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Rusty Shackleford

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About Rusty Shackleford

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    Guns don't kill people...the government does.
  • Birthday 01/18/1999

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    your gun at me
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    BC
  • Website URL
    https://twitter.com/dalequotes
  • ICQ
    I do not see a Q
  • Yahoo
    Yabba Dabba Doo
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    Jaw
  • Skype
    I have nothing clever to say here

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    Male
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    He
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    Aya
    Shego
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    Listening to music
    Shego
    OH GOD I AM IN LOVE WITH SHEGO SO MUCH <33333
  • Location
    Arlen, Texas
  • Favorite Episode
    the one I'm in
  • Favorite Character
    Rusty Shackleford

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  1. What'cha Listening To?

    "Invisible Touch" - Genesis
  2. What'cha Listening To?

    I'm listening to a Foreigner playlist right now, and I'm listening to "I Want to Know What Love Is".
  3. What'cha Listening To?

    "I Try" - Macy Gray
  4. The SpongeBob Theorist

    (WARNING: My theories were meant to be messed up so don't take it all too seriously. I am not ruining your favorite show, I'm just making this for fun.) Episode 1: What if Sandy Cheeks died as a child? Hello! My name is The SpongeBob Theorist! I answer hypothetical SpongeBob questions with fucked up theories so you don't have to! Now the first question that's on everyone's mind is, you guessed it, "What if Sandy died at a young age?" And would it have a big impact on Bikini Bottom? Well, here's my take on what happened. Sandy was about 5 years old when it happened. Ma Cheeks, the mother of Sandy, was just strolling her along when she realized that she left her Homemade Peas in a Can Pie in the oven for too long. She ran back into the house and left Sandy on the stroller, where it rolled off of the hill and landed in the middle of the street. Unfortunately, her father, Pa Cheeks, was driving too recklessly as an attempt to audition to be a NASCAR driver and ran over Sandy by accident, killing the poor squirrel. Afterwards, he was sentenced to the electric chair but we managed to get a final clip before he finally met up with the Devil. Pa Cheeks: I swears! I didn't means to run over my own daughter! But in my own defense, I honed all of my driving skills from NASCAR, which I was auditioning for to become a world famous driver like Dale Earnhardt! I also drove back from the bar super drunk because so many gay Muslim Mexicans pissed me off, so I had to kill 'em! Please don't kill me... So what happened with Bikini Bottom after Sandy's death, you may ask? Well, without Sandy, SpongeBob never honed any of her excellent karate skills and stood a Level 1 scrub. He also never knew much about science because Sandy was the only person he knew that could teach him. Randy, Sandy's older brother, fulfilled Sandy's dream of meeting up with underwater sea creatures by putting on a space suit and heading underwater to meet up with SpongeBob and the rest of the citizens below the sea. He never knew much about karate as much as he did about race-car driving so he became SpongeBob's boating mentor. Unfortunately, since all he knew about driving was from NASCAR, the techniques SpongeBob learned from Randy ended up killing themselves driving recklessly into a brick wall. The Flying Dutchman eventually found their bodies and sent them down to Davy Jones' Locker. DA END Well, that's my theory. Thoughts? My next theory will be on Plankton and what would've happened if he actually captured the formula. Coming soon. Until then, I'm The SpongeBob Theorist! I answer hypothetical SpongeBob questions with fucked up theories so you don't have to!
  5. Ask the Great Aya anything

    You know how the Egyptians un-tipped the pyramids? With a winch, a cinder block, and 50,000 Hebrew slaves...you got a cinder block?
  6. gonna bring this club back into relevancy Discuss this awesome Minecraft parody of "Africa" by TOE TOE
  7. Welcome OWM to the Cashiers!

    Looks like me and OWM are moddies!
  8. So I did a thing

    I'm gonna be a bit giddy when he says "This request comes to us from a (name goes here, I know it but I don't think I should reveal it)"
  9. Okay, I now owe an apology to shows like Teletubbies and Barney. To me, they're pretty dumb now but I can see some kids being entertained or learning a lot from those shows. They either have a purpose to them or at least teaches them a lot. Hate or not, they've definitely left an impact on many kids. I can't say the same for Oogieloves. Okay, question. Is there anyone in the world who legit enjoys this movie? Is there anyone who even remembers this movie? I sure as hell don't. I haven't seen a single commercial or trailer for this movie play on, I dunno, Nickelodeon or Disney or some channel like that, any channel that would appeal to this movie's demographic. Based on the quality of this movie.................it's not hard to see why. http://ytcropper.com/cropped/G759b08c4714b93 Better than The Godfather? Better than Back to the Future? E.T.? Ghostbusters? Either you don't watch a lot of movies or you claim that your film is a cinematic masterpiece like the egotistical piece of shit you are. But who am I to argue with a movie that thinks "Starships" is a good song choice for its trailer? Let's roll this "most amazing movie ever". Possible future blog aspects: That '80s Show review Worst/Best Hit Songs of 2013 Anything else that comes to mind.
  10. What'cha Listening To?

    "A Hazy Shade of Winter" - The Bangles
  11. Post Yourself in South Park style

    There I am. Also as a bonus:
  12. Wumbo Ranks Billboard Year-End Hot 100 Charts! (1979)

    i'll be awaiting the smashing pumpkin jokes now In all seriousness, I can't wait. Hard to believe that you're almost done with the '70s.
  13. Homophobia: The Miniseries

    .......what the hell is this? First, the staff members of SpongeBuddy Mania ban me for my beliefs and now, you guys have the GALL to bring one of my threads over here and make a joke about it, just like how the members on SpongeBuddy Mania did by spamming Family Guy pictures and videos near the end of my thread? Well, Mr. Thekid, if you and your cronies don't confess your sins right now, I am just gonna say that The Devil has some seats reserved for you guys along with the homosexuals and Muslims because they are abominations of the Lord.
  14. okay, I legit did not know that the random gibberish part in the goofy goober rock song was actually from a david lee roth song

    1. Dr. Pig

      Dr. Pig

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