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About John K Defender

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    How much does a krabby patty cost....on Wednesday?
  • Birthday 05/13/2002

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    Welcome to the Chum Bucket
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    Squidward/Plankton

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  1. Been having random coughing fits recently, past week or two, also felt like I was gonna throw up from time to time during these coughing fits and finally threw up a few hours ago. Feeling better now but still coughing and staying home just in case since I heard it was something going around.
  2. It's inappropriate that SBC keeps giving me Ashley Madison ads given the fact that I'll never have anyone to cheat on

  3. For someone who "easily destroys opponents in debates", you quite frankly could use some work on building fundamental arguments instead of making claims all willy nilly https://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/61026-every-episode-of-spongebob-reviewed-a-video-series/?p=1317715

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    2. A Floating Shopping List!

      A Floating Shopping List!

      you people have been FROTHING at random internet dude's review for DAYS now

      someone had to say something

    3. Prime Jedi

      Prime Jedi

      As someone who kinda dropped out for the most part in like early 2017 and has only watched a handful of new episodes since, whats so bad about Sportz? I havent watched it yet, but I remember lurking on SBM about when it came out and I seemed the average consensus was it was meh. I'm genuinely asking, this isn't sarcasm or anything, but what parts make the episode bad?

    4. SpongeNicko

      SpongeNicko

      Look, I admit that I, too, overreacted a little bit and probably got a bit too "feels before reals" (even for me), but my main point has always been clear from the start. I have no problem with people hating Sportz? or disliking Pieguy's video. The issue for me has been the way people have reacted to him giving Sportz? a good rating as well as his comment about the backgrounds for Lost and Found (Which, again, was not his only reason for disliking it, nor was it the main reason). I just don't think it makes sense bashing Pieguy over having differing perspectives on these things then the rest of us do. If you disagree with his reasoning, then fine, but to act like that automatically devalues him as a critic seems reactionary. Perhaps I'm missing something but I honestly don't think Pieguy committed any crimes here (And I'm not just saying that because I like Sportz?).

      Also, Trash Boat, when I made those comments I actually wasn't including you in that. Up to this point you had not said anything too particular against Pieguy's video, and like I said I felt your reasoning made sense despite my disagreements, so I wasn't referring to you. I'll still apologize for that, though. I was too caught up in the convo and ended up making a stupid remark.

  4. 1: SpongeBob and Patrick are horrifically dumbed down for the sole sake of having this plot in two ways. The first is that the only reason they're in Squidward's yard is because they can't even look at all sides of the box to see Sandy's name clearly there, which is etched out front and center for the audience to see which also basically spells out that she'll be involved later on anyways, thus completely making it predictable. The second thing is that they have absolutely no incentive to continue, and can back out at any time. Yet for whatever reason, they don't, mainly because if they do then this horribly structured plot completely falls apart because Squidward has nothing to force them in. All of this for sports which they somehow didn't even know existed beforehand because PLOT 2: Squidward is so horrifically one note here. At first he is justified because SpongeBob and Patrick's stupidity is so infuriating but over time, just like the rest of the episode, he is completely one note. Also saying this here since I dunno how to multiquote posts on different pages: It's not like the Snowball Effect or Skill Crane whatsoever. In Skill Crane he slowly becomes an addict to the crane, pretty much in vein of a gambler as the episode highlights his diving into insanity. In the Snowball Effect he slowly gets caught up in SpongeBob and Patrick's game a la Idiot Box. Here he does neither of those things and instead becomes a flat out static sadist because PLOT 3: The only joke in the entire episode (besides "we;re sports fans" which doesn't even count because it spells out the fucking joke) is that sports get reduced to people getting hurt, which is horrifically lazy, insulting, and bland. Alongside completely throwing away anything interesting that can be done with an episode about sporting events, something that SpongeBob is capable of utilizing well as shown in previous episodes, it grows tiring to see and makes the rest of the episode predictable, especially when the last three minutes an already predictable Sandy entrance just leads to Squidward predictably getting beaten up because PLOT NEEDS A KARMIC ENDING 4: The best character in this is Sandy, and she only exists to be a plot device for not even half of the episode. This is the absolute laziest excuse of any form of entertainment that I have ever seen thrown at an audience, and alongside being unpleasant to watch on its' own, it's insulting how so much of this horrific episode could be fixed if there was a single person who proofread any of this. The most infuriating thing is that all of the glaring issues are so simple to fix, and how they didn't show me that nobody cared when making this episode. For example: give an actual reason for them to not see Sandy's name on the box like it being scratched out. Give them a reason to stay in the game, the crowd peer pressured Squidward so why not do that for SpongeBob and Patrick instead of giving them no motivation? It feels like it's made from a broken down Factory of Sadness rather than a story that was made by a creative team in an attempt for people to enjoy. At least with the infamous episodes I can tell there was some effort put in there. It was certainly misguided but at least no other episode is completely broken within 30 seconds because the characters have the IQ of a fucking water balloon.
  5. Should be renamed to the Khalil Tate Heisman dreams memorial
  6. Getting my twitter account locked because I tweeted out a certain kiss to the man who "Created my childhood" is certainly a fun way to spend my last hours before school

  7. FUCK THE JETS

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    3. John K Defender

      John K Defender

      that vitriol would break this website and I don't need a lawsuit to handle

    4. Pennywise

      Pennywise

      cousins is taking $2 million less per year to play for you what are you on about

  8. John K Defender

    Ask IG

    Can I live in this world instead?
  9. Lies, true French People can only do one thing, and that's using this
  10. I love the feeling of simultaneously becoming desensitized to mass shootings while also slowly getting more afraid of random nutjobs who I've never met every time I decide to step out of the house.

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