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  1. Asteroid Blast

    *flings Captain Retro into an asteroid*
  2. Ask the Kat

    Hallucination or real deal? I'll say former, but then again if Trent's going through all her stages, revenge is up next. (The 3.04 shenanigans she pulled). Also now we know the context of the party in the trailer, and Rebecca's definitely crashing it....to stop something? The hitman she sent out on Mona? Is CEG going to have a tragedy?
  3. Asteroid Blast

    *uses disintegrate-inator to vaporize asteroid*
  4. 227a. Drive Happy

    A shark being a car dealer, how appropriate. If only Spongebob was paying attention to the monitor, he'd know what animals actually go "meow". Of the disturbing Spongebob related incidents Squidward has seen, that was a weird time for a brain erase. Trophy was right on Xat, Mrs. Puff wasn't in her damn lane, totally on her. Next time just install a makeshift garage. Coop has trash TV preferences and has an even worse snore. Poor frazzled Gary. Oh perfect, Patrick is here to slam his butt on the dashboard. Coop actually had the patience of a saint there. Motor oil wine. "I'm going to work". Spongebob badassery. Triple Krabby Patty with 5 scoops of ice cream? Finally something healthy on their menu. Coop could've avoided this sad fate of not being stripped for parts if he had just drove around on his own for the day and picked Spongebob up at the end of his shift. Guess the nerdmobile and wimp wagon were Spongebob's real dream cars. I had a happy ride and that's not just an act.
  5. 227b. Old Man Patrick

    Kid flying away with water wings was kind of funny dark humor. The old people latching onto the bus with the cane and Larry sticking a geezer into a lost and found box were pretty messed up elderly gags. Marco has never heard of the Marco/Polo game somehow. Patrick suffering from amnesia made sense after eating his brain with ketchup? Ick. "I don't know. A wizard?". The theme song was welcome here, considering they never dabble into 4th wall breaks. It also made sense on the level of an old man being nostalgically triggered when hearing it. "He was too young". "No I wasn't". The music at Bunny Buns sounded like the Benny Hill theme. Crinkly Wrinkly also uses the phrase "23 skidoo" in a KO airing on Feb 26th called Lad & Logic. Guess it's a popular slang stereotype. Not just one, but two gags of someone pranking Patrick into thinking their heart stopped was kind of tasteless? We're not at our final exit of the week with old people however. Seems like Plankton's Grandma will be a tough old bat.
  6. 228a. Fun-Sized Friends

    What does it say about Spongebob and Patrick's friendship that they manage to mistreat each other this badly when the free will of their "see forever" mini pets is compromised? Feels like the revenge torture (Squidward dodged some pepper and cringy hair yanking) should've caused some reflection of how selfish what they did was, but instead it's solved with some less morally challenging mini-house building. Kidnapping and burying Squidward was also a pretty standard ending. (Why do they want the house inbetween them? Purposefully dividing even when they have a choice). Um.....the mini Gary was adorbs. On first watch I wanted to give it a 3/5 just because it avoided migraine territory, but I think a 2/5 is more accurate to the level of originality that went into the script. Blandest of 2018 and definitely benefits from premiering during an okay week instead of another November 2017 freak week.
  7. The Incredibles 2

    Common Core is a superhero's greatest enemy. First glimpse of "Saul Goodman" in animated form. Cookies for Jack Jack. If I have one critique, the trailer focused in more on Mr. Incredible than Elastigirl, which is curious marketing. They either want to sell his subplot more or not give away much about the antagonist yet.
  8. Asteroid Blast

    *tosses Grob Gob Glob Grod at asteroid to avert it from hitting earth*
  9. 226a. Chatterbox Gary

    Squidward's scheme moronically didn't account for Gary awakening. What did Squidward expect Gary to do when he heard a stranger talking to Spongebob for him? To add, shouldn't Squidward have been focused with revenge on Gary primarily? Gary held the opinionated views there. I liked the time warp delivery gag, Gary breathing fire, the peanut mafia rambling, the fish in the TV having to scream at Squidward to answer his door, and the meow sounds coming out of Squidward. Gary got the last word in edgewise, but I still find myself a little sad we spent the 2nd half without Gary's collar on. Gary could easily have a plot of defending Spongebob from Squidward in a non-talking episode, but this was a one-time only deal of his vocal cords being able to advance an episode into new territory. Ah well. Same shell, different day.
  10. 226b. Don't Feed the Clowns

    This was ok, but there are certain concepts that get dangerously close to not feeling like a Spongebob episode. (They've plagiarized a TTG idea or two lately lol). The clown (let's call him Flappy Bob) repeats "Spongebob, You're Fired" (although at least here the firings try to be different) and the issue of the clowns not being allowed to be fed quickly becomes irrelevant. Nice candy trough btw. I think the circus boss with the fish whip could've sustained the episode. Literally the clown just kept running into other big men (and Puff) who yelled at him so it's not like we swapped out for much higher depth. Spongebob bonking himself on the head and the lump becoming a siren was a neat visual gag. Patrick kind of disappeared (could've had him change his perception of clowns while rescuing the flock?) but I guess we didn't need to oversaturate the amount of clowns on-screen. That is, until the end, where suddenly deep in the kelp forest lies a clown utopia.....again quite the universe logic and also a confusing solution since Spongebob didn't stumble across it by accident and could've gone there first. The circus villain could've been taking free clowns from that sanctuary and that could drive some sort of plot moral/message (If the clowns are considered wild animals, was Flappy Bob even making money at the circus?). Hope my questioning nature addressed the elephant snails in the room.
  11. Asteroid Blast

    I want to blast some motherf**king asteroids!
  12. The Space Race

    I'm ready to Mountain Dew this! P.S. My ship is called the Moon Incinerator
  13. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

    The twist in the S3 finale sets up S4, don't worry about the fuckton of storylines This is/was me by the way
  14. Ask the Kat

    Katniss, is this your future?
  15. Butch Hartman Leaves Nickelodeon

    Probably yes. Nick doesn't want a ratings tanker and was only keeping it alive to sustain a relationship with Hartman. Have you been following recent events at all?
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