OWM

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About OWM

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  • Birthday 02/16/2003

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    Showing People the Error of their Ways (Through Example)
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    Pennsyltucky
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    Wet Painters
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    Squidward

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  1. OWM

    the day sbap returns to us

    its coming
  2. OWM

    SBC's Top 50 Best Episodes Ever 2018!

    CYSAD is a perfectly structured episode when it comes to both humor and suspense. The opening starts things out really nice, and I like how it dives right into the action. That immediate cut from Squidward’s wishful dreaming to his homelessness in a box is so jarring and hilarious. But from there, the episode escalates like crazy. It’s absolutely amazing to see Squidward take insane advantage of SpongeBob’s hospitality, and how SpongeBob keeps trying to suppress his feelings. Once he finally loses patience though, this episode ascends to another level. First off, I love how demanding and expectant Squidward’s become over the months and how he literally treats SpongeBob like a maid. But most of all, SpongeBob’s frustrated pettiness is what makes the second act. “Two things that WOOOOOON’T WOOOOOORK!” “I made it special.” and him pulling out the job listings has to be one of the greatest strings of jokes in SpongeBob history. The puppet show onward has to be the best moment, I adore how bitingly sarcastic and hostile it is toward Squidward, and how it transitions into “Because when I need a JOB done, I get someone with a JOB to DO that JOB!” And finally, he just strangles Mr. Krabs, the culmination of all his frustration and anger over the months, and it’s glorious. Oh, and the ending wraps everything up really nicely by making everything sort of cyclical with the maid costume.
  3. OWM

    H e l l o t h e r e

    Hello and welcome. Enjoy your stay.
  4. OWM

    Shootouts

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  5. OWM

    SBC's Top 50 Best Episodes Ever 2018!

    Screw the haters, I still love this episode.
  6. OWM

    SBC's Top 50 Best Episodes Ever 2018!

    Imitation Krabs is an episode I love purely because it's just loaded with humor. Some parts are so delightfully weird and surreal they end up being among the best jokes of the season. One of my favorites is the head enhancement clinic joke. I just find it so hysterical that he’d need a whole new body just because he was insecure about his head. SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs’ preparations to discuss the formula are also a highlight. I’m in love with how absurdly complicated and random they are and how frustrated Plankton gets at the end. There are also some more conventional jokes here I like, including the design of Robot Krabs. I enjoy how cheaply fake and horrible it looks, all the useless equipment it has built-in (the toaster disguise has to be my favorite), that damn exhaust pipe that helps really well with comedic timing, and the fact that SpongeBob somehow can’t tell the difference between the real thing. Characterization is pretty neat too. I like how SpongeBob goes completely berserk at the climax out of his determination to protect the Krusty Krab. It’s nice to see him take the initiative here after being bossed around all episode.
  7. OWM

    SBC's Top 50 Best Episodes Ever 2018!

    I appreciate how well Dunces and Dragons took the medieval setting to its advantage here, since it works excellently. I enjoy how stereotypical yet likeably tongue-in-cheek the new world is and how well the main cast fits into it. My favorites are Gary as a leech, the Krabs family as royalty, and best of all, Squidward as a jester. Squidly’s songs are among the best parts of this episode. Not only are they funny, but they add a lot of character and provide exposition in a neat, creative way. Sandy as “The Dark Knight” is also a ton of fun. Her battle with SpongeBob is pretty awesome purely because of how wacky and unorganized it is. That dead realistic squirrel corpse is also hilarious. SpongeBob and Patrick themselves make for great reluctant heroes. It’s cool to see them try to adapt to their new environment, and end up spreading their knowledge of karate and Krabby Patties to the past in the process. The quest itself is already a ton of fun, but the showdown against Planktonamor is god-tier. I love seeing the whole team work together to rescue Princess Pearl, as well as the solution to defeating the dragon. That jellyfish net made for a great red herring, and I like how the Krabby Patties ended up saving the day in the end. The idea of SpongeBob and Patrick learning “bad words” in Sailor Mouth is executed so well here. It’s great how the writers took complete advantage of being able to swear in a SpongeBob episode, and that each individual swear has its own different nautical sound. I tell you, this episode becomes way funnier if you fill in actual swear words with the censors. I love the pair’s enthusiasm with having found a new word, at least according to Patrick’s interpretation of it. Everyone’s reactions when they hear the word being used in public are golden, too. However, I feel Mr. Krabs is the best character here. I like how seriously he takes the use of the words, and how he seems to have so much experience with them. The highlight is when he starts rattling off all thirteen of them and showing off his expertise. SpongeBob and Patrick also have strong performances here. I enjoy SpongeBob’s growing frustration as he keeps getting eels, and when the two are both yelling their arguments to Mr. Krabs until he finally has to physically grab their mouths to shut them up. Oh man, Squidward in Just One Bite just fires on all cylinders. I love his stubbornness in the first act that affects him through the rest of the episode. I love how his pride gets in the way of his real opinion and he just forces himself to destroy the patty while SpongeBob just stands there in shock. I love his varied and individual expressions that represent his crazed personality perfectly. And finally, I love the desperate lengths he goes to just so he can have another patty. That’s probably my favorite part of him in this episode, especially since it makes for some great comedic scenes. That pained expression on his face while he watches SpongeBob wolf down his patty is absolute gold. Same with the shot of him eating garbage, and it’s revealed he ate everything but the patty. He’s not the only good character, though. I admire SpongeBob’s persistence at the beginning as well as the creative ways they show him popping around the Krusty Krab. His dawning realization that Squidward is hiding his love of Krabby Patties is great too.
  8. OWM

    Shootouts

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  9. OWM

    SBC's Top 50 Best Episodes Ever 2018!

    Roller Cowards is an episode of absolute crazed genius. The relationship between SpongeBob and Patrick is my favorite part here. I love seeing them both afraid to ride the Fist O’Pain, but don’t want to admit it and let the other down as the tension keeps rising. Their silly attempts to try and avoid going on are all really classic. There are also some great, scattered jokes that satirize the amusement park experience excellently. The photo with Glovey Glove, the overreaction to going on the Mitten, the Old Man Jenkins scene “BUT IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!”, and the ice cream scene “YOU WANT DAT? YOU WANT DAT?” (plus the reflection punching) are all amazingly gut-busting. The Fiery Fist O’Pain itself is one of the greatest moments ever in SpongeBob. I love how overly exaggerated it is both in real-life and on TV, all the excessive warnings, helmets, and liability waivers required to ride it, and of course seeing it in action. That third and last fakeout where the ride breaks down is glorious. I love how it prompts both SpongeBob and Patrick to admit what they were hiding, only for it to start back up again. I adore how overblown and bombastic the ride is as all this crazy shit comes at them.
  10. OWM

    Shootouts

    creative way of signifying a way to kick the ball
  11. OWM

    SBC's Top 50 Best Episodes Ever 2018!

    Snowball Effect is an episode that runs beautifully right from the get go. Not only is the opening scenic and creative, it’s also very enjoyable. I love those brief shots of Bikini Bottom draped in snow, and the reactions and activities of the characters, like Mr. Krabs building a dollar sculpture, Plankton getting crushed by the flakes, and even Patrick making a “snow angel.” The fight between SpongeBob and Patrick is glorious, especially the rapid-fire scene. Seeing the snowballs all go into Patrick’s mouth in slo-mo has to be one of the greatest jokes in series history. The episode diversified pretty well once Squidward enters the fray, too. I adore his general inexperience with fighting as SpongeBob and Patrick keep tearing him down with a wall of snow. His little rush of excitement from hitting SpongeBob is also pretty sweet, and it’s pretty scary to see how quickly morphs into complete paranoia and self-gratification. Funny how easily SpongeBob and Patrick are able to slip away while Squidward mutters about “the possibility of an aerial attack.”
  12. OWM

    Shootouts

    poot
  13. Glad to see our new additions to the staff! Let’s keep SBC as awesome as ever!
  14. OWM

    SBC's Top 50 Best Episodes Ever 2018!

    Have You Seen This Snail is one of the few episodes with a captivating enough story for me to excuse its lack of comedy. Not to say there aren’t good jokes here though. Squidward’s awkwardly drawn out scream, the ridiculousness of the “Dirty Bubble Challenge” and Gary’s handwriting are all great. But it’s the characters and emotion that reign supreme here. Let’s start with Grandma, who can be added to the roster of terrific SpongeBob villains. I like how she first appears to be an innocent old lady, but then after the reveal she suddenly becomes sinister and terrifying. Gary himself also makes for a good co-main character. His struggle to adjust to city life at first is pretty great, and later his choice between SpongeBob and Grandma is pretty emotional too. SpongeBob’s emotional torment is hard to not get sucked into. I love the mix of determination and regret he feels toward Gary, and those tears he cries are easy to sympathize with. And let’s not forget Patrick's awesome supportiveness! I enjoy how he stands with SpongeBob throughout the entire day no matter what, and he has some funny moments like him slithering out the curdled milk and his unintentional calling out of SpongeBob’s mistakes. Him running into Gary but just brushing him off is heartbreaking, but still hilarious. Oh, and Gary Come Home is actually a great song. I like how there’s sort of a music video going on while it plays, and it portrays SpongeBob’s tortured emotions quite well.
  15. OWM

    Shootouts

    punch
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