it should have been a better shot got him in the head

They were all in love with dyin' they were drinkin' from a fountain

That was pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain

I don't mind the sun sometimes the images it shows

I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes

Cinnamon and sugar-y and softly spoken lies

You never know just how you look through other people's eyes

What song is that?

Anyway, I love that Willy Wonka quote. 428899.gif

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