Burgerpants

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Burgerpants last won the day on May 4 2015

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About Burgerpants

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    I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.
  • Birthday 09/06/2000

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  1. can we at least talk about this dude as well while we're discussing this
  2. I, er, fail to see how proudly stating how you find underage lust good better than admitting someone's mom is kinda hot. For that exact reason, I'll proudly go with the other, thank you.
  3. Disney's Current Schedule for 2015-17

    oh hey, this is BURGER'S LOOKING BACK AT HOW STUPID HE AND OTHER PEOPLE (NOBODY IN PARTICULAR) WERE so, uh, let the painful memories begin retrospective thoughts below: I don't know what happened to this man, but I want him back.
  4. How do you listen to your music?

    Spotify's pretty good, but their ads are unintentionally hilarious at best and absolutely unbearable at worst. AdBlock only works on one of the two computers. The recommendation system is often hit or miss. That new web design is also not very good, just pointing it out. That said, the one I can trust the most for albums, and the source of my playlist I play all the time. Youtube's the same above, except the AdBlock thing is universal, which is good, and also has the challenge of picking out an album with the original sound, which can get annoying with albums that are pitch-shifted. What's the point? I don't really use Pandora, I'm an album person. Occasionally my dad pulls it out for dinner but not often. He usually just plays white guys with acoustic guitars. I absolutely refuse to use Apple Music. Let's just point out that the other services I use don't fucking remove all the other songs on my hard drive.
  5. The Emoji Movie

    I mean, you can have fun while watching either of those films. Like I said before, this doesn't even seen interestingly bad. (On a side note, while I'm talking about it in a positive (?) light, I always associate watching a random scene of BaR around midnight when I was 8 with introducing this song to me, so it's done something right, at least?)
  6. The Emoji Movie

    http://www.boxofficemojo.com/weekend/chart/?view=&yr=2017&wknd=30&p=.htm
  7. The Emoji Movie

    Honestly, the funniest thing about the Rotten Tomatoes score is that if you go ahead and actually read the Fresh reviews (all two of them!), they're literally saying the exact same thing the Rotten reviews - mediocre at best and Product Placement: The Movie at worst. Although then again, for how much I joke about this movie, that's only at a glance. Some ideas, like that one film where John Wayne played Genghis Khan (You don't remember?) are admirable in just how bad the idea was (although that wasn't the only reason that film would've been remembered... just scroll down on that Wikipedia page for the unfortunate... conditions). They truly make for material I consider funnibad. As for potential funnibad in The Movie?
  8. What'cha Listening To?

    Conjure Me - Afghan Whigs
  9. The Disaster Artist

    I think one of my friends said that Franco looks more like himself with a Tommy Wiseau wig, and... he's got a point, actually. But at the same time, is there even anyone who can nail the Tommy Wiseau look than Tommy Wiseau?
  10. my goddamn dad
  11. I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'll sign.
  12. I know I said the exact same thing to Fred when he did his list, but I urge you to read up on what the hell the dudes behind 3 a.m. Eternal did throughout their career. Truly the stuff of legends. (On a side note, holy shit was this year full of filthy, disgusting hair metal ballads. Thank god this trend disappeared fast the next year)
  13. What'cha Listening To?

    Fast Cars - Aesop Rock
  14. After all these years, i'm still not sure why that was what Timmy Turner did after he lost his fairies.
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