Season 3: Episode 2: Ben Shapiro Reviews the OBAB Show
It has been exactly 7 months since the premiere of the OBAB Show's third season, since then, SBC has been ravaged by corruption, hunger, poverty and crime. In order to win re-election for a 2nd term, president Jjs has new plan to save SBC.
OBAB: Does anyone have any water? All I have are peanuts.
BobCarotte: I have some cucumbers.
Winter: This place is so dilapidated that even RDSP had to migrate elsewhere!
Slug: I think it's time for a Communist revolution in SBC!
Jjs: Wait... wait. Hold on now, let's not get crazy here.
OBAB: Do you have a plan?
Jjs: That's the thing, I think I might know how to save SBC.
BenPaz: I hope it's as great as the last plan.
Jjs: That was actually JCM's plan, and now he's banned for 999999999 years, but I have a new idea.
Patty: You see Sponge 13 has a special feature we didn't disclose beforehand.
Jjs: That's right, SBC is now on the Free Market of ideas.
OBAB: What does that mean?
OWM: For too long SBC has been a closed-off community, if we open ourselves up to new ideas we could get a major surge in membership.
Jjs: Even some people from twitter like True Luigi Fan are starting to join.
Goobz: OMG GUYS BEN SHAPRIO JUST JOINED SBC I'M CUMMING MYSELF RIGHT NOW!
OBAB: I can't believe Ben Shapiro is joining SBC, I always figured he was overhated by liberals.
Ben Shapiro: So is this the better version of SBM?
Ben Shapiro: It's a shame what happened to SBM. Absolutely heartbreaking. A magnificent monument to western civilization collapsing.
OBAB: We do have new episodes of the OBAB Show on here, however.
Coffee: And they aren't as cancerous as the first 2 seasons. Besides Ukrainian civilization is better than western civilization.
Ben Shapiro: For me I enjoyed SBM Buys SBC since it reminds me of corporations forming monopolies so we'll see if this is even better.
OBAB: So what do you think of it?
Ben Shapiro: Well there are some good things. I like how all the refugees that came from the wiki get deported at the end.
OBAB: Uhhh... nice?
Ben Shapiro: However, there is some serious leftist indoctrination in this that ruined the entire story for me.
OBAB: Such as what?
Ben Shapiro: Well for one thing there is some people in this story who don't despise My Leg. I'm not racist against people who like My Leg but idk it just feels like forced diversity to me.
Coffee: I agree. My Leg and Grill are
Ben Shapiro: I mean it's not like I hate people who like My Leg but I just wish they'd stop shoving this forced diversity down my throat.
OBAB: WHAT HOW COULD YOU HATE THE OBAB SHOW?
Ben Shapiro: Is that the sound of a TRIGGERED LIBERAL TO ME?
OBAB: I just don't understand how you could hate something so godly?
Ben Shapiro: WELL, IF YOU LIKE THE OBAB SHOW SO MUCH, WHY NOT MOVE TO VENEZUELA?
Winter: What does that have to do with anything?
Ben Shapiro: WHO ASKED FOR A THIRD PERSON TO DEBATE ME? THERE ARE ONLY TWO GENDERS AROUND HERE?
Slug: Well, how would you fix this story to make it better?
Ben Shapiro: Well for one thing, Lumoshi uses the Infinity Gauntlet which wipes out 50% of the population? Seriously? That's too equally balanced.
Slug: So you don't want the Infinity Gauntlet in the story?
Ben Shapiro: I'll I'm saying is that it feels like Socialism to me. Just make it 99% and it'd be all good.
BobCarotte: Hey, I was able to survive last time. If 99% of SBC's population vanished I'd probably be gone too!
Ben Shapiro: Well you just got to work harder you lazy welfare queen.
OBAB: I'm no welfare queen! I'll have you know I make tons of doubloons off of OBAB Show royalties!
Ben Shapiro: Sounds like a government check to me, kind of like VENEZUELA!
Jjs: Ok, let's calm down here. Things are getting a little bit heated.
Ben Shapiro: Typical. Leftists censoring conservative voices.
Jjs: You don't have to get banned, we just could tone down the heat a bit.
Ben Shapiro: Tone down the heat? Sounds like you people need a safe space! I now understand why Metal got red-pilled.
OBAB: Listen, I just don't agree. It's like when someone says The Fishbowl is bad... WHY DO PEOPLE HATE THE FISHBOWL?
Ben Shapiro: See? You're just intolerant of different views?
OBAB: Okay maybe that was a bad example...
Ben Shapiro: I'm not inclined to continue a review with a person as badly motivated as you so I think we're done here.
Jjs: Well that was interesting.
Slug: I just hope future episodes of the OBAB Show get a better reception.
Hippy: Make SBM Buys SBC 2.
OBAB: No that ep was horrible!
Kaiju: It's as good as Flareon's feet.
Slug: Hey guys look at this!
Hippy: It's god himself!
Slug: That's right, it's Jeremy from Geeks + Gamers!
Jjs: Well guys I don't think we can ever recover from this.
Hippy: I think it's time to pack up, SBC has failed in the free market of ideas.
Prez: I think I might have an idea?
OBAB: What is it?
Prez: Well, it's crazy, but it also involves the best crossover of all time.
SOF: Maybe it can work.
Jjs: Idk, what is your plan?
Prez: Well, if it works out well, it will save SBC and the animation industry.
NEXT EPISODE: Life With SBC
Plot: SBC members move in with Maggot, but things don't run as smoothly as they'd have hoped.