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About SpaceChimpsFanatic

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    “THE PREQUELS ARE AWESOME” - Jeremy from Geeks + Gamers
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  1. I had known about Celeste for a long fucking time. I finished this game around February, BUT I’m doing my review now so yeah. Celeste is a precision platformer/rage game. The game’s controls are so tight. I’ll be real with you chief: the main story levels of Celeste are not hard, in fact, they are probably medium difficulty at worst. They’re still incredibly well designed. The real hard shit comes in the B and (spoiler) C Sides. The B Sides are really difficult but nothing compared to those fucking C Sides. In fact when I posted my little twitter overview of my Celeste thoughts I had only 11 hours in and half the B Sides. I love the gameplay of Celeste so much I felt the need to almost double that playtime! The story is surprisingly good. It’s way better than a precision platformer story with a really bland pixel artstyle needed to be. The characters are all just really interesting to listen to and overall it fits really well. As I mentioned before the art style when not in portraits or illustrations is not that good. It’s the definition of stereotypical “pixel indie game”. Besides that really minor dislike the game is easily like a 9.5/10. I really recommend it for everyone (there’s even an assist mode for if you have trouble in the game). Next review is likely South Park cause I beat it a month ago. After that you will be getting a one piece world seeker review! WAIT SHIT I ALMOST FORGOT THE MUSIC. The music is lit 🔥
  2. So I’d say around April 2018 I saw that on steam guacamelee cost a grand total of 1 dollar and 50 cents. This steam deal was irresistible so I picked it up and decided to play it. I love the first game, while the exploration feels a little bit meh, the combat is really fun to play with. The story was nice to go through and I adore the artstyle. The sequel had been announced already and playing the first game got me really excited for the new one. Oh it’s coming to PS4 first. AIright, I asked for a PS4 for my bir-doesn’t get a PS4. The worst part is it came out like the day after my bday lmao. Now we’re in December but I just didn’t get the game even though I had the PS4. At this point the other consoles launched already. It was still on my list to play but then I realized “I’m going on vacation and I don’t have any single player games”. Ok I have some gold coins on the Eshop lemme get a 20 dollar card. THE REVIEW: This game is just like the first one in terms of gameplay. Look for this review I really hope you’ve played the first game. Anyway, Juan has the same powers from the first game and just like the first you need to gradually unlock them overtime (again). New to this game however is a complete overhaul in the chicken power up. Pollo Power has a much larger purpose than it did in the first game. The plot has the same charm as the first games did with some nice dialogue with a style of humor that heavily relies on pop culture references and puns (there’s a wonderwall joke). The art style was gorgeous in this game just like the first one and I really don’t know what to add from here. I give this game a 8/10. Next review will likely be Celeste which I finished a few days ago.
  3. The toys are available for preorder Release Date: March 15th https://www.amazon.com/stores/node/2601116011?_encoding=UTF8&field-lbr_brands_browse-bin=SpongeBob SquarePants&ref_=bl_dp_s_mw_2601116011 Culturepants Patrick https://www.amazon.com/SpongeBob-SquarePants-Spongepop-Culturepants-Collectible/dp/B07MNBKCL9?ref_=bl_dp_s_mw_2601116011 Culturepants Squidward https://www.amazon.com/SpongeBob-SquarePants-Sponge-Culture-Pants/dp/B07M9CK9D3?ref_=bl_dp_s_mw_2601116011 culturepants SB https://www.amazon.com/SpongeBob-SquarePants-SpongePop-CulturePants-Collectible/dp/B07MNBBHTD?ref_=bl_dp_s_mw_2601116011 Surprised Patrick figure (out of stock atm) https://www.amazon.com/SpongeBob-SquarePants-Masterpiece-Collectible-Figure/dp/B07M5M4L9N?ref_=bl_dp_s_mw_2601116011 Hooked Patrick (Out of Stock) https://www.amazon.com/SpongeBob-SquarePants-Sponge-Culture-Pants/dp/B07MCYG4S8?ref_=bl_dp_s_mw_2601116011 Dr Plankton https://www.amazon.com/SpongeBob-SquarePants-Sponge-Culture-Pants/dp/B07MNBRYD9?ref_=bl_dp_s_mw_2601116011 Scaredy Pants SB https://www.amazon.com/SpongeBob-SquarePants-Sponge-Culture-Pants/dp/B07MGK4934?ref_=bl_dp_s_mw_2601116011 Handsome Squid Eyes Closed https://www.amazon.com/SpongeBob-SquarePants-Masterpiece-Memes-Collection/dp/B07MK5GGYC?ref_=bl_dp_s_mw_2601116011 Handsome Squid Eyes Open (Out of Stock) https://www.amazon.com/SpongeBob-SquarePants-Masterpiece-Collectible-Figure/dp/B07M9CKCQY?ref_=bl_dp_s_mw_2601116011 Imagination SB https://www.amazon.com/SpongeBob-SquarePants-Masterpiece-Memes-Collection/dp/B07MGK4933?ref_=bl_dp_s_mw_2601116011 Mocking Spongebob (Out of Stock) https://www.amazon.com/SpongeBob-SquarePants-Masterpiece-Collectible-Figure/dp/B07MNBDM4Z?ref_=bl_dp_s_mw_2601116011 Primitive Sponge https://www.amazon.com/SpongeBob-SquarePants-Master-Piece-Collection/dp/B07MCYGJ47?ref_=bl_dp_s_mw_2601116011 Spongebob StretchPants (only plush in the line) https://www.amazon.com/SpongeBob-SquarePants-Stretch-Pants-Yellow/dp/B07MK5GC5P?ref_=bl_dp_s_mw_2601116011
  4. 1. MM&BB 2. Pickles 3. Suds 4. Tea @ the treedome 5. BOTTOM 10 RIPPED PANTS 6. Boating School 7. Squeaky Boots 8. Hooky 9. Arrrgh! So I assume pizza delivery comes in later?
  5. Narrator: This isn’t a meme show (well actually it kinda is). It is the story about a cave with no birth name but has liked going by the name Dave. Now let’s go back to the past. ...700 years ago... King Neptune: I’m really fucking bored im gonna go make a cave. But he’s fucking magic. He shall be small… yet grow to be huge. He will someday become an important figure of history. But for now, He shall be known as a lowly rock. Episode 1: The Time Shall Pass *650 years later* A view of Jellyfish fields is seen. It has very lush grass and a sunrise is seen. A cave is on the right of the image. Dave: Yo, are you up? (speaking to a ghost pirate) Ghost Pirate: What the fuck do you want it’s like 6 in the morning. Dave: Well I was just having a nice glass of oxygen in the atmosphere but something banged at my entrance. Can you go see who it was. Ghostly Pirate: Ok fine I’ll go over there. An anchovy appears at Dave’s entrance. He is wearing what looks to be Atlantean armor. Anchovy: PLEASE LET ME IN PLEASE Dave: Don’t let him in, he’s probably a telemarketer. Anchovy: PLEASE I’M ON THE RUN Ghost Pirate (skeptical): And I’m supposed to believe you? Anchovy: I have some treasure. Ghost Pirate: I’m letting him i- Dave (interjecting): Don’t! Ghost Pirate: Come in! Anchovy: Is everyone gone? Ghost Pirate: Yeah, pretty sure. Anchovy: Please introduce yourselves. Dave: My name’s Dave and that ghost pirate over there, his name is Calvin. Calvin: At least I was given a name at birth Anchovy: My name is Pontifex. I am an Atlantean rebel who disagreed with the current administration. Calvin: Are you gonna do some like backstory dump or some shit. Pontifex: Unfortunately yes. I had wanted to make Atlantis a more prosperous country but LRH wanted to make that place all about science and the arts. Not even any kind of prosperity. In return me along with a few others decided to create a continent that ran off of stolen gold from Atlantis’ reserve. Dave: That’s kind of a flawed idea for a country you know. Having no money and only focusing on science and the arts. Pontifex: To get money, I stole the Atlantean Amulet from them and split it in half. I sold one half of it to a seller who seems to have an interest in artifacts of unknown places. The other half however. I have right here. (Half of the Atlantean Amulet is shown) Narrator: If you don’t know what this is how are you on a SpongeBob site. Pontifex: Keep this thing safe. Until someone worthy comes in to take it. Someone who fully believes the philosophies of the Mu Continent Calvin: I expect there’s like a band of Atlantean soldiers out there Pontifex: Yeah I’m gonna go kick their asses. (A sound of a large brawl is heard outside) Dave: Well that guy was weird. I wonder if we’ll see him again. Go put that amulet in a safe place Calvin. Where no one can find it. (Calvin brings the amulet deep in the cave so no one can find it.) Dave: What the fuck even are the “Philosophies of the Mu Continent” Calvin: I don’t know I assume it just means never let anyone get it. Episode 1 Ends
  6. This movie was god awful.
  7. Oh fuck I can do an animation list? Unlike most other shit I’ve seen essentially every animated film in theaters this year besides like 1 or 2.
  8. Cletus: Speak in English my man. Or we'll be wrestling tonight
  9. Howdy y'all lets have a farting contest my fellow gay brothers.
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