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About CakeCup

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  • Birthday 11/07/1998

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    Dat Knee (gets banana'd)
    Invader Zim
    Most SpongeBob episodes
    Creating frivolous little drawings
    Computer programming
    Learning gratuitous words in other languages
    Consuming nutritious comestibles
    90s-2000s NickToons
    Roasting the entire human population
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    Feigning intelligence
    Babbling like an idiot, because I am indubitably an individual who is a complete simpleton

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  • Favorite Episode
    The Municipality Populated by Sentient beings of the Molluscan Class Cephalopoda (or Squidville)
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  1. I am, indeed, older than the universe itself. Gotta admit, watching the Big Bang was quite the spectacle.
  2. "Bad Decisions" - Two Door Cinema Club
  3. I wonder: is the Kool-aid Man the jar, or is he the liquid? Let's discuss. 

    1. Inanimate Carbon Rod

      Inanimate Carbon Rod

      He's obviously the jar. I imagine he has liquid in there for the same reason Cuphead and Mugman have milk in them.

      Now, a better question: How does the Kool-Aid Man urinate?

  4. this is why you don't do seaweed, ladies and jellyfish.
  5. It's so great to see you again! Welcome to the club, Pearly!
  6. CakeCup

    dacademy dawards

    Up is a true classic that few movies will ever surpass. edit: okay, okay, Parasite looks like an intriguing film as well.
  7. Driving in the snow is a pretty terrifying experience. I mean, snow is amazing, but I hate it when the roads are like ice rinks. 

    1. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      i am not allowed to drive in the snow

    2. E.V.I.L.


      I have a love/hate with it lmao

  8. There's only a handful of episodes that I declare "irredeemable garbage". (those episodes being Pet or Pests, Summer Job, and Big Sister Sam) Even some of my least favorite SpongeBob episodes have at least one or two parts that I liked or had no problem with. All That Glitters: SpongeBob being reunited with Spat was a heartwarming little moment. Fungus Among Us: decent foreshadowing + the ending got a chuckle out of me To Love a Patty: The grilled shoe joke + SpongeBob's cutesy face when he took his patty out to dinner The Splinter: The beginning was alright, even if it was a little too slow-paced for my taste + "P.S: You're an idiot". Sun Bleached: The radical soda guy. Choir Boys: The talking toilet paper + The return of the grandma from "Have you Seen This Snail?" Squid's Visit: Squidward going insane was actually somewhat funny. Shuffleboarding: "My leg!" + Man-Ray's shrunken head The Clash of Triton: References to the Goofy Goober Stuck in the Wringer: SpongeBob telling Patrick off was cathartic. Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy: "ooh..try again" A Pal for Gary: As much as I LOATHE this episode, I actually gave it a 2/10 instead of a 1/10 because the beginning was tolerable + Gary saving SpongeBob was pretty awesome + the design of monster Puffy Fluffy looks cool + heck, I even don't mind the design of normal Puffy Fluffy. Yours, Mine and Mine: As terrible as the episode is, I actually tolerate it. The 30% cuter gag was kinda funny as well. Rodeo Daze: "How to open things" was a pretty funny little gag and the rodeo song was tolerable. One Coarse Meal: The ending got a chortle out of me, plus the "suicide" scene came across as more of a frivolous segment than a serious one. Trenchbillies: Patrick playing SpongeBob as a banjo. Hide and Then What Happens?: The appearance of Patrick Not-Star. House Sittin' for Sandy: The ending is slightly entertaining, and seeing SpongeBob in a French maid outfit is...rather alluring. Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom: Kelpy G's return Squid Baby: "My face! My face! Also my leg, but mostly my face!" Ink Lemonade: The haunted house scene was intriguing. As far as some other unpopular SB opinions: Jellyfishing was one of season 1's stronger episodes. It's not in my top 5, but it's genuinely hilarious. Ugh was an amazing episode that would easily go in my top 50. Party Pooper Pants and The Sponge who Could Fly are both good episodes. Squid Wood was a decent episode. Just seeing SpongeBob dance with mini Squidward was just adorable and it's very hard for me to find any overt Squidward torture in it. Breath of Fresh Squidward ain't half bad. Sure, the second half was a bit annoying, but the first half was great. It's so charming to see Squidward genuinely enjoying himself. Spongehenge was just a middling, albeit intriguing episode. If the episode had better pacing, it would have been a good episode, maybe even a great one. Yeah, the ending was pretty agonizing towards poor SpongeBob, but the rest of the episode is at least somewhat captivating. Gone was another intriguing episode. The ending, while overhated, was stupid but I didn't particularly mind it at all. Cephalopod Lodge, while absolutely stupid, was actually really hilarious. I couldn't take that episode seriously at all, especially with all of those Illuminati secret society references. One Coarse Meal's biggest flaw was how drop-dead boring it was, not the infamous suicide scene. The Cent of Money was just a mediocre episode. Seeing SpongeBob confronting Mr. Krabs of his wrongdoings was just a breath of fresh air, especially after watching A Pal for Gary. Are You Happy Now was an enjoyable episode and the infamous scenes were pretty funny. SpongeBob was also pretty likeable in this one, which was something that I didn't quite expect. I think that the way they portrayed depression was executed in a feasible way. SpongeBob, You're Fired wasn't an abomination. I still don't like it, due to it having an idiotic and scatterbrained plot, Krabs at one of his worst appearances yet, and how they turned SpongeBob into a workaholic, but it has several redeeming qualities. Seeing Squidward saving SpongeBob was just awesome, the mascot fight was pretty clever, and the scenes with Patrick's mutated second head were all hilarious.
  9. Tootsie rolls are kind of icky to me. The texture feels like old gum that's been sitting out in the summer sun, and they don't even taste that chocolate-y. It's the faintest chocolate flavor that I have ever tasted. Feel free to call me stuck-up, but I prefer finer chocolates like Lindt and Godiva. I say that this is a little bit of an unpopular opinion because most people that I am familiar with don't mind the taste and texture of Tootsie rolls. On the flip side, I think that Whoppers (the malted milk balls) are one of the best products that Hershey's has ever produced. Malted milk balls in general are just divine, but I understand why some people have an aversion to those little morsels.
  10. I actually don't mind most green vegetables (except for that pathetic garden weed that nutritionists call "kale"), but chives are my favorite. They're quintessential in cooking my favorite savory dishes, and they make a great garnish for foods like potatoes or omelettes. Scallions, leeks, and broccoli are all pretty delectable as well. Y'all need to eat your veggies, kiddies.
  11. $100 in cash $50 Fred Meyer gift card Calvin Klein brand pajamas DKNY sweatshirt Nautica brand coat Plaid scarf 2 pairs of black pants 10-pack of black socks Baby animal calendar A whole bunch of Lindor truffles Big box of Godiva chocolates Big box of Land O'Lakes cocoa mix
  12. Whirly Brains: 7/10 Mermaid Pants: 9/10 Unreal Estate: 8/10 Code Yellow: 4/10 Mimic Madness: 9/10 House Worming: 7/10 (6/10 without the short) Snooze You Lose: 5/10 Krusty Katering: 8/10 SpongeBob's Place: 7/10 Plankton Gets the Boot: 6/10 Life Insurance: 7/10 Burst Your Bubble: 9/10 Plankton Retires: 4/10 Trident Trouble: 8/10 The Incredible Shrinking Sponge: 8/10 Sportz?: 4/10 The Getaway: 8/10 Lost and Found: 6/10 Patrick's Coupon: 5/10 Out of the Picture: 8/10 Feral Friends: 9/10 Don't Wake Patrick: 7/10 Top 5: 5. Trident Trouble 4. Burst Your Bubble 3. Mermaid Pants 2. Feral Friends 1. Mimic Madness Bottom 5: 5. Patrick's Coupon 4. Snooze You Lose 3. Code Yellow 2. Sportz? 1. Plankton Retires Overall: good season, albeit one with some flaws. Most episodes rely on visual humor as opposed to quirky dialogue, which is totally fine, but it would be better if there was a balance between the two. I couldn't find any terrible episodes here, so that's a plus, but the worst episodes tend to be either really boring (Plankton Retires) or inconsistent (Code Yellow). Some episodes feature recycled plots, so I can't really call this season "original", but I would say that this season is the start of the more experimental episodes that come afterward. One thing I'd like to mention about this season are the call-backs to previous episodes: I honestly think that they are actually quite cool, since it shows a little bit of continuity. I would consider most call-backs to be little easter eggs that don't really affect the episode as a whole. They are just sorta there; nonetheless, it's fun to take a look at them upon viewing. Most of these episodes are ones that I would only watch if there was nothing on tv, but I can definitely get genuine enjoyment from at least a few of these episodes, like Mimic Madness and Mermaid Pants.
  13. CakeCup

    Season 8 Discussion

    Accidents will Happen: 4/10 The Other Patty: 6/10 Drive Thru: 8/10 The Hot Shot: 8/10 A Friendly Game: 7/10 Sentimental Sponge: 4/10 Frozen Face-Off!: 8/10 Squidward's School for Grown Ups: 5/10 Oral Report: 3/10 Sweet and Sour Squid: 7/10 The Googly Artiste: 5/10 A SquarePants Family Vacation: 5/10 Patrick's Staycation: 3/10 Walking the Plankton: 7/10 Mooncation: 8/10 Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation: 7/10 Ghoul Fools: 8/10 Mermaidman Begins: 8/10 Plankton's Good Eye: 6/10 Barnacle Face: 7/10 Pet Sitter Pat: 3/10 House Sittin' For Sandy: 2/10 Smoothe (not smoothie!) Jazz in Bikini Bottom: 1/10 Bubble Troubles: 5/10 The Way of the Sponge: 6/10 The Krabby Patty that Ate Bikini Bottom: 6/10 Bubble Buddy Returns: 4/10 Restraining SpongeBob: 4/10 Fiasco!: 5/10 Are You Happy Now?: 7/10 Planet of the Jellyfish: 9/10 Free Samples: 6/10 Home Sweet Rubble: 4/10 Karen 2.0: 8/10 InSPONGEiac: 5/10 Face Freeze: 4/10 Glove World R.I.P.: 5/10 Squiditis: 6/10 Demolition Doofus: 3/10 Treats!: 7/10 For Here or to Go?: 5/10 It's a SpongeBob Christmas!: 9/10 Super Evil Aquatic Villain Team Up is Go!: 5/10 Chum Fricassee: 8/10 The Good Krabby Name: 6/10 Move it or Lose it: 4/10 Hello Bikini Bottom!: 10/10 Top 5: 5. Mermaidman Begins 4. Frozen Face-Off! 3. Planet of the Jellyfish 2. It's a SpongeBob Christmas! 1. Hello Bikini Bottom! Honorable Mentions: Drive Thru, The Hot Shot Bottom 5: 5. Pet Sitter Pat 4. Oral Report 3. Demolition Doofus 2. House Sittin' for Sandy 1. Smoothe Jazz in Bikini Bottom Dishonorable Mentions: Patrick's Staycation, Restraining SpongeBob
  14. Tentacle Vision: 7/10 I Dancing: 6/10 Growth Spout: 6/10 Stuck in the Wringer: 1/10 Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy: 2/10 The Inside Job: 7/10 Model Sponge: 5/10 Greasy Buffoons: 5/10 Keep Bikini Bottom Full of Garbage: 3/10 A Pal for G4ry: 2/10 Yours, Mine, and Mine: 2/10 Kracked Krabs: 8/10 The Curse of Bikini Bottom: 6/10 Squidward in Clarinetland: 8/10 SpongeBob's Last Stand: 7/10 Back to the Past: 9/10 The Bad Guy Club for Villains: 6/10 A Day Without Tears: 4/10 Summer Job: 1/10 One Coarse Meal: 3/10 Gary in Love: 5/10 Rodeo Daze: 2/10 The Play's the Thing: 3/10 Gramma's Secret Recipe: 4/10 The Cent of Money: 4/10 The Monster who Came to Bikini Bottom: 4/10 Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Triangle: 6/10 The Curse of the Hex: 5/10 The Main Drain: 2/10 Trenchbillies: 2/10 Sponge-Cano!: 5/10 The Great Patty Caper: 7/10 That Sinking Feeling: 5/10 Karate Star: 8/10 Buried in Time: 7/10 Enchanted Tiki Dreams: 9/10 The Abrasive Side: 8/10 Earworm: 6/10 Hide and Then What Happens?: 2/10 Shellback Shenanigans: 4/10 The Masterpiece: 6/10 Whelk Attack: 7/10 You Don't Know How Lame This Episode Is: 3/10 Tunnel of Glove: 6/10 Krusty Dogs: 5 Weiners/10 The Wreck of the Mauna Loa: 7/10 New Fish in Town: 4/10 Love that Squid: 7/10 Big Sister Sam: 1/10 Perfect Chemistry: 7/10 Top 5: 5. The Abrasive Side 4. Kracked Krabs 3. Squidward in Clarinetland 2. Back to the Past 1. Enchanted Tiki Dreams Honorable mentions: Karate Star, Buried in Time, Perfect Chemistry Bottom 5: 5. Trenchbillies 4. Hide and then Nothing Happens 3. Stuck in the Wringer 2. Summer Job 1. Big Sister Sam Dishonorable mentions: Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy, A Pal for Gary, Yours, Mine, and Mine, The Main Drain
  15. House Fancy: 8/10 Krabby Road: 8/10 Penny Foolish: 6/10 Nautical Novice: 5/10 Spongicus: 7/10 Suction Cup Symphony: 8/10 Not Normal: 9/10 Gone: 6/10 (I honestly found most of this episode fairly intriguing. It would have gotten a 7 or even an 8 if it wasn't for that awful ending) The Splinter: 2/10 Slide Whistle Stooges: 7/10 (I don't mind the sound of slide whistles, comrades. This episode has quite a few comical visual gags, so it's at least relatively enjoyable) A Life in A Day: 5/10 Sun Bleached: 3/10 Giant Squidward: 8/10 (*crowd throws bananas at me*) No Nose Knows: 6/10 Patty Caper: 7/10 Plankton's Regular: 3/10 Boating Buddies: 3/10 The Krabby Kronicle: 7/10 The Slumber Party: 8/10 Grooming Gary: 5/10 SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One: 7/10 Porous Pockets: 6/10 Choir Boys: 1/10 Krusty Krushers: 7/10 The Card: 4/10 (As much as I wanted to give it a bad rating, I couldn't. The beginning was actually pretty hilarious and the infamous line didn't offend me all that much) Dear Vikings: 3/10 Ditchin': 6/10 (close to a 7) Grandpappy the Pirate: 7/10 (close to a 6) Cephalopod Lodge: 5/10 (Tough episode for me to rate, since I find so much of this episode hilarious, but the story is moronic and the characters (except Squidward) here are pretty bad) Squid's Visit: 2/10 To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants: 4/10 Shuffleboarding: 2/10 Professor Squidward: 5/10 (Again, another episode that I am ambivalent towards. It's so stupid, but I found myself laughing at some of the jokes, like the metronome gag) Pet or Pests: DA TRASH/10 Komputer Overload: 7/10 Gullible Pants: 3/10 Overbooked: 8/10 No Hat for Pat: 8/10 Toy Store of Doom: 5/10 Sand Castles in the Sand: 8/10 Shell Shocked: 6/10 Chum Bucket Supreme: 8/10 Single Cell Anniversary: 8/10 Truth or Square: 5/10 (*gets pelted with more bananas*) Pineapple Fever: 7/10 (Again, I know that this episode has some Squidward torture (esp. Squidward ripping out his own eyebrow, ewww. Maybe that's why I don't ever pluck my eyebrows, lol), but I couldn't help but split my sides with laughter at this episode. Especially at the part where Patrick ages rapidly.) Chum Caverns: 6/10 (close to a 7) The Clash of Triton: 2/10 Top 5: 5. No Hat for Pat 4. Chum Bucket Supreme 3. Giant Squidward 2. Suction Cup Symphony 1. Not Normal Bottom 5: 5. The Clash of Trite-on 4. Shuffleboring 3. DER SPLINTER 2. Ire Boys 1. Pet or This Episode
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