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  1. MMM

    Things/Shows That Scared You As A Kid

    Don't remember very much that did, though I'm sure there was. I do remember being scared by a couple episodes of courage and the rugrats clip above, though
  2. MMM

    Super Smash Bros Switch

    so SSBU can now refer to either the Wii U title or this one? Hmm. Looks good though. I was expecting more brand-new characters and such but eh. Wondering if they'll bring back a story mode, though that doesn't look like much of a possibility at all.
  3. Something something five years holy smokes

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    2. Burgerpants


      how do your posts as a 10-year-old hold up much better than my posts from half of my time in high school

    3. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      i'm 17 and my posts still don't hold up good.

      but heeey happy 5th mmm! I'm happy you still show up every once in awhile. I miss talking to you! 

    4. MMM


      Thanks, people. I don't think anything from when I was active holds up at all, really.

  4. MMM

    Apartment 406

    Wrote these next few a few months ago, I don't know what to think about them. Trying to get some motivation back. 27. Four Days (Joe and Harry are sitting in the apartment) Joe: What do you want to do? Harry: I don't know, man. Joe: When does Tom get off work again? Harry: I don't know, man. (Tom opens door) Joe: Hey, it's the average working joe! Tom: But Joe's your name. Joe: Good point. Harry: Got any evening plans? Tom: I'm a little tired right now. I wanna sit down in a field and relax or something. Joe: Let's do it. Tom: Really? Joe: Yeah, if it'll help you put more pizza on the table. (cut to Joe, Harry and Tom sitting in a field of outside of Weisston) Tom: I hope whoever left these old lawn chairs in the parking lot didn't want them. Joe: Don't we all. Joe's legs then got tired, so he switched his seating position. As he did that however, his foot hit the ground, which sounded off with a loud THUMP. Harry: Is there something under there? Joe: You check. Harry: I suppose I will. (starts digging into ground with his hands) After about thirty seconds, Harry felt his hand hit something solid. He then grabbed it, and pulled it up. It was a box that said "DO NOT OPEN UNTIL MARCH 27, 2005"' on top. Tom: That's a time capsule! Joe: Yeah! And there's four days until we can open it! Harry: Aw, man! How convenient is that? Joe: We gotta take this back before anyone gets to it. I bet the people from (looks at box) 1985 are waiting for this Sunday. Tom: Then how about we keep it here? Joe: We'll come back in four days. Harry: That makes sense. (cut to the apartment) Tom: (holding box) What do you think is in it? Joe: Stuff from 1985. Harry: That's obvious, stupid. Joe: Maybe like a...TES? Tom: Tinonden Entertaining System? Those weren't out here in March. Joe: Right. Tom: I don't know man, I was 2 and 3 that year. Joe: I was 8 and 9. Harry: I wasn't born. Tom: Ahhh, it's just so mysterious and stuff! Joe: I GOTTA OPEN IT! Tom: No! (Harry takes box, throws it in storage closet) Harry: That's staying closed. Joe: Right. Sounds good. (cut to Joe trying to fall asleep in bed) Joe: Ahhh, one day down. (imagines some guy looking for the time capsule) SGLFTTC: Where is it? Where is it? My best memories of college were in there! (starts crying) Who would do this? Joe: (starts shaking) Oh, man. SGLFTTC: You! Joe Summers, you have always been, are, and always will be, a terrible person! Joe: Ahhh, he wouldn't know my name. (starts to fall asleep) The next day, Tom was flipping burgers at Flipping Burgers. As two customers waited for their order, he looked at three pictures on the restaurant wall that showed the first location's opening, in 1949. Customer #1: Why don't fries cost a nickel anymore? Lame. Customer #2: These are interesting, though, sort of like a time capsule. (Tom stops flipping burgers, as "time capsule" echoes in his head) Cashier: Tim? Tim! Three ultra beef burgers! Tom: Right, sorry. (whispers to self) Pull yourself together, man. (cut to Harry sitting on the couch) Harry: I wonder what's in the time capsule. (beat) (Harry coughs) Later that night, Tom came home from work, at the same time that Joe came home from an electronic store. Joe: I was thinking about the capsule. Tom: Yeah, so was I! Harry: I suppose I was too. Joe: The suspense is killing me, man! Tom: I know, same! Harry: The more we think about it, the suspense will get worse. Tom: Well, of course. Joe: I know! It'll just get worse. Tom: I've waited for stuff longer. Harry: I get it, but waiting is waiting! (All three groan)  For the next three days, Joe, Harry and Tom became more and more obsessed with the time capsule. They could still carry out all of life's daily tasks just fine, but it was really all they thought about. At the end of March 27, there were a lot of emotions in the apartment. Tom: Just a few more hours. Joe: I hope no one has looked for it so far. Harry: They probably have. Joe: You'd think someone would have said something. Tom: I mean, there are decent number of time capsules out there. Joe: What do you guys think is in there? Tom: Community college pictures? Harry: Some records? Joe: The last possessions of ancient civilization? (beat) Joe: Eh. Harry: Wasn't there a part of the 80s where Rubix Cubes were all the rage? Joe: I love Rubix Cubes!  Tom: You've never come even remotely close to solving one.  Joe: It's about the journey, not the destination. (Harry slaps Joe in the face) Joe: I'll say whatever stupid thing it takes for me to continue the argument. Harry: That's obvious. (beat) Joe: What time is it? Tom: Time for you to get a- (Joe raises fist) Tom: look at that clock...over there. Joe: Hmm, 9:42 PM. Dang. Harry: Why can't we skip to- (TWO HOURS AND EIGHTEEN MINUTES LATER) Joe: Let's do it! Tom: That went by faster than I thought it would, actually. Harry: Time flies when you're playing video games. (pours formula on himself) The three then ran out to the parking lot, where someone else was getting in their car. Tom: I've never opened a time capsule before. Guy: (turns around) Time capsule? Joe: Yeah, who's asking? Guy: March 27, 1985, just outside of Weisston in a field? Harry: Yes. Guy: What are you doing with that? Joe: We- Guy: WHY'D YOU TAKE IT? Tom: Sorry, did you? Guy: My college graduating class did that! A bunch of people will be wondering where it is! Joe: We were gonna give it back. Guy: I don't believe you. Joe: What's that? Guy: I don't believe you. Harry: Sorry, what's tha- (Joe slaps Harry in the face) Guy: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU! Joe: Now we're even, Harry. Guy: We're not even yet! My innocence is in there! Tom: I lost my innocence earlier than 22, definitely. Joe: Me too. Harry: I'm almost two years old. (Joe covers Harry's mouth) Harry: Wmmph. (Whoops.) Guy: You guys are nuts! Now gimme the box! Joe: Let's move. Tom: (whispering) Hand it over! Joe: I wanna see what's in it! Guy: I wanna see what's in it more! Joe, Harry and Tom hopped in the car and took off towards the field, and the guy did the same just behind them. While staying at a safe speed, they sped towards the field, except when there was particularly bad traffic. It was a ride filled with tension, as the four were scared with what was about to happen. The field was on the other side of town and then some, but even then, it seemed a lot longer than that. However, after a while, the two cars arrived at the field. Then, the four men got out, and stood in a square. Guy: Hand it over. Joe: I mean, I don't see anyone else. I see why you want it, but I don't see- Guy: Stop screwing around! Joe: Will we still get to see it? Guy: No. You've done enough. Joe: Well, too bad. The guy then rolled up his sleeves to reveal some massive muscles . Tom: Dude, stop. Joe: I've waited for this for days! Harry: So have I, but speaking of waiting, the emergency rooms around this hour are- Guy: I've waited for this for twenty years! (charges at Joe, Harry and Tom) Joe: Unchoreographed fight sequence! Joe, Harry and Tom, and the guy charged at each other. Right before they got to the guy, Joe and Tom chickened out, jumping out of the way. This left just the guy and Harry to fight. For about thirty seconds, they threw punches trying to knock each other over. Then, a bus rolled up to the road next to the field. A bunch of people got out and watched the fight. Lady: David! Guy: Lauren? Lauren: What are you doing with these kids? We're here to open a time capsule! David: I'm sorry. He just took it. Joe: We were gonna bring it back! Guy #2: I mean, if he was gonna bring it back- Lauren: You always did stupid stuff like that in college! Maybe, that's why I dumped you. David: Eh... Guy #3: If those kids could stay back, though, that'd be nice. Lauren: Yeah. Joe: Dang. (drops box) (Joe, Harry and Tom step back) The people from the bus surrounded the box, excitedly opening it. Lady #2: My portable CD player! Lady #3: A half finished can of fish food, the last before my family of fish died... (sigh) Joe: Looks like I was right. Tom: Can you guys see anything else? Harry: Just some Polaroids. Joe: Yeah. Tom: Looking back, this was sort of anticlimactic. We should've it would just be some pictures and stuff. Joe: Yeah. Harry: Stop saying yeah! Joe: Okay. Tom: I'm tired. Let's go home.
  5. MMM

    Infinity Train

    Personally from what I've seen I think it'd work better as a miniseries, but eh, I want to see what happens.
  6. Just thinking about this makes me feel sick. Some big changes to the US's gun laws need to be made as soon as humanly possible. RIP
  7. MMM

    Apartment 406

    Last one for this season. --- 26. Flipping Burgers One day, Joe and Tom were playing with their old "Gops", when the telephone rang. Joe: You get it, Harry. Harry: Why me? Joe: We're busy. Harry: (picks up phone) Harry's...uh, can I think of a joke first? Chuck Little: Is this Tom Richards? Harry: This is his roommate. Chuck: Oh...tell him to come to the Weisston Tribune office first thing tomorrow morning. Harry: What time is first thing? Chuck: 8 AM. Thanks. Harry: Bye. (hangs up) Tom, go to the newspaper offices at eight tomorrow morning. Tom: Why? Harry: I don't know. Just be there. Tom: Or be square? (beat) Harry: Just go. (EIGHT TOMORROW MORNING at the Tribune's office. The column writers are gathered with Chuck.) Chuck: I have an important announcement. The- (Large man in suit walks in) Chuck: Mr. Charles Q. The! Charles: It is I, Charles Quincy The. I have bought this silly little paper from this silly little man! Tom: Chuck! Charles: He refused to budge, but I have more money than him, so, you know. Despite being valued at a dozen billion dollars, I and the rest of The brand is always looking to expand it's horizon. The news is an important way to get information to the little people all over the country, so what better to have control of? Now, there will have to be some budget cuts that come along with this executive switch. First, we will be changing the newspaper's name to "The Paper". Chuck: How the hell is that a budgetary issue? Charles: It takes less printing time and money than "The Weisston Tribune". Chuck: You're just trying to take over the world- (muffled organ sounds) Columnist: That's my phone, sorry. Chuck: -and put it in your image because you're some- Charles: GUARDS! (Police come in, tie up Chuck, and throw him into an empty office) Charles: And, we'll make some removals. First, the comics. (Everyone's jaw drops) Charles: Big waste of space. More importantly, all of the columns. All of you. You're fired. (All of the columnists start yelling) Charles: They will be replaced with a "Charles Q. The Appreciation" section. Now get outta here. (The columnists walk away, defeated) (cut to the apartment) Tom: I got fired. Joe and Harry: WHAT?! Tom: Charles The forced his way into the ownership of the paper, and some changes. Joe: Isn't that the guy that tried to trademark Christmas? Harry: What are the changes? Tom: (sniffs) You're not gonna believe it. (cut to the three reading the next day's paper) Joe: The Paper? Are you serious? Harry: CHARLES Q. THE APPRECIATION?! Tom: I told you. Joe: This is bad, dude. Harry: One of us needs to get a job. Joe: Not me. Harry: Not me. Since the thing with those four weird kids, I'm a little...you know. I also don't have a resume and all that. Tom: (sigh) It's always me. Joe: You've already beat all of our Videobox games. I still have a few left! Tom: Harry, has, uh, a couple left. Joe: Come on, you've seemed a little bored recently. Tom: I dunno. I just can't believe the newspaper is like it is... Harry: (reading paper) Weisston job openings at an all time low. Tom: Huh. Joe: What did you major in? Tom: Uh...graphic design. Joe: Neat. That's big these days, no? (cut to "Generic Graphic Design Building") Executive: Do you have any applicable skills? Tom: For...uh...the job? Executive Lady: Yes, the job! Tom: I'm good with making visually pleasing images for various purposes. Executive Lady: That's basically what graphic design is, sir. I'm looking at your resume and you seem to not have much experience. Tom: I graduated from school last year! Executive Lady: Don't mouth off to me, young man. (cut to the apartment) Tom: Nope. Harry: Speaking of newspapers, isn't that how people find jobs a lot anyways? Joe: Yeah, the help wanted ads! (turns newspaper page) Oh, man. All of the ads were now for positions like butlers and cleaners for Charles Q. The. Tom: No! I'm not doing that. Joe: Good. Harry: So, now what? (beat) Joe: To the internet! Joe, Harry and Tom went over to the computer, and got on to a statewide job hunting site, where Joe and/or Tom could choose their ideal job, talk to presumably a representative, and get sent a dozen emails a day. Harry: This is stupid. Joe: Yeah. We haven't even clicked anything and there's already a bunch of pop ups about profiles and representatives and all that. Tom: Let's just get this over with. Joe: I'll do it. You already did an interview. Eric: Hello, I'm Eric, a representative for the Virginia Online Center of Employment. How may I help you? j406: I need money Eric: What is your major? j406: Character Animation Your chat session has ended. Harry: Ha. Joe: How rude. Tom: Uh...how much money do we have? (ONE TRIP TO THE BANK LATER) Joe: Enough to make it through 18 days. Tom: Alright, so, uh, that's a good amount of time. Joe: Let's just relax for a bit. For the next two weeks, the three mostly relaxed, with any employment thoughts mostly out of their minds. Despite this, they still attempted to spend wisely, but nothing can come between a person and their Scandente's Pizza. However, Joe, Harry and Tom still all had a good time. But, then there were four days until their money was to run out. Joe: So, uh, we have $625 left. Tom: And rent is due in three days. Joe: (sigh) Yep. Harry: Isn't rent $620? Joe: Yes. Why did you need to tell all of us that? Harry: I dunno. Joe: When was the last time you bought groceries, Tom? Tom: A few days ago? Joe: Oh, man. Harry: So, I guess we need to ration. Small meals and no snacks. Joe: My family always said I need to lose weight. Tom: This sucks already. Over the next three days, Joe, Harry and Tom rationed what little food they had left, getting hungrier and sadder. And then, one morning, the landlord came by. Landlord: Rent. Joe: Yep. (slips envelope with $620 under the door) Landlord: Thanks. Tom: Well, all we have left is...five bucks. Harry: What can we do for five bucks? Just then, all of the lights shut off. Then, the heat, and water did, in quick succession. Joe: Aw, dude, this is rock bottom. (starts weeping softly) Tom: What are we gonna do, man? Joe: Tell the jobs about your special abilities. Tom: But if I show them my super strength and ability to fly, they're gonna take me away. Joe: They're already gonna kick us out of here, man. Harry: Is this the end? Tom: I really hope not. Joe: Yeah. You guys are the only friends I've ever had. Harry: Hmm. Tom: I guess we should start looking. Harry threw on some of the human formula and the three then went all over Weisston, looking for jobs. They split up the town into three sections, and went wherever they could. They tried their hardest, but they were now out of money and were never the most professional people to begin with. So, they didn't impress many people. At the end of the day, they met back at the apartment. Joe: It's over, man. Harry: I'm gonna need a lot of that human formula. Tom: What will I do? Joe: I don't know, man. Harry: Should we ration the five dollar bill if we run out of food completely? (beat) Tom: Let's sink ourselves into some TV. Joe: You can take all of the necessities away, but not the CRT box. Harry: Don't jinx it! (beat) Harry: Phew! (grabs remote, clicks "Power") (nothing happens) Tom: Oh, right, we don't have electricity. (everyone cries) Tom: I'm not sure my parents would want to loan me a big amount of money... Joe: Same. At this point i'd get pretty small, modest, amounts of money, but you know. Harry: My parents don't even have money! Joe: Wait, everyone. Let's watch TV from the window of a TV store like they do on...TV. (cut to Joe, Harry and Tom watching TV from the window of a TV store like they do on...TV) Tom: This is the life. Harry: About on the level of getting stepped on by a kid. Joe: This show sucks. TV Announcer: ...we'll be back right after these messages. Commercial Announcer: Are you watching this from the window of a TV store like they do on...TV? Joe: Yes! Harry: They can't hear you, imbecile. Commercial Announcer: Then drown your sorrows in some FLIPPING BURGERS!!! (Tom snickers) Commercial Announcer: Come down for some ultra mega beef burgers at just $7.99! And then some super ultra mega beef burgers at just $10.99! FLIPPING BURGERS!!! Harry: Let me guess, no jobs open. Commercial Announcer: JOBS! WE HAVE JOBS! ANYONE WITHOUT AN EXTENSIVE CRIMINAL RECORD CAN APPLY AT FLIPPING BURGERS!!! YEAH!!! (commercial ends) Joe: Tom, you're the best cook. Tom: I'm not wasting these so called talents on some greasy fast food. Harry: Do you want to have food, water and electricity? (beat) (cut to Tom grabbing a spatula) Cashier: 'Ey Tim! 2 giant super ultra mega beef burgers on the double! Tom: Mhm. (starts flipping massive patties on a grill) (FRIDAY NIGHT) Tom: Paycheck! Joe: How much? Tom: 400 USD. Harry: Woohoo! Joe: You're doing great! Harry: CRT box time! Tom: Remember, we gotta spend wisely. Joe: Got it! Tom: Plus, as I was going home, I saw a peaceful protest outside The Paper's offices. Wanna go? Joe: Could we get some Scadente's on the way back? Tom: Yeah, I saw they have a sale for a large cheese and some bread twists! Harry: Oh, man! (Joe, Harry and Tom leave the apartment)
  8. MMM

    Jjs' Riffing Theater 3000

    Weird to think that this is over. Good work everyone throughout the years.
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    Apartment 406

    Is this any good at all? I don't know. -- 25. The Musical (Joe is sleeping, slowly wakes up) (fast tempo rock music starts playing) Joe: Dang, another crappy day I have all these bills I gotta pay I wish I could get out of this town To stop my life from going down (beat) Hang on here, wait a minute This is my life, I don't need to sing it What's going on, what's the deal? Really comfortable is not how I feeeeeeeel (runs into living room) Tom, Harry, how are you two? I feel possessed, by some alien goo Tom: I'm not sure, either, it's really strange I don't want this to be a permanent change I feel possessed too, it seems insane This singing junk seems completely inane Right now, I just want to run into a pole So let me try and find a good old loophole (beat) Leather jackets feel like the skin of an orange I wonder if those could grow on any variation of a sporange Aw, man! This is bad! It really makes me sad To know I have little control of my words Like some mentally deranged nerds Wow, how forced can these rhymes get? For all these dumb words I feel like a safety net Harry: This out of control singing makes me want to die Is this a cruel trick from the milkmaid in the sky? MMM: I am not fully to blame for this overblown rock spectacle The taker of this blame is possibly detectable You just have to open your eyyyyyeeeees Around this big little town of Weeeeeiiiiiss- Harry: -ton? -ton? Yeah, son. That sounds about right I would just like to fight Whatever dude did this to us Even if I have to take a public bus (lightning strikes) (music gets slower) (man flies by the window) Man: It is I, Sir Doom! Flying to bring everyone gloom I was stuck with this magic singing curse Since birth, it's just been the wooorst So I plotted last night Without putting up a fight I decided that everyone else Should sing and not yell Even forced rhymes like that Are pulled out of a hat Without any single person's controoolll Even if on them it takes a tooollll (laughs evilly for twenty seconds) (music gets faster) Joe: Alright, stop it! Stop it! Stop before I have to hit Yooouuu right in the cheeessst That scenario would just be the beeessst (shuts window) Tom: How will we stop Sir Dooooooooooooom? If we don't, humanity will face the ultimate doom Joe: Did you just rhyme something with itself? That's like loosening the bottom of a shelf It ruins everything With a little ding (beat) Agh, I'm losing my mind! In a way that's one of a kind! I'm not responsible for this deranged writing Who is it that's making this biting? MMM: I swear it's not me causing all of this gloom You saw earlier, it was that damned Sir Doom! Harry: We need to beat Sir Dooom! We have to make him go booom! Does anyone have any plaaans? To beat this eeevil maaan? Tom: I think the box of tools would suffice Throwing them at him wouuuld be niiice Joe: (grabs box of tools from the apartment storage space) Which one do you guys want to use? We'll use them to charge at him like a moose Impact driver, angle grinder, chainsaw, tile cutter Impact wrench, monkey wrench, jigsaw, stale butter Harry: I put that in there, I'm sorry, man It was expired, I diiidn't have a plaaan Joe: Maybe we need to grab all of it Throw them at him to hopefully slit His wrists (beat) And fists (opens the window) SIR DOOM! WE HAVE PIZZA! DEEP DISH! FOR YOU TO EAT IT IS OUR ONLY WISH! Sir Doom: (flies to window) Ooohhh! This cures my gloom! Now go and bow down toooo Sir Doom! Tom: Nobody refers to themselves in the third person but Tom! Please stop controlling us, you're not our mom! (Joe, Harry and Tom throw power tools at Sir Doom, who the tools bounce off of) Joe: My tools! My tools! What have you done, you fools?! Sir Doom: No quick moving saws can stop me! It was just fine, didn't sting like a bee! (laughs evilly for twenty seconds) (opens eyes to see Joe, Harry and Tom are gone) (cut to Joe, Harry and Tom driving. They pass by Jerry) Joe: All this singing makes my mouth feel like sand So I'm gonna leave it all to the one man baaannnddd! (Jerry plays on-tempo spaghetti western music for a minute and a half) (The three arrive at tall, abandoned building) Tom: This is the place! This is the place! In college some dude with an ugly face Dropped out and opened a fireworks shop Selling them for sixty bucks a pop But the state prohibits some types of fireworks So they threw him into jail, without any perks (Joe, Harry and Tom get out of the car and kick down the door) Guy: Oh my! Oh my! Anything you wanna buy? Tom: Did you get out jail To make one more sale? We need all of them to beat that flying midget So we need them free, Dick, is it? Dick: Is he the one that cursed all of us? You get them all free, you must, you must! (Joe, Harry and Tom grab fireworks and run up to to roof of the building. Sir Doom flies over to them) Sir Doom: What do you want? What do you see? Do you want to sing to the city like it's a dumb moviiieee? (Joe, Harry and Tom throw fireworks at Sir Doom) Sir Doom: Ahhhhhhhh! Wahhhhhhhhh! (massive explosion) (cut to Tom and Harry reading a piece of paper and looking at storyboards taped up on the living room walls) Tom: Dude, I don't think The Morons are seasoned enough to do a song like this. Harry: And how are we gonna make this music video? Joe: Eh, you have a point. Maybe if we ever get big. Tom: Yeah, if.
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    Apartment 406

    24. Writing Readers One quiet morning, Joe was reading the newspaper. Joe: Dude, nothing happens around here. Harry: You want Weisston to be a war zone engaged in political and social turmoil? Joe: ...no, good point. When are the eggs coming? Harry: A few minutes? Joe: Gahhh! I'M SO HUNGRY! Harry: People in war zones engaged in political and social turmoil don't get many good eggs. Joe: Good point. Tom: (walks in) Shut it! I'm working on my advice column. Joe: Alrighty, then. Coincidentally, Joe was reading the newspaper page that featured Tom's weekly advice column. This time, Tom was answering a reader who couldn't deal with his roommate. Dear Irritated, I've had to deal with annoying roommates as well- Joe: I'm gonna buy some coffee and then throw it on that kid's face... , in college I had this one guy who would blast terrible movies at midnight and leave his barbeque chips everywhere. (cut to Tom's first roommate, Bill, reading the newspaper) Bill: I'm gonna throw some coffee on that kid's face. You really have to be assertive with these people. Try any means necessary to do so. Figure out what they like, and use blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda blah yadda blah blah blah yadda get into blah blah yadda Joe: I need a better attention span. Harry: (slips plate on table) Eggs. Joe: Cool. As Joe ate his eggs, he looked at the section on the newspaper called "Writing Readers", a section where readers of The Weisston Tribune could write a small opinion article, if that wasn't apparent or something. He read the articles, and got a burst of inspiration. If these random, normal people could get in to the paper, why couldn't he? Tom: (walks in) I'm done with work today. People really hate their roommates. Joe: You're not gonna be the only 406er in the newspaper, know what I'm saying? Tom: Excuse me? Joe: Writing Readers? Tom: Hmm. Sure. Joe: Cool. (cut to Joe sitting at the computer) Joe thought his unique outlook on life would bring the "wow" factor most media outlets are interested in. But, he just couldn't think of anything to see. He stared deeply in the computer screen, looking at the three words he had typed. WAR IS BAD (Tom walks in, stares at computer screen) Joe: I know... Tom: You need to make people think, man. You've gotta be a complete imbecile to disagree with "War is Bad". Just let ideas come to you. I dunno, watch the news or something. Joe: Hmm. Sounds good. (cut to Joe watching TV) News Anchor: Here, the election is evenly split Democrat and Republican... Joe: Hmm. News Anchor: ...no third party candidates, as well. Joe: Pssshhht, partisan stuff is dumb. (beat) Joe: Hey! Joe ran back into his room, and started typing a quick column up. It was only a few minutes before he was... Joe: DONE! Tom: (walks in) Oh yeah? Let's see. (looks at screen) Partisan system, ah? Joe: Yeah, you know. Tom: Okay. (silently reads the column) Joe: Ahhh? Tom: Nice work. Print it out and mail it and all of that. Joe: Sure. Joe then sat proudly in the chair as it printed, before folding it in an envelope and racing off to the apartment's public mailbox to dump the envelope in there. Joe: Ahh, now I wait. (beat) Joe: Okay. (THE NEXT DAY) Joe: Is the paper here? Tom: No. (beat) Joe: Now? Tom: NO, NO! YOU WOULD HAVE SEEN IT IF IT HAD COME! Joe: Oh, sorry. I'm sure you felt giddy when you started in the paper. Tom: I guess so. You're being ridiculous, though. (thumping noise outside) Joe: Could it be? (opens door) Tom: Is it...be? I don't know, man. Joe: YES! YEAHHH! (grabs newspaper) Tom: Okay, let's see if they published it. Joe: They...probably published it. Tom: We'll see. Joe excitedly flipped through the paper, until he got to the "Writing Readers" column. Joe: (scanning paper) Not "from the left"...maybe from "from the right". Tom: You're nowhere near the political right, man. Joe: Yeah...yeah. Aghhh! Tom: Don't worry. There are more than two people that submit stuff. Joe: Seriously? Politics don't matter! (Harry walks in, grabs comics page) Joe: Alright, let me just read the rest of the paper. (starts rummaging through papers) WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COMICS?! Tom: Yeah, about that... (THE NEXT DAY) Joe: Dumb postal service takes forever. Tom: So you're still expecting? Joe: Expecting what? Tom: The paper. Joe: You bet! (opens door, grabs paper) Joe scanned through all the pages, and then slumped down in his chair, disappointed. Tom: No? Joe: No. Tom: So yes? Joe: IT IS NOT THERE! Tom: Oh, got it. Joe: Was something wrong, you think? Tom: Maybe it'll be here- (THE NEXT DAY) Joe: It's not here. Tom: Oh. (THE NEXT DAY) Joe: No, nothing. (THE NEXT DAY) Harry: Nothing here. Joe: Aw man, you spoiled it! Harry: Well, it's still not here. (THE NEXT DAY) Joe: There can't be that many people who are writing these. (THE NEXT DAY) Joe: No. (THE NEXT DAY) Joe: No! (THE NEXT DAY) Joe: No... (THE NEXT DAY) Joe: NO NO NO! Tom: Yeah, it's not gonna be in there. Joe: I give up! No more! Harry: How does today differ from yesterday? (beat) Joe: Tom. Tom: What? Joe: We are going to the headquarters. Tom: What'll that do? They got more important stuff going on. Joe: (holds up ice cream page of grocery store catalog) It's on me. (cut to Tom and Joe driving in the car) Tom: I can't believe myself. Joe: It's for a good cause. Tom: Heh. Whatever you say. Faster than they could recite an entire daily newspaper, the two were at the Tribune's headquarters. Tom: (parks car) This is stupid. Joe: Partisan systems are stupid! Nyyyeeehhh! Tom: ...right. (Joe and Tom walk up to the front door) Guard: Iiidentifcation pleeeaaase? (Tom puts on sunglasses, holds up ID card) Joe: I'm with him. Tom: Yeah...he's with me. Guard: Very well. Joe and Tom then walked in, and looked around. Joe and Tom were marveled as they looked around the offices, even as the latter had been there a couple times. They walked through the building, excited to see the owner/editor, Chuck Miller. Joe: Woah, that dude is helping put together the comics page! I'll keep that one forever. Tom: Mmph. I'm pretty sure the dude's office is at the very top, if I remember. Joe: The highest position's office is always at the top. Is there a stairwell around or something? I'm scared of elevators. Tom: Me too, I wish more places had the money and space to get escalators installed. Employee #1: There's...uh...one over there. (points at a door to his right) (A LOT OF STAIR CLIMBING LATER) (Joe and Tom are out of breath, panting) Tom: Whoo...floor 12. Chuck Little's office should just to the right. (looks to the right) Yeah. (Joe knocks on door) Tom: Aw, geez. This dude's my boss, so don't be a crazy wad. Joe: I've never really had a job. (awkward silence) Chuck: Who is it? Tom: Tom Richards. I do an advice column here. Chuck: Ah, yes. Come in. Joe opened the door, and him and Tom walked in to see a very large man sitting at a very large desk. Chuck then jumped down from his chair to reveal himself to be about four feet tall. Joe: Little. Chuck: Oh, quiet, you, I have money! Tom, you've been doing great work. What do you want? Tom: My...uh...it seems weird now that I say it out loud to you...but...um... Chuck: Spit it out, I got stuff to do. Tom: Yeah, my friend submitted something to "Readers Write" roughly a fortnight ago, and it hasn't been...printed? Chuck: What? Tom: I'll see myself out... Chuck: Alright, you guys have taken enough of my time on this...name? Joe: Joe Summers. Chuck: (grabs intercom microphone) Any column submissions from a Joe Summers? (no one in the building responds) Joe: They know my name! Chuck: Heh. This kid makes me laugh. Joe: Hmm... Joe thought back to when he was sending the letter, before realizing a minor detail that could have potentially slipped everything up. Joe: I didn't write anything on the envelope. Tom: YOU ARE SO- (pauses) nnnggghhh. Chuck: (chuckles) How did you screw that up? Weird friend you have, Tom. Just send it again correctly if it really means that much to you. Joe: Okay. Thanks! You're pretty nice for a guy in a comparatively high position of power. Chuck: Hmm? Oh, thank you, I suppose. Keep up the good work, Tom. Tom: Yes, sir. (Joe and Tom leave) Chuck: Wait! I got a question about my marriage! Back at the apartment, Joe printed out the column again, addressed it in an envelope and threw it into the public mailbox. The next day, Joe excitedly grabbed the paper, and flipped to the page with "Writing Readers" on it, and there it was. On partisan systems Joe Summers, East Weisston Joe: Oh, man! Tom: Good work, mate. Joe: (reading column) I wrote this! I DID! DOESN'T THAT JUST MAKE YOU FEEL ALIVE? Harry: Quiet, I'm eating here. Joe: (grumbling) I don't see you writing for the paper.
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    MMM's stuff v9

    I've been meaning to put something new here
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    Apartment 406

    23. Real Men One night, Joe was working late on a scientific project in his room. Joe: Yeah...mix that...almost there...YES! FINALLY! Harry: (opens door) What's going on? Joe: I finished your thing. Harry: The..uh...the uh... Joe: The human mold. It lasts for five hours unless you come in contact with the antidote. Harry: What? Joe: Get these on. (throws shirt and pants at Harry) Harry: (puts on clothes) Now what? (Joe throws of bucket of liquid at Harry) Harry: Aw, what was that? Joe: Quick, to the mirror! To the mirror! Joe and Harry ran into the bathroom, and looked straight at the mirror. They watched in silence as Harry's limbs began to squirm. Harry: WHAT'S HAPPENING? Joe: Nnnggghhh... Harry's body went from a humanoid ladybug form to that of some scrawny-black haired guy faster than anyone could say the script of this episode so far. Harry: WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?! Joe: It...ah...worked. Harry: YOU WONDER WHY YOUR ONLY FRIENDS ARE ME AND TOM? Joe: I...uh... Harry: IS IT PERMANENT?! Joe: No, no. (pulls out antedote in bucket, throws bucket at Harry) Harry's body then turned back into normal. Harry: I feel sick. (kneels down) That was kinda cool, though. Joe: Oh. Harry: That could be useful. It'll take some getting used to, though. Joe: Right. We could even go to Cibus again. (beat) (Joe and Harry laugh) (Harry throws some of the formula on himself) Harry: Hey, look- Tom: (walks in) INTRUDER! Harry: No! No! Tom: Harry? Joe then threw some more of the antidote on Harry, bringing him back to normal. (Tom starts gagging, runs to toilet) Joe: Let's go...uh...outside. (Harry pours formula on himself) (cut to the apartment parking lot) Harry: Feels weird. (Guy walks up to Joe and Harry) Guy: Hey, new neighbors. Joe: I've lived here for a little over a year. Harry: I've lived here for eight and a half months. Guy: Oh, I've never seen you around. What's your apartment number? Joe: I'm not telling you. That's weird. Guy: Alright. That's cool. (walks away) Harry: I'm cool! Joe: He wasn't talking about you. Harry: Ah, whatever. Pizza? (cut to Scadente's Pizza) Joe: (walks in, attempts to snap his fingers) Garçon! One large cheese. Cashier: Hey, man! Who's the other guy? Joe: Friend of mine. Cashier: Neat. One large cheese coming right up. (walks away) Harry: I'm neat. Joe: I guess you get that one. Just then, a group of four people in the next line over turned to Joe and Harry. Person #1: When you say cheese, do you mean a slice or a whole pizza? Harry: According to him, slice means "little large cheese". Person #2: That's weird. Harry: I know. Joe: Hey! Person #1: You seem cool. I'm Randy. Harry: Uhhh- Person #1: These people are Emily, James, and Anna. Got a nice friend group thing going on. Harry: What? What are you implying? Randy: Well... Cashier: One large cheese, Joe. Joe: Thanks. (grabs box) (Joe and Harry walk out) Joe: What was that? Harry: I don't know! Did they want to me to hang out with them? Joe: YES! Harry: Oh. Don't worry, man. Nothing will tear me away from my roomies. Joe: Good, then. (cut to the next day, Tom and Harry are walking in the apartment parking lot) Tom: Going to the store is pretty normal, I think. Harry: Sure. Just then, Harry saw those four people walking along the sidewalk. Harry: Aw, dude. Tom: What? Randy: Hey, it's whats his name! Harry: Me and Joe were at Scadente's and these guys just came up- Randy: Wanna do something? Harry: No. (The Kids on the Street walk up) Robert: What's going on here? Get out of the way! Randy: Shut it! (uppercuts Robert) Tom: Woah! The two groups started fighting, as Tom and Harry watched in silence. Randy: You gotta stop messing with folks! James: Especially us! Anna: You're making everything worse! (beat) Emily: Yeah! Tom: I could never do that. Hmm. Randy: How about it? Harry: Uh...okay? Randy: Great! (grabs Harry's arm, walks away) Tom: Uh... (cut to the apartment) (Tom opens door) Joe: What now? Tom: These kids ran off with Harry. Apparently they were from Scadente's. Joe: WHAT?! Tom: They beat up The Kids on the Street, also. Joe: Huh. He's coming back, right? Tom: I hope, I don't know. Agh! (FOUR HOURS LATER) Joe: He's not coming back, is he? (Harry walks in) Harry: Ah, just in time for the ladybug transformation! Joe: What's going on? Harry: Sorry...there was bowling...extra cheesy nachos...I- Joe: You what? Harry: I tried to leave, but they were good nachos, and those people really didn't want me to go. But, my roomies, of course... Tom: Oh, really? Harry: I can have other friends, no? Joe: I guess, but- Harry: You guys are still the best, though. Tom: We better be. Harry: In fact, what say we play some Tinonden? Joe: Cool, I'm in the mood for something on the Super Entertaining System. Harry: Sounds good. The group played video games for the rest of the day, and had a pretty good time while doing so. The next day, Tom and Harry then went out to the store. Harry: (dumps formula on self) Okay. Tom: That's good. (cut to Tom and Harry at the store) Tom: You like Williams bread, yeah? Harry: Mhm. (Those four people are walking down the aisle) (Harry slumps down to the floor and starts pulling on his face) Tom: What? What is it? Harry: ...it's them. Tom: ...no! (The group walks up to Harry and Tom) Randy: Are you busy? Harry: Yes. Randy: Oh, sorry. See you soon. (The group walks away) Tom: The nerve of some people. The two finished their shopping, and then drove back to the apartment. As they were in the parking lot, about to get back to their place, the friend group of four came walking by. Harry: Are you just following us now? Randy: Maybe. Harry: And why do the others never say anything? James: We're shy. (Tom frowns) Randy: Wanna go bowling again? Harry: I won the last tournament. Randy: ...so that's a yes? Harry: I...uh...hmm...well...I guess so? (Harry walks away with the others) (cut to the apartment) (Tom runs in) Tom: They got Harry again! Joe: WWWHHHAAATTT?! Tom: What's the deal, man? It's like they were following us or something! They were at the store, too! Joe: Oh, man! Didn't you try to stop them? Tom: I don't know, man! I'm starting to get creeped out by his cronies, too. Joe: Who's? Randy's? Tom: The main one, yes. (beat) Joe: Let's follow him. Tom: Good idea. Harry and the others were walking to Randy's car, and Tom and Joe secretly pulled up, coming to a dead stop until the other car started moving. Randy's car drove to Memory Lanes, with Joe and Tom following right behind. As Randy and the others went into the alley, Joe and Tom watched through the window for a bit. For ten minutes, Harry and the group just bowled and had some fun, confusing Joe and Tom. Joe: We're kinda stupid. Tom: We've wasted a good amount of time on this, so- (lights in the alley shut off) Tom: What the- (candle lights up) Randy: Welcome to the Brotherhood of the Friends. Harry: Some name. Anna: Well- Randy: SILENCE, SILENCE, ALL OF YOU! ONLY TALK WHEN I SAY! Joe: I don't know what his problem with Robert is, they're exactly alike. Tom: I'm sensing a pattern. James: Supreme Leader Randy Roberts- Joe: That explains it. Tom: Sibling rivalry, eh? Joe: Maybe that guy's name is James James or something. Tom: Heh. James: -he will perform the ritual of initiation. Joe: Steal a candy bar! The four then pinned Harry to the floor, duct taping up his arms and legs. They then got closer to Harry, while chanting "Our friend" over and over again. They laid their knees on his stomach, and raised up a pot of acidic juice. Randy: Have a drink. (Joe and Tom run in) Joe: YOU have a drink! Randy: Wha? Joe: (whispers) Quick, Tom, the car! (Tom runs into parking lot) Joe then charged at the four, without a plan. He thought of knocking the candle out of their hands but remembered all the movies he had seen where knocking over a small object lit with fire on it's top burned down an entire building, and changed his mind, throwing his fists at them. He was mostly unsuccessful, and was praying for Tom to come in. But, after a minute... Tom: (runs in with bucket, clears throat) YOU HAVE A DRINK! Tom went up to Harry, and threw the bucket, which was filled with the antidote, at him. When the juice hit Harry, he instantly turned back into a ladybug. Randy: AW, WHAT THE HELL! James: Ladybug? What? Anna: Let's get outta here! Randy: You said it! (The four run away screaming) (beat) (Joe, Harry and Tom high five each other) Tom: I think I was pretty cool back there. Harry: No, I'm the cool one. (beat) (Joe, Tom and Harry laugh) Joe: Ahh, that's not funny anymore, actually. Harry: Maybe, being a human being isn't all it's cracked up to be. Joe: You can say that again. Tom: You don't know the half of it. Harry: At least I have more choice for when I go to the bakery now. Tom: Oh, wow, good for you. (beat) Joe: Do you think they'll tell anyone? Tom: I hope not. Harry: If they do, let's hope nobody believes them.
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    Vince McMahon reviving the XFL

    Yeah, I don't really see much of a point to this.
  14. I've finished writing season 1 of Apartment 406, which there are four episodes left to put up of.
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    Apartment 406

    22. In the Gutter One day, Joe, Harry and Tom were watching an episode of "Stuff Around the World", hosted by famous television presenter Clifford "Lucky" Numbers. Lucky: Howdy there folks, I'm Lucky Numbers, bringing you- Harry: Blah blah blah. Get a new gimmick. Lucky: Today's episode is about bowling alleys! Joe: Alrighty then. The TV then showed clips of people going bowling, including a thirty second slow motion shot of someone getting a strike. Harry: That was tedious. Tom: They like commercials so much, how about they jam more of those in there instead of that? Lucky: From casual to competitive, bowling is a game for everyone! Joe: For everyone, eh? Tom: You want to go bowling, don't you? Joe: How could you tell? Tom: Agh. Joe: Look, if it's for everyone, then that has to include us! Tom: But we're nobodies. Joe: That's not the point, man. I've always wanted to do it. It's a lifelong goal! Harry: I knew nothing about that. Tom: I thought you wanted to take over the world. (muffled organ sounds) Joe: Right. But it still looks neat. Tom: You got a point. (cut to Joe, Harry and Tom driving to the bowling alley) Harry: You need shoes, right? Joe: You get those at the place, though. Harry: Oh, that's fine. Tom: So, what and where is this place, anyways? Joe: Memory Lanes. It's...someplace, I dunno. Tom: You don't know? Geez. Joe: There's a 50-50 chance we'll find it, and the same chance we'll not. Tom: That makes no sense at all. Just then, something hit the roof of the car. Joe: AHHH! Harry: WHAT WAS THAT?! The three looked out the window, and saw that it was a bowling ball that had hit the car. Joe: We're gonna need to fix this. Who has the most money here? Tom: None of us, I think. Just then, another bowling ball went flying into the air. Harry: Okay, the balls are coming from the next right turn! Joe: On the corner? Harry: Yeah. Joe and Harry then managed to follow the balls all the way to Memory Lanes' parking lot, where they saw a little kid throwing the bowling balls. Joe: (gets out of car) What are you doing?! Kid: Waiting for my mom and dad to finish playing that game. Joe: Stop throwing those, you wrecked my car! Kid: How much money is it to fix, three dollars? Joe: (opens mouth to say something) Kid: My parents are finally done! (Joe, Harry and Tom run into the building) Dad: What happened to my bowling balls, Phillip? Joe: Yeah, just the three of us. Cashier: Okay, that'll be $59.80. Joe: Uh...oh. Everyone? (Joe, Harry and Tom each pull out twenty dollars) Tom: Good thing I have the advice column. Joe: Aw, come on. Let's roll...or bowl, I don't know. (Joe, Harry and Tom walk up to the shoes booth) Joe: Size...uh, 12. Harry: Size 6. Tom: Size 11. Shoe Guy: Yeah, hang on. The shoe guy went over to the shelves, got three pairs of bowling shoes, and threw them back over to the desk, where a bunch of blue crud spilled out of them. Tom: I don't know about this. Joe: What is that stuff? Shoe Guy: DO YOU WANNA PLAY OR NOT? Joe: Well, we already paid a fortune to do so! Shoe Guy: THEN GO BOWL! Joe: Okay, fine, fine. (walks away with shoes) Tom: (putting on shoes) I'm gonna shower later today. Joe: Me too, probably. Harry: I don't think all of that blue crud spilled out. Joe: Right. What lane should we do? Tom: I don't know, they're all the same. Joe: Lucky 7 it is. (The three walk to over to Lane 7) Joe: Who wants to keep score? Harry and Tom: Not me. Joe: Not me. You do it! Tom: You do it! Guy: I'll do it. Joe: Cool. Guy: I'll do anything for the Plantman Rollers! Harry: Who? Joe: Thanks for the...uh...the...uh...team name? (beat) Can I have a pizza from the snack bar? Guy: Sure thing! (runs to snack bar) Joe: All right! Joe grabbed a bowling ball and rolled it down the lane, knocking over 6 pins, as everyone began yelling. Harry: How am I supposed to bowl with all of this noise? Joe: (pulls out earplugs) Tom: Those aren't Skrooyoo brand, are they? Joe: No, they're (reads label) X brand. Harry: Fair enough. Joe, Tom and Harry put in the earplugs, and continued their game. After a while, the score guy came back. Guy: Pizza? Joe: What? Guy: PIZZA? Joe: Oh, nice! Sorry everyone, pizza break time. Tom: Neato! The three grabbed a bunch of slices, and sat down to eat. (cut to lane 8) Player #1: Good, we can finally play. Announcer: Jim steps up, and throws the ball, using a little topspin, and...that's a strike! (everyone cheers) (FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER) Joe: Alright, pizza break is over. Announcer: Aaannnddd the Butter Gutters finish with a score of 419! The Plantman Rollers have gotten this game, into a bit of an irregular order, but it's time for them to play. (beat) Announcer: (walks up to Joe, Harry and Tom) IT'S TIME FOR THEM TO PLAY! Joe: Wha-sorry! Were you waiting? Announcer: Yeah. Joe: What? Announcer: (motions bowling ball throw with hands) Joe: Right. (ONE BOWLING GAME LATER) Announcer: The Plantman Rollers win with 420! (everyone cheers loudly) (Announcer runs up to the three to shake their hands) (Joe, Harry and Tom take off earplugs) Joe: Alright, what is it? Announcer: You're going to the final round of the triannual Memory Lanes bowling tournament? Don't you know? Tom: What? Joe: The guy at the front never said that! Announcer: Wha- (looks at front of building) Jack! Get out! For the last time, you don't work here! Joe: We don't know anything about the Plantman Rollers! How did you not realize we were someone different? Announcer: What? The team said they would be getting plastic surgery! (cut away to the Plantman Rollers sitting around) PR #1: You know, bowling kinda sucks. I can't play when I'm not motivated. PR #2: Yeah. Let's do golf instead. (cut back to the alley) Announcer: Well, someone has to play. Joe: Fine. Harry: WHAT?! Tom: Sure, I guess. Joe: When is it? Announcer: This time tomorrow? Joe: Really?! (cut to the apartment) Tom: Okay, what's the plan? Joe: I got it. Joe turned on his Tinonden Videobox, and changed the disc in it. Tom: What's going on? Joe: Videobox Sports! Harry: Hmm. Joe: Okay...bowling. Use the control stick to determine your position, left and right buttons for the topspin, and A to roll. Harry: I know that, stupid. Tom: Let's play. I'll get my controllers. (ONE VIDEOBOX SPORTS BOWLING GAME LATER) Harry: Ha, I won! 289! Tom: Come on, I was nervous! Joe: Our total score is 863. Geez, this is so much easier than real life. Tom: That's how video games are. Harry: Practice makes perfect. Joe: Okay. Another round, anyone? (ONE HUNDRED FIFTY SIX ROUNDS LATER) Tom: What time is it? Harry: 3 AM...something like that. Joe: That's my 43rd perfect game! Harry: Hey, I only have 42! I bet I can get more than you! Joe: You're on. (FOURTY EIGHT ROUNDS LATER) Harry: 58 to 58! Tiebreaker! Joe: Nah, I think I've had enough. Tom: Yeah, the sun's about up...woah. Joe: We have...ah...six hours until the tournament. Tom: I'm a little tired. I'm gonna get some rest. Joe: Your game was so bad that I thought you already were asleep! Tom: That was forced as all hell. Joe: Yeah, yeah. Harry: (drinking energy drink) Try this. Tom grabbed the drink and started drinking it, before spitting it out. Harry: Did it help? Tom: I don't know. Joe: I'll be fine. I didn't get much sleep during college, i'm a trained professional. Plus, I don't trust my body to wake up on time. I don't think I can drive, though. Tom: Yeah. It'll take us enough time for us to walk there, I bet. Heh. (beat) (cut to Joe, Harry and Tom walking down the sidewalk) Joe: Do you (yawn) guys ever notice how you walk slower when you're tired? Harry: Yeah, I almost fell down the stairs. Tom: Dude, we're gonna bowl 20s, or something. We're toast. Joe: We've come too far. The three slowly walked down to the bowling alleys, using their memories of getting there yesterday to guide them. After several hours of walking, small breaks, and extreme tiredness. Tom: Well, here (yawn) we are. Harry: I probably lost a few pounds today. Joe: At least that dumb kid isn't here. Tom: Yeah, he is. He's flying. Harry: (weird sounding yawn) Tom: What? Harry: Are you hallucinating? Tom: Maybe. Joe: What time is it? Harry: (looks at watch) B4:89. Joe: Whaaa? Maybe we should have slept. (Joe, Harry and Tom walk into Memory Lanes) Jack: Step this way, Rollers. Tom: Oh, thanks! What time is it? Joe: I've never seen a giant air hockey paddle before. Jack: Uh...11:49. Joe: Okay. Harry: Let's get some pizza. Tom: What if it starts begging not to be eaten? Harry: Good point. But, I gotta eat something. Joe: (looks at menu) How about mozzarella sticks? Tom: Sounds good. Harry: Yeah, I don't eat those much, anyways. (ONE HOUR AND THIRTEEN MINUTES LATER) (Joe, Harry and Tom are asleep) Announcer: ATTENTION! (Joe, Harry and Tom wake up) Harry: Man, I was only out for a few minutes. Things still look weird. Joe: I know. Announcer: THE TRIANNUAL MEMORY LANES BOWLING TOURNAMENT ENDS NOW! IT'S THE BOWLING BALLS VS. THE (ahem) PLANTMAN ROLLERS! Tom: At least we win in the department of "least lame name". (BB #1 growls) Joe, Harry, and Tom looked ahead at their lane, and it started to turn into the one from Videobox Sports. They looked around, and even the background was the same, and each of the three then saw a Videobox controller pop up in front of them. Joe: Woah. Tom: It's just like the game! Harry: I guess our nap wasn't long enough. The three then started playing, concentrating on only themselves. Their many hours of training came in handy, as they knew exactly what to do, getting relatively good results. However, their tiredness sort of weakened their playing. After they finished, they had a final total score of 747. Tom: Just like a plane. Joe: Yeah, but the other team still has to go. (Joe, Harry and Tom fall asleep) The Bowling Balls were sort of dumbfounded by what had just happened, and were also a bit angry. BB #1: What's the matter? Don't know the basics of bowling? WE'RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE TURNS! Announcer: Look, I don't know what their deal is. Just go. The team tried their best, but their game was a bit thrown off because of what had happened. Early on, they had a lead over the Rollers, but let their simultaneous ego and nerves get the best of them, and finished with 738. BB #1: NOOO! (everyone cheers) Announcer: THE QUOTE "PLANTMAN ROLLERS" WIN! WOOHOO! (runs down to Joe, Tom and Harry) (Joe, Tom and Harry wake up) Joe: Oh, did we win? (Announcer hands Joe a trophy) Joe: Yes! We won! Tom: Nice! Harry: I'm not hallucinating anymore! Joe: Neither am I! Tom: Same...and nice! (cut to the actual Plantman Rollers standing outside the alley) PR #1: "Plantman Golfers" sounds good. PR #2: Seems a little generic. PR #1: Well, what else could there be? (Joe, Harry, and Tom walk out) PR #1: Did the Rollers win the tournament? Joe: Actually, yeah. PR #1: (grabs trophy) I'll take that. We made to to final four, after all. Joe: Why, I oughta- (PR #3 raises driver golf club) Joe: Nevermind. We'll be back in another four months. Harry: We will? Joe: I don't know.
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