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  • Birthday 12/07/2000

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    Minnesota
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    Band Geeks
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    Squidward

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  1. Do you ever struggle to figure out why you don't like an episode? Or do you just like needlessly categorizing things like I do? Well look no further! Thanks to help from SBCord, the BADDLI Scale is a list of SIX criteria that can make for a shitty episode. I don't mean elements of a bad episode necessarily (i.e. bad writing, bad characters), but moreso the feeling you get on WHY it is bad. You'll see what I mean as I run through the six and offer some examples. Boring Does a crappy episode put you to sleep? Do you want to change the channel to something more interesting? Think Gullible Pants Annoying Does a crappy episode give you a headache? Do you wish you could strangle the obnoxious characters in it? Think Slide Whistle Stooges Disturbing Does a crappy episode give you goosebumps in a bad way? Do you wonder if you can sleep at night after watching it? Think Squid's Visit Disgusting Does a crappy episode make you nauseous when you watch it? Do you want to look away because it's so unbearable? Think The Splinter Lazy Does a crappy episode completely disappoint you? Do you think "Wow, this episode clearly had no thought put into it."? Think The Main Drain Infuriating Does a crappy episode just piss you off? Do you wish that justice could be handed to characters that never get it? Think Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom Obviously, don't treat this as some kind of gospel for evaluating shitty SpongeBob episodes (like a certain other template), but it's just a fun little way to categorize just why people hate certain episodes.
  2. fuck it i'll bite Ever heard of the quote "Good artists borrow, great artists steal"? Just because she takes ideas from one of the most famous pop musicians in history (which already implies it's hard not to take ideas from her) doesn't fucking mean she's a rip-off. Musicians take ideas from other musicians all the time, it's simply just a means of taking your inspirations and building on them to create something new. And Lady Gaga does this in her music, so why does it matter if she "stole" Madonna's act?
  3. "from a country in the European Union" sure, for now
  4. Holy shit The Cure had a hit song in the US?
  5. Also, remember to smash that mothafuckin' FOLLOW button so you don't miss out on the last 3 episodes. They will be a doozy.
  6. @Kotarou💚 @OWM @DarknessDG @sbl Thanks to these people for helping write this episode. Episode 7: Squidward Chat! With your host, Squidward Tentacles! : Welcome back to the show, dear audience! During the last installation of Squidward Chat, the void paralyzed both me and SpongeBob for days and we had to go to the hospital! : I still can't see in my left eye, Squidward. Dahahahahaha! : Yes, after that incident, we decided to move Patrick far, far away. Hopefully, we won't need him for the time being. : Now onto the news! As you can see, some interesting new folk have invaded OUR TOWN MERCILE- ahem these polite visitors came from the void before we managed to get rid of it. Some of them, as a matter of fact, claim to be part of some alternate universe "Bikini Bottom National Socialist Party." Whatever that means, right? They are now dominating the political landscape of Bikini Bottom and have been pushing policies such as creating a giant ocean empire and getting rid of the squids. Now, while I am a squid and am therefore terrified, I am certainly interested in hearing what these new visitors to Bikini Bottom have to say. : Squidward, why does that well-dressed guest look so much like me? : Please welcome our very special guest, Smithsonian Von Schwammkopf! : Yeah yeah. Guden Morgen! Assholes : Wow, thanks for the warm introduction, Smith. How have you been enjoying your time in Bikini Bottom so far? : Well there’s no waste here or spills or nuclear wars... is it weird to say I’m actually home sick? That could be the chemical withdraw talking though. : Oh, believe me. I understand. Say, would you like to elaborate on your party's stance on squids? : Holy FUCK why are you so obsessed? You wanna know what I think of squids? What I think of every goddamn sea creature in any void or universe? I could give a SHIT less what happens. Unless it’s to my divorce-strained kids, love you both. : How am I so sure you're telling the truth? : Would he have unwillingly brought his colorful best friend if he was lyyyying! Haha! Bring me home, live music band! : Shut up, Frank. : AAAAAAAAAAH! Is that Patrick or another one of the Natural Socialists!? : Hiya other dimension Smith! : That’s just my dipshit coworker Frank. We met in college. Hey wait a minute how the fuck did you get in here anyway? : Some wild college parties eh Smith? Haha. I got here through your heart ❤️ And the back door to this studio was unlocked. : Alright, I demand an explanation or I am kicking you both out! : Uh uh, I blame my Jewish cousin’s parents for getting me Circumcised one day when I came over and now I don’t know how to answer big questions! sobs : Have anything to say for yourself, Smith? : So are you freakin’ telling me you all have NO wars or fascism whatsoever in this little fru fru world of yours? : I mean... not anymore. SpongeBob, get the bat again. Also, my lawnmower. : Anyway, what the fuck were we talking about, squids? : Oh, we were just killing time before Sp- I mean, we were discussing your experiences in Bikini Bottom so far! : Well I think it’s a beautiful city full of rich cultures and diversity! Or I don’t know, I just drank whatever was on your desk just now, bald jewish Squid. : Alright Squidward, I got the bat and the lawnmower, what do I do with the la- : HURRY UP SPONGEBOB, TOSS ME THE BAT! : toss : WHAT THE FUCK IS GOI- thud : Holy fuck Smith put the gun down we’re off working hours. : Alright Squid, I got it started. : Aim it towards that clone Patrick or whatever the heck he is! : Sure Squid, but I don't know wh- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Bikini Bottom Public Access has decided the next sequence would be too graphic for our viewers. Apologies for the inconvenience.
  7. Episode 6: Squidward Chat! With your host, Squidward Tentacles! : Welcome back, viewers! For those who missed the previous installation of Squidward Chat, SpongeBob and I got sent into an existential crisis with our guest. All I hope for is for that to not happen again, but then again, anything is too much to ask with this show. : You said it, Squid! : Before we get to our extra-special guest, I have a huge piece of news that I'm sure every Bikini Bottomite needs to know... Bikini Bottom is getting a spin-off! : Wait, it is? : It sure is! Thanks to my connections with those in the know, : zzz : the mayor of Bikini Bottom has approved plans to make a spin-off of the entire city as a means to deal with our overpopulation problem. While some have spoken against this move, the mayor thinks the residents are clamoring for it. On the screen, you're about to see a plan for what the Bikini Bottom spin-off will hopefully look like. : Oh my gosh Squidward, that's terrible! : Again, it sure is! Don't shoot the messenger. : I love it! : AAAAAAAH!! Squidward, who just said that!? : I think you're just hearing things again, SpongeBob. : It's okay Squidward, I've acknowledged that I'm completely losing my mind! : rimshot : Either way, let's get to our special guest! For this episode, we let Patrick choose the next guest, and I'd like to say he made a good choice. Didn't you Patrick? : zzz : Everyone put your flippers together for the void! : So, gaping void, how did you and Patrick first know each other? : ̛̘̮͎̮̞̋̂͛͊̈̈̅̚ͅG̘̣͎̦͗͂̌̾͂ͫ̚͝k̞͒̄͗̇̒r̥̼͉̰̖̦͔̔͐ͣ̽̀ͦ͂͛̚͟͡ṏ̼̻́ͥ̊ͫ̕̕͟ì̬͚͍͔͔̬̩̗̮ͪ̋̈͟g̨̙̜̙̠̱̎̾̅͐̍͗̈́͞r̶̺͕̻͓ͩ̂̆͊͂ͣͩk̩̫͕̩̘̭͌̔ͤ͒̐͐̍͜j̸̤͎ͩ͗͐̉̓͑̂̃ͧ̀͞g͉̰̮̖͍͂̆̿̀͂̒͌͆́̀r̶̦͖̣̳̻̹ͬ̾́̚͝ō̧̝ͨ͒̒̇̎̊̚ḯ̳ͭ̍̿͘͠ͅg̸͎̮̱̹͓̳̩̹͛͂͘͠r̨̨̝͉͋ͫ̉̈̈͒̆k̶̶̗͓͇̫̪͓͎͎ͥͬ̄́ͥ̚ḻ͚͓̦ͣ̋̇ͦ͑ͬ́̚g͚̮͈̖͐ͦͪ͟͠j̼̣͈̻͖̯͕͔̏ͧ͛͊̇̓̋͂r̢ͪ͋̃ͣ͗̓̕͏̯̦͓͕̗̼͕l̻̩̝̲͂ģ͙̜̄́ṣ͕̘̣̯ͦ̐͌͂f̢̟̑͡͠f̧͚͖͕̖͈ͮ͗͋ͧͥ̕r͖̥̗ͫ͑ͩ͋̄̓ͭh̴̩̜̗̦̤̫̘ͧͪͬ̽͗ͯ̾̓ͅw̉̊̈҉̫̬̫̬̘ͅf̴̧̖͍̲͉̺̎̿̑ͭ̈r̴̲ͨͫ͞g̗ͯ̈̒ͦ̓͊̉́h̶̡̬͕̮̱̖͖̦̙̽ͪ͘r̷̷̖̯͎͍͈̙̅̅ͣ̏w͛̀͟ͅj̴̡̛̯̠̭̮͓̤ͥ̐͌̓ǩ̸̡͎̜̬̇̏ͬͥ̒͌̌́͡g̫̹̥̙͖͇͙̮̓͑͗ͯͦ͡͡͠l̛̰̭̭̮͕̩͈͓̄̂̆͒́̕r̻͎̙̭͍̥̭̣̹͋̋̽͛̊͛k̶̢̦̳ͮͤ̒̌ͣ̂͋ o͍͒͆̒̋̅̉̆̍p̍͋҉̞̦g̢̘̺̦͎̘̯͗͝l̶̳̳͙̥̠̲̺ͪ̋ͭͬ̏ͤ̕͠ṙ̰̹͎͙̲̩̍́̉̂̎̓̚͘w̵͈͇̲̬̳̰̓̚̕; ̸̭͇͒G̵̥̳͈̯͓̰̊̃̊͒̀͘k͂̒̿҉̫̟̭̻r̸͎̫̙͒͂͐ͥͭ̆ͤ̅͜o̵͚͚̙͐ͭ̈́̽ͣ̈̇ͫi̵̷̡̤̫̺̎̑̆͂̆͛̈̏g̀̄̿̂͋̓͏͖̘̣̗̘̰͘ͅr̷̤̹̘̱̫̖̣̓̂ͩͩ̽̂̅̾ḵ̴̝̰͚͔ͬ̊j͚̖̼̬̽̇̈̂͘͠g̴̨̙̟̙̹̈́̍͞r͔͓͔̣̩͚̽͋ͯ̉̉͌o͚̟̲̘̺̺͈͉̊͂ͮ̓ͧ̐i̧͇̘͈̯̟̞̟ͪͥg̴̨̻͍̯͍̋̔ͧ̓r̡̯̪͎̝͚̹͓̠̿ͩ̀͟ķ͙̦̈̀̉ͪ͌͒ͫ̀͜͢l̟͗ͧ͂̓ͯͨg͚̬̝̟̱̯͛̑̇́̆̇j̗̝̆ͤ͌͠ͅr̰͓͙͓̘͑̈́͆̉͋͜l̡̥̠̥͇͐̾ͪ͠ǵ̠̮̰̹ͨ̌̚͝ͅs̴̜͇̪ͤ͊̂̋͋̎͆f̢͈̝̪̘̲̫ͯͬ̈́́̇ͤ̑ͅf͍̱͓̳̥͙ͭͦ͌̒̎͌r̡̝͓̰͇͖̻͓͇̎͂͗ͭ̾̎ͩ̿͊h̴̲̤͚̠͔͖̣ͣ̇̓ͣw̛̬̠̬̥̭̹̳͖̺ͧ̉ͮ̓͠f̷̨̟̣͂ͦͨ̓ͣ̉͟r̴̗͎͙̙͓̀̀͗g̣̠̙̱̭̲̜͛͊͗̎ͫ́͊͌h̤͇̦̬̞̩͗̄̒̅ͪͥͪ͡͠r̩̝̯ͥ̒͝w̜̞̰̩̰͙̺ͧ͡ĵ̞͖̺̙̉͐k͗̾̋̋ͭ́͏̭̳͍̫̠g̖͖͉͍͎̦̬̍̋͑̄͝ͅl̶̰̩̀́̐͑ͭ̕ṟ̨̛̞́̅ͤ͛̅ͨ̂k̸͓̳̝̭̝̅̽̈́̈̑ͅo̵̧̻̳̥͇̥ͭ̓ͬͨ̕ͅp̉̀͗̚ ̰̩͇̱̞͕̲́̚͡G̢͓̖̬̣͆ͫͪ̈ͭ̄̑́l͂̂҉̸͔͍͇̖̬̳̫̭r̪̘ͧ̽̐ͣ̓ͧ͜w̘͖͉̟͕̣̾́̓ͣ͒ͧ̎ͨ͘͘ͅ; 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̺͖̻͚̪̂͗͛̊̾̉́͘͠G͙̦̅̂̽̑ͧ͒́͟k̟̝̦̖͋͑̋͢r̸̡̲͎̗͇̱̾̿ͬͯ͊̌̊̔̂̀ơ̠͕͓̜̤͖̾ͩ̀̕i͇͔̞̜̹̟̞̇̂ͤͩͥͯ͝g̹̙̩̭̬̥̍͌ͤ̀͡r̭̱̠̱ͧ̅ͣͤ͟k͕̫͍͎ͮ̽̆̑j̰̫͚̖͙̰̭̤ͧ̃̍͗́̚͡g̶̡̺ͪ̂̐͗̌̀̐r̭͈͊̅ͤ̍͑͛͞o̴̱̗̯͈͕͖͍̽͠i͚̝̙ͬ̃̅ͤ́͊̚g̸̪̞͔̹̫̲͚̖̾ͨŗ̵̺̰̳͉͓̰̩̋̂ͥ̓ͩ̀ķ̼̟̣̞͚̓̂ͧ̇ͣ̇ͬͨl̡͕̖̻͇̲̰͉̂̅͋ͬͯ̉̌ͅg̶̵̺̪̳̺̞̞̣ͨͣ́j̪͙̲̖̠̲͊̐ͮ̈́̈́̽̿͂r̡̦̝͔̘̭͇̙̩̺ͥ͡l̢̖͍̰̹̭̝̥̩̆ͯ̀͐͊̔͢g̢̢̪̳͓̓ͥ̒̌ͨ͌̎̃s̛͎̥͖̖͕̟͌̐ͯ̑͠͞f̟̫͙̽̓ͧ̍͐͆̕͟͢f̷̛̮͍̗͍̹͋̒͌̊͂͐̂ṙ̡̐̒ͧ̋ͦͫ̂҉̟̼̮̱̥̘̙ͅh̷̛̥̜̦͕̩̊͋͛̀ͯͨw̱̮̦̹̫͚̝͂̊̀ͪͫf̝̖̙̲̰͓͚̣͊ͮ̿ͯ́ͦ͑̚͡r̢̧̯̰̬̠͙͎̊͌̒̔g̛̼̪̲̋̆͌̾́̍̐ͬ́h̶̴̘̪̣̮͋̊͊ͣ̀ͦͩr̋̄҉͖̱͈̻̘̰̪̜͜w̵̸̳̫͋ͯ̽̊͑ͪ̽ͭj̎̉ͫͥ͂̔҉̹k̖͕̗̳̦͇̖ͭ̑̚ͅg̸͈̙̙̗͖̩͚ͭ̈́ͭͥ̒ͪ͊͜l̬͖ͯ̒ͮ̕ ŗ̸͙̣̂͑̌͋̄̔̿̊̌k̵̝͓̣͙̦̘̬̤̃̎ͮo̰͙ͩͫͬ͠p͌̍ͥ̍͛͏̲g̸̲̫͍̜̳̽̚͢͡l̖͇͔̯̰̜͋͐̓͒̉̌̉͋͠ṟ̶̤̪̫̗͛͒͋̈́̅ͧͧ͒̾ŵ̳̰̠̝͉͓ͤ̏̓̎̓͗̏́; ̻͕̩ͣͮ́̕͞G̴̦̣̖̬̮͈̪̤ͩ̇̈́̕ǩ̸̹̗̙̲̱̎̍͑ͬͅr͖̺̭̗̦̳̦̙̈́̈͡ò͕̹̾̃̅͗͋ͥ̍̊í̸̥̞ͥ̿̈́̒ͦ̎͠g̷̴̻̻͎̪̦͊ͮ̅́r̘͚̘̬̖̭ͤ̉̇̆ͦͧ̅̒͘͠k̷̺̦̯̪͍̭ͫ̆͗̋̏j͆̊͒ͥ̈̄̔͏͈̻̫g̵̗̖̯͕͇̮̲͖ͧ͡r̢̗̺̠͖ͦ͒̆ͧ̚͡ͅo̙̫̪̙̣̱̣̠ͯ͂̃͌ͪͪ͛i̵̧̗̹͎͕̥͙̳ͬ̉ͯ͒̾͢ͅg̣̥̲̭͓̑̃̈́͐͘r͔̼͉͎̘͖̳̂̊͑̈͢͝k͓̞̳͚͙̺̝̐̈́͛́͠ͅl̮̟̪̬̞̪̉͜ģ̢̬͈̠̩̿ͥ̍͐ͧj͚̲͕̤̊ͯͤ́̑͆͟r̬͎͇̱̥ͣͫͭ͛ͮ̌ͅl̢̥͓͉̝͕͙ͨ̏̾́̚g̺̺͆̈͆̓͗͆̍̿̚s̶̷̘͚̖͗ͬ͌̕f̴̳̮̝̟̤͎̬̻̒̿̅ͭ̀͌̀͢f̤̯̲̫̯̊̏̚͢͞͠r̤̭̘͂̎ḧ̷͇̼͈̦̦́ͤw̴̝̫͍͒ͪf̨̊ͯ̋̔̊̒̃҉̤̲̙͈̝̤̠ͅr̴̡̲̤ͦ̍̓ͭgͯ͛͑̔̅͑̒͏͇͙̙͖͞h̪̮͙̖̮̠̹͍́͂ͦ̈͌͌̓͑̈͘rͥ̽̅҉̗̖͔̤͜w͇͕͊̔ͭ̏͗͛ͤ̚j̙̪̙̟̻͓̝͊̇ͪͤ̀͛̊ͣ̚͝k̘͕̹̮̽̆̓̏͋ͦ̅̈́̋̕g̩̺̩̏l̓̆̓ͫ̅͛̇ͪ͐͘͟҉̲̫͍͓̱̭r̭̞̱̜ͭͨ̎͊̊̎͜͝k̴͚̮̲̦̐̎̋̈́͑͠ͅ ̟O̦͈ͣ̔͛p̷͔̯̩̩̣̲̖̥͈̀́̿̈̆̅g͈͉͖ͮ̾͛͐̾ͩ͆́̏l̵͎͂̓͑̄́͢r̭̻̟̣̙̣̳̣͆͑͜͞ẅ̭̯̩͉̜̣̞̪ͫ̽̈̊ͮͭ͜; gkr҉҉oigrkjgroigrklgjrlg҉sf҉frhwfrǧhrwjkglȓǩȯpg lrw; gkroi҉grkjgroigrklg҉jrlǧ҉sffrhwfrg҉hrwjkglrkȯpg lr҉w; gkroigrkjgroigrklgjrlgsffrhwfrghrwjkglrkǫpǧlr W; gkroigrk҉ǰgroigrklgjȓ҉lgsf҉frhwfrghrwjkglr kopglrw; ͓̗̥̞̥̱̳̲͒́G̤͍̙͈̩ͣͧ͆ķ̟̪͙͙̫̲̘̲̻̍̅ȑ̜̲̟̥͚͈͇̥̑ͫͨͨͤ̕ͅo̗̻̺̾ͅi͍̲̩̯ͩ̑ͬ̔̃ͅg̻̟ͩ̓̔͑́ͦ̆̚͠ŕ̡̲̳̭̏k͋̓ͤ͗̓ͣ̿̓̇͏̝̩̺̯͕̤̞͎͕j͙̲̜̱͍͎͍͋͒ͥ́͝ͅg̶̒͊̄̓͑̓̌̊ͨ͏̯͉̞̬͈r̶̲̖͖̣̪̈́͂̉ͨ̋̓͆̈̀o̿̐ͪͨ̃ͪ̏̄͏̜̘̬̳̭̺̰i̖̬̫̼̮̭̗̼͗͛͂͑ͣ͋́̚͘g̱̙͍͎͕̿ͮ̑̌ͬ̏̆͂r̺͙͇̥̲̥̣ͮͤ͑͊̑̚k̶̝̫̮ͯ̒́̀̚l̞̫̏̐́̆͆̎ͣĝ̡̞̈́̇͆̀͌jͩ̎̾͏̞̭̹͉̥̻ͅr̸̵̯̗̹͉̪ͬ̚l̪̙͕̩̩̻̥̪̩̈́̈́͊ͧ̃ͤ̓̀g̶̙͍͕̻̤̬̯͍͂͋ͪͪ̂̈́̀͢ş̸̭͔̦̄̓ͯ͑̃͂ͯf̶͉͔̳̭̟̫̠̈ͬ̈́̊͆͞f̴̛̞̙ͭ͋̔̀͆ͦͥr̴̳̟̣̞͔̖͒̅ͥͥ̆̏̕͡ḧ̷̛̳̬̦̹́̿̓̎̚ẇ͉̝̥̫̐͂ͬ̿ͮ́ͅf̛̟̳̙̼̞̪ͮ͑ͪ̆̀͠r̭̦͓͉ͭͮͪ̌ģ̷̛̘̬̘͔̯̎͒̇̾̐ͮh̛̝ͨͯ͝ȓ̨̖͍͕̖̮̤̹ͣ̐̿̆͒͋͟w͉̟͐͗j̛̬̮̜͈͎̣̱͇̒̎̅̓̓̈ͩ̄̿̕͝k̢̰̺͇̲̍ͪ̃͌ͭ͗͑̕g̴̯͚͖͍̻̱̻͋̎ͭ͠l͑ͭ̓̎̎̏҉̰͕͔̺̟͇̣r̭͇̒̑́͜k ͎͚̪͙̤̝ͦ̎͑͗̏̒͆Ŏ̡̳̬͉͉̜̺̓̽̓͡͞p̷͙̠̫̱̝̲͛͆̋̅̌g̡̱̞͕̹̰̗̜̱̏̈ͩ̚͢͝l̡͊ͫͥ͏̱̜̟̺̰̫͉r̨̛͙̖͋ͅw̢̜̠̞̖̩ͪ̄ͩ͒̔ͭ̈́̾;
  8. nice to see Bill got a new head of hair
  9. USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

    1. sbl

      sbl

      You weren't supposed to do that.

    2. dmandamanAndKnuckles

      dmandamanAndKnuckles

      usa, in a dream, family dollar with cocaine.

  10. my top 3 are Shellville, Feedlot and Ruins in that order
  11. I got an 'A' on my egg too, but I ain't some anarchist idiot. I'm USDA c e r t i f i e d.
  12. im mad that g4ry and goobz are better snipers than me
Doubloons: $86,441


ImageNameDescriptionAmount
SpongeBob Easter 2015 An exclusive icon given to people who finished the Easter Egg Hunt 2015!1
St. Patrick's Day Hat 1
SBC Music Hat An exclusive hat for your iFish character to celebrate SBC Music 2.0's release!1
White 1
Name Change Change your name.
Note: this can only be used once every two weeks!
1
V11 Polo Shirt An exclusive item for your iFish to celebrate the launch of V11!1
SpongeBob Vampire Costume An exclusive item given to whoever completed the Candy Hunt at Octerror Fest 2015.1
Santa Hat 1
Santa Beard 1
Santa Sweater 1
Santa Pants 1
Santa Boots 1
SpongeBob & Patrick Candy Canes An exclusive item given to whoever completed the Present Hunt at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
SpongeBob Christmas 2015 An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
Squidward Christmas 2015 An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
Chocolate Clarinet An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
Chocolate Starfish An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
SpongeBob SquarePants 1
Chocolate Fruitcake An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
Patrick Christmas An exclusive item given to whoever won the SBC Christmas Trivia Contest.1
Golden Spatula 1
Chocolate Donkey An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
SpongeBob St. Patrick's Day An exclusive item given to whoever won the St. Patrick's Day Trivia at March Madness 2016.1
SpongeBob Easter Portrait 2016 An exclusive icon given to people who finished the Easter Egg Hunt 2016!1
Patrick Basketball Outfit An exclusive icon given to the Drasticals, who won March Madness 2016.1
Chum Bucket Bucket Helmet An item exclusively given during April Fools 2016!1
Ice Cream Cone 1
Lollipop 1
Trump Hat Make America Great Again!1
Gold Medal 1
Orange Double Neck Guitar 1
Green Sunglasses 1
Drastical Foam Finger 1
Not Dead Ted's Shirt 1
Bronze Medal 1
Silver Medal 1
Planktonamor An exclusive icon given to whoever got the green color in Magic Cauldron Stirring at Summer Knights.1
Silver Bell 1
Reindeer Hat 1
Holiday Gary An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2016.1
Holiday Patrick An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2016.1
Chocolate Krabby Patty An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2016.1
Chocolate Dollar An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2016.1
Chocolate Spatula An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2016.1
Chocolate Jellyfish An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2016.1
Dirty Bubble Collectable An exclusive collectable of the naughty bubble himself. Only given to the Villains for winning July of Justice.1
Jeopardy Advantage Gives you $200 in a Jeopardy game. Can only be used once per game.1
Saxophone 1
Band Geek Hat 1
Band Geek Outfit 1
Band Geek Pants 1
Newspaper Hat 1
Squidward Soccer Given to whoever completed the Soccer Ball Hunt at Sponge Cup.1
OBC Get access to Halibut's OBC skin from his King Neptune reign!1
GCA Award 1
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