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9. Doubloon Queen

The Bubble Buds have just returned home from a mission. jjs is upset at Patty Sponge for popping the bubble monster they encountered on their mission and getting gunk all over Tyeam. Tyeam doesn't mind it at first, but then the gunk hardens, rendering her incapable of moving. As she tries to get their attention, jjs and Patty Sponge argue. hilaryfan80 takes jjs' side, telling Patty Sponge he needs to grow up. Feeling unappreciated, Patty Sponge storms into the temple. jjs and hilaryfan80 do the same, leaving poor Tyeam alone in a frozen goop suit. Later that night, Tyeam has managed to fall asleep despite her circumstances when Patty Sponge sneaking out of the temple wakes her up. She manages to free herself from the gunk just as Patty Sponge walks out of the door. She follows Patty Sponge to a seeming-abandoned warehouse, and there turns out to be a wrestling ring inside it.

Aquatic Nuggets announces the entrance of everybody's least favorite wrestler, the Cockney Cougar, to the ring. The Cockney Cougar flexes his muscles as his opponent, the Turkish Delight, which is obviously just WhoBob dressed as a dessert, enters the ring. The Cockney Cougar knocks the Turkish Delight out easily and throws him out of the ring. The Cockney Cougar then leaves the warehouse and transforms into Patty Sponge. Tyeam sees the transformation and approaches Patty Sponge to ask him what he's doing. Patty Sponge explains that as a British person, he's taught to bottle up his rage, and wrestling gives him an opportunity to let it out on unsuspecting victims. Tyeam claims to have bottled-up rage of her own and asks if she can wrestle with him. Patty Sponge tells her she can as long as she doesn't snitch on him.

The next day, Tyeam finishes the costume of her wrestling identity the Doubloon Queen, which is mostly just a crown and lots of jewelry. She goes back to the warehouse with Patty Sponge, and as the Cockney Cougar and Doubloon Queen, they face off against the dynamic duo of BMC and MrTortellini. BMC uses his big meaty claws to restain Patty Sponge as MrTortellini puts a trophy over his head. Tyeam offers BMC a suitcase with a million dollars in it, and when BMC lets go of Patty Sponge to grabs the suitcase, Patty Sponge pulls the Trophy off his head and knocks out BMC and MrTortellini with it. Most of the crowd boos Patty Sponge and Tyeam, but Aya, who is in the crowd with Halibut, cheers.

Over the next several weeks, Patty Sponge and Tyeam fight their way into the tag team championship. Embracing her role as one of the two most hated wrestlers on the planet, Tyeam buys out all the popcorn and eats it in front of everybody. Aya walks up to her, asking her for her autograph, and Tyeam knocks Aya's popcorn out of her hands, saying she doesn't waste time with peasants. Aya, feeling hurt, walks back to her place in the audience. Tyeam starts wondering if she's gone too far when the world tag team champions WWESpongefan and WWESpongebro jump into the ring to defend their title. Patty Sponge pulls Tyeam into the ring with him, and the crowd boos, including Aya. Suddenly, hilaryfan80 and jjs jump into the ring as well, and jjs shows Patty Sponge a poster he found advertising the matchup. Tyeam admits to drawing to poster, figuring promotion would be good for them, and jjs tells them it ain't happening. Patty Sponge says it is, and hilaryfan80 tells Patty Sponge and Tyeam to return home. Patty Sponge, unable to contain his anger anymore, hits hilaryfan80, and hilaryfan80 returns a hit that's twice as hard. Tyeam begs them to stop fighting, but they continue throwing punches. Fearing they'd kill each other if they continued fighting, Tyeam grabs Aquatic Nuggets' microphone and talks about the anger both she and Patty Sponge hold in every day.

jjs, feeling sympathy for Patty Sponge, breaks up his and hilaryfan80's fight. hilaryfan80 realizes that he took out some unresolved anger of his own on Patty Sponge, apologizing. Patty Sponge asks them if he can wrestle now, and they both say no, pretending to be villains out to destroy all wrestling. They fake a fight with Patty Sponge and Tyeam, and a crowd that was once against them turns for them as they "save wrestling". WWESpongefan and WWESpongebro give up their title voluntarily, and the Cockney Cougar holds up the tag team belt with the Doubloon Queen as Aya watches on with tears of joy.

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10. Tyeam's Sea Lion

The episode begins in the desert, where the Bubble Buds are looking for an item causing giant sand structures to appear around them. They hear a loud sound, and jjs tells Tyeam to wait next to a structure as they follow it. Tyeam sits down and falls asleep, but she's woken minutes later by a sea lion licking her face. Tyeam wonders what a sea lion is doing in the desert, but the other Bubble Buds return before she gets to spend much time with it. They have a monster that looks suspiciously like a Pillow Pet with them. jjs wants to trap it in a Poké Ball already, but Patty Sponge, who caught it, wants to play with it a little. hilaryfan80 tells Tyeam to get ready to go, and she says goodbye to the sea lion before leaving with her friends.

Later that day, Tyeam hears something hitting the door. When she opens it, the sea lion jumps in and starts licking her face again. Tyeam laughs as she takes the sea lion back outside. Glad to finally have a pet of her own, Tyeam tries to teach the sea lion a couple of tricks, but it's not interested. Remembering that sea lions love fish, she takes it to Fish Stew Pizza, telling it to wait outside as she got a pizza for them. Tyeam asks the cashier, Katniss, to get a large, extra fishy pizza, and Katniss says she must be hungry to order all that. Tyeam says it's for two, and WhoBob, who's at the restaurant, deduces that Tyeam's pregnant, which she immediately denies. Tyeam reveals that she's adopted a sea lion, and Katniss, unbelieving, does a donttalktome_anim.gif face. Tyeam tells everyone to go outside and see for themselves, but the sea lion isn't there. Katniss confirms that "Tyeam's lyeen", and she goes back inside along with WhoBob and Hayden, who gives Tyeam a dirty look when she asks him if he believes her.

Tyeam goes back to the house and finds the sea lion barking up a storm there. She asks the sea lion why it abandoned her, and the sea lion breaks into the house and grabs the Pillow Pet monster. Tyeam is sad to learn that the sea lion cares more about it than her, but then her sadness turns to anger, and she throws the Pillow Pet out onto the sand, where it immediately starts building structures again. jjs, hilaryfan80, and Patty Sponge feel the ground shaking, run outside, and see the structures. jjs says Patty Sponge should have just let him trap the monster in the desert, and Patty Sponge shrugs and says that's probably the case. Tyeam, knowing it's her fault the Pillow Pet monster is loose again, runs after it, jjs warns her to stop, but it's too late, as a structure starts growing under Tyeam and takes her high into the sky. She trips and falls, but instead of going splat like she expects to, she lands on the sea lion's back, which takes her out of the maze of structures and then barks so loudly that all the structures fall to the ground. jjs spots the Pillow Pet monster in the center of the debris and quickly traps it. Grateful to the sea lion, jjs tells Tyeam that she can keep it, and Tyeam, overjoyed, throws a leftover slice of the fish stew pizza she got into the sea lion's mouth, and it barks one more time as the episode ends.

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11. Mermaid Mania

The episode begins with the Bubble Buds walking through a cave. Tyeam is making noise with her jacket, and jjs tells her to take it off since they're a stealth mission. Tyeam promises to be quiet with it, and they continue walking. Patty Sponge starts making noise with his pickles, and jjs, thinking Tyeam did it, yells at her. Suddenly, a giant monster appears and shoots spikes at the Bubble Buds. hilaryfan80 tells the rest of them to hide while he takes care of the monster. hilaryfan80 easily avoids the monster's spikes as he rushes towards it and explodes it like a boss. The spikes drill themselves back under the cave. jjs asks if that's something to worry about, and hilaryfan80 responds that it isn't, unless they want to deal with him again.

Tyeam takes the rest of the Bubble Buds to the Aquatic Arcade as a reward for the completion of their latest mission. Patty Sponge says that he would love to play arcade games but that he doesn't have any money with him. Tyeam then opens her jacket to reveal that it's full of quarters. The Bubble Buds walk into the Aquatic Arcade, where Tyeam immediately assigns jjs to a racing game. She then shows Patty Sponge to skeeball, telling him he can win tickets based on how he plays. She notices Hayden exchanging a pile of tickets for a scooter and calls him the "ticket master". Next, she takes hilaryfan80 to Tying Master, a game that measures your words per minute as you type. hilaryfan80 types so fast, however, that the machine malfunctions. She takes him to a generic shooting game next, but when he tries to pull the trigger on the fake gun that comes with the machine, he simply snaps the gun in two.

Tyeam takes hilaryfan80 to Mermaid Mania after that, a game where you move a pair of seashells in the direction an 8-bit mermaid on the screen points to. hilaryfan80 turns out to be really good at the game, and Tyeam leaves him to check on jjs, who is frustrated that the racing game continues to insult him despite him not crashing into anything. Tyeam tells jjs that he's supposed to crash into everything, which horrifies him. Tyeam is horrified herself when she finds Patty Sponge sitting right above the center ring in Skee Ball and dropping balls into it. Tyeam scolds him for cheating, and Patty Sponge claims that, in his defense, cheating is the national sport of England. Aquatic Nuggets then appears asking what happened to Typing Master, and Tyeam hurries jjs and Patty Sponge out of the Aquatic Arcade.

The next morning, Tyeam is exploring the sand with a Plankton-themed metal detector. She finds a quarter, but then a starfish covers her hand. She shakes the stafish off, and it turns into a drill. She starts to run away as more drills pop out of the sand. jjs and Patty Sponge come out of the house to find Tyeam being chased by hundreds of drills now. They take out their weapons and attack the drills, but they soon get overwhelmed by them and are forced to flee with Tyeam. Tyeam asks where hilaryfan80 is, and jjs and Patty Sponge say they don't know. Tyeam hears Mermaid Mania being played in the Aquatic Arcade and dodges drills as she runs into it. As she suspects, hilaryfan80 is still playing the game. She tells him what's going on outside, but he ignores her and continues playing the game. She crawls onto his head and pulls off his glasses to reveal a third eye moving with the 8-bit mermaid's hands.

Tyeam unplugs the machine, but hilaryfan80 uses his powers to restart it. Tyeam picks up a pair of seashells of her own and tries beating hilaryfan80 at the game, but he's too fast for her. Meanwhile, Hayden is just watching all of this from his scooter like a boss. Tyeam throws a seashell at the screen out of frustration, smashing it and causing hilaryfan80's third eye to shut down. hilaryfan80 regenerates his glasses and runs off to fight the drills. Tyeam is about to follow him, but Aquatic Nuggets pulls her back, saying she's the one destroying his equipment. Aquatic Nuggets makes Tyeam sweep the floors of the arcade as she cheers her friends on, and the episode ends.

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12. Gigantic Man

All I wanna do is see you turn into a gigantic man (gigantic man)
All I wanna be is someone who gets to see a gigantic man

Jjs and Patty Sponge are playing checkers when Patty Sponge, on the cusp of losing, takes all of Jjs' pieces in a single move. Jjs calls foul, but Patty Sponge claims that he was just following "the British rules of draughts". Jjs says that this type of stuff is the reason they never form Jjsponge, and Tyeam, who had been watching them play checkers, asks what Jjsponge is. Patty Sponge tells her that it's a fusion of himself and Jjs. Tyeam asks them to form it right now, and Jjs refuses, saying that it's only for emergencies.

Tyeam, Jjs, and Patty Sponge return home to find hilaryfan80 back from a mission with news that he's located the neato-beetles of heaven and earth. Since the Earth bettle is buried deep in lava, he'll go after it himself, leaving the other three to retrieve the heaven beetle from a floating island. When warping to the island, they see a giant temple. As they enter the temple, Tyeam tries to convince Jjs and Patty Sponge to fuse together, to no avail. Once they reach the top of the temple, they find a smaller temple, but the beetle isn't anywhere. Jjs and Patty Sponge begin to argue. Suddenly, a giant bird flies into the temple, and when Jjs throws a spear at it, the bird simply eats it. Tyeam tells this that this would be a perfect time to fuse, and seeing no other options, Jjs and Patty Sponge start to do the fusion dance, but they're unable to complete it due to stepping on each other's toes. They argue some more, and Tyeam tries to keep the peace until she gets eaten by the bird herself.

While inside of the giant bird, Tyeam notices something shiny not too far from her. She picks it up and realizes that it's the heaven beetle. Suddenly, four hands rip open the bird's stomach and grab Tyeam. The hands belong to none other than Jjsponge, who then carries Tyeam out of the temple. The bird splits into many smaller birds which fly at Jjsponge, and Jjsponge turns Jjs and Patty Sponge's weapons into a bow and arrow, which he shoots at the birds, killing them all. Tyeam, Jjs, and Patty Sponge return home, where hilaryfan80 is already waiting for them. hilaryfan80 asks where the heaven beetle is, and Tyeam gives it to him. He then drops the beetle into a cage with the earth beetle, and Jjs, relieved that they didn't forget it, traps that cage into a Poké Ball. Tyeam tells hilaryfan80 all about how Jjsponge saved her, and hilaryfan80 reveals that one day she'll be fusing with others, causing her to go nuts as the episode ends.

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13. So Many Birthdays

The episode begins with the Bubble Buds walking through the temple. Tyeam trips over a picture of the other Bubble Buds with Jelly in what seems to be a 19th century pub. Upon seeing it, Tyeam asks the others how old they are, and they shrug, saying age is an illusion and all that jazz. Tyeam says that their birthday cakes must have a lot of candles, and hilaryfan80 explains that they never celebrate birthdays. Tyeam is shocked to hear this, and she resolves to throw a birthday party for every single one of them.

She starts with Patty Sponge, putting a crown and robe on him and singing the birthday song. Patty Sponge says that the suit is blasphemous, and Tyeam takes offense to that, saying her dad made it for her. Tyeam then gives Patty Sponge a baseball bat and strings up a piñata for him to hit. Patty Sponge hits the piñata so hard that it flies into the ocean. Tyeam decides to move on to Jjs's party. She dresses as a clown and says she'll skip the jokes and get right to the part where she throws pies at them. Jjs, hilaryfan80, and Patty Sponge don't seem to appreciate getting pies thrown at them, however, and Jjs snaps, saying that birthday parties are for children. Tyeam denies that, saying she's no child, and Jjs suggests that maybe she's getting too old for parties, too.

Tyeam runs away, refusing to believe that she's getting too old for birthday parties. As she gets farther and farther away, however, she becomes less and less certain that that's not the case. She walks by the Aquatic Arcade, where Hayden is in the process of stealing tickets from a skeeball machine, and once she reaches the shirt store, she decides that if she'll start being an adult, she'll need a proper job. She walks out of the shirt store with a "Professional Beach Babe" shirt, and she notices that it's in a larger size that she's used to. She chalks that up to puberty, and then she heads to the Big Halibutt. She asks for "the usual", and Halibut and Aya look at her confused. She leans towards the glass display case to point out what she wants and realizes she's an old woman now. Horrified, she asks Halibut to help her into her birthday suit, and Halibut promptly kicks her out.

Tyeam runs to the other Bubble Buds, who are just as horrified to see her rapid aging. They put her crown and robe on at her request, but it does nothing, and she continues getting older. Jjs, feeling guilty, hits himself with a pie, hoping it will cure Tyeam, but it doesn't. Tyeam gets so old that she's unable to move anymore. hilaryfan80 picks her up and starts shaking her. Jjs and Patty Sponge scream at him to stop, and they all break out into a fight. Tyeam gets younger again and tells the others to stop. Then she gets older and feebly apologizes. hilaryfan80 says that her age must be fluctuating with her state of mind, and they all start to compliment her on her youthful spirit. Feeling like herself again, Tyeam returns to her regular age, and the episode ends.

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14. Aya and the Cool Kids

The episode begins with the Bubble Buds at a lagoon, where a fast-moving moss is sucking in everything around it. Tyeam asks where the moss came from, and hilaryfan80 tells her that her mother planted it on a hill miles away and tended to it for years before her death. In order to prevent people from accidentally coming into contact with the moss, Jjs summons police tape and puts it all around the lagoon. While he's doing that, Tyeam goes to get lunch at Fish Stew Pizza. She notices Aya standing outside Fish Stew Pizza and runs to her to give her a high-five, but Aya slaps her hand away and tells her high-fives aren't cool. Tyeam then notices ExKizuna, Elastic Dog, and Dr. Sex eating pizza through the window, and Aya tells her to get away before they see her. Tyeam asks her what her deal with them is, and Aya says that she wants to hang with them but that it'll only happen if she shows she's cool enough, which means she and Tyeam can't be seen together.

Ex, Ela, and Sex walk out of Fish Stew Pizza, and Tyeam immediately approaches them despite Aya screaming at her not to. A minute later, Tyeam comes back and tells Aya that Ex, Ela, and Sex invited them over for a ride. Figuring Tyeam got lucky, Aya tells her not to do anything to screw up her standing with the cool kids, and Tyeam agrees, offering her another high-five, which Aya rejects. As they get into Ex's car, Tyeam tells everyone to buckle up, and Aya tells her to stop being lame, but Ex tells Aya that seatbelt safety's never lame and that they aren't going anywhere until everyone's buckled up. After they do that, Ela puts on Locust Abortion Technician as they start driving. They pass Sex's dad, Mayor SOF, during a campaign event, and Sex mentions that SOF never gave his son as much attention as he gives voters, but that it's alright because the psychological pain makes him who he is. He then proceeds to suck his thumb until they reach their destination, the lagoon, which they call "Dead Man's Mouth" because somebody died, or it looks like a mouth, or whatever.

They tear up the police tape despite Tyeam's objections and walk into the lagoon. Suddenly, the moss starts sucking Ex up, then it starts sucking Ela up, then it starts sucking Sex up, as Aya watches in horror. Tyeam and Aya run away, and Tyeam reveals to Aya that her mother planted the moss. Aya yells at Tyeam, blaming her "weird mother" for their predicament. Tyeam yells at Aya back, saying she didn't know Jelly and has no right to judge her. They silently drag Ex, Ela, and Sex, who are completely covered in moss now, to Ex's car, and they drive it to the hill where Jelly tended to the moss. They throw the moss-covered bodies on the hill and hope something happens. Suddenly, the sun peeks through the clouds, turning the moss into flowers. Ex asks what happened, and before Aya can say anything, Tyeam says that Aya saved them. They thank Aya and say that she's cool before heading back to the car. Tyeam offers Aya a high-five once more, and this time, Aya high-fives her back as the episode ends.

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15 hours ago, Renegade the Unicorn said:

Mind if I have a role in this SU parody of yours?

Sure. I can find something for you.

And now, the next episode:

15. Tradin' Hayden

The episode begins with Tyeam running out of the house to find Patty Sponge chilling on a hammock. Tyeam asks him if he's seen the Plankton toy from her SpongeBob toy collection, and Patty Sponge says that he hasn't. Jjs, hearing the conversation, tells Tyeam that she probably lost it in that messy room of hers. Tyeam heads to Clappy's place to break the bad news to him, and she's greeted with a face full of water from Clappy's hose. Tyeam gets Clappy to shut the hose down then reveals that she lost something precious. Clappy demands to know who the boy is, and Tyeam says she's talking about her Plankton toy and not whatever Clappy's talking about, much to his embarrassment. Clappy gives Tyeam a bag of quarters and tells her to buy another Plankton toy and forget everything he just said while she's at it.

Tyeam goes to the Aquatic Arcade and puts a quarter in the SpongeBob toy machine. She gets a Mr. Krabs toy, her least favorite of the SpongeBob toys, and puts another quarter in the machine, receiving another Mr. Krabs toy. She puts all of her quarters in the machine and ends up with a pile of Mr. Krabs toys around her, much to her frustration. Suddenly, Hayden pops out of another machine, probably committing another crime, but who cares, and Tyeam sees a Plankton toy in his back pocket. Tyeam runs after him, but he disappears into Suitcase Steel's. Tyeam peeks into the window, where he spots Hayden jacking Steel's lunch. Hayden walks out with a bag of burger and fries, and then he goes to the dock and just dumps it into the sea, because he doesn't even care, man. His dad comes to the dock on a boat, hugs Hayden, then leaves again. Tyeam, watching this, wonders if Hayden spends all day waiting for his dad to come.

Tyeam approaches Hayden and asks if she can trade one of her Mr. Krabs toys for the Plankton toy in his back pocket. Hayden shakes his head. Tyeam asks if she can get it for two Mr. Krabs toys, and Hayden shakes his head again. Tyeam offers her entire bag of Mr. Krabs toys, and Hayden ignores her and walks away. Tyeam runs back to the house and complains to Patty Sponge about not having enough Mr. Krabs toys to trade a single Plankton toy with Hayden. Patty Sponge gives Tyeam a replicator device he "borrowed" from Jjs and tells her that she can use it to make as many Mr. Krabs toys as she needs.

Hayden throws a bunch of ketchup packets from poor Steel's lunch bag on the street and rides all over them with a scooter. He then jumps up as the scooter flies away, exploding and killing many innocent civilians. Tyeam walks up to him and uses the replicator device to clone the bag of Mr. Krabs toys, asking how many she needs to get the Plankton toy from him. Hayden shakes his head and points to the replicator device. Tyeam realizes that he'll only trade the toy for the device, and after almost an entire second of careful thought, she decides to make the trade. Later, she's playing with the Plankton toy on the beach when she sees a Mr. Krabs toy fall from the sky. She looks around and finds that it's raining Mr. Krabs (hallelujah).

Jjs, hilaryfan80, and Patty Sponge are in front of a pile of Mr. Krabs toys Hayden is standing on, replicator device pointed to the sky as more Mr. Krabs toys fly out. Jjs asks how his replicator device ended up in Hayden's hands, and Tyeam pops out of the growing flood of Mr. Krabs toys to tell him that she traded it for Hayden's Plankton toy. Jjs asks her why she didn't just replicate the Plankton toy, and Tyeam responds that it would have cut the episode short. Jjs chastises her for breaking the fourth wall, and then he runs after Hayden with hilaryfan80 and Patty Sponge right behind him. Hayden, seeing them, points the replicator device at them, and they're knocked back by a storm of Mr. Krabs toys. Tyeam jumps at Hayden from his side, knocking the replicator device out of his hands, and offers to trade back, taking the Plankton toy out of her pocket and noticing for the first time her signature between Plankton's antennae. She asks Hayden why he stole her toy, and then she remembers his father and asks if he stole the toy because he wanted something to keep him company while his father was gone. Hayden shakes his head, and she asks if he just did it because he doesn't care, man. Hayden nods, and the episode ends.

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16. Tyeam the Sword Fighter

The episode begins with the Bubble Buds watching Power Rangers. Jjs criticizes the Red Ranger for his use of the Power Sword and offers to show everyone a more proper demonstration of sword technique. hilaryfan80 and Patty Sponge, who have clearly seen the demonstration before, roll their eyes, but Tyeam gets so excited that she asks him to show it to her now. Jjs transports them to an arena, where he creates a hologram of himself from his bubble, calling it his "sparring partner". Jjs has the most epic swordfight of all time with the hologram, much to Tyeam's delight, and after Jjs wins, Tyeam asks him to learn all of Jjs's secrets.

Jjs downgrades HoloJjs to training mode, and it does a series of very basic moves. Jjs instucts Tyeam to pay close attention to him as he blocks the moves, but Tyeam gets bored of watching them and asks to do something a little cooler. Jjs begins to lecture Tyeam about the importance of starting small, and he forgets that HoloJjs is stabbing at him with a real sword until that sword goes through his chest, to Tyeam's horror. Jjs tells Tyeam not to worry, and then HoloJjs pulls the sword out, and Jjs is vaporized. Tyeam screams, causing hilaryfan80 and Patty Sponge to run to her to calm her down. hilaryfan80 points to a floating bubble and says that when their bodies get messed up, they retreat into their bubbles to regenerate. Patty Sponge mentions that he's had to do that a lot due to many encounters with very hungry birds. They trap Jjs's bubble in a jar and return to the house, where Tyeam is still shaken up over what she has just witnessed. She asks Patty Sponge when she should expect Jjs to be fully regenerated, and Patty Sponge says it'll be any day now.

A few weeks later, Tyeam is watching the jar Jjs's bubble is in impatiently. Patty Sponge passes by and remarks that Jjs is taking longer than he should be to regenerate. Tyeam walks over to HoloJjs, who's covered with a blanket, and wonders if she can teach it to act like the real Jjs. She takes it to her room and shows it how to organize her toys. HoloJjs sees a toy of SpongeBob with a spatula, and thinks the spatula is a weapon, cutting the toy in half. Tyeam yells at HoloJjs, and it starts to see her as a threat, so it swings its sword at her, and without thinking, Tyeam defends herself with her Plankton plush, watching in horror as HoloJjs chops Plankton's head off.

Dropping the piece of Plankton she was holding, stuffing oozing onto her carpet, she picks up a toy sword and tells HoloJjs that if it wants to fight somebody, fight her. Suddenly, the episode cuts to live action scenes of people in Power Ranger outfits fighting giant robot dinosaurs or whatever, and then it cuts back to Tyeam's room, where she's standing frightened in a corner with everything in her room now sliced in two. HoloJjs starts running towards Tyeam, and she closes her eyes and thrusts her sword out, opening her eyes again a few seconds later to find that her sword is squarely in HoloJjs's chest. HoloJjs says that she's won and asks her if she wants to duel again. Tyeam says "no" repeatedly, swining the toy sword around until HoloJjs is gone. Suddenly, hilaryfan80 and Patty Sponge run into her room, hilaryfan80 saying they came as soon as they saw the recycled Super Sentai footage.

The Bubble Buds walk downstairs and find Jjs's bubble still in its jar. Tyeam sighs and says that she'll just have to wait for the real thing instead of trying to replace him again. hilaryfan80 tells her that's real mature, as Patty Sponge bats off a crow gnawing at his forehead. Suddenly, Jjs's jar begins to shake, then it explodes as he appears in his all his glory. He stretches and asks how long he's been gone. Tyeam immediately runs up to him and hugs him. Jjs laughs and says it must have been a while. He then looks around and sees how messy the place is, and he says it must have been a long while. He asks Tyeam if she wants to watch Power Rangers, and Tyeam says she's had enough Power Rangers for one day. Everyone except Jjs laughs, to Jjs's confusion, and the episode ends.

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17. Sea Lion 2: Electric Boogaloo

The episode begins with Tyeam and Dennis watching the trailer for the newest Transformers movie. Dennis praises Michael Bay's ability to make stuff blow up real good and asks Tyeam if she wants to see the movie with him. Even though Tyeam hates Transformers movies, she doesn't hate them as much as she loves Dennis, so she agrees to go. Suddenly, Jjs, hilaryfan80, and Patty Sponge appear on the warp pad and are surprised to see Dennis there. Dennis says they're about to see the newest Transformers movie, and Patty Sponge asks him why he'd pay to see Transformers when he has a couple of transformers right in front of him. Patty Sponge then shapeshifts into a car, and Dennis' jaw drops. Hoping to get Dennis's attention again, Tyeam shows him a long line of snacks, which she stuffs into her Krabby Patty backpack. With Dennis squarely at her side again, Tyeam heads out to find her sea lion on the front porch with a half-eaten fish.

Dennis asks about the sea lion, and Tyeam says that it's sort of her pet but that it mostly does its own thing. Dennis laments that everything in Tyeam's life is cool and magical but that the coolest thing in his life is archery practice, where he's not even allowed to kill people. Tyeam asks him if he wants to ride her sea lion, and he enthusiastically agrees. They get onto her sea lion, and after some coaxing from Tyeam, it starts running. As it reaches the ocean, Tyeam tells it it can stop, but it keep running. Suddenly, the sea lion is running on the water, to the awe of its passengers. The sea lion spits out a bubble which it then jumps into, transporting them to a magical training temple.

The sea lion walks to the middle of the temple and barks next to a podium. Tyeam walks to the podium and puts a hand on top of it. She tries to take the hand off again, but it's stuck. Dennis tries to pull her off, but he's unable to, so he says nonchalantly that she'll have to cut it off. Tyeam screams, and a bunch of swords pop out of the ground. Tyeam screams again, and the swords disappear. Hoping to see the swords again, Dennis starts poking Tyeam's arm, and even more weapons pop out of the ground this time, including several Jammin' Cannons. Tyeam says that she just wants to go to the movies with Dennis, and out of boredom, Dennis looks up the new Transformers movie's reviews on his phone. He sees a review from Clappy, where he tears the film apart, much to Tyeam's embarassment. Tyeam says she just wants to see explosions, and a robot suddenly appears and starts shooting bombs at them. Tyeam's hand gets free of the podium, and she runs away from the robot with Dennis, barely avoiding the bombs.

Tyeam catches up with the sea lion and begs it to help her and Dennis escape from the robot. The sea lion lets her and Dennis crawl onto its back, then it easily avoids the explosions around it as it spits out another bubble, which it jumps through. A few seconds later, they're in front of the Bubble Buds' home again. Tyeam asks Dennis if he's ready to see Transformers now, and he sadly shakes his head. Tyeam asks if it's because of her dad's review, and he says he couldn't care less about the review but that he doesn't know why someone as cool as Tyeam would hang out with someone as uncool as him. Tyeam tells Dennis he's the coolest person she knows, and Dennis lets out a smile before he notices the bomb-shooting robot coming out of the bubble they came out of.

Dennis points out the robot to Tyeam, and they run out of the way as it shoots more bombs at them. Tyeam asks the sea lion to help them stop the robot once and for all, and the sea lion spits out a bubble that contains a magical bow and arrow. Tyeam doesn't know what to do with the bow and arrow, so Dennis takes it and aims it carefully at the robot. He then shoots the arrow right at the robot, and it explodes, sending shrapnel everywhere. Dennis decides that while his life might not be as cool as Tyeam's, it's a lot cooler with her in it than without, so they ride to the movie theater on the sea lion's bac. Instead of seeing Transformers, however, they see the newest Pixar movie, deciding they've had enough of robots and explosions for one day. The sea lion, watching the movie with them, eats goldfish crackers and barks, as the episode ends.

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18. Bubble Beach Party

The episode begins with the Bubble Buds fighting Storm, who is a literal storm cloud. hilaryfan80 attempts to punch Storm, but Storm simply blows him away with a powerful wind. Getting an idea, Patty Sponge shapeshifts into a giant fan and blows Storm away. Jjs asks Patty Sponge how they'll destroy Storm if he's millions of miles away, and Patty Sponge tells him they can do it later. They look for where hilaryfan80 landed and find him on top of Fish Stew Pizza. Katniss is outside with her father, Old Man Jenkins, who is upset, to say the least, at the destruction of their sign. Jjs tells hilaryfan80 that Patty Sponge let Storm go, and hilaryfan80 tells them to regroup at the temple. After hilaryfan80, Patty Sponge, and Jjs fly off, Old Man Jenkins yells at Tyeam for her friends wrecking the sign and not even bothering to help fix it. He tells her that the Bubble Buds are banned from Fish Stew Pizza, and despite Tyeam's attempts to explain the actions of her friends, Old Man Jenkins ignores her as he walks into the restaurant with his daughter.

Tyeam returns to the house to tell the rest of the Bubble Buds that they've all been banned from Fish Stew Pizza, but the other Bubble Buds don't seem to care. Tyeam asks how they can do what they do without appreciation, and Jjs says they don't do it for the appreciation. Tyeam doesn't think that's fair, though, and decides to throw a beach party to show everyone how great they really are. At the beach party. Katniss, her brother ExKizuna, Old Man Jenkins, and Katniss's grandmama eat hot dogs and burgers with them, though Old Man Jenkins is still distrustful of the Bubble Buds. Grandmama asks hilaryfan80 why he hasn't touched his food, and he explains that he doesn't eat. Grandmama laughs, talking about "young people and their fad diets", and hilaryfan80 retorts that he's much older than her wrinkly butt. Grandmama is about to take out her switch when Tyeam quickly defuses the situation.

After everyone's finished eating (or not eating, in hilaryfan80's case), Tyeam splits them into teams for beach volleyball. Patty Sponge insists on only using his feet in the tradition of "football", much to his partner ExKizuna's confusion. Jjs insists on wiping the sand off of his and Katniss's arms after every play, and hilaryfan80, paired with Old Man Jenkins, wipes the floor with both of them. The teams accuse each other of cheating, and Grandmama tells her relatives to stop fighting before the switch comes out. Suddenly, the beach gets very windy, and Storm appears again. hilaryfan80, Patty Sponge, and Jjs rush to get Katniss, ExKizuna, and Old Man Jenkins out of danger. Tyeam blames herself for distracting her friends from hunting down Storm, but Grandmama tells her not to worry, saying she'll take care of Storm like she takes care of all unruly children.

Grandmama walks up behind Storm, who is too busy blowing sand at hilaryfan80, Jjs, and Patty Sponge to notice. She reaches into her purse, takes out her switch, and whips Storm's behind, chiding him for attacking her family. Storm, noticing Grandmama now, turns around to blow her away, but she runs around, continuing to whip him and giving hilaryfan80 an idea. hilaryfan80 rips off the volleyball net, twists it until it's tight enough, and whips Storm with that, vaporizing him. After they're all back together, Old Man Jenkins thanks the Bubble Buds for saving his family, and he unbans them from Fish Stew Pizza. Tyeam congratulates the Bubble Buds on another job well done, and Jjs asks what Fish Stew Pizza is, to Old Man Jenkins' annoyance. Tyeam hurriedly gets her friends back to their house as the episode ends.

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19. Jelly's Room

The episode begins with Tyeam finishing her fourth can of creamed corn when she sees Jjs, hilaryfan80, and Patty Sponge walk out of the temple. She greets them and tells them about the empty cans of creamed corn, each of which have Pokémon Go coupons inside of them. Jjs says that he'd love to play Pokémon Go with her but he and the others have to go on a mission. Tyeam asks him to postpone it just this one time, but he says he can't do that. Tyeam spends the rest of the day playing Pokémon X in her room, not feeling motivated to go out and play Pokémon Go without her friends. She reaches the final stage when hilaryfan80, Jjs, and Patty Sponge return from their mission. Patty Sponge goes into Tyeam's room to show her the device they found, but he accidentally presses a button on it that sends out a high-frequency signal which breaks every glass object in the room, including Tyeam's 3DS screen.

Tyeam gets so annoyed that she wishes she could be somewhere alone. Suddenly, her bubble begins to expand, then a piece of it separates and floats towards Jelly's room. Jjs and hilaryfan80 enter Tyeam's room when they hear glass breaking, and they see the bubble fill a spot on Jelly's door, opening it. Despite her friends' warnings, Tyeam walks into the room, and the door closes again before Jjs, hilaryfan80, or Patty Sponge can go after her. Tyeam finds herself on the crossing from the Abbey Road cover. She hears Beatles music playing in the background, and as she continues walking, the music gets louder. Once it starts to hurt her ears, Tyeam wishes for the music to stop, and it does. She then wishes she had somewhere to sit down, and a bench appears behind her, making her realize what's going on. Tyeam wishes for a Chum Bucket helmet, and one appears on her head. She then wishes for a working 3DS with Pokémon inside it, and once she gets that, she spends the next several hours playing it.

Once Tyeam is done with Pokémon, she asks for somethig to eat, and of course, it's a jelly doughnut. When Tyeam bites into the doughnut, however, it disappears. She leaves Jelly's room to get to some real food and finds that the other Bubble Buds are nowhere to be found. She goes to the Big Halibutt and asks for a pastry with all the fixin's, but Halibut and Aya only smile at her and give her a big bag of jelly doughnuts. Tyeam walks out of the Big Halibutt wondering what their deal is, and she sees Hayden. She says hello to Hayden, but Hayden simply stares at her. Positively creeped out, Tyeam heads to the beach, and she sees Dennis facing the water. She calls out Dennis's name, and when he turns around, it's revealed that he has a live-action mouth. She starts running away in terror, and she passes crudely-drawn versions of most of SOFCity's citizens.

Tyeam keeps running until she bumps into her father. Clappy, who unlike everybody else, looks like his normal self, asks Tyeam what's wrong, and Tyeam tells him that everyone be ackin' cray cray. Clappy tells her not to worry because her father's with her, and then he spouts a bunch of stereotypical sitcom catchphrases, to Tyeam's suspicion. He eats some of Tyeam's jelly doughnuts, and when she tries biting into one of them herself, it disappears again. Tyeam tells Clappy that he isn't her father, and Clappy tells the audience not to do drugs before him and everything around him disappears. Tyeam clicks her heels three times, saying there's no place like home, and before she knows it, she's back in her room with Jjs, hilaryfan80, and Patty Sponge. She apologizes for being a brat, and Patty Sponge apologizes for breaking her 3DS. hilaryfan80 tells Tyeam they'll be free tomorrow, and so they spend the next day playing Pokémon Go as the episode ends.

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20. Coach Tyeamwork

The episode begins with the Bubble Buds in the Communication Hub, where giant pillars are interfering with television and radio transmissions on Earth. hilaryfan80 decides that the only way to destroy the pillars will be to form hilaryfan80at with Patty Sponge, much to Jjs's displeasure. Jjs tries to cover up Tyeam's eyes as hilaryfan80 and Patty Sponge do the fusion dance. Once they combine into hilaryfan80at, hilaryfan80at uses his weapons, a giant flail, to destroy the pillars. Jjs hurries to get Tyeam out of the Communication Hub before the falling pieces of pillar destroy her.

At the Big Halibutt, Tyeam brags about hilaryfan80at and how strong he is. Aya isn't impressed, and Tyeam tells her that she could only wish for the type of strength hilaryfan80at has. That gives Tyeam the idea to start a workout routine, and she asks Halibut and Aya to join her. Aya scoffs, but Halibut expresses interest in working out with Tyeam, so Aya reluctantly joins along. They go to Clappy, who admits to not working out in the past decade or two. Or three. Or ever. But he's willing to try new things, so he builds their workout equipment and tries it out with them.

Tyeam goes into the house to get sweatbands, and Jjs asks her why she suddenly cares so much about exercising. Tyeam tells him that she wants to get strong like hilaryfan80at, and Jjs tells her that she shouldn't look up to hilaryfan80at so much. Tyeam wonders why, and Jjs sings a song because that's apparently a normal thing to do in these situations. Tyeam returns to Halibut, Aya, and Clappy and sings the same song as Jjs during their workout. When she's finished, Clappy asks her where she got that song from, and Tyeam says she has no idea.

Later, hilaryfan80at stomps onto the shore, demanding to know why Jjs left him. Jjs says that he knew hilaryfan80at would find his way back and implores him to separate so they can talk a little easier. hilaryfan80at refuses and strikes Jjs is what can only be described as a fusion's version of roid rage. Jjs takes out his sword and starts running at hilaryfan80at, but hilaryfan80at swats him away like a fly. Tyeam is horrified to watch this, and she runs to Jjs, who apologizes for not being strong enough to protect her. Tyeam tells him that he is strong enough and that she's sorry for not realizing it before.

Moved by Tyeam's words, Jjs confronts hilaryfan80at once again and challenges him to a fight between men, or in their case, genderless entities. hilaryfan80at throws a punch at Jjs, and Jjs dodges it. hilaryfan80at chases Jjs as he runs towards a cliff, and once Jjs jumps off the cliff, hilaryfan80at laughs at him. Jjs throws his sword at the edge of the cliff, causing hilaryfan80at to fall off. After hilaryfan80at lands, he says it'll take a lot more than that to defeat him, not seeing his own flail coming down on him until it's too late.

Halibut, Clappy, and Aya come out of hiding places to find hilaryfan80 and Patty Sponge lying on the beach with massive headache. Halibut asks where the scary giant creature went, and Patty Sponge says he won't answer any questions without aspirin. Jjs and Tyeam hug hilaryfan80 and Patty Sponge then help them back to the house. Aya asks Tyeam if this means their workout is over, and Tyeam says she's worked out enough for the next few decades. Aya, Halibut, and Clappy agree, and they go their separate ways as the episode ends.

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21. Joking Victim

The episode begins with Patty Sponge walking up to Tyeam with a cup of fries and asking her if she'd like to try one of his "special chips." Tyeam eats a fry, and Patty Sponge laughs as her face goes red and she starts breathing fire. Patty Sponge tells her that she's fallen victim to another patented Patty Sponge Prank™. He explains that he seasoned the "special chips" with fire salt, but Tyeam's too busy running around in agony to hear him. She runs into The Big Halibutt and pours soda from the soda dispenser right into her mouth, spilling it everywhere. Aya snaps at Tyeam, asking her who she expects to clean up that mess, saying the answer is Halibut, obviously, but still. Halibut complains that she cleaned up all of Tyeam's other messes, and Aya claims her back is starting to hurt and she couldn't clean up the mess even if she wanted to. Then, in a display of theatre worthy of all the Tonys, Aya nails the "cashier with a broken back" routine. Halibut asks her if she wants the day off, and Aya seems hesitant at first, but then she gets over it and leaves.

With Aya gone, Halibut wonders who will help him run his shop. Tyeam, who's grabbing napkins for the soda, offers to pick up the slack, so Halibut christens her "Aya for the Day". Before she can start cashiering, Tyeam has to watch a video in the employee break room. It features Aquatic Nuggets, actor and R&B singer in his first and only role, singing about the many laws and regulations that keep restaurants in SOFCity safe, and most importantly, not sued. Tyeam is hyped for her job after listening to Nuggets' sweet verses, and she serves over a dozen customers, including Nuggets, who happily sings the song from the break room video with her before leaving more gloomily, wondering what he's done with his life.

Tyeam asks Halibut if she can stay with him permanently, but he says he can only afford one employee. She then asks him to fire Aya, who isn't very good at the job, anyway, but Halibut refuses, claiming he and Aya share a special bond. He then closes the restaurant and goes to Aya's place with a get-well present. In the backyard, he finds Aya playing on a trampoline with ExKizuna, Elastic Dog, and Dr. Sex. Aya talks about how much of an idiot her boss is for falling for her broken back routine. Hearing this, Halibut drops his present and runs back home in tears.

The next morning, Aya enters The Big Halibutt to find Tyeam at the register. Aya asks what's going on, and Halibut tells her she's been replaced. Aya is confused, and Tyeam tells her that her severance package will be a free donut. Tyeam gives her the donut, which has a glaze Aya isn't familiar with, but she bites into it anyway. Halibut and Tyeam laugh as Aya's face goes red and she breathes fire. Halibut reveals he knew Aya lied about her broken back, and with Tyeam's help, figured out a perfect way to get revenge. Aya starts burning down the restaurant with her fire breath, and then she runs outside, breathing fire everywhere. Halibut runs after her, while Tyeam runs to Patty Sponge, telling him she used too much fire salt, which Patty Sponge thinks is hilarious. Meanwhile, Aya is burning down buildings with her fire breath, and she approaches the Aquatic Arcade. When Aquatic Nuggets sees her, he runs out of the arcade and tells her to stop. He then notices her choking between fire breaths, remembers the song he sang with Tyeam, and repeats the CPR verse as he performs it on Aya. Aya coughs out a piece of burning donut as Halibut, Tyeam, and Patty Sponge catch up with her. Halibut apologizes for nearly killing Aya and tells her that her job is waiting for her if she wants it. Aya apologizes for lying about her broken back, and Nuggets starts singing "Celebration". Everyone else joins him, and the episode ends.

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22. Tyeam and the Tyeams

The episode begins with the Bubble Buds going through a hall of hourglasses. Tyeam is particularly attached to a tiny ball-shaped hourglass, but Jjs tells her the hourglass they're looking for would be bigger and bolder, causing hilaryfan80 to point out the biggest and boldest hourglass in the hall. Jjs says that they could never carry it, and hilaryfan80 says he'll try, but Jjs stops him, reminding him of what happened last time. Tyeam wonders what happened last time, but she doesn't have to wonder long, as Patty Sponge picks up an hourglasses that he claims looks like Queen Elizabeth, and the place immediately starts to crumble. Jjs, hilaryfan80, and Patty Sponge run to the warp pad, but Tyeam, figuring that if Patty Sponge got to keep his hourglass, she should get to keep hers, runs for the ball-shaped hourglasss, pockets it, and quickly joins the other Bubble Buds in the warp pad. They warp away just as the building collapses on them.

Jjs scolds Tyeam for putting her life in danger, but Tyeam's too busy playing with her hourglass to notice. Suddenly, her alarm rings, and she remembers SOFchella, SOFCity's annual music festival. She rides her scooter to Clappy's apartment, where Clappy is drinking coffee andd writing a tome about DC's latest movie on his laptop. Tyeam asks about SOFchella, and Clappy says he can't do it because his review is due tonight. Tyeam storms out of the apartment and says the movie sucked anyway. She then wishes she could have said that while she was in Clappy's apartment, and she suddenly appears in Clappy's apartment again. She wonders what happened, then she remembers the ball-shaped hourglass in her pocket. She realizes that the hourglass took her back in time.

Tyeam screams that the movie sucked, causing Clappy to drop his coffee on his laptop, destroying it. Feeling bad, Tyeam wishes she could go back in time to stop herself from surprising Claps the way she did. Suddenly, she finds herself behind a second Tyeam, and she covers that Tyeam's mouth before she can say anything. The other Tyeam's mind is blown, but she's also disappointed that she won't be going to SOFchella with her dad. Both Tyeams then come up with the idea to form a band together, and they get two other past Tyeams to round the band out. They decide the Tyeam that's existed the longest should be the leader, or Tyeam 1, and Tyeam 1 decides that she'll be the cute one, Tyeam 2 the smart one, Tyeam 3 the funny one, and Tyeam 4 the sensitive one, and they start rehearsing their first single.

Tyeams 2, 3, and 4 get their roles mixed up, to Tyeam 1's frustration. Tyeam 2 asks what the point of roles are, since they're the same people with the same personalities, and Tyeam 1 says she will not be questioned. While she's on her lunch break, Tyeam starts hearing music from the house, and she returns to find that she's been kicked out of her own band. Angry at the other Tyeams' mutiny, Tyeam 1 decides to go back in time to stop them from ever being made. However, the other Tyeams follow her, and they get into a long, drawn out time chase that creates so many paradoxes and alternate realities that it destroys the entire universe. Infinite clones of Tyeam fight each other in an empty, timeless void as the episode ends.

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