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  1. I hope someday, your mental and physical age will finally overlap.

    1. WumboJack Horseman

      WumboJack Horseman

      he cant hear you

    2. Wintermelon43

      Wintermelon43

      He's busy eating lunchables

  2. Metal Snake

    Crazy Celes

    Episode 15: The Crazy Final Finale “Time to pay ol’ Kozuki a visit…” Celes said ominously as she began to fly the helicopter. “I think i’m be sick…” SOF intervened. “HOW LONG WHAT WERE YOU PLANNING ON DOING THIS” “We plotted everything with Crazy Celes before we got on the plane.” Clappy explained in a sinister tone. “Since we’ve learned of SBC’s declining traffic and inevitable demise, it’s been our dream to watch the site’s community crash and burn in the world’s greatest country of socialism and war. How I used to long for SBC to be just like North Korea, but then they began to speak of peace and the end of a dictatorship! And worst of all, they WANTED TO THANK TRUMP FOR IT! INEXCUSABLE! That’s why we must do violence upon this nation...we will start a war with North Korea and have both SBC and the rest of the world go down in flames like it was supposed to! And once all is done, I will no longer be known as SBC’s Nostalgia Critic...I will forever be known as...SBC’s Moviebob!” “good see return of bobby talks cinema” SOF said innocently, not understanding. “SILENCE!” Clappy exclaimed. “Silence is all I will have from fools like you who mock and dissent me when this is over! It is high time I had you see why they call me...the Ghostmaster…MWA HA HA HA HA HA!” Clappy laughed evilly as he began clapping his hands furiously, summoning the ghosts of the victims of his massacre to wreak havoc on the SBCers, who were now screaming and running in circles. “Yes, flee, go around in your circles, you fools!” Clappy mocked. “For no matter what circle you create, it will never triumph over the circle I’ve made that will go around me forever and establish my eternal rule!” “Uh, me?” Jelly questioned. “Excuse me, buster, I thought this was about us ruling together.” “Too bad, I was only using you!” Clappy retorted. “I was just waiting for the perfect time to stab you in the back and you couldn’t see it!” “Well, the joke’s on you, because so was I.” Jelly returned the taunt. “I’ve had one of my blades in your back the whole time we’ve been talking.” Clappy then realized that the blade on Jelly’s right arm was gone, and turned around to see it wedged deep in his back. “NO! HOW COULD I HAVE NOT PREDICTED THAT SOMETHING WOULD BE ABLE TO PENETRATE MY HARD SKIN-oh wait,” Clappy lamented his situation before he realized something, “I’m dead now, I don’t have skin. What the fuck was the point of that?” “To distract you from the trap of doom I set up.” Jelly explained as Clappy saw the ghost trap that was now on the floor, and that Jelly had replaced the blade on her arm with a proton ray. “NO!” Clappy screamed as Jelly zapped him with the ray and pulled him into the trap. “HOW COULD I HAVE NOT PREDICTED THAT WOMEN COULD BE GHOSTBUSTERS IN TODAY’S PROGRESSIVE SOCIETY?!” “Don’t try and deny it, it’s the way you wanted to go.” Jelly taunted him one last time before he was fully sucked into the trap. “It’s every cuck’s dream to be utterly defeated by a trap.” “I remember when I thought that was my dream…” MDPP snarked, angering Homie once again, who gave him a nudge. “So now that you’ve defeated your male oppressor, what do you plan to do now?” Homie asked curiously. “I hope you’ve not just magically found Jesus, because Jesus sucks and only old people like him.” “Uh, I don’t know.” Jelly said dopily, picking her nose with her left blade arm and causing it to bleed. “I guess from now on, I’ll be fighting for love, friendship, and girl power for everyone except Tron while I wait for everyone to forget about all the people I killed!” This suggestion was met with a loud, resounding “YAY!!!” from everyone before the lights went out and a gunshot was heard...when the lights came back on, Jelly was shown to be frozen with liquid nitrogen as Adrian and Felix stood beside her. With a swift karate chop, Adrian broke Jelly into pieces that were scattered all over the floor. “Yeah, I don’t play that game.” Adrian told the stunned SBCers bluntly. “I don’t want any of you to forget what I just did.” “don’t worry all forgiven” SOF replied, annoying Adrian. “anyway, how do git home go” “We wanted to get home on the helicopter we flew here on…” Felix explained in a distraught tone. “...but Crazy Celes hijacked it, murdering our men in the process. As we paid our respects to them, one of them told us with his dying words about a soldier becoming a shadowy figure and saying something about SOF…” “oh no i hope he didn’t find out i was illumichati” SOF replied, not realizing until it was too late what he just gave away. “Huh?!” Adrian went. “What do you know that we don’t?!” “oops i’m sorry” SOF “apologized” as he readied a teleportation spell. “anyways, gtg” “STOP!” Adrian cried out as she and Felix rushed towards him in time to touch him and be teleported to his destination with him. “Well, that sucks.” the SBCers remarked. “How do we get home now?” Just then, they heard the sound of ACS and OMJ’s plane flying outside, and turned around to see their vehicle through the hole that had been made in the prison. “Need a lift?” OMJ asked. Everyone boarded the plane. After it took off, someone asked… “Wait, what about Jjs, Wumbo, and terminoob?” “They wanted to stay behind.” ACS replied. “They wanted to get home on their own vehicle that they’re putting together. I decided to let them be them, even if whatever they build can’t beat plane travel, a ride on the good ol’ Hellcat.” “The what?” the SBCers replied in confusion, to ACS’ annoyance. “Makes you glad you were partnered with someone who played Jak and Daxter, doesn’t it?” OMJ teased him. As the plane flew off, terminoob snickered to himself in the voice of Crazy Celes as it took off… “Yes, enjoy your plane ride for now…” she said sinisterly. “You can keep the plane too. Fly to another world if you’d like and find out where people who have mysteriously disappeared have gone off too…” While Celes was talking to herself, Jayden looked upon the duel runner he had finally finished with parts he had collected from the prison with a sense of accomplishment. “Come on buddy, let’s take this baby out for a spin!” Jayden exclaimed to Steel Wu as they got on the two-seater motorbike and it took off. “We’re off to see the world!” Steel Wu cried happily. “And not like in the MLP song, Steel!” However, the two’s joy soon turned to frustration when they came to a sign that said, “NO LEFT TURNS”. Stopping the bike, they grumbled amongst themselves. “Who does that crushing guy think he is?” Jayden said angrily. “If I ever see him again, I’ll ride circles around him!” “I have an idea on how to show him what for.” Steel Wu suggested. “Let’s make it home by only turning the bike left the entire way!” Agreeing with the idea, Jayden turned the bike as hard to the left as he could and accelerated, causing them to go around in a circle. They continued to go around and around before Jayden lost control of the bike and it zoomed off a cliff, where they fell in the water below. At an Olympic-style judge stand, terminoob gave them what appeared to be a score of 10 on a card… “Don’t get your hopes up…” he said forebodingly as he pulled the 10 card apart. “10 is for 1 and 0. 1 is the extra point of credit for effort, 0 is for everything else. What is everything else, you might ask? I couldn’t figure out what grade to give SBC in this current age, so I’ve just decided to go with S for snoozefest, B for bullshit, C for cuckery, F for fuckery, and P for phuckery. Look, I do see a small bit of hope left for this site improving, but the way it’s going now, it’s not going to improve at all. What I would re...co...men...d...d...ddddd-jsan” “Mwa ha ha ha ha ha…” Celes laughed evilly, taking over again. “They can’t hear you...they’re too busy drowning in the blue…now then, time to move to another plane...” All of a sudden, Celes was in another plane of reality where she was piloting the helicopter, flying closer to the twin towers of Kozuki’s company… “Oh, I can only imagine the look on his face when I come CRASHING IN!” she cried as she imagined crashing her plane against the tower and causing Kozuki to go flying out the building while playing a game on his cell phone, happily declaring, “The best part is that you can take it anywhere you go!”. “AH HA HA HA HA HEE HOO!” Celes laughed maniacally as she put the plane into full thrust towards the side of the building...only to be met with the side of the building exploding before the plane had a chance to collide. Meanwhile, the plane the SBCers were on had made its way back to America, and was flying by the World Trade Center in New York City. “Ah, it’s good to be home.” the SBCers said with a sigh of relief. “Yes, it’s good to be back in our own preferred little crazy worlds…” ACS said ominously. “But first, I want to welcome you to my world…” ACS then began to transform… Meanwhile, someone was having a phone call...with Renegade. “Yeah, all three of them are with me right now.” Ren told Kozuki on the phone, referring to SOF, Adrian, and Felix. “It seems none of them truly knew that I was the one who founded the Illumichati. ...Yes, Felix caught onto the references. He thought the show’s emphasis on flying vehicles and parodies was both a nod to Gradius and Parodius. He even wondered by there was no reference to the code. ...Oh yeah, more importantly, they figured out about the alternate dimensions and what was part of our show. Rest assured, their silence is sworn. They bought my trust in helping me do away with those murderous fools who thought they could meddle with our affairs. With their help and terminoob’s combined, we’re sure to give this pathetic circlejerk eyes to see again...Mr. President.” Ren hung up the phone as spy movie music played. Inside the plane, ACS turned to the SBCers and sneered as he finished his transformation into...Elasticorn. “Welcome to the real world.” he said sinisterly. THE END
  3. Metal Snake

    The Happy Birthday Thread

    Hope you had a great birthday, Cha!
  4. Metal Snake

    Metal Snake Learns to Draw

    I did one more drawing last night before my birthday, Gallus from MLP: FiM. The reason I've briefly gone back to doing sketches is because my drawing tablet isn't working right with my computer right now, just for the record. I'll go back to doing colored digital artwork as soon I can, but for now, here's my birthday gift to you guys.
  5. Metal Snake

    What'cha Listening To?

    DEVIL - Shinedown
  6. Metal Snake

    Mystic Guardians

    Ha ha, stupid and naughty girls. I liked that fight scene with Lester and the girls all the more just for that alone. Obviously, the return of Drew and Tom was great too. Glad that Tom is back as his normal self, I couldn't imagine him spending the rest of the season yelling, "Globgor!".
  7. Metal Snake

    Crazy Celes

    Episode 14: The Crazy Final Battle “We have to get back to that prison now!” Adrian yelled as she and Felix began to run over there. “Thank God we were able to convince Hawk and OMJ to let us investigate there alone.” Felix replied. “No matter what their true intentions are, it wouldn’t be right to drag them into any conflict and have them get killed…” “I know…” Adrian responded. “As soon as she kills off her partner, it’s going to be all-out war…” In the prison, after Steel Wu had finished echoing his battle cry… “WHY CAN’T YOU UNDERSTAND STEEL?!” Wumbo spoke to the Steel part of himself. “NO ONE CARES ABOUT SOME TYPICAL SHOW FROM CANADA!” “Yeah, Total Drama Island was kind of stupid looking back on it.” JCM intervened. “SHUT UP, JCM!” Jayden shouted as he lunged at Steel Wu, with them both grappling each other’s shoulders. “I DON’T LIKE YOU, ALMOST AS MUCH AS I DON’T LIKE RENEGADE AND SPONGETRON NOW!” “I DON’T LIKE WHAT I DON’T LIKE NOW MORE!” Steel Wu yelled back. “I NEVER LIKED WHAT I DON’T LIKE NOW!” Jayden cried. “I NEVER EVEN LIKED NOSTALGIA CRITIC’S PATCH ADAMS VIDEO!” Steel Wu screamed. “HAYDEN HATER!” Jayden yelled. “CANADIAN HATER!” Steel Wu yelled back. “GGGGGRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH-AH” the grunting of the two as they wrestled came to a halt after their armor broke off and their pants fell down, revealing that they were both wearing the same color of underwear. “*GASP* Blue…” Jayden said in disbelief as he saw Steel Wu’s boxers. “Cobalt blue…” Steel Wu replied, equally shocked. They then looked into each others’ eyes and started crying before they both exclaimed… “YOU DO LIKE WHAT I DO!” After their crying ended, Jayden offered a hand to Steel Wu, telling him… “Let’s never fight again, pal!” “Sure thing, buddy!” Steel Wu replied. “But if I ever catch you wearing red underwear, you’re dead!” “Don’t worry, I promise to keep my woke glasses on!” Jayden assured, putting on a pair of blue shades that allowed to see the fire surrounding them as nothing more than harmless, blue jelly. As the two walked into the blazing fire, the SBCers began to boo. “Hey, where are you going?!” Spongetron yelled. “Get back here and make those undies red with your period blood!” “You’re the best sycophant ever.” Steel Wu complimented Jayden. “You too, buddy.” Jayden returned the “kind words”. “You know, these were purple when I bought them.” Steel Wu referred to his boxers. The screen then went black. “So wait, that’s it?” Metal Snake remarked, talking through Tron whom he was still absorbed inside of. “T-t-that’s all folks?!” SOF interjected as The Looney Tunes credits logo appeared and the classic music played...up until Jayden and Steel Wu burst out of the logo, screaming and running away from...a blood-covered Clappy dressed in a Mario suit. “DO THE MARIO!” he yelled, singing and dancing like the actor from the end of the The Super Mario Bros. Super Show. “SWING YOUR ARMS AND CLAP YOUR HANDS!” Clappy then slammed two severed human hands together, which had the SBCers gasping. “Mario...IS A MURDERER!” Renegade yelled a Game Theory reference. “damn it matpat” SOF said with a frustrated groan. “Oh God, it can’t be...but it’s true.” Jelly said as the mantis monster who had attacked them earlier arrived. “We’re the murderers Hawk and OMJ are after. Their friends are probably going to come and try saving you by now, but we’re ready to silence them…” “No matter what you do…” Clappy chimed in. “You won’t be able to stop our master from leaving this island and fulfilling her true desires…” It was then shown that Crazy Celes was now at the helicopter Adrian and Felix came in on, laughing at the crew she had slaughtered, lying on the ground drenched in their own blood and filled with bullet holes. “I hope none of you believed the fight with Jayden and Steel Wu was the real final battle…” she remarked as she got in the helicopter’s pilot seat. “What I have planned is going to be nothing like a Portrayed by Spongebob meme…”
  8. Metal Snake

    Mystic Guardians

    Cool "filler episode". Glad to have the Scooby-Doo homages back, and I also thought it was cute how every officer was named after a King of the Hill character. The cheesiness of how quickly Hank got fired had me chuckling too, reminding me of The Fairly OddParents. Also liked Baghead. Hank became Chester's dad.
  9. Metal Snake

    What'cha Listening To?

    This is America - Childish Gambino
  10. Metal Snake

    What'cha playing?

    Ninja Gaiden Sigma Changed my avatar and signature appropriately to celebrate finally taking down this tough son of a bitch.
  11. Metal Snake

    Crazy Celes

    Episode 13: SBC Civil Peace Dramatic music played as Jayden laid on the floor, feeling the fire and smoke all around him. “How did this happen?” Jayden asked himself as he saw the charred corpses of all the SBC members who were killed from the plane’s collision with the prison. “The fire...the fury...people believing SBC has a liberal agenda...I feel the pain of it all. And when I listen closely, I can still hear the cries of my dead comrades…” “THAT’S BECAUSE WE’RE RIGHT HERE CHEWING YOU OUT FOR KILLING US ALL!” the SBCers who were killed yelled at him, disrupting the dramatic music, as it was revealed that their ghosts were hovering just above him. “That’s right...I remember now…” Jayden said, only slightly acknowledging what he just heard. “I was fighting Steel Wu...and I tried to take advantage of an opportunity while he was distracted by Spongetron and Renegade. Damn...DAMN YOU TRON! DAMN YOU REN! IT’S YOUR FAULTS EVERYONE ON SBC IS DEAD! ALL YOUR FAULTS!” “Actually, Renegade is still alive.” Steel Wu interjected, pointing to Ren still standing next to Tron alive and well, surviving from her protection. “I guess he’s the Duncan of this lit.” However, Steel Wu then abruptly screamed, with Wumbo’s personality resurfacing. “GGGGGRRRRRAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!” a furious battle cry echoed all throughout the prison and the land of North Korea, a cry that was heard even from those who were currently discussing peace… “Heh heh, I guess someone didn’t take too kindly to being called short…” Hawkbit joked, making a Fullmetal Alchemist reference. “I think it has more to do with SBC just having their version of 9/11.” OMJ offered his take. “Pfft, trust me, they got over me giving them that years ago, as well as every other terrorist attack I made on SBC.” Hawkbit replied. “Ah, how I enjoyed putting together those plane crash videos…” “On second thought, I think your theory makes more sense, sadly.” OMJ said in bemusement as Hawkbit guffawed to himself, preparing to land. “Hmm?” Terminoob murmured as he, Adrian, and Felix saw the plane Hawkbit was flying in land on the hill where the crashed plane used to be. “Why is another plane coming out here?” “Stay on guard…” Adrian warned, putting her dukes up, as Hawkbit and OMJ got out of the plane and approached the trio. “Wassup buddy?” Hawkbit greeted them informally to win their favor, but Adrian wasn’t moved. “State your business.” she replied, her suspicions unabated. “Relax guy.” Hawkbit kept up the colloquial talk, attempting to smooth them over. “Our business is the same as yours, we’re with Kozuki too. Old guy called us up to tell us y’all needed some help, so we flew here on a plane to bail ya brothas outta trouble.” “He just so happened to have your numbers?” Felix asked. “Also, how did you get here so quickly?” “We’re spies of his.” OMJ answered. “We came here from Japan, which is right next to Korea. Be grateful the Koreas are making peace now, because it made traveling here much easier.” “Feh, we still would’ve made it here just fine.” Hawkbit retorted. “My brother is an agent of world travel, you know.” “The Koreas are still making peace?” Terminoob questioned. “Even after we killed Kim Jong?” “Lolwut.” Hawkbit replied. “Kim Jong’s very much alive, he’s discussing peace with Moon Jae-in as we speak.” “Ho ho, sorry, my mistake…” Terminoob said with a familiar chuckle, garnering the suspicion of Adrian and Felix… “Whatever’s going on with ol’ Kim Possible, it doesn’t matter.” OMJ assured them. “Right now, we’ve got ourselves a much more dangerous enemy on our hands. There have been reports of a dangerous pair of Yo-Kai who have been slaughtering Korean soldiers and innocent civilians around here. The victims were either sliced to ribbons or found dead from shock with their hands removed. Have you seen anything of the sort?” “No…” Adrian answered, before looking at where their plane had landed and realized the surprising absence of Kim Jong and his soldiers’ remains. “Surprisingly…” “Wait, didn’t the plane crash by the weed farm?” Felix remembered as he turned around and was shocked to see that the fire was no longer there, the weed showing no signs that it had ever been set ablaze. Even Elasticorn had mysteriously disappeared… “It’s as if we’ve stepped into a parallel dimension.” he remarked to himself in awe. “Just like in Silent Hill...is this Crazy Celes trying to send us a message?” It was then that Felix turned to see another shocking sight. On the ground where the plane was, he and Adrian were stunned to see a crop circle. They both found that the way the plane fit into the circle bore a striking resemblance to the peace circle sign… “Now that I remember…” Adrian said to herself in thought. “The first two people who died on the plane were…” “I wonder…” Felix said to himself in thought as he looked at Hawkbit and OMJ suspiciously. “...if not just Kozuki, but Celes herself has her own ring of spies…” This is it...all of the clues are coming together. Soon, we will finally have the answer of who killed Clappy and Jelly. We will finally uncover the mystery of the double trouble duo behind the heinous anus homicide next time. And on the time after that, we will uncover the mystery of the Illumichati… ...on the finale of this arc of Crazy Celes…
  12. Metal Snake

    Hunter x Hunter

    Brilliant, brilliant series, one of the best in my opinion. I love how complex the cast of characters is, how no one is "a hero or a villain", how deep the writing goes, where all the possibilities are considered before anyone makes a decision in the story and some horrifyingly dark (and occasionally even spiritual) themes are explored, and how suspenseful the fighting scenes are, where the characters always have to find a way to see through the unique trick their opponent is pulling. I am completely up to speed with the manga, which was so good that it got me to watch the anime up until the Greed Island arc...and read some of Yu Yu Hakusho. I'm serious, I really appreciate Yoshihiro Togashi now. I get why people have been frustrated with the slow pace the manga has been coming out at, but so long as the guy continues to show in his work the care he has for quality content, I am for him all the way.
  13. Metal Snake

    Mystic Guardians

    The Standard element. That's brilliant. That is the best element by far, screw anyone who hates. I like how things didn't go quite like I presumed with Roxy, it makes sense with her character, as she's not the cunning, sly type. Also enjoy how Skipper's orange knight powers awakened by him protecting Cassidy, it accurately represents how he's changed.
  14. Metal Snake

    What'cha Listening To?

    Light Them Up - Fall Out Boy
  15. Metal Snake

    What'cha Listening To?

    Break - Three Days Grace
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