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This lit will go in the style of the What-A-Cartoon show (if anyone remembers that), where you can write down pilot episodes for any of your lit ideas and share them here! If they get good reviews, make a lit out of it! There's just one rule: Nothing! Write your hearts out, guys.

Good luck! ☺️

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Squidtalk!: Pilot Talk

Description: This is a new series where Squidward does a talk show but it doesn't go right sometimes

 

Episode Plot: Squidward does a new talk show but Patrick ends up ruining it

 

Squidward: Hello everybody and welcome to my new talk show Squidtalk!

Squidward: Today we will discussing HOW POORLY WRITTEN MY OLD TA--

Squidward: Oh sorry I was upset about something.

Patrick: But your old talk show was awesome.

Squidward: PATRICK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!

Patrick: Sorry but I'm bored.

Squidward: GRRRRR! Oh sorry everyone! You probably remember Patrick, the idiot who ruined my dreams.

SpongeBob: I RUINED YOUR DREAMS TOO!

Squidward: NOT YOU TOO! 

SpongeBob: Hi everyone I'm SpongeBob.

Squidward: SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: yes?

Squidward: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

SpongeBob: But Squidward today is Monday.

Squidward: Monday?

(Looks at his calendar)

Squidward: AHH! I'M LATE! SORRY EVERYBODY BUT A SQUIDS GOTTA DO WHAT A SQUIDS GOTTA DO!

(Squidward gets his hat and runs at the Krusty Krab)

Squidward: I'M HERE! TOO BAD SPONGEBOB COUDN'T MA--

SpongeBob: HI SQUIDWARD!

Squidward: WHAT HOW DID YOU EVE-. Uhhh nevermind.

SpongeBob: Hey Squidward I also helped Patrick host your show today.

Squidward: YOU WHAT!

Patrick: HI EVERYBODY I LIK-! Uhhhh what was I saying

(At Fred's house)

Fred: What is this? the most boring talk show ever. I WANNA GO ON IT BUT MY LEG IS BROKEN!

(At Betsy Krab's house)

Besty: BORING! I WANT TO SEE SOME CHATTING!

(At Krusty Krab)

Squidward: SPONGEBOB!

SpongeBob: Um are you ok

Squidward: I'M OKAY! I'M OKAY ENOUGH T-

(Mr. Krabs sprays Squidward with a hose)

Mr. Krabs: Calm down Mr. Squidward it's just a talk show.

Squidward: UHHHHHHH!

The End 

 

(So @Bravehead what did you think :))

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8 hours ago, Grimmy Claus <3 said:

What about me, Grimmy? :P I LOVE Squidward and thought it was AWESOME! (He is my favourite character after all

:P )

Maybe I should make a Grimmy pilot :P

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17 hours ago, Squidward en Repose said:

Squidtalk: Pilot Talk

Squidward: Hello everybody and welcome to my new talk show Squidtalk!

Squidward: Today we will discussing HOW POORLY WRITTEN MY OLD TA--

Squidward: Oh sorry I was upset about something.

Patrick: But your old talk show was awesome.

Squidward: PATRICK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!

Patrick: Sorry but I'm bored.

Squidward: GRRRRR! Oh sorry everyone! You probably remember Patrick, the idiot who ruined my dreams.

SpongeBob: I RUINED YOUR DREAMS TOO!

Squidward: NOT YOU TOO! 

SpongeBob: Hi everyone I'm SpongeBob.

Squidward: SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: yes?

Squidward: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

SpongeBob: But Squidward today is Monday.

Squidward: Monday?

(Looks at his calendar)

Squidward: AHH! I'M LATE! SORRY EVERYBODY BUT A SQUIDS GOTTA DO WHAT A SQUIDS GOTTA DO!

(Squidward gets his hat and runs at the Krusty Krab)

Squidward: I'M HERE! TOO BAD SPONGEBOB COUDN'T MA--

SpongeBob: HI SQUIDWARD!

Squidward: WHAT HOW DID YOU EVE-. Uhhh nevermind.

SpongeBob: Hey Squidward I also helped Patrick host your show today.

Squidward: YOU WHAT!

Patrick: HI EVERYBODY I LIK-! Uhhhh what was I saying

(At Fred's house)

Fred: What is this? the most boring talk show ever. I WANNA GO ON IT BUT MY LEG IS BROKEN!

(At Betsy Krab's house)

Besty: BORING! I WANT TO SEE SOME CHATTING!

(At Krusty Krab)

Squidward: SPONGEBOB!

SpongeBob: Um are you ok

Squidward: I'M OKAY! I'M OKAY ENOUGH T-

(Mr. Krabs sprays Squidward with a hose)

Mr. Krabs: Calm down Mr. Squidward it's just a talk show.

Squidward: UHHHHHHH!

The End 

 

(So @Bravehead what did you think :))

very good

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