Kyubey

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About Kyubey

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    *explains entropy and thermodynamics*
  • Birthday 05/13/2002

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    It
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    Well
    *so much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one*
    and that's it
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    Take A Step Inside Your Mind, I'm Stalking You
  • Favorite Episode
    Welcome to the Chum Bucket
  • Favorite Character
    Squidward

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  1. Yoooo at least Mitch will give you wisdom for years to come? https://twitter.com/Mtrubisky10/status/151879341045841920
  2. Hey it's a surefire thing to make sure he's mixed up with only himself?
  3. Mature

    198b. CopyBob DittoPants: A Documentary in Stupidity It was another average day in the world of Bikini Bottom, except for the god powers and excessive jizz sprayed out everywhere at the provocative bikini bottoms that the citizens wear. You know what that means? A break? PSYCHE! IT’S ANOTHER “STEAL THE FORUMULA FOR FAST FOOD DOMINATION DESPITE HAVING A SHITTIER RESTAURANT” EPISODE! You were expecting originality weren’t you? Hahahahaha, not in this show babe! I’m your host for today’s special, “Name and Address Withheld” and you’re watching “Repeated Fuckups That Stopped Being Original in Season 5!” So what ultimately doomed to fail plan does our little Plankton the eternal midget have today you ask? Clone SpongeBob in hopes of pissing off Skodwarde so much that he just gives up the formula to make it stop, and how does he do that you say? Order a shit ton of clones off of PirateBay of course! Unfortunately because he got it off of PirateBay the first time is only a trial run which lasts for one use…….WHAT THE FU- Attepmt #1: Alright Plankton, you already fucked this one up, but you can still use one SpongeBob to just ask Krabs the formula since one wouldn’t overpower Skodwarde, simple as that you evil genius, Dr. Doofenschmirtz could really hire someone like you at Doofenschmirtz Aluminum Sliiding! Those answering machine ringtones cost a shit ton that you wouldn’t believe. Just send the SpongeBob clone which you got through jizz samples to the Krusty Krab, and you should be good as gold….Wow he did it. So far there’s no fanfare and the little fucker actually learned the formula! This has gone smoothly hasn’t it? Now just for him to exit the Krusty Kr-waaaaait a minute...the spongeslut is currently...double teaming Patrick with his original self….OK now we have to wait 3 months for shipping for that cloning machine to actually come in. Thanks a fucking lot Misaki, no good scam artist! Attempt #2, 3 months later… Well Plankton, you finally got that fully working copy machine you say? Great! Enough time for everything to be back to the social norm, while Patrick still gets assfucked like no tomorrow, now you can annoy Skodwar- wait what? Karen is he seriously going to attack Krabs again? Fine, fine, let’s just get this over with...the clones are now separate you say? Where the actual fuck was this made anywa…”IT’S NOT A FUCKING PHASE STAND BACK OR I’LL SLIT MY WRISTS AND REGENERATE MY ARMS TO JUST DO IT AGAIN! NOBODY GETS MY SUFFERING!”....Great, just what we needed, that emo kid who says Blood on the Dance Floor saved them from committing Seppuku, just fanfuckingtastic! What this documentary needed to be livened up, a little twerp who deserves a long hard spanking, and not in the naughty way! Plankton’s already got the Vodka courtesy of guest star Korpiklaani singer Jonne Jarvala, those Finns got it great with the alcohol, don’t they? So much that their most notable songs are about it! Now the clones have DIFFERENT PERSONALITIES! This is what’cha get for not reading the small print! My favorites are personally the “Smugfaced Shitposter”, “The Forever Triggered”, “The V-Card (which can stand for both Victim AND Virgin!)”, “Everyone Else is a Dirty Fucking Cheater”, and most importantly, “Your Average Retail Customer”! His story is the most tragic, because he JUST WANTS HIS SLAW, GIVE THE MAN HIS DAMN SLAW ALREADY OR THERE’LL BE MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTION! Now that his clone army is assembled, the general leads his troops into the Krusty Krab, on what may very well be a suicide mission to steal the formula by flooding the place so much with shitposts that the very foundation of the building breaks and shatters at its’ might! We give to you, THE 4CHAN RAID...you say Skodwarde just got pissed off so much and that because they were only SpongeBob clones he slowed down the process of which they disintegrate because again, PLANKTON TRUSTED FUCKING PIRATE BAY WITH THIS SHIT! What did he do this for you ask? For them and Plankton to be eternal Sex Slaves of course! Plankton needed much therapy for the years afterwards, and to this day, they say he’s still in it, with little to no success. ‘Tis a shame, they usually say the third time's the charm yet this failed spectacularly before that even had a reasonable chance to happen. Oh well, JONNE, PASS THE VODKA! *heavy Finnish folk metal intensifies*
  4. What even I mean at least the account name is still accurate here?
  5. Oh no they told the truth, It just means they spoiled the best parts and that the rest of the series will be infinitely worse than this.
  6. Old Spice commercials are legitimately the only ones I can really laugh at

  7. I was actually just reading about the lil fella a minute ago. Weird.

  8. It was an AI too so I couldn't even be madly sarcastic? We still won 3-2 in OT after the AI was replaced with a real player tho
  9. This would be a great deathmatch episode? http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751
  10. I thought solo standard teammates were supposed to be the worst? (FYI I'm on Blue)
  11. I think I found the holy grail of stupid arguments that make you questiion anything? Like, where are they serious and trolling I can't even tell man? http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751
  12. At least September 24th was a godly day for album releases
  13. The Mariners have already lost a game in extra innings by 1 in which they could've avoided if they scored more than 1 run with bases loaded and no outs (THANKS TO A WALK SO THEY COULDN'T EVEN GET A FLIPPIN SAC FLY WITH 0 OUTS WOW IS THAT SAD) and just today they blew a 9-3 lead to the Angels in the bottom of the 9th. Jesus fucking christ the Mariners really are the saddest team aren't they? I'd be sad about that and the Sonics and shit if they didn't have the Seahawks bandwagon
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Squidward Tentacles 1
SpongeBob Easter 2015 An exclusive icon given to people who finished the Easter Egg Hunt 2015!1
SpongeBob Ghost Costume A limited edition item to those who completed the Octerror Fest 2014 Scavenger Hunt.1
SpongeBob Fry Cook Games An exclusive icon given to whoever won The Fry Cook Games 2015 & 2016!1
Patrick Christmas An exclusive item given to whoever won the SBC Christmas Trivia Contest.1
SpongeBob Basketball Outfit An exclusive icon given to the Band Geeks, who won March Madness 2015.1
SBC Music Hat An exclusive hat for your iFish character to celebrate SBC Music 2.0's release!1
Squidly An exclusive item given to whoever purchased it from the Prize Store at Spin-Off Festivals 5 & 6.1
Clown An exclusive item given to whoever purchased it from the Prize Store at Spin-Off Festivals 5 & 6.1
Monocle 1
Goofy Sombrero 1
Top Hat 1
Yellow Bass Guitar 1
V11 Polo Shirt An exclusive item for your iFish to celebrate the launch of V11!1
Wizard's Hat 1
SpongeBob Vampire Costume An exclusive item given to whoever completed the Candy Hunt at Octerror Fest 2015.1
Santa Hat An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
Santa Beard An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
Santa Sweater An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
Santa Pants An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
Santa Boots An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
SpongeBob & Patrick Candy Canes An exclusive item given to whoever completed the Present Hunt at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
SpongeBob Christmas 2015 An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
Squidward Christmas 2015 An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
Chocolate Clarinet An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
Chocolate Starfish An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
Chocolate Fruitcake An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
Chocolate Donkey An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
SpongeBob Easter Portrait 2016 An exclusive icon given to people who finished the Easter Egg Hunt 2016!1
Chum Bucket Bucket Helmet An item exclusively given during April Fools 2016!1
Skodwarde Badge An exclusive item given to whoever purchases it from the Prize Store at Spin-Off Festival 6. This item is proof the user bought it.1
Bronze Medal 1
Golf Hat 1
Red Sunglasses 1
Soccer Cleats 1
Soccer Ball 1
Band Geek Track Pants 1
Referee Jersey 1
Tennis Racket 1
Silver Medal 1
Gold Medal 1
Dark Knight An exclusive icon given to whoever hit the yellow target in Target Shoot at Summer Knights.1
SpongeBob Frankenstein An exclusive item given to whoever completed the Candy Hunt at Octerror Fest 2016.1
Silver Bell An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2016.1
Reindeer Hat An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2016.1
SpongeBob & Patrick Christmas 2016 An exclusive item given to whoever completed the Present Hunt at Snowcember Ball 2016.1
Holiday Gary An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2016.1
Holiday Patrick An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2016.1
Chocolate Krabby Patty An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2016.1
Chocolate Dollar An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2016.1
Chocolate Spatula An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2016.1
Chocolate Jellyfish An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2016.1
SpongeBob Basketball Player Given to whoever completed the Basketball Hunt at March Madness 2017.1