Buckethead

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About Buckethead

  • Rank
    It's magic to see a planet shrivel up and die
  • Birthday 05/13/2002

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    jpoiron01@yahoo.com

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Pronoun
    It
  • Interests
    Well
    *so much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one*
    and that's it
  • Location
    Take A Step Inside Your Mind, I'm Stalking You
  • Favorite Episode
    Welcome to the Chum Bucket
  • Favorite Character
    Squidward

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  1. Patrick x This Guy for best ship if you disagree your opinion is invalid.

    1. Marilyn Manson

      Marilyn Manson

      So...Patrick x Buckethead? I'll ship it.

  2. It's really gonna be interesting to see Jack without his sword, that's the plot point I'm looking forward to the most.
  3. "Tentacles smirk please"  'for surprise lyrics I completely forgot about yet shouldn't have needed a re-listen to remember in the first place' of the day

  4. I really want a collection of rare, incurable, diseases.

    1. kevin

      kevin

      have me mate

  5. Nothing beats a jelly filled doughnut!

    1. TheOpenWindowManiac

      TheOpenWindowManiac

      eat your hamburgers, apollo

    2. Gwen Stefani

      Gwen Stefani

      I read this status in Brock's voice lmao

  6. Definitely wasn't ready for a new Bowie EP....

  7. I'm lucky to even remember parts of a dream once every few months. If there was one reasonable thing I'd change about myself I'd pick lucid dreaming as it sounds pretty interesting enough.
  8. Feelin' easy like Sunday morninnnnnnnnnnggggggg
  9. Nujabes: "Beyond"
  10. Popeye died for this....
  11. Am I the only one who will most likely just see the Assassin's Creed movie instead of Rogue 1? Rogue 1 doesn't tempt me too much.

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    2. Rachel Bloom

      Rachel Bloom

      only reason to see Assassin's Creed

      Michael Fassbender <333333333333333333333333333333

    3. Michael JCMson

      Michael JCMson

      Are you being forced to watch one or the other? Because the options don't sound grand.

    4. Clappy

      Clappy

      I'm probably going to see both movies, but I've got hope that Assassin's Creed can be fun if they are adapting the first game, which played more like a movie than an actual game.

  12. Absolutely nothing, but according to my mom it's mandatory I have something and it's honestly annoying the ever living hell out of me. I'm already sick of the holiday season to be completely honest.
  13. Mature

    I'm not turning into CNF with being late, I swear 193b. Pink Pimp Patrick It was another recovery period in Bikini Bottom because the people are savage bastards when it comes to 1% off on floor wax in malls, when Skodwarde heard about an upcoming movie so awful, that it needed to be seen. We mean downright painful worse than BDSM awful, not hilariously horrendous such as “sparkle sparkle sparkle.” After dealing with a ton of shit over the election cycle and watching the world burn before his eyes, this was just the break he needed. Also he fucking hates anyone who puts up anything Christmas related before Thanksgiving, like any sane person out there, so that’s a bonus escape! He pondered whether it would be Shark Exorcist levels of horrible borderline softcore pornography bad, but no, it was so awful that film critics everywhere could only use this as their anticipation image: Skodwarde found out that the movie in question was...Emojimovie! Skodwarde feared this movie since the idea was announced, but figured he had to face it head on. Being the god that he is, he sped up the release date from August of next year and got an early screening at The Reef, where he was there to write a critical analysis since he’s now into that ever since Roger Ebert died. However, he couldn’t concentrate on the movie due to a certain fat pink pimp eating out the ladies in the row behind him. Patrick was getting the dams to burst like a true master. The cries of ecstasy unfortunately ruined the experience for Skodwarde, and he cursed Patrick, by taking away his appetite for his favorite Post-Thanksgiving meal: women! The worst part was he had a pimp battle against the longtime winner, Oswald McCunty, in the Krusty Krab within the next week! He promised the children everywhere that he would return the title to Bikini Bottom as their sole role model, even to a little boy who broke his leg while trying to get a blowjob from Suzy in the bike rack. Don’t ask him how it happened. All he remembered was darkness, then waking up in the ER. He also may have lost his college fund, but who honestly cares about that anymore when all that students do is burn fabric in silly protest to their mostly fair political system instead of trying to make a positive change in the electoral college to the popular vote? Patrick has one chance at redemption, and it’s to win the contest! Being the old krusty motherlover that he is, Mr. Krabs is the one being forced to help Patrick out here. What else to do than your cliche training montage, except Mr. Krabs couldn’t find anywhere to do that as he didn’t have a legal search warrant. Pesky judicial branch, always interfering. It was decided that things had to be done the ol’ fashioned way, a fight to the death to steal someone else’s powers. There were 2 pink heavy eating pimps in mind, and Mr. Krabs was only able to obtain THE ALMIGHTY KIRBY! If Patrick could defeat Kirby in a fight, he would magically gain the blob’s appetite! This is definitely how physics work, I mean we have gods so why the fuck not? Patrick spent many hours training in the art of the sword for this spectacular duel. It was finally time and...Kirby just ate him. Yup, anticlimactic you say. Except for the fact that PATRICK BURST OUT OF KIRBY CUTTING HIM OPEN FROM THE INSIDE! He weakened the magic of Kirby’s glorious mouth by scaring him with this little friend Kirby bawled like a little kid as that shit’s scary for big eaters like him, and begrudgingly gave his powers to Patrick for the competition. The headlines were set, as this was going to be the women eating contest of the century! First off, Mr. Krabs went over film of Oswald, and he noticed one thing, OSWALD DIDN’T TAKE TIME TO ENJOY HIS WOMEN! To win, Patrick had to sloppily rush like a goddamned barbarian. During practice, Patrick really wasn’t up to that, but big ol Anchor Abs forced him or else he’d have to pay a lawyer for a shit ton of made up sexual assault court cases, and we don’t need another court fiasco. The contest started, and Oswald was getting it done, with a face showing he couldn’t even give a single fuck if he ever tried to. However, Patrick didn’t even try! It turns out part of the curse would be losing his mood to even try. The ladies said even if they were in the mood, it wasn’t gonna get done by themselves. All hope seemed lost, until he got sudden inspiration from the boy with the broken leg! His belief was enough to overcome the curse, giving Patrick the powers to make the girls explode at once with little to no effort! Both were tied at 999 women done, with a few seconds left, and both were tired as fucking hell, to the point where Oswald passed out! SpongeBob reminded Patrick that a true pimp needs to make the girls enjoy the process for the best results, and that it isn’t just a cheap slut that he works with, for the true PatPimp is way too good for your ordinary garden tools. To fully convince him, SpongeBob also brought in Former NFL Cornerback, FRED SMOOT, who blabbered on about Okra Patches, whatever the hell that meant, but it worked, as Patrick mustered the energy to make that last girl pass out from being too rough. At the end of the day, Patrick rejoiced with the belt, accidentally injuring the boys other leg, whoopsie. At least the court ignored that as they hightailed Fred Smoot over being on A MOTHERFUCKING BOAT with purple dildos and, yeah, that’s a story not needed to be repeated.
Doubloons: $85,922


ImageNameDescriptionAmount
Dollar 1
Squidward Tentacles 1
SpongeBob Easter 2015 An exclusive icon given to people who finished the Easter Egg Hunt 2015!1
SpongeBob Ghost Costume A limited edition item to those who completed the Octerror Fest 2014 Scavenger Hunt.1
SpongeBob Fry Cook Games An exclusive icon given to whoever won The Fry Cook Games 2015 & 2016!1
Patrick Christmas An exclusive item given to whoever won the SBC Christmas Trivia Contest.1
SpongeBob Basketball Outfit An exclusive icon given to the Band Geeks, who won March Madness 2015.1
SBC Music Hat An exclusive hat for your iFish character to celebrate SBC Music 2.0's release!1
Squidly An exclusive item given to whoever purchased it from the Prize Store at Spin-Off Festivals 5 & 6.1
Clown An exclusive item given to whoever purchased it from the Prize Store at Spin-Off Festivals 5 & 6.1
Monocle 1
Goofy Sombrero 1
Top Hat 1
Yellow Bass Guitar 1
V11 Polo Shirt An exclusive item for your iFish to celebrate the launch of V11!1
Wizard's Hat 1
SpongeBob Vampire Costume An exclusive item given to whoever completed the Candy Hunt at Octerror Fest 2015.1
Santa Hat An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
Santa Beard An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
Santa Sweater An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
Santa Pants An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
Santa Boots An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
SpongeBob & Patrick Candy Canes An exclusive item given to whoever completed the Present Hunt at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
SpongeBob Christmas 2015 An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
Squidward Christmas 2015 An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
Chocolate Clarinet An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
Chocolate Starfish An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
Chocolate Fruitcake An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
Chocolate Donkey An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2015.1
SpongeBob Easter Portrait 2016 An exclusive icon given to people who finished the Easter Egg Hunt 2016!1
Chum Bucket Bucket Helmet An item exclusively given during April Fools 2016!1
Skodwarde Badge An exclusive item given to whoever purchases it from the Prize Store at Spin-Off Festival 6. This item is proof the user bought it.1
Bronze Medal 1
Golf Hat 1
Red Sunglasses 1
Soccer Cleats 1
Soccer Ball 1
Band Geek Track Pants 1
Referee Jersey 1
Tennis Racket 1
Silver Medal 1
Gold Medal 1
Dark Knight An exclusive icon given to whoever hit the yellow target in Target Shoot at Summer Knights.1
SpongeBob Frankenstein An exclusive item given to whoever completed the Candy Hunt at Octerror Fest 2016.1
Silver Bell An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2016.1
Reindeer Hat An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2016.1
SpongeBob & Patrick Christmas 2016 An exclusive item given to whoever completed the Present Hunt at Snowcember Ball 2016.1
Holiday Gary An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2016.1
Holiday Patrick An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2016.1
Chocolate Krabby Patty An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2016.1
Chocolate Dollar An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2016.1
Chocolate Spatula An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2016.1
Chocolate Jellyfish An exclusive item given out during 12 Days of Christmas at Snowcember Ball 2016.1