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It's back again. By that I mean I have another segment of SpongeBob SquarePants: Lost In Translation to share. For this newest edition, I ask this question: can a bad episode of SpongeBob turn out better when translated by Google multiple times? I'll be honest when I say that the result isn't too good, but whether this is good or not, you guys can be the judge of that. The first language I used for GT was German, just for kicks. Every other language that was chosen was random. The setup was like this: English-German-Italian-Macedonian-Bosnian-Latin-Albanian-Somali-Catalan-Turkish-Uzbek.

So what episode is getting this treatment? You guessed it: Ink Lemonade. Just to add a few things to this annotation, this [.../] means that there is a long break in-between dialogue (see the transcript on the SB wiki to see what exactly happens.), a scene change, or the next piece of dialogue is coming from a character who had already said something before. When something is in all caps, that's where the dumb megaphone gag takes place.

 

12D. SpongeBob SquarePants: Lost In Translation Part IV: Ink Lemonade 

 

lemon color

 

 

Patrick: Lemonade citrus?

Calamardo: If

…/ Lluc, what are you doing? Stone like stone should be stored. ... Do you have a license to sell only?

Patrick: LEMONADE

Calamardo: Thank you for hating me and me. I do not see any bookmarks in Lemonade.

Patrick: Need some lemon juice?

Calamardo: I can not say that I can not. Unfortunately, there are some frauds.

Patrick: .../ But still.

Calamardo: If

Patrick: .../ LEMONADE

stone: .../ Ax! Thank you for your friend. He put it

Patrick: Ax!

stone: Ax!

Patrick: Sorry, not included.

stone: I'm sick! "Where can I go?

Patrick: The usual.

Calamardo: .../ Hello there?

Patrick: More brave and never.

Calamardo: Do you need something?

…/ What is hmm

Patrick: Fire from the army can be used.

Cool Sea: LEMONADE STAR!

Patrick: .../ Can I help you?

Cool Sea: Good luck!

…/ Sweet!

He disappeared: Congratulations You and your family do not sell?

Patrick: LEMONADE

Cool Sea: THE LEMON IS BLACK

He disappeared: .../ LEMON BLACK SPECIAL LOGICAL EXPERIENCE! We'll get something else.

Patrick: Ax! SpongeBob, although likely to be closed.

Cool Sea: But expensive.

.../

Calamardo: What do you want?

Patrick: Congratulations Likewise, I can not paint, so it is difficult to meet the needs.

Calamardo: I do!

Patrick: Ax!

…/ Just be afraid!

Calamardo: Then he said:

Percussion weight: Loan mortgages?

Patrick: .../ Thank you so much!

 .../

Cool Sea: Oh, I think it's better to be a black boyfriend or friend.

Patrick: Ax! Also. Uh, another

…/ Kitty kitty lorik Oh gate O boy?

.../

Calamardo: Ax! Hmm

…/ I do not want to say that!

Patrick: Haya!

…/ Boon

…/ Thank you so much!

Calamardo: Welcome! No!

 .../

Patrick: Oh Oh, what are you doing?

.../

Calamardo: Did you stay here? Is there a man? Who is it?

…/ If

…/ Can not I say bad?

Patrick: Know the Boo Cover ...

Calamardo: .../ Children's fears are not bad!

Patrick: .../ Yeah yeah!

…/ Thanks, love!

.../

Calamardo: Is it pain? How can I go here? I do not think I want to go. The leaves are 60 years in the future.

…/ I can see it! I'm afraid I will not do that.

Doll Taddeo: Can I help young people?

.../

Cool Sea: Thaddus should be original if you want to buy black leather.

Patrick: We will see the rest of the Return Department.

Calamardo: What is the lemon black? Do I sell cold?

Children and Patriarchs: IF YES!

I entered the intestinal tract: Tracking makes friends. However, we ask this question not all day long.

fish: So we can not do that!

Calamardo: Are you drinking for people?

…/ Ax! Ax! Ax! In fact, I can tell you that you need to buy direct lemon resources, even if it is not plum.

I entered the intestinal tract: We like Spring Spring!

Cool Sea: .../ Hello there!

I entered the intestinal tract: What is a black weapon?

Calamardo: If Ax! Do not bother me. I do this: I do something else. I just need to do better.

Dave: Tell me, boy, okay?

Calamardo: I am similar!

Dave: Make the black mattress!

Calamardo: Um, who will follow me?

I entered the intestinal tract: Oh, that's good for you, Jack!

Calamardo: .../ dark

stone: Is there a black hole?

Calamardo: .../ I do not understand. I thought I wanted to

Cool Sea: Hi, sir! You'll agree because I know what's missing. Find new things.

Patrick: Likewise, the light, the identifier and the knee are given.

Children and Patriarchs: image.png.92cb2ec0ce1ac359f79a87aa648b5325.png

Calamardo: It's not just about cooking yourself, your home cooking, biscuits, and fun things. Thank you so much. Hey, these cookies are so sweet! What?

Patrick: Spider Egg

SpongeBob: Yes, we have a new pair. Mildred and Tadeus

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13. Shaggy & Scooby-Doo Get the Keys!

This was originally part of a joke post in an Industrial Park thread for when I took the Ukrainian lyrics for the theme song to Shaggy & Scooby-Doo Get a Clue and translated them back to English. Since the very title became a small recurring joke on SBC (at least as far as I should be concerned), it was a matter of time before I could take an entire episode of that series and put it through a series of translations on Google Translate. However, the result ended up being quite a challenge because no transcripts for Shaggy & Scooby-Doo Get a Clue exist, so I had to watch one episode and write the script by myself and by ear. I managed to accomplish this task as I didn't leave any piece of dialogue from one particular episode unwritten.

It's not a completely accurate script, but it goes to show the work that I've done for this. I didn't write any stage directions/actions, but I was generous enough to add the line breaks that tell you where a scene transition or a sequence with little dialogue occur:

Spoiler

 

Shags to Riches

 

Shaggy: We’re billionaires! Hee, hee! Billionaires, Scoob, and just in time for brunch!

Scooby-Doo: A b-b-b-billion dollars!?

Shaggy: We gotta call the gang!                                          

.../ Hey everybody, you’ll never believe it. Like, wow! Like, rich! My uncle!

Fred: It’s Shaggy. He’s saying something about his uncle Rich.

Velma: His uncle’s name is Albert.

Daphne: Maybe he’s speaking in secret code.

Shaggy: Huh, I’m having trouble speaking clearly, Scoob. Tell it to them.

Scooby: Uh, rokay. Uh, Raggy’s uncle Ralbert reft a rillion rollars and row we are rich!

Velma: Shaggy’s Uncle left him a billion dollars and now we’re rich!

Shaggy: That’s right everybody, we’re rich! So, like, make a list of everything you ever wanted and we’ll buy it for ya! Call you later from the mansion!

Scooby: Mansion?

Shaggy: That’s right, Scoob. My uncle left us one of those too!

.../

.../ You know what the craziest part of this whole thing is, Scoob? Uncle Albert didn’t even pass away. He just went…up and disappeared, and left everything to us!

Scooby: Hmm, sounds like a mystery!

Shaggy: A mystery I’d like to solve!

Robi: Welcome, guests!

Scooby: Ruh!?

Shaggy: It’s okay, Scoob. It’s just Robi – Uncle Albert’s very first invention.

Robi: Then you are Mr. Albert’s beloved nephew Shaggy and his friend Scooby-Doop!

Scooby: Rooby-Roo.

Robi: Nice to meet you, Rooby-Roo!

.../ Ah, you’re hungry! Follow me to the kitchen, I’ll get the door.

Shaggy: My uncle never really did work out the kinks.

Robi: On second thought, please allow me to prepare a meal for you myself.

Shaggy: Just whip us up a plate of whatever you have!

Robi: Excellent idea. I believe the blender has a ‘whip’ setting.

Shaggy: Let’s hit the couch and watch a little tube.

Scooby: Ruh-huh.

.../

Shaggy: …Or in this case, a big tube.

Robi: Lunch is served!

Shaggy: Uh…like, what is that?

Robi: I whipped you up a plate of beans! Unfortunately, the plate became mixed with the beans during the whipping process, which I fear has rendered them dangerous for consumption.

Shaggy: Well…there is still good news, Scoob.

Scooby: What’s that?

Shaggy: I think I found the TV remote!

.../

.../ Scoob, it’s my Uncle Albert’s secret lab. Look at all these cool inventions. A teleportation device, a shrinking ray…oh, we probably shouldn’t touch anything.

Scooby: Uh, right.

Shaggy: Last one to the shrinking ray is a rotten egg!

.../ Ho-ho, how cute, a tiny Scoob. Pretty cool huh, Scoob?

.../ Hey Scoob, look at this! It’s from Uncle Albert.

.../ “Use this computer password to access my files.”

Scooby: Rhoa.

Shaggy: Right, you’ll never believe this, Scoob: the password is Scooby Snack! Cool, Uncle Albert recently discovered a new super top secret invention: a formula for something called Nano-technology.

.../ “It lets yourself transform into amazing stuff. But since it’s still in the developmental stage, it’s only safe for use on animals.”

Scooby: Well…?

Shaggy: Yeah, a bunch of really bad guys are after it.

Scooby: Bad guys, ruh!?

Shaggy: Uncle Albert wants us to use our mystery solving skills to find the formula and keep it away from those bad guys!

.../ “No one, including me, will be safe until your mission is complete. I must now go into hiding as I fear that my life is in extreme dange-“

Scooby: Extreme…range?

Shaggy and Scooby: Extreme danger!

Shaggy: I’m glad we’re his family. We have to do whatever it takes to save him!

Scooby: You’re right, Raggy!

Shaggy: But first, we have to eat. Look!

.../ We hit the jackpot, Scoob! Frozen hot dogs, salsa, taco shells, and guess what else: a recipe for new, improved Scooby Snacks!

Scooby: Scooby Snacks!? Roh boy! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yummy!

Shaggy: All we have to do now is print out a recipe for hot dog tacos and we’re cooking! My uncle is such a great guy, Scoob. I wonder what kind of a person would ever want to hurt him.

.../

Dr. Phineus Phibes: Agents three through thirteen. If you know what’s good for you, you’ll tell me that you have located Dr. Albert Shaggleford’s formula. Well?

Agent 3: I’d like to tell you that we found the doctor, Phibes, but that would be fibbing and you told us never to fib.

Dr. Phibes: I admire your integrity, #3…not!                                                                                        

.../ I will have that formula, gentlemen, or I will destroy anyone who fails me, or gets in my way! Oh, there’s agents one and two calling in with some rare footage! It looks as if someone else is looking for the formula too…but not for long!

.../

Agent 2: Here we are, surveilling the residence. Yes! It is them, the enemy home!

Agent 1: Agent 1 here, Dr. Phibes. I’m in position with agent #2.

Agent 2: Huh? I don’t want to be agent #2, might as well call me “Agent Poopy Pants.” I want to be called something cool and scary like…”Agent Striking Cobra!”

Dr. Phibes: Hello? Hello!?

Agent 1: Dr. Phibes, Dr. Phibes. Great, now I lost him!

Dr. Phibes: Hello? Hello? Hello!?

Agent 1: Agent #1…

Agent 2: And Agent Striking Cobra!

Dr. Phibes: Agent Striking Cobra? Is he new?

Agent 2: It’s me, boss! Only with a cooler and scarier handle.

Dr. Phibes: Just seek the secondary start of Dr. Albert Shaggleford’s mansion. As for the new occupant, shoot first and ask questions later. Phibes out!

Shaggy: .../ I found the fan, Scoob. You can shut the window now!

.../ Well, Scoob, with the all-important food issue settled, we can spend some quality time noodling around our newest mystery. My life has so many questions to answer.

Scooby: Yeah, and where’s uncle Ralbert?

Shaggy: And where’s the formula too, his super, secret invention, and why did he make “Scooby Snacks” the password to his computer? And finally, our hot dog tacos are as good as they smell, or am I just going crazy from not eating all day?

Agent 1: Break it down on a count of three. One, two, three!

Robi: .../ Welcome, guests! Whoa, watch your step!

Shaggy: It’s like, almost time to eat, Scoob! Let the countdown begin!

Agent 1: Hey, tin can, put your pinchers in the air!

Shaggy and Scooby: Six, five, four…

Agent 1: Hey, talking trash can, take this!

Robi: I must warn you, my titanium hole is impervious to lasers.

Shaggy: Like, I never thought I’d never say this again, but let’s eat!

Shaggy and Scooby: .../ Oh no!

.../ Bad guys!

Scooby: Roh, ron’t shoot!

Shaggy: Like, we’ll tell you anything you want to know!

Agent 2: We want the formula, but we have orders to shoot first and ask questions later, so even if you know it, don’t give it to us until after we shoot you!

Shaggy: Make like penguins, Scoob.

.../ Ah, we gotta hide, Scoob! Find the remote that opens the lab!

Scooby: So much pressure!

Shaggy: I know it’s a lot of pressure, Scoob, just try!

.../

.../ Like, where do we hide, Scoob? Wait, like, I shrink I have an idea.

Scooby: Roh!

Agent 1: .../ Hey, oh ho-ho-ho-hah-hah-hey-hey, help #2!

Agent 2: Only if you call me Striking Cobra!

Agent 1: Just get ‘em!

Shaggy: See you guys, you should pick on someone your own size! Oh…or maybe not.

Agent 2: Don’t do anything stupid.

Agent 1: .../ Oh no! Aw great, that’s just great!

Shaggy: They’re kinda cute when they’re small.

.../

Agent 1: We are back, Dr. P!

Agent 2: We got ‘em! Put up quite a fight, but here they are.

Dr. Phibes: Welcome. I am Dr. Phineus Phibes and this is my new chief scientist: Dr. Trebla.

Shaggy: Hi.                                                                                                                                                               

Dr. Trebla: Greetings.

Dr. Phibes: Considering how famous, or should I say infamous, I have become I have to assume you have some very…bad things about me. Perhaps I’m a ruthless megalomaniac, technology pirate whose own so-called failures as a scientist have driven me insane?

.../ The truth is I’m quite a reasonable man.

.../ Who put foam in my latte!?                                                                         

.../ I have a simple offer. Give me the formula and I’ll let you leave. Then, what you say?

Scooby: We don’t have it! We don’t have it!

Shaggy: Sure we do, Scoob. It’s in my pocket.

Scooby: Really? Phew.

Dr. Phibes: Finally, after a lifetime of work, I hold the key to world domination. A formula, then when refined by Dr. Trebla, and tested on my agents...will transform me into an invincible, indestructible mortal being! Thank you.

Shaggy and Scooby: You’re welcome.

Dr. Phibes: Now throw them in the ballast chamber until we test the formula.

Shaggy: Hey! Like, you said you were reasonable!

Dr. Phibes: You’ll be fine, unless we dive and then both of you will drown.

Shaggy: Come on, Scoob. We have to get out of here before Phibes realizes that it was a recipe for hot dog tacos.

Dr. Phibes: Prepare to dive in one minute.

Shaggy: We’re in trouble, Scoob. Still, there’s always time for a snack.

.../ Metal. Why would Uncle Albert put metal in your Scooby Snacks?

.../ If only Velma was here, she’d use that computer brain of hers and then she’d say…jinkies! It all adds up, Scoob, the metal stuff, the Scooby Snack password, the fact that the formula was only safe for use on animals. Don’t you get it? The formula is in the Scooby Snacks!

Scooby: Roh!

Dr. Phibes: Diving in thirty seconds.

Shaggy: You have to eat it, Scoob! It’s our only hope!

.../ Scooby! Oh no, what have I done!? I’ve vaporized my best friend!

Scooby: Raggy? Raggy who?

Shaggy: Whoa! You’re like, invisible, Scoob! The formula worked!

Dr. Phibes: Diving in ten seconds.

Shaggy: Hey, guards! The dog escaped and left me in the sub! He’s armed and dangerous!

Agent 2: Oh, how did he escape?

Shaggy: He just, like, disappeared!

.../ Like, chalk one up for Shaggy and his invisible dog!

Scooby: Ralright!

Shaggy: Hey Scoob, in all our years of spooky mystery solving, what’s the one thing that always seems to scare people the most?

Scooby: Uh, rhosts?

Shaggy: That’s right, ghosts! Now, let’s go scare the pants off these guys!

.../ Like, come on, everybody! This submarine is haunted!

Agent 6: .../ A ghost!

Shaggy: .../ He can see you, Scoob.

.../ We did it! Now let’s take a dive!

Dr. Phibes: Hello? What is the meaning of this?

Agent 6: There’s a ghost on the sub!

Agent: He gave me a wedgie!

Dr. Phibes: Who cares if they escape? I have the formula.

Dr. Trebla: Uh, for hot dog tacos.

Dr. Phibes: What? I hate hot dog tacos.

.../ Hello?

.../

Shaggy: Now that we’ve read the rest of Uncle Albert’s files, we know like, two things! First, according to the recipe, the new, improved Scooby Snacks can turn Scoob into like, anything! And second, they only last until Scoob digests them, which in this case was signaled by a loud burp.

Fred: Wow, what a story! I guess you two will be working on your own for a while.

Shaggy: Or at least until we find Uncle Albert.

Velma: Just so you know, you can always count on us for help.

Shaggy: Like, I’m sure we’ll need it.

Velma: But I don’t know, it sure sounds like you guys have what it takes.

Daphne: I think you two have really grown up!

Fred: Then again, there’s still the same old Shaggy and Scooby.

Scooby: Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

 

Anyways, here is Shaggy & Scooby-Doo....Get the Keys!:

Languages used: Ukrainian-French-Bulgarian-Polish-Albanian-Frisian

Oooooo.Shaggy, Scooby Doo, get the keys!

We are on our way to the end

I will sing this song day by day!

Two friends walk

We have problems, let's read

Shaggy and Scooby Doo get the keys!

When I go to Scooby, Shaggy looks at sounds ...

I will sing this song day by day!

Food is what they are doing and they do not do it for you.

Shaggy and Scooby Doo get the keys!

They come in television or two stars

I will sing this song day by day!

Now the girls are also; Only shaggy and the series.

Shaggy and Scooby Doo get the keys!

We are on our way to the end

I will sing this song day by day!

Two friends walk

We have problems, let's read

Shaggy and Scooby Doo get the keys!

So!

Shaggy and Scooby Doo get the keys!

So!

Shaggy and Scooby Doo get the keys!

Shaggy! Scooby Doo! Get the keys!

 

Not for wealth

 

Hierrich (Frisian detected word for 'hairy'): We are a military! SIRKEL (Norwegian detected word for 'circle')! Millionaire, Scooby, and enjoy time!

Scooby Doo: B-b-billion dollar!

Hierrich: We need to call this team!

.../ Hi, you will never believe it. Eh! Love, rich! My uncle!

Fred: This is crazy. He says something about Rich Oncle (French detected word for 'uncle').

Welmesh: His uncle is Albert.

Daphne: Perhaps he says in the secret code.

Hierrich: Yes, I have problems, of course, Scooby. Tell them that.

Scooby: Oh, Rocky Tu Uncle Ragi (Indonesian detected word for 'yeast') Ralbert corrects the red nipples, and the line is rich!

Welmesh: Uncle Shaggy left him one billion dollars, and now we are rich!

Hierrich: Everything is beautiful, we are rich! For example, make a list of everything you always wanted and buy for me! Call me later from the stay!

Scooby: Court?

Hierrich: That's fine, Scooby. My uncle died and one of her!

.../

.../ Do you know the worst part of everything, Scooby? Uncle Albert did not learn. He simply dropped ... and disappeared, and we're all gone!

Scooby: Hmm, that sounds like a secret!

Hierrich: The secret that I want to do!

Robbie: Welcome, Guest!

Scooby: Moasje! (Frisian detected word for 'motion')

Hierrich: Okay, Scoob. It's just Robbie - the first invention of Uncle Albert.

Robbie: So, you are the sweetest grandson of Albert Shaggy and his concept of Scooby-Dope!

Scooby: Rooby-Ro.

Robbie: Yes, Rooney-Row!

.../ Oh, you are hungry! I will have a door in the kitchen.

Hierrich: My uncle is never in trouble.

Robbie: In conviction I eat.

Hierrich: Just the plate of what you have!

Robbie: A good idea. I think the maker is a puzzle.

Hierrich: Check out the bed and look at the small receiver.

Scooby: Motion xx

.../

Hierrich: ... or in this case a big tube.

Robbie: Lunch is served!

Hierrich: How are you?

Robbie: I made you fall out of the plates! Unfortunately, the stick is mixed with ties in the purchase process, which, after my opinion, is unsafe for consumerism.

Hierrich: Good ... all good news, Scooby.

Scooby: What is it?

Hierrich: I think I have a TV with a lot of control!

.../

.../ The show is the secret laboratory of my uncle Albert. Look at all these great intentions. A telecommunications device that limits the tree ... oh maybe you should not touch anything.

Scooby: Nice.

Hierrich: The last stroke has caused the egg!

.../ Ho-ho, how sweet, not too scuba. Even nice Ha, Scooby?

.../ He, Shaw, see this! This is Uncle Albert.

.../ Msgstr "Use this password to access my files".

Scooby: Two

Hierrich: That's right, you will never believe, Scooby: Scooby Snack Password! Uncle Albert discovered a new and utterly dull invention: the formula of what was called nanotechnology.

.../ "It gives you wonderful things to change." But because it is still in development, it is safe for animals. "

Scooby: Fine ...?

Hierrich: Then there are many bad people.

Scooby: Bath, go!

Hierrich: Uncle Albert wants us to use our mysterious skills to find a model and to stop these bad boys!

.../ "No, including me, will be safe until your mission ends, now I must hide because I'm afraid my life does not end"

Scooby: Extreme ... range

Shaggy and Scooby: Extreme danger!

Hierrich: I am happy that his family would be. We have to do everything to save that!

Scooby: You are right, Ragie! (Italian detected word for 'turpentines')

Hierrich: But first you have to eat. To look!

.../ We won first prize, Scooby! Frozen foods, salsa, tacos and anything else: an idea for newly improved snacks Scooby!

Scooby: Scooby Scooby! Rogh (Irish detected word for 'selective') boy! Yes, yes, yes, it's tasty!

Hierrich: Everything you need to do is have a reception for your dog and make it! My uncle is a big boy, Scooby. I ask what he wants to do.

.../

Dr. Finnius Fibis: Manufacture from three to thirteen. If you know what you are right, you will tell me that you are a model for Dr. Albert Shelgford have found. I'M GOOD?

Agent 3: I want to tell you that we found a doctor, Fibis, but it would be a knife, and you said he never could.

Dr. Fibis: I admire your honesty, # 3 ... no!

.../ I will have this formula, hear, or I will remove anyone who goes through me or goes through me! Oh, there are those who call this rare frame! It seems that someone is looking for a formula ... but not long!

.../

Agent 2: Here we are, see the apartment. So! It is her, the enemy is home!

Agent 1: Agent 1 here, Dr. Fibis. I work with Agent No. 2.

Agent 2: AHA! I do not want Agent 2, I can even call Poopy Pants. I want to call myself cold and strange, like ... "The agent that overcomes Cobra!"

Dr. Fibis: Hello Hello!

Agent 1: Dr. Fibis, Dr. Fibis. Perfect, I'm lost now!

Dr. Fibis: Good morning, in the morning, in the morning!

Agent 1: Agent no. 1 ...

Agent 2: And the agent impresses Cobra!

Dr. Fibis: An agent is an imposing cobra? Is he young

Agent 2: It is me, master! Only with a cooler and terrible hands.

Dr. Fibis: Looking for a second exit of the Dr. Albert Schaglford. As for the new resident, look first and ask questions. Phoebe from there!

Hierrich: .../ I found a fan, Scooby. Now you can close the window!

.../ Also, Scooby, with the mainstream, can earn a good time with our last secrets. There are so many questions in my life that must be answered.

Scooby: Where Is Uncle Ralbert?

Hierrich: And where is the model, its superficial invention, and why do you create the "snook" logo for your computer? After all, our hot tacos are as good as they smell, I'm eating every day without food?

Agent 1: Break a third. One two three!

Robbie: .../ Welcome, Guest! Oh, look at your step!

Hierrich: It looks so fast for you, Scooby! Launch the countdown!

Agent 1: Hello, you can put your finger in the air!

Shaggy and Scooby: Six, five, four ...

Agent 1: Hello, you can do this, say, Dust!

Robbie: I must warn you that my title is resistant to lasers.

Hierrich: For example, I never thought I would rename, but I eat!

Shaggy and Scooby: .../ Oh no!

.../ Evil boys!

Scooby: Do not hit!

Hierrich: However, we will show you what you want to know!

Agent 2: We want to formulate, but we have the order to first write and ask questions, so even if you know, do not give us until we get the shot!

Hierrich: Make a penguin, Scooby.

.../ Oh, you have to hide, Scooby! Find a pilot who will open the lab!

Scooby: Maybe much pressure!

Hierrich: I know it is very urgent, heart, try it!

.../

.../ How do we understand, Scooby? Wait for logging, I got an idea.

Scooby: Ro!

Agent 1: .../ He, oh, have, help number two!

Agent 2: Unless you call me a great cobra!

Agent 1: For sure!

Hierrich: You see, your boys, you have to have someone you have! Or perhaps it's not.

Agent 2: Do nothing else.

Agent 1: .../ Oh no! Oh, it's just fun!

Hierrich: They are sweet as they are young.

.../

Agent 1: We are back, Dr. P!

Agent 2: We know it! Go to battle, but they are here.

Dr. Fibis: Hello, I'm Dr. Finnius Fibis, and here is the new conducting scientist, Dr. Treywell.

Hierrich: Hey.

Dr Troyll: Congratulations

Dr. Fibis: See, as far as I know, or I must say that it's a shame, began to believe that you have a lot of bad things for me. Maybe I'm an absolute megalomania, their hackers, their so-called loss or scientist made me awake?

.../ It is true that I am a very delicate boy.

.../ Who put foot in my coffee?

.../ I have a simple suggestion. Give me the formula and let me go. What do you say

Scooby: We did not! We did not!

Hierrich: Of course, honey. He is in my pocket.

Scooby: Business? In the story

Dr. Fibis: Finally, after work, I have the keys to world domination. Formula, perfect by Dr. Treblo and test in my agenda ... seduce me in an accidental and strangely deadly one! Thank you.

Shaggy and Scooby: Welcome.

Dr. Fibis: Now they will put in the ballroom until we check the formula.

Hierrich: Greetings! If I said, you woke up!

Dr. Fibis: Everything will be fine if you do not dive and drown.

Hierrich: Come, Squob. We must come here before Fibis explains that this is a recipe for many dog laps.

Dr. Fibis: Complete ready to watch in a minute.

Hierrich: We have problems with Scooby. But there is always time for eating.

.../ Metal. Why has Albert unmixed metal on your Snake Scooby?

.../ If they were only Wolf, they would use the computer hero and then say, "Yours!" All this is added by Skull, metal material, snack log of snack, the fact that the formula is safe for animals, do not you understand? Scooby!

Scooby: Ro!

Dr. Fibis: Double in thirty seconds.

Hierrich: You have to eat, Scooby! This is our only hope!

.../ Scooby! No, what have I done? I lost my best friend!

Scooby: Raggi? (Italian detected word for 'rays') Raggy, who?

Hierrich: SIRKEL! You are an invincible school! Formula works!

Dr. Fibis: Seven for ten seconds.

Hierrich: Hey the waiters! The dog reduced and I left on Saturday! He is armed and dangerous!

Agent 2: Oh, how was he gone?

Hierrich: He just disappeared!

.../ How cold for Shaggy and his invisible dog!

Scooby: Ralwright!

Hierrich: Hello, Shaw, are annoying every year as mysterious decisions for what does the poorest people look like?

Scooby: Ah, grow up?

Hierrich: That's just ghosts! Now you will be afraid of the boys' pants!

.../ Love, everyone comes! This submarine rotates!

Agent 6: .../ Spirit!

Hierrich: .../ He sees you, honey.

.../ We have done it! Let's eat it!

Dr. Fibis: Hi, what does this mean?

Agent 6: The submarine has a spirit!

Agint: She gave me a marriage!

Dr. Fibis: Who cares if they leave? I have a formula

Dr Troyll: Oh, for the allowances for hot dogs.

Dr. Fibis: What? I hated the taxi with dogs.

.../ Hi

.../

Hierrich: Now, if we read the files of the uncle of Alberta, we can know how to do two things! Firstly, according to the recipe, Scoobys' new and finest flavors can get the Skuoba into one thing! And twenty, they only existed before Skob (Russian detected word for 'brackets') breaks, because in this case was a high noise.

Fred: Wow, what's the story? I think you're both working time.

Hierrich: At least until our Uncle Albert finds.

Welmesh: To know, you can always help.

Hierrich: If I'm sure, we have to do this.

Welmesh: But I do not know, it seems, of course, that you need something.

Daphne: I think you're really dizzy!

Fred: Then there is the same Shaggy and Scooby old.                                                                                                                                                         

Scooby: Scooby-Doo!

 

Don't worry, my variety series won't be flooded with Google Translated writings for most of the way. My next inclusion to my variety series, however, will be another dive into a part of my past history.

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14. Steel's Amateur Art Show

This is a collection of art that I've made from my early years on SBC. Some of these have been archived by SBC, and some of them were gone because of tinypic not being the most reliable image-hosting service, or because of any other mishaps. Since I have kept them saved in my documents, I will now dig them back up as an art exhibit to to showcase my shoddy graphic design skills back in the early days.

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This is apparently my earliest crafted design from bannerfans. 'Member the Empire State Building from Z-Storm?

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Take an empty shot of a background from SpongeBob and just add text. Those were indeed simpler times.

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This was the prototype banner that I've used for Pisces Moon. Nothing says fighting crime in the name of the moon quite like a solar eclipse.

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I've made this as a suggestion for a new banner for forumotion SBC, and clearly, this never saw the light of day.

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I actually never publicized this before. This was an idea for a banner for the Spin-Offs and Literatures forum by making a collage. This wasn't my idea of a final result and I've made this back in very early 2011.

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This Pokemon Black and White inspired scene transition was used only once for my S.P.O.N.G.E.B.O.B. miniseries and I never utilized something like this ever again since after delaying its end for a few years, I've picked up a bit of a different vision for that old spin-off of mine.

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Made this for SOF.

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Made this for Jjs.

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Okay, I'm actually proud of this one. This was the second banner that I made for Pisces Moon, and it clicked with me since it genuinely matched the theme for my spin-off.

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And of course, I couldn't ignore making a banner for this spin-off.

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ew, kill it.

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Eventually, I made a far better banner for Z-Storm.

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Credit actually goes to @CDCB for both of these images. I've had to salvage these, so don't call me an art thief since I'm giving him credit.

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And yet I couldn't make a cool enough banner for UWS back in early 2012.

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I made this for OMJ. I apparently don't remember why though.

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Made this for a Store-exclusive compilation thing that never got made.

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Apparently, I had the audacity to make a third banner for Pisces Moon. This one was pretty bland.

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I'm also actually proud of this one although I had to download the font for Skyfall. Just pretend that 'U' is actually just a 'C' turned sideways. (Also, this would be the last time I would try to make something with bannerfans.)

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This one is actually recent, and I made it to hype up that crossover review that Clappy and Nuggets intended to make that never saw the light of day.

And that's pretty much it. Most of my other pictures on my documents are old avatars of mine that I've salvaged. Maybe I will post them with a little added history at some point.

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15. A warning against Tommy ("Tommy's First Birthday")

Here's another off-series special of SBSP:LiT until it returns from a temporary hiatus (Besides the Halloween special that I will post later on, shhh). This week's victim is the first episode of Rugrats aired. I've created this out of boredom back in July, and now I have the opportunity to share it with you all. The language setup for this was Italian-Swahili-Catalan-Kazakh-Azerbaijani-Xhosa-Malay-Greek-Polish-Tamil. Anyways...

 

A warning against Tommy

 

Lesson: Morning is not good, champagne.

Style and Deepi: "Happy birthday, Tommy!"

Whose: - One year today.

Lesson: "My son, this is a great gift for you."

.../ "Diddy found me, you waited, did you speak Herrera's example?"

Whose: "Yes, yes, Stoo. (Swahili detected word for "Store.")"

Lesson: "Think about this, the body is 6 feet long and four feet ..."

.../ "Girls!"

Whose: "A bucket, a new army!"

Lesson: "For example, Haviram (Hindi detected word for "The image.") is about 30 km and about 5 km per hour."

Whose: "Goichi (Japanese detected word for "Your location.") Cove ..."

Lesson: "There are three spaces in two spaces."

Whose: "Take the nose!

Lesson: "Three way battery, AA battery, C and 9 volt battery, it's not a remote control."

Whose: Dear mother is not a toy, look!

.../

Lesson: "It's a lot of fun, very important and I'm saying, please choose the toy to play on the map."

Whose: "All Rights Reserved!"

.../ Let's see what happens in this book.

.../ "Food Engineering, Twelve Months".

.../ "Lesson, we have to stop Tommy's actions."

.../ "Make a teaspoon of milk ..."

Lesson: "Moving items?"

Whose: "Lipshitz knows better, stu, we are now working."

.../ "No, Tommy, the roof is open!"

.../ "Under the sun."

.../ "Read and register for a birthday purpose".

Lesson: "Stop".

Whose: "Yes, live beetle."

Lesson: "Analysis".

Whose: "Put your tail on your neck".

Lesson: See safety and airport segments.

Whose: "Shows the Dollar?"

Lesson: "Yes, the guards, footsteps, shorts and blankets last for ten hours."

Whose: "Magnificent!"

lu: "Children's Video Clip of the Year?" We will not forget the small sword!

Whose: "Remember your birthday."

Lesson: Want to remember your family?

Whose: "Take care, act or use roots!

Lesson: "It does not work, I have this idea!"

Whose: "I do not know the reservation, and all my books should be scrupulous.

Lesson: "I think, DD, you say who you are."

.../ Look here, Tommy!

Business lawyer: .../ "Husky's Choice: Rush, Criticism, I Must Be a Good Dog".

Whose: "You have a chance, be here."

Lesson: "No, my favorite dress!"

Whose: "Sir!"

Lesson: "I gave $ 70 on T-shirt for Lorogas!"

Whose: "I know the beauty."

Lesson: "It's impossible!"

lu: "The box is only the fabric of love.

Lesson: "Do you think?

Whose: "Oh, I think I'll meet her, I want to get a sponge."

Lesson: "Look, hurry up!

Whose: "I'm here ..."

Lesson: "No, this is a spoon!"

lu: .../ "From time to time, how do you know?

.../ "What do you want to see?"

Whose: .../ "I'll find it!"

.../ "Hi, hi, box, how are you?"

Howard: "Yes,"

Box: "Expectation, Work, Satisfaction or Howard?"

Howard: "Box ..."

Box: "Oh Howard, DD, all the children are angry."

Howard: "That's right ..."

Box: "I know the twins are full of gadgets, today little suck!"

.../ "Hi, can you check this guy?"

lu: "Children's movies this year?" Because when I made a mistake, I do not have a copy.

.../ "If we had a good time, we would leave."

.../ "Then we can go for 15 kilometers from the shirt ..."

Box: "How long is the ghost?"

lu: "I'm glad"

Box: "What is a man digging?"

lu: "What Lesbians can do for us."

Box: "Are they there?"

lu: "Do not ask, you are asking for everything."

.../

Lesson: Tommy loved it.

.../

Chucky: .../ "About!"

Box: "A little, right?"

.../ "Oh, I think this warning applies!"

Whose: "No, no, hello, boy!"

Tommy: "Chuck, Phil, Lilly, I did not say anything.

Bill and Lill: "Yes?"

Tommy: "Dog food".

Bill and Lill: "Dog food?"

Tommy: "Dogs, I'm trying to leave the former Spaniard, but my dad lives there."

Chucky: "Why do you have food?"

Tommy: "Yes, eat soup!"

.../ "You can do anything, sleep, maybe eat dog roots, we will be a dog".

lu: "What sounds, sounds and flowers!"

In: "Can we get flowers?"

lu: "Down, boy, stop, stop, teacher, come to me, big pen!"

Bill: Do you know these people?

In: - Should we use our words?

Chucky: "I do not know, it's a good thing, a good dog, no waste and waste."

Bill and Lill: "Oh, we'll do that!"

Whose: "No, I forgot to use the crime!"

Box: "They will stay for three minutes."

.../ Hello, time to throw the pina (Spanish detected word for "pineapple.")?

Whose: "Let all children come here."

Box: "Who's not here?"

Whose: "Tommy's friend from Angelica."

Box: "Yes, Angelica.

I know, Chuck, Bill and Lill: "Angelica?"

.../

Angelica: "Can I play with my daddy when Tommy is a bit of a party?"

Tax: "Teddy, Diddy is preparing a birthday cake and preparing a toy show." Stoya (Russian detected word for "Standing.") thinks his brother is right in the world!

Angelica: "About!"

Tax: - We are here now.

.../

Point search: "Puppy, door, door!"

Lesson: "Well, stay here!"

.../ "I, his brother's greetings, Angelica!"

Tax: Where are you, stu?

Lesson: "I went to the laboratory, I worked for Tommy's gift, I was waiting, I'm waiting, I'm fine."

Tax: "What are you doing now?"

Lesson: I'll ask you this question, True, you know.

Tax: "What happened?"

Lesson: "It's Tommy, I've played: you have to try to find boys, three players and three." Show that you are right.

.../

Tommy: "Oh, Angelica, do you know dog food?"

Angelica: "If you come back and dress up, you can take your birthday, but if my reward is open, I'll stay with my fingers and roots."

Chucky: "Tommy thought you were eating something, you could say that."

Angelica: - Do you see the neck and nails?

Bill: "I threw the cat!

In: "We're not screaming for months!"

Angelica: - Did I tell my friend?

.../ Help!

Tommy: "Yes, we eat dogs."

.../

Box: "A good food."

Whose: "What are papers, ribbons, candies?"

Box: "Please stop."

Whose: The box, our mother's future depends on the area, and a few minutes ago there was a papyrus game with women in here.

Box: - Maybe now.

Whose: "About!"

.../ "Hi, look, papa!"

Dogs: "Where can I hear Tommy?"

.../ "Look!"

Lesson: "Hello, Boris, Salem, Mocha, Well, good ... we give you a gift."

.../

Whose: "True here.

Lesson: Come on! Did you understand

Howard: "M"

Lesson: "It's funny, True, this idea?" What does this mean?

.../ "No, yes, Tommy, your father's gift!"

Can you: "what is this?"

Lesson: "Hoverama.

lu: "Are you careful, do you make a mistake?" Not enough on this phone! He is not a devil, an old man.

Lesson: "Everyone can work, Bob! I want to show here."

.../ "No, I forgot about the battery! Now I keep my kids ..."

Whose: - Ah, Stu, I think the sun is a game of Tommy.

.../ "Why Howard Can Open?"

Tommy: "About!"

Howard: "I'm a second pain."

.../ "Get the child's room or go to a baby."

Lesson: "I asked."

Howard: "Only apply to the current technology, and talk to your child for free."

Tax: "You look?"

.../ "Head of the head, cement, craft, high of this cowboy?

lu: "He is 14, cowboy, I'm strong and clean." That is, it is "good".

Lesson: "Listen, let's see what we can do."

Howard: "You have a good chance: this device works in-house control and is designed for four devices randomly."

In: .../ "Where?"

Angelica: Og! (Norwegian detected word for "And.")

Whose: "Where's Tommy?"

.../

Tommy: .../ "who is this?"

Whose: "No, there is a wonderful gift that you can open."

.../ "Wake up, yeah."

.../ "This is a disaster."

Box: "Oh, I say," I do not see anyone happy.

Whose: "But mom did not want me to look after my mother."

Box: Come, TV, TV. That's true "

Whose: "Destroy them!"

Author: .../ - is it salty?

Whose: - you are beautiful;

Author: How can I see myself as a girl? "Be peaceable today!"

Whose: - If not, where are the words, where?

Author: "The project says STAGE, and the manufacturer of PUPPETS can not see anything!"

Whose: - What about unsafe pictures and paper use?

Author: "Record, Make".

.../ "good morning!"

lu: "They are fourteen times older than the bedroom!"

Whose: "Everyone will say this once."

Lesson: "Call, move, good dialogue."

Whose: "The lesson is a big thing!"

Lesson: Do you want to leave the battery?

Whose: - No, we want furniture and cabinets, but there is no building.

lu: "From the river."

Lesson: Tell me, True, why did you ask the idea? "

Tax: "No, no investment in the bank!"

lu: - Who's the guy at the end of the project?

Lesson: "No, disappointment, pop." She will not leave me, and True wants to see her. If not eighteen or nine, brother, Faale (Samoan detected word for "Prosperity.") Dale, we can do the last!

Tax: "No ..."

Lesson: "Yes, everything is in the bedroom.

In: .../ "About!"

Lesson: "We will show you at the Red Beach!"

.../ "OK!"

Tax: "who is there?"

Lesson: "I'm a red lamp!"

Tax: "No, no, come on!"

Lesson: "Mom, you have a good eye!"

Tax: thank you very much.

Lesson: "God, destruction!"

Tax: - Yes I am.

Lesson: - No, it's good to hear it, my dear!

Tax: "No!"

Lesson: "It's obvious!"

Tax: "I'm sorry, I'm disappointed."

Lesson: "No, do not worry, right?"

Tax: "Maybe you can say?"

Lesson: "Yes, why are you proud, but at least you know your joke?"

Tax: - No, I did not see him before, he thought.

Tommy: "About!"

Lesson: "Yes, yes, there's another debt."

Tax: Here's a little piece!

Lesson: "Late!"

Tax: "Yes, I always ask my thing, I am a killer, I try to stop him."

.../

Chucky: "Tommy?"

Bill: "It's working, dog!"

Chucky: "Is this a dog, Tommy?"

Bill: Are you leaving a cat?

In: - Want to build a playground?

Angelica: "The sender will be closer, will you send it?"

In: "Dad, Tommy!

Angelica: "Wait, Tommy!"

Bill: "We want to be a dog!"

Chucky: .../ "Tommy, come back."

Tommy: "Where am I?"

Chucky: "Dog"

Tommy: - No, no dog, the soldiers did not eat all the dogs.

In: "But I have to sleep with flowers.

Angelica: I want to talk to his friend! "

Tommy: .../ "Look!"

.../

Lesson: - It's my card and stupid white.

Tax: "Yes, I will come again, I'll do it again and you really do not have to leave my room if you really want to."

lu: "Stay with them or do two things."

.../

Chucky: "What are you doing now?"

Tommy: "Oh yeah, you can not go there!"

Angelica: "What do you think, twenty five pounds?" I can not go!

Chucky: "Stop"

.../

Lesson: "I am a motorcycle and I use it".

Tax: "When I was still using, I wrote a little bit, so I did skate board."

Lesson: "Skateboard, Skateboard!"

Whose: - Yes, we do not agree, this lesson is not True Skaterboard falling, Soi (French detected word for "follow.") can not follow.

Can you: "What's wrong with you?"

.../

Tommy: "Take this, suck!"

.../ "It's a bit!"

.../ "More than ten!"

Bill: "There's a lot," said Stuck.

(cue start of long sequence of the Hoverama losing control.]

Tommy: .../ "who are you?"

Angelica: "About!"

Tommy: "who is this?"

.../ "who is this?"

.../ "who is this?"

In: "Now you do this too.

Tommy: "who is this?"

Angelica: "About!"

Tommy: "get up!"

.../ "who is this?"

Chucky: "Do not ask, I'll get water!"

Tommy: "who are you?"

.../ "who is this?"

.../ No? Oh no!

Chucky: "We have to try again.

Tommy: "who is this?"

.../ "Hey!"

.../ "who is this?"

In: .../ - Now you want to leave.

Bill: "No!"

In: "Bottom".

Bill: "Fine!"

Chucky: "Please be careful!"

Tommy: "What's the door?"

.../

Whose: .../ "Well, master, do not hesitate."

Lesson: "Tony Bo-Vo is my girlfriend."

.../ "Why ... why did not your ears pass?"

Tax: "If I'm not wrong, the lesson is the fourth, can I forgive him?"

.../

Tommy: "About!"

[End long sequence.]

Whose: "No, my brother!"

.../ "The army has completely destroyed the pill, it's a disaster."

Howard: - Yes, I think it's very good.

.../ "Oh, I'll eat."

Tommy: "About!"

Lesson: A big toy, this cake is great. "

.../ "No, my other clothes!"

Can you: "What prostitutes? Chocolate in ancient places, there are no players in the arena!"

Dogs: "It's not the last time or you can not see a chocolate cake?"

Can you: "In your opinion, an international chocolate cake."

Dogs: "No, it's a man in the world!"

Whose: .../ "Daddy, yes, I have to make cake, mummy, not your job!"

Bill: .../ "You know, I like it.

Angelica: "When will they work?"

Chucky: "Maybe it's time."

Tommy: "Wait a moment, you're asking something: delivery, evil, not only!

Angelica: "Wool, violence, april kirr, uv, wu! (Chinese detected word for "no.")"

Tommy: "About!

In: "Oh, I think I'm burning!"

Bill: "Me!"

Chucky: "I can not grow up late." Awoo!

Stu, Diddy, Lou, Boris and Mecca: "No!"

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Here's one last interlude/off-series special before I decide to let my main Google Translated series return from hiatus. (which sad for me to say, won't happen until the next episode of Rebirth of a Storm is done. That should probably influence me a little more into finishing it this month.) My next target became Alex Jones because well...he's so much of a nutjob to the point where if you go into the comments section of any AJ YTP, some will say that even a chopped and screwed version of him is no different. If so, then a Google Translated version of him won't make him come off as a different person either. My only source for the translated text was through Wikiquote (and credits goes to the website) as I wasn't able to find anything else quoted from his Info Wars content elsewhere and I was too lazy to find any other Info Wars content that could be exploitable for this. Anyways...

 

16. Lost in Translation: The Alex Jones Special

English-Irish-Persian-Nepali-Slovenian-Belarusian-Luxembourgish

Alex Jones: Have your feeling like your power is not. Unfortunately, to stop him. Connecting to a TV with an integrated TV. The warranty begins. He starts to grow up when the mirror looks, his teeth and says. "I'm a man.” I deserve. I do not agree. I'll start to identify that update. I'm going to cooperate. I can not fight with my family. I organize my family, and I know that social engineer. And I'll rescue our neighbors. We look after ourselves. Your humanity. Ah ah! Yahoo! We know we are under attack. We know that! At the end we are united! Yahoo! Real! Now we have to have globalization. let us know. let us know. You know what we do. I'm sorry. I only exist when we work and how we want to build them and how they can not handle it simply.

We’re Coming for Ya Globalist

English-Armenian-Pashto-Hausa-Vietnamese-Khmer-Samoan

Alix Jones: What do you think the water is? This is a boy. And I do not say that there are no ways for a person to have sex. I'm not right, honest. I want to break. You think I'm surprised, so I'm afraid here because I'm not happy with my baby. I do not like the fact that the juice is poured into chemicals for a kiss in the play. Do you know? I am a painting.

Gay Bomb Rant

English-Bosnian-Finnish-Marathi-Serbian-Malayalam-Yiddish

Alek Jones: For 22 years I have not used a tire - but jewelry has disappeared. Listen to the dogs. What is your joke? Do you sit and tell juice? Thou shalt fall upon my face, and I will kill the dog's son. Page. Kidnapped. Listen to these temptations, cross the line. Adult your head by releasing it. Do not let the trumpet. You fix the land, you're surprised, throwing innocent people away, press the mouth and tell me that I'm an enemy. Did you get a donkey? Fill your hand, I'm sorry, I'm ready. I call it a foreign agent. It's amazing, please forgive me.

Adam Schiff Rant

English- Bulgarian-Telugu-Sinhala-Hindi-Catalan-Khmer

Alice: If I'm here, especially in poor areas, if you know they are bunkers on the street, they will go, I do not say I'm color. If they grow up ... if I try to break them, I will ignore them, they will come to me, and I will hand over strife. Because when I have my head, I will clean them and do not let me knees. Besides, he did not want to kill them. Because I was in prison and the story, I knew it was in defense. Below the road. So I'm sitting: "Well, you make me sound." It was difficult for me to win. I do not think it's black. I think a guy is like a guy, it's terrible, I think I'll protect him. When I got to the beach a few years ago, when I left the South Rice Restaurant, I riding a motorbike with a motorbike. Many wrinkles are good people. It was like a fool ... They thought I saw it well, it was good. The man came out of the helmet. I'll divorce her, she's trying to do everything, so I'm going to attack these three. Then they got the gun. I have to take it. I mean, this is for me. I can not help it. I thought, "Well, I'm ready to kill you." Okay. I thought, "Well, good. These people will be judged immediately. They can be a real prisoner accused. I have three children. I know you know, the dinosaurs use Turbo as the only force. I thought, "If you do not succeed, do not dominate." I know everything about me, ready to take it! And ... I know what you say? ARG comes out! I'm not clean from the band! There is nothing with black people. As I begin to fight against it, I will leave. Nevertheless, I apologize to all of you.

Self-Defense Rant

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17. Oracle of the Cosmos Pilot: First Version

 

Steel Sponge Productions presents…

 

ORACLE OF THE COSMOS

 

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City limits. It was dusk out in the City of Northern Lights. As Umbriel still resided with her grandparents than from her original home in Basin Borough, Titan appeared by the hillside alone. The deoxyDNA marking that took over his left eye has since dissipated from his revival and removal process in the floating island, in which it had ceased into destruction.


A year has passed since the end of Makemake’s rule.

 

As Titan’s head was shown from the back, gazing at the aurora lights in the starry sky, he sees his life flashing, with blurred visions of him and Umbriel dancing around in the Pisces Kingdom’s ballroom, Umbriel re-introducing him to her grandparents, a crystalline light show in Pisces Planet, and a view of the Luminous Samurai wardrobe from the inside of the kingdom’s supersized closet before grabbing them….

 

Titan was carrying the set of unworn clothing and continued looking upon the horizon.

 

Titan then spoke, but it echoed:

 

“I’ve got so many places to go, leaving behind my own universe – when the special someone left and gone places. Nothing, however, is going to break our molds.”

 

...

...

...

 

The view began to fade into black and began to show the three-dimensional world. It shows Pisces Planet below one universe.

[“I Saved the World Today” by Eurythmics starts to play.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf052uxFF58

Monday finds you like a bomb
That's been left ticking there too long

An aerial view of Pisces Planet is viewed until panning out to the Earth that exists below it


You're bleeding
Some days there's nothing left to learn
From the point of no return
You're leaving


Transitioning from the view of the planet Earth, a different universe is shown being deserted and in ruins. Signs are slashed and torn apart and buildings were in shambles. A smudged sign read "R**b*n C**y."

Hey, hey I saved the world today
Everybody's happy now
The bad things gone away

 

Next to be shown was particles of light floating around in a night sky before showing an aerial view of the sky in Equestria and the Canterlot castle where two equines take a glimpse at the moon, closer to the atmosphere than usual.


And everybody's happy now
The good thing's here to stay
Please let it stay

Shown now was an empty area in Pisces Planet with small chunks of asteroids floating around. It resembled a hilltop and most of it looked smashed up.

There's a million mouths to feed
And I've got everything i need
I'm breathing

Titan was seen looking around a dusk sky brightened up with yellow particles of light. He then sees a constellation lined up to show an image of Umbriel. A transparent Umbriel then appeared in front of the constellation and Titan was coming towards it.


And there's a hurting thing inside
But I've got everything to hide
I'm grieving

Titan was trying to touch the hand of the transparent Umbriel before he saw the image turn into a series of yellow specks before they all burned out and disappeared.

Hey, hey I saved the world today
Everybody's happy now
The bad things gone away

Titan was now seen lying on a field with 6 others, specifically his partners. The perspective then changes after panning over to the sea sponge Strezz...


And everybody's happy now
The good thing's here to stay
Please let it stay

Somewhere in Shellside Shores, 10 individuals stood atop of a cave and saw the expanded moon had partly stuck out through the thick clouds.

Do the good thing

One by one, a series of other different universes were viewed with the same expanded moon present in the sky. A shadow of an unidentified person also casts in each one.

Hey, hey I saved the world today
Everybody's happy now
The bad things gone away

A scientist was shown working inside a laboratory before panning below to the same individual looking up at the same moon as seen previously. He was seen carrying an unlabelled document....


And everybody's happy now
The good thing's here to stay
Please let it stay

Lastly, the group of seven are seen as each recollect their memories of their home worlds with transparent images around them (except Lotus Petals).


Everybody's happy now

Written and Produced by:

Steel Sponge

They all then walk towards the vortex to another world before disappearing into it.

 

 

There was a clear view of a train rolling down along the rails. Zooming through one of the windows was Titan, resting. Before then, he was shown on the inside of the locomotive wide awake, thinking to himself about how he knows that he has now entered a universe he wasn’t familiar with. Titan looked around to see some of the other passengers. They were all sitting in one row opposite to Titan’s.

 

Titan looks at his self, sporting a short white robe with long sleeves, black at the tip of the sleeves, and near the bottom, had a crescent-shaped pattern. He had a thin, dark blue, close-fitting collar, as well as dark blue leggings, with curled up shoes at the bottom.

 

He looked upon the other passengers for their looks. One was a sea sponge with visor sunglasses, a dark blue shirt combined with gray jeans and boots with a lighter tint of gray. Another was a humanoid male with thick, dark, spiked up hair, dark blue tee, a karate belt tied around his waist, athletic tape tied around his wrists, long denim jeans, and a pair of martial-arts-based loafers. The next one resembled a red sea dragon with webbed ears as well as webbing at the tip of his tail. His abdomen was light yellow, up his back were stone-shaped, light blue spines, and had various markings around his forehead, arms, and legs. Worn on his back were a wooden necklace and a patched up brown shirt.

 

Next, there was a humanoid male with messy looking, blonde hair, and part of it blocking his left eye. He had a loose, white shirt worn around his black tank. He also sports long denim jeans and brown shoes. Next to him was another humanoid but a female. She had long brunette hair, sported a black sleeved jacket wrapped around a brick red shirt, along with wide leg gray jeans, tucked in with her black boots.

 

There was another individual unlike Titan, but on his side of the train seats. There was a unicorn, specifically a mare, with a mane and tail that was white as peppermint, her skin was tinted a turquoise. Lastly, her cutie mark resembled a cloud with flower petals.

 

Titan sits back on his seat of the train, continuing to look at the window, and starts reminiscing about Umbriel. It’s the only thing he really feels like doing right now. He then leans his head to where he can see the train move over to a strange looking vortex. Before then, his life flashes back to several hours ago.

 

 

The day he set afoot on new land was also the same day where he lost Umbriel….

 

Titan was sheltered in his own house, with nothing much ado other than reading through a book he enjoys on an armchair. Since the end of the previous era of Pisces Planet’s Moon Warriors, Titan has been making himself more comfortable at home while attaining the company of some friends from his planet, including Umbriel from down below Bikini Bottom, courtesy of a transporter linked between the two worlds, as developed by Sandy Cheeks.

 

Staying behind in Pisces Planet also allowed for Titan to recollect his knowledge of Pisces Planet and its culture. Shortly before heading to the marketplace, he received a letter from the sovereignty of Pisces Planet, requesting him to meet with Umbriel who had just revisited the castle. After going inside the marketplace, he stocks on supplies and led himself to the Pisces kingdom. The first person he expected to be waiting at the front entrance was Umbriel.

 

“It’s nice to see you again, Titan!” Umbriel said.

 

“Hey, I was expecting to see you after I got this invitation!” Titan responded. “So what’s this all about?”

 

“I don’t mean to make you feel bothered by this, but I got some questions. You remember these people, don’t you?” Umbriel asked, referring to Yang, Yin, Kerberos, Phobos, and Deimos. “Did you also remember these people appointing us for something really special? Don’t tell me you haven’t forgotten about me either!”

 

“It’s all fine. You’re just worrying a little too much.”

 

“He doesn’t seem to be completely adjusted to his past memories, or even well-adjusted enough to apply for a position of power, but before we saved him, he was a hero,” says Kerberos, holding out a framed picture of the ten former Moon Warriors.

 

“What do you mean by position of power?” Titan asked Kerberos.


“You remember that disaster Makemake has caused to diminish most of our family members? Yang, Yin, and I were thinking about handing over you and Umbriel some royal privileges,” Kerberos explained. “However, we need to know if you’re ready and able to meet those standards.”

 

“I’ll admit, that’s going to take a lot of time,” Titan replied and faced Phobos and Deimos, two of which stood beside the emperor. “Did we battle those two guys several times? What are they doing here?” He asks.

 

“That I also need to bring up,” Kerberos continued. “These two have been recently accepted as baron and baroness!”

 

“We were protectors towards Kerberos, but we got over him,” said Deimos


“Uh-uh, the emperor’s completely cool with us,” Phobos added.

 

“Then I say congratulations!” Titan said as he shakes both their hands. “So does this mean you’re both married?”

 

“Nope, we hold our ranks in our own right,” Deimos replied.

 

“And you said that Umbriel could be part of this family, right?” Titan asked Kerberos.

 

“It could be a first for a non-Pisconarch to have a title,” Umbriel was saying. “Kerberos called us here to say that he gave us the opportunity to have a royal title, but he made it clear that we have to wait a few years, because I’ll have to be married in order to do that!”

 

At a time and commitment like this, Titan was still unsure whether or not to come in terms with a promise to become royalty.

 

“Married? Married to whom!?” Titan questioned.

 

“Who knows? You and I could find that special somebody,” said Umbriel. “Have you done that yet, Yin?”

 

“Don’t look at me, Yang hasn’t married someone either,” said Yin.

 

“I haven’t seen you crack a joke in a long while,” Yang added towards Yin and turns his head to face Titan. “I’m going to end all this marriage talk, and give you a gift.” Yang hands over to Titan a goldenrod tinted, plastic ticket.

 

“What’s the ticket for?” Titan asked.


“It’s a ticket that grants the authority to travel to any different universe,” Yang answered. “After you were able to patrol around Bikini Bottom for your own reasons, I figure you might be interested in going anywhere else where our planet rotates on, before you decide if you want to be part of the nobility.”

 

“There are a lot of different places other than Bikini Bottom that you don’t know of. It’s a risk to meddle with different worlds, and it could be troubling.” Yin added. “And you should never leave without that pass! Co-existing in a different world without approval is also troublesome!”

 

“Don’t worry about him, he’s got the ticket, and maybe sooner or later he’ll decide to travel elsewhere,” Yang said to Yin.

 

“Wow, you guys sure did really need me here today, is there anything else?” Titan questioned.

 

“I also need to show you something!” Umbriel spoke.

 

“What’s that, Umbriel?”

 

“It’s just a surprise. Don’t worry! I’m not getting marriage involved with it.”

 

Escorting Titan out of the kingdom, Umbriel walks out and left along with him elsewhere.

 

 

In a different world, taking a perspective of a humanoid male with a colored belt, he was seen somewhere along the Tijuca rainforest. This person was known to be Levi Bouldermore, and he was walking along a river bank to retrieve and rub water over his body. Suddenly, a group of cloaked martial fighters appeared atop a mountain below Levi – and he then spotted them starting to come nearer.

 

The 6 members of the group jumped to where Levi stood as Levi had himself prepared for a fight. Levi starts off with hitting one with his left elbow and giving another a low kick, which apparently missed. Levi then gets a series of upper-cut kicks from 3 members of the unidentified group. Levi continues to defend and grabs a foot of one of the fighters to toss around, only to be stopped from a couple of fighters twisting and striking him with a Bo. Levi kept on trying to fight them off, blocking a series of punches and kicks, now, but one kick draws him near the river bank. Trying to back away and continue to fight, Levi falls over and descends into the water.

 

For as long as he could, Levi held himself underwater to insure if the fighters lost sight of him. Levi saw himself struggling for air before he suddenly sees something that he didn’t expect: the area around him shifted into a white void. Levi opens up his mouth for breath once he realizes he wasn’t underwater.

 

In this void, Levi saw someone standing close to him. After seeing this imaginary figure once, Levi recognized him.

 

“Do you know why you’re here?” The individual asked.

 

“You, it’s you again…! You’re that “Dream Monk!”” Levi stated.

 

“Of course it is me, and I have once again given you a chance to speak once you were near-death,” the Dream Monk replied.

 

“So what you got to say to me now?” Levi asked.

 

“Believe it or not, I’m more than just your imagination. I can make your wildest dreams turn to reality!”

 

“That’s it? Come on, do you know about those guys who were attacking me? Who were they!?”

 

“That’s not relevant to why I called you here. Do you want witness the unimaginable?”

 

“Fine…then tell me exactly what you’re going to do to me that is so unimaginable.”

 

“I’m letting you escape the world you were in and allow you to take on something new for a change. It’s time for you….to journey into elsewhere!”

 

Levi felt himself floating in the same vein as the Dream Monk and saw as his hand was disintegrating into nothingness.

 

“I didn’t ask for this!” Levi exclaimed.

 

“Yes, but there are many different folk that need your help….”

 

The Dream Monk watches as he uses his spell to make Levi disappear, transporting him to another world.

 

Beside the river, the group of martial artists looked to see Levi was nowhere in sight, as a shadow appear near the middle of the crowd to pick up something Levi apparently left behind. It was his plastic, identification card for the academy….

 

 

In another separate universe, there was a sea sponge, known to be Strezz Stormond, taking a stroll around a place, somewhere far from Bikini Bottom and Shellside Shores. It was certainly a place he was unfamiliar with. In his current situation, Strezz saw himself walking around in a town filled with fog. As Strezz turned around, he came across another oddity. ….And it was focusing right at him.

 

Similar to the Z-Storm model he possesses that was concealed in his jacket, Strezz glanced at a large, iron serpent. Its skin was colored black, with red along his body and up to its tail. Strezz went wide-eyed when he saw the alive and ever-so tall figure.

 

“Who the hell are you?” Strezz asked.


“I know you’ll have a lot more questions to ask, but I’ll answer you this,” it said. “I am a spirit that connects to those who pilot Z-Storm.”


“Yep, that’s me…” Strezz said in a very nervous tone.

 

“I’ll also answer to you why I’m here,” the spirit said. “I want to tell you that your virtuous deeds lie in the hands of what is known as the multi-verse.”

 

“Uhhh…what is this multi-verse, and how am I destined to be a part of it?”

 

“You’ll figure out those answers once you’re taken there…”

 

Before Strezz would continue to speak, the metallic dragon raises its wings.

 

“Hold on, I need to know if you can help get me back to Shellside Shores!” Strezz exclaimed. “I got separated from the island after getting struck by a typhoon, and now I need to get back to my friends over there!”

 

“Sadly, I can’t help you with that….” The spirit concludes.

 

The spirit then churns up a strong whirlwind around Strezz. The gusts were strong enough to carry away Strezz’s jacket, turn the fogged up town into a shining white void, and give Strezz a flash, zapping him right out of his world. Thereafter, the spirit disappears and the background returns with the town of fog. Strezz’s Z-Storm jacket was left behind.

 

Suddenly, a shadow appears right in front of the jacket….

 

 

In yet another universe shows a red sea dragon, he of which is named Koamalu. He was walking along a beach and stopped at his tracks when he notices something sticking out in the sand. It was mythical looking orb combined with a stick. Surely, he didn’t know what it was.

 

Koamalu picks it up and ponders.


“This looks unusual, even in a place like this,” Koamalu says to himself. I could only wonder what this staff is used for. It could be a staff that can cast spells, but there’s one way I can figure that out. But how do I use it?

 

Koamalu gives the staff a shake and he notices a spark of magic being lit. He shakes it some more and gets more of a pulse of energy, before it fades out.

 

“It works…but I guess I’ll have to get into my headspace if I could cast some spell,” said Koamalu. Maybe this thing will let me warp to a different area around Bikini Bottom…..or to another world! Alright, let’s test this thing out again….

 

With some more thought put into it, Koamalu released more energy from the staff. Koamalu can now see himself glowing. Focusing on the magic surrounding him, he let go of the staff and eventually disappeared in a flash of purple and pink.

 

Another shadow appeared and was near the staff Koamalu dropped.

 

 

In another universe, a couple (male and female) was running around the inside of an unspecified building, with an army of guards dressed in white on their trail. The two are running to escape.

 

“We’re in trouble,” said the female individual.

 

“Just keep following along my path, do you know why we’re doing this?” The male said towards the other.

 

“Of course I do. Also, you want freedom from this world a lot more than I do,” she replied.

 

“We got to keep running until we find where these guys keep a portal,” he replied.

 

Along the hallway, from room to room, the couple approaches a room that had a portal displayed in the middle. After the male tweaks around with the mechanics, he got the vortex to activate.

 

“We don’t even know where this leads us when we jump into it!” The girl said towards the other.

 

“Wherever it leads to, we’ll be safer there – and out of this hellhole,” he responded.

 

With that, the couple leapt into the vortex and they disappeared. Once as the guards approached the room, they noticed the portal malfunctioning before falling apart.

 

 

Back at Pisces Planet, Umbriel took Titan someplace special. They were in a spot in Pisces Planet held for people to watch a series of lights soaring through space.

 

“So, what’s the surprise, Umbriel?” Titan asked.

 

“I just wanted for us to relax out here and watch this meteor shower,” Umbriel answered. “Doesn’t that sound good?”

 

“Of course I will watch it with you!” Titan said and sits by the summit with Umbriel. “You know, you’ve told me a lot about yourself, and you even described yourself as hot-tempered. These days you’re acting a lot softer and in control of your feelings.”

 

“I guess you can say that, I’ve been a lot softer since the Moon Warriors, including me, reincarnated you as an embodiment of the zodiac,” Umbriel replied. “Before the day is over and I have to go back to my grandparents, there’s one thing I need to tell you.”

 

“What’s that?”

 

“It’s hard to explain, but the original Titan....he developed a crush on me and admitted it before he sacrificed himself, and because of that, I wasn’t able to return my feelings. I loved him. Even if you are a different kind of Titan, I love you. Now that I told you that, I was wondering if you feel the same way right now.”

 

“Well…you’ve been there for me pretty often since then…” Titan was trying to think of what to say to Umbriel. “You’ve helped me get used to some things in this planet. Umbriel….I think I love you too-“

 

Suddenly, a rumble occurred across the planet and it caught the attention of Titan and Umbriel. They stood as they wondered what was causing this noise.

 

“Is this a moonquake?” Umbriel said to herself.

 

Titan wandered around as he witness the planet’s gravity slowly fading away, seeing his and Umbriel’s feet above-ground. Facing another direction, he sees a series of asteroids coming close to them.


“We need to get out of here!” Titan exclaimed.

 

Titan held onto Umbriel as they float and soar around the galaxy, avoiding the asteroids across their path. Eventually, Umbriel ends up getting slammed and stuck one of the asteroid chunks. Titan saw as Umbriel was struggling to move forward as the weight of the asteroid sent Umbriel floating down into Earth’s gravity, bringing her to the surface. Titan expressed a look of devastation and tried to reach for Umbriel, but unfortunately gets caught by another one of the asteroids, weighting him down and causing him to head for the Earth’s surface. Titan was sent flying down and crumbled part of the ground in due to the impact of the fall.

 

At the summit, damaged by asteroids, a shadow appears near the ticket Titan somehow left behind.

 

 

During the night, from where he fell and landed, Titan was wide awake when he saw an alicorn checking up on him. When the equine noticed that he had woken up, it held out a hoof, gesturing for him to get up.

 

“I never thought I’d see anything like this! It’s a good thing you are awake!” The alicorn said.

 

“Ugh, who are you? What are you?” Titan questioned.

 

“What are you, what is your name, and where did you even come from?” The alicorn continued before greeting to him, “My name is Princess Luna, by the way.”

 

“My name is Titan, I’m a Pisconarch, and well….I came from my home planet, which is up from above there,” he said, trying to point to where the moon might be. “Now you see, the last time I was in Pisces Planet, there was a moonquake, and then the planet was losing its gravity for some reason. I was with someone and her name is Umbriel. We got ourselves caught in an asteroid coast that came towards us, but unfortunately, Umbriel drifted off somewhere and I need to find her. Have you seen someone named Umbriel?”

 

“That sounds dreadful,” says Princess Luna. “It’s sad for me to say this, but I haven’t seen a person named Umbriel.”

 

Titan frowned after hearing the alicorn’s words, but continued to try and communicate with her, then asking, “So where am I anyway?”

 

“This is Equestria, home to many ponies such as me,” Luna explained as she was showing some things around to Titan.


“I just remembered that I have a ticket to permit myself into any universe, but don’t worry, I won’t do any sort of meddling,” Titan was digging through his pockets only to realize that his ticket was missing. “It’s gone!” He said to himself.

 

“Can I see that ticket?” Luna asked.


“I don’t have it with me….I did have it, but it seemed to have slipped from one of my pockets,” said Titan.

 

“I see….” Luna said softly. “I do enjoy your company and honesty. I’ll try to find a way for us to sort this thing out.”

 

“One more question, do you know what happened to my planet from where you were?”

 

“First off, let me tell you about the moon that shines the night over Equestria. It is my job to raise it. But suddenly, just about two hours ago, after I raised the moon, the moon shifted closer to the atmosphere, which means some of the moon’s gravity has been removed!”

 

“Is there anything that could be done about it?”

 

“I could assume that some particles of energy from the moon had been scattered. Do you think you can help?”

 

“I sure can, if you’re fine with me staying here. These particles are around here right?”

 

“Actually, I don’t mean that you could stay here, but I’ll allow for somepony to accompany you, and I know whom.”

 

Princess Luna then called out a pony at her side to be introduced to Titan. She happily greeted the Pisconarch when she appeared.

 

“Hello there!” Titan greeted. “Do you have a name?”


“She is Lotus Petals. She will be able to track down some loose particles of energy from the moon,” said Luna.

 

“Right, you can count on me and I’ll be your side anytime!” Lotus Petals said. Turning over to Luna, she questions her, “So where do we start?”

 

Princess Luna was silent for a moment and then said, “Titan, Lotus Petals, come with me. I’ll take you to the train station where you’ll take a train towards your intended destination.”

 

 

While heading over to the train station in Equestria, Princess Luna got herself having a chat with Titan and Lotus Petals.

 

“So you have a sister who raises the sun?” Titan asked Luna.

 

“Oh yes, that’s Celestia! I can’t introduce you to her now, but you should meet her one day!” Luna responded.

 

At that point of the conversation, Luna then notices the train station nearby and leads Titan and Lotus Petals over towards it.

 

“There you guys are. Make yourselves comfortable and good luck on your journey!” Luna finished and left the two to enter inside the train.

 

As Titan and Lotus Petals stepped onto the train to take a seat, they saw five different figures, all of which had been transported to Equestria from a different cause. One of them, Koamalu, gave a friendly wave as Titan and Lotus Petal sat to the left of the train while the others were at the right.

 

Titan glances back at the group and says to them, “Are you guys from here too?”

 

“Nope,” the five answered collectively.

 

“What a coincidence! I’m not originally from here either,” Titan replied. “Anyways, my name is Titan and this pony next to me is Lotus Petals. What are your names?”

 

“That’s none of your own business,” a male said in response.

 

“Oh don’t be so cruel, he’s a friendly little stranger,” the female next to him said. “My name is Caerulea.”

 

“I’m Strezz,” the sea sponge introduced.

 

“My name is Koamalu,” the red sea dragon greeted.

 

“I’m Levi,” the spiky-haired humanoid said.

 

The other humanoid male was still hesitant, but sighed and then stated, “I guess I’ll say it right now. I’m Gauzensy.”

 

Titan looked nervous, considering that he was trying to think of how to negotiate with folk from other universes. “So, how is it like from you guys are from?” He questioned.

 

“You wouldn’t want to know,” said Gauzensy.

 

“It’s fine in my world, but now I’m stuck here and I never really intended to be here. I have some friends that I need to get to!” Strezz responded.

 

“It’s been swell living where I usually am, but I ended up here by accident!” Koamalu said. “I saw a staff sticking out in the sand and used it to transport myself here, but now I don’t have it.”

 

“Looks like we all got one thing in common, we turned up here for our own reasons,” Levi remarked. “Also, from what I noticed, I don’t seem to have my academy ID.”

 

“I lost my jacket before I got here,” Strezz added. “And that was the only thing I had that was useful!”

 

“Excuse me for asking something like this, but do any of you happen to know Umbriel?” Titan asked the group. No one answered. “You see, there’s this girl that I know that I’ve met in Bikini Bottom. In my home planet, she has been keeping me company, but something happened…and I lost her. That and my ticket, to authorize myself within other worlds, just disappeared.”

 

“Bikini Bottom,” said Caerulea, “for a name of a place like that, that doesn’t sound so pleasant.”

 

“Did you just say Bikini Bottom?” Strezz asked.

 

“I’ve been to Bikini Bottom before! I never thought you’d been there too,” Koamalu remarked.

 

“Wow, that’s another coincidence for ya’!” Lotus Petals said to Titan.

 

“It’s nice just to get to know you guys,” said Titan. “If this means going on a journey, then it means that I will not rest until I find Umbriel and get those moon particles Luna was talking about!”

 

“Just so you know, I’m not here for an adventure. Caerulea and I are going to seek different universes for our own reasons,” said Gauzensy.

 

“Half of the time, I’m just by Gauzensy’s side,” Caerulea added.

 

“I can see the train heading for that vortex,” said Titan, peering over the window. “I wonder what that leads us to.”

 

“We’ll just have to wait and see…” said Lotus Petals.

 

As the train touched the vortex, Titan and co. have disappeared from Equestria and were about to find themselves inside another realm.

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There are a variety of reasons as to why I've abandoned this as the series' first real episode. First of all, this was written back in 2015 and the more that I've delayed any forthcoming episodes for this project, the more that my original vision for it had changed. Second, considering that I really want OotC to turn out something truly great as a swan song for my fanfiction writing career, I need to be very satisfied with the end product for each segment. I wasn't all that satisfied with how this turned out, which is why I am considering this as a mere test pilot. Third, I wrote this episode all while I still had a workload that I still need to get through. I originally intended to continue off from this episode after I finished Z-Storm, Sub Tropical Academy, and Tiki Land...and because I've been slacking off on each of these works, I've delayed this project long until I decided to scrap my original concept for the series and what I've written for the first episode altogether. I now have a very good idea of how the story to OotC will pan out, but just so you all know, if I were to start officially writing for this project, I will have to finish Sub Tropical Academy, Tiki Land, and Rebirth of a Storm before then.

Finally, I'd just like to point that there's quite a lot from this original draft for the first episode that I'm going to go back and change. Here's a well thought out list of things that we be changed or improved once the real first episode of OotC comes out:

-Steel Sponge Productions will not be a thing, or rather retroactively cease to exist. It's best to acknowledge my spin-offs as a part of a universe of my own than to acknowledge them as a part of a production company. That and the SSP name itself feels too much like a smug reminder that the particular series is my creation and no one else's name is attached to it in some way. You can thank Dark Side of the Herd for making me come to that kind of realization.
-The opening sequence will be a lot different, from the monologue to the song of choice to the events displayed in the narrative.
-In fact, the plot setup will be a lot different compared to this original draft. That will be explained more as soon as I announce more news regarding OotC.
-Phobos and Deimos will be knighted by a different kind of rank that would make much more sense than baron and baroness since I have pretty much written both characters to be siblings. The original draft does acknowledge that they are baron and baroness on their own terms, but still...
-Considering how very infeasible it feels for an alien who, despite physically being a teenager, is 15,000 to consider starting a relationship with someone who is 16 at the start of the story, the focus of Titan and Umbriel's character relationship will not be mutual.
-Levi, Strezz, and Koamalu's situations before ending up outside their own universes will be very different. On top of that, the epilogue for the respective spin-offs that each of the characters star in will bring their incidents into more detail before the first episode is officially revised.
-While I'm still on the topic of Strezz, the Rebirth version of his character will take the place of the Z-Storm version of his character in the real first episode.
-Gauzensy and Caerulea's situations will be slightly different and will also possibly be more detailed.
-The series' main cast will all not land in Equestria. Again, this will be clarified once I announce more news regarding OotC.
-While the idea won't be completely abandoned for the final product, the original premise of the characters crossing over to various non-spin-off/lit worlds is scrapped. Again, this will be explained further later on.
-Curiously, the test pilot didn't have its own episode title (or at least it had one before I had to end up re-posting the episode after the December 2015 wipeout). That will very much be fixed for the final product.

So yeah, I would consider this original draft for the first episode of OotC a glimpse at what the project could look like while you all wait for the real thing. I can't say when, but at the rate that I'm currently in, it'll take a while before I can officially release OotC.

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18. The Scrap Heap (Part 4)

I originally made three parts to this...but as it turns out, I have more shelved/unused ideas to unveil. So, here's everything else that I had left undone:

TV.Com

This idea for a Lit was perceived just literally hours after the incident that killed tv.com's momentum in July 2010. You can definitely tell that this is from 2010 when you look at the two short summaries that I've written for it (although the second one is actually from 2011...):

TV.com: a brilliant, magnificant [sic; bold start right there] forum of viewing your dreams fantasies come to life. Until one forum was attacked! Hundreds, thousands of Spongebob fans banned by the lurker from the deepest of all oceans: WhaleBlubber! *cue maniacal laugh* Can one separate group of n00bs, and regular members succeed into stopping this madness? TV.com...rated PG, coming-when-Steel-Sponge-has-enough-time.

Plot Reveal #1 ('cause the first one didn't even count, apparently):

Many years later(of course), a mother gives birth to WhaleBlubber. When WhaleBlubber turned 7, he became fascinated with the works of Bill Gates and studied him. Now 17, in circa 2005, he joined TV.com as a good fellow. Many things changed when he got bad news: his brother died. He feasts on revenge.

This would've been an epic(!) retelling of the history of the SB forums on tv.com. I scrapped this concept because I never had given myself the time to start writing for it and because I lost interest in it, which was a very, very good decision on my part for a variety of reasons. First, if I had actually written it during these olden times, it would've been, to say the least, no better than Dark Side of the Herd. Second, this would've been especially embarrassing to look past since I would've written this over a grudge I've had against a website that I wouldn't have had fondest memories towards later in life. Finally, when I revealed more about the plot, I already killed the hype for what could've been an interesting enough concept when I only made it look like it will be an incredibly cheap jab against WhaleBlubber, a former internet troll who clearly shouldn't be taken as seriously, and nothing much else.

Cheryl's Lights

This was an idea for a spin-off that just came out of nowhere. I don't remember how exactly I came up with it, but I could vaguely remember it was through a little nostalgic trip back to Charlotte's Web. I don't remember the names of the characters I would've written for it and I don't remember how this would've correlated with the SB universe since almost every mention of Cheryl's Lights has been erased after I scrapped the idea. All I've remembered is that this idea would simply take a lot from Charlotte's Web and then bring it into the SB universe. In an additional, and more interesting note, this would've taken S.P.O.N.G.E.B.O.B.'s spot as one of my next spin-off projects until I came up with that one, better idea for a spin-off.

Atlantis SquarePantis: The Extended Edition

This was conceived at a time where I still really like this special. I sought to make an improved version of it after one too many times I've had to deal with it being considered as objectively the worst SB episode. Before I scrapped it, I provided a short list of things that would've been present in my version of the special:

>More dialogue

>The songs will be longer (and will keep its rhythm)

>No Patchy scenes, apparently

>A hint of dramatic Latin chanting/choir (I don't know what got into my mind when I thought about this)

>Funny jokes, if you can laugh at them.

Untitled Total Drama story

Now here's one idea that I left unannounced. The idea for this first came to me all the way back in 2015 while The Ridonculous Race was airing. I abandoned the idea shortly after before I decided to dig it back up during my TD nostalgia phase in 2018. Even after I was feeling invested in it, I ultimately decided, once again, to abandon it shortly afterward. This was primarily because I could never trust myself to muster up the time to write up all twenty episodes I've planned for it, along with accurately writing and establishing 20+ characters including Chris and Chef.

For all of those who are curious on how this could've panned out, here are a list of details to share about it:
-This fan season of Total Drama would revolve around Chris reuniting most of the lowest performing contestants, as well as those who haven't had the spotlight for such a while (i.e. Justin and Trent).
-The theme of the season would center on the contestants navigating through island after island to retrieve treasure for Chris. The season would start with the contestants being split into two teams, forming a pirate crew, and sailing their own vessel.
-The fan season would reuse the team captains gimmick from Action, with Eva and Topher becoming a captain for their respective teams. (However, Topher would end up being eliminated before the merge and the team members would then decide to elect Sammy/"Samey" as the new captain)
-The merge would begin with the final 9 and will reuse the shared immunity gimmick from World Tour.
-The first time I conceived this idea, Noah was originally part of the cast. However, for my newer incarnation, I've decided that it would be mentioned that Noah would have started his career in participating in other reality shows along with Owen at the time of this fan season, so that his hands were too full to become a contestant.
-Ezekiel would make his return as a legitimate contestant after Dawn's spiritual energy causes for him to lose most of his feral state. Afterwards, he would make it far until the merge after starting a friendship with Dawn.
-At least four contestants would end up being eliminated by forfeit. Those being Justin, Ella, Ezekiel, and Brick.
-One contestant would be evacuated from the competition in due to injuries, that being Trent.
-The final two would've been, no joke, Katie and Sadie. I had also originally planned this the first time I've had this idea. My plan to make them the final two stemmed from the fact that most TD fanfiction writers wouldn't dare to establish them enough to make it further than they didn't or let alone even reach the finale. Letting them each play a major role in this project would've been a challenge that I would be so willing to take if I had decided to fully invest in writing it.
-Scarlett would sneak her way into the competition under the guise as Blaineley until her exposure, leading to her to become the first competitor eliminated.
-And of course, I had already composed an elimination table for the fan season that never got made. Check that out, if you wish.

 

And that should be it for the spin-offs/lits that never were. There should still be more to explore from the scrap pile, and that should be ideas for my actual works that were left in the cutting room floor.

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19. Scrapped Spin-Off Ideas

After going on about the spin-offs/lits of mine that never were, I'm now going to be focusing on the spin-offs that were by going through some of the ideas I've had for them, but never got conceptualized.

Pisces Moon:
-The main heir to the Pisces Planet kingdom, Kerberos (who was unnamed at the start of the series) was originally planned to be the main antagonist of the spin-off. As my vision for each one of my works kept changing overtime, I decided to create another character to take that place to avoid the old fashioned evil overlord cliche in favor of only the slightly less cliched evil mole turned overlord character archetype.
-Lee's original name was Brad to coincide with Umbriel's typically named friend, Candy. For the same reason as the above in which I intended to avoid cliches, I decided to name him Lee, after a part of the lengthened version of the original name: Bradley.
-While I'm still on the topic of Lee, his backstory was originally going to be explored in-depth in this spin-off. At the time I was to set up his backstory, Pisces Moon was nearing its end and I was mainly focusing on writing the fight scenes, elaborating more on the history of Pisces Planet, Makemake's intentions, and a slew of other things including a part of Pisces Planet's history with supernatural abilities, its ancestors, and the embodiments for each of the zodiac planets other than Pisces. I was already preoccupied with establishing all these points, and so my plan to develop more of Lee's character through a backstory ended up getting buried in my mind. However, Lee's backstory will soon be elaborated at some point for Oracle of the Cosmos.

Z-Storm:
-Quite like a few other spin-offs of mine, Z-Storm would've been a longer series. I originally planned for it to have two seasons with 26 episodes for each one. That was until I decided to cut the series' episode count in half so I wouldn't feel so stressed about giving myself a bigger workload than I felt that I needed, all while staying true to the two season format. And of course, that was until I decided to just discontinue the spin-off for a new and largely improved version of the story.
-I had written episode title concepts for the originally 52 episode series, but of course it no longer exists since it was all written on paper and eventually thrown away. However, three unused episode titles have been preserved, those being "Evil Eye," "It's a Typhoon, Typhoon!", and "Cam's Past." Other than those three titles, I also remember very well conceiving "Long Lost Sal" as another one of the series' episode titles.

Guru Gakuto:
-Guru Gakuto was originally planned to be a 26 episode series before I eventually decided to condense it to 20. Within the depths of the Spin-Off/Lit news announcement thread, there exists a generous amount of unused episode titles:
13. Their Diamonds (Original episode title for "Lament")
14. Nutcracker Suite
16. The Scribble Seven
17. Long Time, No See
18. Amaze-zon Race
19. Finders Keepers
20. King Horacio
21. Frozen in Time
22. 50 Strokes of Black and White
23. Wrong Kong
24. Fantasia 2022: Doodle Madness
25. The Social-Television Network
-Among the originally announced full series episode titles, "Wisdom, Justice, and Love," and "Doodle Madness (albeit the Fantasia 2022 part)" ended up being used for the final product. As it should be pretty telling by these titles, I originally didn't have a very specific direction for Guru Gakuto and I was writing based on the ideas that I would form, which was why some bits of the series felt cluttered and pretty embarrassing to me looking back, admittedly.
-Some originally conceived plot outlines for this spin-off include Kaan dying at the hands of DoodleBob, Horace, and their organization before being revived by Gakuto's seven revived kids with a Pebble of Life and an artificial body. "Long Time, No See" would probably of course been the episode where the seven main characters meet up with Savannah and Jordan again.
-Jordan was originally named Justin until I decided to rename him during the last few bits of the series. IIRC, Jordan's original name is still intact in the S1 episodes he was in though. On top of that, Jordan and Kaiden were originally going to keep playing an antagonistic role during S2.
-Also, according to one announcement I made at one point, S2 would've originally had "Impossible" as its subtitle.

Underwater Survivor: SBC Style:
-I've already let loose some original concepts about UWS in a Q&A thread for my spin-off club, but I do have some more information to share. Anyways, to start things off, for the thirteenth epsiode of UWS S1, I originally intended for both PokeSponge and Queen Malie to get eliminated instead of Dragiiin, but I changed their elimination spots after Jjs decided to take the reins in guest writing the episode and have Dragiiin eliminated through one of Sbs1fan's ruses.
-4EverGreen was originally intended to be "the Heather of the season" until I decided it was not a good fit for his portrayal to be as such. It was also because I had planned for Algae to end up like TDWT's Team Victory. So, for a few episodes, I've had Captain52 fill in the Heather role until I decided that Sbs1fan would serve as a main antagonist before having Captain return as the final boss.
-The original theme for S2 was actually very different from the final product. To reiterate what I said in the Q&A thread, The special for S1 had an It's a Mad (x4) World / Total Drama (x4) Island type of storyline, but it also had that weird plot element where some members would touch the briefcase that would transport them to an unspecified place. It was pretty out of place when I left that plot element in the special, but it could've made sense if I went along with my first idea of a theme for S2. Instead of the set of Legends of the Hidden Temple, all the unaffected members could've been taken into space and the transported members would be taken into random locations. The first few episodes would've revolved around finding the missing members, and they would either assist Jjs with the challenges or they would just be assigned to the peanut gallery, but most importantly, the theme for S2 could've been similar to Star Trek. I pretty much abandoned that idea since I've gotten a newer idea that I thought would be better suited for UWS...and because I never seen anything of Star Trek in full and realized that I was better off with something that I was more familiar with, so thus Legends of the Hidden Temple became the theme for S2. Also, iirc, I conceived the original idea before the Hawk-formerly-known-as-ACS first came to SBC.
-RaeAndAnasRock was planned to last until the first merge challenge and MadameCat was planned to last until the alien hunting challenge before my guilt from continuing to write irrelevant TV.com members made me decide to eliminate her right after RAAR, write off both their portrayals completely, and then introduce a pair of OCs (which give you the idea that I could've also focused more on Goosey and Nathan's roles, but once again, the guilt that I faced in 2013 ate me alive, so I also wrote off their portrayals to leave room for an OC's role as the main antagonist of the season) that would end up being Malelimin and the original Hidden Underwater Triad. Then of course, I decided to write each of them off after the end of S2 when I realized how very out-of-place they felt in the series.
-While S2 was early in development, I had also already conceived some ideas for S3. At the time, I had no specific theme other than that it would return to the original S1 roots. Other than that, I had originally planned for SpongeSebastian and MadameCat to return. For reasons already clear, MC was shelved from the S3 cast while SpongeSebastian's dwindling activity gave me less of a reason to have him in the S3 cast.
-While S3 was in the production stages, JCM,  Fa, WWESpongefan, Supergameman28 were originally considered for the S3 cast with JCM as a member of Team Legendary and the latter three being members of Team Calamity respectively until Jjs suggested that I should condense the cast as he felt that 28 contestants felt a little too bloated for the season. This was very good advice, especially once you compare the constestant size for Waterfall and 4EverGreen's Total Cartoon Global Cruise (absolutely no offense to 4EG btw). With Fa in the peanut gallery and WWE & SGM28 playing very small roles on UWS, JCM would eventually become S3's main Aftermath co-host.
-While Jjs and I were reorganizing the cast of contestants for S3, PatBack would've originally had a spot as a member of Team Calamity. Jjs had also suggested for each team to have a captain, akin to the previous two seasons with OMJ,  terminoob, Clappy, and Cha being considered as captains for Calamity, Legendary, Maelstrom, and Valkyrie respectively.
-Before I decided to condense the quantity of S3's contestants, I had originally planned to have no Aftermath episodes for S3 and have one sole episode focusing on the peanut gallery.
-I also originally planned for S3 to be four episodes shorter than the previous two seasons, with almost every episode except the first ep and the PG ep dealing with an elimination. On top of that, one episode was outlined to have a triple elimination.
-Sand Stadium and the Poseidome were originally conceived as some of the SB locations for S3 while Channel Awesome, Google, Dramatic Static, and Memebase (yes, Memebase) were originally conceived for some of the Social Networking challenges.

S.P.O.N.G.E.B.O.B.:
-This spin-off miniseries was originally planned to have at least two seasons with around 26 episodes. "Determination," the series' subtitle, would've been only the subtitle for the first season. I had also unveiled episode titles for the full first season, but since it was presumably posted on a version of SBC that is now obsolete, it's safe to say that those titles are lost in the fire.

Sub-Tropical Academy:
-This spin-off's original episode count was narrowed down the more that I had slept on it. It went from being originally a 39 episode three season series, to a 26 episode two season series, and to, finally, a 13 episode series with only one season.

Tiki Land:
-Concept wise, very little about Tiki Land has changed overtime, but production-wise, this spin-off series started off as a collaboration project between me, Wumbo, teenj12, CNF1, and Box. Box would end up losing his spot in due to his feud with Nuggets to Sabre, but due to each of these members eventually becoming too busy with their personal lives and due to me taking my sweet time with developing this spin-off, Tiki Land ultimately became another one of my solo projects.

Red Flag Savior: Rebirth of a Storm:
-Very little has changed as well as for this spin-off during its writing process, but there were some unused ideas for it. First things first, Kinuyo was originally named Blair and her supernatural powers were originally sourced from her eyes.
-Deacon, one of Seymour's bodyguards who works alongside Kinuyo during the fight, was originally named Hilliard.
-Nike, the youngest of Seymour's bodyguards who will eventually serve a major role later in the story, was originally planned to be a young male named Sprig. Interestingly enough, Sprig was derived from the name the main character from Butch Hartman's failed Crash Nebula pilot, while also being a pun on "sprint." Because this was conceived during a controversial moment in Butch's career, Sprig was scrapped, but the concept regarding the powers of his jacket was kept. Additionally, before reinventing his character, I had renamed him to Ewan at one point.

There may be more to what I left in the cutting room floor, but for now, this is all that I have to share.

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Pokemon Sword and Shield drama; it sucks. But you want to know what really does suck? When it’s been years since the last game in the series of one of your other favorite Pokemon games and you’re still waiting for another game that’s of its type, I’d tell you. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, then let me paint a picture here: there’s always that particular Pokemon game that’s been on our minds. A Pokemon-related game so good, yet also underrated in its own right. We all have different ideas of what’s one of the most underrated Pokemon games, but do you know what I mean when I talk about underrated Pokemon games? Yeah, you know what I’m talking about… (*flashes images of PMD, Stadium, Battle Revolution, PokePark, and Rumble*) Pokemon Colosseum.

 

20. How I Would Write a New Pokemon Colosseum/XD Game

Yes, I am talking about Pokemon Colosseum, and to a larger extent, its sequel, Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness. Since XD’s release in 2005, it’s been 14 years since this small spin-off had made its return, and I’ve still been waiting for this type of game to return in its traditional form. As much as I hate to admit it myself, there may not ever be another Colosseum/XD game anytime soon, but at least in the midst of this whole SWSH drama, the fact that these recent games have been drawing parallels to the games to the point of acknowledgment from the fans is one thing that I’m glad to see. More acknowledgment means more demand for another C/XD type game, although I should be aware that there’s been more demand for another Stadium game for a longer time. So, while I have to face the facts that there is no new C/XD game anywhere in sight, there’s one thing I can do about it…by making my own C/XD game.

…Okay, so I’m not going to do that since I obviously don’t have the experience, and even if I did, I know it’s going to be hit hard by Nintendo’s lawyers. I will at least write about my own vision of a C/XD sequel. This will contain some of my own fresh ideas for a new C/XD game, so I assure you all that this will not try to feel like a retread to the original two games.

 

1. The Story and Characters

Now, my story to this game doesn’t start where XD left off with Ardos devising plans to reconstruct Cipher. It actually starts in another region that is connected west from Orre. In other words, this region, which I will refer to as “Ande,” is based on my own home state of California since Orre was based on Arizona.

The story takes places 3 years after XD. Before the imminent change of events, it has been that long since a sighting of Shadow Pokemon. The destruction of Cipher after Greevil’s defeat has allowed for Orre to issue a law that would immediately pass, the law in question bans illegal experimentation on Pokemon, with police across the board seeking to apprehend anyone who intends to reverse engineer Shadow Pokemon research and launch another SP outbreak. Despite the empty presence of Shadow Pokemon, the Ande region has started an organization meant to combat against the problem if it were to happen again; an organization known as The Pokemon Purification Agency (PPA). There, six trainers meet the ranks of becoming part of the group’s Shadow Pokemon purification squad.

Then finally, that’s where you, the player/player character, come in. You’ve just completed your training to be able to join five other young trainers in that position. Contrary to the original two games, you’re available to an additional gender option, as well as skin tone options, the latter having been present since Gen 6. Since the two games have been simplistic when it comes to their placeholder player character names (Wes and Michael), let’s continue this tradition with the playable characters. Let’s call them…I don’t know, Shawn and Hannah. Anyways, you’ve now just become part of the squad. You get your own snag machine, your own PDA, you get your typical Pokemon Trainer supplies, and as well as other PPA gadgets to help you in your quest to catch and purify Shadow Pokemon.

Because the two games tend to be creative or punny when it comes to its NPC names, the rest of the names that I’m going to be providing here are going to be of the like. Anyways, working alongside you in the squadron include Oneo, whose partner Riolu uses its aura reading abilities to detect Shadow Pokemon, Twotie, whose partner Spritzee uses its irresistible scent to get the attention of Shadow Pokemon and as well as their Trainers, Threetus, whose partner Magnemite emits sound pulses to receive a wavelength that is coming from Shadow Pokemon, Fourell, whose partner Spinarak examines Trainer battles in secret to seek suspicious fighting styles known to Shadow Pokemon before preventing the particular Pokemon and its Trainer from escaping with its spider webs, and lastly, Fivevia, whose partner Numel detects Shadow Pokemon through sensing their vibrations on the ground. Then there’s you as the player character, with your partner Rockruff, who tracks down Shadow Pokemon with its sense of smell.

Oneo serves as your feisty best friend. Twotie is the comforting and quiet one of the group. Threetus is the squad’s typical yet very polite nerd and battling expert. Fourell is the serious and logical member. Lastly, Fivevia serves as the big sister figure to the player character and shows the most affection towards Pokemon, especially when it comes to her partner, Numel.

Days after becoming a member of the purification squad, the agency is alerted with an anonymous video message from an uncharted land known as Aura Island. The mysterious adversary announces that they have found their own way of turning Pokemon into Shadow Pokemon, that they have produced them in vast numbers, and that they have sent them all across the Ande region. This prompts for you and your fellow squad members to dispatch to the nearest location with the presence of Shadow Pokemon before you’re enlisted to take care most of the job in capturing Shadow Pokemon roaming around the region.

Along the journey, there are four forces trying to stop you on your quest. There will be two villainous teams you’ll come across with the first being Team Void, who are following in the footsteps of Cipher, planning to use the sudden outbreak of Shadow Pokemon to their advantage and expand on their research on being able to produce more of them. The second is Team Silhouette, who plans to enforce regulations in protecting and advocating usage of Shadow Pokemon. Void’s leader is an adult man named Vicegor, a knowledge seeker on the Pokemon and an ex-breeder. Silhouette’s leader, Glirus, is around the player character’s age and is an ex-colosseum champion who was banned for cheating in his matches by enhancing his Pokemon, although not through means of turning them into Shadow Pokemon. Then there is a Pokemon hunter named…well…let’s call him Poatch (none of these OC names of mine would be final btw). Poatch curiously has his own snag machine and can use it to try and catch one of your own party members and temporarily turn them against you (this mechanic is going to be hard for me to explain). Finally, and because I can’t seriously forget him….there’s Miror B. He’s back again and about time too. And this time, he’s in the mood. (okay, he was always in the mood but you get my point) Miror B continues his own quest, along with Folly and Trudly, wandering around regions to find abnormally strong Pokemon. After hearing about the sudden outbreak of Shadow Pokemon in the Ande region, he and his team settle there before confronting the protagonist.

When reports of the Pokemon Purification Agency trying to stop the outbreak reach the ears of the two leaders of their group, Vicegor enforces his Void peons to settle in certain locations to try and defeat the protagonist while Glirus has five of his admins try to defeat the protagonist after each phase. Further into the game, the protagonist gets closer into conquering Void to the point where you reach their base before the fifth Silhouette admin’s fight. There, you are able to battle Vicegor himself. After his defeat, Vicegor ultimately decides to disband Void, leaving Silhouette to be taken care of next. The protagonist is then tasked to infiltrate Silhouette’s base to eventually face off against Glirus.

The first part of the game ends with Glirus’s defeat and Silhouette’s disbandment while the post-game begins with the leader of the Pokemon Purification Agency reporting the squad about an unknown area in the middle of the ocean far from Ande being shrouded in a deep black aura, that of course being Aura Island. The leader also reports to the protagonist that there are still a select few (or several, depending on your progress) Shadow Pokemon within the Andes region that need to be caught and purified. In addition, while focusing on the main task of finding and then thwarting the mysterious adversary, the agency’s leader then also tasks the protagonist to travel to the Orre region and talk to certain folk to help with his plan to build a laser beam of light (which requires energy from 100 purified Pokemon) to shine into Aura Island and make for a safe travel so that the protagonist can finish the job before the unknown mastermind unleashes their next and final step of their plan of a Shadow Pokemon uprising.

After catching all of the Shadow Pokemon in Ande, the moment would finally come for the protagonist to travel to Aura Island and confront the mastermind known as Flourisho. His intentions are unveiled before his fight, as he is revealed to have had a team of six Cipher-produced Shadow Pokemon kept under his wing. He lived amongst the Shadow Pokemon before becoming corrupted like them. His bond for his corrupted Pokemon grew strong enough for them to become pure Shadow Pokemon naturally. He challenges the protagonist with a pure, ultimate Shadow Pokemon of his own. After catching the Pokemon, Flourisho continues his fight against the protagonist with his full, original team of Shadow Pokemon. With Flourisho defeated and all of his Shadow Pokemon captured, the protagonist is urged to escape Aura Island while the crumbling darkness consumes Flourisho and the whole island before completely dissipating, ending the second and final part of the story, but it’s not until after purifying all the Shadow Pokemon that unlocks the true and final ending of the game. That I will leave for you guys to imagine what that will look like.

 

2.1. Mechanics/Features: Snagging

So now that I’ve delivered the synopsis to my own vision of a Colosseum/XD sequel game, it’s now time that I tell you guys how I would write its mechanics and features. While this follows some of the traditional elements from the original two games, I also have several new concepts to share for this personal sequel.

I’m going to get the most important things out of the way first. The battling style for this game is varied. Most of the battles would be singular, but some will contain double, triple, rotation, and even inverse battles.

Outside of Orre, there are at least 30 areas in the game to explore that are within the Ande region. There are seven areas that are exclusively boss battle areas, with six of them being the five Silhouette admin and Silhouette leader fights. The other boss area, while being larger than the other five boss areas, is Aura Island. At least six areas are the Pokespots while the rest are the primary Shadow Pokemon catching areas and the agency headquarters. There are six phases each to the Ande region quest, where you navigate through four areas before you fight a Team Silhouette admin. The one exception to this setup, of course, is the sixth and last phase which is a minimum of three areas including the Silhouette leader fight.

In each of the primary areas where you have to snag the Shadow Pokemon up until reaching Silhouette’s base, you are tasked with a specific number of how many that you must catch before you can return to the agency. After meeting that goal, you have the option to either return or stay in a particular area to try and find the rest of the Shadow Pokemon that are reportedly within it. Upon leaving, the Shadow Monitor feature in your PDA will update you with the Shadow Pokemon that you haven’t encountered in a particular area, courtesy from Threetus. Fainting a Shadow Pokemon would still cause for it to flee until you have the second chance to snag it from either Miror B or Poatch (I will get to that later), but in the case of which the player might not succeed the mission by being close to failing to snag Pokemon below the required number, there will be a gadget to ensure that you will clear each stage. Said gadget for the specific kind of case will automatically reverse the event of a Shadow Pokemon fainting by replenishing its health and it will do its job until the Pokemon is snagged and until the main objective is cleared.

Before any of you ask me if the two mechanics above sound familiar to you, that’s where I also talk about another familiar mechanic. Although, before I do, I want to talk about the main inspiration for these. These ideas do not come from an RPG like Pokemon, but rather from an underrated game with the similar collect them all/catch them all theme. Yeah, you know what I’m talking about… (*flashes images of Banjo-Kazooie, A Hat in Time, Battle for Bikini Bottom, and Super Mario Sunshine*) Ape Escape.

If you aren’t familiar with Ape Escape, I suggest that you familiarize yourselves with the main games, because they are criminally underrated. Just so you know where the influences from these games come from into writing my vision for this game, this is where I explain them. The main goal of Ape Escape is to catch a certain amount of monkeys in an area. Upon reaching the stage objective, you are automatically transported back to the main hub before you can either go back to one of the levels or go to the very next one. The games also have more than five phases for you to navigate your way through. Since the past two main games, each phase will end with a boss fight. These are the two ideas from the games that I’ve used for my personal Colosseum/XD sequel that I’m talking about. The inspirations don’t end there as I’m now getting to the icing of the cake. In my way of making the job of catching Shadow Pokemon feel less like a chore and in adding a little more fun to it, I’m introducing a feature to this game that’s mostly derived from the Ape Escape games: gadgets.

The more you progress in the Ape Escape games another gadget is added to your utility. This is the similar case for this fan sequel of Colosseum/XD. In this vision of my personal sequel, you start off with two core Shadow Pokemon snagging gear: the snag machine for catching and the aura reader headpiece for identifying the aura of the Pokemon while Ape Escape usually starts you off with the monkey net and the stun club. Below are my ideas of gadgets to use to help you on your Shadow Pokemon snagging quest:

-Snag Tracker: Obtainable during the first phase. It keeps track of how many Pokemon you have snagged and/or required to snag. Upon completing the main objective, a small split screen of it will appear where the screen glows green. Upon having fainted a certain amount of Shadow Pokemon and the tracker reaches its minimum number, it will repurpose into a Shadow Pokemon revitalizer, preventing any other SP from fainting in the moment that they do.
-Shadow Glass: Obtainable during the first phase. It is a magnifying glass that can see the trailing aura of near and far Shadow Pokemon outside of battle.
-PokeSpot Transporter: Obtainable during the second phase. This involves a much less tedious way of getting to the Pokespots by way of an instant, robotic Natu that will teleport you to the desired PokeSpot.
-Travel Gear: Obtainable during the second phase. Some areas will require you to tread water, climb rocky walls, fly up to higher ground, smash rocks, and of course, cut trees. While this is yet another gadget unrelated to snagging, this still makes for a convenient gadget. The required item for an obstacle will be automatically activated when using.
-Snag Stereo: Obtainable during the third phase. This gadget can be used to attract Trainers with Shadow Pokemon that are out of your reach by, what else, playing irresistible jams. Once the Trainer and their Shadow Pokemon are found out, it will result into an automatic battle. The gadget can also be used during the game’s bonding feature to help lower a Shadow Pokemon’s gauge. Of course, two of the songs included are Miror B’s two signature battle themes.
-Lucky Chip: Obtainable during the fourth phase. It is an attachment to your snag machine, which will slightly increase the odds of successfully snagging a Shadow Pokemon.
-Purification Seals: Obtainable during the fifth phase. It is an attachment for any Poke Ball of a snagged Shadow Pokemon, meant to increase the rate of its purification once applied.
-Bond Band: Obtainable during the sixth phase. It is the last gadget to receive and it is the the only item that can be held by a Shadow Pokemon. Upon activating it on your Shadow Pokemon in-battle, they will unleash a powerful non-Shadow move, which, in the end of the turn, would cause for its heart gauge to go down by one-third.

So, let’s now deviate from the Ape Escape influences for one good moment and introduce yet another mechanic to snagging. It is one of my own ideas and it’s a little something that I’d like to call “Snag Moves.” You’ll be able to start utilizing these as early as later into the first phase. Snag Moves are non-damaging attacks that can be linked to a Pokemon in your party. They can only be used once, they can only be used against Shadow Pokemon, the moves cause a certain effect that will temporarily prevent them from attacking, and they can slightly increase the odds of successfully snagging them. You can learn a variety of the moves from certain NPCs including your five co-members of the purification squad, the leader of the agency, and as well as defeated opponents like Vicegor, Glirus, the five Silhouette admins, Poatch, and of course, Miror B. I can’t write up every possible one of these, but here are six Snag Moves that I’ve had in mind.

-Snag Sensory (Oneo): Controls the black aura within the minds of Shadow Pokemon to make them unable to use a move for one turn.
-Snag Fumes (Twotie): Creates a smokescreen of incense to overwhelm a Shadow Pokemon, enough to prevent it from using a move for one turn.
-Snag Pulse (Threetus): Creates a noise harsh enough for a Shadow Pokemon to be unable to listen to a Trainer’s orders for one turn.
-Snag Trap (Fourell): Forms a sticky web strong enough to hinder a Shadow Pokemon from using a move for one turn.
-Snag Pit (Fivevia): By way of creating a tremor, this move forms a pit for a Shadow Pokemon to temporarily get trapped under, preventing it from using a move for one turn.
-Snag Samba (Miror B.): Conjures a rhythmic spell for a Shadow Pokemon to be enchanted by, causing for it to be distracted into a dance for two turns.

For Shadow Pokemon left unsnagged, that is a job done by the other five squad members. There will be a 1 in 5 chance that one of your co-squad members will call you, telling you that they snagged a Shadow Pokemon in a certain area and that they would like for you to come over at said area to lend it to you, after you return to the agency. Visiting one of your comrades, they will hand deliver the Shadow Pokemon and have a talk with you before offering you a little friendly Pokemon battle. Each squad member will have their own respective day to contact you: Oneo on Mondays, Twotie on Tuesdays, Threetus on Wednesdays, Fourell on Thursdays, and Fivevia on Fridays.

For runaway Shadow Pokemon, they will end up being caught by either Miror B or Poatch and you’ll have to snag the Shadow Pokemon from either of the two Trainers by scoping them out and then battling them. The leader of the agency will report you about Miror B being sighted with a Shadow Pokemon on Saturdays, while the leader will report to you about Poatch on Sundays.

Because Poatch has his own snag machine, he will have the ability to try and snag your own Pokemon or the Shadow Pokemon that you have caught. Normal Pokemon would turn against your party members until they are re-captured by you. If the opponent is one of your own, your party members, except non-purified Shadow Pokemon, will refuse to use moves against it. Your normal/purified Pokemon also have a 50-50 chance of ignoring Poatch's orders. Shadow Pokemon taken by Poatch will obey for every turn, and they are also required to be re-captured for you to end your battle against Poatch.

 

2.2. Mechanics/Features: Shadow Pokemon and Purification

Alright, that’s enough for the snagging features. Now \let’s go over some of my ideas for the purification mechanic. You’ll already be introduced to purification during the start of the game, by way of a Relic Stone outside of the PPA headquarters. After defeating the first Silhouette admin, you’ll be re-introduced to the Purify Chamber from XD. Then, after defeating the fourth Silhouette admin, you’ll be introduced to a new method for purification known as Purify Performance. This new method will allow for you to purify up to three Shadow Pokemon at once. It is a rhythm-based minigame where you and the Pokemon partake in a recital that will bring them closer to restoring its memories and opening the door to their hearts the more that you succeed until they are ready to be purified.

Other ways to purify Shadow Pokemon include lending them to one of your co-squad members. Once your PDA notifies you that a Shadow Pokemon’s heart gauge is completely down, the squad member will give the Pokemon back to you, purified. In addition, you can only do this once a day for each of the five co-squad members.

Finally, there are more methods to help with a Shadow Pokemon’s heart gauge. In inclusion to the Purification Seals and the Bond Bands gadgets, there’s a feature in the vein of Pokemon Amie, Refresh, and Camp, whereas you can bond with even your Shadow Pokemon. Do I have a name for it? So far, I don’t. And while Shadow Pokemon most of the time won’t get along with regular Pokemon for this bonding feature, bonding with them will lower their meter to a certain length. It will depend on how much time you spend with the Shadow Pokemon.

Now let’s move onto the additional features for the Shadow Pokemon themselves. Shadow moves will not be OP like they were in XD and will do regular damage for all types, unless in the case of moves like Shadow Half. Shadow moves will remain least effective on Shadow Pokemon, but there will be new Shadow moves that can do super-effective damage on other Pokemon, based on their type. This is the part where I introduce the idea of dual Shadow and traditional Pokemon type moves. This is the least that I’ve come up with for all 18 types:

Bug: Shadow Swarm
Dark: Shadow Ploy
Dragon: Shadow Rage
Electric: Shadow Bolt (returning from XD), Shadow Spark
Fairy: Shadow Dust
Fighting: Shadow Jab
Fire: Shadow Fire (returning from XD), Shadow Torch
Flying: Shadow Swoop
Ghost: Shadow Fright
Grass: Shadow Root
Ground: Shadow Fault
Ice: Shadow Chill (returning from XD), Shadow Frost
Normal: Shadow Crush
Poison: Shadow Venom
Psychic: Shadow Seer
Rock: Shadow Rubble
Steel: Shadow Shaft
Water: Shadow Scour

As for the grand total of Shadow Pokemon that I would intend to put into this game, I don’t have a specific number in mind, but I think the best possible number of Shadow Pokemon would be between 200 and 250. It shouldn’t be too limited and it shouldn’t feel too greedy.

 

2.3. Mechanics/Features: Everything else

Now let’s wrap up talk of the features by going through the last of them that I have conceived. First off, there’s the Orre sidequest. What can you do while travelling through the region you might ask? After reaching it through sea, you’ll start your journey at Gateon Port. You will be tasked to talk to certain Orre inhabitants. The first two NPCs you’ll be required to speak to is Makan and Perr. Afterwards, you’ll then make your way to Kaminko’s House, get past his aide, Chobin, and receive permission to use the Robo Kyogre to pilot across Aura Island. After being able to access a few more sites, you’ll eventually go to Pyrite, where you’ll then have to speak to ONBS reps Secc and Nett for assistance. While in Pyrite, you will receive news of former Silhouette peons settling in the region in attempts to reform the group. This will prompt for you to travel the S.S. Libra crash site and then the old, abandoned Cipher Shadow Pokemon Lab to apprehend them. Eventually, you will obtain access to the Pokemon HQ Lab where you’ll meet the last couple to talk to for assisting in creating the PPA’s laser beam, those two of course being Krane and Lily.

Other things you can do in Orre include going to Phenac City to battle Justy, going to the defunct Cipher Key Lair to engage in a double battle with Eldes and Ardos, going to the Snagem Hideout to battle Gonzap, and taking the challenge at Mt. Battle. However, while Mt. Battle is a returning feature for the game, there are a few twists. Mt. Battle would now require for you to do 10 consecutive battles before saving your progress at a rest house. Excluding Vander and the final battler, the rest of the area leaders are important NPCs, old and new. They include Cail, Chobin, Agnol, and the five former Silhouette admins. You can also reaccess the Pyrite Cave and while the old entrance is still blocked off, you’ll still be able to access it though a new underground pass. Making your way through the cave, you’ll come across a spot where you’ll offer a match/rematch with foes old and new: Dakim, Venus, Ein, Lovrina, Snattle, Gorigan, Miror B, and Poatch. Getting to talk to each of the former Cipher and neo-Cipher admins will reveal that they had developed a change a heart over the years (all except Ein, who, along with Ardos, still appears to hold a bitter grudge of Cipher’s destruction), having learned to appreciate their own Pokemon through seeing their inner strengths. Talking to Miror B and Poatch will reveal that they both given up on Shadow Pokemon and trying to seek Pokemon that would match their skills (Additionally, Poatch would also be shown to have discarded his prototype snag machine).

Among the few things in Orre from the original two games that will be closed off are the three PokeSpots. They aren’t demolished, but still they are inaccessible. Duking will make his return as well, but as an ambassador for the PokeSpots in the Ande region. The Hexagon Brothers from XD will also make a return, but as associates for Team Void. Each member would also now appear in separate areas until they are all defeated one by one and retreat to Void’s Shadow Pokemon Lab, where they can all be rematched.

While I’m still on the topic of PokeSpots, that’s another feature that I can’t forget to mention. They would make a return for this game, but there will now be six of them and each will have more variety compared to the three PokeSpots in XD.

And because I also shouldn’t forget about this game’s starter, aside from providing you with extra help in scoping out Shadow Pokemon, your Rockruff will be accessed to newly introduced variations of its forms upon evolving into Lycanroc. These variations include Dawn Lycanroc, Morning Lycanroc, and Late Night Lycanroc (not to be confused with Midnight Lycanroc). They are all transferable (except in SW/SH, of course).

Finally, and I know that I can NEVER forget about this, since this is my idea for the game, I would ensure that every single Pokemon are programmed in the game, for the ever-loving sake of keeping the Pokemon fanbase from tearing itself apart any further.

 

3. Conclusion

And there you have it, this is all that I have to share about my idea for a new Colosseum/XD game, on top of a sequel. I don’t know when there will be another game like C/XD, or if there will ever be another, but I could still only dream. If it were to happen though, I think it’s safe to say that a third Stadium game would have to happen first, because I know for sure that people are clamoring more for that. If you didn’t know how much I missed Colosseum and XD before then, the fact that I’ve written a near full-fledged idea for its sequel will tell you so. And please, don’t take any of this completely to heart. This is not meant to be presented as some kind of pitch. This is just me expressing my own ideas for a new, hypothetical C/XD game.

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21. CrITic

It's the day after the 40th anniversary of Pink Floyd's "The Wall" album. Before any of you ask, no, the bottom 20 NC reviews project is not done yet and at the current rate I'm in, it would probably take another month for the review to be written out. So, here's a re-post of the silly short story that won me this year's Scary Story Contest. This was something that I wrote on a whim. No part of this is meant to be taken seriously, nor is it meant to reflect my personal opinions of NC and Doug Walker. It was a dumb, satirical story about the Nostalgia Critic, but since it's the dumb NC satire that people on here enjoyed reading, I have no regrets writing this. If you will, consider this re-post as a preview to my bottom 20 NC reviews...review. I added a little something extra to the story, which wasn't present from my Octerrorfest submission. It's a small detail, so I'll give away that you'll find it at the very end of the text.

A black-hooded man in a dark, back-lit apartment room lays motionless in front of his piano, which had his microphone attached to it. Per usual for this person, his face was obscured by the darkness of the room.

The man in the hood gave a slightly annoyed sigh. Then he finally spoke, “Well, you wouldn’t think that I would be bringing this back, but welcome to Todd in the Shadows’s music reviews: the spooktacular edition!” As he said this, the title in question briefly appeared on-screen in big, wavy, and orange letters.

Look, I know I’ve given up on trying finding Halloween-themed material for my reviews not too long ago,” he continued. “Still, like every year, I have to show my Halloween spirit, see?”

Pictures of the reviewer’s dogs then appeared on-screen, sporting a costume of their own.

“Once again, I’ve dressed up my dogs,” said Todd, the pop music critic. “Now, this is actually going to be different from my usual reviews. Sometimes, you ought to challenge yourself a bit. Although, I’m only doing this because people have been sharing me this story left to right on Twitter and I just don’t know what to say about it. Apparently, it has something do with the Nostalgia Critic. I don’t care…about him, I mean. I haven’t spoken with him since he shot himself, alongside me and a lot of other internet critics, into space. There was something to do with destroying the Plot Hole. …I got turned into a robot, if I remember correctly. Those were weird times. ...Or maybe it was since that Les Mis' review that I appeared in. Of course, I don’t usually remember every review I’ve done or have been in.”

Todd shrugged on his previous statement before he leaned down to pick up pieces of printed paper.

“I have the story, by the way. From what I’ve read, it deals with how people in a small town of Chicago have been mysteriously dying and how it may be linked to the Nostalgia Critic. This was written by someone whose little brother got murdered. It sounds pretty spooky, doesn’t it? Then the kid’s brother said he got more information after the critic paid himself a visit with him and…I just don’t know what to think. So I thought I’d look into this story with a more thoughtful analysis. How this review is going to work is that I will read the story myself, and then, you know…I’ll review it. I am a critic, so I will be the judge of whether this feels genuine or if this is just some myth.”

It’s not a music review, but if people want me to raise awareness about this, then fuck it. Let’s dive right into this tale.”

As Todd narrated the story, the scene of his apartment room fades into a flashback to the where it took place.

 

It was a stormy day when I let my brother Georgie outside to go play with his paper boat. I didn’t know what came afterwards until the critic reinterpreted it all through a skit. He had two puppets that he named Malcolm and Tamara to masquerade as something in his dramatization. He had Malcolm portray a puddle while Tamara portrayed my little brother.

As Georgie was playing with his boat, it eventually fell down a storm drain and he wanted to get it back. That’s when he saw…It. Inside of that storm drain, he was the Nostalgia Critic. In his usual, whimsical way, he said to my little brother…

“Hello Georgie, I’m the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don’t have to.”

Of course, the Nostalgia Critic was portrayed by none other than his own self. Georgie knew not to trust an eccentric critic that he never knew, but then the critic continued to tempt him.

“Come on, don’t you want something…awesome?” The critic then asked.

“I’m not supposed to talk to strangers,” Georgie said to him. “I’m not supposed to take stuff from them either. My dad said so.”

“You’re a very smart kid to follow your father’s good advice, you know,” the critic replied. “I’m the fucking Nostalgia Critic, representative for Channel Awesome, and the funniest critic on the internet. You are...Georgie. Wow, some personality you have, but now we know each other.”

Georgie was still feeling fazed from the conversation he was in with the internet critic, but his grimacing smile was too much for him not to ignore and there was one important thing that he had to remind him about.

“Wait! You can’t possibly leave this behind, can’t you?” The critic uttered.

Georgie was ecstatic enough to see that the critic held on to the paper boat that fell in the storm drain, but the Nostalgia Critic couldn’t give it to him right away or let him return home for he had some things to offer him.

“Down here are some of the most awesome things you’ll ever see,” the critic continued.

“Well, Pokemon is awesome,” Georgie then said to the internet critic.

“Oh, you love those little fuckers, don’t you?” The critic replied, visibly angry. “Down here, you can see them getting murdered to a pulp! …But it’s not so bad down here. I’ve got reviews of any kind. I’ve got reviews of Happy Madison films, Stephen King movies, I have a thinkpiece on my opinion of Hollywood whitewashing, and Christmas reviews- God, do I fucking love Christmas! Oh yeah, I have clipless reviews too.”

“Are they funny?” Georgie then asked.

“Oh yes Georgie…they’re funny. …So, are you going to take your boat back or what? I’m supposed to get back to finish editing several of my video projects in the next five minutes, including my half-assed review of The Rise of Skywalker!”

However, when Georgie reached over for his paper boat, the Nostalgia Critic picked up his gun and shouted:

“Heil Hitler!”

The critic shot my little brother several times and left him next to the storm drain to die from blood loss. Later that day, police told us about the dead body and days later, we arranged a funeral in his memory. Now, just recently, I encountered the critic face to face. He provided me with his skit on how my little brother died. Afterwards, he taunted me about it, saying...

“You remember Georgie, don’t you? I remember what I did to him…so you don’t have to.”

After that, the Nostalgia Critic just disappeared. From what I believe, he’s gone off to find others to threaten or kill. This is the end of my story and I will use it to raise awareness to anyone who could become a victim to…”it.” Sure, it may sound uncanny that a serial killer could be in the form of the once beloved internet critic, but I guarantee you all that I tell no lies.

 

Todd in the Shadows appeared again inside his apartment room, having finished the story.

“Well, that was the scary story that I’ve decided to waste my own time reading,” said Todd. “Do I think it’s genuine? People on the internet, you know…they tend to come up with some of the craziest things. This doesn’t sound like something that truly happened, because this is a very crazy story, but not in a good way of saying it. That’s my review.”

Upon making his previous statement, Todd inched his chair back and finished, “I’m Todd in the Shadows. I remember it so you don’t ha….” He stopped as he realized what he was going to say. “Happy Halloween, yeah, that was I was meant to say.”

Todd stood up from his chair, turned off his camera, and went inside his apartment bathroom to look at the mirror. However, unveiling his face in front of the mirror, he appeared to be…the Nostalgia Critic.

“Oh Todd, I didn’t have to go and play as you in a skit to cease your existence, but it was part of my plan to deceive your fans,” the critic gloated. "All in all, you're just another brick in the wall. Soon, everyone else will end up the same by becoming the same image of me. Then, I will be the one critic on the internet that people will watch…so they don’t have to watch anyone else.”

The Nostalgia Critic returned a malicious smile to the mirror and, to create a dramatic effect, flickers the lights off.

 

THE END???

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