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Jasper last won the day on January 10 2016

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About Jasper

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    Quite Tasty?
  • Birthday 02/03/2000

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    Male
  • Pronoun
    He
  • Location
    United Kingdom
  • Favorite Episode
    Shanghied
  • Favorite Character
    Patrick Star

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  1. SB: Silly Time

    Story #2: The Tornado It was a quiet afternoon in SpongeBob’s house. It was quiet because SpongeBob was not in SpongeBob’s house, he was actually at Patrick’s house to watch the third season of anime girl adventure. SpongeBob was watching the show, so was his best friends Patrick, and Fred, and Kirby, and Amy, and Hungry Pumpkin, and SpongeBob’s newest best friend SpongeBobFTWBabyShowsFTL. They all thought it was a good show, because the characters moved. Just when anime girl from anime girl adventure was about to throw a jar of mayonnaise at the cat, the anime was interrupted by an important message. You could tell it was an important message because it made Fred break his leg. The message said “Warning, there is a tornado coming. There is a tornado coming for 1 year. Go hide somewhere. Have 1 year of food. May the odds be in your favour”. SpongeBob, Patrick, Kirby, Amy and SpongeBobFTWBabyShowsFTL both reacted in shock upon hearing this. They wanted to watch Blue’s Clues after anime girl adventure was over, but the tornado said no go to basement for 1 year. Fred didn’t react because he was crying about his broken leg, and Hungry Pumpkin was eating Kirby’s foot because he is very hungry. Kirby sucked him up and Hungry Pumpkin is now in Kirby. Hungry Pumpkin was still very hungry but there was no edible thing in Kirby. Hungry Pumpkin would be very hungry forever. SpongeBob and his friends rush to the basement. The basement had comfy beds, a TV with a blu ray player, cable, and ps4, food, snacks and showers. But Patrick suggests they go to the attic for an extra challenge. Everyone agreed and rushed to the attic. Except I lied because not everyone rushed to the attic. Fred tried to limp to the attic because of his broken leg but there were stairs and Fred couldn’t climb up. Sorry Fred, looks like the tornado’s gonna get you. The attic had nothing in there though, but it was too late because the tornado was about to come in 2 seconds. The tornado is now here. The tornado arrived and the first thing it did was kill Mr. Krabs because Mr. Krabs doesn’t like tornados. Then it gave Plankton a Christmas present because he had been a good boy this year. Finally, it arrived at the attic of Patrick’s house. SpongeBob, Patrick, Kirby, Amy and SpongeBobFTWBabyShowsFTL were all tucked in to Patrick’s shorts to keep warm as the tornado came and went into Patrick’s house. The tornado saw Fred and threw him outside where he broke his second leg. However, the tornado then noticed the entrance to the basement was open and the tornado decided it needed a breaking from taking lives and decided to watch the remaining episodes of anime girl adventure. The tornado thought it was a good show, though the fan service was too out of control. The anime girl made a reference to the last episode, and the tornado thought that went too far. Meanwhile for our tucked in friends at the attic, they got out of Patrick’s shorts because it was too cramped and moved in to Kirby’s mouth. Luckily they were in Kirby’s other stomach which had comfy beds, a TV with a blu ray player, blu rays, dvds, cable, ps4, a year worth of food, snacks and showers, while Hungry Pumpkin had entered the second dimension where Kirby had nothing in his stomach. Day 8. Everyone seems to be doing fine. Day 9. They were now out of food and the TV and showers broke and the beds went on vacation to sunny bottom. Day 364. Everyone slept for 355 days because there was nothing to do, until Kirby kicked them out because they hadn’t paid their rent and Kirby needed that rent to repay the government for his 10 years of tax evasion. Day 365. The tornado had now gone after finishing directing the fan-film of anime girl adventure 2: anime girl goes to high school and is gone until next week. SpongeBob, Patrick, Kirby, Amy and SpongeBobFTWBabyShowsFTL stepped out of the attic to discover that Patrick’s house was still in pretty decent condition. On the door of the basement was a free VHS copy of anime girl adventure 2. SpongeBob and friends couldn’t wait to watch it and watched anime girl adventure 2. Outside however, Fred had just woken back up from passing out last year and was amazed to discover his legs were completely healed. He could walk again. That was until another important message appeared on the TV and broke his legs again. Wamp wamp waaaamp. THE END
  2. Ask Patty Sponge

    I'm sorry.
  3. Ask Patty Sponge

    Star nor Loud House interest me, and I lost my interest in Gravity Falls a few years ago.
  4. Ask Patty Sponge

    I haven't made them in 2 years, but I've started to get back into them and I'm planning on re-opening my sig and avatar shop soon. Do pop in a visit won't you.
  5. SB: Silly Time

    Gather around kids, this ain't story time, this is SILLY TIME! Hello and welcome to the exciting debut of a literature series that I hopefully won't abandon after the first part because it sucked, SpongeBob Silly Time So what is SB: Silly Time? It's a series where I present the synopsis of my very own written SpongeBob stories, but these aren't stories, these are sillies! Each story will consist of nonsensical, random, plot and character inconsistent humour (possibily even crossovers with non-SB characters that don't serve any purpose but to just be there) that takes the concept of silliness and doesn't really do anything with it other than just being silly. If this is not your cup of tea, than you'll defiantly find that tea disgusting, and would recommend looking for another brand of tea. But if it is, drink up! There's plenty to go around! The first story will be released as soon as I feel like it, so remember to keep an eye out if you're actually interested in this at all. That's about everything, bye bye.
  6. Ask Patty Sponge

    The only cartoons I still like are SpongeBob and the Simpsons.
  7. Ask Patty Sponge

    Chicken.
  8. Ask Patty Sponge

    My old ask me thread from 2 centuries ago vanished under mysterious circumstances, so here's a new one. You've got questions, I've got answers, let's go!
  9. To keep everyone up to speed with the four remaining producers on the CA site, Gaming Wildlife have announced they've left the site, Blockbuster Buster hasn't said anything but has left according to both Larry and Linkara, Brad Jones also hasn't said anything but has removed all tags and links on his profiles relating to CA suggesting he's also left, and Guru Larry is only staying on CA for now just so he can get exposure for being the last standing CA producer, which is what he's got now.
  10. And that kids, is why when you create a multi-genre video entertainment company, you don't treat your content producers like seahorse radish.
  11. There we go, a better avatar to represent old man Jasper.

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    2. Jasper

      Jasper

      Don't touch me.

    3. Android 17

      Android 17

      I think we ALL wanted the Steven Universe character instead

    4. Jasper

      Jasper

      Steven Universe sucks.

  12. Welcome OWM to the Cashiers!

    Congrats mate! Just don't be stepping in me seaweed medley now.
  13. SWYAD: Cartoon Characters Edition

    I'm suddenly blind. Oh well easy come easy go.
  14. New Badges System

    Yay, more options!
  15. I was on my way to my solid gold mansion next to my solid gold lake, when I thought I'd take a trip down memory lane.

    1. Anzu Futaba♡

      Anzu Futaba♡

      Hey! I never knew you very well, but it's a surprise to see you here again.

    2. Star Butterfly
    3. Boomhauer
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