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  1. box

    Onision

    I mean I've known that Onision was a total shitbag for years, I figured he faded into irrelevancy a long time ago I just didn't know he was a creepy shitbag
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    ask box

    solid 10/10, wouldn't recommend
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    ask box

    that'd be implying I'm a loyal customer mostly just school and unironic shitposting, entirely my fault yo, 2013? ha, nice try, one day you'll know the true pain of mousing over your old profile and seeing that it's almost 5 years old dunno, depends on how long 2 or 3 years actually is, i came back on an impulse
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    ask box

    ayyyyyy it's been a long time ask whatever
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    Whatcha Eatin'?

    two microwaved kelloggs® eggo® waffles with nothing on them
  6. 154b. The Hot Shot It was a painfully average morning at Mrs. Puff's Blowjob School of Sex and Supremacy On Top. The janitor had a surprisingly little amount of work to do and Mrs. Puff herself had actually fallen asleep in class while a student was presenting his theory on daytime television, leaving the students to fuck around in more ways than one. God of Supremacy Orange Cop had only brought one lawbreaker to the school instead of the usual five a day and the day was as boring as a drill. Skodwarde senses a disturbance at his house and uses his god powers to summon famous porn star Tony Fast and his son Tony Fast Jr. to erect some chaos at the school. Why, we will never know. SpongeBob had only just been magically poofed back into the world after Good Burger had took over the universe for 11 minutes; despite this, he continued on with his life as usual, arriving at the school to find erectile dysfunction, for the school had become so bored all of the fish had tried to leave; but they became bored with that, losing so much interest in everything they became stiff wood. But then Janitor Blowfish had to give the school a new paintjob when Tony Fast and his son came on the scene, erecting so much interest in all the fish, that their dysfunction was somehow cured! Tony explains that he's come to the school to give his son a good education in the art of intercourse, and before he leaves, he does something so unimaginable the whole town needs a paint job. After his dad leaves, Tony Fast Jr. struts his STUFF down the school, getting the students so horny they could pass for a rhinoceros; except for SpongeBob, who's blood explicitly protects him from even giving a fuck. Puff prompts the students to treat Tony Fast Jr. as one of them: until asking Jr. to sign her Daytuna Action lunchbox, ruling the rule null in the first place. School lessons went along. SpongeBob continually failed and failed to perform in all areas, getting an F on all assignments. Tony Fast Jr. got on the honor roll list only for existing. Time went on, and Mrs. Puff realized that in order to turn SpongeBob into a sexual tyrannosaur, he needs to LEARN from a sexual tyrannosaur. After laughing a laugh so evil a superhero almost came in to kick Puff's ass, she enlists Junior to tutor SpongeBob. SpongeBob goes out to test once again, with Jr. under his belt. SpongeBob gets ready to work whatever magic he has on the doll he's given, but about 2 picoseconds in he loses his cool. He floors it, and he ends up almost destroying the doll until Jr. calmly, soothly, in a Barry White-esque voice to "stay cool. Relax." Almost instantly, SpongeBob turns into the Neptune of sex, well, he would've, if Junior didn't exist. Mrs. Puff comes in to see what she'll have to pay for property damage but the force of SpongeBob's in-and-out burger skills froze her to the spot. She didn't move. Hours later, Mrs. Puff was frozen to the spot. Some students had checked up on her, but the combined skills of SpongeBob and the presence of Tony Fast Jr. froze them, too, resulting eventually in the whole school being frozen. Junior, in his Barry White voice, motioned to SpongeBob "Not bad, man. Not bad", finally resulting in SpongeBob finishing. And at that moment, the sea turned white, but Skodwarde's mission wasn't working out: the chaos had turned into...what the town usually does, actually. So at that moment, he warped SpongeBob and Jr. into a boatmobile. Because, hey, what would you do if you were warped into a car and had to drive it right then and there. The boatmobile crashes, Junior's dad is informed, but he doesn't give a fuck, so Jr. stays at school forever, until Skodwarde warps him out, causing the school to never move an inch again. The end. The ocean is still white, by the way. Congratulations.
  7. funtastic. I normally hide the taskbar.
  8. With my local university's subreddit, I can experience all of the baked 20 year olds at 3:00 AM with just a single click!

  9. I recently installed Rainmeter in order to get a bit more of a kick with customizing my desktop. It's very novice-y, I suppose, but it sure looks better than a few icons and the default Windows 7 background/basic bar.
  10. This new computer of mine runs Windows 7 Home Premium, which I'm fine with, really.
  11. Of course. I live and breathe Squidward.
  12. Whoa, SB Wiki. You give the worst Drastical, Not Dead Ted a page but Grandmaul Granny is reduced to a "minor character"? Shaaaaaaaameeeeee.

  13. For some odd reason, 2 out of 3 Revenge of The Flying Dutchman (GC) reviews on GameFAQs recommend you play the console port of The Sims. I love The Sims, but I'm not sure how you compare a mediocre licensed platformer to a timeless classic.

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Spat (KK) A *free* limited edition sword for SpongeBob's 13th anniversary. Its aura seems to weaken everyday, suggesting it will eventually lose its ability to hurt others. (Note: It's as powerful as the Basic Sword; if you have a better sword, you can get this as a collectors item.)1
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Lollipop Sword (KK) A limited edition sword for Octerror Fest 2012. Its aura seems to weaken everyday, suggesting it will eventually lose its ability to hurt others. (Note: It's as powerful as the Basic Sword; if you have a better sword, you can get this as a collectors item.)1
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Holiday Spell Book (GG) A limited edition spell book for Christmas 2012. Its aura seems to weaken everyday, suggesting it will eventually lose its ability to hurt others. (Note: It's as powerful as the Basic Spell Book; if you have a better spell book, you can get this as a collectors item.)1
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