Lily, Gonard, and Mitsuki take seats at a local noodle shop in downtown Tokyo. It was a very underground spot, not many people know about it. It was located just about a block away from Lilymu Studios, so the cast were regulars. "The regular, WITH EXTRA MEAT!" Gonard said, it was still thinking of his pal Hamazaki. He rested his head on his hands and stared off in the distance.
"Don't worry Gonard, he has to do his job. You guys can always meet up and hang out after this whole mess is solved!" Mitsuki said, trying to console Gonard.
"Thanks Mitsuki, I'm glad I have other great friends like you, and Lily, and...wait a minute, where's Mikey at again?" Gonard was looking all over the bar.
"That spazz is still at the tower with Ozu. Don't worry about him, I'm sure he's doing just fine." Lily said, slurping some noodles.
"Yes, I'm going to need 500,000,000 units of jelly beans...No I will not negotiate a price! I'm trying to run a business here. Either you get me those jelly beans or you can find a new dealer...Good, I'm glad we can agree for once. Please don't call me again unless you can complete a deal like this again." Mikey turned off his speaker phone. He was given his own office and title of Lieutenant Simon of the Kaientai. Mutsu knocked on his office door and walked in.
"Lt. Simon, the captain would like to speak with you." Mutsu said, blankly.
"Thanks Vice Capi Tan!" Mikey popped up from his desk and made his way to the ship's front. Sakamoto was staring outside the large windshield, nothing but space in front of him. "The Big Muts said you wanted to speak with me?" Mikey said.
"Yes...Mikey do you miss your home, in Japan?" Sakamoto did not break is sight from the empty space.
"Well, yeah, I think of my friends all the time. But I'm really starting to get used to the space life! I've been here, what, 10 months? It feels like it's been longer." Mikey said, looking down to the ground.
"Mikey...do you wish to return home? I don't want to force you into this harsh line of work, keep you away from your acting career. I only did this as a plot device." Sakamoto said, receiving a knuckle-sandwich from Mutsu for the 4th wall breaker.
"Well Captain, I think I could get used to this, you know? I get to do what I want, and by myself! I don't need anyone like Ozu telling me what to do all the time, and everyone else hogging my spotlight!" Mikey said with glee.
"You know you are only a Lieutenant, right Simon?" Mutsu said.
"That's even better! I HAVE A TITLE!" Mikey said.
"What about Kappa Mikey?" Sakamoto said, again getting another fist to the face.
Umibozu took a seat next to Gintoki on the expensive ass furniture and turned the television to Channel 6 SkyNews to keep up with the latest updates.
"Can I wear this?" Kondou came out to the living room wearing one of Guano's costumes on just his lower half of his body.
"NO! MY COSTUMES!" Guano was a wreck.
"It's ok Ozu Junior! I can always go and make you a new one!" Yes Man said, getting out a sewing machine.
"No, it's fine, I have plenty..." he glanced over and always saw Hasegawa wearing one while rummaging through the fridge.
"I haven't had real food in almost 11 years." Hasegawa said, stuffing food into the head part of Guano's costume.
"You, yes, you are the yes man right?" Umibozu pointed at the coolest kid.
"YES!" YM said with joy.
"I need to see the parental figure. The elder gods demand it." he said, shaking his fist.
"More like a paper making factory!" Shinpachi butted in.
"Go back with Tatsuma, please." Gintoki groaned. Shinpachi slumped down into another chair, it appears he had given up at this point.
Yes Man led Umibozu to the back office. The living room was completely silent, Hasegawa was munching on food, Kondou was putting on more Guano costumes to fit the rest of his body. Gintoki was snoring, Guano sat and stared at the television and turned up the volume.
"LIVE WITH CHANNEL 6 SKYNEWS, IT'S F.B. WITH ANOTHER BIG STORY! I'm here on the ground where the scene of the destruction began! This 7/11 was torn to shreds by the impact of dozens of giant ships! I'm standing by with the owner of this store, Raj, who was an eye-witness to this travesty! Raj, what do you have to say?" F.B. handed the mic over to Raj.
"THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST DAY OF RAJ'S LIFE. I, SUPERCODPLAYER1995, AM THE GREATEST YOUTUBER WHO EVER LIVED. I AM WAY BETTER THAN PEWDIEPIE, AND MY 7/11 IS BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE'S. THESE SHIPS DESTROYED MY BUSINESS AND RUINED MY FUNDS FOR MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL. IT WAS ALL ORCHESTRATED BY THAT NO GOOD, SUBSCRIBER STEALING PEWDIEPIE! I WILL HAVE HIS HEAD YET!" F.B. took the mic back.
"And there you have it folks, we must find that Sweed and bring Justice! Back to you Janet!" F.B. signed off for now. Guano turned the TV off.
"News these days." Guano shook his head. Guano looked around the room to see it dead. Meanwhile, YM let Umibozu into Ozu's office.
"I am very, very busy right now." Ozu was playing with his pen.
"Sir, I have come to your humble abode to fulfill the great Chinese prophecy laid out for us. It says 3 parental figures from different lands will defeat the fat one. I know it means me, you, and Gintoki." Umibozu said.
"How do you know it is me? Why not some other old Japanese man?" Ozu said, putting his pen down.
"Well...uhm...it doesn't matter. What matters is that you fit the bill." Umibozu said, scratching his head.
"I just want to get work done, and I keep getting interrupted. I hire a cleaning crew, and they destroy my house. Today is not my dad, sir. Now, please leave me alone." Ozu said.
"No, you will not be couped up in this office all day. What is happening out there is too important for you to miss. Your cast, your wife, everyone is out there and you are in here, trying to escape from everything." Umibozu put a hole through the door, trying to grab the handle. "Oops."
"MY OFFICE DOOR, YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT!" Ozu started to get heated.
"Come and get me then." Umibozu ripped his hand out of the door and kicked it into a million pieces and ran for the front door.
"GET BACK HERE! YOU PEOPLE JUST CAN'T KEEP COMING IN HERE AND DESTROYING MY PROPERTY!" Ozu kept chase for the Yato. "YOROZUYA, YOU ARE GETTING YOUR LAZY ASS UP AND HELPING ME OR YOU'RE NOT GETTING YOUR MONEY!" Gintoki stood to attention and gave a salute.
"Come on Shinpachi, let's go! We can't miss out on this dough." Gintoki grabbed Shinpachi and high-tailed it. All that was left was Guano, YM, Kondou, and Hasegawa.
"So, Ozu Junior, should we follow the boss man?" Yes Man asked.
"Well, I kind of like it here. It's actually calm here for once." Guano retorted.
"No, I'm afraid I have to agree with the Yes Man. I have to find her again, Tae is waiting for me in that wreckage." Kondou said, standing up in front of Guano.
Guano ignored the lump of costumes on the commander, and stood up. "Alright, Yes Man, do you have my medications?" Guano said.
"No, I'm not your Yes Man." Yes Man said, teasing Guano. Guano looked disappointed and went to the bathroom.
"Can I stay back and eat...please?" Hasegawa asked.
"N...No Man? But why? We've known you all this time and yet you reveal this to us now?" Kiyoko was shocked, but not really surprised.
"Well, let me walk you back to yesterday, Kiyoko." No Man said, instigating the flashback.
"Ahh! N-n-n-n-o Man! S-s-s-so good to see you again. It's been q-q-q-q-quite some time! How did you find us in this f-f-f-freezer?" Kamui said, shivering.
"I gave you my coat Chief. You shouldn't be that cold. Anyway, how in the world is this Coke lukewarm in this freezer? Is this magic?" Abuto was examining the can.
"I had that gut feeling ya know? It's my day off, and I feel like makin it permanent, ya dig?" No Man said. "Now come on, I know where to get that Break Dancin Fool and his pals." No Man said.
"And so you have it, the flashback." No Man said.
"Well, that was rather weird." Kiyoko said.
"You want to end up like your brother-in-law, Kiyoko?" No Man said, slinging his umbrella over his shoulder.
"N-no thanks." Kiyoko hid behind Elizabeth.
"Leader...let me handle the Nah Man." Katsura leaped off Sadaharu. He drew his sword and took stance.
"Nice shine baldy! You really remind me of that bastard father of mine!" Kamui said with a smile.
"Don't call me Nah Man, it's No Man." No Man squared up with Katsura.
"So, are we going to duel or what idiot brother? I'm not really in the mood to fight you." Kagura sighed, sliding off of Sadaharu. As she was doing so, Sougo finally caught back up with the gang. He got out of his car and noticed the Yato crew.
"Fun, more people in my way. Do I really have to team up with this China chick? She's not even tough." Sougo said, getting a swift kick to the shin, nearly shattering it.
"Give me that bazooka you mop head." Kagura grabbed it and shot the RPG right at Kamui, where he just gave it a large roundhouse kick, blowing it up. The explosion caused Abuto to spill most of his Diet Cola.
"Well, that was a rather displeasing soda pop. I'm mad, and glad at the same time that it is gone. I'll take on the Shinsengumi, Chief." Abuto said, walking over to Sougo. "Well, this should be pretty easy. The Chief's sister already took you out. I should just pour the rest of this cola on your stupid mug." Billy Ray said, pouring the soda, but was interrupted with a sword going through his robotic arm. "Well, here we go again." Abuto said, sighing. Meanwhile, it was just Kiyoko and Elizabeth on top of Sadaharu. Sadaharu woofed at Kiyoko as she looked down at him.
"I really don't and can't fight, and she's in handcuffs. I say, take us to LilyMu tower please. I'll give you all the fast food you can eat afterwards." Kiyoko said, in a sweet voice. Sadaharu began to run towards the towers. "The voice works every time bruddah."