TheOpenWindowManiac

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TheOpenWindowManiac last won the day on February 6 2016

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About TheOpenWindowManiac

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  • Birthday February 16

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    ssj4gogita4
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    Showing People The Error Of Their Ways (Through Example)
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    In the Mailbox
  • Favorite Episode
    Red Mist
  • Favorite Character
    Squidward

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  2. The Splinter Aired June 2nd, 2008 The Krusty Krab opens on a seemingly average morning and SpongeBob is extremely happy. He gets the Krabby Patties ready and soon gets an order of two Krabby Patties plus an insult from Squidward, which is to no effect. His excitement eventually causes him to accidentally throw his spatula into the ceiling and when trying to get it out, he falls, nearly being injured by scissors and swords. Upon landing, all is well but he trips on tartar sauce. His thumb drags across the wooden floor and rams into a small slab that breaks in half, giving him a splinter that immediately makes his thumb red and swollen. His weak arms keep him from getting it out and even biting it doesn't work. The customer that ordered earlier is turning impatient and the splinter keeps SpongeBob from holding the spatula needed to serve him. He decides to tie it on his nose and Squidward soon finds out about it and tricks SpongeBob. Squidward then convinces SpongeBob that he will get sent home by Mr. Krabs if he sees the splinter and flushes his hat and spatula down the toilet. SpongeBob begs Squidward not to get him sent home but is unsuccessful. Squidward also hints that he'll tell Mr. Krabs about the splinter. After Squidward gets his full enjoyment about the situation, Mr. Krabs drives a customer away with his cheap behavior. SpongeBob calls Patrick to get treated for it, who comes in a fake doctor's uniform to cure the splinter. Patrick's 'treatment' only ends up with the splinter further into SpongeBob's thumb, making it swell more and even infecting it. He then acts like as a fake doctor, saying that his 'shift' is over. SpongeBob soon runs into Mr. Krabs and Squidward and tries to hide the the splinter from them. When he holds his thumb up, Squidward faints at the disgusting image. Mr. Krabs soon sees the splinter and takes it out easily, curing SpongeBob and causing confetti and a big eruption of pus from his thumb to impact Mr. Krabs, who holds up an umbrella to it. Squidward then discovers that he could get sent home early and still get paid by getting injured, called worker's compensation. Accordingly, he injures himself with the cash register harshly, only to find out that his shift had ended two minutes ago.
  3. Mind Mischief has always been my personal favorite song of theirs, but of course I like the more famous ones that have been out (Elephant, Only Go Backwards, Less I Know the Better). Lonerism and Currents in general were just fantastic albums.
  4. Anyone else lowkey love it when Patrick and Squidward call SpongeBob "Sponge"

  5. I am sick of all these Squidly Torture Porn episodes
  6. My nose just started running like crazy out of nowhere. It's only my right nostril at the moment too for some reason.
  7. The system has detected that you are guessing the answers.  Now, you will be forced to wait at least 10 seconds before answering.

  8. Bowser is such a good parent.

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      He cares about the restrictions for his child.

  9. What a piece of shit. He's done other horrible things like beating several of his girlfriends IIRC. I have no idea why he still has an account anywhere.
  10. Out of all of these, I never understood Damn Daniel. The others at least had some sort of joke, but Damn Daniel's was…he's wearing shoes?
  11. She seemed like such a nice and charming lady in real life. It's depressing to see childhood heroes pass away so suddenly. May the Force be with her and her family.
  12. His good episodes were phenomenal and his bad episodes were abysmal. I'd say I'm excited, I guess. We need another Krusty Towers. O_O
  13. RIP Greg Lake. Screw this damn year.

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      that's two ELP members in one year. Jesus Christ

    2. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      Rest in peace to him.

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