Clappy

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About Clappy

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    The One Who Annoys People With His Reviews
  • Birthday 03/26/1989

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    ssj4gogita4
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    Being the life of the party.
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    My Mirror
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    FutureSex/LoveSounds
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    Jay-Z

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  1. Seriously agree about Pence being our next president. I give Trump another year or so before Pence gets handed the reigns, but then again, I didn't expect Trump to last nearly a year after he was elected either so I could be completely wrong on that front too. Didn't know about Tulsi Gabbard's credentials at all before reading this so thanks for the insightful read on that note.
  2. SBCinema

    Oh hey it's Episode 75. I think that's calling for a special installment of SBCinema, but what widely known movie should I mock next you may ask? How about a real piece of Warning: This movie might have broken me a tad bit while writing this. 75. The Emote Movie Film: The Emoji Movie is an emote that lives in Emotopolis, a digital city inside the phone of his SBC user MDPP. He is the son of two laughing emotes named and , and is able to make multiple expressions despite his parents' SpongeBob expressive upbringing. His parents are hesitant of him going to work, but insists so that he can feel useful (…if you say so movie.) Upon receiving a PM from his crush Homie, MDPP decides to send her an emote. When is selected, he panics, makes a confusing expression , and wrecks the emote center. is called in by , a smiley emote and leader of the emote center, who concludes that is a "malfunction" and therefore must be deleted . is chased by , but is rescued by , a once popular emote who has since lost his fame due to lack of use (true shit). He tells that he can be fixed if they find , and accompanies him so that he can reclaim his fame #MakeSmirkGreatAgain2017 . sends to look for when he finds out that he has left Emotopolis, as his actions have caused MDPP to think that SBC needs to be fixed. and come to the Emoticon button where they meet :waddles:, who wants to reach fame and glory so that he can live in the Archives. The trio is attacked by :hands:, but manage to escape into the game Spongecraft. reveals that can be fixed in the Archives, and the group goes off into the Tapatalk app. While there, is revealed to be :plankton2:, who fled home too after tiring of being stereotyped (huh?) They are once again attacked by and their actions cause MDPP to delete the Tapatalk app. and escape, but is taken along with the app and ends up in the trash…(just like this movie concept.) and go searching for and have a very hilariously bad argument. They make up in the Shoutbox when reveals that he, too, is a malfunction explaining 's behavior. (What does this do in terms of the long term effects of this story? Absolutely nothing, but you’re laughing now…right ? ) While traveling through the forums, admits that he likes just the way he is, and that he should not be ashamed of his malfunction. They make it to the trash and rescue :, but are soon attacked by an upgraded . They evade it and enter the Spambox, where they encounter a firewall…of EMOTE SPAM. The gang get past it with a password being Homie's name (that’s not creepy!) and make it to the Archives, where prepares to reprogram . admits his feelings for , but he wishes to stick to his plan of venturing into the Archives, unintentionally causing to revert to his programming out of heartbreak (how sad!). The upgraded takes , and and race after them. As prepares to delete , and arrive and are also threatened. and arrive and disable , which falls on top of . MDPP has since taken SBC to Invision Power Services and asks to have the site erased to fix the problem (okay even though these parenthesis are out of mocking how stupid the actual movie is…talk about an over exaggeration even in parody form). Out of desperation, prepares to have himself PM’d to Homie, making more Patrick faces to express himself Realizing that Homie received a PM from him, MDPP stops SBC from getting erased, saving the emote and finally getting to speak with Homie. accepts himself for who he is and is celebrated by all of the emotes as JCM appears in a cameo and talk about how we as a society deserve better than this. (Better ending than a song and dance number…amirite? But wait!) In a mid-credits scene, is seen wearing numerous braces due to his tiny structure being cracked by :hands:, playing and losing a game of Go Fish in the "loser lounge" with the other forgotten and unused emotions like , , , and . (I think that last one sums up this parody nicely)
  3. Behold the Ding, the Ding of Dings

    See my reply to Omair's question then lel.
  4. 'Unite the Right' Rally in Charlottesville

    Wow. That is one of the worst posts I've ever seen on this site. I...I don't know what to say.
  5. Behold the Ding, the Ding of Dings

    Hi It would be in the summer and to quote you from a few years ago, it would be amazeballs. I tried but I couldn't get into it. Not Abrams best television series if you ask me.
  6. 'Unite the Right' Rally in Charlottesville

    This. I don't even have a strong preference over either political party. I just flat out have zero tolerance for hatred and bigotry, which is what occurred on Saturday when a white supremacist pulled a move out of an Islamic playbook by striking a bunch of protestors with a car killing one and injuring nineteen. That's like saying this conflict would have also been prevented if white supremacists accepted racial diversity. I get your stance because when it has come to political discussions on this site, you strongly favor the right. You believe what you want to believe, but I strongly disagree with what you believe to be acceptable. This isn't about who started what. It's about how our failure of a president should have stated the obvious that white supremacy and naziism is unacceptable. Yet he can't even state that right.
  7. Homophobia: The Miniseries

    If I pictured SBMers I had no clue existed discussing serious issues like homophobia, it would probably translate to something mocking it along these lines. Christ, I must find this actual topic now asap because reading this made me laugh a lot. Thanks for the heads up Jjs, you did good work here. I want in when SBM blows up in drama over discussing nuclear warfare.
  8. What'd ya last watch? (Movies)

    Detroit Seriously one of the best movies I've seen this year. I hope it doesn't fall too far under the radar come awards season especially for Will Poulter. Who would have thought the kid from "We're the Milllers" could put on a performance like that.
  9. 'Unite the Right' Rally in Charlottesville

    Because there is only one side to blame. The side of bigotry, hatred, and fear.
  10. Behold the Ding, the Ding of Dings

    Just temporarily. I'm staying the night at my parents due to my house reeking of chemicals and paint thinner right now. But I should be back to semi normal levels once Comcast finally comes this coming week. Pretty great per usual. I saw Ithaca again and wanted to send you a Snapchat but my phone died lmao.
  11. Behold the Ding, the Ding of Dings

    I would. I love dogs too much not to and it's one of the key components that I miss about being on my own now. I'll consider it once I'm able to have a working internet again because I didn't get cable since I can survive off streaming. Me every day, every week, every month. Let's just hope it doesn't test positive for ecoli.
  12. 'Unite the Right' Rally in Charlottesville

    I currently live a half hour away from downtown Charlottesville where this took place and use to work three minutes from there. The phrase "this hits super close to home" can't even begin to describe how shocked this makes me feel to see this plastered all over my local news channels. This is not the Charlottesville I know and this is not the America I know. This whole incident is just disgusting. Such a gross display of violence and using tactics employed by radical Islamists. Our failure of a president doesn't even denounce it right. My mailman could have delivered a more thoughtful sincere speech than that scripted bullshit Trump recited declaring both sides responsible. Trump has already shown the free world who he is no matter how many times he backtracks on Twitter or posts revised statements so I'll just say this. One of the sides used a motor vehicle with the intent to kill and succeeded.
  13. Behold the Ding, the Ding of Dings

    I think I need to read more of it...and that goes for all spinoffs unfortunately. Me in a nutshell. Dogs > people. I saw the pilot on TBS last year and thought it was kinda funny. Does it get any better because I thought Rhys Darby should be utilized better was my main takeaway.
  14. Ask Jeeves Live

    You got yourself a Switch tho right? So let's break this tie...with a rousing game of Arms?
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