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Episode 6:

Squidward Chat! With your host, Squidward Tentacles!

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YA5m3Dl.png?1: Welcome back, viewers! For those who missed the previous installation of Squidward Chat, SpongeBob and I got sent into an existential crisis with our guest. All I hope for is for that to not happen again, but then again, anything is too much to ask with this show.

qsOWDlP.png?1: You said it, Squid!

YA5m3Dl.png?1: Before we get to our extra-special guest, I have a huge piece of news that I'm sure every Bikini Bottomite needs to know... Bikini Bottom is getting a spin-off!

qsOWDlP.png?1: Wait, it is?

YA5m3Dl.png?1: It sure is! Thanks to my connections with those in the know,

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YA5m3Dl.png?1: the mayor of Bikini Bottom has approved plans to make a spin-off of the entire city as a means to deal with our overpopulation problem. While some have spoken against this move, the mayor thinks the residents are clamoring for it. On the screen, you're about to see a plan for what the Bikini Bottom spin-off will hopefully look like.

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qsOWDlP.png?1: Oh my gosh Squidward, that's terrible!

YA5m3Dl.png?1: Again, it sure is! Don't shoot the messenger.

pTnR5Xe.png?1: I love it!

qsOWDlP.png?1: AAAAAAAH!! Squidward, who just said that!?

YA5m3Dl.png?1: I think you're just hearing things again, SpongeBob.

qsOWDlP.png?1: It's okay Squidward, I've acknowledged that I'm completely losing my mind!

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YA5m3Dl.png?1: Either way, let's get to our special guest! For this episode, we let Patrick choose the next guest, and I'd like to say he made a good choice. Didn't you Patrick?

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YA5m3Dl.png?1: Everyone put your flippers together for the void!

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YA5m3Dl.png?1: So, gaping void, how did you and Patrick first know each other?

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Episode 9:
 
pkg3x99.png?1: Wow SpongeBob, I didn't you realize you had such good connections!

imageproxy.png: I sure do, and I am more than happy to help you out, Mini Squid! You know... I wasn't a fan of you taking over at first, but you've been doing such an amazing job and Squidward is making more money than ever! Thank you, Mini Squiddy.

pkg3x99.png?1: No problem at all, SpongeBob. I knew you two would come around to the idea. I'm gonna go and call the number you gave me now. I just hope he has the time to be our guest for the next episode.


imageproxy.png: Oh trust me Mini Squid, he'll have time.

[The Day After]

 

MINI SQUIDWARD CHAT! WITH YOUR HOST, MINI SQUIDWARD!

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pkg3x99.png?1: Welcome back, you lovely viewers! How are you all doing tonight?

-rapturous cheering-

imageproxy.png: I'M DOING GREAT, MINI SQUID!

imageproxy.png: WHOOOOOOO!

pkg3x99.png?1: I hope you're all ready for a VERY special guest tonight!

-cheering-

imageproxy.png: YYEEAAAAA- SPONGEBOB LET ME GO

pkg3x99.png?1: Before we get to our surprise guest, let's start with the news!

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imageproxy.png: ALRIGHT SPONGEBOB, I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU! WHAT DO YOU NEED THIS TIME!?

imageproxy.png: I needed to take you out here where it's quieter to remind you that Mini Squid is taking advantage of you!

imageproxy.png: You keep saying that over and over, SpongeBob, but even if he is, I'm making more money than ever while doing it! Why should I be bothered by it?

imageproxy.png: Squidward ol' buddy, are you really okay with Mini Squid's crew and audience taking advantage of your house and constantly interrupting your beauty sleep?

imageproxy.png: SHUT UP!

imageproxy.png: Are you really okay with Mini Squid doing so well by stealing from you? He stole your jokes! He stole your job! He stole your standing ov-

imageproxy.png: -sobbing-

imageproxy.png: Sq- Squidward, are you okay?

imageproxy.png: FINE, YOU WIN! I've been trying my best to be okay with this for weeks now, but making more money isn't worth him stealing my spotlight. Why did we even bother quitting the Krusty Krab to do this entire project anyway?

imageproxy.png: I never quit Squidward, that was just y-

imageproxy.png: SpongeBob, I change my mind. I'd much rather be a wage slave under the weight of Mr. Krabs' grimy claws than deal with Mini Squid stealing my glory for even one more minute. It's hopeless, though. I can't kick him out, especially not his entire crew. Mini Squidward won. -sobs again-

imageproxy.png: It's okay Squidward, I knew you'd come around. It's not over, though! I want to get rid of Mini Squid as much as you do, so I had to use my connections.

imageproxy.pngsniff W-what do you mean?

imageproxy.png: Oh my gosh, he's here! Look up, Squidward!

imageproxy.png: Why shoul- OH MY NEPTUNE!

imageproxy.png: Yup! He's made a full recovery! I hope Mini Squid is ready for a very special guest today.

 

To be continued...

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