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  1. Squidward: Greetings, viewers! My name is Squidward Tentacles and welcome to the first episode of Squidward Chat! Today, I'm honored to introduce our special guest... S: Well, It's a start...
  2. Presenting a very crude take on what is perhaps the most popular game in the SpongeBob SquarePants library! A teacher with murder in her eyes, socks in questionable condition, oblitherating the fourth wall like there's no tomorrow and lots and lots of screaming! What more could you ask for? Are ya ready kids? Probably not, but let's go anyway! Literally just a random idea for a spin-off/lit (it's based on SB but on a game, so...does that still qualify for Spin-Off status? I am confused. ) that hit me the other day when I woke up and I was like, "Damn, let's do it and see what happens." Basically, it's gonna be a lot of stupid fun. Like...really stupid, goofy fun. I am calling it "Nonsensical" for a reason. Unlike a lot of what I usually write, this is way more laid back and goofy in nature and just provides me an opportunity to be free as I virtually take the mickey out of a beloved video game. Rated PG-13 because it turns out I am a sailor mouth when it comes to stupid fun and I don't want to take any chances with a lower rating. In terms of the actual content, it's not really gonna delve into anything explicitly violent/sexual, hence why I've opted for PG-13 as opposed to Mature. Will upload the first chapter - the opening - soon enough. Again, this will be weird...this will be stupid...but that is the point...because...why not? No sponges, sea stars or squirrels were harmed during the conceptualization of this written work. Unfortunately said sponge, sea star and squirrel did cause emotional harm to an octopus on set.
  3. (I figured since I did this on SBM, I'd just go ahead and write it here!) WARNING: The Following Creepypasta Contains: Violence Graphic and/or Unnerving Images References or Depictions of Blood/Death Dark and/or Disturbing Imagery Viewer Discretion is Advised Yes, I’m writing my first creepypasta about Spongebob, as a Halloween story. This is my very first one, so please don’t be harsh if you don’t like it. And this will be posted in separate parts. Enjoy! Squidward’s Visit – Alternate Part 1 – The DVD Remember the Spongebob episode, Squid’s Visit, the one where Spongebob tries to get Squidward to visit his house? Remember how extremely dark and creepy it was? It turns out that this episode in particular has an original, much more disturbing version to it. I was walking through an old video store one day, when I found some Spongebob DVDs. There were some DVDs like Nautical Nonsense and Sponge Buddies, Tide and Seek, Sea Stories, Lost at Sea, etc. But, there was one DVD that had caught my eye. It was a DVD named Scaredy Pants, I Was A Teenage Gary, and other Spooky Sea Tales. Like the others, it was around 5 dollars, so I decided to buy it. Once I brought it home, I looked at the episodes on the DVD. The episodes on the disk were Scaredy Pants, I Was A Teenage Gary, Graveyard Shift, Shanghaied, Nasty Patty, Ghost Host, Squidbob TentaclePants, Night Light, and Spongehenge. Their were actually a few bonus episodes as well; BlackJack, Krab-borg, Doing Time, Funny Pants, and then Squid’s Visit. I watched the full set up to the bonus episodes, and everything seemed normal. Then I watched the bonus episodes, and one thing seemed out of place; in some scenes in episodes like BlackJack and Krab-borg, the color looked as if it was filmed in olden times, like the 1960’s, and it would flicker a little bit. It looked a little like this: But other than that, it was normal, at least until I got to the last episode, Squid’s Visit…
  4. Here it is: my final literature and writing on SBC in general. This will be a limited edition 12-part miniseries. It's a mix of Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones, and Breath of the Wild, with some other surprise breadcrumbs of influence in there, so if you like any of those, you may like this. Or if not, cross your fingers and hope there's something in here you may like. Synopsis: OWM wakes up in a mysterious, fantasy version of SBC, with no memory of his past. The land of "SBC" is divided into four kingdoms, and at the center of them is a powerful "light". OWM soon meets several new friends, and in hopes of getting his memories back, aids them on their quest to investigate a mysterious force from beyond threatening the kingdoms, while the kingdoms are at conflict over control of this "light". Coming this month. Now here's a trailer that probably doesn't relate to this at all:
  5. Cards Against Humanity dictated that Bran Flakes would be the next big thing. Well, it probably won't be. This isn't very good.
  6. Hello everyone. Remember my first story every written on sbc and that was for a contest called "Creation Glory"? For those who don't remember, here's the link to it. I wanna make a follow up to the story that will conclude what I've set up almost year ago, despite me wanting to leave that story for how it was back then. To summarize If you don't wanna read. Those who weren't included in the first story, this is your moment to shine! and there'll be twists and turns to my original story. The miniseries will have 5 episodes and I hope you all enjoy it. Hopefully I'll get it done without delaying it.
  7. Well, predictably, I didn't win the Creation Glory topic AGAIN; but, whatever! I can't do anything about the way this episode has been formatted without also changing the way the text looks, so just bear with it for this chapter. For your reading pleasure, and what shall be my very first entry into what shall become known as the Nintendo-verse, here is the pilot episode of “Star Fox: The Lylat Wars!” Chapter 1: Desperado Words appear on the screen, and they are narrated by a robotic, male voice. He says: “The universe is an untamed, wild space, teeming with life, planets, asteroids, and many kinds of cosmic dangers.” The words disappear, and we see a tall, silver robot, with two purple eyes standing in the cargo room of a large spaceship. In the same voice, the robot says: “I am ROB 64, technician robot, and repair engineer, of what is perhaps the best known squadron of peacekeepers in the Lylat System. These space pilots, call themselves the Star Fox Squadron, named after the leader of the Squadron, Fox McCloud. Of course, this ride has never been a smooth and easy one. There have been many perils for them to face. Perhaps it is best if I start at the beginning, when Fox was just starting the Cornerian Academy of Flight School, where he first met his crew, and how I fit into the picture.” / The spaceship disappears, and the viewers are taken into a vast, busy, alien city, filled with all kinds of anthropomorphic alien animals, going about their busy life. It is clearly a futuristic city, and words on the screen reads: “Planet Corneria of the Lylat System, Corneria City, 2175, three years ago.” The action focuses on a futuristic space car, with an adult, female fox, and her teenaged son. The son says: “But mom, I don't understand WHY I have to join the Cornerian Academy of Flight School!” And the action briefly pauses, and statistics ABOUT this fox are shown on screen! They read: “Fox McCloud. Age 18 Male, Gender Orientation, Straight. Hobbies, flying and racing anything that moves. Dislikes: Anything generally evil!” The action resumes, and Fox's mother says: “Now, Fox, the Cornerian Academy of Flight School will be a good thing for you! Besides, you HAVE to take this school in order to get your official Pilot's license! You don't want to have to sneak around, and go to that underground training facility that I KNOW you go to when you say you're going to the Holographic Library!” Fox says: “First off, the training facility is NOT underground, it's just unaccredited! And secondly, it's not like I'm doing anything illegal!” Fox's mother says: “Regardless, I expect you to do your best at this school. Your father, James McCloud went here when he was your age. And besides, I hear that James' old team-mate, Peppy Hare, is a teacher here! You should be able to learn a lot of interesting things from him!” Fox says: “I'd rather learn a lot of interesting things from my father. It's been ten years since he disappeared. All anyone knows is that he was last heard, going to the planet Venom, in order to apprehend the evil Ape scientist Andross, and he hasn't been heard from since!” Fox's Mother says: “You think it's been tough for you? It's been tough for me, as well! A single mother, of my age and skills, has had to take on SO many various odd jobs, in order to keep your passion of learning how to fly, funded! You're LUCKY that you were considered to join this Academy, they don't take just ANY tool with an interest in flying!” Fox says: “I wish you wouldn't call them, 'Tools', they prefer to be called 'Flight Enthusiasts'. And don't get me wrong, Renarde, it's not that I'm ungrateful, far from it. It's just that, I'm not even sure I'm going to fit in there.” Fox's Mother says: “I didn't mean anything by calling them 'Tools', and why do you always have to say my name when you're mad?” Fox says: “I don't ALWAYS say your name when your mad, just often! And besides, who would even be going to this school, that I could possibly TALK to?!” And as if to answer his question, a hover motorbike goes whizzing PAST him, jolting their ride! Fox loudly asks: “Who was THAT?!!!” The action focuses on the futuristic motorbiker, and it's revealed to be a tall, blue bird! Statistics about this bird are shown on screen! They read: “Falco Lombardi. Age 19 Male, Gender Orientation, Still Experimenting. Hobbies, being fast, being first, taking action. Dislikes: Being saved, and having to give compliments for being saved!” Falco Lombardi shouts: “Watch where YOU'RE flying, and GET out of MY way!” In his car, Fox says: “Now I wonder where HE got his motorbike license?! Certainly not from around HERE, I should think!” The car stops in front of a very high-tech flight school, and they see Falco's motor-bike, parked not too far away! As Fox gets out of the car, Renarde says: “Don't tell me that tall punk is going to school here?! This is a respectable Academy!” Fox says: “Mom, I think I can handle this! If that guy is the WORST I have to worry about, I think I'm going to be okay!” Renarde says: “I know you will! Hugs and kisses!” Fox says: “MOM! Do I have to?” Renarde says: “A moment of embarrassment, is FAR easier to deal with, than a LIFETIME of regrets!” Fox rolls his eyes, but he groans, and says: “FINE!!!!” And he consents to his mother hugging and kissing him! Renarde says: “I'll be doing Tech Support at the Hyper Internet Facility today! I'll probably won't be back until late! There's a pre-made dinner in the fridge if you get hungry! Don't take any wooden space nickels, and when in doubt, trust your instincts! Your father always used to say that!” Fox says: “Trust your instincts, that sounds about right! All right, I'll get myself home, and I won't wait up for you! I love you!” Fox goes into the building, and Renarde yells: “I love you to, son!” And as Fox disappears out of sight, Renarde rolls up her call window, and she finishes saying: “If you only knew HOW much!” / Fox rushes inside, and he accidentally bumps into an anthropomorphic, green, amphibian toad wearing a red hat! A bunch of hyper flash drives that the toad had been carrying fly out of his hands! Fox says: “Sorry, I didn't see you there.” The toad sounds like a surprisingly young boy, despite CLEARLY being old enough to be in the Cornerian Academy of Flight, and he says: “Don't worry about it, you're not the FIRST to bump into and/or cause damage to me without really noticing me.” The action briefly pauses, and statistics about this amphibian are shown on screen! They read: Bullfrog “Slippy” Toad. Age 18 Male, Gender Orientation, Surprisingly Straight, Hobbies, writing, calculating, uncovering statistics, building new things. Dislikes: Being hit, being noticed in a negative way, and being made fun of, especially when it happens often. Fox says: “You sound, strangely young! Are you even old enough for this school, Mr.; what is your name, anyways?” The toad says: “Oh, my name is Bullfrog, but everyone calls me 'Slippy', on account on how I'm always being made to slip up, and it's not even my fault most of the time. For some reason, I always seem to be the target of cruel, malicious pranks. Needless to say, my dad, Jeremiah, is very over-protective of me, and so is my mother, Belinda. You know, like the singer? But not the same woman.” Fox says: “Well, at least you still HAVE both of your parents with you! You're lucky in THAT department!” Slippy says: “First time anybody has ever called ME lucky! Uh, do you think you can help me with picking up these Hyper Flash Drives?” Fox says: “Sure, it's the least I can do for a fellow student!” Fox helps Slippy pick the Hyper Flash Drives up, and Slippy says: “You know, I'm actually the first in my family to go to the Cornerian Flight Academy, probably on account that I got Straight A's and everything. I graduated Valedictorian of my class. Of course, I got pelted with a bunch of tomatoes because of my youthful sounding voice. It's kind of weird, but my voice has always sounded this way. It's never really changed, and I doubt that it ever will. My dad, Jeremiah, his nickname was Bullfrog, and he wanted me to follow in his steps. So much for THAT dream happening! Oh, forgive me! I'm, talking too much, aren't I?” Fox says: “Oh, I don't care if you talk! I mean, if we're going to be spending time at this Academy together, it would help if we knew more about each other! You know, I bet you're not used to having friends who have your back.” Slippy says: “Not really, no.” Fox says: “Well, it's not like I'm a slouch in the academic department, but building new things is not my greatest strength. I can help you out in the social department, and you can show me how to build stuff. Does that sound like a good deal?” Slippy says: “It's the best deal that I've ever gotten!” Fox says: “Then it's settled! So, I'll be your friend, at least, as long as we go to this Academy together. After that, I'm not sure WHAT'S going to happen!” Slippy says: “Well, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it! Now, I got to get these Hyper Flash Drives to the Flight Instructor!” Fox says: “I'll go with you. I have to introduce myself to him, anyways!” Fox and Slippy enter into a large, futuristic auditorium, where a lot of the other students, various anthropomorphic animal aliens of all shapes and sizes, have come to gather for Orientation Day on the first day of the Cornerian Flight Academy! They're all chattering, until a tall, brown, anthropomorphic alien rabbit steps onto the upper platform, and stands behind the podium! And in a disciplined, but friendly voice, he says: “May I have your attention, please?” The action briefly pauses, and statistics about this instructor are shown on screen! They read: Peppy Hare. Age 42 Male, Gender Orientation, Widowed, Hobbies, Teaching, Instructing, Inspiring, and Complimenting. Dislikes: Being slow, and being reminded of a certain “Meme” that he just wants everything to FORGET already! The Instructor says: “Welcome to your first day at the Cornerian Flight Academy School! I am your head instructor, Peppy Hare! Before we go any further, I think we all a big round of applause to our fearless leader of this planet, General Pepper, for providing the funding needed, for our Academy to proceed this year! And a bunch of the students applaud, but a familiar voice says: “He's not so special!” Fox turns around, and he says: “Oh, it's YOU again! You cut me and my mom off EARLIER!!!!” Falco is shown on-screen, and he pretends to think about it, and he says: “Sorry, I don't remember.” Fox says: “Seriously?!” Falco says: “You see, for you, getting cut off by Falco Lombardi was a significantly important moment in your day. But for me, it was a Tuesday.” Fox sarcastically laughs, and he says: “Ha, ha! That's FUNNY!” Than Fox seriously says: “I NEVER heard THAT one before! Now, why don't you do everyone here a favor, and go back to the streets where you come from!” Falco says: “That's going to be pretty difficult, seeing as how I choose a different street to make my lodgings, such as they are, every single night.” Fox asks: “So, why come here?” Falco says: “Isn't it obvious? I need to get my official Pilot's License, so I can fly away from this two-bit town, and earn some REAL money!” Fox asks: “Don't you need your parent's permission to do that FIRST?!” Falco scoffs, and he says: “As if! By the time I was ten, both of my parents were dead, leaving me alone. Although truthfully, I've always been alone. And I've never been able to relate to anybody, let alone someone like you. Speaking of, I don't even know what YOUR name even is!” Fox says: “I'm Fox McCloud, and I'm going to be the best fighter pilot in the Lylat System!” Falco says: “That's funny, it almost sounded like you said that YOU were going to be the best fighter pilot in the Lylat System, when that's what I'M going to do! And your first name is seriously FOX?!!!” Fox says: “My dad was really cool at being a fighter pilot, but lame when it came to giving me a first name. And I seriously doubt that you're going to be a fighter pilot. You don't even have the right credentials to be here!” Falco says: “Really? Read them and weep!” And he displays a holographic display of an Approval for the Cornerian Flight Academy! Slippy takes a look at it, and he says: “Wait a minute! This is a FORGERY!!!!” Falco says: “It is NOT! How would YOU know, anyways?!” Slippy says: “Because I've got all the ORIGINAL submissions and test applications on these Hyper Flash Drives, I've looked at every single ONE of those submissions, and I know that the ORIGINAL submission that you're passing off as your own was given to Peppy, who gave them to me to review, and the ORIGINAL submission was by one promising applicant named Wolf O'Donnell! He's ALMOST as good as you are, Fox! Speaking of, I don't see Wolf O'Donnell anywhere!” Falco says: “That's because he's a little indisposed at the moment!” Fox says: “How do YOU know that?!” Falco scoffs, and says: “PFFT!!!! You can't make ME, tell YOU anything I don't WANT to!” Peppy says: “You don't have to. ROB 64!” ROB 64 walks into the scene, and the action briefly pauses, as ROB 64 narrates: “Here's where I first come into the picture. I wouldn't find out about the other details that happened between Fox and the others until later, but here's where I first brought the promising fighter pilots together for the very first time!” The action resumes, only for it to quickly pause again, as stats about ROB 64 are displayed onscreen! They read: ROB 64. Age: Originally Manufactured 1985 A.C.E. (After Cornerian Establishment), Upgraded Modifications added 1997 A.C.E., identifies as Male, Gender Orientation, Classified, Hobbies: Scanning, Maintenance, Repairs, Identifying the Truth. Dislikes, Being blasted at, Having to be Repaired, Being Lied to. Peppy says: “ROB 64, please scan Falco Lombardi for the truth! ROB 64 says: “Action confirmed. Scanning for truth, now!” And his eyes glow a strange purple, onto Falco's head, and after a few moments, ROB 64 says: “Truth found. Falco Lombardi engaged in a shoot-out with Wolf O'Donnell, shot one of his EYES out, stole his submission form, and altered it so that he can enter the Academy in his stead!” Peppy says: “That's a capital offense, Falco! What are you trying to pull, here?!” Falco says: “But, that's UNFAIR! You don't know what it's like living on the street! I wasn't BORN into a life of luxury like SOME of you!” Slippy says: “Do you think I live a life of luxury? I have had to study numerous HOURS to get as smart as I am today!” Fox says: “And I've been researching space-ships in flight, aerial maneuvers, and flying techniques since I was only five! You can't JUST become a fighter pilot, especially NOT with an attitude like the one you have right now!” Falco says: “What's WRONG with the way I act?!” Peppy says: “You know, ordinarily, an offense like the one you pulled, Falco, is punishable by time in a hyper-cell on the Meteor Prison, for a minimum of four cycles, and maybe a flogging from General Pepper! However, I'm feeling generous today, so I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll give Falco a chance to PROVE that he belongs here! If he can pass the basic laser safety course, I'll let him stay, on probation!” Falco says: “And THEN I get my pilot's license?” Peppy says: “Let's not get carried away. You'll be taking the course with some other new recruits. Based on your applications, I know the perfect students to pit you against. Fox McCloud, Dash Bowman, Katt Monroe, Bill Grey, Amanda Amphibian, and my personal favorite, but I guess I'm a little biased, my lovely daughter, Lucy Hare!” And a tall, female alien anthropomorphic rabbit, who looks very similar to Peppy, but younger and more feminine, walks forward. The action briefly pauses, as stats about Lucy are displayed on screen. They read: Lucy Hare, Age 18 Female, Gender Orientation, Likes to Keep Them Guessing, Hobbies, Fashion Design (for fighter pilots), comfort, caring, and nursing for others. Dislikes: When someone good gets hurt, tacky fashion choices. Lucy Hare says: “It's nice to know that you think of me as good enough to be with the rest of these potential pilots, but I'm really not sure if its FAIR to pit me against with qualified candidates such as them.” Peppy says: “Don't sell yourself short, Lucy. Before your mother passed away, she put me in charge of raising you, and taking care of you as best as I can. Now, since I won't be around forever, I think it's in both your best interest, and mine, if you learn how to defend yourself. You can at least give it a shot, can't you?” Lucy says: “Sure, dad. Just don't make MY test easier than the others! I don't want to be shown any favoritism. I want to succeed, or fail, based on my own merits.” Peppy says: “Lucy, you KNOW nepotism isn't allowed at this Academy. And even if it WAS, I wouldn't, because life won't ALWAYS give you easier tests! Candidates, to the Flight Simulation Room!” The chosen candidates leave the auditorium, while the other students go to other classrooms housed within the Academy. They stop at the state of the art, space-ship manufacturing and testing room! Peppy unlocks the door with a Hyper-Card, and opens it, to reveal a BUNCH of space-ship design models, mostly for one person space-ships, being built up from scratch, and seven models are hooked up and looking at a very realistic flight simulation screen. Peppy says: “This is the ultimate word in 22nd Century Technology. Scientists from all over Corneria, have worked tirelessly for the past two decades, to create and design, this brand new flight training facility. It is here, that you will first learn to fly and handle a space-ship, before you are ready to fly them. Now, these particular models, I'm very proud of! I give to you, the state of the art, Arwing!” And the candidates look over at these space-ships, and Bill Grey, a gray, anthropomorphic alien dog, says: “Wow! These are high-tech! I can't wait to pilot one of these, myself!” Katt Monroe, a pink, anthropomorphic alien cat, says: “I would admit, I would probably look absolutely stunning in one of these!” Amanda Amphibian asks: “Slippy, do you think I've got a chance to pass this test?” Slippy says: “You've got the same chance as anybody else has. But if I'm being honest, you'll probably have a better chance than me! I only help DESIGN space-ships and new technologies, I've never actually tried to FLY one, before! I'm mostly doing this to please my mom and dad, who say I need to develop some self-esteem.” Fox says: “So, THESE are Arwings! My dad actually flew a prototype of this space-ship, before he...disappeared.” Peppy says: “So, you mean YOU'RE the son of James McCloud?! I thought I recognized your name, but I wasn't sure at first! Your father was one of the best! I could tell you COUNTLESS stories of the missions we FLEW together!” Dash Bowman, a tall, anthropomorphic alien monkey, says: “If you and James McCloud flew together, than YOU must be the one who said--.” Peppy snaps, and he says: “DON'T FINISH THAT SENTENCE! I've had at least a MILLION students who have ENDLESSLY quoted that STUPID meme of 'Do a Barrel Roll', BACK to me over the past 18 years, and I'm SICK and TIRED of hearing it! Besides, I KNOW who YOUR father is!” Dash sighs, and says: “Forgive me, Peppy. But believe me, I am NOTHING like my father. I don't agree with his methods. That's why I left him. I want to carve my own path, and not be tainted by anything he has done. That's why I changed my last name, because I want to make a fresh start here. I deserve at least that chance, don't I?” Peppy sighs, and says: “I'm sorry I snapped. You're right, of course. Let me explain how this works. This Flight Simulation Screen can simulate the environment of anywhere within the Lylat System. Now, since Corneria isn't able to defend itself, General Pepper has opened this Academy, among others, in order to train Cornerian citizens such as yourself, to help defend it, and the Lylat System at large, from any hostile threat, be it foreign, or domestic!” Fox asks: “Do you think if we're good enough, we could become our own squadron?” Peppy says: “Maybe if you're good enough, you could be. Your father and I were part of a squadron. We called ourselves the Star Fox Squadron. Your father told me he named you AFTER the Squadron we formed. Hoped one day, you would continue with his legacy and tradition.” Dash Bowman asks: “Wasn't there another member of your squadron?” Peppy says: “If you're talking about Pigma Dengmar, we DON'T like to talk about him!” Fox asks: “Why is that?” Peppy says: “It's kind of a long story, I'll explain it to you some other time.” Falco says: “Let's get this test moving, come on!” Peppy says: “Patience, Falco. Everything needs to be explained first. Now, since you're all first-time students, more or less, we're going to start with something basic. Defend Corneria City from an enemy invasion. Your task is simple, shoot down the enemy targets, while avoiding as much collateral damage with the City as possible. You earn points for any target you shoot down, but lose points if you hit a friendly target. And YES, Falco, we CAN tell the difference, and tell WHO shot what!” And Falco snaps his feather fingers in disgust! Falco says: “Your goal is to shoot up to 150 targets for an A+, you need to shoot at least 105 to pass the class. Of course, if you manage to shoot 150 or more, you'll get something special for your troubles as well. And to get you in the mood, while you're shooting, I'll play this nice hit song by The Eagles.” Falco asks: “Were they ALL actually Eagles?!” Peppy rolls his eyes, and says: “Yes.” Falco says: “That's kind of redundant, isn't it? A bunch of eagles forming a band called The Eagles?” Fox says: “No less redundant than a band of beetles, calling themselves The Beatles.” Peppy says: “All right, it's time to get suited up, and get strapped in!” The candidates walk forward, as dramatic music plays, and they walk dramatically, in a scene lifted directly from “The Right Stuff”. They get suited up for safety, and get into their Arwings. Peppy says: “And one more thing; your Arwings all have a shield gauge. Do NOT let the shield gauge go completely empty, or else, you will experience a simulated crash, and you'll have to take the test all over again!” And Slippy GULPS in nervousness over this revelation!” Peppy says: “Hatches, close! And the futuristic cock-pit views close tight. Peppy says: “Open the wings!” The wings spread open, as if to experience flight. Peppy says: “G-Diffuser systems looking good! Everyone buckled up?!” Every single one of the candidates say: “Roger, sir!” Peppy says: “Than get ready, for three, two, one, BLASTOFF!!!!” During the sequence, Lucy, Dash, Amanda, Katt, and Bill all have mostly routine flight experiences, but Slippy inexplicably has simulated enemy targets coming after him, but Fox keeps blasting them from behind, and even helps Falco out when his G-Diffuser system has a problem, and while everyone's doing their best to blast the require 105 targets, The Eagles hit song, “Desperado”, plays within the simulation. Don Henley sings: “Desperado, why don't you come to your senses? You been out ridin' fences, for so long now. Oh, you're a hard one, but I know that you got your reasons. These things that are pleasin' you, can hurt you somehow. Don't you draw the Queen of Diamonds, boy; she'll beat you if she's able. You know the Queen of Hearts is always your best bet. Now, it seems to me, some fine things, have been laid upon your table. But you only want the ones that you can't get. Desperado, oh, you ain't gettin' no younger. Your pain and your hunger, they're drivin' you home. And freedom, oh freedom, well that's just some people talkin'. Your prison is walking through this world all alone. Don't your feet get cold in the winter time? The sky won't snow and the sun won't shine. It's hard to tell the night time from the day. You're losin' all your highs and lows. Ain't it funny, how the feeling goes away? Desperado, why don't you come to your senses? Come down from your fences, open the gate. It may be rainin', but there's a rainbow above you. You better let somebody love you. (Let somebody love you). You better let somebody love you, before it's too late.” / And when the song ends, the simulated flight training sequence ends, as well. Peppy says: “ROB 64, tally the scores.” ROB 64 says: “Scores are tallied, sir. Everyone got a passing score.” Peppy asks: “Even Falco?” ROB 64 says: “He was second only to Fox, in terms of the number of enemies, he gunned down.” Slippy says: “Peppy, there was something 'Off', about that simulation. An excessive number of enemies seemed to be gunning for me and Falco. Now, I did diagnostics for this test last night. It wasn't supposed to do that!” Peppy says: “We'll have to make a note of that! ROB 64, scan the test for any irregularities. If there's something wrong with this system, we need to KNOW about it!” Slippy says: “So, Fox, thank you for saving my hide, there.” Fox says: “I couldn't let you fail the test without giving you the opportunity to give it everything you got. I'm sure that under normal circumstances, you could have done a GREAT job as a pilot!” Slippy says: “Well, I certainly would've done a BETTER job, that's for sure!” Falco asks: “Fox, why did you save me, after I had been so nasty to you?” Fox says: “Because, I don't believe you're REALLY as much as a bad boy that you want everyone to think you are. Now, I don't exactly know why that is just yet. Maybe it IS because you've lived on your own for the past nine years. But in any case, I just wanted to show you that not only would I play BY the rules, I could BEAT you by doing it!” Falco says: “So, a genuine display of heroics? Well-played, Fox McCloud. Well-played.” ROB 64 says: “The test has been scanned. Someone hacked INTO the test from an unauthorized account! Unfortunately, the account must have automatically deleted itself once it hacked itself in, because I can't trace it back to the source.” Peppy says: “We'll have to tell General Pepper that we need to be more cautious, and double up our Hyper Security defenses on our Private Network.” ROB 64 asks: “Do you REALLY think it's wise to pass all of them? That Falco guy has a REAL problem with authority, you know.” Peppy says: “So did I, at one time. But Falco BLASTED 165 enemies, only 15 less than Fox! Falco gave it 110%, that's GOT to be good enough!” ROB 64 says: “Very well, then, you ARE the Instructor, let us all pray to Dog you know what you're doing.” Peppy says: “Candidates, I am glad to announce, that this is the very first time, that every single candidate who has been selected to be a part of my advanced course, has passed the test! I'm making ALL of you my flight students from this day forward!” Slippy says: “Wow! This is the first time I've EVER passed ANYTHING even SORT of physical!” Amanda says: “You know, you were actually kind of impressive the way you DODGED all those lasers!” Slippy asks: “I was?” Amanda says: “Yep! And you know, if you ever want to look me up, I'm just a lily pad away! I'll see you around, obviously, because we'll be in the same class!” Slippy blushes, and he says: “Wow! I think I might have a girlfriend!” Falco asks: “Seriously? How come HE'S the first one of us to get a girlfriend?” Fox shrugs, and he says: “Who knows? Maybe it was the universe's way of throwing the frog a bone.” Bill says: “That's NOT the way the quote goes!” Peppy says: “Oh, that reminds me. Falco, you don't really have a place to stay, don't you?” Falco says: “Not really, no.” Peppy says: “You're going to have to set up lodgings with someone. Would one of you students be willing to volunteer?” And everyone EXCEPT Katt Monroe takes a step backwards, and everyone EXCEPT Katt Monroe says: “Not IT!” Katt Monroe groans, and she says: “FINE! He can stay at MY place! Just don't even TRY to pull any shenanigans, or I'll throw you OUT on your butt! And we BETTER get you cleaned up and dressed in some PROPER clothes! I REFUSE to let any man as dirty as YOU just waltz right into my home!” Falco says: “All right, just as long as I can take a BIRD Bath, seeing as how I am, a bird!” Peppy says: “That's strange! Fox, your MOM is calling me!” Fox says: “Don't you mean, ME?!” Peppy says: “No. The message indication distinctly says that it's for me!” Peppy turns on the voice link, and he says: “Hi, Renarde!” Renarde is at the Tech Support center, and she says: “Hi, Peppy. It's been a while, hasn't it?” Peppy says: “Far too long, Renarde.” Renarde says: “First off, I'm glad to know that you're taking on Fox as a pupil. I have a feeling that he's going to do great things in the future, but that's not the reason I'm calling. At Tech Support, I detected someone hacking into your test simulation while it was going on. While I couldn't disable the hack, I was able to trace the account before it self-terminated. The account seemed to come from one Wolf O'Donnell! Is he anyone you know?” Peppy says: “Unfortunately, it is. He was SUPPOSED to be PART of this class. But if he REALLY did hack the test, maybe it IS for the best that he's not in it.” Renarde says: “True. I just have the strangest feeling that you haven't heard the last, from him.” Peppy says: “You're probably right, Renarde. You're probably right.” / Meanwhile, at an undisclosed location, filled with lots of black clothes, black furniture, and a black hyper-computer, a tall, gray and white furred, anthropomorphic alien wolf scowls with anger, as his body is facing towards the wall closest to him. He says: “Little, blue bird PUNK, blasting out MY eye, and now, he passed the TEST that I tried to rig AGAINST him and that SNOBBY little toad?! Who is this Fox McCloud, and who does he think he is, blasting down 180 enemy targets that should have sent the dreams of Falco and that red hat toad crashing to the ground?! Well, I'll show HIM!!!! Nobody STEALS away MY dreams and gets AWAY with it!” He picks up a black eye-patch, and puts it over his face. He faces away from the wall, and his face is finally seen, with the black eye-patch covering where his left eye USED to be! The action pauses, and this wolf's stats are displayed on the screen! They read: Wolf O'Donnell. Age? Male, Gender Orientation, Unknown, Hobbies, Blasting ANYTHING that moves, clawing at his opponents, evasive aerial maneuvers. Dislikes: Punks, Lowlife Scum, Incompetent Space Pilots, and anyone who steals ANYTHING from him! Wolf O'Donnell says: “Mark my words, Falco Lombardi! You'll RUE the day that you crossed the path of Wolf O'Donnell! Loyal fighter pilot to Andross! I WILL find a way to defeat you someday, and take BACK the destiny that is rightfully mine!” / Episode Notes: Official Character Debuts; Fox McCloud, Renarde McCloud, Falco Lombardi, Peppy Hare, Lucy Hare, Bullfrog “Slippy” Toad, Bill Grey, Katt Monroe, Dash Bowman, Amanda Amphibian, ROB 64, and Wolf O'Donnell. Featured Song in this Episode, “Desperado” by The Eagles, also the name of this chapter! Technology introduced: The Arwing. This begins the beginning of the Andross Saga. Personal Notes: The reason why I'm making this, is because it really surprises me why Nintendo has not yet made an attempt to turn this into an animated series of some kind. So I took it upon myself to design a basic starter script for a pilot episode. Regardless of how well it does, I fully intend to develop this further. Naturally, this was filled with some “Mythology Gags”, as well as some “Cannon Welding”. In this series, Fox and his friends have ALWAYS known Lucy, Dash, and Amanda, rather than having to wait until they suddenly debuted in “Star Fox Command”. Also, the name of Fox's Mother, is a “Bilingual Bonus”. Her name is actually the French, Feminine version of the name for Fox. Other surprises will come along, and I hope you enjoy every single one of them. Enough said, true believers!
  8. POWER RANGERS: MULTIVERSE FORCE Greetings all, Renegade here. I've decided to post my first lit on the site: an action/adventure crossover series based on the Power Rangers franchise. The series will follow a group of five characters in a science fiction/fantasy setting of my own creation as they become a new team of Power Rangers to save the world from an evil space demon using the powers of the ancient dinosaurs. Taking influences from the earliest Power Rangers seasons (more specifically, Mighty Morphin') and blending them with original elements, I hope to create a 65-episode series spanning 3 seasons. I'm currently working on the first episode, and should be posting it at some point.
  9. Yep you read this right. Nothing like JCMovies, I promise. This wasn't my original idea, but I figured this could be a fun side project while I finalize an actual new lit or spin-off idea. Plot: Each episode is a parody of a movie involving SBC members.
  10. Yeah, this is happening. I've been developing a new project for a long time now, and I cannot wait to release details about it. Knights of the Multiverse AIR DATE: February 16, 2018 Official Plot: After an incident cracks open holes through a newly discovered 'multiverse', Sandy Cheeks and Debbie Rechid gather a group of B-list superheroes on a mission to chase after a group of criminals - or "hoppers", who are breaching through parallel worlds to murder Universal Guardians. Individually, the heroes assembled are second rate or forgotten, but together they will ascend to a higher calling - becoming Knights of the Multiverse. Main Characters: The team: Sandy Cheeks / Red Widow: A scientist, agent and former vigilante with a literal 'killer' reputation. Sandy yearns for a new adventure to find some perspective that she's been desperately needing. (Hails from Team SpongeBob) Debbie Rechid / Universal Guardian: A young woman blessed with the abilities of a powerful spirit. Debbie's optimistic and sunshine-like personality hides a deeper struggle, as she deals with the weight of guilt and responsibility. (Hails from Team SpongeBob) Marshall Montgomery / Crossfade: A vigilante from Bikini Bottom looking to make his break on the hero scene. Seeming to be less regarded than a certain cousin of his, Marshall views the idea of traveling the multiverse as an opportunity to prove his worth. (Hails from Miss Appear) Tomoya Chrome / Cold Reef: A man blessed with cryokinesis, but burdened with fear over his family lineage. (Hails from Team SpongeBob) Melondy Dime / Lady Quick: A speedster looking for meaning in life after she was erased from time. Melondy has a very hardened, 'do or die' personality that causes friction with her new friends. (Hails from The Quickster) Others: Shadow: A serial killer with the ability to harness dark energy, seemingly back from the dead. (Hails from Miss Appear) Flare: A pyrokinetic woman who lost her entire world to nuclear war. Continuing a downward spiral in life, she takes her anger and hurt out on others in her evil crusade across the multiverse. Syphon: A quiet, collected, and inquisitive woman with an ability vital to Seid's plans. Quickseid / Seid: An evil speedster from Universe-1 that forms a super team to hunt down Universal Guardians across the multiverse.
  11. After putting some thought into it, I've decided to post my next lit in what I call the "Reneverse", a shared continuity than unofficially began with Power Rangers: Multiverse Force in 2016. Just like with PR: MVF, this lit is a tokusatsu-based crossover, this time merging the first American adaptation of Kamen Rider (known as Saban's Masked Rider) with Invader Zim. Unlike PR: MVF, this series does not take place on Core Earth. Rather, it takes place on IZ's Earth, and acts as a reboot for Masked Rider as a whole, in a way. Now what will this lit be about? Well, I'll tell you... On the distant planet of Edenoi, a young prince named Dex leads a resistance movement against his uncle, the evil Count Dregon. With the environment on the planet destroyed beyond repair from decades of draining for resources and with its demise drawing near, Dex's grandfather gives him powers that have long been passed down from generation to generation and sends him far away. Coveting the powers for himself, Dregon abandons Edenoi to its own devices and follows Dex in hot pursuit. Landing on Earth, Dex must defend his new home from Dregon's Insectovore monsters...all the while having to deal with small megalomaniac Irkens, idiotic humans, and the usual struggles of day to day life.
  12. Greetings, SBC, Renegade here with my first meta literature, based on our own Club Penguin server. A slice of life comedy, this series follows the adventures of three friends: Renegade, a new arrival to the island of Club SBC, Greyknight, a somewhat cynical bookworm of a penguin, and TrixieTheUsherette (or Trixie for short), a hyperactive, coffee-addicted fangirl. This trio will navigate the ups and downs of everyday life on their little corner of the South Pole, all the while learning valuable moral lessons along the way. In short, it's basically every sitcom ever, though with a heavy amount of humor and (at times) self-awareness. I plan for it to last 26 episodes for now, with the first, "Welcome to Our Club", coming soon.
  13. (Season 2 - Season 3) (Season 4 - Present) Okay, so basically I'm retooling the way I approach I.J.S.L.A. I want to tell each of the members' stories in a more meaningful way, instead of I.J.S.L.A being a Team SpongeBob retread. Plot - "Suffering from depression and a tragic family past, Katherine Cross is forced to confront her issues after becoming intertwined with a series of murders in Bikini Bottom. " Notes - - This serves as an origin story for Katherine Cross becoming Miss Appear. - Katherine has the ability to render herself invisible and to move things with her mind. - This will probably be a mini series. Nope, lol Airdate: January 29, 2016. Main Cast - (Season 1) Katherine Cross (Miss Appear) Shadow Johnny Detective Dudley Winters Vivian Coyne Mayor George Coyne Main Cast - (Season 2) Katherine Cross (Miss Appear) Analise Rogers Dudley Winters Vivian Coyne Commissioner Garrett Detweiler Marilyn Cross Molly Cross Michael Cross (Mindcross) Main Cast - (Season 3) Katherine Cross (Miss Appear) Analise Rogers Vivian Coyne Commissioner Garrett Detweiler Marilyn Cross Molly Cross Claudia Khan Main Cast (Season 4) Katherine Cross (Miss Appear) Analise Rogers (The Sightress) Tim Conners (Barnacle Boy) Vivian Coyne (Black Vivian) Molly Cross (Kid Appear) Bonnie Morse (Black Clam) Commissioner Garrett Detweiler Adam Mock Main Cast (Season 5) Katherine Cross (Miss Appear) Analise Rogers (The Sightress) Tim Conners (Barnacle Boy) Vivian Coyne (Black Vivian) Molly Cross (Kid Appear) Bonnie Morse (Black Clam) Commissioner Garrett Detweiler April Argotto TBA..
  14. In honor of the ten year anniversary of spin-offs on TV.com and later here on SBC, I've decided to remaster/make my original spin-off series on here: My Leg!: The Adventures of Fred the Fish. This series followed Fred the Fish in a radically different Bikini Bottom from what we're used to. Watch as Fred looks to uncover the secrets of this new Bikini Bottom along with other zany adventures along the way. (Original Series listed at the end if you wanna a primer/see how I've evolved in the last eight years) This series won't be simply a reposting, but so much more! Featuring: Longer episodes More detailed, fleshed out scenes One completely rewritten episode New characters And so much more! Episodes post every Thursday evenings (7 PM) beginning September 6th.
  15. Season 1 Coming Soon! All Members have been Confirmed Current List of Houseguests: Zaid Wumbo Kevin Renegade Hayden Patty Trophy sbl Turd Ferguson Cream
  16. Yup, this is my new SBC literature. This will be a "what if" story, but this will be very different from past SBC works of mine. This will be half comedy and half serious. If you miss SBC Falls, this will be tonally like that, but without the parody angle. Synopsis: In the not so distant future, the world has been torn apart. A mysterious computer virus has infected and taken over 97.5% of the world (OUR WORLD!). Now, evil robots and rogue biker gangs rule the wastelands! However, parts of the world are able to protect themselves from these threats. One place in particular is a protected city called "The SpongeBob Community", containing the website's remnants. A group of ragtag SBC users are assembled by Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick to stop this threat once and for all, still with the classic SBC humor and antics you're used to. And don't worry, the chapters won't be as long as some of my other works lmao.
  17. Coming soon to an SBC near you. First theory will be: What if Sandy Cheeks died as a child? (and don't worry, I won't abandon this like I did with my PatBack lit)
  18. Set in a world beyond imagination, a dark, Nazi-dominated future as seen from the 1960s; one of fantastic technologies and a seemingly Huxley-esque utopia which masks inherent fascism and "Aryan" supremacy. Unto this world comes a mysterious alien being calling himself Guillotine, backed by an army calling itself GARGOYLE. A young man named Daisaku Kurusama, through circumstances beyond his control, gains access to one of Guillotine's weapons: a massive humanoid war machine known only as GR-01, through which Daisaku can give commands via a watch-like microphone, to which only he has access. As an agent of the paramilitary organization known as UNICORN codenamed "Johnny Sokko", Daisaku must battle Guillotine's vast army of monsters and engage in espionage, all the while slowly beginning to question his loyalties to the party, and whether Guillotine's promises of freedom from tyranny and a paradise of Do-As-You-Please are the "right" path for the world. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ And so GR, a new lit in collaboration with Greyknight and the Appetizer, begins. This series will last 52 episodes, split into 2 26-episode seasons.
  19. Like Miss Appear and Captain Magma before it, this show is the next in line to build to the I.J.L.S.A miniseries. Plot: "Peter Chang is an 18 year old college student who has recently developed the ability to move at supersonic speeds. Though initially using his powers to make his own life easier, Peter becomes inspired to fight for a greater good after the death of a loved one. Along the way, Peter uncovers the shocking truth about the origin of his powers, and a dastardly plan that could potentially threaten all of New Kelp City." AIR DATE: April 21, 2017 The Teenjverse: 1. Team SpongeBob (2010-Present) 2. Miss Appear (2016-Present) 3. Captain Magma (2016-2017) Main Characters: Peter Chang Irene Hart Tyrone East Professor Seid Sun Chang Beldon Dime
  20. Basically, this lit takes the meme-tastic concept of Bee Shrek Test in the House and combines it with my penchant for tokusatsu-based crossovers and play it for laughs. In other words, a random-as-hell, meme and pop-culture-filled action comedy. The basic plotline is...relatively simple: the Internet's greatest and memiest villain, Robbie Rotten, seeks to prove that HE IS NUMBER ONE by recruiting the Big Four (Jack Frost, Merida, Hiccup Haddock III, and Rapunzel) and taking over the world. Naturally, it falls to Grand Dad (yes, that Grand Dad) to recruit the Internet's greatest heroes, ones who represent dankness and irony of the memescape...Shrek, Barry Benson, Cory Baxter, and Johnny Test. Can they defeat Robbie and his army of weekly monsters? ...Probably not, but these guys are the closest thing the internet has to heroes. May Pepe have mercy on our souls. CUE THEME SONG!
  21. Ep.1 "Karate Island (pt.1)" Spongebob was practiceing karate with Sandy,when a wormhole mysteriously sucks thems in and transports them to Karate Island. "I remeber this place!" said Spongebob. "Me...too" said Sandy.At that moment a man had walked up to them."Who are you?"they asked.'I am Shin Fu and I require your help to save Karate Island".The man told them about a guy who is going to destroy `Karate Island by causing multiple volccanoes to erupt. "It is your destiny's to stop him" Shin Fu said.
  22. In honor of SOF 5, here's a new lit based on a suggestion on the Xat. Episode 1 CNF: welp American Dad's last episode on FOX is on CNF: lmfao the continuation of the Golden Turd arc jjs: holy crap jjs: they finally continued it? jjs: (don't have it on atm) CNF: yup jjs: wow, the last episode i remember ever seeing it in was 2006 CNF: ikr jjs: although i think i recall it in that rapture episode too jjs: but it wasn't advanced much CNF: so AD premieres on TBS October 20th at 9pm ET jjs: gtg CNF: see ya CNF: im out Trophy: well it looks like xat traveled back in time again Trophy: this is becoming a daily occurrence Hayden: wait trophy I have an idea Trophy: yeah? Hayden: we've seen xat time travel enough that we're able to predict when it'll happen now Trophy: so? Hayden: so we should use it to our advantage Hayden: look up lottery numbers from september 21, 2014 and buy tickets with those numbers the next time xat takes us back in time Trophy: that's actually a really great idea Hayden: I came up with it Hayden: of course it's a great idea (ding dong) JCM: man, xat refreshed again JCM: what were you guys talking about? Hayden: nothing Trophy: nothing at all JCM: okay Hayden: let's take this to pc (the next day) CNF: welp American Dad's last episode on FOX is on Hayden: IT WORKED CNF: lmfao the continuation of the Golden Turd arc Hayden: i'm at the store buying the powerball tickets as we speak Hayden: what about you? Trophy: buying mega millions tickets jjs: holy crap jjs: they finally continued it? jjs: (don't have it on atm) Trophy: I hope this works CNF: yup jjs: wow, the last episode i remember ever seeing it in was 2006 CNF: ikr Hayden: bought my lottery tickets Hayden: troph? jjs: although i think i recall it in that rapture episode too jjs: but it wasn't advanced much Trophy: in the process of buying mine Hayden: well you better hurry it up CNF: so AD premieres on TBS October 20th at 9pm ET jjs: gtg CNF: see ya Hayden: shit we're out of time CNF: im out Trophy: okay done Trophy: whoa Trophy: hayden look at your bank account Hayden: WE'RE RICH Trophy: I can't believe it worked Trophy: this is insane Hayden: well believe it Hayden: I can't believe I didn't think of this before (ding dong) WookieDumplings: Hello, boys. Trophy: Hello...Mr. Burns? WookieDumplings: Why are these default names so stupid? Trophy: that's xat for you Hayden: who are you, noob? WookieDumplings: Who I am doesn't matter. What matters is what I want from you. Trophy: what you want from us? WookieDumplings: I found it interesting that you two purchased several winning tickets to the major lotteries at the same time. It took me many months, but I've finally managed to track you two here to this...SpongeBob chat. So tell me. What's your secret? Hayden: our secret is that we're very confident WookieDumplings: Bullshit. Trophy: do you think we're time travelers or something? WookieDumplings: Maybe. If you did travel in time, I could make it worth your while to tell me how. I could make investments, bets, and the like that would make a lot more money than those silly lotteries, and you'd receive a cut. Trophy: (pm) I don't know. Should we trust him? Hayden: (pm) nah Trophy: sorry Trophy: but we're gonna pass WookieDumplings: I was afraid you'd say that. Unfortunately for you two, your frequent visits to this chatroom isn't the only thing I know about you. Trophy: what does that mean? WookieDumplings: I sincerely hope you change your minds. Hayden: don't worry Hayden: we won't Trophy: what the fu Hayden: trophy? Hayden: what's going on? Hayden: trophy? WookieDumplings: Right on time. Hayden: what did you do to him? WookieDumplings: I'll be back tomorrow. Hayden: trophy? Hayden: trophy? Hayden: ...
  23. The Lost Six - The DVD Whatever you do, don't ever pick up a box of SpongeBob DVDs in a random alley. You will learn why in this recovered blog from an SBC user. His account has gone without a trace. This is the first post: It caught me off guard. Really, it did. The DVD, I had never seen anything like it before. The title was "The Super Six", a title which had never been on any other SpongeBob DVD before. I know that as I am a big SpongeBob fan. I have all the merchandise and DVDs, but this, this I had never got in any shape or form. Not even a photo or any information about it. I asked my friends over at SBC, but they said I was crazy. So I looked at the back of the cover. The only thing on there was SpongeBob. I swear to god I saw one of Patrick's arms behind him. Anyway, nothing else. I opened the case. The disc was plain yellow. I inserted it into the DVD player, and boy I got a shock. The only language on the selection screen was "YOU WILL UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING". I selected it. The aftershock was worse. The main menu screen was pitch red with the same picture as the one on the back cover. I looked at the selection list. These were the episodes: You Better Start Running Soon akskh17412hwh It was clearly a message, but the last episode's title puzzled me. What does this mean? I haven't watched the episodes yet. I will watch the first episode soon, until then, this is goodbye. See you in the next post. After this post, his account went blank. Apart from the blog. Hey! HeSheMeWumbo here! Hope you enjoyed the first part of my creepypasta! SWEET DREAMS. Updates will appear below here:
  24. I finally did it. Plot: Shinya and Jjs are selected to deliver the ultimate Spin-Off to SpongeBuddy Mania to end the Doody Era of Spin-Offs. But they may just have to cross the very boundaries of the internet itself to do so... Season 1 Episode 1: Doody Era Episode 2: Time After Time, Part 1 Episode 3: Time After Time, Part 2 Episode 4: Molestor Motel Episode 5: Turnin' Up At Turntable Episode 6: ROBLOX Begins, Part 1 Episode 7: ROBLOX Begins, Part 2- The Snark Knight Episode 8: ROBLOX Begins, Part 3- The Snark Knight Rises Episode 9: Hop On It Episode 10: 1j1 Gets Arrested And Stuff Episode 11: Meanwhile, At SBC: Rise Of A Goddamn Heroe Episode 12: Homecoming, Part 1: Infiltration Episode 13: Homecoming, Part 2: The End Season 2 Episode 14: Rust Episode 15: Skype Episode 16: Homecoming, Part 3005: Running Back To SBC With My Woes Episode 17: Yeezy Street Episode 18: Convergence Episode 19: Shit Episode 20: TerminEx On The Train Episode 21: TerminEx Turn Off The Television Episode 22: Return to ROBLOX: Back 2 Tha Muthafuckin Basics N' Shit Episode 23: Homecoming, Part 4: The Gates Episode 24: The Really Exciting Second Season Finale Episode Episode 1: Doody Era It was a dark time for SBC. While the heated wars of SpongeBuddy Mania were far behind them, the great kingdom of SBC had recently faltered. The Kingdom had tried to expand and combine with the Wiki Village and the Fanon Slums, and it had massively failed. King Dylan was under massive stress from January to June, and in the end, he resigned as King, and put Nuggets in his place. Things seemed to look up for a while. And then they tried to expand the Kingdom again and it sucked. But King Nuggets had a new plan. Something that would surely bring the Kingdom back to its glory days. A scribe ran into Nuggets’ throne room, carrying a large box. Lightning flashed through the window, illuminating the large, stony room. “Sir!” The scribe called. “Your project is here!” “Excellent,” The King said. “Deliver it to the scientist. It shall begin.” = = = It was a small room. It was dark, too. In the center of the room was a table with a light hanging overhead and at it sat a woman with a pharmacist’s coat on. She was scribbling furiously on her notepad when the door opened and light flooded into the dark room. In came two guys. One was a boy, about 16, with a black jacket on, and he shuffled into the room and quickly sat in the chair in front of the table. The other guy was older, and he had sunglasses and headphones over his ears. He sauntered into the room, and plopped down into a chair. “Well, hello. What are your names?” The pharmacist said. “SG, you’ve known me and jjs for years, I’m sick of you asking that question every time you see us.” Shinya said, taking off his sunglasses. Jjs snickered and took off his jacket. “Well, I suppose you’re wondering why I’ve called you here.” SG picked up a large box and dropped it on the table. Shin, not one to wait, jumped and lifted the box open. Inside were thousands of papers stacked on top of each other. “What is this? Synthetic weed made to look like paper? I like this plan already, SG.” “That’s not weed. It’s a shipment of spin-offs.” At this, Jjs snorted. “Why would you ever ship spin-offs anywhere? I can’t remember the last time I saw a good spin-off.” “You’re right, jjs. In fact, I’d say we’re in the middle of a dark era for spin-offs.” “More like a Doody Era.” “Mmhmm,” Mandy said. “But this right here, is the best spin-off ever written. Crafted by only the best story-tellers on the internet, it’s an epic poem detailing an amazing adventure, and we need to deliver it to SpongeBuddy Mania for the members there to finish the final chapter. We’ve chosen you two to deliver it there.” “Question,” Shin said, not paying attention. “Who cares?” Mandy scowled. “Spin-Offs are a dying art, you know. They’re very important to our community. I remember the good old days, where we’d go to the Spin-Off Theater on Fridays, watch a few episodes, head out to eat. Don’t you want that back?” Shin shrugged. “Whatever . I guess.“ Shin said.” Jjs raised his hand. “I have another question. How do you expect us to get all the way to SpongeBuddy Mania?” He said. “That’s the easy part,” Mandy said, smiling. “Come out here with me.” Mandy stood up and walked out of the dark room, and Jjs and Shinya followed. = = = SG stood in front of a sleek, large, hamburger shaped vehicle with pickle wheels. Jjs and Shinya stared at it with a scowl. “What the fuck is this?” Shin asked in disbelief. “It’s a total replica of the Patty Wagon.” Jjs and Shin meandered into the sandwich. “This is totally the best car ever.” Shin said sarcastically. “I know, right?” Jjs said. “Hey, what’s this button do?” Jjs asked. He clicked a button on the dashboard. Loud blaring rap music started bursting out of the speakers. Shin grinned and hit the button again. The music stopped. Jjs hit another button. A rocket launcher popped out of the gas tank. Shin and Jjs smiled at each other. “Maybe this car isn’t as terrible as we thought .” Jjs said. “Hah, yeah. Imagine how many dead carcasses would fit in here!” Shin said. Jjs looked at Shin. “Not that I would want to put any dead bodies in here…” Shin laughed nervously. “What does this button do?” Jjs asked. He almost pushed the small black button, but SG yelled out. “NO! That’s the self-destruct button!” “What dumbass would put a self-destruct button in there?” Shin grumbled. SG smiled nervously and whistled nonchalantly. Jjs and Shin looked at each other with an irritated look. “SG, would you happen to have any other cars available?” “Nope.” She said. “Just that one.” “You expect us to deliver this weed-“ “Spin-Off,” SG said. “Spin-Off, weed, same thing.” Shin said. “You expect us to deliver this Spin-Weed across the country in a sandwich car?” “…Yes.” Mandy said. Shin began to walk out of the garage. “Just a heads up, Jayman. This trip is gonna suck.” = = = Shin sped through SBCity at 90 MPH. He nearly ran over CNF as the Patty Wagon zipped past the Entertainment Rec Center. “Hey! You could’ve killed me!” CNF called after the car. “I’m pissed that I didn’t!” Shin called back. He then turned back around and weaved between cars on “Maybe I Should Just Drive My Car Into A River Or Something” Road. “Shin, could we please slow down?” Jjs asked, clearly nauseous. “Sorry, but we can’t slow down until we get to Ex’s Surf Shack. SG told us he’d give us the map, remember?” “Right. But do you have to go so fast?” “Yes.” Shin continued speeding down the street, when he took a sharp turn onto a dirt road. Jjs turned his head to the side. They were in a highly wooded area. Through the trees, Jjs could almost make out smoke billowing. He realized it was a train. “Yo, Shin, is that Rusty’s train?” Shin looked over, took a sharp turn right, and sped back onto the street. “Stay the hell away from that thing, you got me?” “I got you.” Jjs smiled. A few minutes later, and the Patty Wagon pulled into Ex’s Surf Shack. Jjs and Shin hopped out of the car and went inside. The Surf Shack was a quaint, wooden place, Ex was at the counter, leaning over. He straightened up when he saw Shin and Jjs. “Sup, guys?” “Yo, Ex. What’s good?” Shin said, grinning. “Not much. You want this map?” Ex held up a rolled up piece of large paper. “You know it.” Ex tossed the map to Shin, and then pulled out his 3DS. “I’ll see you guys later.” Ex said. “Be careful.” Jjs and Shin exited the shop and hopped back into the Patty Wagon. It was afternoon now. “So, where to first?” Jjs asked as Shin unrolled the map. He held it in front of him. Shin’s face as he read the map was a jumble of expressions. Smiles, frowns, scowls, unsure looks. Then he looked to Jjs. “Look at this shit, man. We gotta go to the Xat Fountain, the Skype Hangout, we’ve gotta go back to fucking Roblox of all places! The Spin-Off Theater, Turntable, tinychat…This is gonna suck so much.” “Nah, dude.” Jjs said, leaning back. “It could be fun. As long as we have tunes and we don’t mess with any alternate universe stuff like we did a few years back, it should be smooth sailing, right?” “I guess.” “So, where to first?” Jjs asked again. “First stop is the Xat.” Shin revved up the Patty Wagon. “Then away we go!” Jjs laughed as the car sped out of the parking lot and into the sun, towards the Xat. “Time to get out of the Doody Era!” Shin called to no one in particular. Meanwhile, in the back of the trunk, the box the Spin-Off was contained in glowed. The box shuffled. Something big was happening. -End.
  25. A few years ago, I asked Ex on the XAT about doing my own version of a Robot Chicken/MAD styled parody show of SBC spin-offs and lits like he once had back in the day called "Robot Trout". He gave me the approval to do so and I've been thinking about when would be the right time to follow through with this plan. No better time than the present to give this a shot. Plot: Spin-offs and literatures from yesteryear to the present get parodied for the amusement of others hopefully not just myself. Coming soon!
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