Kairi❤

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About Kairi❤

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    bunny style
  • Birthday 04/20/2002

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  • Gender
    Female
  • Pronoun
    She
  • Interests
    steven
    otis
    abby (NOT)
    pig
    hilly
    bigfoot
    duke
    dick
    dr pig
    allspice
    sisir
    freddie
    peck
    chicken x ferret vore
    ,
    nora
    nathan randall the III
    hopped up on jolly ranchers and root beer
    iminlove
    1/5
    2/5
    3/5
    4/5
    5/5
    NARRATOR
    nat's friend amanda
    that is a HOOF
    barnyard read by vsauce
    isolation
    shirtless v-daddy
    bottomwhore
    goodbye annyeong adios
    bom solos
    bom singing
    bom nose #4
    bom you & i
    SORN DID 9/11
    tiffany high notes
    history of tiffany bad singing 3
    umjini for your wish
    dangerous lime
    ym's voice actor
    (whenkyliedoessomethingstupid)
    why does charlotte choke
    ozu & the Ladies
    justgonnagetjustgonnaget to the bottom of this
    6 white complainers
    omona!
    aro/ace
    savage thunder
    whom tf started ww2
    ozu's credit card
    hands OFF, old
    cp soccer ball animation
    youre making me nervous
    trisha
    visiting the japanese museum
    she's a POOL NOODLE
    having a sale 'just because'
    minion event
    shrek event
    mr 3.fuck
    4.8 ranking
    barbie
    raquelle
    midge
    ken
    forever Ken
    life in the dreamhouse intro
    wawawa trumpet
    sean spicy
    wanna stay at home with my headphones on
    kylie, kendall, the other one
    who?
    fuck u khloe ur ass is blowing up
    boy lolita
    NOT gonard
    the 84
    list of deceased back at the barnyard characters
    buying GEE on itunes
    cool cat doesnt save the kids parts 1-3
    ohare
    ty OHAAAAAARE
    im ohare im one of u
    sai's butt
    sai x ohare ddlb
    calling your mom at 4am to fight
    lemon launcher
    ur BANNED
    boomboomboom
    sry hun, its mah kneez
    knee brace
    why dont YOU get us some smoothies
    thanks daddy
    freddie and gibby are in a band, Omigod.
    ddlb + robot
    we
    we've
    we'll @l
    this yo shirt
    ur T-BANNED
    i heard JAMAICANS
    MAN ur sister can be a real-
    t-bo ready to get real
    male attributes
    lime juice
    is your joke still funny?
    cow on my arms
    my own special mission, will i learn about friendship and magic
    uh ya friendship and magic all that
    the equestrian moon is equal to 8 minutes
    weigh what comes out
    sounds bad real bad
    dYUring
    SOOOOOOOO
    party bush
    Hey T-Bo!!!
    scared, briggs
    how bout icarly
    o sparky
    giant hat, activate!
    cute things exploding
    Honesty!
    Loyalty!
    YEAAAAA MAAAAAY WEEEEE
    AAAAAAAAAAAA
    Y IS HE SONGING!?!??!?!?!?!?
    in what universe besides stevens would that occur
    firedancer
    HICHAVEN
    the farmer
    [16:39:58] MDPP: IDIOT!!!!!!!!
    me cutting olds
    *snort* i cunt whistle
    queen peppa
    daddy loves you
    dreamdeath2
    dream murder
    DREAMCHEF
    the cog trinity
    water break
    lets test the spike-a-pult!
    old vs preg RAP BATTLE
    (monkey)
    when otis kills abby
    NON-interests: otis/abby love sequences
    Wow
    well otis, ya did the wrong thing
    WRONG SHOW
    planet peen
    otis and pig make a cameo
    minkyung
    obama and kpop
    2NE1 FIGHTING
    2NE1bama
    yellow
    pink
    Necessarily
    ebony jenkins ft. auto tune
    emma mae jenkins
    thru everything i go thru
    DU HANE MINE!
    thru every situation i planned & put to it
    DU HANE MINE!
    DU HANE MYYYYYYY
    DONT U FUGIN SAY ANYTHING TO MOM
    ahahahaha we love banana milk (:
    i cant Bear anymore
    nicki vs ebony vocal battle
    Right-Leaning Libertarian
    into the REAL world
    spoken-word intros
    Tortorous Pasts
    tiffany spoken-word intros
    christina aguilera, i know she sings like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    fuken think im jokin muthafuckin stupid hoe dumb ass mo
    tha fuck u so pressed rn fuck out mah face better get out of there am droping insults u stupid ass christmas singin hoe u loookin like a fuckin reindeer bitch off with her cheeks
    47
    "Michael is gone, Tupac is gone, Whitney is gone, Prince is gone, Amy is gone, Bowie is gone...and I'm still standing." - Carly Rae Jepsen
    teal duck
    girl power
    being jesus on tt
    :denwa:
    no matter wat happens....
    BANG BANG BANG
    BAYMBAYMBAYM
    toNIGHT
    desert sand mouse
    black mouse
    maxi
    pad
    wtf taeyeon calm down
    idea
    i have witnessed the frog
    frog revivals
    chicken revival
    BAGELS i didnt even WANT
    i am gabberflasted
    heres 2
    :sruts:
    whale!!
    give em thanks ya'll
    cant deny havin good times we be laughing til we cry
    i want you *chair turn*
    umjis butt
    gags kermit outfit
    bottoms galore
    kermit hears the screams of totured souls
    ernie, god of chaos
    :teeth:
    sniff remix
    l m a o
    share
    yes godney slay me
    :held:
    Debut?
    i think im speaking
    i am gods prophet and my family is trying to destroy me
    Olds prophet
    ourworld
    getting bullied on ourworld
    eyem a weirdo
    what da hell eyem doeeng heere
    warmtoro
    gibbys mom
    NOT HERE!!
    prudes
    carly u sing the song
    spencer that was me
    oh,,
    spencer w/ wings
    spencer fall-hug
    nuts.... nuuuuuuts
    Im Pregnant
    o*u
    k*y*ko
    cher lloyd 1993-2006
    Mexico 6"
    the floors in HD
    unright
    sexy WET man
    i want 2 play with an artichoke up jupiter
    no babies,,,,right
    a job?
    friends ur own age?
    a woman?
    :hello bitches2:
    fudgebaaaaalls
    youre not awkward you just have an awful personality
    OUR STORY CANT JUST END LIKE THIS
    do you have peanut butter
    Chunky?
    well not like that
    Take the Stuff
    im serious! its for fox!
    playboy lion
    the sexi tiger from lion heart
    breaking my ribs was not festive
    thats just how festive i am
    BITCH HAHA
    shes leaving PCA,,
    :bath:
    gibby ft banana
    i like smoothies
    root n berry
    not at my barber
    drippin!
    feelin frumpy
    scream if u want more
    when into the new world comes on
    bannaples
    OH MY GOOOD
    Ahh grow up n i never felt so clean,,,,,not since b4 i was able to remember what i learned what luv means,,,,THERES A FREE ON MY CAAAAA WHEN U LET YASELF STAAAAART TO CARRY THRU THE MOMENTS LEFT BEHIND LEAVE THE OTHERSSSSS STARING U GROW UPthe real MVC
    peach bellini
    winter candy apple
    iced gingerbread
    jen
    angela
    the blonde lady
    a LIVE PERSON
    a very pleasant face
    i left out the f word
    greenbay packers
    where i shouldve been
    i carry a lighter, i dont smoke but u never know when there will be a candle
    batby & bodyworks
    ive been calling
    greenbay
    oshkosh
    fon du lac
    appleton
    theres a 1800 number
    district manager
    im telling em jen
    your ass gonna get reamed
    takshi
    I’m coming home
    I’m coming home
    Tell the world I’m coming home
    Let the rain wash away all the pain of yesterday
    I know my kingdom awaits and they’ve forgiven my mistakes
    I’m coming home
    I’m coming home
    Tell the world I’m coming…
    Haha, here we go
    I’m back where I belong (yeah he’s back, ya’ll)
    I never felt so strong (so strong)
    I’m feeling like there’s nothing that I can’t try (ain’t nothing you can’t try!)
    And if you’re with me put your hands high!
    If you ever lost a light before (this one is for you)
    The dreams are for you (the dreams are for you!)
    I’ll be home soon
    I hear ‘The Tears of a Clown,’ I hate that song!
    I always feel like they’re talking to me when it comes on
    Another Keisha nice to meet ya get the math I’m gone
    What am I supposed to do when the club lights come on?
    It’s easy to be Puff but it’s harder to be Sean
    What if my son stares with a face like my own
    And says he wants to be like me when he’s grown (me when he’s grown!)
    Haha, but I ain’t finished growin
    Another night the inevitable prolongs
    Another day another dawn
    Just tell Keisha & Theresa I’ll be better in the morn’
    Another lie that I carry on
    I need to get back to the place I belong
    I’m coming home
    I’m coming home
    Tell the world I’m coming home
    Let the rain wash away all the pain of yesterday
    I know my kingdom awaits and they’ve forgiven my mistakes
    I’m coming home
    I’m coming home
    Tell the world I’m comin’…
    'Ain’t No Stopping Us Now,’ I love that song!
    Whenever it comes on, it makes me feel strong (strong)
    Thought I told ya’ll, we won’t stop
    Until I’m back cruising through Harlem, these old blocks
    It’s what made me, saved me, drove me crazy!
    For all of my shortcomings, welcome to my homecoming
    And here I stand, a better man
    Thank you all, thank you all!
    I’m coming home
    I’m coming home
    Tell the world I’m coming home
    Let the rain wash away all the pain of yesterday
    I know my kingdom awaits and they’ve forgiven my mistakes
    I’m coming home
    I’m coming home
    Tell the world I’m comin home
    SHHH dont speak squanto
    u can give the scraps to squanto
    mini gluten free blueberry muffins
    cherry lube
    i know about colon p
    I SMELLED LIKE BACON WIT DAT BIG ASS PIG ON ME BUT IM TAKIN IT TO TREEMART, GIMME MY 250 CHA CHING
    me on sbc music, hey my dudes where thefuck is the gibby music
    SOLEMMEMAKEITCLEARUTHEONLYMAH7DOLLARJAMAICANSHAMPOOTHATMAKESMAHHAIRSOSILKYINEED
    spongedudes frozen head
    bend down whore
    now run along you ugly fuck, and dont come back
    mother cosgrove
    SMACK
    melrose
    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
    sparks fly like electricity
    my udders are on fire!
    pig x butterchurn
    hating abby
    hating kristen
    hating chase
    hating logan
    HYAHAHEHAHAHAH
    LOVING YOU IS MY FAVORITE THING TO DOOOOOOOOOOO
    sam, howd you get on the urinal monitor
    ju kno
    shut up!
    i lost my kidz
    i totally did!
    disturb
    the pink lady
    addicted to drinking paint
    addicted to long neck
    you are…..the Swan.
    *nnsg cheer*
    *mural cheer*
    *plastic surgery cheer*
    gibbeh
    a lipstick trier
    ariana grande top 10 diva moments
    bend over whoa
    crazy cool grandma
    i totally did!
    tea at the chatroom
    raku
    hitoshi
    koneko
    kidnapper AKA boku AKA bokutachi AKA geoff
    :christmascheer:
    :sbscary:
    she who is
    the scoundrel seduces
    HELLOOOOOOOOO! MOODY?!?!?
    youre so hurtful
    whats that supposed to mean?!
    u guys were speaking spanish or something
    women be shopping! you fellas kno what im talkin about
    lime senor
    lime senor roofies
    pink senor
    mmm da popee
    popee the performer
    kedamono
    frog
    elephant
    yo yo yoey, vote for zoey!
    i cant decide.
    how DARE you!
    moms donuts and chinese food
    and you DISRESPECT him by reading a law deposition at his donuts and chinese food shop
    she gone too
    yah yah yah
    what yo secret
    HATSUNE MIKU?!
    UNGH
    4 legs
    2 legs
    NATHAN!
    why hello im nora beady
    BIGFOOT NO FEAAAAAAAR
    bigfoot hot tub song
    bigfoots guitar
    bigfoot is nonbinary
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
    icarly three way
    im like dropping hints im depressed
    papi
    daddy finger
    eating sugar
    Exactly how somebody from the Western world could obtain such chocolates is unclear, since the United States and much of the Western world has had sanctions against Iran since the 1979 Iranian Revolution, partially due to their support for radical Islamists outside of the country such as Hezbollah. Considering that the expiration date was in 1992, they were either produced in Iran, during a period of attempted economic reforms that pre-dated the better known reform movement of 1997-2005, or they could’ve been produced by Iranian exiles.
    eye girl
    eye WOMAN
    ipromote techfoots
    'Maybe…’
    be a man, real man
    i love u everday in every way take me away
    shego
    i need complete silence for this spell
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKFSFJSJFSAFKSAFJSKFSNYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    nya…..rawr
    giftranda
    scaredranda
    sparks fly
    im neville, im coming in
    icarly hacker
    kewlbites
    :read:
    without my jimmy jimbo
    THERES NO REASON FOR ME TO LIVE
    weeeeeeeeeee i am the ratboy genius
    little king john
    ya girl corynn
    shut up
    stop lyin
    story of mother cosgrove
    http://i.imgur.com/JKxzFLP.jpg
    http://i.imgur.com/oJGeVfu.gi
    http://i.imgur.com/R1UymQk.gif
    http://i.imgur.com/RrlGFCG.gif
    http://i.imgur.com/gt9gFnW.gif
    http://i.imgur.com/JhBZSAr.gif
    http://i.imgur.com/KkKaVDB.gif
    http://i.imgur.com/lKr6aix.png
    the mirror never lies
    ur as croc as they come
    crocs
    http://i.imgur.com/fKENZhW.jpg
    http://i.imgur.com/hzB7AKg.jpg
    http://i.imgur.com/v2b3aeM.png
    http://i.imgur.com/iScXuYN.jpg
    http://i.imgur.com/50LIZ6R.jpg
    http://i.imgur.com/WYxaNNK.jpg
    http://i.imgur.com/Iw1jv2O.jpg
    http://i.imgur.com/l88l2Q8.png
    http://i.imgur.com/YVGH9Lm.png
    http://i.imgur.com/vs1WXbV.png
    uddervenger
    i am cowman
    we got that HOOD LUV
    addicted to being furniture
    end table
    i am aware of this
    mamamoo mamamoo
    Carly,,, theyre not wrestling
    MOM!
    mother, run a bath!
    hey!
    hey!
    wow, u dont care about ur family do u
    im so into u
    ben
    ben jr
    JEBUS
    jebus the cow
    sexy cow butt workout
    cow bike
    freddie x peck vore
    now, lets continue
    udder
    spongebob - blow
    imma boy lolita
    teavana tea
    sipping teavana tea with cha
    bullying nards
    bullying moxley
    gaya
    slaya
    the 5
    the 3
    2 alone women
    ipopee
    popee soundtrack
    mr pompay
    I’ve got a feeling that it’s gonna be alright,
    We don’t know where we’re goin’ and I don’t know where I’m at,
    I’m kinda thinkin’ I don’t like nobody else,
    You know whatever happens, I will be right by your side,
    You, me in the spotlight,
    Running around till the end of the night,
    Hot, hot keep it comin’,
    We can rock out till the early morning,
    You, me, going all night,
    We don’t care who’s wrong and who’s right,
    Hot, hot, keep it comin’,
    We can rock out till the early morning,
    Everybody’s dancin’ dancin’ crazy,
    And we never stop, never stop,
    Everybody’s ragin’, ragin’ crazy,
    Put your hands up,
    Put your hands up,
    I like you and you like me,
    We get together and we’re happy,
    Did you hear me say that?
    Did you, did you, did you hear me say that?
    Snap!
    And I like the way that we kiss,
    You and me together like this,
    Did you hear me say that?
    Did you, did you, did you hear me say that?
    Snap!
    Another night,
    And so just crank that music up,
    We don’t know where we’re goin’,
    And I don’t know where I’m at,
    It doesn’t matter cause we always know what’s up,
    I know whatever happens,
    You will be right by my side,
    You, me in the spotlight,
    Running around till the end of the night,
    Hot, hot, keep it comin’,
    We can rock out till the early morning,
    You, me, going all night,
    We don’t care who’s wrong and who’s right,
    Hot, hot, keep it comin’,
    We can rock out till the early morning,
    Everybody’s dancin’, dancin’ crazy,
    And we never stop, never stop,
    Everybody’s ragin’, ragin’ crazy,
    Put your hands up,
    Put your hands up,
    I like you and you like me,
    We get together and we’re happy,
    Did you hear me say that?
    Did you, did you, did you hear me say that?
    Snap!
    And I like the way that we kiss,
    You and me together like this,
    Did you hear me say that?
    Did you, did you, did you hear me say that?
    Snap!
    Oh, oh, uh, oh
    Everybody’s dancin’, dancin’ crazy,
    And we never stop, we never stop,
    Everybody’s ragin’, ragin’ crazy,
    Put your hands up,
    Put your hands up ?
    Everybody’s dancin’, dancin’ crazy,
    And we never stop, we never stop,
    Everybody’s ragin’, ragin’ crazy,
    Put your hands up,
    Put your hands up,
    I like you and you like me,
    We get together and we’re happy,
    Did you hear me say that?
    Did you, did you, did you hear me say that?
    Snap!
    And I like the way that we kiss,
    You and me together like this,
    Did you hear me say that?
    Did you, did you, did you hear me say that?
    Smack!
    wwwwwwwwwwwww
    victoria justice ends the feud
    sbm chat
    not being a chat mod
    moxleyheart
    homiestar
    QUACK QUACK
    mrs benson
    box joyfully
    *dk ooo*
    banana
    UR A PIRATE CANT U SEE
    but my kokoro can not go on
    ben, a good cow
    we already have so much furniture
    backpack song
    mr jew
    lesbian cats, ooo
    my name is doof and you do as i say
    cher lloyd
    fallen
    come to my house!
    elephants are in the dinosaur family
    i wanna party with you
    spike, dreams are for winners
    everyone pay attention to me1
    dasb, what you smokin girl?
    and who gained weight?
    フィヤコロチュ
    merry christmas, and happy jewish
    unknown woman legs
    ho ho hoodly doodly
    rip nathan randall the iii
    thats why you never trust a bisexual
    a great typist one day
    this is not
    americas
    next
    top
    best
    friend
    when you could have the cheap knockoff
    being a fashion diva
    t-bo
    i loooooooved ben!
    sexy yet illegal rat
    britney spears
    pregasauraus
    step right up
    and get a taste of the sikowitz
    sitting here without your love
    im in love, in love
    *fake polygamy wife laugh*
    my five wives
    sometimes I wanna take my own shower
    olds five wives
    Pathetic.
    even other polygamists shun them
    my own jack o lanterns
    novlympia
    i have boobs! *crowd laughs*
    homie & chas dream playlist
    ok princess it’s your turn to type
    the Swan. pageant
    when gibby gibson wins the Swan.
    you
    me
    in the spotlight
    when gibby performs at the bathrooms
    when gibby performs in the icarly studio
    when gibby performs at the cheesecake warehouse
    when gibby performs at his own wedding
    ITS LIKE TWO FRESH APPLES
    not a cat, Cat!
    what were u doing with that customers cheese fries
    I TOUCHED GIBBY
    i kissed gibby lips!
    trudy
    icarly presents: hey what am I sitting on?
    ariana and liz lesbian action
    old & preg naked?!
    the four
    the eight
    abby is a shapeshifter queen who wants to feast on otises love
    if I were crazy could I do this
    im in love with him
    sandwich I told you I don’t have feelings for you
    the floating bra
    “iCan’t Take It” premiering Saturday on Nick!
    plain potato
    herbal
    warm
    sweet
    succulent
    nice
    refreshing
    strong
    hot
    light
    sweet
    green
    tea.
    ohio
    look sakuras
    time for bento
    “double stab technique”
    did someone call for a Santa
    let’s go back to my humble abood…….. sorry, abode
    go away you no good inus
    *stroking poster* gee gee gee gee gee
    nekci plz
    or just one
    I can see Statue of Liberty from here!
    I feel like a deer in the headlights of love.
    Can I ask you a kind of weird question?
    I am the queen of the universe….. the waves engulf me and the water is warm
    Honey, you got a big storm comin.
    I don’t need friends, they disappoint me
    Hey old woman, stop staring at me. I don’t like old people and i wish that you, old woman, would stop staring at me
    Just give me the name of the son of a bitch, cause I’m gonna kill him *neck snap motion*
    I can’t stand it when she touches me
    jade will be hard to forget
    *snap*
    *snap*
    *snap*
    leftover lady
    carla shaw
    my names amber
    5'6 and ¼
    me gustas tu SMACK
    Haha! SMACK
    i said HO instead of HA bc it’s Christmas and im clever!!!
    Haha! im witty
    giant hands
    lots of hair
    he is welcome anywhere
    he is fast like a tsunami
    he can master oragami
    Bigfoot lives inside our hearts!
    my screaming little angel
    messin with lewbert
    coco
    bc there’s more
    and she will also walk away with this gorgeous crown
    a LOT of lypo
    she’s kinda average
    (rage)
    (rage)
    nightcore
    kyoya mpreg
    ben mpreg
    guanozu mpreg
    hitoshi mpreg
    italy mpreg
    obasan rap
    osaka obasan
    im coming home - icarly cast
    HEY!
    get ur hands off my hips before I punch ju in the lips
    happy birthday
    noras chicken
    jim gaffigan was right my palette is blistering
    come…come
    ticket lady from nnsg
    You ready?
    True love true love looking for true love
    Looking for true love wherever I go
    True love true love looking for true love to love me so so
    Sunday Monday asking my heart
    Tuesday Wednesday look up to the moon U MOVE SMOOTHLY
    Thursday Friday and we start again
    WEE 100 COMBO
    Give him heart to make him strong GRAB MAH HEART
    Make him fine to last the whole night long
    Give him heart to make him strong
    Make him fine to last the whole night long and
    Sugar girls sugar girls sugar girls
    Wherever I go! ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL
    Sugar girls sugar girls sugar girls
    To love me so so!
    Oh plz keep in mind
    The next one will be the one
    Really? My true true love…
    *neko cheer*
    im raku
    she’s koneko
    he’s heetoshi
    and together we are
    FRIEEENDS FOREVER
    ah, sayonaraaaaa
    im so into ju
    im comin,,,
    home
    I LOV THAT SONG
    what has carly faced
    tori is jealous of queen aris success
    dr phil
    dr phil silence
    get the HELL OUTTA MY COURTROOM
    judge judy
    judge judy vs dumb and dumber
    judge judy vs deer meat woman
    judge judy vs thirsty defendant
    judge judy vs woman with 5 kids
    judge judy vs man with 10 kids
    judge judy vs stupidest woman in usa
    judge judy vs annoying fat girl
    judge judy vs crazy tupperware woman
    judge judy vs abrasive man
    judge judy vs white trash
    judge judy vs THE HICKS
    judge judy vs trump
    GO GET UR JACKET
    GETMAH7DOLLARJAMAICANSHAMPOOTHATMAKESMAHHAIRSOSILKY
    neville went from annoying kid to butch lesbian
    trumpville
    icarly home of the cross dressers
    gibby now looks like a child molester
    :jokeisonyou:
    :jokeisonyou2:
    :jokeisonyou3:
    :jokeisonyou4:
    :jokeisonyou5:
    :jokeisonyou6:
    Hahahahahhahahahahashha! SMACK In the arms of the angel….
    i prepared refreshments! “yay!”
    DID YOU SEE THAT?! :DD
    sooyoung pterodactyl woman
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    you’re going to prison nora forever
    and ever
    and ever
    and ever
    and ever
    don’t stop you know you gotta live it up
    people lie but we just don’t care
    in this life you know you gotta live it up
    so everybody put your hands in the air!
    it’s an all night party that we’re getting into
    if you think you can stop it then the joke is on you
    it’s a dream it’s a scene and it’s so brand new
    if you think you can stop me then the joke is on you
    we did it we did it again oh oh
    we did it we did it againnn
    jamaican tag
    Racist?
    Transphobe?
    hey everyone! im asexual
    mdpp bombed hiroshima
    let’s go over yonder to walmart
    I ALREADY KNOW HER!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!1!!!!!
    What Destroyed…NICKELODEON?!
    muting cy to listen to lionheart
    dreamdancer
    so hot he needed 2 emotes
    WHEEL!
    CHIMNEY!
    WHEEEEL
    CHIMNEYYYY
    i feel like we forgot something…….GIBBY
    kick her in the cooter i don’t care
    tell her carla sent you
    Where is my Barnyard Show?
    when ozu shows you his crotch, Hey everyone! I’m asexual.
    bad acting, youre a bad actor ulysses
    way too elegant for that
    last time AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    Ulysses! *dead* *horse dick in camera*
    1 2 3 stay alive!
    eyegirldunnit
    sherri death
    shady maids
    TEAM KAM!!!
    sayonara
    shady kam scenes
    kam sings sayonara
    pullthe trigger guano
    Carly implies that a goat may have done something indecent when she went to the petting zoo on her last birthday. She keeps saying, “Don’t talk about it!”.
    For once I agree with you. Stuck-up assholes who thinks they’re soo much better than SBM because they can openly swear and shit. All while their forum is dying with less and less member everyday.
    :starbucks: 1-20
    L8R TODD
    GREEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY, WOO!
    SCREAM IF I HIT BONER
    you bathe in your sweatshirt too?
    never let it go…..
    racist nick
    only asian on nick
    no wrong time to eat an eggroll
    :ocd:
    btw nice mole
    morning bitch-chan
    go to beavecoon.org for the truth
    nevelocity.com
    thevalerieshow.com
    chickapedia.com
    worldofchucks.com
    whynotdateme.com
    iwebawards.com
    pillowmyhead.com
    sampuckett.com
    sprayyourchildren.com
    tweenpants.com
    igibby.com
    exerciserox.com
    sendmeasack.com
    splashface.com
    aggressiveparenting.com
    neverwatchicarly.com
    icarly.net
    isnarly.com
    highschoolcrazy.com
    paranormal411.com
    sniffmeajob.com
    zoeysballoon.com
    chaseandmichael.com
    specialtyswabs.com
    waroflords.com
    blabdaddy.com
    beavecoon.org
    fruitfling.com
    girlycow.com
    epicforks.com
    toonjuice.com
    zaplook.com
    wigopedia.com
    Build-A-Bra
    Being shirtless
    Carly Shay
    Chinese food (stated in iStill Psycho)
    Donut Holes
    Freddie Benson
    Jenna Hamilton
    Kirsten
    Liquid Soap
    One Direction
    Pig’s milk
    Pop music
    Pudding
    Rock music
    Ryan Seacrest
    Sam Puckett
    Shannon Mitchell (formerly)
    Spelling Bees
    Tasha
    The exact replica of his head
    Unicorns
    Whipped Cream
    Artichokes
    Cupcakes
    Freddie Benson
    Gummy bears
    Lip Gloss
    Her PearPhone
    Scars on Hot Boys
    Footie Pajamas
    Her PearPad
    B
    U
    S
    T
    E
    D
    ur busted
    *cheer*
    mr grande
    mr grande’s depression and rise
    morning, bitch-chan
    it is law
    its not like i like making midgets or anything
    LIAR!
    LIPOSUCTION!!!!!
    the bible *hands cosmo magazine*
    any cosmo girl wouldve known
    fallopian city
    icarlys
    canadian fatcakes
    cream sack
    *laugh* fredward?
    get outer my womb
    kelly cooper terrible movie
    CPMV
    kelly cooper terrible movie club penguin
    kelly cooper terrible movie sims 2
    Wahhhhh!!
    i stole your skateboard and im gonna ruin your wedding
    lewbert and marissa
    we could have a better kid
    berneice
    berniece took out the trash
    NOBODY WANTS TO SEE ALL THAT MEAT
    YOU KILLED MY FRIEND!!!!!
    Berniece Defies Death and Seeks Revenge
    berniece the beautician
    fake ass lil wayne
    indoor plant serial killer
    i don’t think you understand that i don’t even need a man
    krabsdance
    squiddance
    Hi
    green girl
    green girl dance
    green girl in the river
    gifs.com watermark
    you can be whatever you wanna be chad
    BAM
    i am obsessed
    BAM
    can’t get no rest
    BAM
    since that day i think i know what <3 is!
    F
    Y
    I
    !
    for your information!
    who needs some guy not i
    i found cloudblock
    some say the ducks went to canada
    others say toronto
    look! im pie girl!
    it is law
    wanna make purple
    MOVE im gay
    cibby moments
    morning bitch-chan
    freddie stats
    clown day
    handicaps: too many to list
    guess i didn’t get the memo
    can i get a container
    for my ranch
    so i can put it in my box
    theenk u!
    list of icarly innuendos
    sad mariah carey at the window
    mariah raising from the water
    chew your shrooms
    mrs santa claus gets SKINNY and HOT!
    watch him become SHREK
    dit u no
    WAAAAAAAAAYL i like banana too
    i wish i was da pig
    lazy mothafuckaaas
    im just gonna lub myself
    i am not available im not even single i just luv myself
    dat is the interestiiiing
    no SHIT SHERLOCK
    I LUB BANANA
    LYKE UR MUDDAH
    i am duh dying
    dit dit dit da dit u no
    is called tiddy, i mean tiddle
    holy shit we r da so fat
    what else i do wit mah left hand
    iiiiiiim coming up
    go back up in yo assho
    DUHH because men r emotionless bastahds
    i have animalphobia
    im part of the 41 percent dat think im fuckin sexy
    hey i just wanna stick da ball point pen down my throat
    ya lil nasty chinese ppl
    AAAAAAAAH
    das nastyyy
    cholesterol, bitch
    spider crawl up in yo vagina and then produce the egg
    Perverted Heterosexual Man!!!!!!!!!!!
    Spider romance..
    Nearly full moon, indeed there was love in the air. Spider love. The pretty young lady with legs long and black, today she took off her black nylons. Tied like in bondage would happen, she hang there. The 2 males, like only a man real could do to wait for the right moment to make his move. Helpless with her legs up tied, the large male was holding wait till the lady was ready. Brave he hold first position, chasing away the smaller male. This lady was his. He would be the first to touch virgin grounds. With patience he was waiting first row.
    In spider love the woman will satisfied her appetite with more than just a little love to fulfill her needs. Hungry for love, her man might end up as food for the kids to feed. An offer only a real brave man can’t refuse.
    For day and night he was waiting till her black nylons were taken off, a sign she might be his. The minutes passed by. Watching, observing. Close by, even holding her in time of need, brave holding his first row. This lady will be his.. Smelling her fresh and new scent, the new skin of lady virgin, like sweet delicate amber gold. Knowing when eyes open a smile, willing her touch will be. Only for some seconds. A love only experienced once, or maybe twice. Minutes, hours of waiting for less then 10 seconds lust mixed with his hunger for his babies to grow. Only the strongest will satisfied the lady her needs. He is the tall one, the strongest, he is on first row. Waiting for the lady to give him the eye blink. When moment arrived greedy he fulfilled his needs, taken what was his. 10 seconds. He only will have less than 10 seconds to survive. If..
    The lady was worth it. He took the whole ride and paid for it with his life. She had enjoyed it, proudly like a trophy his body hangs next to her in her web, together with her old nylons. Decoration for a web of a woman real, a woman worth it. The smaller male kinda impressed, he, even he is waiting for his turn to come.
    The lady took off her black nylons it’s a full moon night ahead of us.
    Many pictures where taken today, so are some waiting moments captured on film. Spider love, like an intruder I was watching,,
    hating moonstar
    hating sunny
    hating red velvet
    shelives
    day after pride parade
    tiffany x seohyun
    dream women and sunny
    http://www.shamchat.com/6e362caa/
    tan-tastic totally plastic queen of the oompa loompas
    go ahead and try to sue
    trufax REVEALED!!!!!!!!!!
    jack my swag
    he give me boner
    kareoke comes to use from the japanese
    Good people!
    low quality speedy compressed dreamdancer
    ANDRE!!!!!!!!
    miranda yelling gif
    have u ever noticed this wart
    OMG DA BIG EYEBROW
    http://i.imgur.com/uck6pFI.png
    merry christmas 2010
    chode!!
    :cherry:
    squidward choking on a fork
    OK BITCH
    dan scaring icarly cast
    dan scaring victorious cast
    indians
    gibbys rly tall chair
    :i only date tall boys 2:
    :la la la la la lola:
    allison crying
    :fuckoff:
    Leave
    lewbert ugly emotes
    chinese food emotes
    its thanksgiving emotes
    ytp emotes
    http://i.imgur.com/LviFTgl.jpg
    ur cards been rejected
    RE
    JE
    CT
    ED
    REJECTED!!
    http://i.imgur.com/wXyvt8H.jpg
    *both run in opposite directions screaming*
    :PULLHARDER:
    :chuckSMACK:
    http://cdn.teen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Miranda-Cosgrove-Pee-Fountain-iCarly.gif
    the toilet bowl hole
    http://image.laudable.com/image/upload/w_1200,h_630,g_faces,c_fill,q_100,f_jpg/v1468620314/ft37ptytd3wea5rzhkv5.jpg
    father and son
    lewbert was a male
    OMG SHOW ME
    https://socialbutterflies.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/img_2048_large.jpg
    https://i.ppy.sh/52d7bf7d65e9a35eedee9a7dcddee7abf7cc5954/687474703a2f2f32352e6d656469612e74756d626c722e636f6d2f74756d626c725f6d353473616452486a4d3172786e3378796f315f3530302e6a7067
    http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m56a1utrJg1qzlpo1o1_1280.jpg
    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5jgecSN2b1rxn3xyo1_r1_500.jpg
    False!
    http://i.imgur.com/jOxzlLG.png
    https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/12940264_1145581052127054_1189784829_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTIxODkxMTYzMTYyMzkzODIyNg%3D%3D.2
    everyone loves a good jazz square
    LIES
    INEPTITUDE sa
    i dont wanna feel blue,,
    mr taxi
    taxi
    taxi
    taxi
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CrEV-bvVIAABuZp.jpg
    george glass
    http://67.media.tumblr.com/0287cc27de765655e3b132b602e93b79/tumblr_ocr88iKvN21qgin7jo1_500.png
    DU HANE GOD MINE
    cuz HE lives
    http://data.whicdn.com/images/45218997/original.gif
    :WINDMILLS:
    :helloladies:
    sayonara
    sayonara
    sayonara
    sayonara yea
    sayonara
    sayonara
    sayanora
    Don’t make me say!
    nyoom
    GIBBY-FANGIRLING
    https://67.media.tumblr.com/79f34e0c6e6108c34048f9faa19220f5/tumblr_inline_naqrpfyBM01qgxpnh.png
    http://cdn.mgsrvr.com/q-qr/asset/92245/images/badges/m_freddie.gif
    http://cdn.mgsrvr.com/q-qr/asset/92245/images/badges/f_carly.gif
    dikku?
    pink person thing
    http://65.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkd032gqSf1qi6468.gif
    https://i.ytimg.com/vi/bzBeB4uZk3M/maxresdefault.jpg
    swan boob statue
    gumballs
    baby in the boob
    someones been doing the naughty
    BIG BULL
    https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2833570519/4ba4891032c5f905e68485616b65c26a.jpeg
    cheer up you stupid whore
    https://i.ytimg.com/vi/oVNpydMbOIo/hqdefault.jpg
    that poppy
    protection
    Japanese!
    Daisuki!
    froot loop donut
    ITS THE CHODESCALS
    live life, breathe chode
    talk to me lube
    oh marissa stop it
    vennu mallesh
    just leave everyone believe only one if you dont like anyone live alone
    http://i.imgur.com/mwrmYkA.png
    story of japan
    Mexicans, get Them!
    opposing mexican
    trump boss battle
    trumps hair level 9
    trumps hair level 10
    trumps hair level 11
    trumps hair level 12
    http://i.imgur.com/4szz35Q.png
    http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/nickelodeon/images/3/3c/Kappa_Mikey_The_Yes_Man_Nicktoons_Nickelodeon.jpg
    YOU HAVE 2 MINUTES
    cha shade
    “ive always loved you” marissa x lube
    marissa and lube run into each other in the hallway
    sunny- NO!
    i cant remember a time this wasnt happening
    all of terror on cupcake street
    “cat?” “whaty”
    hahaha u have man breath
    MAN i love this school
    guanto
    ay chi chi! yo quiero taco bell
    SHH dont speak squanto
    HOTTTTTTTTT BISCUIT
    NO 15 YRS AGO UR MOM GAVE BIRTH TO THE WRONG THING
    http://i.imgur.com/bwmM99O.png
    sonya
    blueberry muffin girl!
    mini muffin girl
    booberry muffin?
    i will make pie
    :SKILLet:
    http://img10.deviantart.net/c5ad/i/2016/164/3/0/big_miranda_cosgrove_by_cahabent-da62o5v.jpg
    :if u touch my chin ill fucking slaughter you fat bitch, lets not forgot whos the highest paid child actor in the world while ur shitshow is only known for ari:
    :never heard of Victoria Justin before but if she needs promo i guess ill pose with her:
    http://i.imgur.com/aeVj9j0.gif
    SOMEONE ELSE!!
    MUFFINranda
    bb lets take our relationship to the next level
    i love you blu-baby
    ibeat the meat
    dry bj
    fuck my lizard
    i found ths land of america
    SKEYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    1cm!!
    pride of 1cm
    dream district
    dream meeting
    dream location
    dream clothes
    dream women and yoshi
    dream girls and sunny
    dream women and robbie
    dream career
    dream gays at Last!
    dream feud
    dream death
    dream duo
    dream teacher
    scarydreams
    dream show
    DREAM
    dream squad
    my life is so beauty!
    but i got up! already brushing OFF the dust!
    when the mice women unite
    its your girl corynn and im back in town im gonna show you rappers how i put it down now i know i got a little bit of west coast sound but in case you were wondering im from d town to all who dont know thats dallas texas that is the place i learned all my exits its a little bit tough the second time around but like r kelly keep putting it down like the lyrics keep coming from high up above im gonna keep yall stepping in the name of love now i know im only just 10 yrs old but my rapping so tight some ppl call it gold but if u ask me i think its a blingin cuz when i rap it feels like im singing its like alicia keys but no im not falling i stand so tall u can say im balling
    BB UR THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY LOWLIFE
    YA LOWLIFE
    TAKE A rotten DAY AND MAKE IT ALRIGHT
    theyre identical *pans to japanese man and small purple furry*
    https://j.gifs.com/ElRoYg.gif
    im going to drink its milk
    funky coconut from sri lanka
    http://i.imgur.com/6IgAOge.jpg
    trinas audition
    SHES A HOT DOG
    trina vega YES
    if ur up for a challenge
    WELL ITS NOT! OK TORI!
    its war
    @the urinal
    I GOTTA GO RECITE ALUMINUM
    IM HIT! ARROW
    DANG THIS CURSED WAR
    ohh tofu
    concussion!
    you cooooould wazz
    ur talking crazy chizz
    she spoke her stage directions
    this stall is taken
    *sinjin cry*
    feeding children
    its him, AAAAAAAAAAAA
    the beverly hills volcano retired and moved to florida
    whats done is done
    well too bad tori its just a regular day here at hollywood arts
    kermit hurt
    kermit wrecking ball
    kermit als
    kermit suicide
    OH GOD OH JEEZ
    so yeah uh donate
    piggy got back
    kermit chode
    C i wasn’t lyeeng. bye
    ah
    love
    the feud
    hillary clinton is north korean
    donald frump
    shrek mom callin the police
    peanut butter ym time…?!
    dream performer
    no one is safe from the mingler
    iiiiiiiii
    http://i.imgur.com/TcHx416.png
    how to be a cog
    good steps
    my crown of shit
    diddies for the uh kiddies
    u ever thought about that BILLY its not fun
    http://i.imgur.com/z16InPj.png
    Marissa, don’t discourage my boy.
    Oh Lube, you know I can’t resist your charms….
    grover mails a bomb
    fatty tuna
    http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/icarly/images/f/f5/Mrs._Benson_smack.gif/revision/latest?cb=20110710003211
    arthur grows weed
    arthur writes a death threat
    death threats from ur mom
    i am a day dreamer i am a night worker i am a risk taker i am a self blamer i am a brain eater i am a heart stealer i am a mind reader i am a truth finder i am a smart cheater i am a pain killer i am a good teacher i am a perfect leaner i am a back bencher i am a new sencer i am a kids lover i am a soul builder i am very anger i know its very danger i am my life driver i am a routine changer i am a rules breaker, i Start a new Chapter..
    devil ray
    working for peanuts
    son this is ur peanut
    gibby invented cheesecake
    gibbys middle name is freddie
    cornelius
    time to rip a hole
    jazzy2
    FUN
    starting a new chapter
    freddie stories
    lewbert stories
    behold my shrine
    that kid kicked sand in coo cats face
    DOPE ASS TOONS TAKE OUT HORNY COGS
    eric estrada
    male stripper story
    :miranda:
    MMh shoooshshoosh Á̴͘A̷͘͡҉À̴̸̧̢A̵̵̴͠A̵̕͠A҉̶̷̷́ AAAAAAAAAAAOoooooO AAAAAAAAA BAGEL BAGEL ????????? out ta wa teeaees ?????? i wil O̷̶Ú̧T̸̀ i will ca youll ca̧a̴aaà noone E͡V̸̢ER raaa ŕááááá
    AAAOOoooow AOOOOOooooow YEHEHehe???? ssoosseessuccssoos and his ḋïċḳ was right there in front of me so i leaned over and i fúćḱéd him
    and i dont kiss like elleleeleelel i kiss like a belelelleel̶͞ę̸l͟e͡l͢͠èl̵͝͠e͝l̷è̸
    you are grounded for till cock
    for till cock
    FOR TILL COCK À͏À̴̶͟͝A͢A̸͜A͡҉A̵̡ ̵͟
    how old were you when you started ꜱᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴅɪᴄᴋ
    ala
    that is not the issue that is the issue
    the issue is your tissue
    t̨͠ḩ͞a̵ţ͢ ̴́͢i͟͝ś̴̡ ͞n̨ot҉ ͘͟t̕h̢̨͢e͝͝ ̕͏҉i҉̸ś̵͞s͡u̢͡è̷
    your souous
    oowa
    no
    we have a cock
    not anymore nah ah not anymore *͡͏̢͘*̶̸̀*̧͞*͡*̕҉ just forget it dont pay me i dont care hey dont pay me i dont care hey
    WHAT
    OOoOoOoooAo ?????????????????????? sams just j jus bein a bitch duu duus dooooh d̷͡ò̧o̷̧ǫ͢͜҉ờ͘o͠o̸͢͏̶͜ḩ҉ ̷̛͝
    HEY H͞Ę̵̴̷͜Y̴̡ ara thoughtchu my chush oh my go –̧͏-̵͜-́͘ what are you do –̧͏-̵͜-́͘ noone will notice me ????? ????????????a̸̷͟͟͜a̶͟ ????
    i may be an idiot but im an idiot but im stupid st
    you guys have fun.
    NOT SO MUCH FUN
    N͏̛O͘T ̵̧͠SO̷̷̕ ͘M̡͏Ų̴͏C͠҉H̨́ ͏̵F͏̴U͟N̵
    NOT SO MUCH FUN NAAAAAAA
    bw bueo
    buenos dias muchatalatas
    chatalatas
    chashchashchashashchatash ⊛ ⊛ ⊛ ⊛ ⊛
    sheesh
    AAAAAAH
    what
    SHEESH
    what
    whyd you have to say sheesh
    ??????
    AAAAAAA
    what
    she is
    ???
    ye
    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS
    Hello, everybody. This is going to be extremely explicit. So… if you don’t like swearing, um, or angry people — from Wisconsin — then turn your mothereffing camera off NOW. I just got back from Bath and Body Works and I am going to start from the veeery beginning. (sigh) I’m so mad right now, you guys literally have no idea. I was shaking, like, for the past hour I have been shaking to the point where I couldn’t even make a video because I was so mad. So let me backtrack. If you guys have been watching my videos, you all know that I have been searching high and low ever since they had the candle sale, um, 2 for $20 candles at Bath and Body Works. I have been searching for two scents. I have been searching for the Winter Candy Apple and the Iced Gingerbread. This is the last day of the sale, Sunday. I have been calling my store in Appleton… APPLETON, WISCONSIN, I want everybody to know… this happened in Appleton. I have been calling my store every day for the past week wanting these two scents. I want Winter Candy Apple, Iced Gingerbread. They were supposed to come out, uh, they were launching in the stores October 29th so they were supposed to be out. I have been calling Green Bay, Appleton, Fond du Lac, and the outlet in Oshkosh. All four stores don’t have them. That’s not what makes me mad. Ticked me off a little bit but I thought, ehh, they’ll eventually come in, no big whoop. So, (sigh) I have to calm down because this gets really bad here. So, I’ve been calling, calling, calling, they don’t have them. This morning, well actually yesterday, I called my Appleton store and I said, “You know, I hate to bother you again, but I’m calling about these candles,” and I said, “You know, if I’m harassing or anything in any way, please let me know…” I’m like, “‘Cause I can be quite persistent.” I said, “So, if you want to take down my name and number, like, go right ahead and do that because that way you guys can call me when you get them in.” THE APPLETON STORE. I gave her my name and number — hadn’t heard from her. I went to the Oshkosh store today, but before I went, I called my Appleton store again. I said, “I know I gave you my number and everything… I’ve been looking for these two candles… I’m going to the Oshkosh store, and if you guys have my two candles, I’ll head over there.” I was amazed, she said, “Guess what? We have them in!” I was like, what? I’m like, “Please, please! Put- put one of each on hold, um, I bought two Peach Bellinis a while ago, um, actually I bought three so I was just gonna take these two Peach Bellinis back and exchange them,” and I thought, oh my gosh, that’s awesome! So I said, “I’m gonna go to Oshkosh first, then I’m gonna head — because I live in Neenah — so I’m gonna go to Oshkosh first and then I’m gonna go all the way to Appleton to get these two candles because I want them and I know that once they get them in, they’re gonna be gone,” and I said, “Please hold a three wick Iced Gingerbread and a three wick Winter Candy Apple.” She said, “Will do.” Okay, everything’s fine. I get to Oshkosh, my mom and I are shopping around at the outlet mall there, um… just so that you guys know, uh, traffic-wise and things, it was a really busy day because the Packers were playing… this is the only good thing that happened, I think the Packers won — I don’t know! I’ve been busy taking care of bitches all fuckin’ day! (sigh) Okay. So, I’m like, I’m seriously really upset, you guys are not gonna believe what’s just happened to me. (sigh) Okay, so, my mom and I are at the outlet in Oshkosh and all of a sudden I get this call and I’m like, “Oh, that’s weird.” I miss the call so I call the number back and I’m like, “Who is this? Someone just called me,” and she’s like “Oh, this is Bath and Body Works!” She’s like, “I was just wondering what time, about, you were coming.” And I said, “Well, I’m in Oshkosh, we’re leaving in about fifteen minutes, and then we’re headed to Appleton and we will be there right away. I’m just gonna go in and out and that’s it.” Okay, she said, “I just want to let you know that those two candles that I said that we had, they’re not actually in our store, they’re in an ‘off-site store.’” I’m like, “An off-site store?” And she’s like, “Yeah, it’ll only take us a few minutes to go and get them but I just want to know where you were abouts at the time.” I said, “Okay…” I said, um, “Well,” I said, “I don’t really want to inconvenience you,” I said, “If you’re just going to this ‘off-site store’ just to get my two candles,” and she’s like, “Oh, no, no, no,” she’s like, “We’ll just grab all of them and bring them on over,” I said, “Okay.” I said, “Well, I’m leaving in about ten to fifteen minutes, I’ll be there in a half an hour.” Okay, no problem, great. Hang up the phone. I get to Appleton, my mom does all the shopping, she spent probably like sixty dollars, I would say, um, getting stuff. So, my mom gets stuff and I go up to the register with my two candles and my mom did her transaction first and I’m like, “Hi,” I’m like, “I was the person who called, um, can you please, um… you know, get my candles because I’m just gonna exchange them?” And the woman looked at me really funny and she’s like… she was- she was really a bitch to me, the woman- the first woman who helped me out, she had blonde hair, I don’t know her name… but she was kind of rude to me and she was like, “Um, I really don’t know anything about that,” and I’m like, “Oh, no, that’s no problem,” I’m like, “I’m sure the manager knows, not a big deal.” And she’s like, “Okay, well, I’m gonna help the person in back of you first,” and she’s like, “Just wait a minute.” So then she leaves and goes to get the manager, comes back, and says, “They’re not in the store.” And I’m like, “Oh, no, no, no, I just- I just talked to somebody like a half an hour ago and they said that they were gonna get them right away and come back.” She’s like, “We didn’t leave yet.” And I’m like, “You didn’t leave yet?” I’m like, “I called about a half an hour ago,” I’m like, “They should be here.” And she said, “I’m- we’ve just been really busy.” I look around… there’s barely anybody in the s- FRICKIN’ STORE! There’s barely anybody in the store because the Packers are playing today and everybody is at home watching TV, where I probably should’ve been. So I said, “Okay.” She said, “Let me talk to my manager.” So she goes back, ge- talks to the manager, comes back out and she’s like, “Okay, well, the girl is leaving right now to get your candles, um, so, yeah. The girl is leaving right now,” and I’m like, “Okay,” I’m like, “Well, I’m not going anywhere else in the mall, I’m here just for the sole purpose of getting these candles, so I’m gonna wait right here.” She’s like, “Okay, well I’ll just help the next customer back of you,” and I’m like, “Okay,” and I’m waiting. Waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting. About fifteen minutes later, miss “Jen,” manager “Jen” comes out and says, “I am so, so sorry. I honestly thought that we had your candles at our ‘off-site’ store. But we only have the small, four-ouncers in.” (sigh) And I said, very calmly, “You’re kidding me, right?” She said no. She’s like, um, “What I can do,” she said, “Is I can call around to the o-” and I said no. I said, “I’ve been calling Fond du Lac, Oshkosh, Appleton… um, where else? Green Bay.” I said, “I’ve been calling all the stores and no one has them,” I was like, “I was just so relieved when you told me this morning that you had them and I came all the way from Oshkosh to get them,” and I’m like, “What do you mean you don’t have them?” And she’s like, “We- we just don’t have them,” she’s like, “I’m sorry, it’s my mistake.” So then I’m like, “Okay…” I’m like, “Well, I guess I’ll get my Peach Bellini candles back…” And then she’s like, “Okay.” So she walks all the way around, gets my candles. As she’s packaging them up, I’m like, okay, I’m like, “I don’t want to be rude or anything,” I said, “But I think I deserve something.” I’m like, “If it’s a free item, or a gift certificate, or something for what just happened here,” I said, “Because I have been on you guys for a week to try to get these candles, and with you telling me that they were here and I came and I carted myself and my mother all the way to Appleton to get these mothereffing candles th-“, I didn’t say that, I’m thinking this in my head, this is all going on in my head… and I had a very pleasant face when I was talking. So you know what- you know what “Jen” says to me? You know what this goddamn “Jen” says to me? “I can give you some coupons and put these in your bag.” And I said, “Jen, I have every single coupon that Bath and Body Works has.” I said, “I have about ten of them. I don’t need any more coupons!” I said, “Can you give me something else? Something?” She takes my original receipt, from my Peach Bellinis, takes it out of the bag and says, “There’s an 800 number on the top of this receipt and when you call, you’ll get a live person and you can explain to them what happened and I’m sure they’ll be able to help you with something.” And I said, “A live person?! Who the FUCK do you think I’m talking to now? Am I talking to you, who is not really here? Are you reality?! Because I thought you were a live person! Are you not a live person?” I left out the F word. And she looked at me and said, “I’m sorry, ma’am, I can’t help you.” And I said, “Give me my candles now.” And she kept on apologizing and I said, “I wanna leave this store, give me my candles NOW,” meaning my Peach Bellinis. So she gave my, my Peach Bellinis and I was on my- my merry fucking way. And that bitch Jen, you know what I’m gonna do, Jen? I’m calling your district manager! I’m telling them what happened and what you did and how you fucked up. 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  1. Definitely agreed with your initial post but um...what? 10% body fat is fine, but being over it is certainly not unhealthy-- in fact, in most people, it's actually potentially necessary. With the basic idea here being that "essential fat" in your body and diet is a necessity, this study comes to the conclusion that under 8% body fat is potentially unhealthy and that most men need around 8-19% body fat in order to have the essential fats. That's not to say that some studies don't differ on the issue, and while being under 8% may not be bad for some body-types, it's still a pretty big blanket statement. This is especially true when you take women's body fat percentages into consideration, who need to be in a range above 10%. In terms of appearance, 10-15% body fat should be the goal for men looking for a more lean appearance, though 10-11% is more accurate for those looking for a six pack. One great quote from the above study from Irv Rubenstein makes a strong case for a higher body fat percentage as well, in which he basically states that having a low body fat percentage could actually lead to osteoporosis in men. This would be especially bad for those who are too thin, considering the disease leads to muscle wasting and other problems. As for my take on this issue, I think that the 'fat acceptance' movement has a point when it comes to celebrating all natural body-types. However, the line between 'natural' body types and a body that's been ruined by junk food and lack of care is certainly blurred at this point and people need to stop sugar-coating both their statements as well as their words. There is no 'positive' side of obesity, unless you consider heart disease, diabetes, various different types of cancer, and chronic illnesses to be a good thing. As for fat-shaming, I can see the good and the bad that have been mentioned but I personally think you should only do it to people who you truly know and care about in an attempt to get them to lose weight and nothing more than that. There's no justification in bullying people based on size, but if you're afraid of losing somebody you love to one of the aforementioned issues, it can be necessary (especially for those who are stubborn.) This study explains it well, particularly here- Something we can all agree on, don't you think?
  2. I met @DrHeinzDoofenshmirtz recently, my name is kylie (@homiestar) and this is my ddlb story. I met him October 20th of this year and it was horrific. He was rude, not classy and he lost a long time doof stan that day. I walked into the $350 M&G and say hello he replies with "fat" and I shook it off because I thought maybe I had heard him wrong. As I approached him and asked to do my pose he stared at me blank faced. I continued talking "you saved my life" I say. "You're the reason I'm alive today". He looks me dead in the eye and says "you'll die soon enough, fatty" and then whispered "obesity". I started crying I had never felt pain like this and he started laughing and said "are you crying? Stop it. Stop it now" and he flicked my vagina. The photographer took the picture and I headed out of the M&G section and that's when Doof started speaking whale to me. I still can't believe this happened. I cried writing this. I wish this weren't true but Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz is in fact; a horrible person. Thank you for reading this. And if you don't believe me ask @MajorMonogram he was there with me.

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    doof must have DIED so here's my official ranking: 10. It's You - i like this song, the background music is very reminiscent of some of their earlier works from the original Girls Generation, especially honey. some of the tracks are a lot stronger than this one though, but it's a nice break in between great songs. 9. Girls Are Back - snsd make another great song reminiscent of their old stuff and on this one they throw it back to The Boys with this one, its very reminiscent of the title track itself with bold backings and a strong chorus. there's a cool rap breakdown near the end as well which is great, but the whole production could use a soft point so there isn't too much sensory overload from start to finish. 8. Sweet Talk - this sounds a lot like a bp rania track which isn't a very good thing coming from me, but it's better than all of their songs because the backings are stronger, the concept is more believable, and the chorus is just better. 7. Only One - similar to 'it's you' but better because of the infusion of some nice vocal harmonies, a cool guitar track on the pre-chorus and a strong, debut-like chorus that makes for one of SNSDs best-ever ballads. 6. Holiday - the inspiration for this title track was the madonna song of the same name, and the inspiration here is no surprise with the glittery, poppy backings and a bold chorus. the song is obviously very similar to 'party' but superior because the backings are less predictable and more 80s-inspired. 5. One Last Time - definitely not better than the ariana song, but very similar in terms of content. the verses tend to blur together a bit but the chorus is great with the vocal harmonies and some of the best vocals from TTS in a snsd song. 4. Light Up The Sky - the last song on the album is also the best ballad on the track, with a lovely soft concept and an epic stadium chorus that i can see a large crowd singing along to. 3. All Night - snsd's best dance track since paparazzi is as obviously 80s-inspired as into the new world, but more inspired by the fun title tracks of the 80s. the chorus is especially strong with some cool production choices and one of their best bridges in recent memory as well. 2. Love is Bitter - an obviously jazz-inspired track, love is bitter gets absolutely everything right here without divulging into some shitty blues thing. the chorus is great enough to be something out if iu's "modern times" album with some lovely vocals from the girls as always, especially from the dance/rap lines. 1. Fan - one of the best snsd songs of all time, especially for an album track. 'fan' is everything gfriend and a-pink have always shot for while incorporating some of the best aspects of the typical snsd fare and an excellent into the new world-like chorus.
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    "Perry the Platypus, what are you doing here so early?" Doofenshmirtz enquired, a half-empty cup of coffee held lazily in his hand as he struggled to keep his eye open. "It's six in the morning! I've hardly had any time to plan my evil scheme for the day, let alone prepare my monolog or my delivery." Doof walked over to the box of donuts on the counter and continued. "These kinds of things take time, and you out of anyone should know that. At least let me go get my lab coat on." The evil scientist walked out of the room, stomping his feet on the ground to amplify his annoyance at the platypuses intrusion. Agent P, of course, was not late by any fault of his analog clock or the rotation of the Earth. The teal platypus hadn't come to bust one of his nemesis' evil schemes, but for a show of sorts instead. Perry had always had an interest in the Scientist he pursued-- Major Monogram, his superior, had told him many times by then that Doof posed no real threat to the Tri-State Area, and that Perry could easily begin fighting real crime at a higher level-- but Perry was stark in his refusal, persisting on his need to see his German-accented arch-nemesis daily. But why? Perry himself had a difficult time with this question, just as Monogram and his ginger son did. A whirlwind of questions went through Perry's head as he made his way to the scientists bedroom. "Why is it that I continue to pursue Dr. Doofenshmirtz? Is there some sort of deep feeling inside of me, telling me to come back to him each day? What is this impulse? I'm only a platypus, and he's 100% human, this I know for sure... is this right? Is this... love?" "Perry the Platypus, if you're going to have an internal monologue, you could at least keep it down." Doofenshmirtz said flatly, though his expression suggested a slight annoyance. "To answer your question, Perry the Platypus, it should be obvious to you or to anybody else that Major Monobrow first sent you to my tower so that we could replicate his Dominant Daddy / Little Boy lifestyle with one another. While it's clear I'm the dominant dad, I mean, look at my body, it seems you're always triumphant in the end." Perry was surprised to hear this revelation. Could it really be that he had been a dominant father figure to a more subdued, boyish Doofenshmirtz? Is this something Doof had known all along? "Rrrr," Perry said suggestively.
  9. Regarding Charlottesville

    After the catastrophe of the Charlottesville topic, I'd like to first take the time to apologize for the argument that broke out. When I first created that topic, I had intended solely to let people who might've been out of the loop know what was going on and have a better understanding of what everybody was talking about. While I'd known that political topics in the past had gone awry, I was hoping for a civilized discussion about the events. I would've hesitated in creating the topic first if I'd known what was going to happen. The topic seemed to get locked overnight, which was unfortunate because I wanted to get some of my thoughts out about the issue before its lock. However, I think it's ridiculous that we can't have a political discussion here without it turning into an unnecessary debate, especially with something as un-debatable as the fact that white supremacist groups have attempted mass-vehicular manslaughter. Even more interesting about this situation to me is the fact that recently, we had a relatively popular lit on here about the Homophobia topic on SBM and how ridiculous that drama was. Yet, somehow, I feel that the drama regarding the Charlottesville topic is even less justified. There really should only be one opinion, that being that the events were tragic, and even if you could somehow find a way to defend the rioters at the Unite the Right event, there's absolutely no justifying murder on either sides. Ask yourself, does this need to be debated? What is there to debate about this very concept? I'd like to see a day where a politically-charged topic, even if it's intended to spark a debate, can be civil and respectful, but most importantly, be relevant about the topic itself. Is this possible? Or is it true that it really is impossible to bring up a topic like this on a kid's forum? I'm interested to know what you all think about this.
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