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Burgerpants last won the day on May 4 2015

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About Burgerpants

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    I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.
  • Birthday 09/06/2000

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  1. Legitimate thoughts about the love/hate for Frozen

    There's this girl walking around my high school. She has a mental illness, dwarfism or down syndrome. Maybe both, I'm not sure. I'm not joking, I think her entire wardrobe is Frozen merchandise. In the hallways, all her shirts are of Elsa or Olaf or Anna or whoever else. In my school yearbook, she's photographed with two teachers, both wearing posters of Anna and Elsa on their necks. I've always thought this movie looked tediously boring and depressingly generic. It did bring the seinfeldspitfan video though, and that's enough for it to not be on my shitlist.
  2. Eminem (rapper)

    okay I dig his early work, but otherwise he's kind of struck to me as pretty dull for everything past Lose Yourself. I haven't heard much he's done recently, but I have heard this: I'm... not sure if I agree he's good at freestyling, Kat. I mean, this did generate laughs, so that counts for something I guess
  3. Clappy vs Billboard Hot 100

    I'm gonna make a large review of the alt charts when this year is over and done (and I'm not gonna make it like my quite frankly embarrassing review thread from my Ham days ), but let me tell you, I'm much less enthusiastic about the current state of this format than you guys are. My point is... this This hit the top ten on the charts (which, considering how it is on supposedly-alternative stations, means it gets played like it's #1, because the charts tend to be stagnant as fuck). This is their standards of quality. Think about that for a second.
  4. What'cha Listening To?

    Star Fruits Surf Rider - Cornelius
  5. Justice League

    honestly not even the worst of 2017 but yeah that tagline's definitely high on the cheese factor. As someone who doesn't like Man of Steel, utterly loathes BvS, finds SS charming for all the wrong reasons, and thought Wonder Woman was kinda good (though not that good), I have pretty much no expectations.
  6. Teen Titans Go movie in July 27, 2018

    yeh see, we live in an era of where the MPAA will add a spooky-ass P to the G to movies with dastardly content such as "thematic themes", "impolite humor", and "mild peril/action" (all directly taken, btw)
  7. Mega Man

    Fully admit to only actually beating Wood Man out of all the robot masters in any of the game, but the games still remain quite enjoyable for me in spite of that. i mean granted it's not like these games were ever talented in that field
  8. What'cha playing?

    Saints Row going back to this after playing the sequels is... interesting.
  9. What'cha Listening To?

    Not in Love - Crystal Castles
  10. "Give It to You" by Jordan Knight

    the second i heard that drumbeat literally the only thing i could think about was
  11. The Killers

    The first half of Hot Fuss is some of the best of the short-but-sweet-lasting Garage Rock Revival of the early-mid-2000's, and would make for a wicked EP. I'm saying this because all the songs after All These Things That I've Done... aren't. Like, they really aren't.
  12. That should've been obvious. Feel free to post hilarious reactions/dialogue, though!
  13. can we at least talk about this dude as well while we're discussing this
  14. Wumbo Ranks Billboard Year-End Hot 100 Charts! (1994)

    I, er, fail to see how proudly stating how you find underage lust good better than admitting someone's mom is kinda hot. For that exact reason, I'll proudly go with the other, thank you.
  15. Disney's Current Schedule for 2015-17

    oh hey, this is BURGER'S LOOKING BACK AT HOW STUPID HE AND OTHER PEOPLE (NOBODY IN PARTICULAR) WERE so, uh, let the painful memories begin retrospective thoughts below: I don't know what happened to this man, but I want him back.
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