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Majesty Yuka

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Majesty Yuka last won the day on November 1 2019

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  1. “-But what’s wrong with that? So that’s why I want to live with that pain. because it’s proof he still lives on inside of me.” FLTBC said while the two stared at the grave of Jebediah. “But I’ve only come to feel this way because you and this child are with me.” FLTBC gently felt on her pregnant belly. Enshou turned around and started walking away without a word. “So Enshou, don’t you die in battle and forget me. You must live longer than me and cry when I die.” Enshou reflected deeply on these words as he was moving farther from sight, That was the last time I spoke with her, she said she would continue to live with the pain- FLTBC then punched her stomach as hard as she could, Enshou spun around and ran back to her, getting on his knees. “NOOOOO LIL ENSHOOOUU- though I totally support your decision to yeetus the fetus, FLTBC. Our child would have been an abomination.” He got up and dusted himself off, his little fantasy world collasped as the detectives facepalmed. “Come on why are you trying to add to this world Sir, we got to go! This place is crumbling!” Stephen grabbed a hold of his hand as they all started to bolt it as Jebediah’s mind was crumbling around them, slowly turning back into the void it once was before when he was imprisoned. The ballroom had disappeared, Roberta and Suave quickly opened a portal and flew into it. “WORMY YOU COWARD!” Enshou shouted. “And I thought better of you Sex god.” He crossed his arms. The mortals kept running through the tunnels dungeons, avoding falling debris at every turn. “Haha, see Overlord, the baby bump just was an imaginary pillow!” FLTBC pulled it out from under her dress, Enshou made a shocked Woutuber thumbnail face. “That would explain a lot since we haven’t had sex much after BOD arrived.” Enshou got hit in the head by some debris, knocking out and falling back into Stephen’s arms. “What happens if we don’t make it out in time?!” Haji exclaimed. “Then you’ll all become like me inside a mind! Ooh, more imaginary friends to play with!” FLTBC clapped her hands excitedly. “Yeah we’ll certainly become imaginary if we are crushed to death.” Umibozu got ahead of everyone and slid through the final dungeon cave, suddenly it completely collasped with rocks covering the door. The others stood at the other side of it anxiously worried. “W-What are we gonna do now?” Heiji asked. Umibozu simply punched the landslide of rocks, shattering them into pebbles. “COME ON!” He yelled. They continued outside of the dungeon and into the open air. The sky had turned eerily dark, a great thunderstorm was happening and started to spew off purple and green lightning everywhere. They ran through the village, the ye olde buildings crumbling and falling before their very eyes. FLTBC too immersed in her surroundings that she didn’t notice bricks from one shop were about to fall onto her head. “LOOK OUT!” Kintoki swooped her up and away from the pile. He continued to carry her, looking determined and straight ahead while FLTBC just stared at him in awe. “Come back again brave warriors!” The deteriorating Lord George waved to them as they passed him by. His skin melted off his face and his burnt black bones on his still alive body then crumbled into dust. The world itself was completely crumbling behind each step they took forward, literally trying to beat them before Jebediah’s consciousness would fade. They saw a bright light at the end of the dark void, sprinting even faster. “HOW ARE WE GONNA OPEN IT BOSS?!” Haji yelled. “THE ONE WAY WE KNOW HOW, HAJI. CONTROLLED CHAOS!” Roberta and Suave came out of a portal right at the bright light. They made it larger enough for the mortals to be able to pass through. “Come on! Hurry!” Roberta urged them. “IT’S NOW OR NEVER KIDS!” Heiji yelled. They all stepped inside of it at the same time the final part off Jebediah’s world collasped. The next moment they awoke, they saw Poe was frantically flying over their wet and cold bodies inside the Long Wohn after dragging them all out himself. He pecked at Umibozu’s bald noggin to make sure he was alive but the yato shooed him away. They all groaned as they sat up from the restaurant’s floor. “We really did it..” Stephen rather surprised. He took off his captain’s hat and brushed back his hair. Enshou was sucking his thumb next to him, still peacefully asleep. Heiji put his arms around his protégés in joy. Umibozu got off the ground and walked over to the ice hole, surveying it for himself. He heard a loud thump underneath it, the coffin was sinking lower and lower into the lake until it went through the ground itself, still continuing where he couldn’t see it. He raised an eyebrow but got up from one knee. Kintoki looked down into his arms where FLTBC was. “Where did that lady go...” Kintoki looked around for answers. “Probably back into his conscience.” Stephen looked over at Enshou still sucking his thumb. “C’aww!” Poe trying to drag another person out of the ice hole, getting Umibozu to help him. “What in the hell..” Stephen stood up and approached them. FLTBC loudly coughed as Umibozu gave her his cape to get warmer. “FLTBC..?” “Captain?” She asked back. The detectives then circled her as well. “How is this even possible, she was just an image of Yuka.” Umibozu said staring at her who was just as confused. “Quite the mystery but I say that’s hardboiled mystery solving enough for one day. Who’s up for some Camus and Burgers?” Heiji asked them. “Yeah!” Haji and Kintoki smiled and started to walk away with their boss. “Come on Sir.” Stephen smiled over his shoulder. Enshou then opened one eye up, “FLTBC?” They walked outside the restaurant, casually strolling through the chaos of the drag queens vs the Dakini. “Take this!” Azumi blew a visible kiss in the direction of one of the Dakini. “AAAH, I’M IN LOVE!” The man put a hand to his forehead and overdramatically fell to the ground. Meanwhile inside the restaurant, Jebediah’s purple crystal popped out of the ice hole and into the air, Roberta flew out of a portal and quickly grabbed it. She put it in her bag for safe keeping. She noticed Umibozu standing there looking at her and nodded to him, “I’m gonna collect Jazzy.” He nodded back and watched her as she went back into the portal, disappearing as quickly as she came. Umibozu walked over to the cashier counter and leaned against it for some time. He smiled and decided to wait there until his idiot son returned from whatever he was doing. He had a lot to tell to both his kids once he would see them. Poe flew on his shoudler and cocked his head. “Yeah, yeah. And I’ll take you to the Old Man after I’m done here.” Umibozu gently petted his beak. Stephen and the others had walked off the ice and tread through the snow, still freezing from their wet clothes. They could be heard in the midst of a conversation. “So where do you think you’ll go, Lady?” Stephen asked. Enshou stumbling out of the rink, taking off his boot and dumping the water out of it which had a fish inside of it. He sped walk up to them and pushed his way in between FLTBC and Stephen. “She’ll be living on Burei in the castle with us, Captain. You’ll make a fine edition to one of the tops of my minion army, FLTBC.” He said, she smiled. “Well I already know all there is to know about Buerian politics, Overlord! Maybe I can study abroad for a change.” She replied. “You could study on Earth, there’s lots to learn about how things work here!” Haji chimmed in. “And what better way to learn about Earth than through the eyes of a detective.” Heiji said, Haji and Kintoki turned their heads to him, shocked. “What you did back there was very hardboilian, Lady-san. What do you say? Care to join us and our unending venture for action, justice and tomfoolery?” Heiji smiled as the trio looked at her, Haji and Kintoki were in suspense waiting for a reply. “That sounds wonderful! I’d love to!” FLTBC grinned, Haji and Kintoki cheered. “Wait Boss, we barely have enough room in your tightpacked apartment for the two of us!” Haji said. “Well Genghai-san is always looking for some help around the place. You could stay with us if you like, FLTBC.” Kintoki offered. “I’d love to! Thank you!” She replied back. Enshou’s expression went dark. “...You gotta be fucking kidding me.” He said. “I promise I’ll visit Burei as much as possible, Overlord.” FLTBC kissed him on the cheek, Enshou made an annoyed sigh. “Fine. You better keep your word on that FLTBC. Come on Captain, let’s go celebrate a late Hanukkah.” Enshou then smirked. “Yes Sir!” Stephen pulled out a fully lit candelabra and the two walked away in another direction. The four detectives continued heading into Edo. While on the ice rink both sides were starting to get tired of their fighting but continued on. Tatsuma was gracefully making figure eights through all the mayhem while Mikey looked like he was dying from exhaustion “Ahahahaha! Come on Lieutenant! We gotta break the world record for longest nonstop skating!” Tatsuma cheered him on. “I-I.. I’m gonna pass out now.” Lt Simon collasped in the ice. Somewhere in space with their ship, Mutsu could be seen rolling her eyes. As Ougai was slaying the powerful crossdressers or moreso they were just skating around him pretending to have been slaid, one of his men whispered in his ear.” “Soutatsu was captured..?” He said in shock. Hedoro came gracefully skating up to him. “Well it looks like the Earthlings weren’t as weak and treacherous as you thought, Ougai-san.” Hedoro softly said and Ougai let out a big sigh. “Retreat!” Ougai yelled out to his men, they dropped whatever they were doing. Azumi pulled out a pen and paper from his shirt and wrote out his number to some excited Dakini. The Saigou whistled and the crossdressers dramatically skated out of rink to meet him. “All this action~ has made us tired! What do we do now Mama?” One of them said. At that moment the ice rink started to crack from the sheer amount of abuse it had been suffering and Tatsuma and Mikey bolted out of it just as the ice completely crumbled up into pieces, miraculously and thankfully the restaurant stayed afloat. “That was my only source of entertainment in this entire arc! Now what will we do Lt?” Tatsuma said bummed out. Suddenly the Wurvivor chopper flew above them and Ketsuno pulled out her megaphone. “Follow us and watch the GRAND FINALE OF WURVIVOR LIVE downtown!” The crossdressers and tradesmen eagerly nodded and started to run. Meanwhile the detectives were walking through the city streets now. “You know FLTBC, now that you’re a real person you could totally pick out a name if you like.” Haji said. “Ohh.. a real name. I’d really have to think about that.” She scratched her non-imaginative chin. “You’ll have plenty of time to think of one now, Lady-san. You got the mind of a hardboiled detective.” Heiji said, FLTBC smiled and nodded. Kintoki then excitedly picked FLTBC up in the air and twirled her around. “Oh this is so exciting, now there’s four of us! Who knows all the adventures we’ll have!” Kintoki then opened his eyes and looked directly into hers for the first time, His pupils shrunk, he then realized what he was doing. The android put her down and awkwardly looked away flustered. FLTBC just put a hand to her face and giggled a little. “..This might get a little more awkward than we thought, Boss.” Haji whispered to Heiji who also had made a confused and uncomfortable face. The chopper finally arrived at the center of the city, citizens were lined up behind the ropes and guards of the set. “Wow, I know the city is literally falling apart and we can be murdered in cold blood by several amanto species that hate us but I can’t believe we snagged a spot in front row!” Pakuyasa excitedly said behind one of the barriers to Ikumatsu who smiled. Their hands accidentally touched as they leaned against the railing and they both retracted them, blushing. “Hello everyone and welcome back to the FINALE of the WURVIVOR! Shinsuke, Pirako and Otae our Final Three are all lined up to face the greatest obstacle of the game yet! Climbing Edo’s Terminal Station!” “Is that even legal? Wouldn’t they get killed by an aircraft if they don’t die from the fall?” Tetsuko asked Tatsumi. “Don’t worry babe, we have the entire fire department right here just in case!” Tatsumi kissed her guns. “I can’t believe I got shoved from massive screentime just to see Shinny make an ass of himself on live TV, again. He’s probably gonna lose, anything heigher than 5 foot scares him.” Gintoki said fully decked out in supportive merchandise of Shinsuke’s face and a number one foam finger, Shinpachi’s face just darkened. “Go Boss Lady! Go Pirako-chan! Woo!” Kagura cheered. Pirako, Shinsuke and Otae looked at the building from the base they were at. Otae and Shinsuke looked at it nervously but Pirako spit on her hands and grabbed onto the rope attached to her harnness. The other two followed and so would begin the slow progress for the grand million dollar prize. ———————— “Your Majesty, a gift from your older brother.” A pair of Oukokuan guards dropped a tied up Soutatsu at Barkas’s feet of his castle’s throne room. Barkas raised one eyebrow, Soutatsu was making the same ugly scowling face as usual. “He is being charged for his war crimes on Earth. He also finally admitted to poisoning your father the Royal Highness. What do you wish to do with him?” Soutatsu stared straight ahead of him as Barkas kept looking at the former Shinra leader. “Go on your Majesty, kill me already. My soul has already been dead for a long time.” Soutatsu squinted his eyes. “I don’t think I will..” Barkas then untied his ropes himself. “W-what..” Soutatsu dropped the rope off of him and then stood up. “Why didn’t you kill me, Barkas..” “All these years of army service and yet you still don’t know the meaning of being a soldier, Soutatsu.” The Shinra man raised an eyebrow at these words. Barkas continued to clarify his point. “You have suffered enough, I have suffered enough. Would our fathers want us to continusly engage in our worlds hate against each other? Even if I slain you there would be just another man filled with wrath and revenge in his heart. I am not gonna allow this.” Barkas extended his hand out to Soutatsu who just looked at it in shock. “You’re seriously trusting someone like me again..?” He said rather taken back. Before the blue haired man knew it, he heard a familiar voice behind him. “Soutatsu-san, we can’t do this without you. We’re an united army together against a universe filled with enough enemies.” Ougai crossed his arms. Soutatsu turned around to see, Eren, Fumiko, Enshou with Stephen, Shige, recovering Sooyoung and the Skolexians next to him. “Plus, you like, totally interrupted my Hankukkah subplot. I’m reporting that as antiseptic.” Enshou crossed his arms. “Sir, it’s.. nevermind.” Stephen said. Soutatsu stood there for once without an angry look to him. “So what do you say, Soutatsu?” Barkas asked. Soutatsu stood there for some silent moments before he looked away and extended his hand. Barkas met his and gave him a hearty handshake. Soutatsu finally faced him and gave him a slight smile. The two broke it off and the others came up to them in positive spirits. “So where are we gonna build this new Liberation headquarters of ours, big admiral?” Eren said patting Barkas on the shoulder with his flipper. “I was thinking.. on Shinra.” Barkas smiled at Soutatsu who looked surprised once again but smiled. “I would be honored to.” Soutatsu nodded. Shige went to put his hand on his shoulder but Soutatsu flipped around and pointed a ninja star at him. Everyone stared at him shocked. “Sorry Shogun-sama, force of habit..” He sheepishly put it away. Shige just made a mild chuckle and grabbed him in an unexpected hug. Suddenly Bores, B.H. and Tatakin came hopping in the room, in who also had been tied up to be punished. They fell on their faces, Bores sweared out in frustration. “What about us Boss?” Hercules asked Soutatsu who just loudly sighed. “Well, you three did help me out a lot. After we give Kada-Hime a proper burial you’re free to help us on Shinra with building the headquarters, I guess.” He redundantly said. “LOOKS LIKE ITS TIME FOR A LITTLE CONSTRUCTION BOYS.” Bores broke free from his bindings as did the other two. The trio gave each other a loud high five. “And you ugly peasants all call me the odd ball of the group. Come on Captain, we WILL have our Hanukkah subplot.” Enshou snapped his black acrylic fingers and turned around with his dark cape flowing behind him, Stephen following close. Everyone else there had their faces darkened as he walked away. Fumiko then leaned in to whisper to Soutatsu, “Next time you plan on getting stabby chief, maybe aim it towards that guy.” He nodded in agreement, Barkas’s expression just darkened. Ougai then turned to Sooyoung, “Hey Sooyoung, how are you feeling? You’ve been rather quiet.” She communicated something in his head. “You’re right, with the Tendoshu’s feat you would think we’d be celebrating... But all that happened was the smaller predator was eaten up by the scariest beast on the food chain. And now all the vulnerable is freely open for him to prey upon.” The two leaders continued staring straight ahead as the rest of them were still congratulating Barkas. The screen cuts to a zoom up of Nobunobu closing his phone and putting it back in his shirt pocket. “Welp, looks like Shige headed back to Oukoku after all, they got them blue haired bastard in chains or somethin’. “..Probably should’ve had said that outloud..” He was still aboard the terrorist ship with his little cousin at the mercy of the shipmates. Before he knew it though, Katsura, Matako, Takechi and Elizabeth with the rest of their crew returned to their ship. “Big cous-“ Nobunobu got up defensively in front of Soyo as the terrorists folded their arms. The pressure in that room was intense until Katsura nodded and his crew stepped aside for the royals to exit the front door to the Shinsengumi just outside. Nobunobu nodded back as he met gazes with the terrorist captain right as he stepped out. “Oi come on your highnesses before those crazed extremists pull out weapons.” Hijikata said turning around once the royals were okay. They begun escorting them away from Edo’s bay area and into a private limo with the dogs as well. “Whoever thought we’d see the day when we were working with those greasy piglets, eh Hijikata-san? NobuNobu-sama?” Sougo said, Nobu just looked straight ahead and nodded, knowing exactly what he meant aiming it at him. “Sougo, what the hell are you doing.” Hijikata said as he was driving the car. Sougo had a skull in one hand and a script in the other for reasons this author wasn’t gonna explain either. “Seems like white coats aren’t the only ones willing to bend back rules and come crying for our help when the Bakufu have a bigger threat than us on their backs, huh Katsura-sama?” Matako said as the main terrorists were still leaning on their door. It was silent for a moment. “Sometimes I wonder who’s helping who..” Katsura simply said. His crew begun to reflect on his words as they started heading inside to celebrate their second Christmas together as a united family. “Hey guys, Shinsuke is still hanging in there in the competition!” Kyoushirou said putting back on the television for the rest of the members to watch. Matako with stars in her eyes eagerly ran to the couch as Bansai, Kyuubei, Takechi followed to sit next to the bunch of bandmates. Katsura and Elizabeth were hanging out beside the wall as the Oukoku put back on his Renho disguise. “Long month?” Katsura smiled. -Eh, rather not think about it. A thing of a king’s past as far as this terrorist’s concerned.- Elizabeth shrugged it off. “Elizabeth, I’m really proud of you you know. This has been quite hard for you and I’m not just talking about what happened to your brother. You have dealt with a lot of personal changes in the past year but you put inside all your reserveness and doubts to come out of your shell and help Barkas out. And for that I’m really proud of you.” Katsura put a hand on his best friend’s shoulder. Elizabeth made an embarassed kind of smirk in his costume that he thought thankfully his friend couldn’t see. -Family bonds run much deeper than I ever thought, no matter how many years apart.- Elizabeth and then Katsura looked over at the rest of the crew intensely into the TV program, sharing snacks and cheering on their captain to win. -..I guess that emotion I felt is how you feel with that midget after all those years seperated.- “And I’d feel that way with anyone here if we were seperated, Your Majesty.” Katsura patted him on the shoulder. The warm buzz of conversation around them and Christmas decorations continued inside the boat, Elizabeth briefly looked outside one of the small circular windows and caught a glimpse of a figure idly standing there in the rapid falling snow. He raised an eyebrow. -That’s odd, I thought all the black coats had left by now.- Elizabeth signed, he squinted his eyes trying to make out who it was. Katsura begun looking as well. Once some of the snow storm had cleared, Katsura and Elizabeth could better make out who it was. Katsura’s pupils shrunk. “Nizou...” Katsura softly said. Elizabeth then make a loud whistle with his flippers and beak, getting everyone else’s attention. He gestured them to come closer, their faces went pale as well. “K-Katsura-sama.. how is this possible after Okinawa..?” Matako said fearfully. Katsura furrowed his eyebrows. ———- Yuka could hear the sound of a door creaking open causing her wake up. She slowly opened up where her eyes would be and sat up in bed. She then turned around to see Roberta in her bedroom by her dresser. Yuka pushed up against the headboard in fear, Roberta heard this and turned around, “D-Don’t be frightened! Please. Sorry I was just.. didn’t want to wake you up.. Valentino said I could just pick up Jazzy here. We finally defeated Jebediah.” Yuka looked surprised, not sure if we was more surprised they defeated that nightmare of a Bureian or that Valentino had trusted that woman enough to leave her alone in a room with her. Yuka eased up a little but still kept her guard up. “We’re gonna use Jebediah’s purple crystal to restore the Altana inside Jazzy.” Roberta explained. Yuka nodded a little and then turned her head away. Roberta looked at her for a moment in sorrow but then looked down. The angel then snapped her fingers and the Stairway to Heaven appeared. Roberta looked ahead and begun climbing it, but suddenly Yuka spoke up, “What.. the hell is wrong with you Roberta...” Roberta paused and looked a little confused at this statement. “..How am I suppose to attend to your grave when you’re in and out the living realm now? To an empty casket?” Roberta got tearful not knowing to smile or not if it would offend Yuka, so she just looked down. Yuka misinterpreted it as her being upset with her half-joke. She slithered outof bed and spoke up to ease the awkward tension a bit, “Roberta. I need to be alone. I will be damaged for a very, very long time about everything...please understand.” Roberta felt very surprised at that last part, it almost seemed friendly. “I completely understand. Thanks for even talking to me, Yukes. T-that means a lot, more than you could imagine.” More tears streamed down Roberta’s face as she nodded and continued up departing from her ex-lover once again. Yuka was safe and okay as long as Roberta stayed away, the Skolexian was content with that. But then Roberta shook her head and went back down, Yuka raised an eyebrow where it would be. Roberta snapped off an edge of the crystal and then did a chant. She crushed it in her hands and then blew it into the air. Before Yuka knew it, the purple dust was swirling around her and lifted her up into the air. Roberta put her hand up as the spinning Altana produced a blinding light and then exploded. It safely carried Yuka down to the ground. Yuka opened her eyes to a very familiar sight of her own hands in front of her. “My..my body..” Yuka put her hands on her arms and face in disbelief, looking at herself. Roberta made a shy little smile not looking at her, “It’s amazing what some chants and crystals can do huh, Yukes? Don’t tell the gods learned that trick. We’re on good terms but they might be pissed at me for sacrificing some crystal for Jazzy for you. I could only get it to its previous state but it should hold it up and you’ll probably be able to morph freely!” Yuka got up from the ground, standing some feet away from the other woman. Roberta looked awkwardly around, scratching her neck.” I-I know I can’t exactly resurrect the dead Yukes otherwise I would. But honestly you’re perfect like this too, it has a-always been b-b-beautiful to me-“ “Thank you, Roberta.” Some long moments went by and they broke their hug, a frozen Roberta just walked backwards with the fish bowl and onto the staircase. “I-I.. have to go talk to Sophia..” She uttered out. The two kept a locked view on each other the entire time, Yuka looking somber as Roberta with a look of shock, until she faded away. Yuka then snapped out of it with a surprised expression. “Wait, ...Sophia?” Yuka’s bedroom door then came busting open by a gooey hand. ”SORELLA! Are ya alrite?! I heard a lotta noise comin’ in hereah- S-S-Sorella?! YA BODY IS BACK?! YO SKELS! FEMURSON! GET IN HERAH!” Roberta went back to Heaven, her and Suave were met with a wonderful celebration of raining confetti and cheering people as they got there with the cure for Jazzy. Suave broke away for some time and then came back with a pep in his step, “Father says the purple transfusion will work! Isn’t that great Robes? ..Robes?!” However Roberta was still completely frozen with her look of shock. She put her hands on her chest, the embrace and warm scent of Yuka still lingering on her where the ex-lovers bodies met. Meanwhile on Earth, Valentino had Skele and Femurson knelt down in playful headlocks. “I’m tellin’ ya! We gotta go hit up tha pizza joint across tha street and celebrate with a cheesy holiday pie! Dis is a Christmas miracle! Whatya say, Yukes? .. Yukes?!” Yuka had a blank expression as she kept staring at the wall where the stairway previously was, her mind not even on her restored physical state or Valentino and the others babbling about. After some time she let out a slight smile. —————- Oboro was digging his feet into the sand of a secluded beach as the sounds of seagulls and waves crashing and splashing were very apparent. His knees were up to his chest as he was in a deep thought. “Who knew Sensei could travel at will to a place like this.. Or who knew I could.” Oboro had been there for several hours already, but felt like his medication was only just beginning. The fact he even got to that location with mere simple actions and thoughts was alarming. If he could do this so easily, how would the rest of his powers change the world once he tapped into them? Did he even want to tap into something that enormously dangerous and possibly unlimited? He couldn’t even face the Sensei of the past at the moment because like how he fixed the unraveling of the universes by himself, he had to do this again by himself otherwise he wouldn’t grow as a person. As he was getting more lost in the deep end of his mind, he thought he heard a peculiar faint buzzing sound in the back of his subsconscious. He shrugged it off merely as an illusion and resumed his train of thought. But the sound gradually become less faint and less like a buzz. Oboro paused all his thoughts to address the noise which was increasingly becoming stressful for him. He furrowed his eyebrows and put his hands to his forehead, trying to concentrate on it. That’s when he heard it, his entire body went cold and numb. He lost any sort of realization he had on the outside world on the bone chilling familiar tone of that voice... that damn, cursed voice.. “Hello Oboro.~” “Jebediah-dono.. How could that truly be you? Your soul is imprisoned inside a void.” Oboro said very serious and uneasily now. “We share blood my dear Oboro. As they say, blood runs thicker than water. Your Sensei also had these powers with me.” “I-impossible..” Oboro stood up from the sandy floor looking around the palm trees of the tropics. “Hmmm?~ He never told you? Well get use to all the things he failed to mention to his ‘prized first student’. Such as the fact we were in regular contact all these centuries. Especially during Okiwana! We talked endlessly during that time.” If Oboro didn’t have chill sweats and a pale face, he certainly did now. “What do you want Jebediah-dono...” Oboro regained his composure and now fearlessly stared at the sky. “Relax. I don’t want anything, at the moment at least. But remember...” Jebediah said this last part rather seriously and paused drawing the white haired man’s attention even more. “I may not input myself in your most critical trials to come ahead. I may not talk to you for days, weeks, months, years, centuries, millennia.. But I will always be there. Whenever you feel like I have finally given up on you, when you have a quiet rest after a long day, whenever you are peacefully sound asleep, I will be there to communicate through our minds interlinked together for all eternity of your immortality. You will never ever even for a moment forget who I am, Oboro. I am greater than you, I am greater than your teacher or I am greater anyone who has ever lived and died inside or outside the comic book. And the wrath of my revenge on its universes will be greater than any reset or unravel imaginable. With that I bid you farewell Keeper of Peace. Enjoy the beaches of Bermuda, I’ve heard they’re lovely this time of year.” Jebediah was silent after this, Oboro fell to his knees and stared at the skies surrounding the Triangle. ——————— “Hey can you not vacuum so loud? Geez.” Billy said as he laid about on the couch as Ungyou vacuumed under his feet. Ungyo just stared ahead and kept cleaning. Then a portal opened and an individual stepped outside of it. “Wormy Mommy!” Gedomaru got up from the living room and hugged her around the waist. Roberta returned it. “Aah, almost forgot.” She handed over the Bang skull to the kid. “Perfect! Thank you!” Gedomaru excitedly clutched onto it and put it on top of her skull throne. Billy painfully sat up on the couch and looked over it. He turned back around and resumed watching the TV, grabbing the remote to flip through the channels. “Nice outfit Wormy, but your little girlfriend is that a way.” Billy lazily pointed to the ceiling. Roberta stepped in fromt of his plasma tv, still smirking. “Yo your stupid slimey worm body is blocking my football!” She then turned off screen’s power button, Billy scrambled up. “HEY!” “You honestly weren’t gonna tell me. Were you Bills?” Roberta crossed her arms. “How stupid your get up is? Congratulations, did you get your wings?” He said sarcastically. He went to pick up the remote but she snatched it from him and his face darkened. “They made me a Cherub actually.” He looked a little surprised but laid back in the sofa again. “You gave your Pops a tremendous amount of energy to fuel that last dream catcher, didn’t you? That wasn’t just all of his power alone.” “That would explain why Billy-sama is acting more of a lazy ass than usual.” Gedomaru stated from her throne. Ungyo was wrapping up the cord of the vacuum in the corner but nodded agreeingly. Billy squinted his eyes. “UHHH ‘NEWSFLASH’ as your caterpillar crawlin’ ass always says, I was stuck here the entire time. How could I even have reached that Old Fart up there if I’m banished forever from there?” He asked. “You tell me. It’s like you’ve said before Bills, you and your brothers are all connected, you can sense when something is wrong. Daddy’s little favorite temporarily was in telepathic connection with him.” “Tsssk.” Billy sunk even deeper in the couch and rolled on his stomach. “Even if that was true, it’s not like those stuck ups would ever acknowledge what I did for them this time.” He buried his head in arms into the arm of the sofa. “I didn’t come here just to pass some greetings, dude. I came to bring you to the celebration ceremony in Heaven.” At this Gedomaru and Ungyou looked very surprised. Billy peaked his eye out of his arms and then slowly stood up from it. “What did you just say..?” He asked. Roberta just sighed and put her hands on his shoulders. “Billy, you have done a lot for me over the years. More than I ever deserved. You never gave up on me even when the entire universe had. You and I are both in the same in so many ways that it was only fair that I showed the amount of trust, faith and love you showed to me back to everyone else to prove who you truly are. You’re a damn hero Billy. There, you got me to finally say it you assface.” Billy made a sort of chuckling smirk and put a hand to his face. The angel walked away from the living room, snapped her fingers and the Stairway to Heaven appeared just beside the poker table. “You deserve more than anyone else to walk up these stairs with me to the party. Now, are you gonna join me and visit your recovering Fishy bro?” Billy finally wiped his hand off his face. “I don’t think I’d exactly fit up there, Robes.” But before he knew it, Gedomaru and Ungyou had locked their arms around each of his. The God looked caught off guard. “That makes four of us, then.” Gedomaru stated. Billy stared at the staircase for a long moment and begun to walk chained together with his friends as Roberta joined in. “Can’t believe you bozos talked me into this.” Roberta and the other two smiled at these words. The four took the first step up and slowly worked their way up to the clouds high above. ———— “Welcome back to the exciting conclusion of Wurvivor!” Ketsuno exclaimed as the crowds around her cheered. “Don’t look down Shinsuke.. don’t look down...” He kept telling himself. The three of them were now half way up the chrome terminal. It was quite tiring but at least they weren’t strangers to climbing after their previous ice challenge. Even as a trained samurai use to hardship, Shinsuke’s legs were getting a pounding by the stress onto them. “Gotta... do this for Honey..” Pirako had Otae and Shinsuke beat by some feet, but her zealous efforts were starting to catch up with her. She slacked back for a few moments catching her breath, Otae used this pause to take a big stride upwards. Both the black and white coats arrived to the scene after they dropped off the royals to a secret place of safety once the castle could be repaired. Hijikata took out a cigarette once stepping out of the car and shook his head st the event. “I don’t know how this was approved.” He said. “The Shogun-sama is quite a Wurvivor fan, so that’s how. Though us white coats being assigned to work down here with you filthy coats instead of being with them is a crime in itself.” Isaburo said fastly typing Nobume who was watching said royals somewhere. Hijikata let out an annoyed click and looked away. “Now then Lady Who Shall be Named Later-“ Heiji started. “I would have went with FLTBA Boss. Fake Lady To Be Announced!” Haji chimmed in. “You see Jebby, what is the first thing you do?” He asked. The four were in one of Genghai’s abandoned sheds filled with all sorts of gadgets. “Uhh, Uhh. Buy him some Camus. No. Take his wallet! No.. Stare at the wall! No.... Call his bird friends to help him sing a little tune and sweep the Overlord’s Dark Castle of Doom. Darn!” She snapped her fingers in disappointment. Heiji got behind her and put his hands on her shoulders. “Come on kid, you got this.. Remember your hardboilian training of twenty minutes since our last subplot ended.” He urged her. She took a deep breath in and eyed the Jebby bag. “Okay..” She put up her boxing gloves again but right as she was about to punch it, she pulled out a coconut cream pie out of nowhere onto the bag instead. “SPLAT! ACME BOMB!” FLTBC threw an old timey bomb at it and it blew up. “WHOMP WHOMP WHOMP!” She spun around on the heels of her shoes and then rolled up her sleeve while scrunching her face at the mutilated bag. “WHHHY I OUGGHTTA... PUT ‘EM UP! PUT ‘EM UP!” She circled her fists around. “Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck. Exit left, stage right!” She got in a frozen motion to run away. “WILMAAAAA!” She fell to the floor dramatically, looking at the gods heavens above. Heiji and Haji clapped impressed, their eyes watering up. Heiji wiped a proud tear from his eye. “-BLUSH ACTIVATED.-“ The two turned to flustered Kintoki who sheepishly covered up the sensors voice box inside of his abodemen. “Boss, look! It’s almost time for end of the Wurvivor Arc!” Haji pointed to her Wickey Wouse gloves watch. “Great Scott, kids! That’s enough training for one day, we gotta vamoose!” Heiji pulled out a black hole from his cartoon pocket, he then grabbed all three of them with one arm and jumped into it. They jumped out of it, Kintoki landing in Haji’s strong child arms. “Nice catch!” He said, she smiled and put him down. “Dear God... this large of a crowd makes me miss the Wacy’s Thankgiving Parade.” Heiji dropped his cigar from his mouth and on the floor. However, he didn’t know it a parked gasoline tank truck was next to him. It fell in a puddle of leaking oil and then burst into flames. The flames then caught the truck on fire, exploding it into the air and sending it straight into the terminal, which started to catch on fire. “BOSS!!!!!” Haji yelled. “I-I.... BARELY DID ANYTHING! Why do these things keep happening to us!?” Haji blubbered, falling to the floor. Kintoki then slapped him. “You gotta snap out of it Boss! Sorry, I didn’t mean to slap you. But in times of situations like this its at our upmost we focus on the safety citizens of Edo at hand. I don’t make it a habit of using physical violence, except of course if it involves self defe-“ Haji proceeded to slap Kintoki and FLTBC slapped him as well a seconds later. “Sorry I thought this was another training exercise!” She said. “We got to evacuate all the citizens here. Someone’s got to get to the chopper to rescue the Wurvivor contestants!” Hijikata ordered his men who begun filing out. Isaburo begun ordering out his men as well. Sougo ran up to them, panting. “Hijikata-san! I think one of our men already got to the chopper.” The man told him. They squinted their eyes and behold the individual. “SAITOU-SAN WAIT!” Hijikata and Sougo yelled but it was too late, the chopper came spiraling down back to Earth as people were screaming and running away. The impact firey explosion was heading fast for the citizens. Gintoki grabbed Kagura as him and Shinpachi were running for their damn lives. “OIII THIS IS NOT WHAT TOTALLY MAIN CHARACTERED FOOOOOORRR!” Gintoki screamed out as the fire was coming up quickly behind them. “That was the last of the choppers after Saitou did that the last arc too..” Sougo said to Hijikata as they were just staring at the roaring blaze of the downtown city. Hijikata clenched his hands in his hair in disbelief of the level of escalation this was happening at. “We got to help our fellow officers. Kids you know what to do!” Heiji said. “On it Boss!” The trio replied back and got into formation. “WAIT BOSS THIS IS RIDICULOUS THIS WON’T SAVE THE FIRES!” Haji yelled. “I GOT IT!” Tetsuno blasted Heiji with gallons of water out of visible view.. “THAT’S NOT GONNA HELP ANYTHING EITHER!!” Haji exclaimed. “I got an idea, Vice Chief!” Tetsu then ran back into the fiery downtown. “TETSU WAIT!” Isaburo started to run after him. “Don’t look down..” Shinsuke then glimpse to see a bright orange light and then smelled smoke. “DON’T LOOK DOWN DON’T LOOK DOWN. DEAR GOD WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE A HEIGHTS CHALLENGE?!” “What is he screaming about down there now.” Pirako said finally catching up back to Otae. The two then looked down, their surprises were shocked. “Woah where did that fire come from, bro?!” “Oh my this doesn’t seem like a part of the challenge.” Otae commented back. Shinsuke was visibly sobbing. “Unless it is a challenge..” Piracho scratched her chin and then begun reclimbing. “Pirako-chan, I don’t think-!” Otae tried to say but the woman was already further away. She shrugged. “Well, maybe it is.” Isaburo was still chasing Tetsu through the downtown as the buildings close to the terminal were busting with flames. “Testu where are you going?! Damn it. What the hell are you doing you oaf..” Isaburo tried to avoid thinking about the extreme heat he was facing all around him and to focus on the task at hand. He then saw it far above in the smokey distance, Tetsu had been knocked by some debris that had fallen off one of the buildings. “TETSUUU!” The white coat sprinted even faster, despite the heat becoming more intense. He crouched down to Tetsu’s body and started frantically picking off the heavy pieces off of him. “I-Isaburo..?” Tetsu said while opening up one eye. “I can’t feel my legs..” He mumbled out. Isaburo ignored him and tried to heave up a piece of ceiling. “This last piece is too heavy for me to lift up alone, you got to help me Tetsu.” Isaburo grunted. “LISTEN! Don’t fall asleep on me now!” “Isaburo.. I’m sorry.. I thought I could take matters into my own hands but I just proved to be a nuisance to you as always.. Maybe you had the right to want to kill me back then.” He coughed, spacing out again. Isaburo begun tearing up. “No.. Testu.. you are not a nuisance to me.. I’m the nuisance to you. I should be the one being killed. And I should have told you how much you’ve meant to me. But all I have done growing up is pushed you away because I felt embarrassed. When in reality I feel the exact opposite now.” Isaburo’s tears begun running down, Tetsu made a somber and surprised expression, forming tears of his own. “I love you.. And we’re gonna get out of here, Tetsu. Now help me lift this, okay?” “O-O-Okay..” Tetsu even though he was very weak pushed upward with it with the strength he had left. He knew he couldn’t leave this world and his big brother now. The two finally pushed it off of him and embraced in a big sobbing hug. “I love you too.. Isaburo..” After they broke from the embrace, Isaburo managed to piggyback him slowly out of there. But smoke was becoming more intense on their lungs, Isaburo begun coughing up blood and collasped underneath Tetsu. Tetsu laid there, just only able to stare at the pure grey smog above his head. He shakingly pulled out his phone and pressed a number. “Just what I was looking for, a signal. I hope you will hear this... Don’t worry big bro, I’m gonna get us both to safety.” Tetsu begun coughing up harder and harder until he eventually closing his eyes, the camera fading to black with him. But then suddenly he woke up with someone shouting out his name next to him. “Don’t worry, my ping pong buddy. Jackie will get you to safety!” Jackie had the ladder of his emergency chopper lowered down, Tetsu smiled before passing out again. He loaded them on there with the sheer strength of his upper bodder strength and laid them down. He then pressed a button on his Dragoncopter and the bottom of it opened up with a giant water balloon twice its size. “Taste the flames power of a REAL dragon evil arson!” He pressed it again and it dropped down below onto the terminal and buildings around it, instantly pulling it out. The citizens on the outskirts of town cheered but Shinpachi’s face went paled “SISSSTTTERRRR!” He screamed. However he then heard the sound of the Dragoncopter above him. He looked up and Jackie slid down the ladder. “Do not worry Shinpachi-san!” Jackie smiled, “..How do you know my name..” He said in a monotone. Pirako, Otae and Shinsuke peaked out of the chopper, Shinpachi made a smile of relief. Meanwhile close by the hardboilian detectives were being arrested by the Shinsen and placed in cuffs. “Didn’t Enshou tell us Jebediah killed him?” Kintoki asked as they were escorting them to a car. “Who knows, our Lord works in mysterious ways.” Heiji said quoting the good frenchie himself. Haji made a sigh of despair at their situation her Boss lead them in. “And to think, this happened on such a beautiful sunny day!” FLTBC exclaimed but then gasped. “HHHH! That’s it! I’ll call myself Sunny!” Sunny said as they were pushed inside the squad car. “Hey guys! Look even the writers are usin-“ The door slammed behind them and begun driving them away. Isaburo and Tetsu had been brought down by Jackie and stared at each other from their stretchers. They made little smiles as they were being loaded into the ambulance. Pirako, Otae and Shinsuke were sitting on the ground covered in warm blankets and drinking hot chocolate. Ketsuno walked up to them with two camera men. “I’m so sorry for what happened you three!” She then turned to the cameras. “Folks, we have just witnessed the first ever Wurvivor ending in tragedy.” “But we’re still alive, so like. Who won?” Pirako asked. “Yeah who won?” Shinsuke asked the host. “Well technically none of you did make it to the top. And the challenge was to reach the top of the Terminal.” She plainly said. The three contestants faces went dark at her. “But to avoid any...” She put a hand over her mic and made a gesture to stop rolling and whispered. “Legal issues..” She made another gesture to resume filming, “We’re gonna have a rock paper scissors competition for whatever money in the suitcase that wasn’t burnt on the top of the terminal!” Their faces went dark again. “Who the HELL puts the grand prize up there?!” Pirako said. The trio sighed and begun to play the game with each other. Pirako started with Shinsuke, he threw paper and she threw rock. “NO!” She exclaimed. “YES!” Shinsuke said. He turned to Otae who threw up scissors as he threw up paper. “Damn...” Ketsuno then picked up Otae’s hand high in the sky. “WINNER OF EDO’S WURVIVOR, SHIMURA OTAE!” “Oh my gosh, I can’t believe it!” Otae smiled big as she put her hands to her fade in disbelief. She stood up, Ketsuno got the mostly burnt suitcase handed to her by the director. She slowly opened it up to see the contents. “Huh, twenty-five thousand dollars, it’s not a million but it’s still pretty great!” “Well there you have it folks! Several grueling weeks of intense challenges and incredible players finally led up to an extreme devastating turn out of events that somehow ended on a very positive note! Tune in next time for more unpredictably and drama, here on WURVIVOR!” Ketsuno waved off her cameras. They wrapped it up and then went to get hot cocoa somewhere else. Shinsuke and Pirako got up annoyed and walked away as well. Otae sat there looking at the money as Yorozuya slowly came inching up behind her. “Oi, that would be uhhhh, a perfect amount to you know for rebuilding the work place for your little precious brother...?” Gintoki said. “Alright, Gin-san. I’ll give you the funds to rebuild the Snack Bar and Odd Jobs.” Otae answered. “Wow, really Sis?!” Shinpachi smiled big. “You’re the best Boss Lady!” Kagura collasped her arms around the woman in joy. “W-wow that was easier than I thought.” Gintoki said rather surprised. “But you have to do a favor for me.” Otae said smiling with her eyes closed. “Sure anything, I mean anything for the person who did this for us.” Gintoki scratched his hand on his neck, chuckling it off. The scene cut to the Shimura dojo, the Odd Jobs were sitting merrily at a table when Otae came out of the kitchen with loads of plates and containers filled with mysterious and scary burnt up food. “Try all my recipes from this new cookbook I got!” She smiled and brought out many more after that. “Anything but this.” Gintoki said in a painful tone. Meanwhile Josh, Joe and Steve were inside Mr. Salt’s house and were flipping through the comic book to get to the right page with Edo. “Boy am I glad to finally be on winter break!” Josh said with a smile on his face. “Well a break after a month’s straight of work would do us good. Steve said stretching his arms. “Aw, that’s finally the spirit Stevey!” Joe pointed his finger to the right location. They begun saying their ska-dooes. “I wonder if we missed anything important while we left.” Josh wondered. “Nah, the holidays are usually pretty calm around this time of year.” Joe answered. They begun shrinking and teleporting inside. Their jaws dropped at what laid before them. Tatsumi was continuously hosing down the already put out burnt buildings, the city was completely evacuated and barren of other people. In the corner of their eye they can see the posh golden castle that overthrew Kada’s still there, glitzy and overshadowing the rest of the city. Hijikata came casually walking up to them scribbling some notes for reports. “Oh there you three are, man you missed the biggest disaster we ever had.” Hijikata said with little concern. Joe went to open his mouth, “St-“ “Don’t even say it.” Steve said and the audience laughed. The screen cut to some days later, the detectives were standing on trial for burning the entire city down. “In my defense I had to use real illegally imported cigars, I’d look too old to juul.” Heij said. The judge narrowed his eyes and then banged his gavel. The four were thrown into Edo’s Maximum Prison and had the door slammed behind them. “LEMME OUT LEMME OUT!” ... The Looney Tunes ending card zoomed out to reveal to be on an old timey antenna TV. A pair of silk glove hands were slowly clapping in front of it as the credits to the authors were being played. The individual snapped their fingers and the TV disappeared. They sat down and took a sip of their tea in the vast emptyness imprisoning them. “What a delightful display of comedy those people in Edo made since my absence.” Jebediah closed his eyes, savoring every moment of it. “Mmmm.~ My dear, dearest dear.” He looked down in his teacup, the image of FLTBC’s face appeared in the leaves. “The seed I have planted has just begun. You were my demise and one day I shall make you the demise of the entire real world you now live in. All of you will remember that day marked as the universe’s armageddon and my revelation.” Jebediah made a humming laugh. His teacup and plate disappeared and he got up from the ground. He politely bowed. “Shall I have this dance?” He begun dancing with himself, he twirled around, the camera facing his back as the scene transitions into his back again but this time a long time ago. He was ballroom dancing this time with a woman who he was a stranger to. When their dance led them near the balcony doors, Jebediah took this as an excuse to finally be free. He let go of the woman’s hands but courteously bowed to her and then quickly dashed outside to the balcony. He hung on the railing and wiped his forehead drenched with sweat. “Finally broke away?” The other person there across from him said. Jebediah stood back up and regained his composure. He stared at the dark glow of the night at his kingdom’s castle. “You’re usually quicker at parties to ditch the crowds, Jebby.” “I’ve just never really been a fan of dancing, especially with women I never met. I just wish people wouldn’t care about it so much.” He spoke out his natural accent. He uneasily wringed his hands. “Oh I don’t care that you’re into men too, Jebby.” The lady joked, Jebediah’s face grew dark. “Remind me why you’re here Professor before I toss you and your labcoat over the railing...” Jebediah said in a monotone. “Such the shy and reserved man finally cracking a joke, you invited me here Jebs!” She smiled and jokingly punched his shoulder. She then looked a bit more serious and sighed. Jebediah turned to face her as she stared at the sky. “I’m guessing you and your team haven’t found any change in the atmosphere, Zara.” He said and she ran her hand through her hair. “It’s deteriorating at an even quicker rate than we expected.” She turned around and slouched up against the railing. “Jebs, we’ve been friends for a long time haven’t we? I’m gonna give it to you straight, with all the strains of war and pollution this damn planet won’t survive another thirty, maybe even less than twenty years.” Jebediah pinched the bridge of his nose in grief. There was a brief dreadful silence as inside the bright castle it was bursting with joyfulness and partying. “Despite everything Burei has accomplished for millennia after millennia, evolution, enlightenment, arts, intellect.. and yet we still act like damn cavemen killing our own kind and for what? None of us will be able to remember once we’re all bloody dead.” Jebediah’s concentration was broken as Zara was chuckling at him. “What’s so funny..?” “What the hell is that accent at the end of what you said?” Zara asked him and then they both broke out into laughter, cutting the tension. “Oukoku has been meddling with this planet from a close by solar system lately, they call themselves Earth. Quite fascinating cultures really, especially those British chaps.” Jebediah’s light up with joy for the first time Zara saw that night. He realized he had still been doing the accent and awkwardly stopped it. “Quite fascinating!” She imitated his dialect inflections and flicked her wrist, they laughed a little again. It was silent again as they stared at the smoggy polluted sky even visible at night through the capital city. “Jebediah.. we will get through this. Even if we have to leave Burei, we’ll all stick together.” “Zara, that will never be an option for me. Do you know what I have done since I became king? Really a whole lot of nothing. What people say about me, even what you joke about me, is right. I’m a reserved man, shy and quiet to the touch. I’m a coward who didn’t deserve this title when he recieved it five years ago. But..” Jebediah looked farther into the bright distant lights of the skyscrapers. “But if I shrink back and let this world rot out, then I’d be the biggest coward of them all.” Zara took a surprised look at him. “Jebediah.. You’re not a coward, you have the heart. Not the scientific facts, but the heart.” She sighed and put her hands in her coat pocket. “But heart won’t cut it in this case.” “Prof, have you heard the rumors lately about those extraterrestrials from out of this solar system? Pointy ears and green skin, not like our similar neighbors mind you. Legends of straw hat men who have these incredible supernatural capabilities. We just barely know the universe outside our system, so many aliens to know and find out about.” Jebediah said, Zara just raised a Buerian eyebrow. “Jeb as your best friend, I know you have an active imagination but you honestly don’t believe in those rumors, do you? Crazy aliens from another space with powers to make miraculous miracles?” She asked. “Who knows..” Jebediah looked intensely into the horizon and then squinted his eyes. “-maybe we could use a miraculous miracle right now.” He looked at Zara again who met his gaze. “Would you care for a dance, Professor?” “Really? I thought you were uncomfortable with dancing with a burning passion, Jebby.” She said raising an eyebrow and smiling. “What’s with this all of a sudden.” “Call it something to distract our minds for the moment.” He replied. She just shrugged, “Sure.” He then took her hand and the two lightly whirled around on the balcony of that moonlit night centuries ago. Jebediah twirled around his future wife and he spun around as well, the camera on the back of his coat until it switched to his modern day one. Present day Jebediah continued to sway around alone as the camera slowly zoomed out revealing the immense darkness of the void once again. TBC
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  6. Roberta reached the last transparent step of the Stairway to Heaven and looked up at the massive castle in the clouds in front of her. She took a deep sigh out as she begun to stroll the bridge leading to the kingdom. The Skolexian looked below and all around her, below the clouds was nothing but endless warm colors and a soft breeze that blew through her brunette hair softly. She had a feeling just like Hell or Purgatory, this was also a realm of the universe untouched by the physics and laws of space as mortals knew it. She eventually reached the draw bridge and was let inside by faces she couldn’t see. Inside the city walls it was booming with energetic life, unlike the vast terrains of Hell that stretched on for endless miles without seeing another depressed and empty soul there. Not that she didn’t find Hell her home at this point during her years there. Despite all of the breath taking views of the village homes and happy people, she had a lot on her mind. Some individuals there took notice of Roberta and walked up to her, extending a lei of bright flowers for her to wear. “That’s okay..” She softly said, putting her hand up. They shrugged and went about their way to catch up with some others. Roberta stood in a corner away from the crowds, leaning against a pillar covered in vines. She then heard the sound of a portal opening up and shot her head up to see everyone staring as Suave came out of it, holding Jazzy’s fish bowl. She ran to where the crowd had gathered and maneuvered her way through them to reach him. She looked shocked to see the state the oldest God was in. Suave looked directly at her with the upmost somber seriousness and he walked through them, Roberta eventually caught up to him. The crowd stayed behind them as they ascended through the city and into the forest outside of it. “Where are you going Suavey?” She asked. “I’m gonna see Father.” Suave said not breaking his view up ahead. Roberta looked surprised as she had never seen this creature in person before but heard about him through Billy before. They traveled a while through the endless enchanted countryside, trees taller than imaginable soaring over their heads and fields of flowers blooming underneath their feet. Roberta once again intaking her incredible surroundings, Suave suddenly stopped causing her attention to focus back on him. Her eyes grew wide at what she saw before her. She took a step back in fear as Suave continued walking up to the celestial monster. Cthulu put his head down, causing the ground below Roberta to tremble itself. With a glow of purple light, he levitated Jazzy and his fish bowl from Suave’s hands and up to his face. Suave got on his knees and bowed his head to him. Roberta looked around and decided to do the same. “Father, Jebediah has severly injured Jazzy. I used a part of my Altana to bring my brother here to you.” Suave said. Cthulu kept levitating the bowl until the next instant and it disappeared into thin air. Roberta made an gasp in astonishment. Suave got up from bowing and nodded to him, he turned around and started to tread back, Roberta got up shortly. “Wait! So what happened to Jazzy?” Roberta asked. Suave didn’t break his stare ahead once again, “I had Father see if he can heal him. That’s all I could do at this point.” “Couldn’t your father try to defeat Jebediah?” She asked. “Father holds up Heaven itself with his powers. Last time he attempted to leave it it nearly came crashing down.” Suave explained. “So now what do we do?” She asked back. Suave came to a halt in the forest. He turned around and took off his sunglasses, Roberta saw his eyes shine through the rays of light bouncing off the shading trees. His unusual hurt and hardened expression took her by surprise. “We don’t do anything, Robes. Jebediah has done everything possible to defeat us. He has managed to attack and hurt every single one of us Altana beings. There’s nothing left for us now.” Suave continued walking but Roberta kept standing there with a look of disbelief. “S-Suave!” She yelled out. He stopped, his back was towards her. “There’s always a way to solve a problem, despite the odds! That’s what Utsuro taught me. That’s what your brothers taught me..” Suave’s face darkened after this. There was a long silence until he eventually spoke out. “Roberta. I’m nothing but a healer. Do you know why my brothers always tried to protect me? Even Jebediah himself said it, I’m the weakest link. Do you really think I can do anything?” “They believed in a good for nothing worm like me...” Roberta put her hand on her heart. “I know they believe in their little brother who’s definitely stronger than he thinks.” Suave finally turned to face her again, tears were rolling down his cheeks. Roberta felt tears form in her eyes as well, her lip quivered. He turned back around and begun walking off again, she kept watching him as he faded off in the distance of the forest’s mist. She slumped down against a tree and pulled the Dreamcatcher out of her bag. She stared at the Dreamcatcher until she bawled into her hands. All the words spoken to her by the gods, Utsuro and Yuka about her swarming through her head all at once. The wind breezed through the field of flowers while someone not that far away from her collecting them in a basket. ——- Yuka stirred in her sleep and woke up in a jolt, sitting up. She saw Skele/Valentino sitting on the opposite end of her bed in her room, they had drifted off to sleep themselves. “I’m back at home.. How long have I been out..” Yuka rubbed her aching globby head that was still recovering from the multiple personalities inside it. The morphed Globberian smiled back at her and rubbed their red hair. “Fifteen hours.” Skele yawned, Yuka looked surprised and went to get up but Valentino cracked their eye open. “Ya betta be just headin’ to the little Globberians room, sorella.” He said in a somewhat bossy tone. “Thank you two for letting me rest, but with that man out there I can’t let our people and Edo be at risk.” Yuka pulled the sheets off of her and jumped off the mattress. “Edo is fine right now, Yukes. Our people, the Heroes, everyone out there is working really hard to protect you!” Skele exclaimed, Yuka looked a little surprised in disbelief. “Femurson/Ichiro is watchin’ over the Globs, now park ya cabose back here this instant or you’ll really feel the wrath of a Fratello headlock.” Valentino said. Yuka smirked and shook her head, finally sitting back next to them. “How are ya feelin’ Sorels?” “Well rested, but understanding my Fratello is keeping me here for reasons unknown.” She replied blankly. “That’s not what I meant and ya know it, kid.” Valentino stated. “I.. don’t have the time to emote. But something tells me you both won’t me go until I do.” Yuka said. “You bet!” Skele chimmed in. “..It’s gonna take me a long time to process it all. It was such a whirlwind of emotions of uncertainty, confusion...helplessness.” She put her gooey head down, Skele/Valentino looked at her. “The things that man made me see and do. I thought I could handle chaos thrown at me like I normally do. But not at this level.” She paused for a short silence. “Especially when she showed up towards the end.” “So I guess Robes was able to free ya? I had a feeling she’d keep her word dis time. But I’m surprised she managed it. Then again she always had tha habit of pullin’ off things at da last minute.” Valentino reflected. Yuka’s expression would change to a surprised one if she had an actual face, “F-Fratello.. you knew..?” “She visited me in mah dreams before seein’ you. Told me she wanted to save ya with her soul one last time.” Yuka then made a breathy sigh. “I want to put those two out of my mind... no pun intended. I’m so tired and not just because of this throbbing headache from that World War 3 inside of me.” Yuka snarked, Valentino smiled and put their arm around her. “Well please be tired in here with ya family Yukes.” He said. “And your brother’s solid! Aheh.” Skele made a sort of shrug. “Solids are our family. You are my family, Skele.” Yuka leaned onto them, Skele made a warm smile. The scene zoomed onto the bed until switching to another two beds in another room on a different planet some several hours before the previous events. “He’s awake! He’s awake!” Shigeshige could be heard bringing back the shuffling feet of Barkas’s family members. Enshou sat there with a bored expression on his face as they, came barging in and embraced his co-admiral in a hug. “Barky you’re okay!” Hata said in the middle of the family sandwich. Barkas smiled as he felt the love of each of them. Eren waddled over and put his flipper on top of his head. “Good to have you back, Barkas.” He smiled, Barkas doing likewise. “Yeah thank god, I thought I was stuck being smelly king the rest of my life. Now I can get back to being Elizabeth.” Dragonia said joyfully. Barkas took a rathersurprised look at his big brother. “Drag.. you’re out of your costume.. and you became king for me?” He said, Elizabeth just rubbed the back of his neck. “Awh, it was nothing, Barky. Praise the Squirt, he did all the important work like a good kingly kid. My title just gave me an excuse to boss the old man around.” Dragonia messed up both his little brothers hair while they smiled. Eren opened one of his eyes in a realization of something. “Wait a minute.. I thought you were TUESDAY Elizabeth.. Regular Elizabeth! You owe me MONEY!” Eren said furiously. “O-Oh h-hey it’s Uncle Mory! Look everyone!” Elizabeth sweated, pointing to the man. Enshou rolled over in his bed to stop gagging at the displays of affection. But soon enough found himself in an airtight hug by them. “Oh thank you saving our brother Enshou-niichan boomer!” Hata happily exclaimed. “Get OFF of me you peasants!” Enshou pushed them off of him and flipped out his wPhone to make a call. “Yeah Groppie, I know you’re in the area for your concert but could you hitch me a ride out of here?” “Hey major stink face, mind if I catch a ride in your tincan? I’ve got some things to settle on Earth as well.” Elizabeth said who was overlistening in the conversation next to him. Enshou ended the call and put it back in his pocket. “Dragonia, you better beg on your knees before you even ATTEMPT to ask a favor of your Dark-“ The smiling king put him in an air tight headlock as Enshou’s legs were kicking about. “OKAY OKAY! WE LEAVE IN 20!” The Oukoku him go and clapped his hands together. “Great! I assume my kingly work is done here, old man.” Dragonia said. “Not really but I have a feeling you’re gonna disobey my orders anyway.” Jii walked outside the room while lighting a cigarette. Kondo gave Barkas a handshake and then turned to the Shogun. “We should really get back to Earth, Shogun-sama. Toshi tells me things are really getting tense over there now.” He said and Shige nodded. He gave Barkas one more hug until splitting from the room with the police officer. “Good day, your Majesty.” He nodded to Elizabeth who let out a sigh of relief after he left that the stalker didn’t recognize him again. The others slowly followed them until Enshou and Barkas were the only ones left there. Barkas broke the silence after some moments, “Hey.. Enshou. Thanks. I really mean it.” Enshou kept looking at his phone. “Think nothing of it Shijaku but as a I.O.U for yourself. I’ll tell you when you can repay it.” Barkas made a tired face. The Bureian prince then got out of bed exposing the hospital gown that he had on backwards so that it was exposing dark overlordy regions. Barkas facepalmed away with disgust as Enshou got redressed into his normal clothes. He begun exiting out the door with his back turned when Barkas spoke out again, “Please be careful out there Enshou, I worry about you sometimes.” Enshou’s synthetic heart begun to beat a little faster but he continued out the door, back to Earth. ——- “LEMME OUT LEMME OUT!” You might be wondering how we got here in the subconscious of a chaotic British man, locked away for the crimes of witchcraft.. with the strongest men in the universe giving me death glares behind me. “Is he still inner monologuing outloud?” Umibozu said with the upmost blank dead expression. But hardboilian as I am, I was looking ever so ready to face the total danger ahead of us. .. “Yep.” Stephen answered. ...Let’s just state for the record if my apprentices ever find this log I’m recording to notice my bravery in difficult times for all of us. “Yeah I think he’s done. Hopefully.” Oboro said., Heiji turned around from crying at the bars, even more upset looking. “You three are running my hardboiled heroic moment in the face of absolute danger! Camus.” Heiji slumped on the steel seat next to them. “Hey I didn’t do anything yet, isn’t that right Poe? ..Oh that’s right he’s not here on a count of his booboo-dono.” Oboro made another banter face. “Who knew we’d already have an angry mob at our throats when we walked in here. I don’t know too much about the hanging trials other than they always turned out sour for the victims.” Stephen took off his cap and stroked his hair. “Witchcraft hanging trials were much before the enlightened reinassiance era started. A possible flaw in Jebediah’s Earth knowledge?” Oboro asked. “Or he’s doesn’t care, throwing the book out the window again.” Stephen shrugged. Heiji was furiously scribbling this down like Haji would in a time like this. “Jebby.. throwing.. comic book out the window..” Heiji said. “Hey what are you even writing with, Heiji-dono.” Oboro asked, Heiji hid behind his hand and the invisible pen and paper. “I’d be surprised if Jebediah didn’t have anything booby trapped when we arrived. He’s probably listening into our conversation right now, the bastard. The fact these people were able to capture us so quickly and quietly is a bit alarming”. Umibozu looked outside the bars at guard at their door. “Yeah, last time me, Haji and Kintoki were here he confronted us right away in the flesh. He must be really busy.” Heiji swirled around an imaginary cup of Camus in his hand, causing Oboro to stare at it and tilt his head in confusion. Stephen then stood up and spoke up loudly at the ceiling. “Well, that’s it isn’t it Jebediah? You have the four most interesting specimen in your head and you’re about to execute us just like that? Where’s the fun? The excitement? The flamboyant flair? Very unlike the Keeper of Chaos I’ve head of!” The other three looked around and shrugged. That’s when suddenly the prison disappeared and they were in the middle of old timey town, Umibozu and the others got to their feet. “Huh, he must have heard you Captain.” Oboro said. At that very moment a person sped by them and took his hood off. “...You gotta be kidding me.” Umibozu said in a deadpan voice. “Oh brave warriors! Ya gotta help an old man like me. The crystal dragon! He taken mah poor daughter up in his dungeon high above on tha mountain of Jebediah Village! Oh please save her, chaps! It ain’t roit.” The old man fainted into Umibozu’s arms and he tossed him to the ground. “That was a pretty good Cockney accent, Jebby.” Heiji said praising him as he took out another cigar. “JEBBY? Whut kind of name is that? My name is Lord George Francis Smitherson the third good sir!” The old man dusted himself off and adjusted his hood frustratedly. “Oh, my apologies, m’lord.” Heiji took a bowing knee to him, Stephen and Umibozu shaking their head at him. “Come on dungeons and dragons? This definitely medieval ages. What is he doing? Poe would definitely shake his head at such misplaced tomfoolery.” Oboro rambled as he shook his own head. “Maybe Jebby’s into RPGS, Haji tried to get me into one last summer. But I told her a detective doesn’t have the time for anything but solving crime. ...So I made her return the stolen console after we played it once all the way through.” Heiji put his hands in his pocket. “Hey I had a game like that last summer as well but when I came home one day it was gone-“ Oboro then made another banter face in realization. “We’re not here to amuse you Jebediah. We’re here to kill you.” Umibozu plainly said. He started walking away but the “old man” instantly got up and shot a sword in his direction, which he dodged and it stabbed through a ye old shope’s door. Jebediah’s disembodied voice then echoed through the sky around them. “Ah ah ah, my dear Yato! I’m being polite enough to let you gits have a free pass inside my intellectually superior subsconscious! Either play the game or I’m having the heads of your souls chopped off in the bloody gulitone! Mhm~!” Umibozu walked back to them with a discontent look all the while. “At least we know for sure now how aware he is of us.” Stephen put his hands in his coat’s pockets. “Yeah, aware enough to kill us at any moment when he grows bored of us.” Umibozu squinted his eyes, looking over his cape slightly. “Grow bored of you my Umibozu? Don’t be so prude! I could never!” “Will ya please help an ol’ man like me, sons?” Old Jebby begged on his knees. “Sure thing old man. Just tell us about the traps inside there.” Stephen smiled but the old man instantly disappeared into thin air and the four of them found themselves at the base of the mountain. “Well that was awfully gentlemen acting of Jebby to give us a head start. Maybe he can give us some Camus while we’re at it.” Heiji snapped his fingers but appeared in his hand was a steaming cup of tea. “Of course..” He put his head down upset and tossed it over his shoulder, shattering the expensive porcelain cup into pieces. “Into the death trap we go.” Umibozu said in a deadpan and they started the hike up the large mountain. “I gotta say this is quite exciting, who ever gets a chance to go back to the middle ages, well in a sense. I gotta tell Enshou all about this when we get back.” Stephen said looking down at the quaint little bustling English village below them. “You mean when after we have our souls ripped apart in this little trapped cage.” Umibozu added. “Negative Negative Negative!” At this moment Umibozu vanished into thin air, Oboro, Stephen and Heiji looked all around them in shock. “If anyone has any more lip they will also be sent to the dungeon prison with the Yato! I’d advice against that though, it is guarded by the ‘dragon’.” Jebediah made a little laugh, Heiji and Oboro looked worryingly at each other. “We better hurry up into the dungeon then!” Stephen continued to hike, Oboro and Heiji shook out of it and joined him. ———— “Alright keep driving.” Soutatsu told the Elites. They kept going until they reached the Bakufu castle and stepped outside with him and the Bores henchmen. Testu was in the trunk again. “Don’t even think about starting anything, Sasaki. Edo is already swarming with Shinra and Dakini. One false move and I have them destroying this planet.” “YEAH NO FUNNY BUSINESS BIG CHIEF.” Bores hustled causing Isaburo to roll his eyes. He kept looking ahead as he was casually clutching the wheel. They finally arrived at the castle and Isaburo and Nobume escorted them out of the car. The teenager kept giving little glares to the man but he kept his view on the back of Soutatsu’s head. Shinra members popped from the ceiling out of no where and bowed to their leader. “Search for Nobunobu and Soyo-Hime.” He ordered and they disappeared as soon as they arrived. Bores, Hercules and Tatakin made nonthreatening looks at the two bored looking cops. As the Shinra entered Nobunobu’s bedroom, he was was in the corner on his bed with his back turned. They slowly walked up to him and then quickly turned him around. He was revealed to be a sack of potatoes with his clothes on. The Shinra raised their eyebrows at each other, not realizing someone else had slid into the room with them. The person put his arms around his chest with something in his hands. “It appears this monarch has already collasped by the local protestors.” Soutatsu and the Elites were standing there as they heard and heard a loud explosion coming from the other room. “You..” Soutatsu looked at Isaburo evilly and produced ninja stars from his wrists. “I cannot help if the “”””freedom fighters””” around the city tried to blow up this place before you did, Soutatsu-san. That’s how it is in Edo’s government every single day, some bastard trying to kill the other.” The camera panned back to Zura in the other room who walked into the hallway. The blinding grey smoke was filling castle rooms as he went down them cautiously. He turned the corner, still with no one following him. He then went into ShigeShige’s bedroom across that hall and rummaged through one of his drawers. In a flash, he was met by stars to the back of his head, but he effortlessly slightly moved his head, they crashed into the mirror of the drawers, shattering it on impact. However upon examination upclose to the scene these stars weren’t of Amanto origin. “There goes the first time we’ve trepassed in the Bakufu castle this far into it. Too bad we were stopped by the Shogun’s lapdogs.” Katsura said unamused and disinterested. The reflection on the broken mirror of a mopheaded man who put down his magazine. “You damn Freedom Fighters sure love to protest peacefully at the worst times. I couldn’t even get done rereading the latest issue of 3-Z.” Zenzou put his hand on his hip. “I’m so sorry to hear that. I’ll make sure to send you a copy from where you’re going.” At this Katsura did a backflip and his katana clashed with Zenzou’s stars in a flash, causing a loud metallic sound. During this period of clashing, Katsura had handed something in Zenzou’s hand. Zenzou pushed him off and ran with the item in his pocket. Katsura slouched at the doorway, watching him go off. “Damn lapdogs indeed..” Katsura continued down the smoke filled hallway. The view shifted to a few doors down where Matako and Takechi were fighting off incoming the Shinra in front of of them. “Senpai, how come the only time we’re actually doing terrorist stuff against the government in this story is when we’re SAVING the government?!” Matako shot rounds at two of them, hitting one in the shoulder and the other one dodging it. “Think of it like this Matako-chan, if Katsura-dono makes it as Prime Minister it would be great publicity for the band!” He then returned to cowering behind Matako. “WHY WAS I STUCK WITH THE PACIFIST?!” She yelled as she continued firing. But then her guns suddenly stopped working, she realized they had ran out of ammo. “DAMMIT, I TOLD YOU TO COUNT WEAPONS INVENTORY, TAKECHI!” She barked at the cowering man. “But you’re the real tactical expert Matako-chan. I’m just the strategist.“ They saw more Shinra were about to attack them. “I guess I didn’t strategize for this..” Matako and Takechi covered their heads for the impact when a samurai had landed in front of them and they shielded the weapons from hitting them. “Freedom fighter scum of Edo. You shall not be able to commit an act of terrorism with the Yagyuu Clan, sworn protectors of the Royal family around.” Kyuubei then taunted for more of the ninjas to come rushing at the three. Meanwhile Bansai was back on the ship stroking his mustache in the living room, Soyo was petting Poochie on her lap as Nobunobu had all five octopuppies all over his. “Thanks for being my hero, Bansai.~~~~~” Soyo swooned. “It was nothing little dudette.” Bansai said in the corner still stroking it while now looking in a handheld mirror. Nobu leaned over to her, causing a puppy to spill out of it, Nobu freaked out and rushed to pick the tiny baby up with his handcuffed hands just before it hit the ground. “Phew, that was close. Young lil’ Missin, y’all literally realize we’re being held hostage inside them terrorist’s ship?” He told her. “Enough big cousin! Don’t make me look bad in front of my Hubby~~~.” Soyo made dreamy eyes at the back of the rockstar’s head. Kyoushirou casually entered the room with a healthy salad and sat down to turn on the TV. Nobunobu turned his attention to him. “Y’all wanna buy a pup?” He asked. Intrigued Kyou raised an eyebrow as the program on the screen begun. “Welcome back to another exciting round of Wurvivor! I’m your host Ketsuno Ana!” Right behind her were the contestants out in the open of downtown Edo when the Bakufu castle blew up. Suddenly a swarm of Shinra came flooding out out Edo’s main street. “Annnnd for today’s challenge we will all be hiding inside the camp for the duration of today’s episode! She hurried them inside the chopper and they quickly flew away. “Man, I’m missing all the ter- I mean Freedom Fighter fun down there.” Shinsuke slumped down crossing his arms. “Tell me about it.” Pirako did the same. “ALRIGHT change of plans! According to the producers, our new amanto guests have used our campsite as a base!” Ketsuno was freaking out but trying to keep her professional composure with little luck. She searched around the helicopter for something for them to use. She grabbed the pilot’s bag lunch, threw out the contents on the floor and handed it to a confused FDL. “First one to blow the most air into this plastic bag wins!” Ketsuno said trying to smile. “Hey what the hell, there isn’t even a camera man here.” Shinsuke was met with a shiny apple pushed into his mouth by the host herself. FDL just shrugged and tried her best, with little luck. After only a literal minute had past, Ketsuno ripped it from her hands and handed it to Otae who also had little luck as did Saitou and Shinsuke. “I guess no one wins immunity! Oh well! Everyone head with me to tribual council!” They all just looked around and blinked, still sitting in the place they had been in before. “Well! You five all look like you’ve had a fun time at the challenge today! Alright let’s get to voting. Good thing I always keep spare blank voting cards with me! Shinsuke you’re up first.” Shinsuke got up and she handed him one. He was confused where to go until she pointed for him to stand by the pilot who just gave him a blank look back. “Uhh, you want your apple back?” Shinsuke awkwardly said. The others did the same and all voted. “Alright votes counted. The person who gets the most votes will be asked to leave the helicopter immediately. Since we don’t have our jury with us today, it looks like the pilot will have to break any ties we have. Also no video confessions today, sorry.” “Well it’s not like we have a camera here anyway.” Pirako whispered. “If anyone has the hidden immunity idol speak up now!” Of course no one spoke up. “Now then. First vote,” “Saitou. One for Saitou.” Shinsuke made a smirk at this. “Shinsuke. One for Shinsuke.” “Z.” Shinsuke shot him daggers at this. “Saitou. Two for Saitou.” “Pirako. One for Pirako.” “Shinsuke. Two for Shinsuke.” “And our pilot’s vote... “...Saitou. Please exit the chopper.” Saitou looked surprised after being safe so many times before. ”No hard feelings Saitou, it’s all apart of the game!” Pirako said in good spirit. She then shot FDL daggers clearly knowing she voted for her. They all heard another loud boom coming from Edo high above, getting Ketsuno even more antsy. “Too bad so sad, Saitou! Here’s your parachute! Goodbye!” Ketsuno quickly handed the man it and pushed him out of the speeding chopper. “Wasn’t that just a regular backpack..?” Otae whispered. “Girls, I think our host has finally gone bananas.” Shinsuke then had the fruit stuffed in his mouth. ——- “Now I can’t make any sense of these directions, Captain.” Oboro was looking at a map inside the barely lit by torch dungeon they just had entered. It was hanging on the wall there. “I see what you mean Oboro, everything in general in this world is all written in ye oldes. That’s like hardcore boomer!” Heiji exclaimed, Oboro sighed in despair. “I give up.” Oboro stepped away from the board. Stephen got closer to it and squinted his eyes. “This is Latin! Can’t you read Latin, Oboro?” Stephen asked. “I can only what’s in Sensei’s book because I’ve studied it so often.” Oboro got closer to it again and scratched his jizzy chin. “Huh, I remember actually these phrases.. Ask and You Shall be Denied. Forgive me sparkling oceans of the night, reject me cosmic eyes of the heavens. That’s one the lines in the beginning of the universal reset chant! What could it mean in a context like this though?” “Cosmic eyes of the heavens. Like those gods right?” Heiji asked. “Also those with purple Altana, like the Captain.” Oboro added. “So do we go left or right?” Heiji said looking at both enterances to the cave. “Maybe if I say the way I want to go, I will be denied. So if I say right... we go.. left?” Stephen said grasping for straws. The other two shrugged and followed him down the left tunnel, it instantly shot up sharp daggers, nearly piercing their faces and shattering Heiji’s sunglasses. “Eep.” He squeaked. “I guess not..” Stephen and them carefully backtracked to the enterance again but this time it had three tunnels instead of two. Stephen rubbed his hand down his face. “This is gonna be a maze isn’t it.” “Why don’t we split up?” Heiji asked the two oldies. “Ill advised Heiji-dono. Who knows if we’d ever see each other again if we split up.” Oboro commented. “Well who knows if we’ll ever see Umibozu or sunlight again for that matter. Something tells me everytime we get this wrong he’ll just add another tunnel.” Stephen spoke. After some moments they reluctantly agreed and parted into each dungeon tunnel. Oboro went left, Heiji went in the middle and Stephen went into the right they kept walking down for several minutes until they found themselves suddenly walking next to each other out of no where. “We did the last thing we wanted to do which was to split up. Maybe that was the point of that verse, Captain?” Oboro said but the man shook his head. “Who the hell knows, damn riddles.” Stephen said. They saw another dead end with one tunnel, more Latin written on the top of it. Oboro and Stephen were studying it more closer this time as Heiji was kicking up some rocks bored. “Hey it’s just one tunnel! We can totally-“ He quickly walked inside it but was met by a burst of flames and screamed. “HEIJI!” Oboro and Stephen ran by the enterance and peered inside of it. Heiji tumbled out of it, comically burnt to a crisp and gave a thumbs up before falling on the hard ground. The two returned to the scroll on the wall. “Denied and revoked I was, the gods have casted me into the triangle of fate. Woe is my spirit. Let my burning sins be washed clean by the dark healing waters.. Well this is obviously about the Bermuda Triangle.” Oboro said. “Or the author is trying her best to write deep sounding poetry at midnight on Friday, I believe in her to get it done by Monday.” Heiji grasped his burnt lungs, wishing he could wash them down with his favorite drink. “What puts out a ‘burning’ fire? ‘Healing water’? Once again about the purple Altana inside of that ocean. Whatever Jebediah’s up to certainly has do with it.” Stephen commented. He slowly ascended in the cave and looked surprised as nothing happened. He shrugged and motioned for the two to follow him. “AAAAAHHHH!” Heiji jumped several feet back and landed on his face again outside of it. However, Oboro had no problem. “Uhh wait out here Heiji!” Stephen said back at him and he nodded, covering his face. “Will he be safe back there Captain? Maybe that was Jebediah’s plan.” Oboro whispered as they continued. “Or he’s luring us particularly both in because of our blood.” Stephen added “He has both colored crystals now, what could he want with us?” Oboro asked. “What does anyone craving power want? More control.” Stephen simply commented back. Oboro looked straight out into the opening of the cave after these comments. Suddenly the ground underneath Oboro’s feet collasped and fell down what appeared to have been a trap door. Stephen fell to the floor and looked down it. “OBORO!” The floor had returned back to normal without a trace of anything ever had happened. “You’re right Stephen! I am interested in you! Or should I say moreso Oboro. It’s time I finally shattered the illusion of his reality his teacher brought onto him all these centuries.” “No more games Jebediah we have gone far enough following them.” Stephen furrowed his eyebrows at the dark ceiling of the dungeon cave. But Jebediah wouldn’t answer him back. Without anything to do, he decided to continue onward to whatever sort of thing laid ahead. Heiji finally got up from covering his head on the ground and looked around him. He took out another cigar and put his hands in his pockets. “Well I guess I’m on my own. I got to figure out some way to save everybody from Jebby’s mess.” He sighed as he took out a puff, thinking about recent events. “Especially you kids.” ——— Cut to the Kabuki district, shadows of large figures marched across the buildings of the businesses who were closed up for the day. The shadows bounced across ruins of the Snack Shop and Yorozuya’s office laid in mess of as they passed by it. They stepped into the ashes, that dragged into the snowy floors. It was completely silent in the little square town. A amanto stepped out from his flower shop and greeted his fellow species. “Hey Ougai long time no see! What brings you to Earth?“ “Hedoro.. my old comrade what have these betraying apes done to you?” Ougai looked at his former brother in arms and the flower on top of his noggin. “Now don’t you worry about me, Ougai. I was just about to close down my shop and head for the ice rink! Everyone is down there today for the holiday bash.” Hedoro pulled out keys from his apron’s pocket and locked the door. Ougai squinted his eyes. “What kind of trap do you have and your friends have planned there, old man?” Ougai said. “Nothing but some Christmas cheer! Or Hanukkah or Kwanzaa! Or whatever you celebrate. You’re welcome to come along!” He happily walked past the Dakini as they looked puzzled. Ougai was hesitant but decided to follow his old friend, his men following behind him. “I really hope you know what you’re doing with this Liberation stuff Ougai-san. It seems like you are jumping the gun because someone else told you to pull the trigger.” Hedoro had a content smile on his scary but kind face. “I know what you’re doing, Hedoro. Soutatsu may be an exasperated man seeimg to pick a fight with the universe but he does have a point with these untrustworthy humans.” Ougai looked around at more buildings, also devoid of people. “Or maybe in times of uncertainty and fear anyone is willing to point fingers at each other to ease themselves. I just was hoping someone with your common sense wouldn’t have fallen victim so easily to it.” Hedoro twirled the keys on his large finger. “Ah, here we are! See I told you everyone in town was here!” The ice rink was brimmed full of citizens skating around and enjoying themselves. “An amusing trap of yours, Hedoro-san. But noneoftheless, I shall humor you and your friends.” Ougai and his army men continued on into the rinks. “Alright. We’re at war but we’re not barbarics. Women and children may escape now to avoid any unneeded bloodshed.” “You won’t exactly find any women or children here. But we can certainly entertain you for a while!” The citizens there took off their winter clothes revealing to be the Kamakko crossdressers, all posing in different ways as sparkles rained down on them. “Oh no! It’s individuals completely respected by society as they should be!” Some of the Dakini men said as the girls came fighting towards them. “Woo! LGBTQE+ pride!” Tako cheered as she watched her fellow hostess rain down the punches and kicks on the amanto. “Kintoki come on! We need help in here my dude!” Haji called out, she and Poe were guarding the hole in the ice surrounded by the Wohn John. The Yato were all off on some house delivery for some reason. “Oh, right!” Kintoki ran back to them but of a sudden a small ship came plummeting from space, crash landing in the rink as several individuals from both sides of the army ran away, however it did comically crush on some Daikini, gotta have some karma. Disgusted Enshou stepped out of the door as it literally fell off as he opened it. “Hey Emiko! What brings you here? I thought you were dealing with life threatening surgery.” Kintoki smiled at him. “Playing the Queen of Pop without her biggest monster is a death penalty on Burei. Now get out of my way, Tako. My Sweetcheeks tracker says he’s somewhere underneath this ice.” Enshou pulled out a blinking device and it lead him right in front restaurant. He stepped inside of it getting Haji and Poe on the defense. Enshou squinted his eyes. “Move it small child and even smaller birb.” Kintoki ran inside and stepped between them to defuse the situation. “It’s okay guys. Emiko has the right to chase after someone he cares about.” Kintoki said. “Eh, his funeral I guess.” Haji shrugged as did Poe and they stepped away from the hole. “Just be careful of Jebediah! That guy kind of looks like you actually with those squiggly eyebrows of yours.” Enshou squinted his eyes even more at his mention. “BOD. I should have known my brother would have his big meaty claws on the Captain next.” Enshou pulled a snorkel and flippers out of his cartoonish pocket and put them on. He put half of his body into the freezing water. “Tako, I expect you to keep covering my shifts while I’m gone without pay.” Kintoki gave a military salute as Haji and Poe just looked at him. Enshou stared at his forehead for one silent awkward moment in the shop. “That’s Tako. Yes from Mama’s, you’ve seen him before FLTBC. Why do you ask.” The trio gave him a weird look, Enshou gave them a scowl as he put the mask on his face and ascended into the icy depths below. Stephen soon approached another wide opening of the dungeon with another scroll by it. “I guess I’ll just have to wing this one this time without Oboro.” Stephen staring at it when he saw a purple and green light flash from within it. He ran up to the enterance and saw a wizard standing inside of it. “What the..” “SIR!!” Stephen ran inside the cave and put his hands on Enshou’s face. “Unless this is another ugly Bureian illusion..” Enshou tossed him on the floor and pressed his black leather boot on his old face. “Taste this illusion’s boot, Captain.” just made a smirk and then chuckled as he got up from the floor. He then wrapped his arms Enshou in a big hug, which the prince didn’t return of course. “That portal really was you. What are you doing here Sir?” The Captain asked, he looked down at his wizard costume covered in blood. “Stupid FLTBC wouldn’t be quiet about coming here, that non-glob always nagging me on what to do. It’s almost like she represents the conscience the Evil Dark Overlord totally doesn’t have.” Enshou wiped blood off of his cloak. “I think I killed whoever was in this suit before I got here, we’ll hide the body later I’m tired as fuck.” Enshou pushed him off of him and rubbed mascara down his weary eyes, Sweetcheeks just smiled again. “We’ll it’s good to see you’re recovering, Prince. Let’s see if your new heart can handle a few jumpscares around here.” Sweetcheeks cautiously continued into the cave, Enshou following by his side. “...I got your letter, Captain.” Enshou shifted his eyes around the cave as he felt the glare of Sweetcheeks now on him. “His name is Shijaku not Prince Oukoku.” Sweetcheeks made another little laugh. “And.. also...Forget it. I must having these stupid humanizing sad feelings because of that BOD.” Enshou suddenly stopped walking midway in the cave, causing the Captain who was a bit ahead to pause as well. “What is he, Sweetcheeks.. some demon that was in my head and now he’s claiming to be an empty soul? He doesn’t know the meaning of that phrase.” Enshou looked up at the cave. “You’re nothing but a coward. A man who ran away from everything. You may have lost everything, but it’s meaningless to you. I have lost everything I loved and cared about from the Tendoshu and I suffer the unimaginable pain of it every day.” “You break down people in your hands just to watch them bleed and suffer and take no consequences for those actions. Is that truly the mark of a king?” “You never had anything to have an empty soul about, when you never cared about Burei, its people or anything ever to begin with.” Enshou shifted his view from the ceiling and continued walking, not looking back at his tearing up lover behind him. “S-Sir...”Sweetcheeks was completely astounded by the prince opening up a bit for once. “Come on Captain, let’s end this ugly wanker so I can go back to not feeling.” Stephen made a grin and nodded, catching up with him. The camera panned to another location inside the dungeon, unknown to the two, “Where am I..” Oboro opened his eyes only seeing pitch darkness, not remembering the fall he had only prior moments ago. Suddenly a bright flash of light nearly blinded him. He put his hands up to try to make it out but also shield his good eye. “Simple Oboro.. The unappreciated apprentice, the lackee of a man who always pushed you aside for better verisons of yourself, more powerful, more obedient pawns..” The light had disappeared, Oboro was shocked to see Shinsuke and Joe glaring over him with large smiles. “That is enough Jebediah. I have made peace with Sensei in my mind for quite some time now.” He said. “Really? With all the times he’s insulted you? Belittled you? Well I can’t say I’m too surprised you’re still siding with a Peace Keeper like that!” “As oppose to siding with you Jebediah?” Oboro got up from the floor and Shinsuke and Joseph made eerily loud laughs with unnaturally huge smiles, their jaws nearly unhenging before they disappeared where they came from. “I’m not looking to side you against an old friend! Oh no, no no. In fact my dear Oboro, I visited said friend just recently. Who knew he still is fond of living in that dusty old shack of his?” Oboro’s pupil shrunk at this. “You visited Sensei in the past..?” He asked, turning his head all around to possibly see the man behind the chaos. “Why don’t your teacher ask him yourself! Ask him specifically the lie he has kept from you all these years!” A sword appeared before Oboro’s feet, he slowly picked it up and noticed a reflection of a portal inside of it. He was hesitant at first but noticed how genuine the portal looked and gave it a try. “S-Sensei..?” Oboro looked surprised. “You have summoned me once again, Jebediah. But I think I know why this time.” Shouyou said. “Sensei, that truly is your past self and not another illusion of Jebediah’s mind.. What is he talking about this thing you haven’t told me?” Oboro asked everso confused and looking for answers. Shouyou surprisingly looked truly upset, making Oboro even more concerned. “...Sensei?” “I should have told you.. I just thought you weren’t ready back on Okiwana, Oboro. I entrusted you with more power all these years than you lead on to believe. More power than even those gods posess. Power that could live up to mine.. or even greater, more than the universe has seen.” Oboro’s jaw dropped, he stared straight ahead. The sword suddenly vanished into thin air in his hands. “Isn’t that something?! You finally trust this man and he hides the truth from you once again! Keeper of Lies is more like it!” “What power was he referring to, Jebediah?” Oboro slowly said. He suddenly felt himself fall into a chair that appeared out of no where and strapped down into it. The chair zoomed at tremendous speeds with him on it across the dark realms of Jebediah’s mind until it reached a single mirror. “You really are as slow as your Joui comrades call you Obo my dear. Just look at yourself, deep within. Your damn blood that’s what it is! That the bloody git wouldn’t even trust his ol’ dear Tendoshu with his entire blood of both crystals. How Utsuro did it still mystifies me!” Oboro took a long hard look at his reflection, he put a shaky hand up to his cheek, “I-I.. have purple Altana in my blood as well..?” “BINGO!” Jebediah rapidly spun Oboro around in his chair, higher and higher, eventually stopping as Oboro felt he might throw up. “HOHOHO! And not a transfusion of just any purple Altana blood my feather loving friend! A man born of both! Completely raw and unheavenly powers, not even those blasted other purple breathers could match with.” “And you want some of my blood don’t you..?” Oboro got straight to the point. “ON THE CONTRARY!” Jebediah spoke out energetically and excited. He spun Oboro around more his chair and until he flung out of it and soar at tremendous speeds until landing on the floor safely. A hand picked up his chin and looked straight into his eyes. “My blood is almost just as pure as yours with all the chants I gave it. Sure I wasn’t born with originally! But this side of me was!” Jebediah comically knocked on half of his head he made from the chants with a goofy expression on his face. He loud chuckle and disappeared from plain sight once again. “You are the single item Utsuro clung onto all these years. He knew you couldn’t change despite everything else doing so. But I have a sort of soft spot for my other Keeper half in my old age. I wouldn’t dare wipe out the only thing he cares about.” “But?” Oboro interjected. “Always looking on the negative side I see, Obo! Must be your brooming look. I’ll make it simple. Stay out of my plans or be destroyed just like your teacher and those other gods! Mhhm yes! Quite simple indeed!” “I don’t think I will do that, ever, Jebediah-dono.” Oboro got up from the ground, dusting himself off. “Then have a joyous time seeing all the people you care about in here and outside be destroyed! I will control this glorious twenty-second universe with a glittery fist!” Oboro squinted his eye and then stared directly up at where the voice was coming from. “I’d destroy you before that ever happened, Jebediah. You must not understand how much I’m willing to put on stake for the sake of peace and harmony of this universe. To let you take away the joy and laughter of the people inside of this most precious timeline and turn them into your slaves is out of the question. I will protect and serve it until the day my bones fade into dust and the last drop of crystal dries up in Sensei Shouyou Yoshida’s immortal blood. This is my stand as Oboro, Guardian of the 22nd Universe.” Jebediah stared at him from his mind, furrowing his eyebrows and then made an audible sigh at seeing the connections again, “You remind me so much of him it’s unearthly. And people call me the reflection of him. The Keeper of Peace to my Keeper of Chaos.. one really doesn’t exist without the other, even with him gone, huh? If only your teacher showed any conscious about protecting the universe from being reset back then.” Jebediah paused for a long moment, Oboro raising an eyebrow. “I’ll give you some time to sit here and think it over what you want to do young chap. Ta-da for now!” Oboro stood there deep in thought about the powers he just realized he had. Had Sensei really not told him about them? Did he really think he wasn’t ready after so many centuries to handle the power? He knew until recently he didn’t have the emotional stability to reset the universe all by himself. Was this another important page to his life? “Keeper of Peace...” Oboro clutched his heart pumping both bloods passed on by his teacher and stared up at the darkness of the void he was in. The camera rose up to the surface of the dungeon where Enshou and Stephen were... uhhh? “HHHHHH C-Captain.. thank you for the bottle of water, I was parched.” Enshou took his lips off of the bottle and wiped his mouth. He handed it back to Sweetcheeks for safe keeping. “Now then, about this stupid fucking cave thing. Of course this is a RPG, BOD was practically obsessed with them when we played them in the Land of Enshou.” They were standing outside one of the enterances, the Captain was reading over one of the Latin phrases again. “Hmm.. if we go right-“ He scratched his bearded chin but Enshou cut him off. “It’s left.” Enshou instantly started walking in that tunnel, Sweetcheeks flanking him, “Sir be careful! We don’t know-“ Enshou was completely unharmed inside, Stephen looked surprised and caught up to him. “How did you know it?” He said rather impressed. “Easy. If I know my brother’s dick and I do, it points to the left. So every turn we make has to be left.” Enshou said with the upmost seriousness in his face causing Stephen burst out a chuckle. “Sir, it’s been way too long since we’ve been together.” He smiled ahead. “I agree Sweetcheeks, maybe we can finally plan out that Alaska trip after this. You know I always wanted to try skinny dipping inside an Alaskan aquarium and not get the electric chair for it.” Enshou made a deviously dastard face, Stephen patted him on the shoulder. They finally came to the end of the tunnel but it turned out to be a dead end. The men stood there looking around for a solution. “What was this dork’s plan again?” Enshou asked him. “We were suppose to fight a dragon or something.” Stephen replied. “If that mongrel wanted to fight stinky Dragonia, he was just outside the coffin in my ship with me, unfortunately.” Enshou crossed his arms, Stephen went to speak up about this misinformation but decided against it. He would force the author to be the straight man instead. Ano? “Maybe what Husband needs is a beautiful maiden to be swooped up by the dragon!” A familiar voice called out behind them. “No, smelly Dragonia already has a monster of a girlf- WAAAAAAAHH?!” The both of them whipped around. “FLTBCCCC?! What on Earth are you doing outside of my subconscious? I DEMAND you get back in there!” Enshou exclaimed pointing his finger. “I don’t know! One moment I was inside your brain and the next moment I’m out here! Hi Captain!” FLTBC smiled. “Oh hey FLTBC, good to finally see you in person.” Stephen said surprisingly unphased. Enshou jumped on the old man piggy back style and hid behind him, but still pointed at her. “GAAHHH SWEETCHEEKS! PROTECT ME FROM MY OWN FRANKENSTEIN CREATION! NOW SHE’LL BE DEMANDING FOR BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS!” He yelled. “Well we’re already in one bumbling Bureian’s subsconscious, can’t rule out the possibility of another’s leaking into here.” Stephen shrugged and was immediately punched in the back by a bumbling Bureian fist. “Makes sense to me!” FLTBC folded her hand delicately together. She squatted by the wall and took a look at the rocks. “Well if anything my architectural and historian degrees have taught me about medieval European dungeons..” Stephen raised an eyebrow. “What? I may be a Sinister Mastermind but I support women’s education.” Enshou chimmed in. “Aha!” FLTBC heftly punched the wall, causing a secret passage way to be revealed. Stephen was surprised but noticed it was being to collasp very quickly under the domino effext of the other rocks. Him and Enshou quickly ran into the passage way. “Oh my ever precious stars, I’m so overjoyed! To actually be alive and possibly sentient with other people around me! I could just break out in a melody!” ”No time for your silly gimmicks, FLTBCinderella.” Enshou hoisted her over his shoulder and the three of them tumbled inside right before they got crushed. They stood up and noticed the darkness surrounding them. “Well this is just great. I should have never taken a Wendadryl on the flight to Earth, I’m gonna fall asleep like a baby in all this lack of light.” “Sir Wendadryls are for allergy attacks, not motion sickness.” Stephen chimmed in despite the situation they were in. “I know Sweetcheeks, I’m allergic to Dragonia..” Enshou crosses his arms. “I’ll get a warm blanket for you, your Excellency!” FLTBC smiled. There was a loud rumble and they felt the earth itself started to quake. Enshou got out a match from his pocket swiped it against Stephen’s ass to start a fire for them to see. “Very resourceful Dark Allah!” She praised him. The rumbling stopped but they still couldn’t see much in front of them, only hearing the sounds of the cave dripping. They decided to carefully slowly walk around together, Enshou leading the pack. He bumped his head into something and felt right on his royal butt, causing a booboo. He instantly shot up into a defensive karate stance. FLTBC was holding the match now as Stephen examined the unfamiliar solid object in front of them. “Hmm.” Stephen studied it carefully but Enshou boredly gave it a heft kick to the side. Instantly a giant eyeball snapped open in front of them unexpectedly, causing them to freeze up as they saw it. The enormous monster turned around unleashed his jaws, sending a deafening roar. “..I should have went with the whoopee coushin..” Enshou squeaked. Stephen dropped the match in some oil puddle as they ran like hell, causing the entire cave to light up where they could see the beast in close pursuit. “What now Captain?!” FLTBC said carrying her frighten and trembling overlord above her head. Jebby the Dragon was blowing deadly flaming breaths all in their directions, causing them to dodge them in all sorts of ways. Stephen thought of if for a second and reached into Enshou’s pant pocket, causing the prince to make a pervy face. He took out a rope and grappling hook, throwing it over a rock on the hill. More unexplained chaotic tomfoolery in a cave’s design or maybe the author’s lack of imagination, eh Jebby? “Hold on, Lady! You too Sir!” Stephen grabbed onto FLTBC’s waist who was holding Enshou over her shoulder. “I’m the king of deus ex machina even in the dream world.” Enshou said as they landed on the hill and looked down at the dragon from above. “You know, I wonder if that handsome monster is guarding something. Everyone has something to guard internally! I guard my instabilities that I won’t be able to make a difference in protesting equal paying rights Land of Enshou for women! Ahee.” FLTBC stated. “I’m coming to that protest Monday and I will fight for your rights, FLTBC. We don’t let those corporate monsters in the government of the United States of Enshou take them away.” Enshou said as FLTBC wrapped him in his cape to keep him warm from the effects of the Wendadryl. “I wonder..” Stephen peaked behind the dragon to see the unmistakable glows of a purple and green crystal now emitting from behind the beast. “I knew Jebby wanted to make this interesting! Sir! It’s his Altana crystals! It’s hidden behind-“ “GAAAAHHHHH!” “DARK OVERLORD!” FLTBC called out upset. Stephen looked next to him to see an empty spot, he snapped in fromt of him to see that the Jebby the Dragon had grabbed Enshou by his Italian black leather boot that costed him 4,055,429 Whuck E Cheese’s tickets and was dangling him about. “DRAGONIA’S GOT ME GOOD! I WANTED YOUR BROTHER TO BITE OFF MY FOOT, NOT YOU YOU UGLY BIG ANTENNA CHILDHOOD BULLY!” Enshou said while being ragdolled around. “Dragon meant to look like my estranged Husband, you put the Dark Overlord down this instant! ..Please.” FLTBC said. “Estranged? Man your non-legally binding marriage is really falling apart huh- AAHHHH!” Enshou was smacked against the wall, damaging his soul. Stephen looked around desperate for a solution. “Grab the chair! Grab the chair!” FLTBC exclaimed to him. “This isn’t wrestling!” Stephen exclaimed, but FLTBC wished up a giant chair and threw it at the dragon, he came rushing back up to them. “Well I’ll be damned.. somehow you two can control Jebediah’s subsconscious, even if I don’t understand it-“ The Jebby Dragon swiped Sweetcheeks off the hill. “CAPTAIN!” FLTBC shouted. But Jebby caught him in his claw before he fell to the floor. He started carrying them away to drop them on the fires now engulfing the cave. “Jebby the Dragon if you don’t put them down right this instant I’ll... I’ll.. divorce the real Jebediah!” FLTBC said getting angry for the first time in her nonexistent life, a strange feeling to her but the dragon would still not budge. “FINE! Consider us divorced!!” She huffed and crossed her arms. “Damn. I hope she signed a prenup so I get half of his stuff. Also I have completely lost feeling in this foot, Captain.” Enshou said in a rather blank tone. Stephen could not break the grasp which the monster had him in. “GAAAHH THIS IS REALLY IT!!” They were mere inches away from the fire, Enshou felt the burning sensation of the flames near his soul, him and Stephen closed their eyes as they braced for impact. When suddenly the dragon’s head had a huge boulder thrown at it, causing it get gnarly banged up on the side of its face. It let go of Stephen and Enshou, the latter screaming on the top of his lungs. “I got ya!” FLTBC wished up mattresses for the two to land on. The dragon roared in pain and shifted his attention to who had struck him so easily. “Anyone hurting a friend of Katsura is an enemy of mine! Come here and taste the power of a REAL Dragon!” Jackie begun charging at him with his sword, making a battlecry. “I’m not friends with Zurako I merely steal her men.” Enshou rested his weary head on his Temur-Pedic. “Wow! So that mysterious shadowy guy following behind us the entire time ever since we came the coffin turned out to be important!” FLTBC chimmed in causing Stephen shake his head in grief. ———————- Roberta had her feet pulled up to her chest still sitting in the same place as before. She had stopped crying but her tears had dried on her cheeks and she was making little panting breaths through her nose. She wasn’t even aware someone was there until she felt the feeling of a flower being put behind her ear. She snapped out of it and instantly looked up at the woman who was squatting down to her level. She froze, feeling that she recognized them despite never meeting her before face to face. “Sorry, I couldn’t help but noticed how down you looked over here all alone. Are you okay, miss?” She asked, Roberta was still in shock and didn’t speak. The solid smiled and helped her to her feet. “My name’s Sophia! I attend the forest around these parts. You must be Roberta!” At this Roberta latched onto her in a hug, Sophia looked surprised but warmly returned it. Roberta soon broke it and stumbled around for words to say. “I’m sorry I just.. I can’t believe it’s actually you.” Roberta said awkwardly looking around. Sophia made a little chuckle. “I guess Yuka has told you quite a bit about me. She always did like overpraise me when I didn’t deserve it.” Sophia picked up her basket of wildflowers and ushered Roberta to follow her through the meadow. “You’re everything to Yuka, Sophia. You still are.” Roberta said looking at the woman. Sophia looked straight ahead smiling, “And she’s still everything to me even after all these decades. I guess that’s how it is with us solids and liquids.” She then put her head down but kept her expression. “You know Roberta. Solids only live as long as actual humanoids do, Yuka would have had to face the pain of losing her other half one day. It was just unfortunate it happened so soon. I just wish she would finally forgive herself for what happened that day.” Roberta’s heart hurt at those words. “I’ve always wished for that too. Yuka never deserved the pain and heartache she has endured for so many years.” Roberta shook her head upset. “Never once..” They kept walking through the meadow as the amber hues were starting to indicate the sun was beginning to set. They were heading more slowly back to the city but Sophia made sure they were taking their time in conversation by picking more flowers to make as ornaments for the people back there. “But despite everything that has happened, I’m overjoyed! I never saw Yuka as happy as she is with you. I’m so content to have finally met the wonderful woman she in love with!” She plucked a few daisies and put them into her basket. Roberta looked absolutely taken back. “I don’t deserve that title.. I betrayed her trust on several occasions. I ruined every single thread of any kind of relationship with her and not to mention Valentino..” Roberta continued. “And now I’m being told by literally the most nicest and blameless person that I’m this wonderful being, not to mention with her?” Sophia kept picking them though, still smiling. “A rose is still beautiful no matter how many times you cut it down and have to reshape it. Sometimes it just needs a little TLC, it may have its thorns but at the end of the day it’s still there and still beautiful. When Yuka lost her parents, Fratello and I tried being there for her. I knew I couldn’t completely take her sadness anyway though. What you did down there for Yuka earlier, Roberta.. proved to me your unselfish caring for her is still inside of you. That to me is beauty far greater than any rose.” Sophia got up, she patted her boney hand on Roberta’s cheek, the Skolexian still looking at the Globberian with somber feelings. “Tell me one last thing, you’re still in love with her aren’t you?” Roberta shook her head disagreeing. “Hmm?” “It’s much deeper than that.. When I look at her even from a distance..” Memories were beginning to flood in Roberta’s head, her vision started to become blurred again. “Being in love implies contentment on an infatuation level. She never wants to see me again and yet.. I have this overwhelming feeling of protecting her, especially now looking at the past. Back when I was resurrected for the first time as I was shunned, back on Earth when she was injured in war and now after being her being imprisoned inside a cage.. Yuka’s happiness is far more important to me than her returning those romantic affections I have for her, or of any kind of affection.” Sophia took her hand off of Roberta and shifted her view down. “Being in love isn’t infatuation, Roberta. It’s quite the opposite. It’s founded on the very building blocks of protecting and wanting the happiness of the other person. Both types of love aren’t very different at all from each other are they?” “-I guess that’s what makes people like us guardian angels, huh?” Sophia warmly smiled and continued walking on. The breeze of the meadow rustling through Roberta’s hair ae she started to reflect on these words deeply. She caught up to her as she was treading down the forest hillside. “I just don’t know how I can save Yuka, Valentino and all the other people I care about. I don’t have the power.” Roberta kept looking ahead as the kingdom was getting into viewing distance. “You have a pure heart though, Roberta. That’s the secret to people even with the most power wish they truly had.” Sophia simply stated. Roberta unclutched the Dream Catcher still in her hand from earlier and stared at it. She suddenly started to sprint some distance away from the solid as her mind was set on one thing. She didn’t stop as she reached the city and stood up on the water fountain in the middle of it, catching the notice of several people there. She then morphed her hand into a megaphone. “YO SUAVE! Where ever you are hiding listen up! You and me and this entire city are gonna build a giant Dream Catcher big and strong enough to trap Jebediah in. ARE YOU IN?!” She shouted, causing the crowd around her to make little cheers and agreements. Suave appeared at a balcony where he had been hidden from sight and poked out slightly. “That would never work Roberta.. He’s in the living realm now. We don’t have the crystals strong enough, not to mention we don’t even have all my brothers to cast a binding spell.” He said depressed. “Aw come on! Are you telling me the God of Sax is a little afraid of the symphony I got brewin’?” She taunted him, gesturing her hands for him to get closer. “Come on! Suavey! Suavey Suavey!” She pointed to the crowd and they begun chanting it as well. Suave smiled and rolled his eyes. He teleported to where she was at and nodded his head. The crowd gave a loud cheer in return. Sophia walked into town and she handed the basket for the other villagers to grab out of, making a little smile at Skolexian the entire time. She handed one lei to a rather big gentlemen and his family, who was also grinning at the woman at the fountain. The plot shifted to another area of space and dimension unattainable by mere mortals. “It seems you three have returned, where is the fourth?” One of the Tendoshu members said as the injured three came through a portal and took their respected seats on the council of the top ten members. “Jebediah has turned his body into his own. We managed to teleport away before time in Oukoku resumed.” One said holding his aching shoulder. Another one spoke up, “He is much more powerful than we thought. Possibly as much as Utsuro was. We must continue our plans with the Shinra if we expect to find a way to take that Altana monster down just like we took the other one.” They agreed to themselves and resumed discussing other matters. The leader spoke up, “Our number of members has greatly dwindled within all these wars, it is advisable we consider the possibility of recruiting new members into our organization.” There was a bunch of talk amongst themselves until they heard a portal opening up from down below. “What’s this gossip about about new recruits?” A prim and proper man stepped out, blowing a kiss. All the members immediately stood up, one teleported to Jebediah and went to take him down but he grabbed him by the throat and broke it. He continued casually strolling by them. “I say he’ll be regenerating back to normal any moment now! But I can’t say the same for all of your dwindling Utsuro blood! Meanwhile those Latin tricks have made my immortal blood fresh as a daisy!” The main leader teleported even quicker and stepped in the Bureian’s way. “Jebediah. We cannot allow you further pass on. You may join us but that is the extent of our generosity. Continue on and we will kill you.” He said. “JOIN YOU?! OHOHO!” Jebediah had a laughing fit and held his belly. “I am tickled pink, I really am. Why on Earth would I join you bloody mongrels when I already had membership to your little club. No thanks! I’m rejecting your invitation! Nice Altana Key you’re supporting on your hand ol’ chap but those are so yesterday.” Jebediah snapped his fingers and mountains of Altana begun to burst from the grounds themselves, permanently killing one of them as the others teleported out of the way. “Unfortunately for you Jebediah, we have some tricks up our sleeves as well.” The leader snapped his own fingers and the Altana ceased to flow. He then powered enough in his hands to focus his energy at Jebediah, the ground split underneath the Bureian but he had jumped to one of the sides just as a giant wall of green Altana stormed out of it. Jebediah crawled and to his feet, dusting off his trousers, “Nice move old bat! Buuuut if you had purple you could control the very comic book itself, such as this!” Jebediah twirled around on the heel of his boot and then snapped his fingers when he stopped. He levitated up one of the Tendoshu in the background and opened the ground again, this time throwing the man into a pit of Hell. Jebediah clapped his hands together and the ground closed up again. The Tendoshu all teleported and tackled him down this time. Four of them held down his arms and legs as the other five begun slashing down his body with their swords. Jebediah couldn’t move under their tremendous weight. However in the middle of all of this, he channeled all his energy into a thought. A large portal started emerging from underneath them all and swallowed them up. During the transition into wherever it was taking them, Jebediah managed to shake off four of them. He pushed two of them outside the realm of the timeslip tunnel and into the realm of nothingness, instantly dying. His Altana was patching up his wounds of his body as he was punching and kicking the other seven in all directions, managing to kick another two out of the portal tunnel. They finally landed in their destination in time and space and continued fighting as the plot shifted to Isaburo and Soutatsu who had been brutally fighting as well. A blonde samurai then busted open the doors of the castle, a wave of injured Shinra he had fought off falling at his feet. “Man.. I really should have picked up my costume before I came here. After this arc I’m like, totally super gluing it onto me.” Elizabeth rubbed his five o’clock shadow tiredly. Soutatsu squinted his eyes and pushed Isaburo aside with his shoulder as he walked by. “Dragonia... this doesn’t concern you. Go return to your kingdom, ‘lost king’. Or are you back to playing terrorist and pretending to have amnesia?” Soutatsu stared down the antenna man aross the room. “Oh I think it very much does. Refresh my old fart brain. What is it these Bakufu morons call Oukoku? Its biggest ally? As rightful heir I’m just protecting my good ol’ allies here!” Elizabeth said as he made a big sarcastic smirk. “I said stay out of it..” Soutatsu grumbled, Isaburo took this distraction to escape the room. “You already killed one Oukokuan king, wanna give it a second go you blue haired doofus?!” Dragonia taunted him. Soutasu grimly squinted his eyes and came full steamed force at the prince, throwing him through several walls and finally shattering the last one leading to the royal courtyard, in a dusty maze. The terrorists heard this loud commotion from the hallway and ran to the closest window to see what had happened. “ELIZABETH!” Matako yelled. He was sitting in a heap of drywall and the garden’s flowers but slowly got up with his sword for support. He spit out some blood and flower fertilizer and made a chuckling smile. “Dragonia or Elizabeth, the title doesn’t matter, I always get myself into deadly danger, don’t I?” He slung his sword up, in an instant Soutatsu appeared behind him and tried to slash him with stars. Elizabeth dodged two of them as he quickly turned around but managed to get sliced across the chest by the third one. While looking down at himself, Soutatsu grabbed his arm and flung him upside down, he landed on his head and antenna on the hard gravel. But as Soutatsu had his hands clenched him, Dragonia managed to kick him in the face with his boots and levered himself up. “This is what you wanted, right! Sons avenging their fathers? Come at me again you angsty sumbitch!” Dragonia said in a smartass tone, Soutatsu came speeding up to him again this time with an even angrier punch to his face. The fighting continued as the castle was beginning to catch on fire from Katsura’s previous smoke bombs. Meanwhile the Shinra were sitting around the base of Kada’s castle guarding her as the fights with the Dakini and other Shinra were taking place with the humans outside in the city. Suddenly a bright light blinded them and an individual heftly stomped his boot on Kada’s head as he arrived, instantly killing her from the blow. He wipes the blood off his foot and looked at them all contently with his makeup composed of dark blood and some grounded up Tendoshu bones as white powder. “K-KADA-HIME!” Several Shinra shouted out. “You mean your little princess? Oh I wouldn’t put too much worry into her. She’s been dead for ages!” Jebediah picked up her body and it turned back into a dead Tendoshu. The Shinra stood there flabbergasted and started to slowy drawl out their weapons. “W-what.. did you to Kada-Hime you unholy monster..” The Shinra had looks of horror as watched the fragments of bone on the floor. “Oh heavens no, not me! Turns out the Tendoshu killed your princess months ago in Harusame captivity during all that Koukan nonsense and were using one of their decoys to fool you. Congratulations my fellow Bungan chaps, you figured it out even more slowly than the Skolexians did! You Liberationers were trying to PREVENT more chaos from the Tendoshu when you were merely their puppets seeking to destroy you from the inside without you even knowing it. But you’ve been fooled by many Tendoshu leaders lately, haven’t you?” “What do you want with us..?” One asked. You’re Jebediah we heard about in court, aren’t you?” Another asked. “Well my, I am rather exhausted from killing off an entire race of those sharing my immortal blood, my dear Shinra. I was thinking of taking the rest of the day off if you gentlemen wouldn’t mind.” Jebediah fanned his tired self and slumped back into a king’s chair that appeared out of nowhere. “You..singlehandedly killed off all the Tendoshu...?” Another said in disbelief. “H-He has the powers to make things appear out of thin air..” One whispered. “Think of it as my token to everyone in the 22nd universe. Now we are finally all rid of those pesky strawhats!” Jebediah snapped his fingers, they all turned around as they heard rumbling. Yorozuya were some distance in the city doing something when they felt an earthquake underneath their feet. “Gin-san...?” Shinpachi asked. The ground erected a giant renaissance castle underneath Kada’s hide out, most the Shinra frantically all ran out of it before they were crushed. Jebediah disappeared again and reappeared on one of the balconies. “I will be back very soon my good subjects! Just need to catch up with one last old friend. Tomorrow will be my coronation of Chaotic King of the Universe!” He strolled away inside and dramatically closed the curtains behind him, leaving the amanto below there frozen in shock. Jebediah snapped his fingers inside his regal bedroom and opened a portal. He stepped inside of it, closing behind him and walked through the harsh deserts of Purgatory until reaching the oasis. “Bunny, I’m home!” Jebediah smiled with his eyes closed. The moment he stepped inside the jungle though he ducked before a large blast from an umbrella could knock his head off. It made a steaming giant hole in the tree behind him. “My! Quick on the drawl today aren’t we madam?” Kouka stood on edge of a rock just behind a waterfall with her umbrella still pointed at the man. “Leave here now, Jebediah.” “Oh come now Kouka my dearest dear, I visit Utsy, that pesky RALRO but I was saving the most beautiful for last!” Jebediah vanished and appeared right next to her, posing and resting his chin on his fist. She crossed her arms and narrowed her eyes. “Well unlike them my soul isn’t an image of the past. So I could kill you if that’s what you wanted.” Kouka said in a deadpan voice, Jebediah just made a boisterous laugh. “I just had to tell you about my coronation plans!” Jebediah put his hands behind his back and begun strolling around. “That worm and weak healer have something planned to take me down this time. But Ol’ Jebby has something brewing himself. The moment they ascend from heaven will be their last moment to realize it’s too late. Heaven and all its powers of life and death will be at my grasp.” He made a sinister smile and folded his hands. “So you’re trying to pierce Heaven? Try telling that to that lughead Billy who attempted to and failed some short time ago. Not even Utsuro could and his blood was pure of the purple crystal.” Kouka looked around the oasis but didn’t keep her guard down for one second. “Utsuro couldn’t or Utsuro didn’t feel like it was worth doing so? A man more powerful than those brothers guarding the book itself?” Jebediah turned his head towards her. “My dear Kouka.. Once I have Heaven, there will be much more that I can obtain. I am ascending levels far beyond what that Earth monster could even dream of.. If only he wasn’t shackled to that shed of his to be able to see my grand glowing symposium about to take place.” Jebediah jumped down the rocks and started ascended into the blinding greenery of the forest. “Like you’re shackled to your empty feelings?” Jebediah stopped walking but kept on a little smile. “You and me aren’t so different as you might think Jebediah, we both have lost family and loved ones. We’re avoiding them for maybe selfish reasons. Except I know when to let go of my emptiness and realize I can’t change everything that has happened to me.” “I’d keep your distance deary, you’re not the only one of your kind trying to rustle feathers with me right now. But you’re husband in my subsconscious right now is much stronger than he is leading me to believe. I wouldn’t want you to ruin that chance of him trying to prove it by forcing me to kill him.” Kouka’s expression turned to shock and disgust as he continued walking . “Good day m’am.” Jebediah kept going until he eventually disappeared from plain sight. TBC
  7. “For the Benefit of Mr. Kite” - The Beatles
  8. No, this is Impossible.

  9. “Last week on Edo Wurvivor!” “Tribes Kibou and Yuuki were set up for the very first time and alliances made!” Some stock footage showed Eren and Shinsuke talking it out last week. “But tempers were also flown!” Some tape was shown of FDL badmouthing Lily from last week and vice versa and another of Nobume and Saitou teaming up to try to vote out Shinsuke. “In the end Enshou won the competition for Kibou in a dash to the finish line in snowboarding!” Footage played Enshou dancing on his snowboard and thrusting at the camera lens. “But will his team be able have immunity again this week? Are the contestants compared for a even greater challenge? Will sercurity ever get Gintoki away from me?” She smiled and two big beefy guys lifted him up by his arms and punted him out of sight. “32 Days, 15 contestants, 1 WURVIVOR!” “YEHEODDODELODLELDEOEL!” Katsura happily sung aloud to the theme song as the scene had cut to all the contestants sitting at the cabin mess hall, most annoyed at him but Shinsuke dreamily smiling. Ketsuno Ana stood in front of them all with a grin on her face. “Well! We were gonna go ice climbing today, but outside blizzard outside wasn’t as strong as we anticipated for ratings, so we’ll have to make do with a challenge here today!” “Uhh, don’t you mean BECAUSE of the blizzard we’re not gonna do that challenge?” Matako asked. “No!” Ketsuno smiled and Matako scowled. The confession scene cut to Gintoki. He was just staring there boredly at the screen until the camera men yelled at him to speak. “Oh yeah right, the confessional. After last week’s near death experience that somehow the camera didn’t catch, I could use an easy challenge.” Gintoki rubbed his stomach where his kidney once was. Another confessional flipped to Pirako, “I didn’t mean knock out the Bro and decorate head with red pretty perm head flowers! But I had to keep my A face on, even if that means turning the entire snow bank into a lovely bright garden!” “Uhh, you’re not suppose to try kill the fellow contestants..” The producer whispered from outside the camera. She got out her sword and it static back to the regular scene. “However, there is gonna be a twist to this challenge!” Ketsuno was handed a brief case by one of the beefy sercuity guys. She unlocked it with a million different complex combinations lasting for several minutes mildy irritating the contestants. It finally opened, inside was an invitation that was sparkling gold. A confessional switched over to Monika, “Oh I knew right then this challenge would be special! Our Chief Kamui has dazzling shiny things like that everywhere in the ship. I mean, most of them are just painted gold wrappings for his chocolate coins, but still! Hee!” “Alright let’s head it out to the buses for a roadtrip!” Ketsuno said ordering them to follow her outside. “But you didn’t even show us the contents inside the briefcase, all we saw was a blinding bright light!” Matako exclaimed but everyone ignored her as they fled out. “WHY AM I THE STRAIGHT WOMAN HERE?!” Katsura came up and gave her a reassuring mom pat on the head and she sighed as they walked out together. In the corner, King was looking at Pirako and Enshou intensely. —————-— Soon after the Shogun’s incident at the egg restaurant, word had gotten around of two unlicensed cooks on the run from the law. The Mimawarigumi had been sent out to take on the case, seeing how the safety of the Shogun was their number one specialty. Though, with members running low with the vice-chief’s absence on a reality show, Isaburo was forced by the government to have a cop from another squad teamed up with him. “Sasaki do you report?” The voice on the radio asked the,. “Yes.” The brothers both said, Isaburo made a sigh of annoyance, Tetsu moreso making one of somber. The black coat looked outside of the window as Isaburo finished his text and ignited the key in his car. Testu was at lost between his feelings of nervousness and sadness around this estranged man. He begun to stray in thought. I don’t know why they had us teamed together. I’m one of the lowest ranked members of the Shinsengumi so it’s not like I could have importance with a case this huge. I guess everyone else in the squad was busy with Chief Kondo’s marriage or that reality show. It’s not like Isaburo never really apologized for what happened in Thorny. Actually, this is the first time I’ve had alone with him since those events. He just has become quiet, cold and awkward to me ever since. Moreso I guess, how it was growing up with him from a distance as an illegitimate half-sibling. “Can you stop inner monologuing.” Isaburo said, Testu looked down at the floor for several minutes before he spoke out again. “Hey, I know about the terrorist thing.” Tetsu couldn’t believe what he literally just uttered. Isaburo stopped the car to a screeching halt in the middle of a busy traffic road. Cars were honking at them, but Isaburo continued looking straight ahead, Tetsu knew that look meant his older brother awaited an answer. “Don’t worry, no else knows but me.” He said, Isaburo looked at him with a blank expression. “I’ve just assumed you know, from observing you with those guys. But.. after everything that has happened in the past year with Okiwana and Edo getting taken over so many times and such.. seeing how much you’ve changed as an individual to the people around you... l feel like it isn’t too much of a thing to worry about to tell the Shinsengumi.” Isaburo’s eyes widened but he shook out of it and looked ahead, continuing driving. There was another long silence after that that felt like an eternity to Testu. He had a lump in his throat knowing he at least got some words off his chest but couldn’t guess how his older brother was taking it. Isaburo parked the car near the curb and got out. “..We’ve reached our stop.” Isaburo said and closed the door behind him as Testu got out as well, not noticing his own old sock monkey in the back. Cut to the Edo castle, with Soyo, Kagura and Hata sitting around one of the dining tables. Kagura had been living there since her house had blown up as Shinpachi was at his own home doing Shinpachi things. The TV in front of them was on the live episode as the cast was still traveling on the bus. “I’m beting all of Shinpachi’s inheritance that one of the girls win Wurvivor. They can beat out all these loser old men with both hands tied behind their backs, uh-huh.” Kagura took a sippy of her royal brand apple juice. “I think Bansai will win!” Soyo exclaimed. “Yeah Bansai~.” Hata said dreamily and rested his head on his hands. “He’s not on the show you LUGHEADS.” Kagura karate chopped both of their heads as they kept smiling. There was a brief tap of something outside the window sill. “You know, if anyone will win it’s Shimaru-niisan. He’s got mad tactive skills, better than any of these clowns can hatch up.” “I said STOP STALKING ME.” Hata yelled and Sougo was so startled, him and the ladder to fell to the ground. Soon after this event, Nobunobu creaked open the living room door a little. “Uhhh, I reckon y’all want to come in to see this in the laundry room..” The three of them shrugged and got up to follow him. They were beyond shocked at what they saw there. Kagura picked up Hata by the scruff of his cape. “OI, bubblegum, you let the dogs hang out, didn’t you know your dog was a girl?!” She asked him. “Gender is a binary construct! I let Poochie decide what to identify as!” He said and Kagura dropped him to the floor, he made a squeak sound. Kagura walked up to Sadaharu. “And you Sadaharu! Don’t you have any shame? Giving in like any man into heat because of some tempting seducing woman?” The little yato scolded her dog as he whimpered. “Come on Kagura-chan, just look at how cute those little guys are!” Soyo pointed to one that could barely sit up straight without the help of his mother and father. “HHHHH, PUPPIES!” The trio looked at each other and then rushed over to picked them up. Nobunobu sat down as one of the octopuppies crawled in his lap. He tried to use his phone with his clunky handcuffs. “I just got a message Shige is coming home but uhhh he was.. POISIONED?!” Nobu exclaimed. “S-Soyo! Did you hear-“ “Yeah mhm sure big brother can handle it.” Soyo was immensely into playing with the pups. Nobu just sweatdropped in disbelief still. “You know, this might be the first crossbreed of these species! We should have a vet to check up on them to make sure they’re all alright.” Hata said petting one of them in his hands. The girls agreed as the door was not even a second later opened. “Did somebody call for a vet?” “Wow! Talk about some fast service!” Kagura exclaimed. Heji walked over got down on Poochie’s level to examine her. “Just as I thought, this dog is pregnant.” He said and Haji facepalmed. “Uhm, my dog WAS pregnant.” Hata chimed in. “Hmm quite.” Heji said. Haji then pulled him aside for a private conversation. “Boss, what are we doing here? I thought we were chasin’ the Globberian and Yato!” She loudly whispered. “They knew knowing too much, Haji. And the woman one scared me.” Heji explained, Haji’s expression darkened. “Besides, I think we’ll get all we need from these guys.” They broke apart their group huddle and resumed to the others. Heiji kelt playing with his phoney baloney instrument kit, pretending to know what he was doing. The others were watching intensely. “I see now..” “Yes?” Soyo asked. “Have your pets spayed and neutered.” He gave a Wob Barker thumbs up and the kids all kicked him down and kept at it as he screamed. Nobunobu sighed as he was still on his phone and petting a doggy. “W-WAIT! PLEASE! I JUST NEEDED DIRECTIONS TO THE GLOBBERIAN VILLAGE!” “THAT’S WHAT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT?!” Haji yelled. “Go straight out of Edo and then take a left inside the mountain sides, pardner.” Nobunobu said plainly. “YES, THANK YOU!” Heji broke free of the abusive children and sped off, grabbing Haiji, who also abused him. They ran through and out of the castle, avoiding guards all the while. They were back on the streets now. “Haji, that’s the last time I take clients inside my head.” “CLIENTS INSIDE YOUR HEAD?” She was about to lose it. “Hey I’ll take any work we can get.” Heji replied back and Haji’s expression was even darker now. The screen cut to a scene near by in an alley, a amanto was setting up some bedding for the night and then too a swig from his canteen. ”No, I’m not going to the castle to see octopuppies, squirt.” He hung up and shoved his phone in his jacket pocket. “Damn I got the Old Man’s royal hounds chasing after me, as if being a terrorist wasn’t pressuring enough. I thought that was gonna be a one subplot JOKE, AUTHOR.” Elizabeth yelled at me, but hey I was happy to write his voice and see his handsomeness. “Man I miss my suit.. ugh why do humanoids have so many fingers.. I miss my simple flippers.. I hate my beautiful rugged voice..This is worse than the time Jii caught me losing the contest in my bedroom when I was 15.” He swiped a match against a trash can and warmed his hands by the fire. “Hey! Yeah you!” A man wearing cardboard called out from where Elizabeth was. The Oukoku sheepishly turned his head and hid his face with his hoodie moreso. “Say, you look familiar.” “Uhh quack.” Drag said with his hand over his mouth. “Yeah I feel like I quacked too.” Hasegawa adjusting his shades. He looked in the distance dramatically and his theme started to automatically played. “Oh Woward Jones take me out now..” Dragonia dragged his hand down his not-duck face. “After I was tutoring for my boss, everyone kind of forgot about me and dropped me off here. Once again put on as a standby puppet for the authors.” Hasegawa took a puff out of his cigarette. Elizabeth made a silent annoyed sound. Suddenly two cops walked in the alley, but before the not-duck could react, the taller one with the white coat pulled out a poster. “Excuse gentlemen, have you seen these two outlaws who are responsible for the death penalty crime of poisoning of the Shogun?” Isaburo asked. “LAAWH.” Elizabeth made an obnoxious throat clear for no reason as he kept staring at the fire warming his hands. “Very well then, I understand. We’ll be on our way.” Isaburo said and him and Tetsu turned the other way. “Woah! Did you hear that dude? The Shogun was poisoned! Who would have done that? Do you think terrorists?” Hasegawa asked. “Hey I’m not thinking of my crewmates, I got my own problems to deal with right now- I mean quack.” Elizabeth replied. “You know, we should be real careful.” Hasegawa then banged his chest with his fingerless gloves. “Us old homeless guys got to stick together.” “Uhh I gotta take a whizz over there..” Elizabeth tried to dash out of there but Hasegawa grabbed his shoulder before he could escape. “There’s this place I heard that has all sorts of delicious dishes and watch me switch the subplots right now!” Madao made the blonde man take a stroll down the filthy streets of Edo as Elizabeth made more little groans. ——————— “Alright we’re here!” Ketsuno said as they kept driving thru Edo until the bus arrived at a soup kitchen for a homeless shelter. They filed out of the vehicle and inside to see three old guys sitting there. “Today you will be serving up these old timers!” Ketsuno pointed to them all looking dead and defiled. Elizabeth covered his face more with his hoodie and slid down into his chair. “You call this a challenge?” FDL put a hand on her underpaid hip. Katsura walked up to Musashi and looked him in the eye. “IKUMATSU-DONO’S FATHER, HOW ARE YOU? DOES IKUMATSU-DONO KNOW YOU’RE HERE?” Zura said loudly, for some reason thinking he was deaf. “You better eat when you can!” Musashi exclaimed probably not aware of his surroundings. “You know, things have gotten real hard ever since Ikumatsu-dono’s husband died ten years ago in some kick the can accident... and also when he died from those terrorist gang members attacking him.” Katsura looked somber. “Oi, Zura what are you talking about you doofus. Wait.. are you talking about Kurokono? That noodle shop owner was married to him? And he didn’t die 10 years ago or whatever that second time was, come on we had an entire arc about it!” Gintoki straightmanned. “He did have a knack for people thinking he was dead because he was so forgettable, huh? B-But not to this Shinny..” Shinsuke was handed a tissue by his husband and loudly blew into it. “Yeah this like, majorly blows. Feedin’ a buncha old boomers lookin’ asses, I have that job already at home.” Nobume crossed her eliteo arms. The scene cut to a Enshou confessional. “I don’t know, I’m pretty good at feeding boomers. Last Whanksgiving I stuffed the Captain like a turkey.” Steve and Joe had turned on their TV in their office shortly before this scene but then simultaneously turned it off now. Ketsuno then ripped off her outfit revealing a tuxedo underneath. The entire soup kitchen turned into a massive wrestling ring before the contestants own surprised eyes. A large audience cheering of robots appeared under the stadium. “What..” Shinsuke started. “The...” Gintoki finished. “Hey, I recognize this craftsmanship and those androids! This must be Genghai-sama’s work. How silly, he didn’t even tell me he had a helped out on this contest’s project!” Tama smiled happily. “WURVIVOR CONTENTS ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEE?! LET’S HAVE THEM EAT IT!” Ketsuno shouted into the crowd chanting “EAT IT!” Behind them the tribes were having mixed expressions of nervousness, smugness or excitement. “Both of your tribes will choose three members to wrestle with our three old timers.” Ketsuno pointed to the empty ring and then underneath it the floor lifted up Madao and the two others to visible view. “Again. Choose wisely! No exchanges after they’re made!” Ketsuno let the tribes be amongst themselves now. The screen zoomed up to the Kibou tribe huddled up and had a shot underneath them all to see their faces. Otae and Pirako smiled, Tama had a slightly surprised face, Matako and King looked determined, Enshou and Zura had resting bitch faces and Gintoki was picking his nose. “My favorite angle, camera man.” Enshou commented. “How is this a challenge?” Matako raised her eyebrow. “I mean two of those guys are old geezers and the other is Lizzy! For some reason. Another old geezer.” “Lizzy is in this competition? I didn’t see him, Matako-dono, just some blonde seme.” Katsura said and Matako just loudly sighed at her boss. “I’ll try to square up against that piss colored hair loser, he totally cheated in our last fight together.” Enshou told them. “Enshou minion, you’re with me for back-up.” King nodded. “I’ll take a shot it with one of them too. It will do me good since I haven’t had any single dialogue in these contests yet.” Otae smiled. They put their hands together and gave one big Banzai! before breaking up and scowling menacingly at the other tribe. “Alright Yuuki tribe! You’re up first!” Ketsuno exclaimed as stood right behind the ring. Shinsuke, Monika and Saitou got into the ring and faced Musashi, Hasegawa and Dragonia in that respected order. But before the competition could properly start, Elizabeth immediately tackeled down Shinsuke and pinned him to the floor with his elbow. “Hey I won.” Elizabeth said and the bell was rung. “WINNER! Elizabeth! Shinsuke you are OUTTA HERE!” Ketsuno threw her thumb over her shoulder. FDL and Nobume looked super pissed at him from the crowds. “COME ON MIDGET I’VE SEEN YOU TACKLE A SENSEI IN THE BACKSEATS BIGGER THAN THAT!” Nobume pointed to Elizabeth’s antenna. “GET UP!” “Always gotta be those white devils.” Stephen shrugged with his hands in his pockets. Eren turned his head at him and gave him a look. “I’M NOT EVEN YOUR OPPONENT YOU STUPID DUCK! AND WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?!” Shinsuke yelled at his commander still crushing him as his swears of pain were censored. “Guess it’s my turn.” Hasegawa shrugged and before their very eyes he transformed into a mega cardboard robot. “Cool!” Monika exclaimed excited. She shuffled her feet against the floor, causing the electricity in her program to unite. She zoomed in green glitch puffs around Hasegawa, getting him dizzy and confused. As he was walking around to find her she zoomed by and pulled out her yato umbrella, causing him to trip to the floor. She quickly took the chance to pin him down. “1, 2, 3! Monika WINS! Hasegawa you’re OUT! For now.” Ketsuno said as the old man groaned. “Hee hee!” Monika got up and helped him get a ice pack for his achy head back stage. Elizabeth still had frustrated and groaning Shinsuke pinned down underneath him as Elizabeth was browsing the web on his phone. “Hey midget, did the new wOS update cause your Witter app to pull up really slowly too?” Elizabeth asked. Unknown to Elizabeth, Saitou appeared behind him and kicked him down with a precise move. Saitou looked up at Dragonia, shaking his head at his silent enemy who broke his silence. “Hey duck, it’s that afro guy who uhh, man I can’t even remember the Valentine’s Arc.” Shinsuke said rather tired in a heap with the ducky. In a flash Saitou stood across from Musashi. “You better eat while you still can.” The old man had a glowing energy around him and slowly levitated into the sky a few feet. “THE HELL IS GOING ON OUT THERE NOW?!” Matako yelled out from the stands. Musashi used his otherwordly powers to have large ramen noodles lash out at Saitou. He dodged them as they came and used the noodles as stepping stairs to to reach the old man. However, Musashi matched up the black coat’s sword fighting with his noodle tentacles. They continued for several minutes matching each other’s blows until Musashi was able to grab Saitou by his red afro. He flung the man to the ground and pinned him with a noodle. “1, 2, 3, WINNER! MUSASHI!” Ketsuno cheered out. “Only one win for the Yuuki Tribe!” FDL and Stephen rubbed their hands down their faces. “YES!! WIN THIS FOR KUROKONO-DONO’S SAKE, IKUMATSU-DONO’S FATHER!!” Katsura yelled. “Zura enough with the jokes. Come on, the dude’s dead.” Gintoki said to him but suddenly the scene had switched to Edo’s cemetery, a cool breeze was rustling the left over leaves from autumn. “W-what’s going on..” “OI IT WAS REAL?! HOW?!” Gintoki exclaimed. Ikumatsu kept staring at her husband’s grave as the wind was picking up and hollowing now. As she begun to feel streams down her face, a hand clasped on her shoulder. “Hey, Ikumatsu, I know you’re a strong woman but he wouldn’t want to see you like this. I know towards the end it was hard for you two stay together too but Kurokono was always smiling, even to his death. Don’t you think Daigou would have wanted his beloved wife to keep smiling for him?” Ikumatsu stared at the man for a few moments in shock before embracing him with a weeping and smiling hug. “My diner is always across from your guys ramen shop, if you need anything.” Pakuyasa made a little smile as her arms were clasped around his neck. “AND WHY IS HE PLAYING THE GUY TO COMFORT THE WIDOW BUT ALSO HOOKS UP WITH HER LATER ROLE?” Gintoki yelled. “DON’T SPEAK ILL OF GRIEVING WIDOWS GINTOKI!” Zura headthumped him. “Of ALL people you shouldn’t have the right to imput on that!” Gintoki snapped back. They continued arguing as the next team was setting up for the next fight. ————— Flashback hundreds of years ago in universe two, a human was taken out of a blue liquid tank and placed in handcuffs in a pillar of some enormous station base somewhere in space. The strawhat leaders stared at the man for quite some time as he smiled back at them. They all started to walk away but nodded for one of the lower leaders to stay behind. He smiled at Utsuro as he took a cup of tea from under his coat. “Keeping that warm this entire time under there?” Utsuro smiled back at him. “Oh you know how the Tendoshu are, stuffy rules ‘n wh’atnot.” Jebediah took a sip of his drink and continued. “By the way, congratulations on your membership, Mr. Utsuro!” “Oh? You could have fooled me that I’m a member when I’m tied up like this!” Utsuro beamed. He actually was a bit weak from the strain of the tank and from the amount of blood taken out of him previously. “For some reason though I feel like you’re enjoying this, King Jebediah of Burei.” Jebediah softly placed his teacup and plate on the floor. “So you have heard of me? Though I wish I had heard of you sooner. Blimey, an individual actually born of Altana! Those are the legends young boys dream about before they’re even tall enough walk.” Jebediah strolled around the room with his hands folded together elegantly. “I heard you sold out your wife, children and entire planet to The Tendoshu and let them control it as they pleased. How much of it blew up when they got the chance? Half or more? The entire planet maybe?” Utsuro calmy sneered. Jebediah stopped pacing and looked back at him. He knew Utsuro was trying to jab him in weak spots, so he plastered a fake smile on. “Then we both have something in common! Selling out our homes for membership! But to answer your question, Mr. Utsuro. Despite the wonderful and generous efforts of a chap such as yourself, they STILL feel you are holding out on them. My words not theirs, mind you!” Jebediah replied. “What could a man who has given his very own blood possibly have left to offer?” He asked him. A few moments later Jebediah released the clamps from Utsuro’s hands and feet. Utsuro struggled from his weakness but got to his feet. He stood to face Jebediah who smiled. Jebediah handed him a Tendoshu cloak and helped him put it on. “I’ll have a word with them Mr. Utsuro, it isn’t polite to keep our new members strung about in such a gruesome barabic manner. You are free to go, I’m sure I’ll see you around.” Utsuro simply walked passed the man but stopped before he exited the room. “Jebediah.” He said and Jebediah curiously turned around and rested his fingers on his chin. “The Tendoshu have a stronger hold on you than even I.” Jebediah’s smile faded and his eyebrows furrowed he kept staring at Utsuro’s head as it turned outside the room. “So you gave the Tendoshu your blood in this universe too, sensei.” Oboro was resting in the cabin with his master, however this wasn’t a reality as he was still on Edo under the Naraku and Utsuro was on a ship back home going to Earth. Utsuro was communicating to him through a dream. Oboro took a bite of a cookie and laid back in the sofa across from Poe and Utsuro in his chair. “Only the green part.” Utsuro said. Oboro raised eyebrow. “Oboro, you and I are the only ones in this particular universe who understand that this is a comic book. The purple part of my blood from the crystal allows for an individual to leave the book or control even the outside world. In most ways it’s even more powerful than the green crystals. Even before Steve’s confession in the first universe I watched him and his brother grow up, I studied them.” Sensei looked at a photo of his wall with the little Steve and sunshiney baby Joe. “I understood they were from another world perhaps. I guess my obsession for knowledge became too strong, otherwise we wouldn’t be standing here with these powers.” Oboro was quite surprised, the man hadn’t told him all of these details before. “Do I have purple Altana? Were you born of it, Sensei?” A can of worms opened up in Oboro’s mind. “Unfortunately no Obo, I cannot trust that power to anyone, even my most faithful student.” Oboro looked a bit disheartened but understood. “I’m not sure about that second question! I feel I do posess it but,” Utsuro smiled and looked out the snowing window of the dream world. He thought of the dead sailor man who had washed up twice now in these two universes covered in purple liquid. He wondered who Steve and Joe’s parents were, but never met them at that point of history. “I guess one day I’ll understand. There is a lot out there in the real world that not even your teacher knows about.” Oboro and Poe cocked their heads. Utsuro smiled at them, gesturing at Oboro to continue eating his snack. The teacher then looked down at his teacup. “The only problem is, I may not be the only one curious enough to ask these questions.” He continued staring at the brown liquid inside of it. ——————- “Moshi moshi? Aah, Shin-chan! How are doing back at home?” Otae asked on the phone. She was in the ring with Enshou and King against the old men. “Are you kidding me?! Taking a call at a time like this?!” Gintoki shouted out at her. Enshou locked eyes with the bored looking Dragonia. Enshou menacingly smiled as he whipped out his pink sabers and ran towards the white devil. “Dragonia, it is time to repent for your SINS!!” But Elizabeth just tripped him with his foot and Enshou fell on his mascara covered face. He put the redheaded prince in a head lock and then gave him a wet willy. The other members of the tribe facepalmed. “COME ON!” Gintoki and Matako shouted at Otae. “How exciting! You can do it Otae-sama!” Tama gently clapped her hands together. “Come on Bro! Heckle those old timers for everything they got! Step on their faces and take out everything out of their wallets, those cheap geezer bastards! Pull their life support out of their aging wrinkly bodies!” Pirako smiled as Gintoki and Matako turned their heads to her with darken faces. “Hmm?” Otae looked up confused, putting away her cell phone. The Madao transformer robot squared up with her. Madao broke his serious face and smiled. “Hey Tae-san! Long time no-“ “RAAAAHHHHHHH!” The woman grabbed him by his robotic legs and swung him about in a circle. He cried out for mercy and was thrown high up into the air, crashing through the roof and outside of the dome. Otae smiled and brushed off her hands. “WINNER! Tae!” Kentsuno shouted. Gintoki and Matako’s expression darkened with horror. “AAHH! JONATHON!” Enshou was getting more childhood ‘nam flashbacks of his tough military stepdad as Dragonia was bending back the man’s leg now. “Hey your braided fool is somehow doing even worst than our midget.” Nobume flipped her shades down. Pirako turned to her and smiled with a vein popping out of her forehead. “AYY YA WANNA GO WITH A YAZUKA HOT STUFF?!” Pirako yelled and then Nobume got in her face. “YEAH MOTHER***ER YA WANNA MOTHERF**** GO? THIS COP TAKE YA OUT LIKE THE MOB TRASH YA ARE COME AT ME WIT THOSE LITTLE MOTHER***IN BRO HANDS OF YOURS BITCH.” She said as they bumped bodies. “AYY YOU TALKIN’ TRASH TO ME WHITE COAT? MY GANG WILL MESS YOU THE **** UP AND MAKE YA BLUE HAIRED ASS SLEEP WITH THE FISHES LIKE YESTERDAY’S HIT JOB, GET OUTTA HEARA!” Pirako spitted on her face as she talked. “YOU WANNA GO PRINCESS? YOU WANNA KISS PRINCESS? Woah, who said that woah.” Nobume backed up and put her hands up in defense. Shinsuke and Gintoki rolled their eyes and held the the girls back from each other to prevent further damage. “SWEETCH- I MEAN MINION, HELP ME!” Enshou screamed. King shrugged and simply pulled back his jacket revealing a katana. He put his hand on the sheath and in a millisecond flash, Dragonia and Musashi had flesh wounds on them and collapsed onto the floor. “Better eat while you still can...” Musashi passed out with his injured noodle tentacles. “NOOOOO! FATHER!” Katsura ran inside of the ring to hold his unconscious body. “Ooh, I call using his wrinkled corpse for my garden fertilizer!” Pirako smiled. “WHAT KIND OF FLOWER METAPHOR IS THAT?!” Gintoki and Matako thought in their heads. “3 KNOCK OUTS! KIBOU WINS IMMUNITY!” Ketsuno said and the robot audience cheered louder. The Yuuki tribe kicked the ground and swore. As Dragonia was rubbing his little owie, Enshou broke free of him and dashed ovef to King. “Way to go minion slave! I didn’t know that besides having the best taste of a person ever, you posessed god like swordsmanship, well second best to yours god truly.” Enshou patted the kid on his back. “Uhh, Enshou is great?” King said, nervously sweating. He then looked over at Pirako again, his expression worried for some reason. She simply smiled at him. “Kibou head back to camp, Yuuki head with me to the tribal council. But no idol immunity tonight. In honor of Hasegawa who was holding onto it, may his soul rest in peace.” Ketsuno pounded her chest, somewhere in the sky Hasegawa was soaring through the clouds with tears rolling down his cheeks. The Yukkis groaned as the Kibous all smirked as they left the soup kitchen dome. Back at camp, the Yuuki were all laying around their cabins. FDL, Monika and FDL evily stared at Shinsuke who was minding his own business sitting on a bed drinking some yakult. A confessional turned to Nobume. “That midget has it good for too long.” Another one turned to FDL. “The old man was probably gonna be my next choice but that one eyed emo is definitely it. At least the dude with the afro tried, that midget didn’t even pick up his weight. Who knows if he’d screw up next round. Jesus, this team is a mess, the closer to the merge the better.” It flipped to Enshou, “Can you believe Takasugi Shinsuke of the INFERIOR tribe? Acting like a scared little school child from washed up Oukoku...” He then looked all around, sweating. “D-Dragonia isn’t around is he?” He asked the camera men. It flipped to Monika, “Sorry Shinsuke but you gotta go! Hope we’re still on for a double date after this contest ends!” It turned to Saitou “Z.” He pulled out a Wanted poster with Shinsuke’s face on it. The screen shifts to Eren, “I could really tell all eyes were on Shinsuke after what happened in the ring with Tuesday Elizabeth. I can’t imagine voting him out after we made a ****in’ pact!” He exclaimed with his flippers. “Wait can swear on here? Cool!” Eren smiled. “Fumiko, babies, if you’re watching daddy ****ing loves you!” “Hey that’s us babies! Hi Erey!” Fumiko waved their television at home. The camera then cut to the tribal council. “Hey guys! How’s the tribe life?” They all groaned again. “Well since you all seem to be in a good mood like last week, we’ll cut to the point.” Everyone made their way to the voting booth, three confessionals on video tape. “While I do admire her as a fellow very competitive comrade, I predict she‘ll probably try to backstab most if not all of us soon.” “Daylight come and midget wanna go home.” “I know what you said.” Ketsuno talled the votes in the booth and then sat back down at the podium. She held up each of the giant placards one at a time. “One vote...Shinsuke.... Another vote...Nobume.. Three..Shinsuke. Four... FDL. Five..Shinsuke.. Six..Nobume.. Seven.. Stephen.” Eren crossed his arms and turned his face away from Stephen as the old man shrugged confused. Shinsuke dragged his hands down his face in agony and unwillingly got up next to the host. “Shinsuke, I’m afraid your time is up-“ Ketsuno was cut off as they all heard an odd noise coming from the starry night sky. They shooting star and it was unusually coming too close to them. They all braced for cover as it crash landed next to Ketsuno and Shinsuke. The smoke cleared as the star turned out to be a burnt up Hasegawa still holding the immunity idol he clung onto earlier. “Uhhhhhh.” Shinsuke took the idol out of the unconscious old man’s hands and held it up. “I play immunity!” “SHINSUKE IS SAFE!” Ketsuno exclaimed. “WHAT?!” The girls all said. Ketsuno then pointed to Nobume. “Pack your things Nobume, you are out of the competition!” “WHAAAATT?!” Nobume stood up and then lunge ran towards Shinsuke. She jumped on top of him and mauled his face off. “AAAAAHHHHH! GET HER OFFA ME!” He screamed. The camera men and producers had to physically tear them apart. Two carried Nobume away. “ISN’T OVER YOU LITTLE EMO BITCH! I’M COMIN’ TO PUNT YO ASS TO WHILADEPHIA! YOU TOO YOU DOUBLE CROSSING BLACK COAT BITCH!” Nobume pointed at Saitou. He sweated, looking around and whistled. Back at camp, King was in deep meditation and sitting outside, looking at the bright stars. “There’s no end to this charade huh?” He sighed and then pulled off the head part of his disguise off. “J-Jirochou-san?! The Jirochou?!” The camera men were shocked, ran up to him as he rubbed his old and tired face. “Believe me, the last thing I wanted to do is spending my free time here when I could have been watching it on TV.” He waved the camera men off but they continued to follow him. “J-Jirochou! If we could have a conf-“ In a flash, he threw his sword at them and they ducked to the floor. However the sword only landed a few inches away. “Since you camera hounds will keep bothering an old man. I guess it begun a few days ago- Since I’m retired, I was cleaning up the house, damn teenagers leaving stuff all over the place. So after I cleaned my room here I went to clean Pirako’s.” “Eh? That was your room?” One of the camera men asked confused. In a flash, Jirocho had picked up his sword and pointed it at the nervous man’s neck, he gulped. “Yazuka have no room for outdated sexism.” Jirochou resheathed it as fast as he had put it away, the camera man exhaled in relief. “Anyway. I was fishing in the Edo lake, however slimey gang dogs from all sorts of groups naturally as always were trying to taunt me.” “That looks more like local old dads then some yazuka!” The other camera man exclaimed. “So I did what any ravage beast would do in that situation, I used my quick wit.” Jirochou explained. “YEAH IT MORESO LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE LOSING THAT QUICK WIT!” The first camera man said. “And what does this have anything to do with why you’re in this contest?!” The other one exclaimed. The camera men then felt some liquid coming from their bodies, they looked down to see blood squirting out of their chests and they collasped to the floor. “Interviews are over, bros!” Smiling Pirako put her sword back and then stood in front of Jirocho. “Eh? You didn’t kill them right? ..I wouldn’t want to get disqualified after getting this far.” Jirochou morbidly but casually said. “When you hear the fuzz’s siren tune, make only a flesh wound! Just like you taught me, boss!” Pirako happily exclaimed. “Atta girl.” He patted her on the shoulder but she then went in for a hug around his waist, surprising him. “Jirobro! I knew it was you earlier, you can’t pass these Doromizu eyes.” Pirako nuzzled into his chest. “What are you doing here, you’ll break your old man bones in this freezing wearher!” “I may be old but I’m not infirm you little brat.” Jirocho then looked directly at Pirako, she looked up curious. “Piraky, you have to stay back. There is something going on with your old man that neither you and I don’t understand.” Jirochou took his daughter’s arms off of him and walked passed her. He pulled out a purple crystal from his jacket. “Damn this voice in my head, almost as loud and nagging as the ol’ geezer woman herself.” He smirked as he continued walking. “What voice?” Pirako overheard him. “What is that in your hand, Jirobro?” “Maybe I’m just going crazy Piraky, I don’t know really. I feel like something is in control of my actions, my moves. Even coming here under this disguise wasn’t my choice. Someone like me being controlled, it isn’t like this old timer know?” He stopped walking as he felt his daughter’s glare still at his back. “..Is that one of those Altana thingys we heard about on the news the other week?” She asked him. He had enough and dropped the item to the floor. “You know you’re right. And it’s gonna stay on just the news.” He almost stepped on the crystal but was met with sharp pain in his head, causing him to fall to the floor. “Jirochou!” Pikaro ran up to him and held him as he heard the voice in his head get louder. “Continue your mission, you old gangster git. Place the crystal underneath Prince Enshou’s bed. Or your daughter here will get a even worse shock to the head.” “Pikaro.. do this old man a favor. Under that weird caterpillar face’s bed in the cabin, place this crystal underneath it. I’ll be fine.” Jirochou mustered out, Pikaro looked confused but nodded. “O-Okay Jirobro..” She got up, took the crystal and ran back there. He rolled over on his back and looked at the starry skies once again. “Good show! I’ll contact again when I need you.” The voice disappeared from his mind and he laid there shaking his head at it all. He wondered how things were doing in the Kabuki district after all this previous war and how certain residents of the bars there were doing without their homes. Meanwhile Enshou was sound asleep, twitching rapidly again. The scene opens up to Lady TBC playing the piano in one of the fancy living rooms as BOD is waltzing with himself. Enshou slammed opened the doors with a tired expression across his face and baggy eyes could be seen. “Aah brother! You’re just in time!” BOD smiled and extended his hand for a dance. Lady TBC giggled but Enshou ignored them and walked by the man, slumping on the couch. BOD looked surprised but Lady TBC got up from the piano and massaged Enshou’s shoulders. “Hard day at the competition, dark overlord?” She asked. “Your limited pea brains wouldn’t know the half of it.” Enshou yawned. BOD then carefully approached the man. “You know what cheers me up when I’m down brother? A house party! Maybe we can invite that god frie-“ “Enough Doofus. Can’t you see I’m tired enough to fall asleep.” Enshou looked up at the painted marbel celing as Lady TBC was now rubbing his temples. The side of BOD’s smile was now rapidly twitching. “B-but you are asleep brother!” He exclaimed. “You ask me one more time you meat head and I’m dreaming you floating in space without an oxygen mask.” Enshou replied back. BOD was smiling bigger now as visual steam was coming off of him. “Come on husband, let’s leave our Evil Messiah to get some rest!” Lady TBC put his arm around his but he took it off. She looked surprised at this action. “Excuse my manners my Lady. But my darling, please leave this room. I must talk to my brother alone.” BOD calmly said. She still looked confused but obeyed, closing the door behind her. “I’m not in the mood for that either.” Enshou’s eyes were closed and his arms were crossed under his head. But then his eyes flicked open as he felt his throat being strangled now. “And I’m not in the mood to be a violent man, yet my boundaries keep being pushed brother! Mmm! Yes! So I’d call up that healer chap of yours, hmm?!” Jebediah tilted his head. “W-when did you get the sexy accent..” Enshou squeaked out from gullet, he was dropped on the floor. He pulled out his dream iWhone and begun dialing. “Yeah can I get uhhhhhh.” A fancy tea cup crashed next to his head and he rapidly changed the number to the correct one. Moments later the phone was glowing and then a large bolt of purple electricity popped a man out of it. “Did someone ring?” Suave’s smiled and it has a little twinkle on it. “Yeah sorry Best God Chode Chum, I’m beat tonight to do anything but my stupid dumbass brother wanted you here or something.” Enshou pointed behind him at the excited British man. Suave’s glassed fell to his nose. “J-J....JEBEDIAH?!” He exclaimed out. “Dreadful mistake!” Jebediah snapped his fingers and a large cage penetrated from the ground. It swallowed them inside of it and hung from where the chandelier once was. The former King of Burei elegantly paced around. “It’s funny, in the awake world, I had the universe at the tips of my fingers only limited by what any man loathes, his mortalty. But in the sleeping world, ooh those powers are greater than anyone could imagine!” “Man and people call ME egotistical.” Enshou rolled his eyes. Suave tried using his godly powers to bust them out but he was shocked as he could feel nothing. “W-what?” “Pitiful swine, limited by your purple Altana. Greens and purples, what is with you crystal breathers? I could never understand it!” Jebediah had his hands behind his back as usual. “If I was still in the Tendoshu I would simply commend you all to a slow death rather than invite you into it as fellow members.” Enshou’s eyes became bloodshot. “TENDOWHO?” He yelled. “NOW you have crossed the line brother! I DEMAND to be released or you will be punished, and not in the exciting way!” “Tell it to someone who cares, brother.” Jebediah snapped his fingers and adjusted his coat and ascot while whistling. “Let go of us at once Jebediah or I’ll-“ Suave was cut off. “Or you’ll what?” Jebediah made a humming scoff. “Mmm, you are the weakest link of the crystal breathers, my dear Mr. Suave. But don’t worry I won’t kill you, yet. You have to be on trial for you and your brothers crimes against holding back when the universe was reset! And I will be the glorious honor of justice judge. I bought the most lovely powdered wig for the occasion if I do say so myself Mhmhmm!” “Powdered wig? Gross.” Enshou leaned up against the cage. Jebediah brushed it off and started walking towards the living room door. “The purple crystal underneath my brother’s bed in the waking world prevents you from leaving and him from waking up. Now if you excuse me, I have matters to attend to in the Globberian Village.” He said as he left. Suave and Enshou sat there in silence for a while until Enshou spoke up. “Sex god, you think he’s mad at all the times I’ve banged his wife. Then again he once told me he’s into threeways.” Enshou continued pondering this as Suave just sighed and shook his head at his friend. Jebediah was still casually walking down the castle’s rooms when he snapped his fingers and a portal appeared. However someone stood at the other end of that hallway. “Husband!” Lady TBC ran up to him, holding up her dress to not trip. “What is going on? What is that?” Jebediah softly smiled at her and caressed her cheek between his fingers. “There are some things you do not understand, my precious dear. But I promise I’ll be back in time for brother to wake up from his rest in the other room.” He kissed her hand and departed into the portal, a somber look crossing his face as he departed for some reason. Something about her made Jebediah’s mind flashed to an image of his real wife and small children from centuries ago, the fires of Burei’s destruction, the screams of them and millions of others but he snapped out of it and played his favorite classical piece in his mind. “Huh?” Billy had suddenly dropped his chips on the poker table. He had a weird sensation come to him. “What’s wrong Bills?” Roberta asked. “Don’t tell me you’re rage quiting again.” “I can’t sense Suave anymore.” Billy held his head. “This isn’t good, the last time this happened your ass was causing damage to the universe.” He peeped at Roberta, she just gave a sheepish smile back. “What should we do, Billy-sama?” Gedomaru scooped up all his chips with her arms. “What the hell.. Ughh, according to my bro senses, his last appearance was somewhere in the dream world but I can’t reach there either.” Billy pounded the table. “Calm down chief, sure you’re just having an Altana brain fart?” Roberta put some of her chips down. “Real funny worm head but this is serious. I’d contact my big bro but rather not have to see that fish if I don’t have to.” Billy then made a weird smirk at her. “What?” She asked. “You want to gets some marks deducted off your permanent record here? Do a little errand for me.” He replied. “Oh no.. besides I’m no god. I can’t just enter dreams and all that shit. Uhh, can I?” Roberta wondered. “A soul can enter anywhere it wants if given the right directions, just like a lost tourist from out of State.” Gedomaru was counting out the chips and stacking them. “And puurrrrple voodoo magic.” Billy sarcastic twinkled his fingers in the air. “Fine. But I better be back before the next Wurvivor round.” Roberta rested her hand on her chin as Billy snapped his fingers. A purple portal appeared on the ceiling, swooping her up upside down into it. “Hey what’s the big idea doing it like this?!” She teleported to somewhere unknown. “Where did you send her?” Gedomaru asked. “Pfft, damn if I know. I barely had enough juice to even give her that trip.” Billy snagged some chips from her pile as they continued their game. “Hopefully she didn’t turn into cosmic space dust or w’ever. Or maybe she did, that would be cool with me.” Yuka was sound asleep in a calming recurring dream she had been having lately of the village on Globbus she grew in. She was in and out of having Sophia with her, trying to make sense of how she needed to gain independence in the real world somehow. In her somber but relaxed state, she didn’t even hear the sound of Jebediah’s portal opening up. TBC
  10. There was currently a mass gathering around the mountains outskirting Edo where citizens and others were lined up around it or at the base. They were eagerly awaiting to enter a certain village. “After three weeks of hard labor by everyone-“ Shigeshige looked at the mass crowd of humans, Hero Associationers, Globberians, Skolexians, Justaways, Oukoku, Renho, Bureians and others. “I, Shogun of Edo on November 25th, am happy to announce the grand reopening of Edo’s neighboring town, the Globberian Village!” Shige looked at Soyo pounting so he let her cut the ribbon on the town and the Globberians fled inside first. “AAHH, look Skels!” Valentino excitedly pointed to the large town hall. “Das where ALL da legal magic happens!” Valentino split from their body and grabbed Eren’s hand who was near by. “Haha I don’t know who you are but I’m already married you weird green goomba!” Eren smiled as the glob took him inside the building. “ERREEY!” Fumiko called out holding their baby triplets. The Hyakka cheered but Sonic shook his head. Gintoki casually slid up. “You know now that that chump in the duck suit is a no show-“ Gintoki proceeded to have ninja blades thrown at his body, Tsukki and Fumiko’s hitting him each in his two silver souls. “Hoh.. I think I just lost the contest.” Gintoki squeaked and then blacked out on the ground. “GIN-SAAAAAN!” Sacchan tackeled his unconscious body but she was momentarily was carried away by Sonic. Zenzou stared down at the perm head’s body before tearing up and getting ‘nam flashbacks. Sacchan looked up from this on Sonic’s shoulder as he was dragging her away and her face went dark. Shinpachi walked up to the scene and his face darkened as well. He looked up at the village and his expression went even more sinister. “WHAT THE, THIS ISN’T A VILLAGE, THIS IS MAFIA WROOKYLN!” Shinpachi yelled. “Ahahahahaha! Sweet digs around here, huh?” Tatsuma told them as him, Skele, Mutsu, Lt Simon, Oboro and the Takasugis looked all around them. Shinsuke crouched down at Gintoki and his pupil shrunk. Shinsuke made gasping noises and held up Gintoki’s idle head. “Ginny...” Shinsuke looked down at his fallen brother in arms. “S-Speak to me man....p-please..” “Oi..” Gintoki was coughing up blood that was mixed in red beans. “THAT’S JUST HIS STUPID ‘GINTOKI SPECIAL’ DESSERT OF HIS, AUTHOR!” Shinpachi yelled. “G-Ginny..” Shinsuke had tears forming in his good eye. “Shinny.. Don’t forget who I was. Before I die.. tell my employees...about their paychecks.. I.O.U....” Gintoki made a dying sound. “GINNNNNNNNYYYYYY!” Shinsuke’s tears streamed down his face. “WHY ARE YOU TWO ACTING LIKE THIS CONTEST IS LIFE OR DEATH? IS THAT THE ONLY THING IT TAKES YOU TO BE BUDDY BUDDY? AND YOU’RE CHEAP EVEN ON YOUR DEATH BED GIN-SAN!” Shinpachi barked “Oi, serves the old bastard right.” Kagura walked up eating some Globberian festive green kabob sticks with Soyo, Hata, Sougo and Nobume. They all walked away a moment later pretending they were cooler than the rest of everyone. Then an old man walked close to them all with his androids by his side. “Isn’t this village a beaut, kids?” Genghai put his hands on his hips and smiled. Tama happily nodded but Kintoki just arrogantly looked around. “Huh? Genghai-san, Tama-san, Kintoki-san? What brings you three here?” Shinpachi asked him. “Just marveling new life and new relations with species at work!” Genghai then pulled out a jar of blue glowing light. “What is that funny short guy?” Mikey scratched his lieutenant head. “Photonic energy my even funnier friend! Practically had this stuff laying everywhere around in my shop.” Genghai explained. “I just use it to fix simple electronical problems in my inventions but those Skolexians can’t get enough of it to consume! Easy to reproduce and easy to circulate. Their days of sucking humans brains out just might be over with.” “And we just might be rich if we sell them for a price. I can finally get that ab buffer I’ve wanted to long.” Kintoki was then slapped by Tama. Inside the town hall square, Eren powered up a super star and had enough energy fo dash away from the Italian Globberian. Valentino snapped his gooey fingers in defeat. He then slithered around the building, intaking the sights of the massive white structure. He found himself in front of his sister’s office and saw Chief Femurson standing by it. “Hey Fems, Ichiro.” Valentino nodded at the liquid inside of her. “Is sorella around?” He asked. Femurson sighed and nodded. Valentino understood what the woman meant, it had been three weeks since whirlwind. Yuka was attending the required events and caring her people in every way, but hadn’t spend any free time outside of her office. “I’ll knock for you.” Chief Femurson told him. “What is it Chiefs Femurson and Ichiro?” Yuka’s voice said from within. “Your godbrother wants to see you, your Majesty.” She replied. “Alright..” Yuka said. Valentino nodded at Femurson before entering inside. Valentino hadn’t had the chance to look at her new office much yet. It was dark inside from the almost completely closed blinds but he could see all the enormous amount of library from Globbus. They were neatly tucked away on the shelves behind her desk, which had a cup of freshly poured cup of brandy on top and an old timey telephone. He slithered up to the desk and took a seat across from it. Yuka swiveled around the chair to face him still in her liquid form. They smiled at each other despite their lacks of faces, or perhaps the siblings could tell each other was even without them. “Hey slick.” She joked, they both chuckled. “I knew ya had a room fit for a vintage loving egghead such as yaself, sorella!” Valentino leaned back in his chair, Yuka just shrugged the joke off for once, being in a content state of mind. “Now do I have to drag ya by your gooey head to come out and have some fun wit ya godbrotha ‘n everyone else?” Yuka shook her head. “I’m not going to the party fratello, I’m gonna go visit them on Globbus.” Yuka jumped down her chair and put on her gooey coat. “So.. ya have decided against morphin’ back with Sophia. Well, I could tell. It was your hard decision to make and I told mahself I’d stick by with whatevea you would choose to do.” Valentino said and Yuka sighed. “Fratello, when Sophia and I were permanently morphed together, it was against both our wills. How could I selfishly and disgustingly use her body just so I could keep my humanoid form?” Yuka said and then added. “Besides, her bones were too broken up. It’s time she finally got the proper burial she always deserved..” Valentino understood and let her slither by her before he gave her a big sibling hug. Yuka looked somber in his arms. “But it’s not just that fratello..” She quietely said. “Hmm?” He asked. “If there’s anything recent events has taught me, what Sophia has taught me.. is that I need to think for myself for once. I need to stop clinging onto others solely for happiness. I grieve unhealthily when problems arise and it destroys me as a person. I need to find the Yuka who’s at peace with herself, no matter how long that takes.” “Wow Yukes, that’s really deep, I’m beyond proud of ya to want to improve yaself. Just don’t get too lost in ya soul searchin’, aight? I expect yous to be back by seven sharp for dinna. Skels and I are makin’ ravoli.” Valentino said and Yuka chuckled a little. They split apart from each other and she headed for the door. “Do ya want me to go with yous, sorella?” “Next time, alright?” She smiled and slithered outside. “Femurson, Ichiro, I’m leaving for the rest of the afternoon to Globbus. Look after things while I’m away, alright?” “Sure thing your Majesty.” She replied. Valentino stood outside the door frame and leaned up against it. He held up the pocketbook of Sophia’s writing and poems that Yuka accidentally left behind on her desk. He read some of it, took it all in for a few moments until looking up and smiling. “Make sure to come back, both of my little sorellas.” He said. ————————- “I told you it wasn’t that bad.” “You know what, you were right! Somehow.” Barkas stretched his arms over his head and got his naked self out of the bed. Suddenly a chain saw could be heard and the door was cut down by an individual wearing a hockey mask. “Brother how could you do this to us?!” Big Oaf Doofus cried behind the mask. “HUH, Lady TBC was suppose to be watching the door!” Enshou woke up from his nappy time. He was sitting next to Barkas on one side and Eren and his family on the other. Hata and the terrorists were on the other seats in Oukoku’s chapel, they all gave him a disgusted look. They then turned their attention back to the event soon happening. “A wedding for the third time in a row in an arc? Isn’t that a bit cliche of the author?” Hata asked of me. He then hugged his ex-husband’s arm next to him as Bansai didn’t really care. “It might be Hata, but the person getting married this time will be quite the event to seen rolled out.” Barkas amusingly put his hands behind his head and leaned down into the chair. He briefly looked over at Enshou next to him, who had his tongue out and his smiling fangs showing. Barkas immediately sat back up and turned away. “Wow, Otsuu-chan sure is doing great in sales with her new manager.” Takechi was scrolling through his phone. “That’s David for you, won’t rest until he gets his singers to the top.” Bansai slightly smiled as Hata was still snuggling into his arm. He nodded to Kyuubei across the chairs who nodded smiled and back. Enshou could now be seen on the phone. “I agreed in this relationship that those are your children, Sweetcheeks and not mine. So whatever you choose to do with them is your thing and I don’t want a part of it.” Enshou’s eyes then went wide, perhaps ‘nam flashbacks of sounding like his own now dead military stepdad. He hung up the phone. “I promised I wouldn’t become my parents..” Big Oaf and Lady TBC inserted Chains of a Warrior in his head and he hummed to it. “Problem with the family?” Eren smiled sitting next to him. Enshou’s eyes narrowed. “Be quiet you white devil.” Enshou folded his arms and then peered down at gooing Palutena on her father’s lap. “You too, little braided hair white devil.” “Ga!” She smiled. Meanwhile in the back of the dressing room, the groom in question was being prepared for his big day. “I DON’T WANNA BE THE KING, OLD MAN.” Elizabeth was being forced to wear the traditional royal outfit as servants were measuring the garbs on his body. He scrunched his worriesome scruffy face, hating to be exposed without his costume and pry upon like this. “I don’t really care what you want, Dragonia. After your baka of a younger brother got divorced, the goons in our government begun breathing down my neck for some other royal buffon to get married. And that buffon happens to be you, unfortunately for me.” Jii took a puff of his cigarette. “Why not Barky?” Elizabeth asked. Him and the old man paused for a moment. They then broke out in hysterical laughter. “Haha..” Jii wiped a tear from his eye beneath his glasses. “Seriously though you little shit, you’re getting married.” “Well.. at least it’ll be to the woman I love.” Elizabeth pulled out a heart shaped locket of Sooyoung out of his jacket. “Yeah, about that. We had to improve relations with the planet since you fucked them up so badly with your little terrorist organization.” Jii kicked Dragonia out of the room with his foot. He fell to the floor then he looked up at the altar at the partner whom he was gonna wed to. “ELIZABETHHHHH!” Katsura called out from where he stood at the altar as the best man. “Who was that Toshi? I thought I was gonna be marrying Fake Otae-san!” Kondo whispered to his best man. Hijikata just facepalmed. ———— “Wow! What a cool leg, Josh!” The girl who Josh had been speaking to a few weeks ago exclaimed. He smiled as his classmates in Vegas were all standing around him as he showed off his new cyborg limb by rolling up his jeans leg a bit. Josh had been in the hospital for most of that time, but he was happy to be back on his college campus. Dylan walked up and took out a sharpie. He signed his name with a little heart at the end. “DYLAN! THIS ISN’T A CAST, IT’S MY LEG!” Josh pleaded out. Dylan then turned to the camera. “...Dylan knew at that moment he had messed up.” He said. He sheepishly took his assigned seat next to Josh as the school bell rung. “Settle down everyone!” The professor walked in the room and everyone scrambled to their chairs. He started writing on the chalkboard. “How did you even get your leg chopped off, Josh?” A male classmate whispered behind him. “He got it from a weird cursed book, Dylan will explain it all later.” Dylan whispered back at the man and turned his head back to face the board. Josh’s eye twiched. Meanwhile Steve and Joe were taking care of matters in their detective agency building after being mostly gone from it since Hangover. They were flooded with jobs, bills and foreclosure notices. They had been working for nonstop for the past three weeks to even try to catch up with not much prevail. “Guess those little funds Joshy gave us to get our heads out of the water didn’t go too far.” Joe was on the phone with an angry customer. “We need to take a comic book cleanse..” Steve pushed up the glasses on his nose as he was scribbling on endless amounts of sticky notes. “Steve, Joe, you have a customer here.” Their rarely paid secretary paged them through a speaker. “Well he’s gonna have to wait, Dolores. We’re already plenty busy here.” Steve was in the zone writing on the walls with his notes now. “He says its urgent.” She told them. “Fine, send him in.” Joe put his hand over the phone of his call. “Blue Prints Detective Agency, I have a ‘case’ for you.” The man joked as he opened the door. “Stephen!” The brothers happily looked up at the old man and got up from what they were doing. “I heard you two kids were having some money troubles.” Stephen put his sailor hat on the coat rack and walked up to them. “Awwh Steph, we don’t need hand outs.” Joe said. “Unless you really want to.. “Actually I had something else in mind!” Stephen pulled out a paper from jacket about some kind of contest (no not that one). Joe held it up for him and his brother and scratched his chin with his cyborg arm. “Looks like some recreational fun Captain, but we can’t just leave work again. We’re swamped.” Steve shrugged his hands up. “Gotta agree this time with the Steveinator. Aah but it looks so cool..” Joe looked longingly at all the events listed on it but shook his head. “No problem, you don’t have to. Me and Enshou already planned on entering it and winning.” Stephen said, the brothers made exasperated sighs and returned back to work. “What?” “Well Cap’n, we’re still not sure why you hang around someone like that guy.” Joe was dialing up the customer again. “Oh sure Enshou can be a handful with his egotistical personality, his psychotic tendencies, pathological lying, not to mention he can be slow on the draw sometimes in bed-“ Stephen put the side of hand to his mouth on that last one. “But he’s really not that bad once you get to know him.” “No, he’s worse.” Steve was scribbling on the walls again. “You know, I knew your parents long enough to tell when their kids with the same personalities are being full of it.” Stephen scoffed as he put his hands on his hips. “Mmm sure.” The siblings said as they were engrossed with their jobs. Stephen shook his head, put his hat back on and left them to their work. He closed the door behind him and then made a big smirk. “They really are like their parents.” ————————— Some hours later Oboro had invited the students over to Sensei’s cabin for some reason or the other. “Wow, from a grand reopening of a town to Lizzy’s wedding to this! I’d call this quite the busy day, wouldn’t you Shinny?” Zura held his husband’s hand to keep warm. “Man why did we get stuck following that Jizz Head.” Shinsuke said while trail walking through the freezing snow. Him, his husband, and Gintoki were in the back while Oboro, Mutsu, Tatsuma, Skele/Valentino and even surprisingly Nobume were in front laughing and having a fun conversation. The husbands and the permhead looked dumbfounded. “Boys, I think we’ve been finally outnumbered.” Gintoki told them. They reached the cabin, Oboro opened the door for the lot of them, blushing as Tatsuma entered inside. Nobume was the last one of the front group to enter. “GAYYYYY!!” Nobume pulled his hat over his head and ran inside. Oboro just shook it off. He went inside with Poe, not realizing the door slammed in the faces of Gintoki, Shinsuke and Zura. They stood there in disbelief. “This must be another universe..” Shinsuke slowly said. “Nope! It’s still the 22nd!” Oboro said as he opened up a window near by for some fresh air. Warm conversations and bright lights filled the air of the previously empty and cold cabin. They were sitting at the table or on the floor cozied up with pillows and blankets next to the roaring fire. “Remember the last time we were here, Honey?” Shinsuke and Zura were together in a blankie on the couch with some NWHS hot cocoa and cookies. Zura nodded his head. “You nearly took my head off for giving you CPR.” Katsura pouted as he looked down and stirred his steaming mug. Shinsuke leaned over and gave him a reassuring kiss on his cheek. Katsura made a little smile and kissed him back. “Man am I happy the author settled on using Hold On by Lennon-dono for the ost of this subplot.” Oboro said while sitting in a chair in the living room. “Caw..” Poe then whispered in his ear. “Phew whatta place to return to! Lemme tell yous somethin’ da last time I was here dames, I was either dyin’ or wakin’ up from a ‘terrible long sleep’.” Valentino was leaning up against the table as Mutsu and Nobume were standing there. Mutu made a little smile, maybe moreso for her boyfriend inside of the body while Nobume gave him a dead eye stare. “Yeesh, dis crowd ethuasism is almost as dry as sorella’s!” Tatsuma leaned up against Oboro’s rocking chair catching the white haired man off guard. The tradesman smiled looking at all his friends happy and together after such a long month. Oboro and him were there in silence for a few minutes enjoying the atmosphere. “You really did a lot for them, Obo.” Tatsuma spoke out in a calm tone for once. He looked Skele/Valentino who were still in the corner talking with the girls. Oboro blushed and grinned again. “No, they did it all on their own. I just used the tools he left over for me at this place.” Oboro said. Before he knew it, Tatsuma leaned over and gave him a hug. He sat there shocked but embraced it and put his arms around him before they parted a few moments later. Tatsuma messily rubbed his jizz hair and went over to talk to Gintoki on the couch. Poe flew over back to his chair with a marshmallow in his beak and just gave him a smug look. “I-I don’t know what that look means, Poe..” Oboro turned his head bashful. Gintoki was playing connect four with Tatsuma as his phone started to ring from Shinpachi’s line and he picked it up. “Hey Mr. Yorozuya your house blew up!” Hata exclaimed from the other line. “Danna, I’d consider moving if I was you. The wreckage is pretty bad from the impact of the war. Plus you have some pretty old and scary coackroaches here.” Sougo had the phone now. “I’LL SHOW YOU WHO’S SCARY OLD COCKROACH YOU LITTLE COCONUT HEADED TWERP.” Catherine said as the sound of a firefighting truck could be heard now. “GINTOKI, YOU BETTER HAVE THIS ALL FIXED BEFORE YOU EVEN DARE TO COME BACK!” Otose grabbed the phone from Sougo’s hand. “And bring some pickled seaweed, uh-huh!” Kagura exclaimed as she was standing next to Otose. “Ooh! And the latest EP from Exploding Feminism for their reunion tour!” Soyo beamed as Hata agreed. “OI, GET OFF MY PHONE EVERYONE!!” Shinpachi could be heard yelling in the background and snatched it away. “Gin-san..?” Gintoki proceeded to faint onto the floor clutching the phone in his hand still. “NOT AGAIN!” Shinny got up from the couch and held up the fallen soldiers head as Shinsuke looked up at the ceiling. “GINNNNNNNY!!” “Hmmm. Gintoki’s phone is making a dial tone and yet I hear vibration.” Katsura said and then deeply blushed. “Wait, I’m not carrying that today.” He pulled out his phone from his pocket to see Eren was calling him. He pressed the speaker button on. “KATSURA! FLIP ON YOUR TV ONTO CHANNEL 6! GAME SHOW CONTEST! MILLION DOLLAR PRIZE! WE NEED TO SIGN UP NOW!” Eren was exclaiming this in a hurry. Oboro dusted off the remote and turned on the living room television. “Isss dat who I think it is on da otha line?” Valentino had split from Skele and dashed into the room but Eren quickly hung up. The TV flashed a festive ad for a special event coming to Edo. “Grand prize of a m-million smackeroonies..?” Gintoki awoke and sat up. “This Sunday Sunday Sunday...?” Shinsuke was very curious too now. Gintoki’s eyes then physically changed to dollar signs and his mind drifted into a blissful wonderland. But it was momentarily broken by a midget. “What’s with the daydream? Who says you’ll win diabetic breath lookin’ ass?” Shinsuke crossed his arms. “I just might enter it with my own crew.” “Are you freaking kidding me? What could you possibly need a million dollars for? You’re already ridiculously rich from that stupid band you steal money from.” Gintoki said. “I happen to need money for all sorts of things Gintoki.” Shinsuke turned his head the other way. “Yeah for like what? That disgusting milk drink of yours or steroids to grow taller?” Gintoki asked and Shinsuke furrowed his eyebrows. The two started to loudly argue as Tatsuma and Katsura found some CheeseHead rerun to watch on the TV. Meanwhile, Skele and Mutsu were sitting alone on the porch as the others inside were setting up plans for the game show. The couple sat there in silence, some inches away from each other. They looked at the snow covered mountains and the delicate snowflakes swaying to the ground. “C-crazy couple of weeks huh?” Skele asked her, she was flustered and nodded. She was trying to warm her hands up in her lap. “I’m so happy everything worked out after everything that happened with you and your kind and your solid.” Mutsu looked up and smiled. The wind was starting to pick up more, creating a hollowing sound and it got slightly colder. Skele inched a bit closer to her, Mutsu picking it up and doing the same. They once again stared at the snowy caps until Skele held her hand with his boney one. She turned his head to him and then he kissed her on the mouth for the first time by himself. Their lips parted, both stunned. They nervously chuckled a little bit and held hands again. “I-I think Oboro wanted to do some group picture soon!” Skele exclaimed. Mutsu looked up at him. “Well, he can wait a few more minutes.” Mutsu clasped her arms around Skele’s and leaned against it. Skele blushed and smiled. Once the group was together, they all huddled in around outside the cabin. “Say pasta molto di formaggio!” Valentino adjusted the camera with his gooey arms and quickly morphed back with Skele to get in the shot. “Poe... this is the best day of my life.” Oboro said and the photo was snapped of all of them. ———— Roberta was sitting on the side of the highway to hell picking up trash with grappling tool with a full trash bag slinged on her shoulder. She spontaneously put it down and walked into traffic, she was about to get hit when a strong hand grabbed her shoulder and pulled her back onto the side road. She turned around, surprised that someone caught her and saw who it was. “Wormy mommy, why are you trying to kill yourself? You know you’ll just respawn.” Gedomaru said and held up her favorite cowskull, Roberta just smirked a little. “Eh, I know that. Was just kind of bored.” Roberta then sat down on the hot pebble covered ground and tossed off her construction helmet. Gedomaru sat down next to her. Roberta gestured for her to sit in her lap. “Woah, how did you get that cool face scar?” Gedomaru was impressed, a rare thing for her. “Hah, for a second there Geddy you sounded the adults on Skolex, they always said I had a dirty orphan face.” Robert jokingly rubbed her head. “Well, Bills says it’s from all the coming back to life I was doing. Souls aren’t meant to be ripped out of the body more than once. Says my ass was lucky, one more time and my soul probably would’ve-“ Roberta made an exploding noise with her mouth and Gedomaru tilted her head. “You know, makes me wonder if that happened to that original universe resetter and why I never never saw him down here.” Roberta petted the Yoshi skull in the kid’s lap. “And yet you still decided to get hit by a car knowing all of this?” The girl asked. “Thought I’d test out old Bill geezer’s theory.” Roberta chuckled a little as did Gedomaru. The two stared at the speeding spirit vehicles traveling for some reason to some location. The sky was becoming a more darker orange haze than it already was that entire day in the underworld. Roberta let out a little sigh, Gedo turned her head up at her. “Is something the matter Wormy Mommy?” She asked. “You wouldn’t understand, kid.” Roberta replied. “I’m three hundred million years old, try me.” Gedomaru smiled. “You ever reflect back on your life and realized how shit it really was? How controlled it was? But it’s funny, I feel like my own stubborness and blindness was my entire life was worse than anything those freaks in the strawhats couldn’ve schemed up. Truly was my own worst enemy, huh?” Roberta continued to stare at the road ahead. She felt on a place on her construction vest where a photo once was kept inside of. “But I’ve seen you say you regret doing things before when you’ve come back down here, Mommy. And yet you come back to life, mess it up again and come back down here again.” Gedomaru bluntly told her but Roberta couldn’t do anything but chuckle a little. “Guess that’s the fault of being an adult. Never grow up, alright kid?” Roberta smiled, she kissed the top of Gedo’s head and rested her chin there. “That would take another billion years anyway.” Gedomaru started braiding the skull’s blonde hair. Roberta heard the sound of rustling pebbles and looked up. “Hey big guy, I see behind that burnt tree, come over here!” She urged him. Ungyou took a seat next to the two girls. “Ungyou-sama’s been really missing you. He wouldn’t shut up about it!” Gedomaru tied the skull’s braids back with ribbons. “Can’t believe you of all people would go soft on me at a time like this, Headster.” Roberta smirked, Ungyou just kept looking ahead, the tear still visible on his cheek. They then heard another man walking up, he put his hands on his hips. “I come in from a long day of tutorin’ shitheads only to see my poker table completely abandoned for the first time in centuries.” Billy then noticed Roberta, she just blinked boredly. “HEY! You two aren’t suppose to be interacting with the slime, she still has like a trillion years of serving time to finish.” “Shut up I like her better than you you 8 billion year old boomer.” Gedomaru buried her head in Roberta. Billy scrunched his face in annoyance. “There’s no way your ass traveled all the way to the other side of hell just to get pissed at these kids, Bills.” Roberta said to him. “Who says I need a reason to boss my subordinates around?” Billy asked the woman, he took a seat next to Ungyou and looked at his face, stunned. “Is that a.. tear? Anyway, I had some news your curly haired ass might perk up about. Turns out that jizz head Oboro went behind our backs and did some resurrecting on his own, perhaps a gooey friend of yours?” At this Roberta’s pupil’s shrunk, she took Gedomaru off her lap. Roberta held her head to the ground while covering her mouth. “Valentino.. Oh.. I-I can’t believe it.. That’s the best news I’ve ever heard..” Roberta wiped away the stream of tears pouring from her face. Gedomaru and Ungyou rubbed her back. “Yeah I can’t believe I even let you know after the mess you caused this time.” Billy weighed his hands and arms behind his body and Gedomaru scowled at him. Billy then sighed. “Buuut, I would be pulling your wormy leg if I told you that was the only reason I came here.” Roberta looked up wiping away more tears. “Let me ask you, Robes. What did you plan to do once you entered that little universe portal?” “I don’t know... Undo the universe to save him.. Why are you testing me, you already knew that, Bills.” She said. “Come on. You cause the greatest dimensional rift in the history of time, at least play the villainous part. You’re hated by everyone in the universe, even more than Utsuro in some ways!” Billy replied back. Roberta stared at the ground with a sombersome face. “...I’ve always been hated for stupid shit I pull..I know that..” She said. “But hated for good reason..” “And yet what’s this I hear about you sacrificing your life to save some guy you killed before and his sister? And then giving instructions to your enemies to fix the universe to save your people and everyone else? Not the villianious conclusion I expected of this at all. You fuck things up to badly that you fuck up being bad too.” Roberta looked at him with a confused but teary little smile. “At least she didn’t eat her own brother.” Gedomaru crossed her arms at Billy, he just gave her a classic Billy look back. “What are you trying to say Bills..” Roberta said. “Look, I’m not saying much at all, Robes.” Billy then got up from the floor and dusted his flannel shirt and faded jeans off. “I’m just relaying a message from the bozos up there in the pearly gates. They don’t want to see a good heart and potential go to waste. Says they already gave one good for nothin’ freeloader who was stuck in Hell another chance, why not another freeloader?” Roberta looked surprised and then smiled. “What about Hitsugi..? I would think more than anyone he deserves a second chance.” Roberta tried to reason. “O-Or what about Yuka’s solid, Sophia..” “That Big Man is reunited with his family up there, he’s good. I don’t know about the second one, my brothers aren’t ones to negotiate souls, that’s their turf up there.” Billy commented. “But, they are looking for some some dumb and disgusting worms to mold into their terrible fishy image.” ’I’ll make sure I tell them I said thank you.” She replied and got up along with the other two. “Don’t act like I’m not still pissed at you you shithead caterpillar. My bros might give you a chance at parole work in the land of the living ONE day but the den is still off limits to your cheating kind. I’m talking about NO more games to get out of Hell either. No cheating, no short cuts, no scheming bullshittery. You want to earn everyone’s trust again? You do the dirty work like the dirt worm you are.” Billy started walking away, totally not gesturing with his head for the three of them to follow back to their clubhouse. Roberta tossed off her construction vest and started walking. “Me? Cheating at Go? Awh come on Bills!” Roberta put her hands up and a bunch of cards accidentally fell out, she rubbed the back of her head sheepishly. ——————————— “That was fun! So when do you think our Overlord Prince of Wonderfulness is coming back to play more games, husband?” Lady TBC asked. “Soon I hope, Lady TBC! Brother is never late to after arc celebrations!” Big Oaf Doofus gleamed as he held his wife’s hands eagerly. “Maybe if we hold our breath he’ll show up sooner!” “Haha yeah! Like the time we were all stuck in the jungle and he let us die but he brought us back with the kiss of life! What a hero!” Lady TBC exclaimed. “I loved that part! Especially the kiss!” Big Oaf Doofus excitedly said. As they were talking, an individual had appeared in the window overlooking the kingdom. “Jebediah-dono.” They both turned around in an instant. “Husband.. who is thi-“ Big Oaf Doofus snapped his fingers and she disappeared back into nothingness. He snapped his fingers again and changed his outfit. “Mr. Jazzy, what do I bestow in the honor of your arrival? Come! Sit, please.” The redheaded man said with a British accent and then snapped his fingers. The table of the living room had a cloth levitated over it along with silverware and plates. Jazzy cautiously walked inside the window and sat across from him. “So this is where you’re living in this universe, Jebediah-dono.. escaping from one dream world to the other as always.” Jazzy folded the napkin on his lap ever so elegantly. “I thought I learned a trick or two from you gentlemen by coming into fascinating places such as this.” Jebediah opened up the tin lid of the entry plate and appeared a steaming fish head. Jazzy jolted his head back. “Woops! Apologies! You know dreams, always reading your mind. So tell me, what’s on yours, Mr. Jazzy? To interupt a man privately celebrating with his wife, that’s some rude manners coming from a fellow polite individual such as yourself.” “It took me ages to find out your new location, Jebediah-dono since you change it so frequently.” Jazzy then crossed his arms but didn’t put them on the table because that would be bad manners. “Someone was dreaming back when Edo was being restored to its normal self, I sensed you were the one inside of it.” “Eccentric odd fellow, this braided hair chap is, isn’t he? No wonder he couldn’t save his own planet from its demise, his head was stuck in the clouds, or fantasy castles might I say.” Jebediah chuckled and pointed his finger at their empty wine cups. They had wine poured in them by theirselves. “This Skolexian though.. what was her name... Aah! Miss Roberta. What a big deal she was. My! Almost unraveled all the universes themselves!” “That isn’t a thing to be proud of, Jebediah.” Jazzy took a light sip of his wine. “Well Utsuro would have been proud. Well almost as proud as he was of me, his crown jewel on top of his golden crown of decieving. She was so close though.” At this Jazzy narrowed his eyes. “Utsuro would have been upset, just as much as he was when you forced him to reset the second universe.” Jazzy said, Jebediah looked up from his glass of wine and set it down on a coaster, dabbing his mouth with his napkin. “I accomplished in that universe what those strawhats could ever dream of, including their member Utsuro. Too bad they wouldn’t remember the name of Tendoshu Leader, Lord Jebediah. So I’m stuck as a Big Oaf Doofus.” He placed the napkin inside the top of his shirt and used his fork and knife to cut through the fishhead. Jazzy gagged a little bit but continued his scolding. “You are an evil tyrant who betrayed his country when it was attacked by the Tendoshu and decided to join forces with them to slaughter the people he once protected along with many more worlds.” Jazzy gave him a look of disgust. “Aah, t’was ancient centuries ago.” Jebediah took a small bite of the fish, savoring every chew for flavor and for spite of his guest. “And yet you bring it up like it was yesterday’s discussion at the Gentlemen’s club.” “Centuries ago to a man who has avoided all forms of punishment and resets.” Jazzy replied. At this Jebediah’s eyes narrowed and he put down his carving fork and knife. “Tell me Mr. Jazzy, what happens when a universe is reset, where does the soul of that universe go?” Jebediah put his elbows on the table and locked his hands, resting his head on them. ”It’s erased and recycled into the new universe with their new selves.” Jazzy replied. “And IF said person never existed in other universes? Would he have a new and recycled soul? Hmm?” Jebediah said with a twinge of sarcasm. “No, he wouldn’t ever existed. You know we’ve had this discussion before Jebediah-dono and you know my stance.” Jazzy narrowed his own eyes. “Oh it’s bad enough the poor chap has to be reset like some damn cold machine, but then he wouldn’t have ever existed..” Jebediah looked him straight into the eyes now. “You could have easily put a stop to him resetting universes and yet you chose to stand by idle as he did so and wiped out trillions of lives. Why did you choose that, mmm?” “This is all coming from a man who wiped out countless lives himself.” Jazzy replied. “You shouldn’t even exist.” At this, Jebediah shot up from the table, knocking over his wine class and it clanked against his china plate. “You won’t answer my question because you are inferior..” He threw down his napkin on the table. “You are purple altana creatures who cannot even stand up to a man who was born with both crystals like Utsuro. WHO ARE YOU TO SAY WHO EXISTS AND WHO DOESN’T YOU SPINELESS WEAKLINGS?! WHO IS BILLY TO TRY TO ERASE ME AND MY RIGHT TO LIVE?!” Jebediah exhaled after some moments and straightened up his ascot. He sat back down. “...Sorry lost my temper there. Aah, I hate becoming ruffled up, its unbecoming to a Lord like me. That drasted Ungyo chap.. I trusted he would understand being given a second chance to live as well! I guess not. Your brother William always showed him favorites allowing him to remain there despite resets.” “I’ll soon be leaving, if you want to repeat the same conversations.” Jazzy simply replied. “You don’t need to side step the reason you came here, Mr. Jazzy. If you wanted to know where the Tendoshu currently are, I could take a good guess.” Jebediah said. “No, I don’t need any advice from you. I wanted to say we’re watching you, you haven’t caused any trouble in these other universes but with recent events you could pose as a threat. You never once repented for your acts of bloodshed, you’re unlike any other evil person I’ve met.” Jazzy folded his napkin on the table and stood up to go. “Mmm, me leave and miss out at tea time with the wife? I don’t think so. I’m not a violent man Mr. Jazzy, unless I am provoked. And I really do not want to be forced to reach that point.” Jebediah was having the table clean itself from the wine spill. “Besides, she’s making lovely tuna finger sandwiches soon! You’ll have to try one sometime. Oop, my apologies! I must’ve forgotten you were a cod.” He made a little smile. “I’m a Jade Tiger Fish.” Jazzy exited the living room before he was excused from the table for the first time of his life. The lord poured himself a new glass and took another sip when suddenly he heard more footsteps. He snapped his fingers, causing the fancy dining table and his clothes and accent to return to normal. He stood there and greeted his “brother”. “Big Oaf Doofus! What a terrible mess of a wedding that was. Stupid mean bullying Dragonia didn’t even take the time to hear my taunts and insults to him as he fled out of his stupid wedding chapel.” Enshou fell on the couch, sprawled about and put feet up on the arm. He tried taking his boots off with his other foot but had trouble. BOD got down and helped him out. “I’m sorry to hear that brother, I’m sure him and all other white devils will fall to your glorious leathered black sexy boot self soon enough.” Big Doofus stood up again. “Where is my Lady TBC, brother? I was gonna take the rest of my rage out on her beautiful sadly not gooey skin.” Enshou looked upside down at the man. “Uhh not sure! She must have vanished again after we played Dark Overlord Enshou steals Princess Lady TBC from her idiot husband for the 506th time this month!” BOD happily exclaimed. “WHAT?! That’s the fourth time this week!” Enshou turned right side up on the couch and frustratedly snapped his fingers. She appeared again, confused and dazed. “Big Ham Fatty, it’s almost if some goon is in control of my glorious fantasy world!” “Never, brother! No one could match your intellect!” Big Oaf strolled by the mantle, he wiped a finger across the dash and looked at the dust on his finger. “Hey, so.. you wouldn’t be happen to see that saxophone god friend of yours soon again would you?” Enshou’s eyes narrowed. “Why would you of all people in the world be concerned with something like that?” Enshou stared at the man. “Because.. he could bask in your glory?” BOD said. “Why didn’t I think of that? Oh wait I did!” Enshou put his hand on his shoulder. “Come now brother, we must prepare to see him again. “Yes brother!” Big Oaf Doofus plastered a big happy smile across his face and followed Enshou into the other room. Meanwhile as Roberta was heading back to the mancave, Gedomaru holding her right hand, Ungyou holding her left with the tear still on his face and Billy stroking his hands through his messy hair in front of the line, Roberta’s mind was drifting in and out of thoughts of the distant past and her time on Earth. She briefly let go of Ungyou’s hand and pretended to pull out something from her shirt. She twirled the imaginary item in between her fingers. TBC
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