Bada Bing Nuggets

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About Bada Bing Nuggets

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  • Birthday 07/05/1998

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    ssj4gogita4
  • Interests
    -Living.
    -Breathing.
    -Eating.
    -Drawing.
    -Reading.
    -Music.
    -Sports.
    -The ladies.
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    Milky Way
  • Favorite Episode
    Chocolate With Nuts
  • Favorite Character
    Squidward

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  1. Wow I'm gonna give myself as a present for all my friends birthdays from now on
  2. I know how to say "hello", "good afternoon", "do you speak English", and "king", and a couple numbers and other basic words because they were the titles of movies lol. Other than that I didn't get a lot of the language in
  3. Here, we have something that, a couple years ago would have been reprehensible. Patrick-centric episodes circa Season 6-8 were reason to fear. Patrick's stupidity is a fine line that very few Post-Movie writers know how to traverse well - I'd argue that the only one who even remotely got it was Sean Charmatz, maybe Luke Brookshier. From around 2005-2014, Patrick's character deteriorated and morphed from a lovable but misinformed dummy into a complete idiot with a mean streak, and while sometimes it was tolerable, that Season 6-8/9 period was tough to bear when it came to his character. In Post-Sequel times, he's teetered back over the edge into something fun and cute again - "Patrick! The Game" is one of my favorite Post-Sequel outings. And while there's a lot that's been drastically improved, there are still problems that permeate this show, especially in this strange, zany Season 10 era. Here, we get another attempt at a day in the life of Patrick, but it only ends up further proving that while this show has taken a rapid turn uphill, there's still a ways to go in terms of fixing some long-standing problems. Da Good -Spider Sequence was funny. -the cop eating his pie while being told to get Patrick was gold. "Yeah, he uh... Got away." -"BECAUSE I'M A NICE GUY!" is a Season 6 esque joke, but whatever, I laughed. -I really thought the episode was about to become "Patrick eats SpongeBob's ice cream like a jerk and tries to hide it from him" but it turned into something totally different (and perhaps worse) so I'll commend it for that -The Ice Cream store actually was very well painted - the sequence with the ice cream janitor finding increasingly mean ways to call Patrick pathetic was hilarious, especially with the painted close up -the Ice Cream King part of the episode was really dumb but the glasses pun got me -Karate while dressed like ice cream? WELL ALRIGHT Da Bad -yeah the second Peter Browngardt's character got in here it started getting stupid in an unfunny way. Like, yeah. I get it, Patrick's stupid. Very stupid. The more you beat that into the ground in a non clever way, the more annoying that becomes, and putting him in a room with someone even DUMBER bordered on unbearable for a little bit. -Kaz wrote this and I just wish that off-kilter genius he had when working with Tibbitt was still around because these episodes aren't doing it for me man. The Ice Cream king's segment felt like the plot was too short and the writers didn't know wtf to do with 5 minutes left in the plot. This and SpongeBob's Place have some of the thinnest plots this show has seen the likes of, and this whole "HEY EVERYTHING'S FAST PACED AND EXAGGERATED AND CUH-RAZY" thing that's been Season 10s modus operandi has already outstayed it's welcome, and in the shortest season of the show ever, that's a friggin problem. -like I said, there were some moments where the episode threatened to teeter into Season 6/7 territory with Patrick's characterization/some jokes, and while it never did, the constant paranoia wasn't fun 6.5-7/10. Not awful, certainly not to the level of some other episodes I've probably given the same score. But we're in different times now, and this is definitely below the standard. Bring on Season 11, because I'm kinda getting sick of the Ren and Stimpy impressions dawg
  4. *pic removed so u can do yo thang* slay that makeup DAMN
  5. Been a while. probably gonna pull a Cha and delete this in about a week so get it while it lasts folks don't mind the penis made of stone
  6. I brought myself, does that count????? *slams door to thread in YOUR FACE*
  7. Mature

    199a. Thots! One quiet morning in Bikini Bottom, Patrick is watching TV. Suddenly, a commercial for some action-packed TV show that Terry Crews is gonna be in flashes on screen. Patrick isn't really paying too much attention, so he only tunes in at a very inopportune time. "I'm gonna buttfuck your mom and steal your house, bitch!" Terry Crews yells at some random guy. Because Patrick is dumb as fuck, he automatically assumes that Terry Crews is really going to buttfuck his mom and steal his house, so he automatically runs to SpongeBob's place and tells him that he's not safe anymore. SpongeBob offers Patrick an extended stay at his place, and the two watch porn together, day and night, very loudly. Skodwarde eventually gets fed up with this (and also wants to have some fun), so he uses his God powers and brings Terry Crews underwater. Terry Crews knocks on SpongeBob's door to ask what the fuck is going on, but when Patrick sees him, he screams and runs as far away in the other direction as humanly possible. The two go off the grid for a while, selling their bodies so they can buy soap and chocolate bars (don't ask what the chocolate is for. please). Meanwhile, Skodwarde is living in peace, happy that there's no more loud porn being blasted () from the neighboring houses. However, one night, Skodwarde hears the sounds of nastiness, but it sounds too real. Too... Authentic. He checks under Patrick's rock and finds Patrick reluctantly having sex with a 57 year old slug woman. When Skod asks him what the fuck is the deal, Pat says that he and SpongeBob have to make ends meet, and becoming prostitutes is the only way that they could do it. Skodwarde asks Patrick what SpongeBob's been doing, and Patrick tells him that it's far, far worse. Skodwarde and Patrick venture into SeAIDS-infested Downtown Bikini Bottom, only to find SpongeBob in Crustacean Perry's dressing room, watching her dance routine. Skodwarde asks what's so bad about this, and then realizes that SpongeBob has been subject to watching several hours of this: Skodwarde realizes he's gotta get SpongeBob the fuck outta there before he kills himself. Against his better judgement, Skodwarde pistol whips Perry, and takes SpongeBob and Patrick back home. All's well that ends well, right? Hahahah- (there's the only political reference you're getting from Nuggets in this episode!) Terry Crews has taken over Conch Street, because he's mad as fuck at Patrick for how rude he was to him at the beginning of the episode. And, just like he promised, he's got Patrick's mom, a hard dick, and a ton of lube at the ready. And Andy Samberg's there too, for good measure.Patrick screams in anger, mad that Terry Crews and a cast member from fucking Brooklyn Nine Nine (Tuesdays on FOX!) has ruined his life yet again. He goes on a profanity-laden rage, and before Terry Crews even has a chance to butt-fuck his mom, Patrick beats the shit out of him and sends him packing back above the sea. They decide to let Andy Samberg stay though. Next Time: Bikini Nine-Nine!
  8. it fucking BURNS ?
  9. GOD DAMN MAMA SLAY
  10. Very?
  11. so fucking good man. So great. Kristen Stewart was in the same theater as me, Dustin Hoffman, Adam Sandler, and Ben Stiller were in a movie theater I was in, and last night I went to a party Elle Fanning was at
  12. reporting live from france MITCHES 

  13. Nowhere in the show does it imply this
  14. Mhm, Study Abroad and all that jazz, get to go to the Cannes Film Festival thanks Kat
  15. once I get back from France I'mma clobber YOU breh definitely doing that this summer. Hopefully it'll be on Netflix soon
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