Patty Sponge

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Patty Sponge last won the day on January 10 2016

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About Patty Sponge

  • Rank
    Quite Tasty?
  • Birthday 02/03/2000

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Pronoun
    He
  • Location
    United Kingdom
  • Favorite Episode
    Shanghied
  • Favorite Character
    Patrick Star

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  1. I'm in a very silly mood today. So if I say anything silly or random, that's why.

  2. Patty Sponge

    SB: Silly Time

    (It has returned a month later) Story #3: Squirrel Schemes There is no water in Sandy’s house, and Sandy is thirsty. She bounces outside and takes a big drink of the sea water outside. But she drinks too much water and gets a poorly tum. She is rushed to the mayo factory where she is given a talk about paper. The doctor comes in and punches Sandy in the face for making him do his job. Dr Blue says that Sandy is not actually a squirrel, she is actually him. Sandy is chocked to find out she is actually a professional doctor, and Dr. Blue is a dead squirrel because he has now drowned from the sea. Sandy celebrates and throws the hospital into the fire house of fire. There were no survivors. Sandy buys a new house that has a giant statue of Squidward because Sandy thought Squidward was a good statue, which is why she killed Squidward by covering him in gold paint that suffocated him. Sandy was now bored and she didn’t know to do know she was a doctor. Sandy then got a call from a smelly smell, but it was actually SpongeBob. SpongeBob jumped off a cliff and was saved by a spike that decapitated him. But it’s ok because SpongeBob isn’t part of this story. Sandy knew it was grave danger because Squidward and SpongeBob are having a fun time at dead so Sandy had to make a new friend. She called it ‘Joe’. Sandy liked Joe, but Joe didn’t like Sandy. Which was why Joe burnt down the entire of Bikini Bottom, taking Sandy with it. It is now just Joe, because everyone is now dead. So we are focusing on Joe now. Here are some fun facts about Joe. Joe likes sandwiches. Joe like to eat sandwiches. Joe likes to pet sandwiches. Joe likes to do other things with sandwiches. But there were no sandwiches for Joe because sandwiches was illegal after a sandwich stole a penny from the gutter. Joe was now sad, and didn’t know what to do. Joe decides to go on FishTube and look up pictures of pizza rolls, then Joe saw a video. It was a video of Kelpy G before he died in the fire Joe started a paragraph ago. Joe watched the Kelpy G video and it was a good video. It had good music and good acting. It even had the scene where Kelpy G died from Joe burnt down Bikini Bottom and Joe was happy to see Joe in the video of Joe burning down the city. Joe was very happy and Joe was very satisfied. Joe decides to set things right. Joe puts on some pants, Joe walks outside and falls down the stairs for 1 year. A year later, the stairs were now bairs and so Joe could continuing walking outside. But Joe decided not to walk outside. Instead, Joe played Minecraft on Joe’s computer. Joe enjoyed playing Minecraft on Joe’s computer. But then the computer died because Joe forgot to pay Joe’s taxes and is actually in prison for wanting to eat a sandwich. Joe didn’t know what to do now in jail. It was a bit lonely, especially when Joe killed everyone, so Joe decides to just end it. Joe got baby. Everyone is starting to like Joe. Joe looked at newspaper. It said, Joe is starting to be liked by people. Joe liked that newspaper. But it didn’t stop Joe from becoming a tree for the rest of the winter. I hope you have fun being a tree Joe. Say bye to Joe everyone. Joe will return as a tree in the next story. I think. Bye Joe. 😊 THE END.
  3. Patty Sponge

    Spin-Off Striker

    I'll have a go. *accidently whacks jjs* Uhh yeah... "accidently"... anyways.
  4. Patty Sponge

    Ask Lettuce

    Hammered? Want me to get you some bandages to heal your poor hammered head?
  5. Patty Sponge

    Ask Lettuce

    Was that a good bottle of pinot noir?
  6. Patty Sponge

    Ask Lettuce

    If you're lettuce, how come you're a penguin? Are you suggesting a conspiracy theory that penguins are actually made of lttuce?
  7. Patty Sponge

    Ask Lettuce

    Could I rip off a bit of you? I want to add it to my sandwich.
  8. Patty Sponge

    Ask Lettuce

    Oh ok. ... Do you taste any good in a krusty dog?
  9. Patty Sponge

    Ask Lettuce

    Do you taste any good in a Krabby Patty?
  10. Patty Sponge

    Whack a Character

    Whack me a Skodwarde, JCM and LAT pls.
  11. Patty Sponge

    Ball Throw

    I've gotta ball, I've gotta throw it at something. I'm throwing it at the Krusty Train bottle.
  12. Patty Sponge

    The Daily Spin

    Spin me like a bowling pin jjs.
  13. Patty Sponge

    Spin-Off Shuffle

    SBC Parallel Universe Hat pls.
  14. Patty Sponge

    Karen's Doubloon to Ticket Converter 4000

    Gimme 150 tickets pls.
  15. Patty Sponge

    Balloon Pop

    I'm gonna poppa there balloon.
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