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  1. https://www.cnn.com/2019/04/21/asia/sri-lanka-explosions/index.html The word at the moment is that this was a coordinated suicide bombing. No matter what, though... it's horrifically record-breaking. And coming just over a month after the Christchurch shooting, I can't imagine it's going to do a certain debate any justice...
  2. No matter how I look at it, it's you guys' fault I'm on this site!

  3. As the apparent heir to tvguy's throne as Mr. Political of SBC, I guess it's pretty obligatory for me to do this. Here's what I just got taking it just now:
  4. https://twitter.com/mikegravel At 88, Mike Gravel is a bit of an unusual candidate for this upcoming election cycle. Long ago, he was a Senator from Alaska (1969-1981), and today, we might consider him the intellectual forerunner to Tulsi Gabbard and her brand of anti-interventionism. Before losing re-election, he was a very outspoken critic of the Vietnam War, and sent shockwaves in 1971 when he publicized a huge portion of the Pentagon Papers by reading them in a congressional committee hearing, thus putting them into the permanent public record. Then he ran for president in 2008, sharing the stage with Obama, Hillary, Joe Biden, and others. What happened then truly has to be seen to be believed. Now, a group of teenage Chapo Trap House fans have gotten him to run once again in 2020 (and they run his Twitter account as well), with a peculiar catch: Gravel and his team have no intention of winning the nomination. Instead, they want to get him onto the Democratic debate stage, and let him once again rip American foreign policy and corruption. Once the debates are over, he'll drop out of the race, and (probably) endorse Bernie Sanders for the actual nomination. To get into the first debate requires a candidate to have 65,000 people donate to them, so if you want to see Mike Gravel and Company tear up the Democratic field this election cycle, go here to donate! Since the focus here is on how many people donate rather than how much, you can give however much you want; whatever's left after all of the campaign's expenses are paid off will go to helping get clean water back in Flint, Michigan. Also, join the official Gravel campaign Discord here! Some of his campaign staff are on the server, and it's growing quite well. In short: Spent a buck on a campaign My friends love do the same I found a dude, and I love his name We don't want more of the same Rather go and play this game Gravel Gang, Gravel Gang, Gravel Gang i'm sorry but also not sorry for that
  5. For a while now, I've been saying that 4chan and its relatives are the dumpster fires of the internet. If ever I needed of that, this is it.
  6. I don't think we ever had any direct conversation with each other, but I've seen you on SBM multiple times. I think you have enough bracelets.
  7. My 84-year-old grandma, my last grandparent alive, is now in the ER, and I'm not sure what for. I don't think this is going to end well...

    1. HawkbitAlpha

      HawkbitAlpha

      Update: she's stable now, and being transferred to a bigger hospital to be treated for some kind of respiratory infection. Not sure how this is gonna go from here, but that's an update.

    2. JCM

      JCM

      I have a grandma around the same age who's also my last grandparent alive, and she's had Alzheimer's for several years now. I feel for you and hope your grandmother gets better.

    3. HawkbitAlpha

      HawkbitAlpha

      Late update: she's doing a good bit better now! In the hospital, recovering from pneumonia and UTI. We're still deciding what happens next.

  8. We're now in the next pre-election year. More than a dozen political figures have now thrown their hats into the ring to run for President in 2020, most of them on the Democratic side. It's really early to do a poll like this, but I'm curious to see where we all stand right now. We could get some more conversations going. Here, I've put together a list of most of the notable candidates to pick from. Personally, Bernie already has my backing, for reasons that I've already made pretty clear. inb4 this has even lower voter turnout than the real elections
  9. You know, some people have been asking me about what my future plans are going to be. Well, I'd like to take the time to make a definitely serious announcement. I have decided that I will be starting an exploratory committee to look into running for President in 2020 as a Libertarian candidate. I'm also starting an exploratory committee to look into the 2024 Mississippi senatorial primary nomination for the Democratic Party. Also, I'll be looking into an exploratory committee committee to look into running for Circuit Clerk of Hinds County, Mississippi as a moderate Republican. So, there it is. For the next two to six years, I'm going on a listening tour. I'll listen to you, the various voters, telling me what I should do. Until then, I hope to see you. Or rather, hear you.
  10. Update: I ripped both the remaster and the orchestral version from Spotify and uploaded them to YT for all of you to hear. Both links are edited into this thread. Enjoy!
  11. We now have both a straight remaster and a brand-new ORCHESTRAL VERSION. Hell to the yes!
  12. UPDATE: Yang just appeared today on the Joe Rogan Experience podcast for a pretty solid amount of conversation. I'm yet to watch it, but I have high hopes.
  13. People keep asking if I'm back, and I haven't really had an answer... But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back!

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