Notice: Everything in this literature is a fun parody, and anything written below does not reflect the author's views on said users portrayed in the story. Also, read every user voice in a Terry Crews voice, makes this very lulzy. Part 6: ACS Does A Barrel Roll: The Rise of Beter Griffin Welcome back to Homophobia, kids. Last time, Wumbo questioned if this hilariously horrible debacle had ended fantastically, but unfortunately for us, there's still three more pages of DEBAUCHERY and bigotry (and the beginnings of some REAL shitposting from the originator of the art) left to go! Let's dig in, shall we? Yellow Shadow: While I disagree with a number of things ds guy has said, (same, if that number was infinity) I think he makes a few fair points. He's not all bad. This, readers, is the phenomena some scientists refer to as "Trashception", wherein one piece of garbage agrees with another. More instances to follow. Killer Queen: I think Christian churches shouldn't be forced to marry gays if it is not in their desires, (man, you are.. just really not helping) but what's your stance about formal gay marriage (outside of a religious context)? A pressing question. Stay tuned for the answer. And now, here's Ollie Williams with the SBM weather. Thanks, Ollie. Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming. LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND DIE: *replying to yellowshadow's "you're all bigots" post* Homophobia isn't an opinion, it's just intolerance. (You're damn skippy!) I suppose I could go on a crusade and say that we should discriminate all women's rights and I could hide behind it being "my opinion" by your own logic. (I get the feeling that DS Guy wouldn't have a problem with this yo) Saying that your intolerant perspective is an opinion is just blatant dodging of any criticism whatsoever. Now. While this thread has been prone to a little shitposting beforehand, it's only been light. But now, prepare yourself for the story to change entirely as SBC unleashes it's secret weapon upon SBM: BETER GRIFFIN. familyguybetergriffin: SPONGE BUDDY MANIA IS A VITRIOLIC HATE PLATFORM AGAINST HOMOSEXUALITY AND HUMAN DECENCY AND WE SHOULD NOT ALLOW IT The DS Guy: *replying to Jibbix's texbook definition of bigotry post* I'm not intolerant toward people with different opinions of mine. Instead I debate those who disagree with me. Isn't the obliviousness here just DELICIOUS? kite man: *replying to Shrivel's post about how political discussion should be allowed on SBM (LmAo)* I guess I agree with this somewhat. But doesn't anyone else think this topic's a little too much? (nah it's honestly not enough) YellowShadow: I think that's completely fine. I... Damn. Is YellowShadow turning around, renouncing his bigoted ways? Will the whole forum follow suit? Is this the change in SBM that will finally result in quality posts for this topic???? WHY AM I ASKING YOU ALL THESE QUESTIONS? Let's see if SBM can pull itself out of it's rut. familyguybetergriffin: Wumbo: pee tear gryphon YellowShadow: I'm not saying Gays shouldn't get married. I'm saying I'm not that supportive of it in a religious context. AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE ANSWER IS NO! But that just makes it more fun for us. Let's continue our journey into the SBM Savannah, a wild place with wild animals, located directly in - familyguybetergriffin: BAN SPONGEBUDDY MANIA FROM THE ANALS OF THE INTERNET ...Yeah. That's where it's located. Anyway, agreed. AlphaWarhawk: *replying to DS Guy's "I'm not intolerant" post* Don't give us that crap. You and Todd have a great habit of ignoring plenty of things against you. The DS Guy: *replying to Killer Queen's "what's your stance on gay marriage?" post* I oppose gay marriage because gay marriage is an oxymoron; (wait guys, it is now coming to my attention... Yep, yep. They just added this in the dictionary... Gay is now synonymous with the word divorce! Yep. Gay marriage means "Divorce Marriage". DS Guy is right for once. fr tho fuck this guy.) it's counterfeit marriage. Aaaaand we're back to the backwards homophobic bullshit, but at least we've seen through ACS that people can change! Case in point: Jibbix: this is now a beter griffin appreciation thread *mic drop* And the shitposting games have begun. Wumbo: ssj it finally ended fantastically (oh, silly Wumbo. There's so much more awful shit left) Ihavedahswag: *replying to drag's pics of Peter Griffin with chicken* I'm not entirely sure this is related to the topic at hand. (to the contrary, I think it has EVERYTHING to do with the topic at hand) This is supposed to be a serious discussion, (LMAO) take your Family Guy spam elsewhere. (would you prefer Simpsons spam? Cuz we can do that) Wumbo: *@ ssj* enjoy your vacation u deserve it Wumbo leave him alone, going into an obviously shitty thread and clicking the lock button is hard work. Who wouldn't need a vacation from that? Trust me, I'm a doctor. familyguybetergriffin: Hey Acs Wanna Fly a Plane With ME? YellowShadow: *replying to DS Guy's "counterfeit marriage post* I disagree, while I don't really like gay marriage in a religious context,We shouldn't take away those rights. It's like YellowShadow is... speaking like a normal human being with... Morals and shit! I never thought I'd see the day. LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND DIE: haha same Killer Queen: *quoting Dragiiin's post* ANAL also same The DS Guy: *quoting ACS's exposal post where DS Guy implied we should fucking torture the families of suicide bombers* I'm not saying it's the best idea, but since suicide bombers die, if they knew their loved ones would suffer, they would think before acting. Again, it's not the perfect strategy, but a step in the right direction. I really don't know what the fuck to say to shit like this. What kind of bullshit is this yo. Like what do you even say to some insane Hannibal Lecter shit like- LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND DIE: it's not a step in the right direction what the holy hell. the family of the suicide bomber should not suffer for their mistake. Damn that's as good a way as any to reply. And that's certainly a "fantastic ending" to this part! Stay tuned for the next part, where things'll only get shittier, and a love you never expected to bloom, blooms.
Only one episode, and that's because I had to to know how the Dominators arc finished, but aside from that, no. It's not that it looks bad, and sometimes I'm tempted because I really miss Captain Cold's presence on Flash, but from what I've heard and with how many shows I'm already behind on, it just doesn't seem worth it, I guess.
I'd agree that it's the weakest out of the three, but it's still pretty fire, all three stores are very underrated in White Girl Store Culture
Greg Berlanti's name has me nervous (I enjoy the Arrowverse, but it all tends to dip into a certain level of CW corn that it takes a while to get used to), but if it ends up more like Legion than say, the past two seasons of Flash then it definitely sounds like something I'd enjoy.
Bada Bing Nuggets replied to E.V.I.L's topic in Robot-Pirate IslandFUCK I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME
They've got the best clothes, very few people know it exists, and they're cheap as hell. What more could you want? Haven't seen a Marshalls in years, but I'll take your word for it. TJMaxx tho?
let me pull out a long post I wrote about Things Change the other day "yeah we didn't get to figure out who Slade or Red X were, or why Terra was back, or whatever the fuck that giant white thing was. But as a finale, I don't think that's what Things Change was supposed to be. If you want the huge, ceremonial, "wraps a bow on everything" type finales with references to a lot of past episodes, cameos from a million characters, and a general air of finality, then the original Teen Titans really had about 3 different finales. There's the 3 part "The End" finale that was actually meant to be a series finale, where the world literally ends. There's the 3 episode string of Go! - Calling All Titans - Titans Together that makes as strong a case as any for a damn good finale. And Trouble In Tokyo is solid too. But Things Change excels on a level beyond that to me. After pulling out the stops for every season finale prior to Season 5, from having Robin join Slade, to having Cyborg take on Brother Blood leading a team all on his own, or, again, having the entire world end in hellfire, each season had a thematic line running through it that resulted in a huge explosion by the end. Season 5 does the same thing in 12 (really, just 11) episodes, but even in that, it feels off. A season about Beast Boy? The fuck? And yet, it manages to be very effective, giving Beast Boy some much needed depth, and telling a very good story as well (Season 5 is hands down the best of TT 03 imo). The season pulls back for a little on the Beast Boy focus for that aforementioned 3 episode stretch to effectively end the series on the note people wanted, but with one episode left, it zooms right back in on Beast Boy. Ultimately, Beast Boy's character was the comic relief, and the only really serious material he was given was his relationship with Terra, all the way back in Season 2. With his new turn into some deeper stuff, it's only right that the Beast Boy season ends with the thing that gave Beast Boy some depth in the first place. But returning to that can't just happen - the Titans have to return to Jump City first. Things Change is definitely a weird episode, I will admit, feeling more like a melancholy epilogue than a finale. And admittedly, some of that is unintentional. There were a lot of things on the cutting room floor for Season 5. That giant white monster was a teaser for something Murakami wanted to do in Season 6, but because we never got that, the villain ends up having a strange metaphorical feel because of how unique it is. A lot of stuff here does feel half finished, but that ties into what this episode is ultimately about, intentionally or no. Everything about this episode is different, open-ended, with a lot of, yes, questions that don't get answered. Where'd the monster come from? How the hell is Terra alive again? How tf is Slade back, and what are his plans? We don't know. It ultimately doesn't matter. In the end, Things Change's parable rings true to things like the very fucking existence of Teen Titans Go, and makes the very polarizing reaction to it hilariously ironic. People change. Places change. Things change. And no matter how much we as human beings hate that, it is inevitable, and there is nothing we can do about it. Was that girl really Terra repressing her memories, or just an ordinary girl? There's enough evidence leading me to believe that the answer is both. Oh, she was Terra now, but not anymore. But after all that awful tragedy Terra endured (and caused) in Season 2, who would want to remember that? Terra struggled with her powers, but that was ultimately Terra struggling with who she was. And so, after being brought back to life, she decides to be someone else. Is that a healthy way of dealing with things? No. Is it even right? I'd say no. But for a season where Beast Boy bosses up and ends up getting the thing I'd argue he wanted and deserved the most over the course of the series (respect), he's brought back down to Earth and realizes something. Things change, but they also don't. Both of those things happen in a way we never want them to. Despite how much Beast Boy wants Terra to change and be the old Terra, wants his life to go back to how it used to, it isn't going to happen, and ironically enough, he can't change that. That's why BB comes to terms with what happens and it's business as usual when Robin calls him for help, even though he'd much rather stay with Terra and figure stuff out. The moral here is simple. You don't always get everything you want. In fact, you rarely do. *cough* TTG *cough* But the thing is, you just have to deal with it. It's not a nice little bow on the series, it's not about the overall value of teamwork or some through line that's been pushed since the first episode. We got that already. Several times. Things Change focuses on the silliest character of the show, and examines the series in a microcosm over the course of 22 minutes, subtly alluding to the morals of episodes like "How Long Is Forever" by preaching the moral upon which life is ultimately based. And while I universally hate this argument, I think that if you don't at least appreciate Things Change, you arguably missed the point of it. and all of this from amy fuckin wolfram lmao"
I know but they're stylish af and I'm about to help Kat ball on a budget when we go shopping in ATL Ross because it's lowkey fire as shit and got the best stuff for cheap but it's very lowkey and a lot of people dig it but only the ones who are in the know and that's probably the most apt description of myself I've ever read tbh
I'll throw you a couple pairs of Vans and leave it at that You don't have to hold conversations with your bed or listen to its political opinions, therefore your bed > people. It's just there when you need it <3
Get what? Your credit card information, or the 5 Gucci backpacks and 4 pairs of shoes I bought with your credit card?
Yeah man. It's been so good to just not have to use my brain for a couple months, but now it's back to the OLD GRIND Girl you know you got deeper fears than that besides, I ALREADY HAVE IT That's a very interesting fear paradox you've got there, tell me more. *puts on therapist glasses* hello Omair how goes it
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