Chadwick Gaylord

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About Chadwick Gaylord

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    Transform: Anti-Bully Ranger!
  • Birthday 05/13/2002

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    It
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    Well
    *so much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one*
    and that's it
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    Take A Step Inside Your Mind, I'm Stalking You
  • Favorite Episode
    Welcome to the Chum Bucket
  • Favorite Character
    Squidward

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  1. The largest one is this from just under a decade ago actually The runs start coming and they don't stop coming?
  2. Besides the whole Mexico 2 runs thing and the Dominican Republic-Puerto Rico home plate umpire giving the worst fucking strike zone possible to Dominican hitters, the play has been pretty good with stuff like this https://streamable.com/ucqbz Definitely much better than the Mariners losing 24-3 to the Brewers, right? (Yes they seriously lost 24-3, but it was in a spring training game and their best players are overseas so it's not really as bad as it sounds but still lol)
  3. Mature

    198a. Communists vs. Fascists It was just another lonely night post-Krusty Krab closing time where SpongeBob was wiping the floor with the mop currently wedged up his ass. He was wiping the floor clean and hiding dirt and dust and jizz away like if the Malaysian Airlines flight flew into the Bermuda Triangle. You couldn’t see it with an electron microscope, not that you’d ever need one anyways. SpongeBob’s sweet hiding skills intrigued a group of Communist Wannabes who drove by in a car that was blasting the Soviet national anthem outside of its sickle shaped radio, how the manufacturers did that, we’ll never know. Seeing how he hid away secrets that the government needs to keep private better than Hillary’s emails, they wanted to rope him in on the spread of communism in southeast asia. SpongeBob questioned why the fuck anyone needed to establish anything in a ton of countries nobody gives a shit about, the Communists said that the Capitalists would try and start World War III because of it, because Americans are afraid of getting a goddamn paper cut. SpongeBob readily agrees and goes on the spread of communism, agreeing that Stalin needed to execute even MORE people than the 20 million he did, and that their ancestors would pay for the Soviets downfall. Skodwarde then sensed a dark presence, and used his god powers to find a seer, who looked into a crystal ball and foresaw the rise of Communism being a potential threat. Skodwarde, not wanting to deal with these fuckers, went back to his cult from the Skoduminati, a season 6 episode which means you don’t have to remember any of it as Nick’s scheduling monkeys and the laziness of this parody’s writers has made everyone forget. Skodwarde and his cult are slightly different, but whether it be Nazism or something else, they’re all sorta Fascists when you break it down. Fearing that the Communists would try and become all super political and force everyone to drink vodka until their livers get out, they set out to conquer the 3rd world countries that nobody really gives a shit about. Why, because politics. However, they take a while as nobody knows where the fuck places like Moldova are on a map. Like 99% of the people, normal humans who don’t need a trivia win to rub in your face on how little sex they’ve ever had with anything that isn’t a blow-up-doll, or dry-humping a pillow. The opposing powers and their nuclear warfare met at the battlefield of the 38th parallel, because they fucked up and just went to where Kim-Jong-Crazy is, deciding that nothing would be lost if he got blown up in the crossfire. SpongeBob eyes Skodwarde, and both command fire, sending all fucking hell and obliteration to the world as it’s on fire. Kim Jong Whoever the fuck it is the fifth is then born, then dies as he gets hit straight in the head by a warhead, causing Communistic North Korea to go batshit and try to fire on everyone, which inevitably failed because again, Kim-Jong-Crazy. With the world most likely going to turn a literal hellfire it was a miracle Satan himself hasn’t released Hitler for the hell (maybe intentional, maybe not) of it, the world was screwed no matter what. When all seemed lost….a hero came in: CAPITALIST AMERICA FUCK YEAH WITH THE POWER OF CAPITALISM, AMERICA WAS GOING TO NEGOTIATE A PEACE TREATY BETWEEN THE TWO OPPOSING SIDES OR BLOW THEM UP IN THE NAME OF FREEDOM! Oh shit wait Trump’s president….he just sides with Russia and backs the fuck away from any fighting. CAPITALISM WHOOO! YEAH! EAGLE POWER! Next thing we knew, Islamic terrorists came in wanting to blow everything up for their religion....despite part of that religion saying that murder is wrong. What a bunch of fucking hypocritical loons, at least they're nice enough to take themselves out as well and rid the Earth of their own logic. See, you can thank suicide bombers for something!Before anything more could go on, Skodwarde decided he had enough of this fucking shit, Trump spewing bullshit, feminists rioting about whatever causing infighting back home, Hitler’s death being thrown right back in his face, British politicians supposedly mouthfucking a pig during college, Skodwarde had to do the one thing he hasn’t done in forever: Time travel back and avoid all this shit. He concentrates all his power into a time vortext that takes him away from all of this communism vs fascism vs capitalism vs whatever….only to end up in the same situation before SpongeBob joined the Communists….because nothing changed. People still bitch, they still fight, they still try and spread peace but end up becoming even more triggered than the Superwholock fandom at the Madden GIFerator. (That's a thing that actually happened) The only difference was nuclear war that will just come anyways when we're finally not pussies like back in the Cold War, despite whatever the hell Johnson did to bomb Vietnam without an official war declaration. Realizing even a god can’t change shit about the awful direction of the world without going back before humans existed and frankly not caring to waste that much energy by going back that far, he says fuck it, and goes to play strip poker with a bunch of hookers and coke in Bass Vegas.
  4. Is it safe to take that "oh dear lord I feel so old and everything aches" kind of reaction and utter despair as a "yes"?
  5. So uh looking by the Power Rangers movie trailers, is it normal to be disappointed by the fact that it doesn't give off the same vibes as this: ?
  6. Dunno if you're watching the World Baseball Classic but that catch by Jones last night was pretty impressive at the least?
  7. Is this an effective commercial? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJBLXJDko3o
  8. you like ice cream you love it you can not resist ice cream to resist is hopeless your existence is meaningless without ice cream

  9. Honestly whatever you think of the shows he's been in during any time even what most people consider to be the dark ages of SpongeBob, you're flat out lying if you say this man has had no influence over the animation industry, clearly shown by the quick humor, connections with others who've worked on multiple projects with him, and an overall understanding of what kids like to watch, all of that and more has been shown through the passion of him and everyone else with SpongeBob and beyond, I'd say that's pretty good for a guy who originally studied and made a comic about marine biology. From the show, books, comics, DVD's, merchandise, everything was thanks to you, and very few people can say they've had that much of a positive impact on over millions of people, shown through a fanbase that's strong, always with memorable quotes to say. Whether it helped them get a laugh to alleviate boredom, or to get their minds off of any troubles and simply relax, whether it be those young enough to be easily impressionable and take a great influence from you, to those actually in the industry, or those burning off a nostalgia rush, your creations are all good for that. SpongeBob has always been a favorite for at least a few generations, and that is absolutely incredible. Get well Stephen, wish I could say something more deep and meaningful but in the end the outcome will be the same. Best of luck to you and the rest of the crew, friends, family, and anyone else close to him going forward, and to anyone else who has had someone they know and care for be struck with any illness that could be as severe as this. Thank you for all the smiles, laughs, and information you've shared with us all.
  10. Jfc the choke jokes are now stretching into UEFA as well what hell has been unleashed?
  11. I know I perfectly led you into the SB reference but I'm a little sad that you didn't find some way to reference the episode in where Jack gets turned into a chicken instead?
  12. Too chicken to wield a somewhat heavy magical sword now?
  13. If you could a costume for this outfit would you go out in it next Halloween?
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Squidward Tentacles 1
SpongeBob Easter 2015 An exclusive icon given to people who finished the Easter Egg Hunt 2015!1
SpongeBob Ghost Costume A limited edition item to those who completed the Octerror Fest 2014 Scavenger Hunt.1
SpongeBob Fry Cook Games An exclusive icon given to whoever won The Fry Cook Games 2015 & 2016!1
Patrick Christmas An exclusive item given to whoever won the SBC Christmas Trivia Contest.1
SpongeBob Basketball Outfit An exclusive icon given to the Band Geeks, who won March Madness 2015.1
SBC Music Hat An exclusive hat for your iFish character to celebrate SBC Music 2.0's release!1
Squidly An exclusive item given to whoever purchased it from the Prize Store at Spin-Off Festivals 5 & 6.1
Clown An exclusive item given to whoever purchased it from the Prize Store at Spin-Off Festivals 5 & 6.1
Monocle 1
Goofy Sombrero 1
Top Hat 1
Yellow Bass Guitar 1
V11 Polo Shirt An exclusive item for your iFish to celebrate the launch of V11!1
Wizard's Hat 1
SpongeBob Vampire Costume An exclusive item given to whoever completed the Candy Hunt at Octerror Fest 2015.1
Santa Hat An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
Santa Beard An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
Santa Sweater An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
Santa Pants An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
Santa Boots An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
SpongeBob & Patrick Candy Canes An exclusive item given to whoever completed the Present Hunt at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
SpongeBob Christmas 2015 An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
Squidward Christmas 2015 An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
Chocolate Clarinet An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
Chocolate Starfish An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
Chocolate Fruitcake An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
Chocolate Donkey An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
SpongeBob Easter Portrait 2016 An exclusive icon given to people who finished the Easter Egg Hunt 2016!1
Chum Bucket Bucket Helmet An item exclusively given during April Fools 2016!1
Skodwarde Badge An exclusive item given to whoever purchases it from the Prize Store at Spin-Off Festival 6. This item is proof the user bought it.1
Bronze Medal 1
Golf Hat 1
Red Sunglasses 1
Soccer Cleats 1
Soccer Ball 1
Band Geek Track Pants 1
Referee Jersey 1
Tennis Racket 1
Silver Medal 1
Gold Medal 1
Dark Knight An exclusive icon given to whoever hit the yellow target in Target Shoot at Summer Knights.1
SpongeBob Frankenstein An exclusive item given to whoever completed the Candy Hunt at Octerror Fest 2016.1
Silver Bell An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2016.1
Reindeer Hat An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2016.1
SpongeBob & Patrick Christmas 2016 An exclusive item given to whoever completed the Present Hunt at Snowcember Ball 2016.1
Holiday Gary An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2016.1
Holiday Patrick An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2016.1
Chocolate Krabby Patty An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2016.1
Chocolate Dollar An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2016.1
Chocolate Spatula An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2016.1
Chocolate Jellyfish An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2016.1