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  1. Sweat

    best green vegetable

    spinach slaps the most but honorable runners-up are green onions/leeks and broccoli
  2. Honestly? I liked this decade. Not life-wise, we ain't gonna talk about that, but music-wise? I honestly feel like in the near future, this decade, particularly the second half, is gonna be known for a lot of damn good music. I really grew into my own as a music nerd this decade, and I'm more than happy. Therefore, I got a Top 100 Songs of the Decade! Am I gonna discuss every single one in depth? Hahahahaha fuck that. To start, I'll give you guys #100 to #81 with quick blurbs for each one. Quick blurbs I think will be my way of doing this up until the #40 point, when I'll start getting more in depth. I think that's apt to start! (loose 1 song per artist clearly)
  3. #3 and #1 broke my heart, but I forgive you cuz you put Lean Back on the list.
  4. You could probably make a "We Didn't Start the Fire" parody based off of everyone who worked with Lil Nas X this year.
  5. Episode 9: : Wow SpongeBob, I didn't you realize you had such good connections! : I sure do, and I am more than happy to help you out, Mini Squid! You know... I wasn't a fan of you taking over at first, but you've been doing such an amazing job and Squidward is making more money than ever! Thank you, Mini Squiddy. : No problem at all, SpongeBob. I knew you two would come around to the idea. I'm gonna go and call the number you gave me now. I just hope he has the time to be our guest for the next episode. : Oh trust me Mini Squid, he'll have time. [The Day After] MINI SQUIDWARD CHAT! WITH YOUR HOST, MINI SQUIDWARD! : Welcome back, you lovely viewers! How are you all doing tonight? -rapturous cheering- : I'M DOING GREAT, MINI SQUID! : WHOOOOOOO! : I hope you're all ready for a VERY special guest tonight! -cheering- : YYEEAAAAA- SPONGEBOB LET ME GO : Before we get to our surprise guest, let's start with the news! : ALRIGHT SPONGEBOB, I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU! WHAT DO YOU NEED THIS TIME!? : I needed to take you out here where it's quieter to remind you that Mini Squid is taking advantage of you! : You keep saying that over and over, SpongeBob, but even if he is, I'm making more money than ever while doing it! Why should I be bothered by it? : Squidward ol' buddy, are you really okay with Mini Squid's crew and audience taking advantage of your house and constantly interrupting your beauty sleep? : SHUT UP! : Are you really okay with Mini Squid doing so well by stealing from you? He stole your jokes! He stole your job! He stole your standing ov- : -sobbing- : Sq- Squidward, are you okay? : FINE, YOU WIN! I've been trying my best to be okay with this for weeks now, but making more money isn't worth him stealing my spotlight. Why did we even bother quitting the Krusty Krab to do this entire project anyway? : I never quit Squidward, that was just y- : SpongeBob, I change my mind. I'd much rather be a wage slave under the weight of Mr. Krabs' grimy claws than deal with Mini Squid stealing my glory for even one more minute. It's hopeless, though. I can't kick him out, especially not his entire crew. Mini Squidward won. -sobs again- : It's okay Squidward, I knew you'd come around. It's not over, though! I want to get rid of Mini Squid as much as you do, so I had to use my connections. : sniff W-what do you mean? : Oh my gosh, he's here! Look up, Squidward! : Why shoul- OH MY NEPTUNE! : Yup! He's made a full recovery! I hope Mini Squid is ready for a very special guest today. To be continued...
  6. hey sbc whats up im Holy Halibut i like creepypasta and sponge bob

  7. gee i wonder who it could be, i hope it's not wumbo again
  8. I see you had enough tact to not include the music video that was eventually made for Ahab the Arab. Jesus fuck
  9. (NOTICE: Due to a glitch in the system, I am manually restoring this post; every other post is gone for now, I am sorry in advance) 2. "You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay." Dying for Pie, 512 points 31 out of 44 lists (Highest Rank 3 #1's @Eric Swalwell @Katniss @ForgottenOne) (+1) We have finally reached the finish line. As last year's champion, Chocolate With Nuts, fell, you'll notice that of the two episodes that beat it out, this one's kind of the black sheep. In 2019, Dying for Pie is the highest it has ever been, which is amazing for multiple reasons. For one, it's not the type of episode to just stay perched in the top 3 over and over again. It's a top 10 regular, but it's been as low as #9, so seeing a relative underdog beat out an established legend is so satisfying, even if relative to the entire top 50, it doesn't mean that much. The unmatchable duo of Chocolate With Nuts and (cough) has now officially become a holy trinity with Dying for Pie, as I highly doubt it's gonna budge any time soon. That's especially true due to the fact that this episode has the most entries out of ANY other episode, and the most lists out of any episode ever by default. The other big reason I'm happy about this episode's rise is simple: it's one of my favorite episodes ever. Sure, it's a funny episode, but let's face it, that's not why a lot of people rank it so high. The quote I chose for this entry says more than anything I could ever say. I don't think a single episode can make me so emotional. The climax of this episode makes for one of THE saddest moments in the entire show, and the lows of the episode mix perfectly well with the hilarious highs as Squidward experiences so much emotional range throughout the episode. The position for this episode is perfect, as it was my personal #2 as well. As a matter of fact, this top 50 and my top 25 share the exact same top 2 episodes in the same order. What is #1? What is my #1? Well... you know. 1. "Now let's make Squidward proud." Band Geeks, 527 points 29 out of 44 lists (Highest Rank 3 #1's @kev @Sweat @4EverGreen) (+1) The list's first ever official #1 in 2013 has had an interesting (and symmetrical) arc. Started off at #1, dropped to #2, dropped down to #5, jumped back UP to #2 in 2018, and here it is. Back where it started, and back where it deserves. It's only fitting that Band Geeks returned to its rightful spot at #1 the year I chose to host the list. I think it's only fitting to repost the write-up I made for this episode from 2018's list: "There are many reasons why I adore Band Geeks, and why I eventually realized it is my favorite episode of all time after giving up on trying to be interesting. There's no way I can form an essay about it so I'm just gonna make a list. 1. This is a very nostalgic episode for me. It is by no means a new development that I adore it so much. I've held it very near and dear to my heart since before I was a grade schooler, and that attachment will always cover the episode in a thick layer of pure comfort and happiness. 2. I'm biased towards its subject matter. I'm a band guy at heart and I absolutely love performing music, so if nothing else, Band Geeks hits that sweet spot for me and only made me appreciate the episode more over time. 3. This episode is an absolutely amazing look into Squidward as a character. Yes, Squidward was known as this artsy dreamer for ages by this point, but only in this episode has it come into fruition so beautifully. This is quite possibly Squidward's very best episode solely for how well-written he is and how genuinely passionate he is about making his whole vision work. Even if he didn't win in the end, I really appreciate that. 4. As I already mentioned in the previous point, Squidward won! Now this isn't the only time Squidward gets his way obviously, but this is the one time where it came off as satisfying as it could. Squidward wasn't just satisfied, he was ecstatic. He really did achieve something wonderful in this episode, and seeing him beat that stupid Squilliam is great. 5. This episode is hilarious. Not a single frame is used any less than to its absolute best. This episode is filled with absolutely perfect comedic timing, from Plankton's harmonica solo to the band playing 'loud' to everything, the episode just gets some laughs out of me, and in my opinion, 'funny' is the primary thing I look to in a good episode. 6. On the other side of the coin, this episode can be devastating. Squidward's speech where he admits defeat in this episode is one of the most truly heartbreaking moments in the entire show. It helps a lot that it comes from a character who was always an obvious underdog, so when he begins to make real progress and it begins to get crushed, it's easy to empathise with him genuinely. Anyone who thinks that kids' cartoons can't pack an emotional punch need to see this episode, bonus points being with context of how Squidward is as a character. 7. This episode just feels huge. They could've chosen not to make this episode into an every-character-in-the-show, completely bombastic masterpiece, but they did. This is less an episode and more of an event when you watch it. Not many episodes, even the best ones, have that quality. 8. The ending. Come on. I know its status as one of the greatest SpongeBob moments in history or whatever can get tiring, but I firmly believe that it's the case. As a matter of fact, everything from Squidward's "thanks for nothing" speech gets my heart pumped. SpongeBob's speech is great and it just keeps building up afterwards until Sweet Victory. It's the very best ending in the show's history. It kicks infinite amounts of ass, and beyond that, Squilliam truly feeling defeated and Squidward knowing that he one, mainly with the very last frame. My god. It feels euphoric just talking about it. Overall? This episode, like I said, is an event. Many episodes give me enjoyment, but not a single one up to this level. From the title card to Squidward's freezeframe at the end as Sweet Victory fades away, this episode is a journey from start to finish. Just about everything good about this show, especially everything that led up to this, is showcased. The show's sense of humor, its worldbuilding, its characterization, and its genuine emotion are all kicked into high gear in this episode. There's a reason this episode has its reputation, and it is what it is: my favorite episode of all time." Well guys, that's the list! HUGE thanks to everyone who submitted their own top 25. I am extremely grateful that I had an opportunity to host such a big tradition on SBC, especially as I loved reading the list topics in my lurking years on this site. Will I do it again? I have no clue, but it was my pleasure to host this year. Well, there's one last thing. Here's the complete list data! https://pastebin.com/q1kYGTL7
  10. (NOTICE: Due to a glitch in the system, I am manually restoring this post; every other post is gone for now, I am sorry in advance) HONORABLE MENTIONS! 61. "Now be careful with that stuff, boys. It stains clothes." Pranks a Lot, 70 points 4 out of 44 lists (Highest Rank #3 @4EverGreen) (-27) 60. "All ye must do is tend to my every whim and tickle my fancy on demand." Squidward, the Unfriendly Ghost, 72 points 6 out of 44 lists (Highest Rank #5 @kylie) (-2) 59. "Nobody gives a care about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification." Squid on Strike, 76 points 7 out of 44 lists (Highest Rank #7 @E.V.I.L. ) (NEW) 58. "If we keep this up, neither of us will win the award." Employee of the Month, 77 points 4 out of 44 lists (Highest Rank #3 @SI-LLY) (-18) 57. "My name tag is out there somewhere. Lost... hungry... who will help it?" Missing Identity, 77 points 5 out of 44 lists (Highest Rank #3 @Steel Sponge) (-25) 56. "Don’t you have a paper to write?" Procrastination, 78 points 8 out of 44 lists (Highest Rank 2 #10's @Klu @OWM) (NEW) 55. "So, if I can't get you to come to the bath, I'll just have to bring the bath to you." Gary Takes a Bath, 79 points 4 out of 44 lists (Highest Rank 2 #1's @AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH @Hayden) (NEW) 54. "SpongeBob needs us, and more importantly, I need him to stop imitating me customers!" Mimic Madness, 79 points 7 out of 44 lists (Highest Rank #2 @ForgottenOne) (-23) 53. "Befriend the SpongeBob, then when the time is just right, take the Krabby Patty!" F.U.N., 84 points 10 out of 44 lists (Highest Rank 2 #11's @Steel Sponge @Clappy) (-5) 52. "You mean suckers throw in money down a hole for fun?" Wishing You Well, 85 points 9 out of 44 lists (Highest Rank #7 @kylie) (+1) 51. "Don't worry, Squidward, we'll find our way out. And then we'll have the best eleventy-seventh anniversary ever." Truth or Square, 86 points 5 out of 44 lists (Highest Rank #1 @Cosmix humungosaur) (NEW)
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