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  1. 8 points
    What I'm seeing a lot of as of late is something called backseat moderating. This is when a user lectures another user on the rules of the forum. Folks, I realize you mean well, but it's really not necessary. If someone's breaking the rules, report the offending post and let us deal with it. More often than not, I'm just going to end up deleting these types of posts anyway, especially if it quotes an offending post that I edited/got rid of.
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    Ok, now that I have the video, I can make the topic. Some of you already know, but there's this amazing SpongeBob video that looks pretty official to me, as if made by the Nickelodeon team, a friend sent me a link that sent me to SBM and to my surprise, ta-dah! They used one of my drawings!! I am like what! how! gahhh!!, this is so cool lol, this is like one of those occasions that it doesn't bother me that people use my art lol cuz Jeez, there's sooo much SB art online, and heck that's not even my best drawing, but, funny enough, it IS my most viewed drawing on DeviantArt cuz when you google "SpongeBob Cast" that's one of the first drawings that show up Anyway, here's the video, you can see my drawing of the SB cast as babies at 2:01 http://vimeo.com/69363330 And here's the drawing itself http://spongefifi.deviantart.com/art/Baby-SpongeBob-Cast-129271855 With a whipping amount of 325,159 downloads. How? idk...
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    THE SEQUEL TO BIKINI TOP EPISODE 1: f EPISODE 2: The Truth Part 1
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    EPISODE 3: (TEMPERANCE TAKES) THE TRUTH PART 2
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    EPISODE 5: (JEX) AND AGGRESSION
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    EPISODE 4: (NAOMI AND TEMPERANCE) FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT
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    Episode Two is out now! To state it now, please don't be offended if you're character acts horrible. This is a dramatization, and this is not how I see you guys. Enjoy! ________________________________________________________________________________________________________ A year passed since the riot. I would talk about it, but it’s just building, building, yadda yadda. Nobody had time to do anything since they were forced into cleaning up. As time went on, each side started adapting. The Jellyfish Hunters were the high-income area with boastful people. The Karate Chopper area was the low-income area with strong but lazy people. The Spy Buddies were the middle-income one with sly-but-weak people, and the Goofy Goobers were the secretive ones who had different incomes (I lived in the better buildings ). While many friendships stayed strong, most people lost touch due to the business going on. Many people changed. Passive people became aggressive, powerful people became plain workaholics, and Cha became interested in Squidly. The only ones to not change were the staff. Even if the staff changed, people in the staff acted the same. But since they were always in their center tower, not many people saw them change. The reason why some people may say this part differently is because they might’ve gone to the other parts of the town. Each part of each town affected what you thought of SBU. This is how I remember it. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________ Karate Klub, 10:04 PM Bartender CDCB: Hello Smiles. Sauce Mama: It’s Sauce Mama now. Get your facts right. Bartender CDCB: Right, Sauce. What do you want? Sauce Mama: One Jelly Shot, hold the stinger. Bartender CDCB: That’ll be 450 doubloons. Sauce Mama: Crap, I only have 400! Bartender CDCB: I’ll make it on the house since I see you ordering this a lot. You’ve been coming here daily for a while. What’s wrong? Sauce Mama: Everything. I lost my friends, my money, my house, and my job a year ago, and it’s been hell trying to climb out of this hole. I wish that they never split the teams. Maybe it’s partly my fault due to the riot, but it’s just… Bartender CDCB: I can relate to you. I used to be the richest man in the entire city! But then I was condemned to the Karate Crappers! Sauce Mama: I don’t like this place either. Everybody here seems to live in caves. Bartender CDCB: Considering how low the economy is, I wouldn’t be surprised. (Sauce drinks the Jelly Shot and spits it out.) Sauce Mama: CDCB, this Jelly tastes terrible. Bartender CDCB: It’s the only type we have, because they don’t have the money for the bar. They’re closing the bar down. Sauce Mama: What? That’s bullshrimp! Bartender CDCB: I know. I wish I could change, but the staff won’t let me. I might as well just run off. Sauce Mama: Why? I’ve wanted to, but there’s no place outside SBU. You’d die within a mile! Bartender CDCB: So? It’s not fair. Sauce Mama: You need to take your mind off of this. I think the Jellyfish Hunters sell Jelly cheaper and better than here. Let’s just order some Jelly there. Bartender CDCB: Sure, I got some doubloons. Sauce Mama: You paid for my drink, so I should pay for your piece of the Jelly. Bartender CDCB: Okay. ________________________________________________________________________________________________________ The Jelly Complex, 11:13 PM Patty Sponge: Welcome to the bar section of our Jelly Complex, home of our Jelly restaurant, bar, club, and the only Jelly Factory in the world, as well as the high-rise residential apartments, condos, and hotels. I am your bartender, Patty Sponge, and what is the occasion? CDCB: Oh, just getting a couple shots of Jelly to drown out life. Patty Sponge: Oh hey, you’re that guy from the Jelly bar at the Karate Klub! Sorry about what’s happening to your job. Life’s been a pain for you two, hasn’t it? Sauce Mama: Tell me about it. Patty Sponge: I’ll get your shots right away! (Patty gets the shots) Patty Sponge: Drink up! Sauce Mama: Thanks. (Sauce pays, and CDCB and Sauce drink their Jelly shots) CDCB: That’s better. Trophy: I know. Those do wonders, don’t they? CDCB: Nice to meet you, mister… Trophy: Trophy. Sauce Mama: Are you a Karate Chopper? Trophy: No, a Jellyfish Hunter. But I know how it’s like. I came around the time the new teams happened, and everybody seemed to shun me. I wound up in the bad parts of this town too. But I’m alive. Sauce Mama: That’s nice. You should’ve been there when there were Noodles and Krushers. Those were the days… now fate tells you who you are. CDCB: Even if you’re fate was different at first. Trophy: Yikes. Well, I have to get back to the graveyard shift at the Factory, so I’ll see you guys later, ok? Sauce Mama: Ok. I’m going back home. CDCB: I’ll go too. Patty Sponge: Okay! Be sure to leave a tip… and now you’re gone. ________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Karate Chopper/Jellyfish Hunter Border,11:31 PM CDCB: I’m tired. We should get there faster. Sauce Mama: Okay. I can barely move, but ok. (Halibut appears from a nearby alley) Halibut: Where do you guys think you’re going? CDCB: Home. Halibut: Ah, home. I don’t have one of those, believe it or not. Sauce Mama: Sorry, but we have to go. (Halibut grabs CD’s arms.) Halibut: Sorry, but you guys are coming with me. You guys look like you have money. Sauce Mama: If you count a couple doubloons money, then yes. Halibut: I need you two, okay? CDCB: Let go of me! Halibut: No. Sauce Mama: Stop! (Halibut punches Sauce Mama) CDCB: How could you? She paid for drinks! Halibut: Powerful. Very powerful statement. (Halibut pins CDCB to the ground.) CDCB: What are you doing? Halibut: Oh nothing. Just forcing stolen Jelly down your throat till you pass out. Sauce Mama: NO! (Halibut shoves Jelly down CDCB’s mouth) CDCB: (coughing) Stop it… shop iv… shov… Halibut: At least he’s not dead. (Sauce Mama starts running when Halibut shoots her leg.) Sauce Mama: Ow… Stop dragging me! Halibut: What? You’re glad you’re awake. Or maybe you aren’t… (Halibut shoves Jelly down Sauce’s mouth too.) Sauce Mama: No… don’t… I’ll ki… (Halibut drags Sauce and CDCB into a dark alley) Halibut: They have a pulse. But it looks like I knocked them out. Good. Very very good. Hahahaha. Very very good. Hahahahaha. A year passed since the riot. I would talk about it, but it’s just building, building, yadda yadda. Nobody had time to do anything since they were forced into cleaning up. As time went on, each side started adapting. The Jellyfish Hunters were the high-income area with boastful people. The Karate Chopper area was the low-income area with strong but lazy people. The Spy Buddies were the middle-income one with sly-but-weak people, and the Goofy Goobers were the secretive ones who had different incomes (I lived in the better buildings ). While many friendships stayed strong, most people lost touch due to the business going on. Many people changed. Passive people became aggressive, powerful people became plain workaholics, and Cha became interested in Squidly. The only ones to not change were the staff. Even if the staff changed, people in the staff acted the same. But since they were always in their center tower, not many people saw them change. The reason why some people may say this part differently is because they might’ve gone to the other parts of the town. Each part of each town affected what you thought of SBU. This is how I remember it. Karate Klub, 10:04 PM Bartender CDCB: Hello Smiles. Sauce Mama: It’s Sauce Mama now. Get your facts right. Bartender CDCB: Right, Sauce. What do you want? Sauce Mama: One Jelly Shot, hold the stinger. Bartender CDCB: That’ll be 450 doubloons. Sauce Mama: Crap, I only have 400! Bartender CDCB: I’ll make it on the house since I see you ordering this a lot. You’ve been coming here daily for a while. What’s wrong? Sauce Mama: Everything. I lost my friends, my money, my house, and my job a year ago, and it’s been hell trying to climb out of this hole. I wish that they never split the teams. Maybe it’s partly my fault due to the riot, but it’s just… Bartender CDCB: I can relate to you. I used to be the richest man in the entire city! But then I was condemned to the Karate Crappers! Sauce Mama: I don’t like this place either. Everybody here seems to live in caves. Bartender CDCB: Considering how low the economy is, I wouldn’t be surprised. (Sauce drinks the Jelly Shot and spits it out.) Sauce Mama: CDCB, this Jelly tastes terrible. Bartender CDCB: It’s the only type we have, because they don’t have the money for the bar. They’re closing the bar down. Sauce Mama: What? That’s bullshrimp! Bartender CDCB: I know. I wish I could change, but the staff won’t let me. I might as well just run off. Sauce Mama: Why? I’ve wanted to, but there’s no place outside SBU. You’d die within a mile! Bartender CDCB: So? It’s not fair. Sauce Mama: You need to take your mind off of this. I think the Jellyfish Hunters sell Jelly cheaper and better than here. Let’s just order some Jelly there. Bartender CDCB: Sure, I got some doubloons. Sauce Mama: You paid for my drink, so I should pay for your piece of the Jelly. Bartender CDCB: Okay. The Jelly Complex, 11:13 PM Patty Sponge: Welcome to the bar section of our Jelly Complex, home of our Jelly restaurant, bar, club, and the only Jelly Factory in the world, as well as the high-rise residential apartments, condos, and hotels. I am your bartender, Patty Sponge, and what is the occasion? CDCB: Oh, just getting a couple shots of Jelly to drown out life. Patty Sponge: Oh hey, you’re that guy from the Jelly bar at the Karate Klub! Sorry about what’s happening to your job. Life’s been a pain for you two, hasn’t it? Sauce Mama: Tell me about it. Patty Sponge: I’ll get your shots right away! (Patty gets the shots) Patty Sponge: Drink up! Sauce Mama: Thanks. (Sauce pays, and CDCB and Sauce drink their Jelly shots) CDCB: That’s better. Trophy: I know. Those do wonders, don’t they? CDCB: Nice to meet you, mister… Trophy: Trophy. Sauce Mama: Are you a Karate Chopper? Trophy: No, a Jellyfish Hunter. But I know how it’s like. I came around the time the new teams happened, and everybody seemed to shun me. I wound up in the bad parts of this town too. But I’m alive. Sauce Mama: That’s nice. You should’ve been there when there were Noodles and Krushers. Those were the days… now fate tells you who you are. CDCB: Even if you’re fate was different at first. Trophy: Yikes. Well, I have to get back to the graveyard shift at the Factory, so I’ll see you guys later, ok? Sauce Mama: Ok. I’m going back home. CDCB: I’ll go too. Patty Sponge: Okay! Be sure to leave a tip… and now you’re gone. Karate Chopper/Jellyfish Hunter Border,11:31 PM CDCB: I’m tired. We should get there faster. Sauce Mama: Okay. I can barely move, but ok. (Halibut appears from a nearby alley) Halibut: Where do you guys think you’re going? CDCB: Home. Halibut: Ah, home. I don’t have one of those, believe it or not. Sauce Mama: Sorry, but we have to go. (Halibut grabs CD’s arms.) Halibut: Sorry, but you guys are coming with me. You guys look like you have money. Sauce Mama: If you count a couple doubloons money, then yes. Halibut: I need you two, okay? CDCB: Let go of me! Halibut: No. Sauce Mama: Stop! (Halibut punches Sauce Mama) CDCB: How could you? She paid for drinks! Halibut: Powerful. Very powerful statement. (Halibut pins CDCB to the ground.) CDCB: What are you doing? Halibut: Oh nothing. Just forcing stolen Jelly down your throat till you pass out. Sauce Mama: NO! (Halibut shoves Jelly down CDCB’s mouth) CDCB: (coughing) Stop it… shop iv… shov… Halibut: At least he’s not dead. (Sauce Mama starts running when Halibut shoots her leg.) Sauce Mama: Ow… Stop dragging me! Halibut: What? You’re glad you’re awake. Or maybe you aren’t… (Halibut shoves Jelly down Sauce’s mouth too.) Sauce Mama: No… don’t… I’ll ki… (Halibut drags Sauce and CDCB into a dark alley) Halibut: They have a pulse. But it looks like I knocked them out. Good. Very very good. Hahahaha. Very very good. Hahahahaha.
  8. 2 points
    I also remember hearing about some unused beta Bubble Buddy lines and apparently someone found a beta SpongeBob or something, cause I downloaded a model titled it. There are also leftovers from a Scooby-Doo!, game, Night Of 100 Frights, which Heavy Iron worked on found in sb.ini. Here are some of the Bubble Buddy lines, which are.. really ominous, actually. TCRF guesses it's probably a bored developer. "Welcome to my nightmare! Hie the hench though spongey freak." "Well done, SpongeBob. Now die." "What about GETOUTTAHERE didn't you understand?" TCRF also has some unused models... All of these models were found by lemurboy12, so I suppose he's trying to explore the game for any cut content. I wish him good luck. And is it just me, or does Patrick's Dream (beta) remind me of the Goofy Goobers level from The Movie Game? Perhaps they revisited the idea or some..thing. Battle For Bikini Bottom seems to have more beta than we think. Who knows? Maybe this'll turn into a Luigi's Mansion style beta hunt or whatever - I'm actually curious to know more about this beta. Oh, and MOAR Boy, I've had a similar experience. I never managed to get past Now That We're Men because Mindy kept blabbing on about "20 Goofy Goober tokens." What does she need them, for, anyway! She never seems to use them for anything.
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    Bikini Top - F------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bikini Top gave me 12 paper cuts over the Internet. I got cataracts just from reading it. 70s killed my brother.
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    EPISODE 6: (BOTH OF YOU, DANCE LIKE YOU WANT) THE WIND THE FINAL EPISODE: (THE) HIVEMIND THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT
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    Here another one: Conch Street Sorry for the scan quality, I'm using some crappy phone scanner. To bad because I put some effort to the details
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    I know crap when I smell it. I hate on lazy sequels, lazy remakes, and so much more pure laziness. But this? This is the worst. This is what I absolutely hate. When they make movies like this that are direct to DVD crap, just to try and make a few extra million dollars without putting absolutely no effort into it. I mean you can tell that these guys aren't trying because Dane Cook is the lead voice actor. Yep, Dane Cook. The same guy who peaked and lost all relevancy five years ago. I mean Disney knows they are going to make lots of money with this crappy looking spin-off because Cars makes a ton of money solely on merchandising. So...hey. Why not make planes have the ability to communicate and have freaky looking eyes on themselves too. I just hate this idea. I hate that they are making a full theatrical film based off it. I just hate hate hate how it's going to make back it's budget and then some.
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    Hi as a new member to this forum, I'm quite interested at posting some of my drawing here, so here it is! Tell me what you think? I have some more!
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    I just realized that almost every single SB episode comes together with one specific concept. The concept could be based off a place or a simple concept. One of the most common concepts in SpongeBob is the Krusty Krab. The first notable example is actually the first episode of SpongeBob episode ever: Help Wanted. This is the episode is the one that started the Krusty Krab. The most notable example of the concept of the KK is obviously the Krusty Krab Training Video as the whole episode is only things ABOUT the Krusty Krab. Of course, the Krusty Krab isn't the only plot concept in SpongeBob. Another well-known concept in SpongeBob came in the second episode of the series: Reef Blower. While there is no exact name for this concept, I will call it the Neighborhood Antics. This means any plot that takes place in the 3 main houses of the series. Usually, the end of the joke in most plots including the concept is Squidward. This is used many times because Squidward's character is the perfect representation of vulnerability. This is why in almost every plot with this concept, Squidward is well abused. In only a few episodes later, the most well-known concept that revolves between SpongeBob and Patrick occurs, and the episode title says it all: Jellyfishing. While plots with this concept can include Squidward, there are 2 specific characters that fit into the puzzle almost perfectly: SpongeBob and Patrick. Their obvious friendship must go together in a specific activity for the show to work, and that has got to be either bubble blowing or jellyfishing. (Bubble blowing will not be talked about in this episode as it's the same as Jellyfishing.) If anything, those are the very main three concepts. There are another 3 more obscure and specific concepts that don't exactly fit into the above three. I call these the 3 secondary concepts. One is Boating School, where quite a few episode plots occur in. Another one is the Treedome which could mean quite a few things. This is anything that has to do with Sandy including Karate, science, and cowboys. This last secondary concept is Goo Lagoon, which could not exactly be talked about since it practically fits in every single other concept. It is possibly the most diverse concept out of the six because any plot can be converted into this concept in a snap. What do you want me to talk about next?
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    Wow Charick, that was beautiful
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    Yes, generally people like things they like.
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    And the Beat Goes On - The Whispers
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    Another new RotPotJ! This was written at the same time as the previous episode, but I didn't get around to posting it the next week. Enjoy! ____________ (At Squidward's house...) Spongebob: Squidward! Squidward! Squidward: WHAT IS IT? Spongebob: You got to help me! Squidward: WHAT IS THE MATTER? Spongebob: Gary's missing again! Squidward: Oh... that's not bad. Spongebob: Oh, yes it is! Squidward: Well, I can't help you. Spongebob: Come on, sure you can! You love Gary, do you? Squidward: (sarcastically) Why, of course! Let me get my picture of Gary. I'll just close the door and you just wait. Spongebob: I have plenty of pictures of Gary! Stop acting like you don't want to help! Squidward: Acting? Spongebob: (crying) OH SQUIDWARD! I MISS GARY! HELP ME! Squilvia: Now, what's going on out here? Spongebob: Squilvia? How are you here? Squilvia: That doesn't matter. I'm hearing screaming about some Harry. Spongebob: It's Gary. He's my pet snail! I've had him since he was a kid, and he's gone missing again! But this time, he never said anything. It's suspicious... Squidward: But I can't help. Me and Squilvia are going on a picnic. Squilvia: I never said that... Spongebob: Oh please help! Squilvia: Squidward, why don't you help the poor little fellow. Squidward: Believe me, try living next to him. Squilvia: He did help us fall in love... Squidward: Yes, but- Squilvia: Don't say anything's better than our love! Squidward: Of course not, my love. (Kisses Squilvia) Spongebob: Are you guys going to help me or are you going to spread cooties? Squilvia: Squidward will help you. He will track Gary down until you find him. Squidward: Fine. For our love. Spongebob: Okay! Let's go! I only got 6,000 signs to put up! If we work hard, we can get this done in 10 hours! Squidward: Oh boy. (To Squilvia) You better take me on a date after this. Squilvia: Oh, of course, Squiddy. (A few signs later...) Squidward: 10 hours of my life wasted. All for a bunch of staples in my tentacles. Ouch. Spongebob: Well, that ought to do the trick. I need to go back to my pineapple and see if I get a call. Squidward: Well I got a date with Squilvia on Make-Out Reef. Goodbye. Goooodbye. Spongebob: Umm... what ever you say. (Back at Spongebob's house...) TV: I can't believe they are out of Jelly Relish. I loved that! Why must they sell out? Spongebob: Thank goodness I didn't go to work today. Boy, if only there were more relish. Gah, it was taking out inventory. Mr. Krabs will make some synthetic one. RING! Spongebob: Hello? (Jellion) Patrick: Good news! I saw all those signs, and I found Gary! Spongebob: YAY! Where? (Jellion) Patrick: He was getting a... bottom of a lei... no... a string... gah, I don't remember. Something about ukuleles. Spongebob: Did you get him? (Jellion) Patrick: Why, yes! Spongebob: Good! Bring him back! (Jellion) Patrick: I'm afraid I can't do that. Spongebob: Um... why? (Jellion) Patrick: He's all tangled up. Spongebob: Well, I can help. (Jellion) Patrick: No you can't. This is my job. Stop worrying. I have him. Bye. (Hangs up) Spongebob: What's Patrick doing? (Meanwhile in Patrick's rock...) Jellion Patrick: Muahahaha! I think I now know what to do now! Jellion Gary: Meowahahahahah!
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    Who Was In My Room Last Night?-Butthole Surfers
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    In distant year, Disney's Mode of Transportation! Am I doing it right?
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    There was always a ham-ham named Broski?
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    Episode 3 "..."
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    Episode 1: You Could Be King! Episode 2: If Only You Weren't So Wishy-Washy
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    Patrick! ARE YOU FNKEWJF;ER;GKARJF;LKJ YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM LITERALLY CRYING
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    "McCartney" album, on vinyl *-*
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    Hey Cha Cha Cha, I surely haven't done a comma filled goodbye in a while, so here you go, and these ones will be kinda short, but I had so much fun with you today, we had a good share of back and forths, with the Sketchtoy thing also, man that is fun, and man that eyelash teasing was lulzy, and again, sorry for not letting you guys know where I went, thanks for making my day back fun, so sleep tight, don't let Momo bite, http://sketchtoy.com/42091168 ?
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    She's traditionally voiced male characters.
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    He steals the show
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    You say "porno sailor moon fanfic" like it's a bad thing.
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    Bikini Top- F Bikini Top, the spin-off (FANFIC) once praised as the greatest spin-off ever written on SBC, sucks. But if you've read Jjs' Riffing Theater, you already know that. So why am I reviewing it? Because it's such an overrated mess that it deserves it! Please forget that my review in the Spin-off Club from last year ever existed (if you even recall it), I'm sorry. I've realized now that this show needs brutally honest, constructive criticism. Even though I'm not really in the mood for writing a ridiculously long review, I'm going to go over the five biggest problems with this show that just would not stop begging to be improved. Are you ready? Number one would be BETTER NARRATION. The narration in this show is so irritating. I have nothing against stories that are told in the present tense, but the descriptions in this show are so awkward. They contradict each other constantly in a failed attempt at trying to be sarcastic and silly, have the tendency to be very redundant, and rarely ever add meaningful information to what's going on in the story and what the characters are feeling. For example... I rest my case. Number two would be BETTER USE OF SPONGEBOB CHARACTERS. This show is called a spin-off, but you wouldn't assume it was just by reading it. You would've guessed that it was a literature. Why? Get this. SPONGEBOB AND FRIENDS ARE BARELY IN IT. It takes them not one, not two, but ELEVEN episodes to be mentioned. They do ONE thing to further the story in the twelfth episode, and then BAM. They're practically forgotten about minus a scene of dialogue every four to ten episodes. They serve no importance to the story beyond the episode of their debut. For a spin-off, that is unacceptable. Number three would be BETTER CHARACTERS. Since the Spongebob characters are out, it's up to the OC's (other characters) to be the stars of this spin-off, and boy, they are not an interesting bunch of stars. I'll try to summarize each one of the main characters for you. Bryan is a whiny drama queen who likes to be a cynical jerk, Jake is a whiny drama queen who likes to be a selfish jerk, Naomi is a whiny drama queen who likes to be a sensitive jerk, Temperance is a whiny drama queen who likes to be a bitchy jerk, and everyone else is just there. Also, none of the characters are ever developed properly, not even at crucial points in the show. For example, Bryan still retains his "cynical dicklick" attitude even after he overcomes his life being turned topsy-turvy by the bad guys, and Jake remains a self-absorbed ditz even as he prepares to take on the challenge of fatherhood. All of them are unlikable, unrelatable, one-dimensional flakes who would make even the poorly designed OC's from Sonic and MLP: FIM fanfics look like characters from Shakespearean classics. Number four would be BETTER HUMOR. Forgetting the many lulzy moments in this spin-off, there's little entertainment value to be had. The puns are not even mildly creative or humorous (FishPod, FishTunes, Fishbook, really?) and even though I'm well aware this is a drama show, the comic relief is bland at best. The "Our Song! Cool, what's your song?" conversations is just one of the examples of how mind-numbing the dialogue in this show can get, with characters having meaningless rounds of dialogue ("Hello! I don't know. What's that? Oh, I see. So...") that don't advance the story at all. It's depressing if anything. Now for number five, the most important aspect that needed to be improved..... *drumroll accompanied by dramatic silence* BETTER STORY. This is one of the most boring stories I've ever read, and I think I've begun to catch onto the reason. This show does not have a story. What's the plot of this show? Bryan comes to a town and shit happens. That's it. None of the drama in this show builds to anything, and it doesn't even matter because none of the drama in this show is intriguing. "Characters act like a-holes, someone suffers and/or dies, they act stupid at a funeral, rinse and repeat." Anything that possibly could build to an epic story like the plot of Bryan being targeted by a gang of drug dealers from an abyss or some shit falls flat on its face as well as it's not fleshed out enough, and it even creates room for plotholes and inconsistencies. Even worse, nearly all of the "OMG SHOCKING" parts of the story such as Gordan's death, Hersht getting run over, and Naomi crashing her car are ruined either by plotholes and inconsistencies or nonsensical dialogue killing the mood. But again, it wouldn't matter because even the "OMG SHOCKING" parts don't build to anything intriguing. The point is that all of these flaws make for one boring story. In conclusion, is there anything I like about Bikini Top? Well, I do honestly admire that 70s was able to make this spin-off incredibly lengthy, working his fingers to the bone typing all these letters out. But length does not equal strength, especially when said letters form a show riddled with obnoxious narration, laughable inconsistencies, poorly developed characters, uninspired jokes, and an unbelievable snoozefest of a story. But hey, maybe there's a lesson in all this. Maybe this show is meant to serve as a reminder of the fact that times change, and that we should be open and honest about our opinions when we're asked for them. That way, shows will become "Number #1" for an actual reason. Thank you and good night.
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    #2 the one most people expect from me! To be honest I had a hard time deciding between this opening and the first one. But since I couldn't find the original on Youtube, this one won. BTW I like how everybody's fighting the shadows off and Teddie just goes and nukes everything.
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    "Carrots give you good eyesight." Bullshit. I stuck to carrots in my eyes and it just made things worse.
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    I'm 21. I have three beautiful kids with my lovely wife Sara, all named after Beatles songs. Nah, but seriously, I'm 17 going on 18.
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    I Wanna Be the Guy If you haven't played it yet, thank your lucky stars.
  49. 1 point
    The third: Krusty Krab, Home Of The Krabby Patty
  50. 1 point
    Scariest creepypasta honestly
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