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  1. 39 points
    Before I even say anything, I just want to give the biggest possible "thank you' to absolutely everyone here. Whether you actively fought until the bitter end in this Internet war against common decency or were a passive audience, your support and your love for this community is the reason we are all here today. The fact that you all want our community to thrive and to be happy, the fact that an outsider like my own mother could recognize this and fight for hilaryfan to restore our website in the name of community-- it shows me that we have a bond that cannot be broken by one developer. The support you have all given me after I told my story has shown me that you aren't just some kids I talk to on the Internet, but that there is something extremely real about the friendships we've made. I feel as though I have become closer to so many of you in just this weekend, and as I told more people my story and felt more support, I couldn't help but be overwhelmed by everything. There are so many of you I want to thank for this, it'd be impossible to get everyone but even if I don't mention you by name, your support and the conversations we've had meant so much and I value you deeply. First, to @jjsthekid @JCM and @tvrepairman. The work that you guys put in to save SBC in case we got taken down is absolutely incredible. You have proven your love for this community and this group. I want to especially mention jjs here because I know how much you went through emotionally over this past week and how strong you still were in ensuring me justice, no matter what cost it came at. I've felt our friendship grow much stronger over the past month or so and I cannot be happier for that. Your hard work and dedication are nothing short of admirable, and I couldn't be happier that you're our lead admin. You're a role model for us all of someone who can not only lead with an iron fist but of a leader who can understand and engage with their membership. To @Hayden, the first person who would ever hear me out about this. Confiding in you ever since that February day has been one of the most important aspects of my entire year, and your encouragement of me to go public with this while simultaneously understanding my apprehensions have made you one of the few users who I feel has a true understanding of exactly how I've felt. You never once doubted, you never once blamed me and you were always there to listen when I needed you. You have become an essential part of my SBC friend group and someone who I've always been able to trust. I cannot thank you enough for listening to me, and for being the reason I made the realization in the first place. (you also showed me total drama and adventure time. you are the best) @Cha You already know what I'm going to say here... but I'm gonna say it anyway. You are my best friend, the person I confide in the most, the person I spend the most hours with and the person who over the last four hours I've come to trust and love the most. I appreciate every single hour we've spent together, every single post we've made, and every single ounce of support you've ever given me. I wake up everyday excited to talk to you and I hope you know the impact you've had on me, because it's absolutely undeniable. Forever ur the Ryan to my Sharpay and the Sam to my Carly. 歹 To both @Monika and @DarknessDG , who's support has been extremely helpful during this time and who have made me laugh countless times in moments where I felt most hurt. You guys made some of the best posts I've ever read here in the Resignation topic before it was redacted. To @Halibut, @Mr. Saturn, and everyone else on the CyTube Discord, thank you for allowing me to vent and for being some of the most understanding, genuine people here. I admit that just like everyone else I had my preconceived notions on this group, but I've come to see what sweet and understanding people you all are and I cannot thank you enough for allowing me to express my anger and reciprocating in the way I needed. Special shoutout to Halibut for being one of my closest defenders throughout this and one of the most willing to listen, you're incredible man. To @OWM, @Patty Sponge, and @Bieber Tentacles-- the moderating team as a whole, honestly, thank you for being extremely understanding of my situation and for dealing with what you had to in the moderator PMs. You guys are incredibly patient and incredibly understanding and I cannot express enough how comfortable I feel here under your moderation. To @Sauce Mama, @WumboJack Horseman, @TJ12, @Young Nug, @Clappy, @big dragin123 ay ay ay , and @rdctd, I cannot thank you enough for supporting me despite the fact that we come from entirely different SBC generations and our interactions have been for the most part limited. Your support has meant so much to me and I cannot thank you enough for listening to me. And to new friends: @Katniss, @President Squidward, @HawkbitAlpha , @kev, @Master WhoBruh, @RDSP and so many others-- all of this could not have been achieved without your love and support. I could've never had my story listened to and heard without those of you who were willing to listen and to support me, and I cannot appreciate enough the fact that even when allegations were made that seemed impossible to believe, you came to my defense and showed me love like I've never known. To SBC, long may we stand together. I love each and every one of you.
  2. 30 points
    Given recent events across the community, I'm sure many of you expected staff changes, given how shorthanded we've been since the events occurred. The time has come for staff changes: We have a new admin and moderator to help bring balance back. Here is a list of changes: As you're all aware, @JCM is an admin again and now has complete control of SBC's servers and databases! He is our big tech guy for now. Just please don't bug him too much. Next up, @TJ12 is now an admin! Teenj has had quite a loyal and dedicated history at SBC, serving as a mod for quite a few years. But he is now coming out of retirement to evolve into an admin. He has the experience, passion and is someone I trust a lot to help lead the site. And last but certainly not least, @Homie is now a moderator! Homie is someone who truly deserves this position, not just because of her actions during recent events, but how she has handled herself in general on the site. Give Homie and teenj a special round of applause! SBC has entered a new era and regardless of wherever that era goes from here, I have faith it will go well thanks to our current staff team. (Seriously tho, let's hope we keep a stable staff for a while!)
  3. 22 points
    Please. I know what you are feeling right now. I'M FEELING IT TOO. THE SENSE OF HELPLESSNESS, OF HOPELESSNESS. I DON'T KNOW HOW WE EVEN BEGIN TO PROCESS WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN TO US RIGHT NOW BUT THERE ARE A FEW THINGS I DO KNOW, I KNOW THAT THIS FORUM HAS BEEN THROUGH TOUGH TIMES BEFORE AND WE HAVE PULLED THROUGH. WE SURVIVED TEAM RAGE, WE SURVIVED STANCAKES, WE SURVIVED METALGATE AND SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY WE WILL SURVIVE THIS. A FRIEND OF MINE TOLD ME THAT POSTING ON SBC TAKES A SPECIAL KIND OF TENACITY BUT WE DO POST HERE BECAUSE THIS IS OUR HOME!!! THIS IS OUR HOME!!! IT IS OUR FRIEND, OUR FAMILY, OUR LIVES AND WE WILL NOT THROW THOSE PRECIOUS GIFTS AWAY BY DESCENDING INTO CHAOS. We will look to each other for hope. We will length to each other for strength and If we do that, no matter what happens next, then we stand here un覺ted.
  4. 21 points
  5. 20 points
    Today I received a PM from JJS on SBM, who gave me an offer to return to SBC. I accepted the offer, and here I am. I would like to apologize for how I acted three years ago. I shouldn't have hacked into a mod's account just because the staff took away the "Mod For A Day" thing. It was really stupid and immature. I deserved to be banned from here for doing that, and I deserved to be banned from SBM for spamming the site. Back in December 2016, SSJ gave me another chance on SBM along with OBAB and YellowShadow. Since then, I have tried to become a better person and learn from my mistakes. Which is why I want to prove to all of you I have changed. So a big thanks to all of you who has told JJS that I have changed, and a big thanks to JJS for unbanning me.
  6. 19 points
    Hey everyone, with the recent events that have shaken up SBC, specifically the real-life nature of them, I wanted to stress to you all that doxxing is absolutely prohibited. For the purposes of this new policy, doxxing is the posting any personally identifiable information without that person's consent. This includes full names, addresses, phone numbers, photos and videos that include the person, and any other information that obviously violates that person's privacy. These rules aren't being enacted to protect anyone in particular, but to keep SBC and its members out of legal trouble, which they could very well get into if this type of behavior continues. To go along with these rules, I've established a set of punishments for people breaking these rules: The first time a member is caught doxxing, that member will be warned and their posts will be moderated for at least a month after that occurrence The second time a member is caught doxxing, that member will be suspended for a week, and a week will be added to their moderation time if they're still under moderation from the first occurrence For the third occurrence, that member will be permanently banned These rules apply to posts, statuses, shoutbox messages, blog posts, and any other public features. Please stay safe, and if you have any questions about this new policy, let me know.
  7. 17 points
    Squidward is a disgusting human-squid being I can't believe this was in fort squidward, i would penetrate it 鉏 矷簞 矷簞 鉏 and destroy it myself with my bare meaty claws. fucking manslaughtering communist propaganda
  8. 16 points
    There is so much to be said about the diamond in the rough of Season 5, the classic that on levels was ahead of it's time, the iconic episode that revealed the morning routine of one of television's brightest stars-- this episode, of course, is Rise and Shine. One may ask how is it possible to search for psychological undertones in an episode with a premise so mundane, something so unasked for and unwarranted? Our episode begins with SpongeBob asking Gary what he believes his four-pointed friend does in the morning time. With this, we're immediately treated to the crux of this episode; it is immediately made evident to us that our porous protagonist has a genuine curiosity in his soul on the lifestyle of his friend, and wishes nothing more than to understand the complexities of his habits. When Patrick draws SpongeBob's face on a pillow, this is no simple act of foolishness on his part-- no, something more complex is at play here. This scene delves into the psyche of the beloved starfish by showing that he values SpongeBob to the same degree that he values any other household item, and views him as an object, not as a friend. Further, Patricks consumption of Canned Coral proves to be a biting satire on consumerism. Patrick's lack of awareness of the food encased in the cans of coral that he has purchased is a biting criticism of consumer culture at its core, as it immediately directs the audience's attention to the haunting truth that Patrick purchased these coral cans not for the nourishment they may provide him, but for the brand value that the Canned Coral corporation possesses. His purchase of so many canned goods, his desire to own them regardless of function-- it speaks volumes about us as a culture. Are we not like Patrick, making purchases on a whim to satiate our own selfish, mundane desires? Can the common man not relate to the plight of the starfish? Despite this biting take, I believe the most truly daunting aspect of Rise and Shine is that Patrick considers to be this harrowing series of events to be a normal day in his life. He considers being unaware of how food is packaged, being physically incapable of brushing his own teeth, and interacting with a pillow as a mundane aspect of his life. Are we to believe that Patrick has become accustomed to this lifestyle? Are we to take away from this that the series' own deuteragonist willingly puts himself at risk for the sake of satiating a routine that has become his custom? What does this need for a routine, this need to satiate something that only he is in control of, say about our own culture?
  9. 16 points
  10. 15 points
    i feel so fucking bad for jjs
  11. 15 points
    Episode 1: Squidward Chat! With your host, Squidward Tentacles! : Welcome back, loyal viewers! I hope you didn't miss me too much when I was gone! -audience stays silent- : W-well anyway, I managed to send enough angry emails that we actually have a special guest today! Or at least as special as we can get in this town, am I right? -crickets- : I hope that one day, I can get an actual studio audience that isn't just SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in lawn chairs behind the camera. : You're doing great, Squidward! : zzz : ... Before we get to our special guest, I'd like to talk about current events going on in our world today so you, uneducated viewer, can be aware of what shapes the world around you! In Bikini Bottom news, Mrs. Puff's Boating School celebrates its 30th anniversary since it first opened up to educate the feebleminded youth of this town on how to safely operate a motor vehicle! It's just a shame that so many of those years, Mrs. Puff had to endure SpongeBob's idiocy. : I may have been in Boating School for a long time, but at least I have the most Good Noodle stars because of it! : In other local news, Donald Trump has stated that North Korea has begun its denuclearization process, yet officials see no evidence of any such action taken by them... neat! That's your dose of current events for the day and I hope I have at least partially enlightened you as a viewer. : Who's Donald Trump? : I think it's time to announce our special guest, one of the most successful businessmen in Bikini Bottom along with the sole person responsible for half of heart disease cases in town. Please welcome, Eugene Krabs! -Krabs enters the stage- : OHMYGOSHITSMRKRABSIMYOURBIGGESTFANGBFDGFDBFDGFHSFDB : zzz : I'm glad you've come to my show, Krabs. : Anything to advertise me business! This better be good or yer fired, Mr. Squidward. : I promise, it's going to be an enriching experience for both of us. : Eating at the Krusty Krab is an enriching experience as well! In fact, for all of ye watching Mr. Squidward's program, if you come to the Krusty Krab and ask for the Squidward Chat special, you'll get a double Krabby Patty with fries and medium drink for only 3 dollars extra! : How have you been recently, Eugene? : I've been just wonderful, me lad! The past few days have been beautiful and I've been makin' more money than ever! : That's great to hear, sir- I-I mean Eugene. How has your family been treating you? : Pearl has been just as much of a sweetheart as ever, even if she can get on my nerves! Ararararar. Mother has been a pain in the neck, though, as she grounded me yesterday after I told her to [bleep] off! : At least you stood up for yourself. : I sure did! : Y'know Eugene, I may hate my job, but one thing I have always admired about you is your humble beginnings and your journey all the way to the top. Do you have any tips for me and the audience on how to achieve the same dream? : Why, I sure do! The best tip I can give for future businessmen is to tap into what the public is addicted to. I didn't earn me millionth dollar and counting just by creating a product that would taste good. The patties that SpongeBob over there flips doesn't just make me customers satisfied once. They come back for more not because they want more, but because they need more. It's the ingredients within the ingredients that me paying customers can't get enough of once they get hooked! Sure, many of them get terrible ailments from too much of me food, but what matters most to me is the money. These days, no self-respecting businessman can make very much without taking advantage of their customers, and that's the best tip I can give for ye. : ... : ... : Thanks for coming, Eugene. : Squidward Chat Special! Only three dollars extra! -Krabs exits- : Looks like we're out of time, thank you for for tuning into the first airing of Squidward Chat, with your host, yours truly! : WHOOOO! : ZZZ
  12. 14 points
    At the request of a certain flatfoot Overlord here... Here ye go laddie. (NSFKK - Not Safe For the Krusty Krew! )
  13. 14 points
    Hey, a topic with shoutouts I don't have to feel uncomfortable replying to!
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