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About Bieber Tentacles

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    The Squidward Punisher in Season 12
  • Birthday 01/18/1999

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  1. Bieber Tentacles

    ChatterVix

    I'm a 19 year old and this thread makes me cry.
  2. Bieber Tentacles

    Squidward Chat!

    boy it's a good thing gcas didn't happen last month because i'm gonna nominate this show for all categories next time
  3. Bieber Tentacles

    Star Wars fans start campaign to remake The Last Jedi

    2 hours of "titty milk" scene or else I lose faith in star wars forever
  4. Bieber Tentacles

    Daria & Jodie

    why
    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      I'm betting that the guy who edited this article was probably only expecting to earn brownie points for bashing a mainstream band like Journey.

    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Also, this only has to do with the article itself, but I've now just learned that there exists an Irish pop singer who goes by the name of Eoghan Quigg.

  5. Bieber Tentacles

    What'cha Listening To?

    "I'm Alright" - Kenny Loggins
  6. Bieber Tentacles

    The Daily Spin

    *spins a wheel using a Spinda (Gen 3 ftw)*
  7. next swyad should be kilroy was here characters

  8. Bieber Tentacles

    The SpongeBob Theorist

    Episode 3: What if the show had a character named Bieber Tentacles? Hello! I'm The SpongeBob Threorist! I get sued by The Nostalgia Critic so you don't have to! This question comes to us from Joshua, a fan of the show and immense Squidward hater. He writes: Well, I don't think it would be possible for the latter to happen, but we did make a Bieber Tentacles episode just for you! In fact, here it is. Squidward vs. Bieber Tentacles Written by: The SpongeBob Theorist Directed by: The SpongeBob Theorist It was a normal day in Bikini Bottom and Squidward does what every boring guy does: He watches the news. Perch Perkins: BREAKING NEWS: There is someone out on the loose named Bieber Tentacles and he is looking for somebody named "Squidward Tentacles". Here is a photograph of what he looks like: Note the Superjail Warden hat, the pink hoodie, and the yellow shoes he wears. If you see a person like this, he is most likely to be Bieber. If there's a Squidward Tentacles out there, I would run or move away if I were you! That's all for the news, now here's the weath--(Squidward shuts TV off) Squidward: Oh shit! I've gotta move somewhere else fast before he gets to me! The first place he moves to is Sandy's treedome. He begins knocking on her door very loudly. Squidward: Sandy, let me in! Let me in now! Someone's chasing after me and I need to stay somewhere else now! Help! Sandy: Alright, dammit! Sandy opens the door to let Squidward in. Sandy: So what brings ya here, Squidward? Squidward: I've got somebody coming after me. I don't know what I did to him but he wants my blood and I need to hide somewhere that's not my house! Sandy: Really? What's his name? I bet I can take him on faster than Tony Fast! Squidward: Bieber Tentacles. Sandy: Bieber Tentacles? I'm a huge fan of that guy! "Baby", "Sorry", and "What Do U Mean" are some of my favorites from him! How did you find out about this? Squidward: I heard it on the news. Sandy: Wow, I bet you're a pretty boring guy. I also bet that you're one of those anti-Bieber people who somehow still complain about him in 2018! Get out of here, you non-Belieber! Sandy kicks Squidward out of her treedome. The next place he decides to hide at is The Krusty Krab. Even though he hates working there, he'll do anything to get away from Bieber Tentacles. Squidward: Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward? What are you doing here? You don't have a shift today! Squidward: I, uh, decided that I wanted to work here more so I'm going to start working on Saturdays now. Mr. Krabs: Great! We already have someone working as a cashier but if you do want to help, you can set up the chairs and soundstage! Squidward: Ummm, what? Mr. Krabs: Didn't you hear, Mr. Squidward? Bieber Tentacles is coming here to The Krusty Krab to perform a concert! Isn't that great? Squidward: Wait, a concert?! How come I didn't know about this? Mr. Krabs: I told both you and SpongeBob about it a few days ago. (flashback to a few days ago) Mr. Krabs: Attention, Krusty Krab crew! We've got an important day coming up this Saturday! The great Bieber Tentacles is coming here to perform a concert and I'm gonna need both of you to help set it up! SpongeBob: Hooray! A Bieber Tentacles concert! Aren't you excited, Squidward? (Squidward is snoring) (flashback over) Squidward: You know what, Mr. Krabs? I changed my mind. I actually have a thing tonight so I can't make it! Mr. Krabs: Well, okay, but I'm docking your pay! Squidward: You never pay us anyway! Mr. Krabs: Oh yeah, good point. Squidward runs from The Krusty Krab. Out of other options, he decides to hide under the only place Bieber probably wouldn't find Squidward: Patrick's rock. Patrick: Whoa, Squidward! What are you doing here? Are we finally having a sleepover? Squidward: Well, I have no other choice. I need to go someplace where Bieber Tentacles can't find me. Patrick: Who? Squidward: Wait, you don't know who he is? Patrick: Uhh, no? Can't say I've ever heard of that guy. Squidward: Phew! Well, I can't believe I'm saying this but Patrick..........can I stay over here until he leaves? Patrick: Yay! It's a sleepover! I'll set up the guest bed! Squidward: Well, thank you, Patrick! I'm starting to think that you're okay now. I'm gonna see what you have in the kitchen now. As Patrick makes the guest bed, someone knocks on the rock. Patrick: Hello? Who's this? ???: Oh, me? Well, I'm going around Bikini Bottom giving everyone a census test and I would like to test you right now. Anyone who completes it gets a lollipop! Patrick: A lollipop? I'm in! ???: Okay, first question. Do you live with a person named "Squidward Tentacles"? If so, could you bring him to me? Patrick: Why, yes I do! I'll bring him here right now! (Squidward is still in the kitchen) Squidward: Ugh, there's nothing but sand in this fridge. I can't eat anything like this! Patrick: Hey, Squidward! There's some guy who wants to see you for some reason! Squidward: Oh, no no no no no no no no, Patrick! Please don't answer the-- The "census guy" turns out to be none other than Bieber Tentacles, voiced by Justin Bieber himself. Bieber Tentacles: Well, eenie meenie miney moe, if it isn't Squidward Technicals! Squidward: That's Testicles--I mean, Tortellini--I mean, Tennisballs--I mean, Tentacles! Bieber: Well, whatever it is, I've came to kill you, shawty! I've watched every episode of this show and I had it with every time you abused SpongeBob and Patrick in the series. Like that time you called them bad neighbors in one episode... (Flashback to "Good Neighbors") SpongeBob: Gee, Patrick, do you think Squidward was trying to tell us something? Squidward: [angrily busts head through the door, exploding] Yes, I was! You call yourselves good neighbors?! You're the worst neighbors ever! [deep breath] You don't deserve to wear those fezzes! [furiously takes SpongeBob & Patrick's hats and angrily stomps them into the ground] SpongeBob: Gee, Pat, maybe president Squidward's right. Patrick: Yeah, I guess we aren't good neighbors after all. Squidward: [furiously explodes once again] No, you aren't! You're horrible neighbors! [he angrily hyperventilates] And stop calling me president! SpongeBob: C'mon, let's go. [SpongeBob and Patrick sadly walk away] (Flashback ends) ....and then there was that one time you read his diary... (Flashback to "Little Yellow Book") Nat: There he is! That diary reader! [Group of fish holding tomatoes show up] Let's get him! Crowd: Yeah! [Shouting angrily at Squidward] SpongeBob: People, people. Stop your assault. Through my art, as an author, I have forgiven Squidward. Nat: Oh yeah, did you know he's reading your personal diary? [Squidward laughs while holding reading the diary] SpongeBob: Squidward! How could you?! [SpongeBob bursts into tears, then runs away once again. After SpongeBob runs away, the crowd throws tomatoes at Squidward yelling at him] Squidward: I don't care. This is so worth it! [Squidward laughs] (Flashback ends) ....and then there was that episode where you turned themselves against each other! (Flashback to "Naughty Nautical Neighbors) Squidward Bubble: [mimicking Patrick] SpongeBob, I no longer wish to know you. [SpongeBob gasps] You give bottom dwellers a bad name. [Squidward creates several other bubbles and they float over to SpongeBob] Squidward Bubble: [mimicking Patrick] If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar! [Squidward laughs. Another bubble floats over to Patrick] Squidward Bubble: [mimicking SpongeBob] Hey, Patrick, I heard there was a job opening down at the pet shop... as some newspaper! Patrick: [stands up and yells at SpongeBob] Well, that makes you a big dummy, you dummy! SpongeBob: [stands up and yells at Patrick] Yeah, well, that means that, uhh... so are you! Patrick: Right, you're a turkey! SpongeBob: What's that? [Squidward arrives outside with a lawn chair and his soufflé] Patrick: It's what you are! [Squidward begins to laugh hysterically at SpongeBob and Patrick's arguing.] SpongeBob: Well, you're a bigger one! Patrick: Well, you're still yellow! And you know what else is yellow? SpongeBob: What? Patrick: You are! SpongeBob: Oh, yeah? Well, it doesn't matter what you call me, 'cause I never wanna see you again anyway! [he goes inside through the back door and turns around] Aww, tartar sauce! [shuts door] (Flashback ends) I could name a million other bad things you've done to them over the past few years! To bring justice to SpongeBob and Patrick, I came to punish you.........by killing you! The world needs one less lonely cephalopod. Squidward: But I made up with Patrick now! I'm cool with him now! Bieber: Oh, bullshit. I know you're lying just to get me to stop killing you. Well, guess what?! It's too late to say sorry. Squidward: Okay, can you just stop with the puns based off of all your songs? Bieber: Never! Never say never! Squidward: Wait, you just said-- Bieber: Prepare to die! Patrick: Wait, where's my lollipop? (A battle begins between Squidward and Bieber, with this as epic background music. Bieber uses a sword to fight Squidward while Squidward uses his clarinet as a sword to fight Bieber. It lasts for about 2 minutes until Bieber cuts Squidward's clarinet with his sword and points it towards Squidward.) Bieber: Okay, Squidward. Time for you to head to Davy Jones' Locker! Say "hi" to the Dutchman for me! (laughs) (A record scratch plays as Bieber's watch starts beeping, interrupting the battle.) Bieber: Son of a bitch! It's 9pm! I'm supposed to be performing at The Krusty Krab right now! Squidward: So are you saying that you forfeit? Take that, pussy! Bieber: (sighs) I'm not forfeiting, dammit. I have to perform a damn concert. Forget the battle, I guess. For punishment, you're not allowed to go to my concert! Ha! Take that! Squidward: Okay, then. Bieber: Don't think that we're done though! I'll be back one day to end your life! (laughs) The next day, Squidward is watching the news when a story about Bieber's concert last night came on. Perch Perkins: The Bieber Tentacles concert last night was, indeed, a disaster. After his first intermission, Bieber was shown signs of being intoxicated. He slurred some of his songs, barfed on some of the audience members, and peed on some of them. After this embarrassing incident, he was sentenced to 20 years in prison. Needless to say, that Squidward guy doesn't need to worry about him until 20 years. That is, if he lives that long. Squidward: Well, looks like I got lucky this time. I don't have to worry about the idiot for 20 years! (laughs) A knocking is heard on Squidward's door. Squidward answers the door. Squidward: Patrick?! What are you doing here? Patrick: Could you help me find that lollipop guy? Squidward: Go. Away. (slams door in Patrick's face) THE END Welp, that's my episode. Thoughts? I'll see you guys next time when I come up with a new theory or new episode. Until then, I'm The SpongeBob Theorist! I need to come up with a more clever catchphrase so you don't have to!
  9. Bieber Tentacles

    What is this, a crossover episode?!

    are you kendall jenner
  10. Bieber Tentacles

    Wumbo Ranks Billboard Year-End Hot 100 Charts! (1969)

    We all know there's one true "How Do You Like Me Now" song out there.
  11. Bieber Tentacles

    What'cha Listening To?

    "Build Me Up Buttercup" - The Foundations
  12. Bieber Tentacles

    Wumbo Ranks Billboard Year-End Hot 100 Charts! (1969)

    shidd, almost thought 1969 was the year of born to be wild but it was '68 dam Still looks like an interesting year though, with The Beatles, The Doors, Creedence, etc.
  13. Bieber Tentacles

    What'cha Listening To?

    "Counting Stars" - OneRepublic
  14. Bieber Tentacles

    The Infamous man returns again..

    Hey, welcome back to SBC! I saw some of your old reviews and some of them got a laugh out of me. Also, you think you had the worst reviews, let's just say you ain't seen nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nothing yet (yes that is my account and these are all my reviews).
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