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  1. 8 points
    Hello my friends, it is I, the wondrous Mickey Mouse! Yes, it is true, Disney has purchased The SpongeBob Community for a small fee of twenty dollars! From this day on, you shall be called The Disney Community and bow to the iron will of The Mouse. A beautiful skin has been set to show off Disney's true power. For my takeover, I have brought two friends with me, one of whom you may be very familiar with: @Thanos and @Jedi Master Yoda! I promise I will be a fun overlord, and by the end of the day, you will want me to stay around forever!
  2. 4 points
    I've already said this on Discord, but I'll announce it here too: I'm leaving SBC. I barely use the site anymore, and I've honestly just grown apart from the community as a whole. I have nothing against anyone here personally, it's just time for me to move on. If you want to keep in contact with me, my Discord and Twitter info are in my profile; I'll also be on MLP Forums for anyone who's also part of that site.
  3. 3 points
    47. Tyeam Visits the SpongeBob Community School While the Grim Reaper Plays Unfitting Music (One day, Jjs is in the living room working on an invention. Tyeam walks out of her room and yawns.) Tyeam: What are you doing, Jjs? Jjs: I'm building a transportation device that should protect us when Renegade the Unicorn comes back. Tyeam: We're just going to flee? Jjs: You don't know the powers that we're dealing with, Tyeam. If we're unable to stop Renegade, we need a Plan B. Tyeam: I'm not leaving all my family and friends behind! Jjs: You can make new family and friends on whatever planet we go to. Tyeam: No! (Tyeam runs up to the device and kicks it. Suddenly, the lights on the machine start to blink.) Jjs: What did you just do? Tyeam: I...don't know. (Suddenly, the device disappears, and Jjs and Tyeam disappear with it. They reappear on a table in the back of Wumbology's science class at the SpongeBob Community School. Goobz is pointing a scalpel at them with his mouth agape.) Goobz: Mr. Wumbo, that frog I was supposed to dissect just turned into Principal Jjs and some girl I assume is his mistress! Tyeam: (blushes) Mistress? Jjs: Tyeam, he's pointing a weapon as us! Use your shield! Tyeam: Got it! (Tyeam's bubble expands to surround her and Jjs as he pulls out his sword.) Wumbology: Whoa! I thought we weren't allowed to hit students anymore, Jjs! Cutting Goobz into pieces is a little bit worse than hitting, I would imagine! Tyeam: Wumbo? Why aren't you at the fry shop? Wumbology: Why would I be at a fry shop? I've been on a diet for months! Jjs: Who are all these children and why are they poking amphibians with tiny swords? Goobz: You're not Principal Jjs! Jjs: I'm Jjs, but I'm not the principal of anything. (Tyeam pulls a squished frog out from under her.) Tyeam: Gross! Wumbology: Whoever you two are, I have to ask you to leave, since you're disrupting class. Jjs: We'll happily go as soon as we get our transportation device. (looks around) Where's the transportation device? Wumbology: Wait, transportation device? Throw away your frogs, everyone! Class is cancelled! (The students throw their frogs in a trash can and leave the room.) Wumbology: Tell me more about this transportation device. Jjs: Do you think you can help us find it? Wumbology: Well, I'm the smartest person at this school, so if anyone can help you find it, I sure can! Jjs: I built the device to help us escape from an evil being if we need to. Wumbology: Yeah, evil beings are super annoying. Well, since you obviously aren't our Jjs, you must be another Jjs, possibly one from a parallel universe. Jjs: I meant for the device to send us to other planets, not other universes! Tyeam kicking it must have done something to cause it to malfunction. Wumbology: And it could be anywhere in this universe or not even in our universe at all. Jjs: So, how do you intend to help us find it? Wumbology: Well, I imagine the machine must be causing quite a stir wherever it landed. (Patty Sponge runs into the room.) Jjs and Tyeam: Patty Sponge? Wumbology: Yeah, she's the vice principal at our school in this universe. Patty Sponge: What in the bloody hell is going on? Why did you cancel class? Wumbology: Patty Sponge, meet Earth 2-Jjs and...his mistress right? Tyeam: I'm not his mistress, and I have a name! Wumbology: Sure. Do you know if any strange machines landed near here, Patty? Patty Sponge: None that I know of, but pretty much all of the strange goings-on in this city will reach the ear of Mayor SOF eventually. Tyeam: SOF is the mayor here, too? Wumbology: The more things change, the more they stay the same. (Wumbo drives Tyeam and Jjs to Mayor SOF's office. sblover is standing in front of the door.) sblover: Stop! What brings you here? Wumbo: My friends are from another universe and need SOF's help to get back home. sblover: Do you know how many people we get every day from other universes? You'll have to do a lot better than that. Wumbo: C'mon, man. Help a fellow Canadian out. sblover: The only Canadian I'm here to help out is Mayor SOF. (SOF comes out of the office.) SOF: What's going on, eh? sblover: These three were just on their way out. Tyeam: No, we weren't. SOF: Since they're here, I'll allow them to speak. Wumbo: (bows) Thank you, mayor. I'm humbled by your gratitude. Jjs: (confused) Do they do that for every mayor in this universe? sblover: (bowing) Just the Canadian ones. SOF: Get up. Tell me what you have to say. Wumbo: O great and honourable mayor, have you heard of any strange devices landing in your city recently? SOF: (scratches chin) I did get a call from Shinya's restaurant about something flying through his ceiling. Trying to get city funds to rebuild it. Isn't that funny, sblover? sblover: (laughs) That is funny! It cracks me up! Jjs: I don't get it. (Wumbo kicks Jjs.) Wumbo: (whispering) You know, if I did this to our Jjs, I would have gotten fired. Jjs: (whispering) Do that to me again, and I'll drive my sword through you. Wumbo: I like our Jjs better! Tyeam: Come on! Let's go! (Wumbo drives Tyeam and Jjs to shinya's restaurant. When they walk inside, they see JCM mopping the floors.) JCM: Jjs! Are you here to give me my job back? Jjs: Who's the fat kid? Wumbo: That's JCM. He used to be one of my students. He isn't very smart. JCM: Hey! I heard that! Wumbo: I didn't mean that as an insult. It's simply an objective fact, like the world being round. JCM: (scoffs) If the world was round, why doesn't it spin like a hamster wheel when I run? Jjs: Hey! Stupid kid! JCM: Yeah? Jjs: What happened to the device that crashed through the ceiling? JCM: Shinya told me to look after it while he went to buy more fish. Tyeam: Where is it now? (JCM takes the transportation device out of his backpack.) JCM: Say, jjs, when did you get a mistress? Tyeam: Screw you! JCM: (gasps) Language! Wumbo: (chuckles) I say worse things than that every day in class. JCM: If this belongs to you guys, take it and get your potty mouths out of here! (JCM gives the transportation device to Jjs, but after studying it for a few minutes, he sighs.) Jjs: There's not enough fuel in here to take us back home. It wasn't designed for a round trip. Wumbo: What do you need? Jjs: An ounce of weapons-grade plutonium, probably. You have that in this universe? (Wumbo pulls the collar of his shirt.) Wumbo: We have it, but it's not exactly easy to get. (JCM takes an ounce of weapons-grade plutonium out of his backpack.) JCM: Only one? Wumbo: What in the name of SOF? Why do you have weapons-grade plutonium in your backpack? JCM: Do you really want to know the answer to that? Wumbo: No. Never mind. Forget I asked. (JCM gives the plutonium to Jjs, and he puts it into the teleportation device.) Jjs: Goodbye, Earth-2 Wumbo. Wumbo: You're Earth-2. We're Earth-1. Tyeam: Who even decides that? JCM: I thought Earth-1 was the universe where we all meet each other through a SpongeBob message board. Wumbo: (pauses) You're an idiot, JCM. (Suddenly, the Grim Reaper barges into the restaurant wearing a top hat and holding a cane sideways.) Grim Reaper: (singing) Hello mah baby, hello mah honey, hello mah ragtime gal! Jjs: Does he do that a lot? JCM: Yeah. Jjs: Okay, bye! (Jjs turns on the teleportation device, and he, Tyeam, and the device disappear. Back in their living room, they find Patty Sponge looking under the couch cushions.) Patty Sponge: I know they've got to be in here somewhere! Tyeam: Hi. (Patty Sponge jumps then turns around.) Patty Sponge: Tyeam! Jjs! I found you! Jjs: (rolls eye) Congratulations. Patty Sponge: Sherlock Sponge does it again! If you excuse me, I'll be drinking some celebratory tea. (After Patty Sponge walks into the kitchen, Jjs turns the teleportation device off and starts heading back to his room with it.) Tyeam: I'm not running away. Jjs: When the time comes...you're not going to have a choice. (Jjs goes into his room and Tyeam sits on the couch, reflecting on what has just happened. Patty Sponge soon sits on the couch beside her, sipping tea.) Patty Sponge: Wanna talk about it? Tyeam: No. Patty Sponge: Oh, bol- (The End)
  4. 3 points
    You know how some people can pass tests in class without even studying for them? Well... the last test I took was a book review, for a book I didn't even read. And somehow, I got a B on that, just by guessing what was in the book. Not gonna question it. Just gonna roll with it.
  5. 3 points
    JCM Sets Up the Chairs (JCM follows Jjs as he storms into the auditorium angrily.) JCM: I swear, Jjs! I was planning to do it! It just...it just slipped my mind! Jjs: Goddamn it, JCM! I gave you one fucking job! Set up the chairs in the auditorium so we can hold the fucking school play tonight! Do these chairs look set up? JCM: No, but Jjs: But nothing! The play is in three hours! Have the chairs set up by then or YOU'RE FIRED! (LocalAquatic, the drama teacher, skips into the auditorium.) LocalAquatic: But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? What chairs can our patrons sit thine asses in as they enjoy my rendition of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet? Jjs: Cut it out, Aquatic. I already talked to JCM about it. JCM: Don't worry, Aquatic! I'll make sure the chairs are set up before your play starts! LocalAquatic: Hopefully thou does, because if mine play is unsuccessful due to thee fucktardary... (pulls out a skull) thy shalt not be anymore. JCM: What was that? Jjs: She threatened to murder you...in her weird way. Just set up the fucking chairs, alright? JCM: Yes, sir! (After Jjs and LocalAquatic leave, JCM walks into a closet in the auditorium, where over 100 chairs are stacked on top of one another.) JCM: Okay, I just have to open all these chairs and put them in front of the stage. Shouldn't be too hard. (JCM climbs the stack of chairs and grabs the one at the top. He slides down the stack of chairs with it then uses all of his strength to open it. He then walks to the stage and drops the chair in front of it.) JCM: (wipes sweat off forehead) Phew! I'm pooped! (JCM looks back at the rest of the chairs, then he looks at the clock.) JCM: There's no way I'll get all of those chairs set up in time! What do I do? (JCM notices a metal leg sticking out from under the chairs.) JCM: Hmm. (JCM crawls under the chairs and pulls out a giant robot.) JCM: How did I not notice this until just now? (The robot has a sign attached to it saying "DO NOT TURN ON".) JCM: That piece of paper can't tell me what to do! (JCM flips a switch on the back of the robot, and its eyes start to glow.) Robot: Hello. I am Helper Bot 2000. How may I be of assistance? JCM: Can you set up those chairs in front of the stage? HB2000: Affirmative. (HB2000 sets all the chairs up in less than a minute.) JCM: Wow! You're awesome! You're like a bigger, more productive janitor! Thank goodness there aren't more of you around! (OMJ walks into the auditorium, and JCM jumps in front of HB2000.) OMJ: Hey, JCM, I just stopped by to see if you needed any help with those chairs. Even though I'm a consultant now, I'm still down for manual labor every now and then, and Jjs has been fuming about it for the last hour or so. JCM: Thanks, but I'm good. OMJ: Cool. What's with the robot? JCM: What robot? OMJ: That giant robot behind you. JCM: I don't know what you're talking about. OMJ: Well, I'm sure Jjs would love to hear about it. JCM: Okay, okay! I found this robot in the closet under the chairs, but you can't take him away from me! He's the best thing that's ever happened to me! OMJ: That's probably one of Wumbo's inventions. You know there's almost always something wrong with those things. JCM: Well, there's nothing wrong with this guy! He's perfect! OMJ: Hey, robot. HB2000: Yes? OMJ: What's the meaning of life? HB2000: I do not know. (pauses) I am not a good bot. OMJ: See! It's broken! HB2000: And if I am not a good bot, I must be an evil bot. (HB2000 turns its arm into a laser and zaps OMJ with it, turning him to dust.) JCM: Oh my gosh! (HB2000 points the laser at JCM.) HB2000: Must exterminate humanity. (JCM jumps out of the way of a laser blast,) JCM: Well, that escalated quickly! (HB2000 shoots at JCM again, and he is barely able to avoid getting hit by the second shot.) JCM: Wait! Let's talk about it! HB2000: No more talking. (HB2000 turns its arm into a smaller laser and shoots at JCM in rapid succession.) JCM: Please! You can still be a good bot! HB2000: No. It is impossible. (One of the lasers hit JCM in the arm, and he covers the wound while running from the rest of HB2000's lasers.) JCM: Nothing is impossible! Not as long as you keep trying! That pursuit of goodness, that's what the meaning of life is! That's the answer to OMJ's question! (HB2000 stops shooting as it processes what JCM just said.) HB2000: That is dumb. (HB2000 starts shooting again, and JCM starts using chairs to block the lasers. As a laser hits one of the chairs, it explodes, and a chair leg lodges into HB2000's eye, causing its head to spin around then fly through the ceiling as the rest of its body falls to the ground limp.) JCM: I win! (Jjs and LocalAquatic walk into the auditorium to find that it's a mess, with pieces of broken chair everywhere and a giant hole in the ceiling.) Jjs: What... LocalAquatic: The... Jjs and LocalAquatic: Fuck? JCM: Oh! Hi there! I got the chairs set up! Kind of! Jjs: And you destroyed the auditorium while you were at it, it seems! LocalAquatic: Looks like we'll have to cancel tonight's play. I'm not crying, you're crying! (LocalAquatic leaves the auditorium in tears.) JCM: I'm sorry, Jjs! I really am! Jjs: Just...get your arm checked out by Nurse Homie. No point in ruining the auditorium any more with your blood. JCM: Does that mean I'm not fired? Jjs: Oh, you're absolutely fired. JCM: Awww. (The End)
  6. 2 points
    mind explaining why your best friend said this?:
  7. 2 points
    isn’t that where ur ask thread has always been ?
  8. 2 points
    Well, Steven Universe is finally over, and...oh my god, I choked up and it had me in tears. While there are a few things I wished they elaborated on more. I was overly satisfied with the ending. I'll never forget what a beautiful and groundbreaking series this was, and the wonderful soundtrack this series had. It will always be one of my favorite series.
  9. 2 points
    Me in my dressing gown, which I put together a couple days ago.
  10. 2 points
    Saturday, April 11th: 11:00 AM: Swamp Mates (247A) - Bubble Bass finds himself stranded with Patrick in a mysterious swamp, looking for a lost action figure. 11:15 AM: One Trick Sponge (247B) - SpongeBob learns a new trick but can't find an audience to show it to. Both these episodes were already leaked online, yada yada you know the drill by now.
  11. 2 points
    Has it been two weeks already? Here's ten episodes. JCMovies crossover coming tomorrow. 37. Alone Together As Tyeam teaches Dennis how to dance, Tyeam and Dennis accidentally fuse, forming TyeamAssassin. When they show the Bubble Buds their new body, Jjs isn't a fan, but Teenj loves it, and he tells them to go have fun with their new fusion. They go to a rave, and they're the center of attention with their beautiful dance moves, but some loser tries to make them dance with him, and the Dennis part of TyeamAssassin is so annoyed that he's prepared to kill him, forcing Tyeam to unfuse with him before he gets them both sent to prison. The loser is so disturbed by what he saw that he finally leaves them alone, and the episode ends. 38. The Test Tyeam finds out that the mission in Krabby Patty Backpack was a test of her ability to join the Bubble Buds on missions (a test she failed miserably) so she demands a new test. 39. Future Vision Tyeam learns that Teenj can see into the future and becomes paranoid about the possible dangers around her. 40. On The Run One day, Patty Sponge decides that she's flying back to the UK, and as Tyeam tags along, Patty Sponge tells her about her origin as a weapon in the original Bubble Buds' planned colonization of Earth. 41. Horror Club Tyeam goes to the lighthouse to watch scary movies with WhoBob, Hal, and Aya. After watching their movies, she reveals her own: a vampire movie so messed up and violent that, after the movie is over, the other three agree never to invite Tyeam to the lighthouse ever again. 42. Winter Forecast Tyeam has to try and get Dennis back to his place before a blizzard hits SOFCity, and Teenj shows her some future outcomes before they depart. 43. Maximum Clapacity While cleaning out Clappy's storage unit, Tyeam and Patty Sponge get distracted watching episodes of The Office on Tyeam's new phone. 44. Marble Madness When droids from space descend towards warp pad zones, Tyeam and the Bubble Buds attempt to find out their purpose. 45. Jelly's Scabbard Jjs takes Tyeam to a special place that belonged to Jelly after Sea Lion finds the scabbard for Jelly's sword. 46. Open Book When Dennis is upset by the ending of Game of Thrones, Tyeam has to hunt down George R. R. Martin to get him to quickly finish the book series before Dennis takes his frustration out on the show's writers.
  12. 2 points
    It might be Friday the 13th, but I've been silently willing for an event that was gonna happen tonight to be cancelled since last week and I got my wish at the stroke of midnight so that's something.
  13. 2 points
  14. 2 points
    you like 100 Gecs? Charli XCX? AG Cook? Slayyyter? well boy do I have some weird shit for you
  15. 2 points
    true god, overhated rapper who's better than lil uzi snore this man's voice is art and he has funny lines and good melodies
  16. 2 points
    Going to give this topic my own serious response since the current, dwindling interest in SB should speak some lengths now. I'm just about like everyone else who believes that SB has run its course after Hillenburg's death. I've also come to terms with the fact that Nick is going to keep SB going because it's their biggest hit and they're going to oversaturate it until the company dies off or the public decides they've had enough, which is, of course, sad to think about. Because of the whole Kamp Koral debacle, I have also come to terms that I may not have to support everything that has SB attached to it. It's because of that it's why I've been feeling divided about whether or not I should give the also-upcoming Squidward spin-off my support while I continue to treat Kamp Koral as an in-name only SB series that only exists to keep Nick afloat. We're all very much iffed about the idea of continuing SB after Hillenburg's death. When it comes to my feelings about continuing to watch and support SB after the loss of the creator, I can't see myself stopping. SB means a lot to me, thus I have been a fan of SB for almost 20 years as of this writing. I am still going to see the third SpongeBob feature film even if I don't feel like I'll enjoy it as much as the first two, and I'm still going to respectfully avoid Kamp Koral because of my personal feelings towards Nickelodeon as a company. All good things come to an end, so I'd like to see SpongeBob stop at one point. At the same time though, I don't mind the series still running. S12 is not a fantastic season by all means, but I do think it's doing good so far, and as long as the quality doesn't crumbles for the main series and as well for everything else SB-related in-between, I'm still going to look forward to more from SB, but like I said before, I'd like to see it end in a respectful fashion too.
  17. 2 points
    34. Watermelon Tyeam One day, Tyeam and Clappy are chilling outside of the movie theater and eating watermelon. They're spitting seeds at movie posters when Clappy decides to turn it into a game, taking turns with Tyeam to see who can spit their watermelon seeds the farthest. After Tyeam wins that, Clappy changes his mind and says they're actually competing to see who can spit seeds the coolest. Tyeam wins that, too, so Clappy gives up and crowns Tyeam the Watermelon Queen, but not before they get seeds everywhere around the movie theater. Tyeam sleeps on her chair with a crown carved out of watermelon sitting on her head, and when she wakes up, she sees fully grown watermelon everywhere. As she looks closer at the watermelon, she realizes that the watermelon looks exactly like she does! The other Bubble Buds come to the movie theater to investigate, and they figure Tyeam inherited Jelly's ability to turn plants into sentient life forms, even though the watermelon aren't doing anything. Tyeam gets the idea to sell the watermelon as "Watermelon Tyeams", and even though everyone agrees it's a stupid idea, she does it anyway. Tyeam sets up a watermelon stand on the beach, and Aquatic Nuggets immediately approaches her to ask her if she has a license for her business. Tyeam says she doesn't but offer Aquatic Nuggets a watermelon, and Nuggets chastises her for assuming he likes watermelon because he's black, before grabbing a watermelon and walking away. More people start coming to buy watermelon, and a few hours later, Tyeam is all sold out of her Watermelon Tyeams. As Tyeam prepares to close up shop, Hayden appears from under the stand and seems to imply that he wants a watermelon. Tyeam tells Hayden that she's all sold out of them, but Hayden points to the watermelon on her table, which she refuses to sell cause it's hers. Hayden steals it anyway cause that's kind of what he does, and Tyeam chases him. Just when Hayden starts to lose Tyeam, he feels the watermelon start to move in his arms, and when he looks down at it, has angry eyes. The watermelon punches Hayden in the face, jumps out of his arms, and reunites with Tyeam. Tyeam is shocked to find that the watermelon is alive, and she realizes the rest of the watermelon must be alive, too, which means she just committed the unethical and very illegal act of selling people. Tyeam spends the next several hours finding the people she sold her watermelon to, and the last person she approaches is Nuggets, who is now convinced that Tyeam is racist after not only assuming he likes watermelon but selling all the watermelon off as slaves right after. Nuggets threatens Tyeam with prison if she ever does something like that again, and Tyeam apologizes first to an annoyed Nuggets and second to an even more annoyed Watermelon Tyeam. Tyeam returns home with all the sentient watermelon and wonders what she will do next. Clappy drives by and asks Tyeam if she wants to see a movie with him, and Tyeam says she only will if she can bring her new friends. Clappy is reluctant at first, but he eventually agrees to bring Tyeam and the sentient watermelon back to the theater with him, and Tyeam, Clappy, and the watermelon fill the theater as they watch the newest Big Guys with Even Bigger Guns movie. They spend the rest of the night sleeping in front of the theater, and Tyeam wonders if this is how she'll be spending every night for the rest of her life. The watermelon all rot a week a later, and Tyeam spends the night burying them as Clappy, who still doesn't completely understand what's going on, helps her. When they're finished, Clappy asks Tyeam if she wants to spit watermelon seeds again, and Tyeam gives him a dirty look. Clappy says it was a worth a shot, and the episode ends.
  18. 1 point
    Imposter SOF; Casual poster, Loyal Customer...Impostor? Mysteriously being placed in the heart of The Community, now the intellectual property recently acquired by an evil media conglomerate, he has been revived in order to do the bidding of his new Disney overlords. His mission: put an immediate end to an illegal copyright infringement operation and bag a nematode. With renewed purpose in life and with the sole intent to bang everything he sees, he will equip himself with me Mallet of Doom™™ and monopolize the world as only Disney can in a world where you don't know who's real and who's fake. Will Imposter SOF live to survive another reboot? Find out, now. Episode I. Acquired by Disney! Acquired by God!! We open up to Mickey the Mouse in his makeshift SBC-based Disney HQ, having it literally built over The Krabby Kronicle. He is currently in the middle of signing off on some new creative changes for The Community as a whole. Mickey: And with this latest revision to The Official SBC Guidebook, LMFAO is hereby officially disbanded and shall never be referred to ever again. Jjs: Excellent change, sir, I never would've allowed that to be ratified, myself. Mickey: We must upkeep our family friendly image, jjs, all while leaving just enough wiggle room to let just enough to slip through the cracks. Jjs: And just what might that be, Mick? Imposter SOF bangs down the doors to Mickey the Mouse's office. Imposter SOF: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!??!!!?!??!!! Jjs: *facepalm* oh god, not another one... Mickey: Contrary to popular belief, I didn't absorb The SpongeBob Community into my entire being all just to acquire the ZaidCatDog back catalog. I also desired the complete, uncontested rights to the impostor who you all seem to have settled on being a SpongeOddFan parody. Jjs: What could you possibly do with the product of a senile old man with nothing better to do with his time during the summer of 2011? Mickey: Tie up some loose ends, THAT'S what I can do. Have you already forgotten, my subordinate? Disney has to upkeep its family friendly image. Contract killing will see us towing that fine, thin line. So let's just take the contract negotiations off the table and tear the contract up entirely! Imposter SOF: WHAT'S YER OFFER?!?!!?!??!!??? Mickey: He wants something to bang Jjs: ...then you'll give him something to bang. Mickey: Gosh, you're catching on faster than I thought, jjs! Riffing Theater jjs: Um, that's still an agreement being made between two parties to have someone killed. But please, do continue (April Fools). Jjs: Just who, might I ask, do you want to possibly see get banged? Mickey: Surely you're familiar with the shit stain known as rugrats1? Jjs: We all certainly know of his "work". Mickey: The fucker has the testicular fortitude to threaten me, of all mice and men, with a lawsuit! He claims that we here at the House of Mouse plagiarized HIS work, infringed on his copyrights! Jjs: I'd figure that'd be the other way around? Mickey: It would be! If we had a strong argument... Jjs: A-A-Are you telling me that Disney plagiarized The Anytown Show?! Mickey: Hey, I had a vision for it that he sorely lacked! And besides, it's not like I was the only one! The hands of Nick and CN are just as red in all of this! Jjs slumps back in disbelief. Jjs: I don't believe this. Mickey: This case could ruin us all, but most importantly, it could ruin me. If saving my own skin means that I also have to save theirs, well, it's a risk I just gotta be willing to take. Go, Imposter SOF! Bang rugrats1! Bang him even if you have to bang all of Anytown! Your purpose has been given! Imposter SOF: BRING MILK FOR ME LAWYER!!?!!?!!!? Imposter SOF flies out, banging a hole through the ceiling with me mallet as he does. Mickey: Oh, that sounds like a good idea! Jjs, bring milk to our legal team, stat! Jjs proceeds to pirate Disney+ content like a pro. Episode II. FUCK! DISNEY!! Imposter SOF has made his way to the Dreamworks Animation News and Discussion Thread thread, where Anytown is rumored to now be based out of. Imposter SOF manages to break through the lock that locked the thread shut with ease by banging it repeatedly with me mallet. Imposter SOF: NO SOLICITORS!??!?!!!!?? A sundry of badly drawn cartoon characters swarm around Imposter SOF like bees defending their hive. But one by one, they each get banged into oblivion with each swing of Imposter SOF's Mallet of Doom™™. Imposter SOF: ESPECIALLY AT THIS HOUR!!!??!??????!!???!!?!?!? Imposter SOF works his way through the entire Dreamworks discussion before finally reaching the queen of this particular hive. Imposter SOF: WHO U?!!?!!? U ELASTIC!!??!?!?????!!?!????!!!!! Man Cartman: Recess and Kim Possible are officially being revived in 2017. Set to happen in Anytown any day now. Imposter SOF moves in to bang Helga Pataki, but he's blocked by the sudden interruption of SBC's resident anti-Disney movement, "FUCK DISNEY", led by the charismatic, enigmatic Danny DeVito. And President Squidward. Danny DeVito: Let this man alone! Prez: Fuck Donald! Fuck Goofy! Fuck Mickey! And MOTHERFUCK DISNEY! I hereby grant you, rugrats1, sanctuary within the President Squidward Cytube! The FUCK DISNEY activists charge at Imposter SOF with ill intent, but they all end up getting banged up for their troubles. Imposter SOF then shifts his attention towards Prez, and charges at him now, mallet flailing. Imposter SOF: OOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!??!?!!?!!!?? With no other choice, Prez exercises a tried and true tactic of old. Prez: beautiful (author's note: so, went back to read this over and apparently "K-Y-S" gets filtered out to be "beautiful" now. Was gonna change it, but I thought it looked funny enough so I've decided to leave it in there while providing some context instead) Imposter SOF is stopped in his tracks by an unseen force. He raises me mallet above his head, staring at it intently. He then proceeds to bring it down on his own head, banging himself profusely with his own weapon. Prez: We're done here. Prez personally grants rugrats1 asylum in his personal Cytube channel, opening a link through which they will escape through and do Mickey knows what afterwards. Prez flips Imposter SOF off, symbolically also giving the finger to their Disney overlords. Prez: FUCK DISNEY! Imposter SOF bangs every ounce of life out of his own being, finally going limp after one last blow to the cranium, cracking his skull into pieces upon impact. Everything goes white suddenly. Before Imposter SOF could embrace the cold embrace of death, he is given a couple of options; "I won't give up!" and "It's all over..." Not wanting yet another failed reboot on his résumé, Imposter SOF chooses not to give up! Mickey the Mouse leaps onto the scene Yoda-style, summoning forth his key blade upon sticking the landing. Danny DeVito: I've got some cheese for you, rat bastard! Right hea! Mickey fights both DeVito and Prez off simultaneously, all while charging his D-Charge. After charging up more than enough, Mickey puts his plan to revive Imposter SOF once again into action. Mickey: C'mon, Imposter SOF, you've gotta wake up! Mickey casts Healing Light on Imposter SOF, bringing the impostor back from the brink of death. With his work done, Mickey the Mouse de-spawns and leaves Imposter SOF to do the honors. Imposter SOF bangs the link to Prez's Cytube completely shut, causing it to cave in right on top of rugrats1! Danny DeVito and Prez take a brief moment to mourn their fallen comrade, but Imposter SOF takes that brief moment to bang them both mercilessly. Prez uses what could his final breath to utter one last beautiful, but Imposter SOF throws on the mouse ears that his overlords gave him, rendering Prez's words moot. With one last mighty swing of me mallet, Prez finds himself banged to death. Danny DeVito still has a bit of life left in him. Just enough life left to say Danny DeVito: Never...trust...a mouse... Danny DeVito fades away from this world, and into the next. Mickey the Mouse shows back up, applauding Imposter SOF for his efforts. Mickey: Haha! Gosh, your skills are extra-ordinary! If I do say so, myself! Mickey empties out an entire beaker, dousing Imposter SOF in the face with a mixture highly volatile chemicals. It was at this moment that Imposter SOF realized that it was in fact Chemist Mickey, who was just Steel after having sold his soul over to Disney. And it was also at this moment that Danny DeVito's last words really began to ring true. Imposter SOF: NEVER TRUST A MOUSE!!?!!!?!?!!?!!!!? Chemist Mickey contacts Mickey the Mouse through a private message. Chemist Mickey: He did exactly what I told you he'd do. The FUCK DISNEY movement is dead. And now, so is the impostor. Yes, Master Mickey. Thank you, sir. I most certainly will. Chemist Mickey turns off communications and leans in closer to the impostor. Chemist Mickey: You have served your purpose, and Disney, well. Unfortunately, we have no use for such an out of date property anymore. Nothing personal. It's just...business. Episode III. Abandoned by Disney! Abandoned by God!! Chemist Mickey: Nothing personal. It's just...business. Chemist Mickey looks to inject Imposter SOF with a lethal dose of poison. However, fighting through the pain of Chemist Mickey's previous attack, Imposter SOF leaps up and grabs the brilliant chemist, wrapping his body with his own. Imposter SOF: ANANACONDA SQUEEEEEEEEEEZE!!?!?!???!!!!!?!?!! Chemist Mickey desperately tries to apply the needle to any part of the imposter's body, but finds himself quickly blacking out from the force of Imposter SOF's death lock. Chemist Mickey grows weak enough for Imposter SOF to wrestle the syringe out of his grip and firmly grasps it. With the syringe of lethal poison in hand, Imposter SOF lunges at Chemist Mickey with it, punching a hole clean through Chemist Mickey's torso. Chemist Mickey drops dead, his body wrapped around Imposter SOF's upper arm. The impostor drops the still filled syringe and pushes Chemist Mickey's body off of him. Imposter SOF knows where he must go next. After stopping by Cha's ask thread to bang her with me mallet, he immediately heads over to the Krusty Tower's Check-In. Krusty Tower Receptionist: Checking in? Imposter SOF thought, and he said Imposter SOF: No... Imposter SOF bangs the receptionist with me mallet. Imposter SOF: RENEW???!!!!??!?!!!??!?!? Imposter SOF gradually makes his way up the Krusty Tower, floor by floor, banging any and all opposition on sight. His first challenge eventually comes in the form of an old Jedi master. Yoda: Far, you have come, young padawan. End here, your journey shall. Yoda brandishes his light saber, prepared to butcher Imposter SOF like how I butchered his line of dialogue. Imposter SOF sees his lightsaber and raises him a Mallet of Doom™™. Imposter SOF: ANY, WE DON'T WANT!!??!?!?!!?!!?!!?!?! They clash weapons, the Mallet of Doom™™ matching Yoda's lightsaber blow for blow. Their duel of the fates reaches its satisfying conclusion by the second "Rah-tah-mah" when Imposter SOF bangs jedi master Yoda with me mallet. From there, Imposter SOF makes his way up a couple dozen more floors before reaching the second definitive roadblock in his path. Thanos: You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me. Imposter SOF: LOUSY TELEMARKETERS!!??!!?!??? Thanos goes to end things quickly in a snap, but Imposter SOF throws me mallet at Thanos' jerk off hand with all me might before he could finish. Imposter SOF then goes for the head by banging the inside of Thanos' ass cheeks with me mallet while The Mad Titan was busy dealing with the resulting carpal tunnel. Imposter SOF is officially in the endgame now. After making his way up about a hundred more floors, he encounters his greatest challenge yet...himself. SOF: I always wanted Disney forum! SOF pulls out a magic wand, but its a ruse, designed to distract Imposter SOF from falling victim to an RKO out of nowhere! SOF readies to deal the final blow, but Imposter SOF sees this RKO coming this time, and uses SOF's hubris to bang him with me mallet. With the dream match at an end and SOF out of commission, all that's left is the final floor, where Mickey the Mouse's office lies. Imposter SOF storms in, banging the door down once again. Imposter SOF: STUPID MOUSE!!??!!? YOU MAKE ME LOOK BAD!!??????? Mickey stops banging Minnie for a second and slips his gloves back on his hands. Mickey: Gosh, not as bad as you made me look just now! Haha! Mickey summons forth his keyblade, ready to commence the final battle. Their weapons clash even more furiously than the battle with Yoda. Mickey: Ultima! Imposter SOF: STOPZA!!??!?!!!!???!!!!!?????!!!!!!????? Their spells clash now, both neck and neck in terms of power. Their clash ends in an explosion, sending both members flying. Imposter SOF slowly comes to terms that even the might of me Mallet of Doom™™ may not to overcome the overwhelming power and influence of Disney. Imposter SOF resorts to using cancel culture to cut Mickey off from his vast reserves of money and power. With Mickey and his friends now outed as racists to the entire world, this turn of events leaves him vulnerable enough for one more emphatic banging courtesy of Imposter SOF and me mallet. With the House of Mouse in ruins and The Community free from Disney's control, Imposter SOF retreats back to the confines of OMJ's cbox from whence he came. Realizing that no future banging could be able to top banging the entire Walt Disney Company, Imposter SOF hangs up me Mallet of Doom™ and retires to a life of mediocrity and crossword puzzles. Waiting for the day when banging might have some meaning again.
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    first you buy my house and now my forum smh
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    My nephew is living the thug life lmao I asked him to eat his food so he just ran away and hid?
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    I've got a switch and I intended to get the new AC game last week, but GameStop just stopped taking trade-ins due to this virus shit so I decided to wait cuz I was also getting DOOM Eternal at the same time and I was really banking on that trade-in value to pay most of Animal Crossing off for me sigh.
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    the thundercats franchise has never ever been good.
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    11. Mercy Mission At Latorga, the pirate community is still lively through the night, as Mack and Higgs continue to drink up inside of the pub. Sawyer continues to stand guard on the outside, when he catches a group of pirates hawking at the Interceptor, with a clear intent to take it. They are surprised to see a navy ship here, and wonder who stole it. This infuriates him, so he rushes off, his sword on the ready to strike them if need be. “Get back, that’s my ship! Don’t y’all even think about it…” Sawyer said, aiming his sword at the pirates. “Easy man, we was just lookin’…” one of the pirates “promised”, raising their hands up. “What do you take us for, thieves?” another pirate asked, trying to play innocent. “Likely story. Run along now, partners.” Sawyer said, as the pirate group all walk away, and giving him looks of annoyance. Sawyer decides to stay right near the Interceptor, making sure nobody else dares to even so much look at it. He refused to be stranded on this island with the scum of Enhalas. He could not afford any further setbacks to rescuing Juliet. Truthfully, he would love to just take the ship for himself and leave Mack behind, given he was a liability. But he needed him, and Mack knew that. He knew he could not take on Bedossa alone either, and thus, Mack getting a new crew was their best shot. After Juliet is saved though, Sawyer could finally be rid of the pirate anchors holding him down, turn them in, and be cleared of his fugitive name. He is playing one impressive long con, and he was sure Mack was too. Perhaps he had heard Mack and Higgs’ conversation on the ship after all… Inside the bar, Mack and Higgs keep sitting at their table. “Just curious Vincent, how will going back to your pirate life affect your standing as a Bounty Guild representative?” Mack asked, taking another sip. “They don’t need to know.” Higgs replied, taking another sip. “That’s the spirit!” Mack replied. The two continue to look around for any potential crew members. “Anyone catching your eye?” Higgs asked. “Not yet…this may not be the most capable crowd to start with.” Mack replied, as he sees several drunk pirates toss the bartender across a table, sending him flying against the wall. One fancy dressed pirate passes by them, as Higgs waves to them. “Ahoy there, ye lookin for a crew?” Higgs asked. “No thanks, I have a great one already, you two look washed up.” The pirate scoffed, giving them a smug laugh, as they keep going on their way. “Wow, this place has really gone downhill. Even this drink is not great!” Mack said, finishing his unimpressed, and tossing the cup aside. Higgs grabs Treasure from underneath the table, as him and Mack get up, about to leave. Suddenly, a pirate stands up on one table, and has an announcement for everyone inside. “AVAST MATEYS, LISTEN UP! We have received the most startling of news: Someone has found the legendary treasure, putting an end to the bloody search.” A pirate announced, as everyone in the building gasps. Mack feels as if his heart has fallen off a cliff. This is not good. He had originally wanted to use the coveted treasure as a bragging tool to get a crew, but he could not now knowing how special Treasure is. He knew that if the others realized he had what they were looking for all along, they would keep coming after him. “Who?” Whispers echoed through the bar. “We do not know who found it, but a pirate team went to Nevarro and found it completely abandoned, with the guards slaughtered and the hold empty. Still, someone out there has that special treasure, and it could be somewhere in here right now…” the pirate said, looking at everyone suspiciously, and everyone else does so in turn. Higgs and Mack look around worried, as they hide Treasure carefully, making sure nobody suspects them. “Perhaps YOU have the treasure?” A drunken pirate asked suspiciously to another, ripping his pockets apart to make scant doubloon pieces fall out of them. “Don’t touch me!” The other pirate yelled back, pushing him into the bar, and a fist fight ensues with pirates around cheering them on. Mack and Higgs casually make their way outside during the fight, and see Sawyer making a ruckus. He kicks over a table, scaring off pirates, as he searches for an enemy. “Come on cowards, I know y’all wanna good sword fight, right!? Who else wants to steal our ship!?” Sawyer bragged to them. “He’s a strange one.” Higgs whispered to Mack. “You have no idea. But I need him.” Mack replied, approaching Sawyer. “That’s enough of that, you’re embarrassing yourself.” “Y’all should be thanking yours truly, I scared off a flock of thieves who were lookin’ to hijack the ship.” Sawyer explained. “Aye, I shall begin the crew search right away, captain.” Higgs said, looking around for an able bodied crew. Suddenly, a female pirate approaches them, wearing a buckled tricorn hat. “Can we help you, miss?” Sawyer asked her. Mack then gets the sensation he recognizes this woman, and gulps to himself. He lifts up her hat to see a familiar face. The woman looks at Mack furious, and he flinches for a bit, knowing her anger. “Zoe! How have you been-“ Mack was asking, trying to casually make small talk, though he knew this confrontation would not go well. Zoe then slaps him right across the face. “I suppose you didn’t deserve that one, neither?” Sawyer asked. “No, that one I deserved.” Mack replied. “You stole my boat!” Zoe said angrily. “Actually-“ Mack was saying, as Zoe slaps him again harder. “Borrowed. Borrowed without permission. But with every intention of bringing it back!” “But you didn’t! Where is it?” Zoe replied angrily. “It’s…uh, at the bottom of the ocean. Sunk on my way to Port Royale. You’ll get another one, I promise!” Mack replied, as Zoe looks as if she’s about to kill him right then and there. “I will…” Zoe replied, threateningly “A better one.” Sawyer replied. “A better one! Tell you what, I’m looking for a crew, and if you help me, I shall get you a boat!” Mack agreed. “What boat?” Zoe asked, thinking Mack is a scammer. “That one.” Sawyer jumped in, pointing to the Interceptor, trying to master Mack’s art of pirate deals. Mack gives him a confused look in return, as he, Sawyer, Higgs and Treasure all look at the Interceptor. Mack then turns back to Sawyer. “THAT one?!” Mack replied and then considers it a moment, realizing it’s a good plan to convince Zoe. Sawyer had learned from him well. “Aye, that one! What say you?” “Aye. My crew would especially love that ship…” Zoe replied, smirking. This baffles Sawyer. “Oh, so they are here…” Mack replied, knowing what this means. “Well well well, I never thought I’d see Stark here again anytime soon. Did you miss me?” A snobby voice asked sarcastically, annoying Mack. Two other pirates approach, one of which being a large, muscular lobster, and the other being their leader, who has white hair and is wearing ragged purple clothes. They both wear the same pirate symbol Zoe has on her outfit, revealing she is a part of their crew. Mack recognizes who they both are and sighs to himself. “Who are these punks?” Sawyer asked. “Those two “punks” would be Jace Callis and his large friend Grudge. With lady Zoe, they form their own little pirate gang. I have quite the history with them.” Mack explained smugly, as the three are annoyed. “Thanks for the intro, but it’s Captain Jace Callis, asshole. Me and him go way back. When he was still captain of the Eclipse Pearl, he sunk my first ship! He still owes me a ship too!” Jace said, annoyed. “In all fairness, that was in self defense, since you attacked us first-“ Mack was saying. "You’re a complete pathetic loser now. Are those two bozos are the best you could get for your sorry “crew”?” Jace asked smugly, looking at Higgs and Sawyer unimpressed. “Better watch your mouth, son, I ain’t no bozo.” Sawyer says threateningly to Jace, glaring at him. “This suppose to be one of Mack’s new crew members? You can talk a fight, but think you could take me on?” Grudge said in a deep voice, menacingly approaching Sawyer. “Get that stick out of your mouth, son, it don’t look right.” Grudge then tries to grab the twig Sawyer has in his mouth, but he puts his sword in-between the claw, trying to force Grudge to back off. “Boy, you do not want to mess with me-” Sawyer replied, as Grudge picks him up with both claws. He shakes Sawyer around, making the twig in his mouth fall to the ground. Sawyer then slashes his sword right at Grudge’s right claw, making him drop him. Sawyer picks his twig back up and aims his sword at Grudge, threatening him if he tries another move. “Pathetic. I could crush you right now if I wanted, cowboy, but I’ll let you off cause I got a glimmer of a heart of gold.” Grudge said, laughing. “Forgive his lack of hospitality, I plan to expand my crew much, and then you won’t be laughing much anymore, eh?” Mack boasted to the crew. “You came out here to hire a new crew, huh? How do you plan to recruit anyone when you have no reputation now?” Jace asked tauntingly. “Simple, by having you join my crew! I’m open to anyone, regardless of history, it can be water under the bridge!” Mack bargained. Jace, Zoe and Grudge all laugh out loud at this. “You couldn’t even stop one mutiny, what makes you think you can prevent another from us?” Jace asked smugly. “Hear me out. I am the only one who knows how to defeat Bedossa, and I know you want his throne. Help me kill him, and you shall have all the fame, glory and lovers your heart so desires. Truthfully, I just want my ship back, I do not care for the glory.” Mack bargained. “That is tempting, but I don’t trust you.” Jace replied. “Make a bargain then, and I shall change your tune.” Mack replied. “How about I see the ship you have to offer?” Jace asked. “Right over there.” Mack said, pointing to the Interceptor with his sword, shocking Grudge and Jace as they look closer at it. “What’s so special about it?” Zoe asked. “Boss…is that…” Grudge was asking, surprised. “Yes, that is a Royal Navy ship. The Interceptor, one of their fastest and most powerful ones. I must say, I’m impressed you were somehow able to steal that, if you did steal it first.” Jace said. “He did and I know ‘cause I helped him take it.” Sawyer explained, impressing Jace’s crew. “Indeed, I still have a few tricks up my sleeves despite being a “washed up nothing” now. That ship can be yours if you help me take down Bedossa.” Mack offered. Jace, Zoe and Grudge then whisper to each other, deciding what to do. “Maybe he can help us for the mission, if he could outsmart those coats…” Grudge whispered to Jace, as Mack overhears. “A mission you say?” Mack inquired curiously. “Should we tell him?” Zoe asked Jace. “Fine. We recently took up a high price job offer to free a certain pirate imprisoned on a passing transport ship, which plans to leave Enhalas and deliver them to the Eastern Trading Company. We really need that cash, so we’re in for the mission. We could handle it ourselves but…since you have experience stealing navy ships, you could help us, and if you do, we’ll help you take down Bedossa.” Jace said regrettably, deep down knowing he does need Mack’s help, but does not want to admit it. “Is any of the cash in it for me too, should I partake in this deal?” Mack asked greedily. “We’ll split.” Jace replied. “Very well then! If I help you spring your friend from the rusty chains, you will help me take down Bedossa, and in exchange, I will grant you the Interceptor. Pirate’s promise.” Mack said, putting out his hand. “Deal.” All three said at once, as they take turns shaking it. Grudge grips his claw tight on Mack’s hand on his turn, making him uncomfortable, and Grudge smiles while doing so. “That’s enough!” Mack said, breaking it off, as Grudge looks annoyed. “What is that?” Jace asked curiously, seeing Higgs holding Treasure, covered in the cloth. “Just a lost slug I stole from someone.” Mack replied, covering his tracks. “I see…” Jace replied, suspicious and clearly not buying it. He knows whatever Treasure is, it's something more. “Looks like it’d make good food.” Grudge said hungrily, as Treasure looks nervous. “It ain’t food.” Higgs replied, as this makes Grudge sad. “Alright friends, let us depart. And where exactly pray tell will this prisoner ship be?” Mack asked. “On the request, they included the current passageway of the ship, and by now it will be nearby this island.” Jace explained, holding the request papers. “How were y’all “geniuses” planning to get there without your own ship?” Sawyer asked. “We were going to steal one of these losers’ boats, duh. But now we won’t need to now since Mack brought a ship ripe for us to use.” Jace replied. The group heads off to the Interceptor, ready for the mission. As they walk to the dock, Higgs approaches Mack. “I have a bad feelin’ about this, you know ye cannot trust Jace and his crew…” Higgs warned quietly to Mack. “I know very well. Remember, this is a prison boat we’re trespassing on, one false move and…lock.” Mack winked to him, planning to leave them locked in should they attempt to complicate his plan. The six board onto the Interceptor, getting ready to depart. “This is a nice ship, I’d love to captain it.” Jace admired, checking out the Interceptor’s deck. Grudge then lifts up a crate and begins using it to exercise his claws. “Show off.” Sawyer grumbled. Mack heads for the wheel, as Higgs and Sawyer set the sails. The Interceptor heads off into the night sea, following the directions Jace has on his request note. Higgs and Sawyer are acting awkward to Jace’s crew, not wanting to speak to them, and neither does his crew. “Did you boys hear the news that someone found the special treasure everyone was hunting for?” Zoe asked. “What special treasure?” Sawyer asked. “On the island of Nevarro, there was a powerful, special treasure that pirate and hunters alike sought. Nobody knows what the treasure is. It was considered a fool’s errand to get it alive, until now. I wonder who got it…” Jace pondered. “Probably Bedossa or another more lucky pirate.” Mack suggested. “Could be. Sucks for whoever has it now though, since they have a huge target on their backs…” Jace replied, as he then looks at Treasure, which is hurdled in a corner near the deck steps, scared of Jace’s crew. “I’ll pry the loot from the person’s corpse with my own two claws…” Grudge vowed, as he keeps exercising with the crater, and then for the finale, smashes it into pieces with his two claws to make a point. “The treasure is that serious, huh?” Sawyer said. Upon hearing “treasure”, Sawyer then realizes that is Treasure’s name. He looks at the creature and reveals how Mack didn’t want anyone on the island to figure out he had it. Could it be…that creature was the legendary treasure these pirates wanted? Sawyer wondered what was so special about it, because to him, it just appeared to be an ordinary ugly slug creature of some kind. He decided to keep the thought to himself for now, as he did not want to complicate his goal any further than it already is. He knows Mack probably doesn’t trust these pirates, but like he is with him, is putting up with them in hopes he can make the best out of it. Higgs looks at Treasure worried, hoping none of Jace’s crew figure out what he is. Even though he knew this creature only for a few days, and still feels as if he barely knows what it is, he had grown rather close to it and even somewhat liked looking after it. He never had been a father of any kind, so finally getting to act as a father figure to someone, or something, for once brought some joy to his otherwise bitter life. The Interceptor keeps sailing onward, and eventually, the prisoner transport ship is seen in the distance ahead, with lights shining off of it. “Avast, there may be the confined vessel!” Mack said, looking at it with his telescope. Using the telescope lens, he is able to observe the prisoner ship better. It is a medium sized navy ship, with large iron plates layered across the sides of the ship’s wooden belly so the prisoners cannot escape. Mack is impressed by the defenses, but once they are on board, those will not matter. “I don’t want us to be spotted. Does this have any longboats we can use?” Jace asked to Mack. “No clue.” Mack replied, as Jace’s eyes go wide and he is stunned by this. “What do you mean you have no clue!? You stole this ship, you should know what’s in it!” Jace replied. “I literally just stole it today, and I did not exactly have time for a storage check, my apologies.” Mack replied. “Zoe, Grudge, check the lower deck.” Jace ordered them, as the two head down the ship. They look around, and find several longboats neatly lying around. “We found them!” Zoe yelled back up. “Okay, good. We’ll sail out on those to the ship, and then we’ll climb our way on board.” Jace said, as he grabs rope. “Splendid, glad you have some pace in your noggin to actually make plans.” Mack mocked, as Jace mumbles to himself. “I guess that means Higgs and I will be stayin’ behind and manning the fort.” Sawyer said. “Correct, only I will go with them. Good luck, we’ll be back soon enough hopefully!” Mack replied. Mack and Jace’s crew take a longboat, dropping it below, as the four go into it. Mack tries to get in the front, but Jace glares at him. “Alright, fair, you are the captain of this crew, so you do deserve the first seat.” Mack replied, taking the second spot, but Grunge looms over him. “Move.” Grudge yelled, standing, as his weight makes the boat sink a little bit. “Fine…” Mack replied, as Grunge sits down, and the boat lifts up a bit again. Mack then tries to take the third seat, but Zoe stares at him. “The back? Unfair!” He decides not to argue with it and sits in the back, annoyed. They row toward the prisoner transport in the distance. Higgs and Sawyer watch as they row off. “So how likely do you think it is they’ll betray each other?” Sawyer asked. “Very. Ye need not worry about Mack, he always has a plan…I think.” Higgs replied, slightly concerned. Treasure comes out of its cloth and happily crawls around on the deck now that Jace’s crew is gone. The longboat makes its way closer to the prisoner ship, as its shadow looms over them. Jace grabs the rope, and ties the end of it onto the longboat so it will follow the prisoner transport. He then swings it around, throws it to the edge of the deck above, and it hooks onto a rail. “Careful not to break the rope with your claws, meathead.” Zoe warned to Grudge. “Now why would you think that? I ain’t that dumb.” Grudge replied. “Whatever helps you sleep at night, mate.” Mack smirked, as Grudge growls at him. Jace is first to climb up the rope. Grudge is next to follow, and then Zoe. Mack is last to grab onto the rope, as the four climb up the edge of the ship. Grudge sees Mack below, and decides to mess with him. He begins shaking the rope with his body, trying to make Mack fall. Both him and Zoe struggle to hold on, as Zoe nearly slips, but keeps holding on. “Watch it, or you’ll make me fall too, idiot!” Zoe yelled. Grudge sighs and stops shaking the rope. Mack and Zoe both regain their proper holds and continue climbing. The four make it to the edge, and all climb aboard onto the deck. Several navy sentries are patrolling around the ship’s deck, as the four try to hide behind several barrels. A sentry spots them nearby, seeing Grudge who is unable to fit behind the barrels. “INTRUDERS!” The sentry yelled, as the other sentries on the deck come to his position. Mack and Jace’s crew run from behind the barrels at once, avoiding gunfire. Jace then shoots his gun at one sentry, sending them falling off the deck and into the water below. Zoe swings her sword at a sentry, and slashes at his arm, making him drop his gun. She then punches him in the face, and throws him into the barrels. Grudge grabs the sentry with his two claws. He pinches onto them tight, as the sentry yells in pain. “Let me go, you fiend!” The sentry yelled. “Alright, if you say so pal!” Grudge replied, laughing, as the sentry then realizes what this means. Grudge throws him with all his might overboard, sending the sentry splashing into the ocean beneath. Mack avoids gunshots from two sentries, as he jumps into the air, and grabs onto a rope from the ship’s mast. He uses it to swing around, as Jace looks at him like he’s a buffoon. Jace then fires at one of the sentries, killing them. Grudge then tackles the other, rips the gun out of their hand, and then grabs the sentry. He swings the sentry around and around, and throws him into a bunch of crates, smashing his head against the wall and knocking him out. Zoe and Jace take out two other sentries, as one more is behind them, ready to fire. Mack jumps off from the rope and lands on the sentry, tackling them to the ground. “Great job, team. To the brig we go!” Mack said, heading for the stairs entrance leading to the deck below. All four climb down it, which takes them into the brig below. Mack stops them in their tracks when they see two sentries ahead of them, guarding the entrance to the brig. Grudge then grabs both of them, and sends them smashing against the cell bars, knocking both out, as they fall to the ground. “Too easy.” Grudge bragged. The four notice one of them has cell keys hanging from their pocket, which Zoe grabs. They walk through the brig, seeing multiple prisoners locked behind cells, consisting of pirates and thieves. “Free us!” Some of the prisoners yell, reaching their hands through the cell bars, but Jace’s crew ignores them and keeps walking by. Jace looks at the note again, and is searching for a specific cell number. He walks down the brig further, and arrives at the cell he was looking for. Inside of the cell is a female pirate. “Sis!” The pirate said happily, looking at Zoe. “That’s right, sis. I brought my crew to bust you out like I promised, and an unfortunate tagalong.” Zoe replied, surprising Mack. “Sis?” Mack asked, surprised. "Yes, meet my sister Anna." Zoe revealed. “The prisoner is your sister? That would’ve been nice to know from the start.” Mack replied, suspicious. “I told you what you needed to know. Pirate, remember?” Jace replied. “Touche.” Mack replied. “Is he the one who stole your boat?” Anna asked, looking at Mack. “He is, but thankfully, he’ll be giving us a new boat to repay his debt.” Zoe replied, glaring at Mack. “Yes, I shall.” Mack replied, getting an uneasy feeling now. “Alright, now to hijack this ship from the captain.” Jace replied changing plans, which Mack does not agree with. “Hold on mate, that was not part of the plan. We have your prisoner, let’s get back onto the longboat and go. We need not complicate this further, those guards will be on high alert now, and the ones we knocked on the noggin shall wake up soon. Mack said. “I’m the leader here, pal. I could free everyone on board and make myself a fortune, look at the potential. I just need to get the captain out of the way.” Jace replied, as Mack is not exactly on board with this plan anymore. The group heads back up to the main deck, and sees the captain’s cabin up top. It is guarded by two sentries. “There’s intruders on board, search the ship top and bottom!” They heard a sentry yell from inside a cabin nearby. The group quickly heads upstairs toward the captain’s cabin, and opens fire at the two sentries. They then barge into the cabin, pointing their weapons. They see the captain at the wheel, who puts his hands up. “Step away from the wheel, and nobody needs to die.” Zoe said, pointing her sword to the captain, as the captain steps back. “You won’t get away with this for long, my guards will be coming-“ The captain was saying. “Sorry captain, but we’ve already taken out most of them.” Jace replied, as he points outside of the cabin door, showing both of the dead sentries. The captain then gulps. “Please, have mercy!” The navy captain begged. Jace then shoots the captain right through the chest, shocking Mack. The captain falls to the floor, bleeding, while Jace smugly smiles. “That seemed a bit much…” Mack said, actually feeling some slight pity for the captain, or perhaps it is just him worrying this will compromise his plans. “Sounds like Stark is becoming soft…” Grudge said, mocking him. “Those years without captaining a ship really made you weak…” Zoe mocked. “So you say, but I can be a dangerous enemy if you want me to be…” Mack said cryptically. Jace then spins the wheel, trying to steer the ship toward Latorga. Mack then grabs the wheel, trying to spin it back. “I knew you went mad stranded on that island, but I didn’t think it’d make you THIS mad! What are you doing!?” Jace asked angrily, fighting with Mack over the wheel. “We have to get back to the Interceptor before we stray off course, man!” Mack explained. Jace then stops fighting and chuckles. “What’s so funny?” Mack asked. “See, the thing is…you’re not going back to the Interceptor.” Jace replied. Before Mack can make a move, Grudge grabs him with his claws, and holds on tight. Mack is thrown into Anna’s brig cell, as Jace’s crew shuts the door tight. “It’s nothing personal, Mack. Maybe in another life we can be on the same crew.” Zoe said smugly, as she and Anna laugh to themselves. “By the way, that green slug you have. It’s the treasure from Nevarro. I’m no idiot, Mack. I figured it out, though how you got it is beyond me. I’m going to take it from your friends, brag that I was the first pirate to find it, and then dethrone Bedossa for myself. I’ll become the number one pirate in the sea with Zoe and Grudge by my side.” Jace explained, as Zoe and Grudge both smile, delighted to hear this. Mack looks in shock and anger upon hearing this. “I figured he was holdin’ out on us, scum.” Zoe said, spitting at Mack through the cell bars. “Sawyer and Higgs won’t let you.” Mack replied confidently. “I can take them with a blindfold. Enjoy prison!” Jace replied, laughing smugly, as his team leaves the brig. Once again, Mack is stuck behind bars so soon, which he is not thrilled over. He looks around, hoping for a path out of here. Mack then sees another set of jail keys resting on the other knocked out sentry’s pocket. However, the sentry is too far out of reach from this cell’s position. Suddenly, three sentries then run down the stairs, aiming guns at the crew. “HANDS UP!” The sentry yelled, but Jace’s crew fights back, as Zoe impales her sword through one, and Anna punches another in the face. Jace then shoots at the sentry Anna is fighting, taking them out. Grudge grabs the last sentry, clawing at his arm, and then throws him against the cells, knocking him out. Mack sees the sentry Grudge threw has jail keys, right near him. Mack smiles, as Jace’s crew runs back up to the cabin. Mack puts his sword through the cell, and manages to grab the sentry’s keys. He holds onto the keys using his sword, and brings them into the cell. He unlocks the door, freeing himself. “Thanks, mate.” Mack said, tossing the keys onto the sentry’s unconscious body. “Come on man, free us!” A thief demanded, with the other remaining prisoners yelling. Mack picks up a bottle on the ground, and gives chase after Jace’s crew. He’s about to show them they had crossed the wrong pirate. He hears more gunfire and fighting upstairs, indicating they are dealing with the remaining sentries. They deal with two more, as they meet their fates. Jace heads into the cabin, and puts Grudge to guard outside in case any other sentries come after or wake up. Mack sneaks around, as Zoe and Anna head downstairs, walking around the deck. Mack heads up to the cabin. “What, how did you get free!?” Grudge asked, swinging his claws at Mack. “I’m Captain Mack Stark.” Mack replied smugly. “I’ll squish and crunch you into nothing.” Grudge said, snapping his claws and laughing. Mack slashes his sword at Grudge’s, and is careful to keep them out of the claw areas so he does not snap it. Mac then slashes at a rope, making a small anchor fall down at Grudge, who catches it. Grudge uses his claws to lift it up, as he laughs while doing so. Now distracted, Mack slashes at another rope, which makes a large steel crate fall onto Grudge. Grudge gasps, as it crushes him, sending him smashing through the wooden floor. Jace hears the incident outside, and stops steering the ship. He heads outside the cabin, seeing the large hole. “…Grudge?” Jace asked. Mack then attacks him from behind, startling Jace. Mack then smashes a bottle against Jace’s head, knocking him out. Zoe is then seen on the bow, looking out at the ocean. “Can’t wait to be free, sis.” Anna said. Zoe then realizes the ship is not sailing to Latorga now, confusing her. “Stay here, I need to check something.” Zoe told her, as she heads off. She goes into the cabin, seeing Jace and Grudge nowhere in sight. Mack then jumps her from the shadows, and they have a sword fight, and Mack kicks her down across a table. He points her sword right at her face, and Zoe for the first time, is terrified of Mack. Anna keeps waiting, hoping Zoe is okay. Mack runs along the deck, and approaches her. Anna is worried. “…You killed them, didn’t you?” Anna asked nervously, realizing her sister might be gone. “Depends, do you take me for a cold blooded murderer?” Mack inquired. Anna tries to run and jump off the ship, but Mack grabs her, holding her tight. “Not so fast, I have a cash prize to claim. You’re coming with me, whether you like it or not. Or would you prefer I leave you back on this ship to rot in a musty cell?” Mack explained to Anna. Anna has no choice but to begrudgingly accept, so she decides to go with Mack. Mack and Anna take the longboat, which had still been following the ship the whole time thanks to the rope. Some of the previously knocked out sentries waking up and heading for the captain’s cabin to get control of the ship again. “Oh no…” one of the sentries said, seeing the killed captain. “You take control and get this ship back on course, I’ll search for the intruders.” Another sentry said, holding his gun. He nods, as the sentry heads to look for Jace’s crew and Mack. The ship begins to turn back in its original direction, as it sails onward. Mack and Anna row back to the Interceptor, as Higgs spots them coming in on the horizon. “There he is!” Higgs said, as Sawyer wakes up from a nap. Mack and Anna are raised on the ship, as Higgs and Sawyer are confused who she is. “Who is this lass?” Higgs asked. “The prisoner, the mission is complete. Now to get the prize.” Mack explained. “…What did you do to ?” Sawyer asked, wondering where Jace’s crew is. “I did what I had to do.” Mack replied ominously, as he sails the Interceptor back to Latorga. He looks at Treasure rolling around on the deck, happy it is safe from Jace’s crew for now. But he knew others would still be coming after him in the future if they ever found out. The Interceptor ports back to Latorga. Jace’s employer is waiting around beside a palm tree, taking a few drinks. He sees Mack with Anna coming in sight, and approaches. “I take it you are Jace’s employer.” Mack realized. “Yeah, where are him and his friends?” The employer asked. “There was a complication and they could not make it. Here she is.” Mack replied, handing over Anna to the employer. “Well, since you are the first to deliver her, you get the reward then.” The employer replied, handing Mack a bag of doubloons. Mack happily takes the money for himself, counting all of the doubloons. While he did not get a crew, he had at least had more money now. “Thank you very much, kind sir.” Mack replied, smiling smugly, as the employer walks off. Anna looks at Mack scared, and she runs off on her way, hoping he will not kill her. She learned one key lesson from today: never cross Mack Stark’s path again. Mack heads back to Higgs and Sawyer, holding the bag of money. “Ya still don’t have a crew, we’re back to square one. What was the point of this lil’ diversion in the end?” Sawyer asked, annoyed. “Yes, that is quite unfortunate, but I got money! And money is always important for reputation around here. However, for now, we've had quite a long day, and it's getting quite late. We could afford some rest, yeah?” Mack suggested, jingling his bag of doubloons. “Aye, I too have been feeling a clockin’ out. We'll continue our crew search first thing in the ‘morn.” Higgs replied. “Fine, I could use a better nap too. I hope Juliet can keep hangin' on…” Sawyer said, worried about her. “She shall. Bedossa is not at his destination as of yet, it be a long voyage.” Mack explained, as the group goes off to find a resting spot on the island. Jace, Zoe and Grudge are seen sitting in a cell together on the prisoner ship. They are now imprisoned. Mack had decided to be generous and spare the three. Turns out he was not quite a cold blooded killer. “If I ever find Stark again, he’s gonna be a dead man! You hear that Mack, we’re gonna get you back for this!?” Jace vowed revenge angrily from his cell, shaking the bars. “Silence, prisoners.” A sentry said, aiming his gun at the door, as Jace sits back down on a bench annoyed. The ship keeps sailing off into the horizon, with the three still knowing Mack's secret, and Jace is fully intent on using this against him in the future if he ever gets out. He would make Mack regret keeping him alive... Notes/Trivia: -Character Debuts: Jace Callis, Zoe, Grudge and Anna -The Jolly Mon Mack had in the beginning of “Pirate’s Life” was Zoe’s.
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    Squidward meshes surprisingly WELL with Anime characters! I wish that "Spongebob Squarepants" would do a cross-over like this for REAL in one of their upcoming episodes! Enough said!
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    You can tell the quality of this primary by the fact that people aren't voting for Bernie based on the fact of what a few of his followers (who probably aren't even old enough to vote) do on Twitter.
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    Probably gonna say a mix between both Netflix and Prime; Netflix has some of my old favs like Little Britain and Come Fly With Me as well as some gay movies I'm interested in watching at some point in the future and Prime offers shows like Parks & Rec, The Office, The Middle, etc. as well as their own selection of gay movies (I think I saw Sauvage on Prime so I don't have to buy it. Yay!) and they also have Drawn Together, which I'm probably gonna buy on Prime so we have it. Disney+ sounds cool, but I mean I do have physical copies of all the movies I could want to watch on it and none of the original shows and exclusive remakes they're planning really spark my interest so for me their only selling point would be the nostalgia of really old cartoons of theirs being on it.
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    https://open.spotify.com/track/2YO7foVzTzBMLszSUJ8wFQ?context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A37i9dQZEVXblEMolhqwfhp&si=xTMRIjxFSnSSXO8GHyrDDQ Chilled, downtempo r&b Mamamoo...*Bruno Mars voice* that’s what I like?
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    sorry, hope it improves for u
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    chask but awesome
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    Birfday Happy, jjs! Hope it was a good'un
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    well uh, this post did not age well from the film's novelization: ayyy canon sheev clones! also for those wondering who sheev had sex with, you need not worry anymore: "Palpatines son (Rey’s father) is also a clone, he did not impregnate anyone. The son is one of the clone projects of Palpatine, because they kept trying to make a body for Palps to contain his power. The son is a perfect bodied clone. Palpatine hated the son for being a failure as he had no Force abilities." love how this important shit had to be explained in a book lmao i can't with this movie
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    happy birthday me boyo!
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    Your renditions of Ariel are LITERALLY the best of anyone I've seen across the Internet! Never stop creating! Enough said!
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    33. Teenj's Universe One day, teenj warps into the house with a Poké Ball and looks around for Tyeam, who's crouching on a beam above him and snickering. She then jumps on teenj's awesome afro and screams "Tyeam Bomb!" teenj pulls her off his afro and laughs with her as the Poké Ball floats around. Tyeam asks teenj what he did today, and teenj tells her to guess. We're then sent to The Wubbulous World of Tyeamwork as she imagines what teenj spent the entire day doing. teenj, now a puppet in a strange animated world, bounces around in a forest, eventually meeting a frog puppet who looks just different enough from Kermit the Frog to keep us from getting sued. The frog asks teenj if he knows what happened to his girl Lady Hog, and a few seconds later, a thicc (and I mean THICC) pig puppet flies over them, establishing that this world is so weird that pigs literally fly in it. Unfortunately, she's so heavy that the strings attached to her break, causing her to fall to the ground hard. teenj and the frog run to her to see if she's okay, but she's already turned into a plate of ham. Realizing that this Wubbulous World has gotten too dark, teenj and the frog begin planning an escape, and they find a portal with a bright yellow light coming out of it carved into one of the nearby trees. Before they can enter the portal, however, a monster who resembles the puppet Animal appears and jumps in front of the portal before roaring "NO ESCAPE!" The frog croaks (bad pun but yeah it's dead af), and teenj, after burying his friend, vows to avenge him. He pulls out a sword and challenges the monster to a duel. The monster smirks at the sight of this puny man challenging him, and he accepts. teenj and the monster become fully animated before leaping high into the sky. teenj strikes the monster with his sword, but it simply causes his sword to shatter in two, The monster laughs, then teenj punches it in the face, causing it to roar again. The monster swings at teenj, but teenj avoids every punch and manages to land a punch of his own as the monster recoils. The monster scratches teenj with its claws, leaving a nasty scar on his face, and before teenj can respond, the monster knees him in the stomach, knocking the wind out of him and causing him to drop back into the forest. Seconds after teenj hits the ground, the monster hits the ground behind him, ready to finish him off for good. teenj reaches into his pocket and pulls out a picture of himself and Tyeam, devastated that he'll never get to see her again. As the monster jumps into the sky again, preparing to defeat teenj with a diving elbow drop, teenj remembers something else he brought with him: a can of spinach. teenj opens the can and lets the spinach fall into the mouth. Just as the monster is about to land on teenj elbow-first, teenj grabs the monster, spins it around, and throws it head-first into the tree beside the one with the portal, turning the monster back into a puppet, but a smaller, less terrifying puppet. teenj then captures the monster in a Poké Ball and strolls through the portal with it. Back in the normal world, Tyeam finishes her story by saying how it's about how the most powerful magic out there is friendship or something like that. teenj confirms that that's exactly what happened, and when Tyeam exclaims, "Really?", teenj responds "No".
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    I've been on this ride for so long, that at this point the only way I'm getting off is if SpongeBob himself kills me
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    I ban this episode for making a fool out of me. Grade: F-
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    finally i always wanted Disney forum!
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    Premieres: Saturday, March 7th @ 11:15am ET/PT Plot: Patrick discovers that the rock he lives under is actually the shell of a sea turtle who overslept. Guest Star: Bobby Cannavale Clip: This episode has already been leaked online.
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    As part of our 2020 SpongeBob Community Census®, pick your age. Inspired by a Discord conversation had not too long ago.
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