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  1. 9 points
    YouTube's got a free music streaming service and it's called YouTube
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    Yup, our holly jolly forum event returns! The Loyal Customers ave already seen this, but I'm posting this for everyone. Our sixth annual winter/Christmas/whatever holiday you celebrate event will begin December 8th and end December 29th! Here's a sneak preview of what to expect during it... For starters, this forum event will be another teams tournament between the Band Geeks, Drasticals and Independent users, competing in the "Snowcember Cup". The Drasticals will gain one point via default due to winning Octerror Fest 2017. Almost every activity during the event will count on the scoreboard. Whichever side wins by the end of the event will receive grand prizes. If you want to be a part of the Band Geeks or Drasticals, then feel free to sign up in "Teams Sign-Ups". Here's several jolly games to expect: 1.) SpongeBob Jeopardy!: Jeopardy will have three holiday games on December 9th, 16th and 23rd! 2.) SpongeBob Wheel of Fortune: Wheel of Fortune will have three games during the event on December 8th, 15th and 22nd! 3.) Dunces & Dragons: Dunces & Dragons will have two games during the event on December 10th and 17th! One of the maps will be a sleigh race! 4.) SpongeCraft Tournaments: SpongeCraft will have three games on December 9th, 16th and 23rd. Arctic Spongecraftia will be used again for the winter SC games. Even if you don't want to play in the events, SpongeCraftia will become a winter wonderland with beautiful Christmas decorations! 5.) SBC Music Snowcember Parties: Music parties will occur very Friday during the event (December 8th, 15th and 22nd). We'd like people to play holiday themed music, and whoever has the most liked song by the end of the hour will receive prizes! 6.) Secret Santa Program 2017: Yup, this yearly tradition returns! Buy gifts from our Store for other users anonymously. Make someone happy this holiday season! Note this won't be something you can "win" for the Snowcember Cup, it's just a fun little side activity where you can be nice to others. 7.) SBC Christmas Trivia Contest 2017: Our sixth annual Christmas trivia contest will also be occur, with new and old themes to it! Play in several rounds of Christmas trivia to win grand prizes! 8.) iFish: Many old items from Snowcember Ball 2012, 2015 & 2016 will return, along with brand new ones made by @Cream! As usual, there will be another jolly iFish contest to mix and match your favorite designs for. 9.) Whodunnit?: Holiday Edition: Yup, the popular Octerror Fest game returns...with a holiday twist! 10.) Stop What You Are Doing: Holiday Edition: Just like the past two years, we'll be doing another winter SWYAD during the event! Sign-ups will go up soon. ...and of course, that's far from everything being revealed! There is a lot more to expect I haven't mentioned but much like presents, it's best to keep them a surprise. I can say there will be cool new skins during the event, with two designed by Cream and I. This will be our coolest and hopefully best Snowcember Ball yet, ending the year with a breezy bang! It may hopefully go down in history as one of our greatest forum events ever. Even if you're not into the competitive scene for it, there will still be lots of content for people to do and explore. It will really be a nice event for the community as a whole.
  3. 7 points
    For the past several months, TheTideAndSeeker and I have been cooking up a chronological guide to every single time SpongeBob aired on Nickelodeon before Season 4 began. To determine which episode aired on which day, we've gone through old newspaper archives, fan recordings, and some cool top secret sources. While the list will obviously never be 100% complete, it's been a fun venture into the history of the show. In cases where we have footage of the airing, pictures are hyperlinked. And of course, any help with air dates, finding recordings, etc. is always appreciated. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XeKmlbo-xje_7gUncbffR1SxaD9whcy6E5KdnyOhWnE Preview:
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    Net Neutrality is on its last legs. Congress is voting on whether to keep Donald Trump's wrong bull**** in mid-December. You can send a message to Congress in just one minute to tell them that this is all wrong! There are four ways: 1. Use Facebook Messenger by clicking here and send the message "resist" 2. Text "resist" to 50409 3. Use Viber by clicking here and send the message "resist" 4. Use Telegram by clicking here and send the message "resist" Send this message to Congress: Help to save the internet!!! Please? You don't want SBC to become slow, now do you? And nobody wants this:
  5. 6 points
    Here's another three in one riff pack. Undersea Mysteries Incorporated 21. What Happens Happens 22. Phantom Phools 23. Dark Falls 7 riffs remain overall (3 from USMI, 4 from the final project).
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    Things have definitely changed haha hey guys, I got nostalgiac but couldn't remember my old sign in. Don't even know if it works still. To those that don't know me, hi!! I'm exkizuna To whoevers still here that remembers me.... sup
  7. 6 points
    HI APPARENTLY THIS THREAD EXIST HERE MY DOGGO
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  9. 5 points
    HAPPY LIST SEASON TO ALL! I'll be posting the best television shows of 2017 list hopefully this weekend if all goes according to plan, but I wanted to try something different this year. A few months ago, I said that I wasn't going to do a worst of the year list because I didn't have much to talk about in comparison to the lengthy posts I've done in the past about the worst shows of said year. And that's still the case. But it just doesn't feel right not having my opinions out there on what I found to be shitty television programming. So I decided to write a list out anyway. It doesn't have the full amount of effort as in years past, but I've always considered this to be my worst list to write anyway. So without further ado: CLAPPY'S WORST SHOWS OF 2017 No spoiler tags because there will be no videos and there are no paragraphs about any of these choices. 10. Powerless (NBC) – Seriously should have been so much better than what we got with that cast and that team behind it. Major missed opportunity for the DC Comics Universe. 9. 24: Legacy (FOX) – Just stop with this series. Fucking stop. Please Fox. Let it die already. Three adaptations is overkill. 8. The Mick (FOX) – Kaitlin Olson deserves so much better than this shlock. 7. Young Sheldon (CBS) – Cash grab that provides absolutely nothing new to The Big Bang Theory universe. Bazingoaway. 6. The Orville (FOX) – Speaking of people that just need to go away… 5. Raven’s Home (Disney) – Without a doubt going to be the most unpopular pick for this list, but every episode I’ve watched makes this feel like more and more of a soulless cash grab without the heart of the original. 4. Wisdom of the Crowd (CBS)– This takes itself way too seriously to the point that it becomes unbearable. Plus, Jeremy Piven has done himself zero favors for being revealed as a total creep. 3. Big Mouth (Netflix) – Does have some heart deep down and clever commentary about getting older, but you have to get past the absolutely appalling animation and far more disturbing attempts at humor. Not as bad as I initially feared it would be, but still fucking terrible. 2. Fuller House (Netflix) – This became EXACTLY what I feared it would be last year after a surprisingly okay first season. 1. Marvel’s Inhumans (ABC) – Probably the most botched concept with the most promise in quite some time. An absolute disaster in every way imaginable. …okay so maybe there was plenty of new meat for this year, but as you can see, I barely came up with anything bad to say about any of these choices. Hell some of the usual stalwarts like Family Guy? They got better (or less worse because it’s not like said shows drastically improved). So instead of struggling my way through recapping what I found bad, let’s talk about what I found well this year in television. Because what I did find to be good this year was pretty great. We are living in a television renaissance people, better get used to it. Best of the year list coming this weekend. As always, feel free to let me know what you think. Am I wrong? Am I right? It's my list anyway, but I'll be glad to debate these choices anyway. Thanks for reading!
  10. 5 points
    Still haven't got caught up with the reading, but I've still made some generous nominations because this category still needs some love: Best Creation: Skodwarde, Squid, Miss Appear, SBCinema, Mystic Guardians Best Ended Creation: SBC Honest Trailers, SBC Falls, Storm Racers, JCMovies, The Modernization of Bikini Bottom Best Pilot: Post Fiction V12, Apartment 406, The Misadventures of Casper and Wendy, SBCgrassi Best Episode: The Emote Movie (SBCinema), The Price of a Messiah (Squid), Healing (Miss Appear), Operation: Darkest Hour Parts 1 & 2 (Mystic Guardians), Plankton vs. Gary! Decisive Pineapple Battle!? (Skodwarde) Best Storyline: Spiriting Fluttershy's Dark Sky, Miss Appear, Mystic Guardians, Power Rangers: Multiverse Force, The Yellow Avenger Best Comedy: Skodwarde, SBCinema, Community Deathmatch, Stuff Happens to SpongeBob, XAT Time Travelers Best Location: Power Rangers: Multiverse Force, Squid, Doody Era, Apartment 406, Mystic Guardians Best Protagonist: Katherine Cross / Miss Appear (Miss Appear), Jake (Mystic Guardians), Peter Chang / The Quickster (The Quickster), Lettuce (Power Rangers: Multiverse Force), SpongeBob (The Yellow Avenger) Best Antagonist: DarkEvil LaserPants (Future Shock), Seid (The Quickster), Claudia Khan (Miss Appear), Bulma Briefs (Total Cartoon series), Helga Wobbegong (Squid) Best Minor Character: Valina (Mystic Guardians), Lucky Numbers (Apartment 406), JCM (SBCinema), Pintar (Team SpongeBob) Most Creative: SBCinema, Power Rangers: Multiverse Force, Doody Era, Mystic Guardians, Post Fiction V12 Most Well-Written: Miss Appear, Mystic Guardians, Spiriting Fluttershy's Dark Sky, Poetry by MDPP
  11. 5 points
    dont tell me wat to do fatty
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    What’s even more telling is how companies are responding to their employees sexual harassment incidents: Charlie Rose—Fired by PBS/CBS Chris Savino—Fired by Nick Eddie Berganza—Fired by DC Roy Price—Resigned from Amazon Louis CK—FX cut ties Kevin Spacey—Netflix cut ties John Lasseter—Disney approves a six month leave of absence I’m sorry but Disney needs to cut ties with Lasseter. I understand how much he has meant to Disney’s animation renaissance and the rise of Pixar, but Disney is one of the biggest, if not the biggest, companies out there. They should be held to as high of standards as they are with their family company roots. What sort of message is this sending by not holding the same standards as all these other companies?They are sending the wrong message by not cutting ties with Lasseter after this news has been out now for nearly two days and the only announcement being that they approved Lasseter taking a leave of absence. I know all of these men listed need serious help and are literal scum and if Disney wants to support Lasseter by sending him to some sort of counciling or rehab, so be it. But they can do that without him being employed. To me, it’s sending a mixed message to those who are victims of sexual harassment by this man.
  13. 5 points
    Undersea Mysteries Incorporated 18. Back in Time
  14. 4 points
    It's time. The nominees are listed in order of how many nominations they received, and there are five to six nominees for each category. If a tie caused the amount of nominees to go over six, magic tiebreakers were used to bring it back down to five or six. Everyone can vote! You may not vote for yourself in any category, and you may only choose one person, place, or thing per category. Rules: 1.) PM ME YOUR VOTES, DO NOT POST THEM IN THIS THREAD. 2.) You may not vote for yourself in any category, which includes anything you made in Spin-Offs/Lits. 3.) Only choose one thing per category. Yes, only one. Nothing above or less (if you can even do less, but you can try if you're brave). 4.) You do not have to vote in Spin-Offs/Lits if you don't read any whatsoever, but since we have choices to pick from and a few made nominations in those categories, we'd appreciate it if at least someone voted in them. Same goes for members, if you don't want to vote in members, you can skip them. But you must vote in one section, since if you skip both you might as well not even vote. Prizes: The winners this time around will receive... 500 doubloons (per category)! Now, here we go: PLEASE PM YOUR VOTES TO ME! DO NOT POST THE VOTES IN THIS THREAD! I.) Member Categories Best Debater Wumbology Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick Clappy crushingmayhem Aquatic Nuggets terminoob Funniest Member Homie Wumbology Old Man Jenkins jjsthekid Cha Most Serious Member Katniss terminoob jjsthekid Clappy Metal Snake NegiSpongie Most Unique Username Spongetron Robotpants Trophy (Sunshine Banjo Face) terminoob Renegade the Unicorn Cha (Kiyozu) Spongiest Member NegiSpongie Mermaid Magic Cha Cream SpongeBob's #1 Fan 4EverGreen Kindest Member Cha Spongetron Robotpants SpongeOddFan Katniss Cream Most Competitive Member Hayden Fred Rechid Cream DarknessDG Trophy Homie Maturest Member Metal Snake jjsthekid Clappy Katniss Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick Most Contributive Member Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick jjsthekid Cream Cha Fred Rechid Most Creative Member jjsthekid Cream Cha NegiSpongie Aquatic Nuggets Renegade the Unicorn Most Missed Member Sabre CartoonCF ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 CDCB Jelly Smartest Member WhoBob Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick Clappy terminoob Katniss === II.) Spin-Off & Literature Categories Best Creation Squid (tvguy/jjsthekid) Mystic Guardians (jjsthekid) SBCinema (Clappy) Miss Appear (teenj12) Doody Era (Aquatic Nuggets) Skodwarde (OMJ/jjsthekid) Best Ended Creation SBC Honest Trailers (Metal Snake) JCMovies (JCM) Pisces Moon (Steel Sponge) SBC Falls (jjsthekid) One-Time SpongeBob Characters: Where Are They Now? (Wumbo) Best Pilot "Pilot" - Apartment 406 (MMM) "Same" - Post Fiction V12 (OMJ) "Photographic Memories" - Future Shock (NegiSpongie) "Mother and Kat Reunion" - SBCgrassi (Katniss) "The Time Jumpers" - The Misadventures of Casper and Wendy (Wendy the Witch) Best Episode "The Emote Movie" - SBCinema (Clappy) "The Prince of a Messiah"" - Squid (Cha) "Healing" - Miss Appear (teenj12) "Plankton vs. Gary! Decisive Pineapple Battle?!" - Skodwarde (jjsthekid) "Content Destroyer" - Community Deathmatch (OMJ) Best Storyline Mystic Guardians (jjsthekid) Doody Era (Aquatic Nuggets) Miss Appear (teenj12) Spiriting Fluttershy's Dark Sky (Metal Snake) Future Shock (NegiSpongie) Xat Time Travelers (JCM) Best Comedy Community Deathmatch (OMJ) Xat Time Travelers (JCM) Skodwarde (OMJ/jjsthekid) SBCinema (Clappy) Apartment 406 (MMM) Best Location Squid (tvguy/jjsthekid) Mystic Guardians (jjsthekid) Power Rangers: Multiverse Force (Renegade) Apartment 406 (MMM) Team SpongeBob (teenj12) Doody Era (Aquatic Nuggets) Best Protagonist Katherine Cross - Miss Appear (teenj12) Peter Chang - The Quickster (teenj12) SpongeBob - Future Shock (NegiSpongie) Lettuce - Power Rangers: Multiverse Force (Renegade) Joe - Apartment 406 (MMM) Best Antagonist Seid - The Quickster (teenj12) Claudia Khan - Miss Appear (teenj12) S Team - Doody Era (Aquatic Nuggets) DarkEvil LaserPants - Future Shock (NegiSpongie) Bulma Briefs - Total Cartoon Global Cruise (4EverGreen) Best Minor Character Lucky Numbers - Apartment 406 (MMM) Valina - Mystic Guardians (jjsthekid) JCM - SBCinema (Clappy) Pintar - Team SpongeBob (teenj12) Spike - Spiriting Fluttershy's Dark Sky (Metal Snake) Most Creative Mystic Guardians (jjsthekid) The Misadventures of Casper and Wendy (Wendy the Witch) Apartment 406 (MMM) Doody Era (Aquatic Nuggets) Poetry by MDPP (MDPP) Future Shock (NegiSpongie) Most Well Written Mystic Guardians (jjsthekid) Spiriting Fluttershy's Dark Sky (Metal Snake) Doody Era (Aquatic Nuggets) Poetry by MDPP (MDPP) Apartment 406 (MMM) Future Shock (NegiSpongie) === III.) Hall of Fame Honorary Creator Award Metal Snake Renegade the Unicorn JCM tvguy ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Honorary Show Award Mystic Guardians (jjsthekid) SBC Honest Trailers (Metal Snake) Underwater Survivor: SBC Style (Steel Sponge) Doody Era (Aquatic Nuggets) Gary the Snail's Undersea Adventures (ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1) Honorary Staff Member Award Clappy Fred Rechid terminoob Metal Snake teenj12 Cream Honorary Member Award Katniss Steel Sponge SpongeOddFan JCM Be sure to vote! You will get a free mixtape by yours truly if you do!
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    Yup, just like the past two years, from today, December 14th, all the way to December 25th, there will be a special gift for all users! Here is today's gift... Snowball Fight Skin! This is a brand new winter themed skin, made by me. Hope y'all enjoy it if you use it. Stay tuned tomorrow for another gift.
  16. 4 points
    "The Middle" - Jimmy Eat World
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    We have some fantastic holiday skins for Snowcember Ball 2017!: It's a Squidward Christmas: Created by @Jesusica. This skin combines several elements from past skins into one amazing new look! Candy Cane: Created by @Sonic Claus. This is a winter skin themed around, you guessed it, candy canes! Sleigh Ride (Loyal Customers only): An old skin created by @JesusChristMan. I remade it from scratch. Enjoy the skins! There will be another skin made by yours truly coming as a 12 Days of Christmas present later in the month.
  18. 4 points
    Ain't it Fun - Paramore
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    "Wonderful Christmastime" - Paul McCartney 'Tis the season to listen to this song again.
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    Undersea Mysteries Incorporated 19. The Mysterious Secret 20. The Great Plan to find the Lords
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    two boyfriends they mean really good guy pals
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    Stop What You Are Doing: Holiday Edition! For those who do not know what a SWYAD is, it's a special time where SBC members change their names and avatars to match a category. This time, the category is Holiday! e.g. MDPP => Santa Claus To sign up, go here: https://www.thesbcommunity.com/swyad/ What will happen is Karen, our server, will now automatically change your name at the beginning and the end of the SWYAD so you do not have to worry about changing it back! This is a free event - it does not require any doubloons to participate! Name changes will be allowed up to the SWYAD event. During the event, name changes will not be allowed. Please take note of this! The SWYAD will begin on December 8th and will end on December 30th!
  24. 4 points
    oh hey i colored that thingy
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    United States: Two episodes are surprisingly airing in December, which are the last episodes of 2017: December 2nd, 2017 - 10:00am ET/PT - 212A - The Incredible Shrinking Sponge: SpongeBob must figure out how to do his job after accidentally shrinking himself. December 2nd, 2017 - 10:15am ET/PT - 225B - Pat the Horse: Patrick wants to be a horse. "The Incredible Shrinking Sponge" is the last Season 10 episode to air. It already aired in Israel back in July. View full article
  26. 4 points
    where can i get a dozen of these
  27. 4 points
    One important thing we should all know is that sexual harassment can happen in any profession. It's just getting the most attention in the entertainment industry right now because it's Hollywood. But hopefully if we change this system, others can change too.
  28. 4 points
    end my alien boy obsession
  29. 4 points
    4EverGreen: "Allow me to get my points across in a calm and rational manner free of emojis."
  30. 4 points
    4EverGreen: "I actually try to be witty and funny in this topic!"
  31. 3 points
    I GOT A NINTENDO SWITCH FHFHFHFHFHFHF
  32. 3 points
    *SNAPS FINGERS* I finally got it! I finally got how this all ties in with a Scooby-Doo parody! You weren't just making fun of 4Kidz...you were also making fun of Hanna-Barbara! Yeah, their shameless selling out time and time again with Scooby-Doo. The same way you brought in Yu-Gi-Oh! at the last minute to tie it in with your biggest name at the time, The Brave and the Bold, was a subtle joke on the fact that Hanna-Barbara would always make pointless crossovers to keep Scooby-Doo "relevant", like Scooby-Doo Meets Batman! Of course! I hope that's good enough for my regular trademark two cents comment. XD
  33. 3 points
    On the 3rd day of Christmas, Those-Who-Log-In-Get-This-Item! A Jingle Bell Hat just for me!
  34. 3 points
    Finally trying to get back to making drawings. The camera quality here is not good, but I have drawn Mr. N's one-winged angel from Jjs' spin-off: Undersea Mysteries Incorporated: The giant scallop "wings" are connected to the shoulders. I was hard pressed on how I could design the face of the boat for the stomach, and so I just took inspiration from Dusknoir's design. As for every other detail, I managed to draw all of them except the details at the back (besides the little sea serpent fin at the center of the hair) since I drew Mr. N's form facing forward.
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    Here is today's gift... Squidward Claus Badge! Whoever logs in today will receive this exclusive badge! Squidward Claus will forever stay in your badge list. Stay tuned tomorrow for another gift.
  36. 3 points
    So a few years back, I wanna say back in 2015, I was looking through the Horrible Music section on TV Tropes to find some hilaribad music when I came across AOL's infamous Top 100 Worst Songs list. Some of the choices I agreed with, some of them I disagreed with, and some I thought just didn't plain belong on there. A lot of the explanations on the songs were just riddled with errors too. We'll get to those now. Without further ado, let's begin with our first set of songs. 100-91 Next set coming soon.
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    Welcome to SpongeBob Whodunnit?, a Snowcember Ball event! In this event, the goal is to figure out who posted the embarrassing snapshot of SpongeBob at the Christmas party! On select days during Snowcember Ball 2017, characters will come on and release their anecdote on what happened. The characters will also answer your questions as well, so ask in their topics as they show up! On December 28th, PM me who you think is the patty thief! On December 29th, all is revealed and the winners will receive 5,000 doubloons each and a point for their team! Note: you only get one guess. Once you PM me your guess, that's it. Check the calendar here: https://www.thesbcommunity.com/calendar/1-community-calendar/2017/12/ Anecdote dates! All anecdotes release at 6 PM EDT on that day: SpongeBob - December 15th Old Man Jenkins - December 17th Squilliam - December 18th Squidward - December 19th Mermaid Man - December 20th Barnacle Boy - December 21st Perch Perkins - December 22nd Mr. Krabs - December 23rd
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    Long overdue update... THE TEENJVERSE Team SpongeBob - The "Crisis on Infinite Timelines" arc will begin hopefully this week. Working on the 158th episode now. As revealed in the Teenjverse Club, the episode will go as followed: 158. 2010: This episode flashes back, as we get a glimpse of who Sandy, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Shin were shortly before they formed the first incarnation of Team SpongeBob. Meanwhile, Debbie and Aria arrive back in time on July 27, 2010, in order to prevent Victoria from changing a key day in Team SpongeBob's history - the day the first four members came together. You will not want to miss this special episode, as it will basically be a retooling of the pilot episode. Miss Appear - The fourth season of Miss Appear will air in late winter 2018 after Team SpongeBob finishes up it's run. Very excited for this season, and the new antagonist will be a homage to something directly from SpongeBob. Any guesses on who???? I think it'll be a very exciting reveal . The Quickster - Nope, this has not been forgotten about. The Quickster's second season will also premiere in late winter 2018. I think this season will take the time to more intricately explore other characters and the whole idea of metas. More information will release in the future. 2018 Crossover - As you all know, I've promised a crossover for 2018, but it won't be too long a wait. I have the second annual Teenjverse crossover scheduled for a Spring 2018 release. Currently brainstorming ideas, but nothing concrete will be set for a while. All that I know for sure is that the crossover will run across episodes of Miss Appear and The Quickster. Team SpongeBob will not be involved, as the show will have ended by that time.
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    "Foreplay/Long Time" - Boston
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  43. 3 points
    I really love the bridge in "Into You" by Ariana Grande. When it kicks in I get goosebumps...it's so good and I love that build up to her singing the chorus again.
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    Not bad. The concept was a bit out there and could've been really dumb if executed wrong, but honestly...I enjoyed it. It weirdly worked, probably a lot more than it should have. The Squidward vs. Patrick race was the most entertaining part of it all for me, and the new desert setting was nice. I really didn't have any major problems with it. Definitely better than most of Kaz's other efforts lately. Grade: B
  46. 3 points
    205a. Hyper Exaggerated Cartoony Bullshit and Really Loud Screaming For No Reason Another day, another season. Things are as they always are in Bikini Bottom: the breeze is wonderful, the girls are thicc, the pornography industry is chuggin' right along. But lately, our good friend Skodwarde had been noticing how quiet the sea had been. He would pass SpongeBob's house on the way to work, and noticed how quietly the sounds of SpongeBob jackin' it were. He would go to work, and Mr. Krabs and Puff Mama wouldn't moan as loud while they fucked on the job (not that he minded that). And even when he would have hot and filthy sex with the prostitutes he found down on the skanky streets of Downtown Bikini Bottom, they seemed to be having less fun then they used to, back in the Golden Age of Porn Skodwarde fucking them. In a last ditch attempt to get everyone to get lively again, Skodwarde used his God Powers and gave everyone in Bikini Bottom a couple milligrams of Adderall, ecstasy, and for good measure, Viagra (this is Skodwarde after all). But he miscalculated. Instead of the normal dosage, Skodwarde amped up the supply for each fish in Bikini Bottom to a normal dosage for Skodwarde, who, in addition to being a God, is also a hardcore junkie with the tolerance of an elephant. Needless to say, everyone in Bikini Bottom goes fuckin apeshit. Instead of just doing normal things, everyone is hopped up on addies, x pills, and viagra, and act like fuckin lunatics, screaming really fucking loud and fucking anything that moves, and acting really hyper for no apparent reason. Skodwarde enjoys this at first, but soon, it just gets... really fucking annoying. Skodwarde looks upon his awful creation, and weeps. Somewhere above the sea(men (haha funny get it, cuz sperm)), Vincent Waller smiles. so yeah thats your explanation for that = = = The adderall kicks in really hard for a particular fish, who, for the particulars of this episode, we'll just say is the fish version of Seth Rogen, who works on this brand new... helicopter invention? I dunno. It sounds really fuckin stupid. The point is, now you can rip off your dick and fly it around and shit. Which is something you've always wanted to do, right? Right. So naturally, SpongeBob and Patrick are interested in this, and proceed to buy the new product, being billed as "Whirly Dicks" (now available at any local adult retailer within a 5 mile radius of the concept of stupidity). SpongeBob and Patrick have a lot of fun sticking their dicks in where they don't belong, like church, people's food, and Mrs. Puff's ass (she's really not into that extreme shit man, just ask Krabs). Eventually, they fly their dicks into the yard of none other than Old Man Jenkins! Not the SBC one. Anyway, Old Man Jenkins doesn't understand this new fangled technology (read: having a dick that actually works) so he tells SpongeBob and Patrick he's keeping their dicks. Sponge and Pat tell him to go fuck himself, and laugh and leave. However, later, at their regularly scheduled 11:30 PM jack session, they realize the grave error of their ways. SpongeBob decides they should ask Sandy to help, since she understands what it's like to not have a dick ("Sandy's a girl?" Patrick asks. Yep, we're doing the shoehorned references to older seasons in this season too). Sandy goes with the two to Old Man Jenkins' house, and they beg and plead with him to return their dicks, because they've gotta get back to fucking! Old Man Jenkins tells SpongeBob and Patrick that if he can't have fun with his dick, no one can. SpongeBob, Patrick and Sandy look at each other and smile. They know what to do. They light Old Man Jenkins' house on fire and burn him alive, calmly walking out with their dicks. You don't fuck with someone's Whirly Dick. Welcome to Season 10, bitches. We dark and shit now. Trivia: This episode was originally titled "Twisty Dicks" "Whirly Dildos", and "Lots and Lots of Screaming"
  47. 3 points
    Man... this is gonna be a good one. 1994 was a year of primarily good songs. But not just good songs. Great songs. But not just great songs. Songs which changed the face of the decade forever. Out with the old, in with the new. This certainly wasn't the first year that would feature songs that went against the pop mainstream, but this was the year in the 90s that they came out in full force. Everything from adult alternative to alt rock to gangsta rap to Eurodance... it must have felt like a new, fresh landscape. And from that landscape we have ten damn good songs to look at. Won't you join me? Let's get right into... Wumbo's Top 10 Hits of 1994 Full List:
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    Don't tell me I'm the only one who instantly thought of Broodwing from Mystic Guardians upon reading "Crook in the Castle"...and Red upon reading The Red Bandit...and Van Gordon upon reading Gorton...you get the idea. Maybe that's what the "3 costume" was for, to hide that he was the precursor for those three characters. As for the episode itself...at least it's better than the Spongebob episode it referenced, Clash of Triton. Yes, I went there.
  50. 3 points
    Puffy Fluffy's #1 Fan: "I HATE Puffy Fluffy!"
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