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SpongeBob Discovers Apple (The Technology Company)...

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Part One: SpongeBob is sitting in his pineapple house just watching Mermaid Man And Barnacle Boy, when, suddenly, an Advertisement comes on and it's for Apple telling about their newest iPad.  SpongeBob wonders what an iPad is, so, he calls Squidward: 

Phone rings, phone rings...

Squidward- Hello?

SpongeBob- Hi, Squidward!  Do you know what an iPad is?

Squidward hangs up.

Then, SpongeBob calls Patrick: 

Phone rings, phone rings...

Patrick- Hello?

SpongeBob- Patrick, you have to come over!

Patrick- Okay, I'll be right there.

Patrick hangs up.

The doorbell rings.  SpongeBob answers it and sees Patrick and invites him in.

Patrick- So, uh, what did you need me to see?  I want to see it!

SpongeBob- Here, look at this...

SpongeBob pulls out a camera (he'd actually recorded the entire commercial).  They watch it and then: 

SpongeBob- What's an iPad?

Patrick- I don't know!  Let's ask Sandy.

SpongeBob and Patrick go to Sandy's Treedome, bringing the camera.  They then ring the doorbell and put on their helmets.  Sandy answers and invites them in.

Sandy- What brings you in here, guys?

Spongebob and Patrick, together- Look at this...

Spongebob pulls out the camera and they all watch the video and then: 

SpongeBob and Patrick, together- What's an iPad?

Sandy- An iPad is a tablet.

SpongeBob and Patrick, together- What's a tablet?

Sandy- A tablet is like a portable computer.

SpongeBob and Patrick, together- Oh, okay!  Who makes it?

Sandy- Apple.

Patrick- So, it's made by a vegetable (yes, Patrick does think that an apple is a vegetable)?

SpongeBob- No, I think that she's talking about a company, like The Krusty Krab.

That's The End of Part One!

Tune in for Part Two, which will probably come tomorrow!

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Part Two: We'll begin right where we left off...

Sandy- Yes, I was...

Wait, The Krusty Krab isn't a company!  It's a restaurant!

Patrick- Oh, okay!  Let's go to the nearest Apple Store to buy some!

They go to the nearest Apple Store, which turns out to be right in Downtown Bikini Bottom.  They walk in and then: 

Fish Working At The Apple Store- Hi, welcome to The Apple Store, may I help you?

SpongeBob, Sandy and Patrick, together- Yes, we'd love to see the newest iPhone!

Fish Working At The Apple Store- Okay.

The Fish Working At The Apple Store brings out the newest iPhone and SpongeBob, Patrick and Sandy look at it and decide to buy it and then: 

SpongeBob- This is awesome!  I found this awesome App called "Pocket Mortys"!

Patrick- Me too!  It's really, really fun!

Sandy- Watch out!  Look where you are going!

SpongeBob and Patrick both trip, falling, but, their iPhones break their falls.  Unfortunately, both of those iPhones are now cracked, so: 

SoogeBob- Oh, no, mine is broken!

Patrick- Mine, too!

Sandy- Okay, lets go back to The Apple Store and get it fixed!

They all head back to The Apple Store and go over to The Genius Bar and then: 

Sandy- These two both cracked their iPhones...

Fish Working At The Genius Bar- Okay, let me see them.

SpongeBob and Patrick hand both of their iPhones to The Fish Working At The Genius Bar and he looks at them and then: 

Fish Working At The Genius Bar- Okay, that'll be $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, each!

SpongeBob and Patrick take their iPhones from The Fish Working At The Genius Bar and SpongeBob slams his on the floor and then: 

SpongeBob- Okay, that's it!  I'm switching over to Android...

Patrick- Me too!

Patrick then proceeds to slam his on the floor, too!

The End!

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