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  1. DariaBob JanePants Episode 1: No Brainy Janeys Allowed: A DariaBob JanePants Fic. A reworking of No Weenies Allowed -------------------------------------------- "So, this is the place that drove The Zon out of business." Daria and Jane walked towards the entrance of the new club, The Salted Wound. The Zon had fallen on hard times, and combined with this new club, and The Zons chronic legal troubles, it was simply too much for that ol place. "The Salted Wound, huh. Sounds like my kind of place. Heard Trent got a gig here."Jane said as she threw a paper airplane, failing to note that it would fly towards the line of people, hitting someone in the face. "OUCH. WHO THREW A PAPER AIRPLANE AT ME." A large muscular guy turned around. "Well Jane, you're on you're own with this one." Daria said, as Jane scooted backwards, hiding behind Darias coat. After the guy left(presumably to punch someone else) Jane came back out. The door was guarded by a muscular bouncer, with tattoos on his chest. He stood there, the only thing between Jane and this club. And a thought began a ticking inside Janes little head. 'Why, if this club can run The Zon out of business, and if Trent can get in, then so can I! Im Jane Lane!' And so, with this thought in her head, Jane walked forward. The bouncer spoke. "Welcome to The Salted Wound, how tough are you?" "Since when was toughness a legally binding term?" Jane said, a blank look on her face. "Ever since the boss told me to stop checking ages when people came in?" Daria and Jane looked at each other. "Isn't that illegal, Mr...?" "Reginald, call me Reg, and, ah, uh, the uh....the thing about that is...uhhh.....ho how HOW TOUGH ARE YOU?" Daria and Jane glanced at one another, shrugged, and Jane stepped back to allow Daria to approach. "How tough arrrrrr..........you?" Reg started, but was cut off as Daria stared at him. It was a cold, unfeeling stare, and the longer you looked at it, the more you could see, nothing but death, misery, emptyness, the fires of hell a glowing, burning brighter and brighter, as Daria leaned in closer, and closer, until..... "Ah, alright miss, you can go in, welcome." Reg shivered slightly as she walked by, turned to him, and said.. "Good. A wise choice." And she walked in without another word. Then Jane stepped up. And stared. Nothing happened. "Yeah, that ain't gonna work this time, your stare dosen't have that.......thing, to it." Jane disagreed. "OH COME ON, JUST LET ME IN, PLEASE!" Jane was getting awfully antsy. "Hmm.......can you open this jar of pickles?" "YOU BET I CAN!" Jane shouted, as she tried to open it. Key word is tried. She tried alright, but she couldn't get it. "Just....uggggh, just give me minute. Uhh, maybe I could try throwing this garden rock....maybe, I could-" "Uhh, yeah, I think you geek types are better suited to go over there." he pointed across the street, towards.. "PIZZA FOREST?!? ARE YOU SAYING I SHOULD BE IN PIZZA FRICKING FOREST?!? But he cut Jane off "Um, no. I was actually pointing over there." and he redirected her to where he was pointing. "FUZZY WUZZY PIZZA FOREST!!! ARE YOU FRICKING SHITTING ME!" "So unless you think you can fight me......." CUT TO PIZZA FOREST. Jane is miserable, sitting across from Ted and some chubby nerd girl he was with. "Well, hows your collection coming." "I managed to get the original, huh huh, print." "Sweet, you know, back in 1989, they-" "I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS, IM GONNA THINK OF A PLAN, MARK MY WORDS, AND I WON'T SLEEP TIL I DO!" Jane said, running out the door. "You can't hide from yourself forever Jane! Accept your inner geek!" Shouted Ted, as Jane ran off screaming into the night. ----------------- "Hey Jane, I came over to watch Sick Sad World and ohhhhh....... what the hell are you doing?" Jane was staring at her computer, sucking back a jumbo mug of coffee, and chowing down on her second box of Pizza, her eyes were purple and strained, her stomach pooched out, and her arms were shaking. A bunch of tabs were open, The Salted Wounds website, a page on not being a geek, a page on toughness, Andreas blog, etc." "Jane, what drugs did you take and why?" Asked Daria as Jane turned around. "I WILL GET INTO THE SALTED WOUND OR DIE TRYING!" Jane said, as she went to pull on her coat. "The latter option, then? Really Jane, I think you may have gotten a wee bit obsessed, and by a wee bit, I m-" But Jane has already ran out the door, cackling madly. "So she finally lost it.....I must be trying too hard." --------------------- It was late at night in Lawndale, Reginald was working the late shift, when all of a sudden.... "REGINALD, I DEMAND ENTRANCE TO YOUR CLUB!!!!!!!! IF I CAN'T GO TO THE ZON, I'M GOING TO THIS BLOODY CLUB." "Sorrrry Jane Lame, but unless you can give me a good reason to let you in...." "Rej, dis gurl be given yaz trooble?" One of the other bouncers had came by, a scottish bloke,who had heard the commotion. "Yeah she is reeeally a.....hey where did she go?" They turned to see Jane desperatly trying to get out of the grasp of another bouncer, a large woman with stubble. She had almost made it through the door, and she fought on. "Let go of me or I swear I'll yell rape so loudly the-" "You know I'm a woman, right?" asked the bouncer, with a deep voice, sounding like she had heard it all before, as she lifted Jane upwards. "Hey, Lesbian rape is a thing too ya know, and I should know, considering I- AHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....!!!!!!! Jane screamed as she went rolling down the nearby hill. The scruffy lady seemed displeased. "Ugh, amateurs. Reg you couldn't stop a runaway toddler if you tried." -------------- "Let me guess, you couldn't get in?" Teds nerd friend(who Jane had learned was named Dani) asked Jane, though the answer was pretty obvious, she was looking down and shoving pizza in her face haphazardly. "I will get it, they can't keep me out, I'm Jane Lane, I will get in, they can't ke ke keep me out, I'm-" "Jane? You don't sound so good, you need to quit while your ahead." "Yeah, and not dead." Ted added, chuckling in a nasally way. "I can't believe It didn't work, I spent all night working on ideas, thinking of plan after plan after...." "Yeah, you definitely need to quit this Jane. Its flat out unhealthy. Look at your eyes, they show signs of severe sleep deprivation" Ted stated, as Dani smirked. " Look on the bright side Jane, with you spending your days researching topics, combined with your recent weight gain, you'll be a shoe in to join our little group!" "IM NOT LIKE THAT, I....wait, who told you I gained weight I didn't gain weight, I'm a runner!" "She did." Dani said, pointing to the booth behind her, where Daria was sitting, Mona Lisa smile on her face. "The only running you've done this week is running the pizza guy rampant. That, and the internet bill." "Daria, I trusted you, and here you are betraying me, selling out my heart mind and soul to the highest bidder! I'll have to kill you for this, you know?" "Now thats the Jane I know............and you know I can't resist making you suffer, its far too much fun, see the immense pleasure pouring off my face." Her expression remained blank. "I was worried the fat insomniac had taken over your soul for good." "I'm not fat, and I'm not an insomniac, I'm just taking some time off from sleeping, that's all." Ted spoke first. "You need sleep Jane. Rem sleep is crucial to neurological function. Without it, you're neurological capacity, capibility, and grasp on reality will slip until you are nothing more then a caffeine zombie. Quite similar to those two characters Daria described to me in one of our prior conversations, Begriss and Bunkbed, if I recall." "It's Beavis and Butthead. Their mother was high at the time." Daria added monotonously. Then, Dani spoke "Sure, maybe your not fat yeeeet. But you're getting nice and portly Jane, a few more weeks of pigging out like this, and soon one day you'll wake up with a double chin, thick thighs, a spare tire and a bubble butt to boot. Then you'll just be BEGGING to join our little posse, and you'll spend the rest of your life eating pizza and playing DnD with us, just sitting around on your fat butt all day indoors. Teeheehee, I can't wait." Dani said with a smirk. "You, are a sick sad little woman, and you have my pity." Jane said, getting a smile of approval from Daria. "Glad to see the Trent genes haven't fully assimilated you." Daria said,knowing it was gonna tick Jane off. "Whats that supposed to mean." "Come on Jane, the lack of sleep, you're new nap routine, the pudge, the caffine, it's all very clear to be your slowly becoming Trent 2.0, those lane genes can't be repressed forever Jane. You can't change who you are." "Wow, you really do like making me suffer." Then, a light bulb went off in Janes head. a "Wait....changing who I am, THAT'S IT!!!!" Jane shouted, as she once more ran off into the night. Daria spoke first. "I guess the fashionnazis brainwashing finally kicked in and shes getting that nose job?" Daria said, smirking. "I think she's going to the rainbow wig store across the street, either that or the art store." Suddenly, Dani had a thought. "Say.....are you and Jane....you know......together?" Daria thought for a moment. "That is not my recollection." ------------------------------- Reg was at the club that night, once again working the same hard shifts(damn bills) when someone approached. "Welcome to The Salted Wound." Reg said, mostly out of habit, when he looked closer at the visitor. "Wait..." "Hows it shaking my man?" The young woman asked, she looked like Jane Lane, except in all black, with wilder and longer hair, with a bit more brown in it. "I know it's you Jane." "Hmm, think you've mistaken me for someone else, I'm one Janet V McCoppin, just blew into town, heard this club was so tough it scared away the competition." She said, pointing to The Zon. "I wanted to, check it out." "Yeah Jane you ain't fooling me with that disguise." And with that, Reg leaned in and tried to rip off the wig. It didn't come off. "Huh?" Suddenly someone else walked in, who looked exactly like Jane Lane, but with face paint on, and a reversed shirt and pant color. "Hey, what is of going onz?" Jane said, using a poor russian accent."I want to enter youringz your of club. I am knowning as da Janesky Lanesky. Yeah." Reg looked back at Janet, tried to fix her hair, and then awkwardly stepped back. "Sorry about that, you can go in Janet." Reg looked at her sheepishly, and she walked in, giving him a death glare back. "As for you, JANE-SKI..." Reg picked her up, and tossed her over the hill once more. "I'LL BE BAAAAAAAAAACK!" Regs Scottish friend appeared "Yee getting da hand of dis Reg." "Nice new hat Anguiss." -------------------- "Ugh, not again." Jane moaned, rubbing her sore head as she got back on her feet, her atrophied muscles aching. Two nearby guys seemed upset by her arrival. Two....familiar guys. "Hey, heh heh, this is our spot to get chicks, heh heh." "Shut up Beavis....heh huh......that is a chick." "Hey....heh heh, you wanna, like, score with us?" Jane ran off into the night faster then you could say "Holy Cornholio" "This sucks, huhuh, we were supposed to score with diarrhea, not this, huh huh, lesbian chick. I want diarrhea" "Shut up Beavis, huh uh, shes mine." -------------------- "Okay Jane, the first step is admitting you have a problem." Ted asked, as Jane walked in once more. "I'm gonna get in, I'm gonna get in, if it's the last thing I do.......I will.....I will." Daria jumped in. "Okay, Lane look, I don't like to get all emotional, but you're seriously starting to concern me... all of this, for what? To get into some cheap nightclub? Jane, It's not worth it, just......wait....please dont tell me you used lead paint???" Janes blood ran cold. "Uhhh...........I.....don't.....know. I just kinda grabbed at paint and poured in on." "I'm just gonna assume that either everything is fine, or you'll be dead in a week." Daria replied. Ted and Dani seemed more concerned. "Lead is a deadly neurotoxin, it will ruin your brain!!!" Ted spoke as Dani followed "Not to mention your appetite, lead is no good." "Guys, Gals, emotionless husks, don't worry, I'm fiiiinnnnne, the only thing is wrrroooong is that I can't get into that cluuuuubb. I waaaaaannt in. I wwwaaaant in in innnnn!" Jane started whining again as Daria spoke. "Ok, seriously Jane, just stop this madness, you haven't slept in days, and you're starting to sound like Tiffany." This, was the final straw. "Thats It, I give up, I'm beating up the next guy I see!" Jane said, storming out, as Daria, a slight feeling of empathy making its way up, chased after her. "Jane, Jane, no need to go kill yourself, The school year hasn't even started yet." Daria said, as Janes expression suddenly changed, a wide grinchy grin taking over her face. "Jane? Whatever idea has entered your head, I have a feeling it wil-" "DARIA, FOLLOW ME! QUICKLY!" ----------------------- "So, whats your grand plan exactly?" Daria asked, concerned about the ammount of emotion on Janes face. "Oh Daria, It's so simple...I...HEY REG, LOOK OVER HERE! ITS ME, JANE! IM ABOUT TO KICK SOME ASS!" Daria's face went pale "Uhh....Jane, please tell me your referring to someone else...." "Come on Daria, help a girl out, It'll be eeeeeeaaasy. Uhh....I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS MISS NERD GIRL. HA." Reg looked over towards Jane. "Jane, no need for senseless fisticuffs, we should just......." But she was cutoff. "I SAID, YOUR GOING DOWN, YA TIMID GEEK!" Something snapped. "Ti....Timid?" Daria's eye was twitching, and even in her sleep deprived state, Jane was concerned. "Daria?" "NOBODY CALLS ME TIMID!!!!!!!" Daria screamed, pulling a knife out of her pocket and charging at jane........ ....failing to notice the large garden rock Jane had left behind prior, tripping over it, and falling over a nearby ledge, rolling down a hill towards a small neighborhood. "ACH, OOO, UGH, ACK, MY LEG, MY EYES, MY FACE, OUCH, OOCH, AHH...........ugh....where am I?" Reg walked up to Jane, who was staring at Daria in shock and awe. "Wow.....you really messed up that timid chick, didn't you?" "I....I did?" Jane said, still in a state of shock, concerned for her friends health(in more ways then one) "I can't believe I'm saying this..........but..........come on in. Welcome to The Salted Wound!" "Wait.....I made it.......I MADE IT! WOOHOO, YEAH MOFOS, JANE IS IN. YEAH!!!!" Jane screamed, all concern for Daria vanishing as her multiday quest reached its zenith. Jane sprinted in the door, seeing all the booze, and the lights, and the smoke, and, and..............failing to see the wet floor sign. ------------------ When Jane came to, all she could see was a white roof. She was in an ambulance. "Ugh, what happened?" "You appear to have taken quite a fall. According to one Andrea you slipped on a wet floor and hit your head preeettty hard. Are you feeling okay?" "Ugh...my head....hahah....least I showed those geeks......I'm Jane......Lane....ugh.........." "Geeks, huh? Hmm..... >:) ..well, since your technically a minor, and we reeeaaally should get you to a hospital quickly, we'll be taking you to the closest hospital available, riiiight over there." Jane looked out the window, her arms weak. "FUZZY WUZZY CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL FOR FUZZY WUZZY WITTLE KIDS?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  2. A spin off miniseries about the rocks in the show’s title card sequence.
  3. A Lit About A Few SBCommunity Members Living together in an Apartment, Will it be Normal or will it be Crazy? Who Knows... Coming Soon!
  4. An idea that's long been cooking in my brain, this is my first tv.com-style lit, based on one of my favorite comic strips. For those of you who don't know the premise of Spy vs. Spy, it's about two identical spies, the only difference is one is dressed in white, the other is dressed in black. Their goals are relatively simple, outwit the other, often resulting in hilarious slapstick-based death. Sometimes the White Spy wins, and sometimes the Black Spy will win. Other times they'll end up killing themselves through mislaid plans, or through their own stupidity. In any case, the results are hilarious. The first pair of episodes, "Casino Broi-yale/Two Spies, A Girl, And A Pizza Place" will premiere later today. This won't have a set "schedule" due to the simpler format and will just be something I'll be doing whenever I feel like it.
  5. Gather around kids, this ain't story time, this is SILLY TIME! Hello and welcome to the exciting debut of a literature series that I hopefully won't abandon after the first part because it sucked, SpongeBob Silly Time So what is SB: Silly Time? It's a series where I present the synopsis of my very own written SpongeBob stories, but these aren't stories, these are sillies! Each story will consist of nonsensical, random, plot and character inconsistent humour (possibily even crossovers with non-SB characters that don't serve any purpose but to just be there) that takes the concept of silliness and doesn't really do anything with it other than just being silly. If this is not your cup of tea, than you'll defiantly find that tea disgusting, and would recommend looking for another brand of tea. But if it is, drink up! There's plenty to go around! The first story will be released as soon as I feel like it, so remember to keep an eye out if you're actually interested in this at all. That's about everything, bye bye.
  6. A new literature about the adventures of a group of oddballs and their attempts to take over the world. Coming soon.
  7. Ask the memelord anything. He will answer you in the best possible way. Totally not a scam!
  8. Squidlard Does a Thing One day, Squidward decided he would be stupid. He changed his name to Squidlard and got drunk on kelp soda. He woke up the next morning in the doctor's office. The doctor said he was going to be stupid forever. Squidlard said, "What will happen to me?" The doctor replied, "Why the hell are you asking me? I'm a doctor, not a scientist, now get out of my office, you sack of kelp flakes!" Squidlard had done a thing! "I'm so stupid! Literally! How can I go back to my normal self?" He said. He never thought of an idea, so he looked at memes and read the For Dummies books for the rest of his life. He got a career in being the Memelord during that time period, and he was the greatest ruler of all time. Squidlard really dun goofed. One day, Squidlard decided, " I will not be remembered as stupid!" So he pretended to be Stephen Fishsticks for the rest of his second life. Squidlard died a memelord and a hero. Scientists figured out what Squidlard was doing and tried to figure out how he did it. They never did. THE END No updates.
  9. A surreal, absurdist parody/celebration of the plush-toy video artform. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward live in Bikini Bottom, and spend most of their time doing nothing. Occasionally, things happen. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward observe things happening in Bikini Bottom and react to them. Sometimes they do not react to them. Sometimes these things are dangerous. Sometimes the characters themselves are the danger. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward do not realize they are plush toys and that this is not Bikini Bottom and that they are in great danger. They will realize soon. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward have lots of fun in Bikini Bottom. All episodes are improvised, filmed, and edited on location in Bikini Bottom, by William Leonard. E P I S O D E S EPISODE 1 - Walk Sidewards Unto Yourself - January 16, 2017 Description: SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward introduce themselves and meet some friends. EPISODE 2 - A Curved Surface on a Galactic Portrait (###...#) - February 4, 2017 Description: Patrick learns a new skill. EPISODE 3 - Wrath of Bovine Implements - September 12, 2017 Description: SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward arrive in a strange new world. EPISODE 4 - The Spacious Space (Upon Turning 'Neo-Cubist') - July 5, 2018 Description: SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward go on an adventure. EPISODE 5 - Dedicated Propensity to Unfolding, or The Taste of Fixatives - November 10, 2019 Description: Squidward transforms into an apple. If you want to get updates on new BBA videos as soon as they appear, subscribe to the BBA YouTube channel, which you can find here! This series is a lot of fun for me to make and I hope you enjoy watching!
  10. a show wjere the characters will go on adventure first we need you to sign up and make sure to describe what your character will be
  11. Thanks JCM for the kewl banner! Greetings (wait--- do people say "greetings" anymore?), fellow sponge buddies! Welcome to my new lit, starring a certain friendly ghost and good little witch (shoulda seen that comin', huh?), entitled "The Misadventures of Casper and Wendy", now part of the Reneverse™! This be a joint venture between me and Renegade the Unicorn (who you may know as creator of such acclaimed lits as "Power Rangers: Multiverse Force" and "Disney's SMILE", and also gave me the idea for the it), lit writer extraordinaire, and it also be a serialized adventure comedy taking our boo-tiful duo on wild adventures often taking them from the Enchanted Forest which they call home, encountering adventure, intrigue, horror, terror, and all that sort of jazz. They'll also encounter mad scientists, lost civilizations, identical twins, monsters, aliens, and other gruesome characters and locales in the same vein. The humor (a far cry from the original source material) is mainly sourced from such beloved woiks as "Rocky and Bullwinkle", "Gravity Falls", and other nice movies and TV shows in a similar vein. And so, before I start ramblin' like Wilbur Cobb, like the old-timey movie announcers say, "on with the show!!!" Episode 1: The Time Jumpers Part 1: Bring Back My Bronty to Me or The Wurst is Yet to Come! The time= 12:01, midnight! The place= A lab in Prestigious University, Metro City, USA! The scene= Prof. Horst Bratwurst (who may, or may not, have bratwurst on the brain) has perfected a machine that takes any item from history directly to the present day! "At last!", shouted the professor, who was a tiny fellow, about 4'3, jumping up and down. The machine was a dinky little thing, basically a box with a tiny screen and a keyboard, with a huge hole on the top. But it had incredible abilities. "I've done it!" "Did what?", asked a janitor who strolled into the room. "Pops, I haff created a machine zat kin twansport any objeck from der past into der presink!", Horst energetically told Pops as he stepped down from a stack of books on a stool he was standing on. Pops wasn't his real name, he was actually 19. It was tradition at Prestigious University (Good old P.U.! This narrator remembers it fondly. I can still sing their old hymn if you want me to. Oh, no? Sonofagun, it's a rootin'-tootin' good one. Alright, I'll do it just to get you to listen. First, lemme tune up my harmonica. Ohhhhhhh, Prestigious University, we pledge our hearts to you! Gooood olllllllld Peeeee-Yewwwww! Weeeeee loooooove yooooouuu! That was it, but it was still a dandy song. Dangit, I forgot I have a story to narrate. Oh, w-ell...) for the janitor to be referred to as only "Pops". "Does it work?", asked Pops, who seemed rather skeptical about the whole idea. "Course zit does!", said Bratwurst. "I just type in vutever I wants to bring back, let's type in, for example, DINOSAURS." He typed in "dinosaurs" onto the keyboard, and it showed up onto the screen in glowing green text. "Vatch, Mr. Custodian, sir," the professor energetically told the janitor as he carefully pressed the "enter" key on the board, "as a legion of actual dinosaurs from der Mesozoic Era appear right here in zis very laboratory." Sure enough, a vapor emerged from the giant hole, and a series of towering dinosaurs, Tyrannosaurs, Tericeritops, Stegosaurs, Ankylosaurs, all kinds appeared. Pops, as he saw them, ran for his life, out of the lab, faster than Usain Bolt! The gigantic dinosaurs started to rampage, marching right out of the lab, leaving behind a series of gaping holes in one of the walls in the lab, and lots and lots of rubble. "Ach du Leiber!", a voice trembled from underneath all the rubble. It was the professor. Horst emerged from all this, shook his head and glanced at the giant holes. "Noooooo! Come back here, you oversized lizards! Return! Get back here!", he screamed, furiously jumping up and down again. The dinos continued moving, until they couldn't be seen. Sometime later this happened, somewhere in the beautiful, mysterious, Enchanted Forest, where practically anything can and will happen, we meet our heroes, Casper, the friendliest ghost you'll know, and Wendy, the good little witch. They were having a race on broomsticks, kind of like Quidditch, but without any snitch. Basically, it was NASCAR but with brooms. "Say, Casper", said Wendy, "let's race from Mount Humongous and back on these great brooms I bought the other day. It'll be loads of fun!". "Sure!", said Casper. And so, our bootiful (excuse the pun, folks!) duo raced to the mountain, when all of a sudden, Casper's eyes popped out and enlarged, like in one of them old cartoons. He saw a tyrannosaurus rex down below, guzzling down a tall oak tree, and then using a tiny bit of it for a toothpick, eventually swallowing the toothpick. The friendly ghost looked back up and shook Wendy a bit. "W-w-wendy!", he stammered. "Bi-bi-bi-big dinosaur! R-r-r-r-ight here in the Enchanted Forest!" "A dinosaur, eh?", Wendy pondered. "Sounds mighty strange. Let's investigate." And so, the two flew down to the dinosaur to see what EXACTLY was going on! Will they get to the bottom of this prehistoric conundrum? Tune in next week, same time (probably not), same forum, for the next exciting part, "T-Rex for Two", or "One of Our Dinosaurs is Misplaced!" Ta-ta for now!
  12. From the guy who didnt bring you commumity deathmatch, comes COMMUNITY RACEWAY! So, the main character (Me) Races other members of SBC to be awarded the Squid Cup! Coming soon. Maybe. I don't know. Whenever i get to it.
  13. SBC Studios Present The Dark Adventures of The Land Takers This will be a Spin-off of The SBC Show, It'll be focusing on the three main villains (Bl4ze, Storm, and WhaleBlubber) of The SBC Show and their plans The Locations: Bl4ze Dimension: A land once claim by Bl4zeTMG, it has since been destroyed by Ol Bold and Brash, But The Land Takers are deciding to make a new one Planet TV: A land that is under attacked by WhaleBlubber Characters: Bl4zeTMG -The main character. Forever to be a hacker, this evil member hacks on to Planet SBC (AND Planet SBM) and causes destruction and death. Storm - Serving as Bl4ze's sidekick, Storm is a mean character who usually stalks characters to feed their information to Bl4ze, or otherwize annoys them. WhaleBlubber - The 2nd to most dangerous hacker in Planet SBC alongside Bl4ze, and is also Bl4ze's main (and favorite) sidekick. This hacker kidnaps people and turns them into robots for them to do temporary hacking, getting into trouble and Bl4ze's bidding. Also feeds information to Bl4ze, much like Storm. Rivals: HawkbitAlpha - Used to live at both Planet SBM and Planet SBC before the portal broke. He was also banished from Planet SBC, as he was a major enemy to it. He also sometimes helps The Land Takers take down Planet SBC. YellowShadow - Banned from Planet SBM, this member spams a lot, though he does not work for Bl4ze, infact they are arch-rivals. He fights (spams) back with Oggyminions Enemys: Conehead - A somewhat lazy guy with a normal life who seems to always get dragged into adventures by his other friends in Planet SBC. Ol Bold and Brash (OBAB) - A friendly guy who helps anyone in need. Previously a spam villian who got banished from Planet SBM forever, but has joined the light and is now a do-gooder. He fights back with OobiMinions SpongeBob's #1 Fan - Tags along with Conehead on his adventures. Is friendly, and loves SpongeBob. GullahOfficial - A retired sidekick of Bl4ze, spamming Gullah before becoming a normal citizen. Hayden: A normal character who tries to stop WhaleBlubber from attacking Planet TV CDCB: Tags along with Hayden, he is friendly and stops anyone who attacks Planet TV Upcoming Episodes S1EP: Sidekick Storm S1E1: The Plan S1E2: GullahOfficial OUT! S1E3: Planet TV Takedown! S1E4: HawkbitAlpha and The Land Takers S1E5: The New Dimension S1E6: The Spammy Yellowshadow S1E7: The Disguise S1E8: The Trader Ends It All (Finale)
  14. Bl4zeBob MeanPants Cast Bl4ze as Bl4zeBob MeanPants PatBack as Patrick Hawkbit as Mr Hawk Storm as Stormward YellowShadow as Yary And more Theme jjsthekid: are you ready kids Everyone: aye aye captain jjsthekid: I can't hear you Everyone: aye aye captain jjsthekid: Oooooooohhhh jjsthekid: who lives like a barnacle on SBC Everyone: Bl4zeBob MeanPants jjsthekid: mean and insulting and a general pain as he Everyone: Bl4zeBob MeanPants jjsthekid: if spamming in nautical nonsense be something you wish Everyone: Bl4zeBob MeanPants jjsthekid: then get banned on the deck and flop like a fish Everyone: Bl4zeBob Meanpants jjsthekid: READY Everyone: Bl4zeBob Meanpants, Bl4zeBob MeanPants, Bl4zeBob MeanPants jjsthekid: Bl4zeBoooob MeanPaaaaants A ha ha ha ha Upcoming Episode: Task of the Month
  15. 3 friends. 2 goals. 1 signal. "The Glitch" is a story of 3 friends entering an abandoned mansion, with the rumor that no one who entered ever came back. Their 2 goals are to prove the rumor false and find out what's even in there. The mansion strangely has TVs in every room, and suddenly, they all turn on... The characters are: Joseph - A 12 year old with a sense of humor, and vows to protect the others. Seth - A 6 year old who actually did not want to go on this journey and is also Joseph's little brother. Amelia - an 11 year old girl who is a friend to the other 2 boys, and is autistic. Well, there you have it. The first episode will come soon.
  16. I was going to wait until after I had finished up my current season of "Total Cartoon Global Cruise," but I want to put this idea out here on this topic forum now. I have always been interested in having a show where various people came together to discuss various different ideas that they are interested in writing, but aren't sure if they want to develop it into a full-fledged series. Well, on this series, developed in the tradition of "What a Cartoon Show!" and "Oh Yeah Cartoons!"; you can come up with pilot ideas for series that you are interested in developing, and showcase them to the reading public on this forum. I only ask three things; PLEASE keep your story to a PG rating or less, NO "Twilight" story parodies, and nothing involving Justin Bieber. Other than that, the world is your oyster; whatever THAT means! Of course, I will be coming up with my own one-shot stories as well, which will include parodies of movies, but done with characters from other established brands. So stay tuned, and have fun with this topic!
  17. Inspired by The SBM Show, this literature will be a script-type fictional series using SBC members as the characters. No, this is not a direct sequel or a spin-off. Anyway, list your personality and I'll let you in. Also, SBM members (who are not on SBC) will cameo in this. Also, check this post often for updates (at the bottom). Summary (of show): Three soon-to-be heroes, mainly Conehead, get unexpectedly dragged to strange adventures. The Locations: Planet SBC - A normal, beautiful land where every SBC member lives. Or so they thought... Planet SBM - This beautiful world links between Planet SBC through a portal. However, certain members of Planet SBM have been rumored to have a way to get to Planet SBC without a portal before it got fixed. Members of SBM live here. OBABland - A mysterious land that was owned by OBAB for a short time before Bl4ze took the land away from our three heroes. Destroyed SBC - The evil spirit's twisted version of SBC. It was a reality during Arc Month. Planet TV - This planet serves as the Land Taker's lair in OBAB Edition, and the place where the Land Takers grew up in the actual lit. Rebellion - The aftermath of the Planet SBC destruction caused by the rebel heroes. ??? - Will soon be revealed in future episodes. Characters: Conehead - A somewhat lazy guy with a normal life who seems to always get dragged into adventures by his other friends in Planet SBC. Ol Bold and Brash (OBAB) - A friendly guy who helps anyone in need. Previously a spam villain who got banished from Planet SBM forever (now allowed back on), but has joined the light and is now a do-gooder. VLK2007 (Vladimir) - A light-hearted, strange accented guy who is OBAB's best friend alongside Conehead and SpongeBob's #1 Fan. SpongeBob's #1 Fan - He's the brains of Conehead's adventures, which gives him his bummer attitude. He's also a know-it-all, and he loves SpongeBob. Patback - Interesting backstory for this character: A big bang happened before the portal between Planet SBM and SBC broke, sucking anyone off-guard into the portal. Patback was spamming the website when it happened, and he was dragged in. He then learned to change his ways and is now a normal citizen of Planet SBC. SBCbotter (Bl4ze) - The main antagonist. Forever to be a hacker, this evil member hacks on to Planet SBC (AND Planet SBM) and causes destruction and death (although in OBAB Edition he is not the strongest of all the hackers). GullahOfficial - A retired sidekick of Bl4ze, spamming Gullah before becoming a normal citizen. Sheriff Buford T. Justice - Somebody was messing around with the VCR and the magic TV during Arc Month and accidentally put in a tape of Smokey and the Bandit, causing him to come out of the TV in confusion. He's basically the same as the movie character. ssj4gogita4 (SSJ) - The old admin of Planet SBM before mysteriously disappearing and the role being taken over by The Tide and Seeker (Clips Mod of real SBM). Now he is a resident of Planet SBC, living happily in his new home. Renegade the Unicorn - An excitable yet lazy metalhead. Is annoying at times. scarypants - He likes to watch TV and play with his toys. He would also risk his life for a dollar store toy. He also sometimes thinks he's a character from multiple shows. Alex Squarepants - A weird 15-year old character. Has autism and likes cars, maps and SpongeBob. Also works at every single store in the show. Weasel - Likes weasels. Cream - A normal character, but can shapeshift into anything she wants. Likes to go on adventures. Storm - Serving as Bl4ze's sidekick, Storm is a mean character who usually stalks characters to feed their information to Bl4ze, or otherwize annoys them. WhaleBlubber - The 2nd (3rd in OBAB Edition) to most dangerous hacker in Planet SBC alongside Bl4ze, and is also Bl4ze's main (and favorite) sidekick. This hacker kidnaps people and turns them into robots for them to do temporary hacking, getting into trouble and Bl4ze's bidding. Also feeds information to Bl4ze, much like Storm. RoboticVampire - An OBAB Edition character (not a hacker in real life) that wants to meet The Land Takers. Is not in the actual SBC Show. AngryKoopa2002 - He joined Bl4ze in his reign of terror in the middle of an adventure with the hero gang. Since he's a sore loser, he insults people who don't agree with him. Because of this, he got banned from Planet SBM and now has escaped from the SBM Jail with help from Bl4ze. He has mind control powers, which REALLY makes the Planet Warriors' adventures even more challenging. Planet SBM characters: YellowShadow - Banned from Planet SBM, this member used to spam a lot before he became a good person. SBM!Conehead (Coney) - This version of the main character is more intersted in memes and Splaat than his SBC counterpart. He also is part of the new planet heroes. SBM!OBAB (Shadow) - Same as his SBC counterpart, except he knows nothing about fighting. He also is one of the new planet heroes. MrTortellini00 - Another ruler of Planet SBM alongside TTAS. Likes Kaeloo. HawkbitAlpha - Used to live at both Planet SBM and Planet SBC before the portal broke. He was also banished from Planet SBC, as he was a major enemy to it. Though he did hack himself on, he became a do-gooder with a little help from a lesson by the Planet Warriors. Other: Oobiminions - Life-sized robots that look like OBAB. The name comes from what OBAB worshiped in the past, Oobi. PutinBots - VLK's equivalent of Oobiminions (they look like VLK now). There's noone else. Yet... EDIT 10/13/16: Due to an angry concern from Bagel and Brick (the main writers of the SBM show), this is no longer a spin-off of said show. Are you happy now? You can stop being aggressively mad at me now. EDIT 11/15/16: And one more thing, I didn't bother to read your message until OBAB quoted it (but I did know what it was about) and yes, though the episodes were short in the beginning, I started to take Brick's advice, and now look at the latest episode! Five pages long! (In Google Docs, that is.) And no, I don't rush my episodes anymore. EDIT 7/4/17: Wow. Oh, WOW. It's been almost a year since The SBC Show started and I've went on a LONG hiatus because of that filthy excuse for school (which is also the reason I'm not in the Drasticals anymore). So as my 4th of July gift, I'm officially temporarily bringing back The SBC Show during my temporary comeback to SBC! EDIT 8/27/17: Things are getting stranger the more I stay here. I'm not hearing any signs of OBAB and SpongeBob's #1 Fan being online, barely anyone wants to read this lit, and speaking of which, it's 1 year anniversary is almost here! I already started my special episode which is KINDA based off of Sonic Mania, which goes like this: The heroes go through time and save the world. Bada-bing bada-boom, you've got an episode heading your way.
  18. I'm going to do an retro, old-fashioned, TV.com-style spin-off. Without any SBC characters. Coming soon.
  19. Part 1 Well it was a dark and stormy night... To Be Continued
  20. It's finally happening. We are the Bubble Buds We'll always save the day And when you think we won't We always find a way That's why the people here trust nobody more Than teenj, jjs, Patty Sponge And Tyeamwork! The first couple of episodes will be coming out, appropriately enough, in a TyeamBomb. One new episode a day for five days, starting Monday. Also, if there's a particular episode any of you want to guest-write, let me know. It's first come, first serve.
  21. Guest

    SBC Guy

    Welcome to hilaryfan80's new show SBC Guy! This new show is loosely based on Family Guy. By that, I mean extremely loosely based. idk. Anyways, enjoy! The show is supposed to be complete trash. Enjoy the trash. And my sense of humor. Each episode will focus on a different member. Yay. So if you're not in an episode, your time will come. Episode List: SEASON 1 Episode 1: Katie Episode 1: Katie
  22. The SBC (Two Days After The) Holiday Special 'Twas... Uh. Two days after Christmas. And all through the site Not a creature was stirring. Not even a... sprite. Not even a fairy, on this uneventful day, Was posting, for no one had one thing to say. The posts just weren't coming. The members were sad. All except one, you see, for Hayden was glad. Hayden hated the holidays. He hated them deep. He hated the lights, and the snow, white like sheep. He hated the singing, the laughs, and the love So he removed himself from it. He lived high above. From high atop his perch, he watched over SBC To make sure that the whole site was devoid of glee. He made sure every member was without a friend He made sure Terminoob was miserable in 2010! He made sure never to tell, when someone was bluffing He's why 70s almost drove his car into a river or something! Ever since he joined, Hayden's always been bitter Maybe it's because he's not as good-looking as Krysten Ritter? Regardless the reason, Hayden was just foul. He stayed up all night, and he screeched like an owl. He kept everyone up, and everyone got mad So everyone crashed Jjs' bachelor pad. "You must make him stop!" All the members declared. Jjs shook his head. "I'm not gonna go there. Hayden's gonna be Hayden, so we've gotta deal." "NO!" They all cried. "This is simply surreal! Every year, here at Christmas he makes our smiles drop And 2015's the year that you're gonna make him stop! Take Nuggets! Take Clappy! Take Dylan! Take Kat!" "You know what?" OMJ said. "Take my baseball bat. You take it up there, don't you dare give him a pass. I want you to take this bat here, and shove it up his Jjs sighed, and went and woke Nugs. He woke up in a flash, and was grumpy, and on drugs. "What do you want?" Nugs said, irritated. "We've gotta get Hayden. And stop- no debating. I know you're coked out on that holiday snow But it's up to the sad cave of Hayden's we go We've gotta go get him to stop being a Scrooge And maybe, we could just save SBC too." Grumbling, Nugs stood, and then took his scarf And walked out the door, away from the warmth of the hearth And he and Jjs began the long walk Up the mountain. As they trekked, the two started to talk But after a while, they arrived - They were finally there. Hayden rose from his cave, and gave the two a glare. "What the heck do you want?" That mean Hayden snapped At the two. Then Nuggets scoffed. "Don't give me that crap. You're a mean old miser, and dude, it's not cool. You always ruin the holidays, and the breaks after school You've made us all mad at least three thousand times! You're like the Grinch, Scrooge and Satan, rolled up and combined! Stop being trash! It makes us hope you rot." And Jjs looked at Hayden, and gave a curt nod. Hayden looked at Jjs, then Nuggets, then J Then back to Nuggets. Then, he looked away. "The holidays are awful." He said. Nuggets just scoffed. "There are tons of people who have it way worse off." "BAH HUMBUG!" Hayden shouted. "That's not what I mean! You just wouldn't get it. Things aren't what they seem. I'm not mean to be mean. I'm not rude to be rude. I don't have an endless supply of smart-assed attitude. Every year, I look around, and everyone is content. Whether it's Sauce being happy, or Nuggets being 'lit'. But I am unhappy. And why? I don't know. Maybe because no one appreciates me, the seeds that I've sown. I've been here forever, and no one is my friend No, they all attack me, it seems. To no end. The holidays are painful. They make me want to cry. Everyone can be happy. . . So... Why can't I?" It was quiet, for a minute. Nuggets looked at his feet. Jjs was just still, for a minute. He felt quite downbeat. He then looked at Hayden, then took a deep breath. "There's a reason you don't feel like all the rest. You do it to yourself. You've cut yourself off, from the family, and fun You're not one of many, you're simply just one. You're not hostile or mean, or even a fink You're just a little misguided, I think. You don't have to hate us, or wish for our end I think that all you really need... Is a friend." Hayden looked up. Jjs held out his hand, And right then, something strange came over the land. The snow became warm, the site seemed to smile And everyone seemed to be calm, for a while. From high, high above, Hayden, Jjs and Nugs looked Upon the world as it simmered, as it froze, as it cooked The snuff film that Elastic and Dr. Sex watched Turned happy, as the murder that was attempted, was botched. And Tyeam's drawing of crows, that picked at a man Became rainbows that smiled, and rained on the land. The review Clappy wrote, once scathingly vulgar, and mean Became a nice review, both glowing, and clean. There in Shin's strip club, the no-longer sad ladies began to twerk And Shin leaned back in his chair, satisfied, with a And Nuggets' bedroom, dark and hard to see Became super lit, for all fam to see. Hayden gasped. "This is what happens, when I'm nice and show love? When I don't have to stay all up here, high above?" Jjs smiled, patted him on the back. "Yeah, this is what happens when you pick up the slack." Hayden smiled. He breathed in, and looked over the site And he smiled, and laughed a laugh filled with delight. And you know, I was there, and so with confidence, I say Hayden's heart didn't shrink anymore sizes that day. Hayden looked out at the forum... But then, that boy said "Happy Holidays to all, and to all .... A big meh." Hayden shrugged, went back to his cave, where he'd go smoke some pot. Nuggets turned to Jjs and smiled. "Well, it was worth a shot." -Happy holidays yeah
  23. first short, quickly written chapter or whatever, not sure where I'm gonna take this thoughIt had been a long, hectic day at the Lilymu Studios. And hectic was the nicest word available. Or the only word that 2 foot fur-coated Guano could manage on three cups of coffee and ten straight hours of directing. Guano jittered so much that fellow employee/city's nitwit Gonard shook him violently until he squealed like a whatever the heck a sound his creature makes."Are you idiots through? It's bad enough I've had to spend endless hours wearing eye candy short shorts. " Lily the former star of Lilymu barked."Hey, I've heard milk might get rid of a coffee rush! Maybe you could try that." Mitsuki gleamed in her usual positive tone."Who are you?" The four others asked Mitsuki and her cheerful grin formed a frown."No, no my dear Gonard," Mikey Simon the star of the show said ever so sure. "You don't shake someone who's jittery, you have to get the jitters outta 'em!" Mikey pulled out a lighter and was just about to light Guano's shrieking hind on fire when the biggest executive producer of Tokyo appeared out front doors in a beaming light."Oh thank god, someone actually sane." Lily sighed.The old man and his shrieky, brown-nosing assistant strolled in."Hellllooo my money makers!" Ozu said in his own gleeful yet egotistical way when entering."Well almost." Lily said."Mikey, Gonard, Lily, Guano and... who let an outsider in my show's studio? You're not allowed here!" Ozu questioning Mitsuki's existence as usual."COME ON NOW, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT." Yes Man yelled in a child sized police costume and dragged Mitsuki outside the Studio's lot."But you don't understand! I've worked here for seven yea-" She said as the door was slammed behind her by Yes Man."Now then. Ahem." Ozu said softly and cleared his throat. "WHY ARE YOU ALL TAKING A BREAK!?""MORE BREAKS, LESS PAYCHECKS!" Yes Man popped up behind his superior."Oh hey old guy, are you new to this studio too?" Gonard questioned as he layered the camera man Yoshi in his ham sandwich by accident. Ozu looked puzzled and turned his attention to the more clear headed cast mates."Guano had too much coffee and is having another nervous break down." Mikey simply said as Guano couldn't even speak without slurring his words. Mikey then helped Gonard with struggling to keep Yoshi inside the sandwich."Yeah and now he's gonna keep everyone here just because he said he can't feel his legs and that his vision is getting 'blurred' pffft please." Lily crossed her arms and rolled her eyes.Ozu walked up to the midget director (who was shivering even more now) and stared him down."GUANO. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU... use decaf coffee." Ozu spoke."I'll have to try to remember that next time boss..." Guano said in a monotone."We can't just have any sort of lollygagging around, especially with the end of the season and the holidays coming up around the corner! This is 2009 for goodness sake, we have to up our game a bit." The old man told them as Mikey drooled off wondering what year it actually was or which season of Kappa Mikey this was now for that matter."By making us work for 12 hours every day?" Lily scoffed."Of course." Ozu said."DEFINITELY!" Yes Man agreed."Wait, what do you mean by 'up our game a bit' Ozu?" Guano asked."Between Socky's new soap opera shows, Ozoom Manga comic books and other entertainmentbusinesses, they're nearly bulldozing us over. So we must work the longest and the hardest and then we will come out as victorious among our enemies." Ozu explained."LILYMU ROCKS!" Yes Man shouted and nearly bumped over Lily."Sounds good enough for me!" Gonard said and took a bite of Yoshi's hair."Now then, get back to work! While I send some 'letters' to our our rivals." Ozu left looking devilishly sinister and without another word. While Yes Man was playing with his tie still inside the building. The cast mates stared at him not sure of what to do next. Yes Man looked up and saw that his boss was gone."Uh... Yes Man will be going now too.." Yes Man sped off in a millisecond.Two hours later of a very drawn out twelve hour work day and a even longer work week, the five cast mates went back to the their apartments in Lilymu Towers. While Mitsuki was arrested when she was getting into her and Lily's apartment for "trespassing" and being not recognized again by anyone. Guano said good-bye to Mikey and Gonard and Lily who (slammed the door at Guano before he could say a friendly good night)."Well looks like I'll finally get those eight hours of sleep like I've dreamed of all...year." The furry director got his keys out of his nonexistent pockets and shifted his eyes around in his usual anxiety. The door unlocked and he rapidly got inside and shut it. He sighed out in relief and flicked on his lights... And instantly freaked out when he saw his living room and kitchen swarming with fleas. After two hours of figuring out what to do, he called pest control but they said they don't work on the weekends. What's worse was they couldn't be out there at least until Wednesday to expect it."How could have my entire apartment been covered by bugs!? And why at the time I actually was gonna get some sleep for once!" He spoke to himself as he carried a sleeping bag and his pink toothbrush across the quiet night apartment hall. He first knocked on Gonard's (and Gonard's mom's) door and got an answer by Gonard who was wearing footie pajamas with Mikey on them."Hey Gonard.""Guano? What are you doing at my door at the middle of midnight? Are you a.. gulp hallway monster!?" Gonard started to freak out a bit until Guano calmed him down."No I'm not a monster, my apartment got covered in insects and I have no where to sleep for the next week!" Guano told the blue hair giant."Is that because you didn't wash your suit again?" He questioned the short director/writer/actor/whatever."NO! ...Well maybe! It doesn't matter now. Can I sleep at your apartment?" Guano asked his friend."Sorry no can do buddy.""But why?""My mom said if you get another bug in her apartment floors that she'll call animal control on you." Gonard explained."I guess I'll go ask Mikey then, thanks anyways." Guano walked off."Good luck on finding somewhere to stay hallway monster!" Gonard shouted in the distance.Guano knocked on Mikey's door but got no answer. He then noticed a sign way above where he could reach. Guano leaped to grab the note smugly but fell on the hard floor in pain."My deer Japanese co-workers and admirerz,I, Michael Alexander Simon will not be able to answer the door as I've gone a long and perilous journey to enrich my spiritual soul and find out who I am.Will be back from Tijuana in a week.Mikey""Well there goes that idea. Though I'm not sure how long I'd take living in an apartment that smells like rotten pizza all the time." Guano said and went on again. He was running out of ideas and as this thought sunk in, he became nervous. He went to Lily and Mitsuki's door as his last hope."What do you want Guano? It's nearly two in the morning." Lily wore a facial mask, curlers and cucumbers when she opened the door. The sight of her caused Guano to yell out in fear that she was a hallway monster and he ran away.After panting and running for like thirty minutes the little fur ball settled down. Now he really didn't know what to do. All of a sudden his blue gem begun to vibrate and he pulled out his phone within the crystal. He checked his messages to see that his mom Kiyoko sent him a picture of an iguana with six pack abs and a machine gun. Though Guano had no idea what that message meant (or any of her messages for that matter) he finally knew where to go..Sleep in the elevator of course! There was no way the director was gonna be locked inside four walls with his boss, his yes man and his boss's business rival. Guano snuggled in a corner in the dark elevator and was all nestled in comfortably. A few minutes of silence rung in the tiny box as the twenty something costumed character begun to set in his mind where he would brush his teeth in the morning and etc during his stay. The sudden sound of a ding shocked him into being fully awoke."Oh yeah, will have to get use to that.."The elevator doors opened as a familiar man in a burgundy suit entered."Oh god, oh god, oh existing-yet-not-sure-if-existing-god.." Guano said in his head as huddled in a corner and put the sleeping bag over his head. Maybe, just maybe Ozu wouldn't notice him. And he didn't! Until Guano's girl band j-pop ringtone blasted through his gem. Surprisingly Ozu just shrugged it off as new age elevator music and exited."Thanks for another image message, momma.." Guano said annoyed as his cover had almost been blown."'Momma'?" He heard the raspy voice of Ozu repeat the phrase and shaking director listened as footsteps reached to his blanket."Guano?" The old man said getting down on one knee."Uh, uh. Guano's not here at the moment! Please leave a message after the beep!" The frazzled writer said and Ozu yanked back the blanket over his head again. "BEEEP!" Guano cried out."Son, why are you sleeping in here?" He asked and Guano still had only his head showing."Well, why are you coming home at 3 am "daaadd"?" Guano said back and was actually kinda surprised that he sounded sarcastic. He almost waited for Ozu to hit him or something."Well I've been giving out those rivalry messages I talked about earlier at the studio, but uh that's not important at the moment." Ozu said uncertain."Well my apartment is gonna be sprayed for bugs soon and I had no where else to go because everyone else was busy.. But I'm good here! Yep, good here!" Guano gave a thumbs up and half effort smile to his boss."You know you're not allowed to snooze off in here Guano." The producer said squinting and getting somewhat annoyed at the director."I know.. Hey! Maybe I can sleep in the studio! That way I don't have to bother with going to the penthouse for a entire stressful week full of stress and even more stress-" Guano rambled and got cut off by the old man."Just go to the house.""Okay..." Guano said giving up and walking out with boss as they got to Ozu's own 86th floor. Guano then slipped on his blanket as the elevator doors close on his body painfully.
  24. I sit on the couch and write some juicy horror stories, I love horror. Nothing beats it i could watch Friday the 13th any day even on Christmas! I write about a mutant puppy who kills anyone who looks at him. Then i hear the door bell, so i get up and drop my notebook of terror. The mailman gave me my new bag of horror collectibles I love these charming toys! I shut the door and turn and i see a creepy bird at my window black, green eyes, and drooling, like the dragon breath birdy horror story i wrote basically it was about a bird crossed with a dragon and could grow huge at anytime, I laugh at the thought it was probably a prank so i close the blinds and finish writing my mutant dog story. I then go to sleep and enjoyed my nightly sleep. I wake up and go the kitchen and see some weird cheese probably been there for years and i haven't noticed i threw it away, but went to throw away a piece of paper to know it was gone, I turn to see the fridge slam shut. Even though i love a good scare i don't enjoy actual deadly situation I put some of my important things in a bag and drive to the furthest motel. I decided i should do some research so I grab my computer and look up "disappear cheese ghost" nothing. I felt like an idiot, but then i heard it scratching i open the door a crack and there was a dog whimpering. I shoo'd him but he growled so i decided to call a dog catcher. I call him and as soon as i check outside the dogs gone... then he bites my arm. How in the world did it get here?! I throw it across the room it lands on the floor and soon the mirror shows in image of me falling down on the highest cliff. I knew it. My notebook stories came to life... my sink spewed out purple water, my fridge fell over, and the dog growled. I was cornered as i notice the window was open i jumped out luckily with my car keys but it wasn't fine there was a cliff and i fell soon to be down in hell with Satan. END
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