211a. Plankton Fucks Up
Cowritten by SOF
One day, Skod decide to shit things up by plotting to make things interesting, because why not. The sky was bright blue, the scallops were chirping and the flower clouds were there for no damn purpose as always. He thunder clapped and traveled into Plankton's body by mistake.
"Oops wrong location, damn it reeks in here." The demigod just shrugged it off and warped into the Cum Bucket, with angry and violated Plankton glaring at him from below.
Plankton thought this was last straw, he told the testicle faced man that this life just wasn't for him. Day after day stealing greased up piles of grounded piles of cannibal crab meat, aka Krabby Patties (which is Bikini Bottom's lead in obesity) and maybe a dry hump from his laptop wife and Krabs himself. What did he have to look forward to in this mediocre life of his? While he was internal monologuing, Skodwarde had left 20 minutes ago. Sheldon played some sad defeat music as he buried the Cum Bucket along with his deactivated wife under the sand. (He literally buries her in there in the real ep, like wtf.) A sign that read "Gone to be a Good Guy" could be seen on the remains of his restaurant.
SpongeBob took a notice of this display as it was rather large and unneededly dramatic as Krabs was using his spongey buns to clean the glass walls of the Krusty Krab. (random skeleton fish: That's disgusting!) Out of sheer curiosity (and the Health Department chasing after them with a find of SpongeBob's previous indecent exposure) Krabs and his little twink followed Plankton all the way to Danville, USA. They watched as Plankton bought a bunch of adult pleasure shit and a fedora (damn) Plankton then arrived at some placed called Organization Without a Cool Acronym or O.W.C.A. for short. Once again intrigued, Krabs and SpongeBob followed him from closely behind.
Inside the building was a white haired man who was using a camera to record a message to someone... he also didn't have pants on but that didn't really matter at the moment. Plankton casually walked up to him and then saluted.
"Ah, Agent S! Sorry we couldn't give you the name 'Agent P' but that title is already in use by another agent of ours. Pfft 'Sheldon'.." The man started to chuckle as he looked at Plankton's résumé.
"Sheldon Plankton is really a name that should walk the PLANK, eh?" A redhead appeared from no where between the man and Plankton.
"CARL! Stop trying to enter conversations like you're all cool and wipe that froth from your face! Which reminds me under my camera again in twenty minutes!" Monogram yelled.
"Sorry Sir." The twink wiped the monojuice off his mouth and left the scene, only to be killed by SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs busting a wall down on him.
After 5 seasons of fighting and three episodes of bonus content, it was found out Plankton was a robot! (Gasp!) The real Plankton was making a giant robot dildo to destroy Skodwarde once and for all for earlier that day and just in general for annoying the shit out of him. But then SpongeBob and Krabs turned out to be robots too! (Gasp!) The real Krabs, SpongeBob and Sheldon (ppfft) were just still in Bikini Bottom. Skodwarde and the giant dildo fought for 8 seasons including 40 bonus content scenes and storyboards from its DVD. But it was too late Skodwarde was penetrated by the giant throbbing robotic thingy-a-mahbob dildo. But then Skodwarde revealed to be a robot too. (Gasp!) The real Skodwarde had made this robot to convince Plankton to cum back home, as he missed fucking around with him. Plankton agreed and they all had a salutatory gangbang with everyone, robots and Major Monogram, Carl who miraculously came back to life and the OWCA members included.
Later robots all agreed this was a mistake and violence is never the answer. So Robot Krabs, SpongeBob, Plankton and Skodwarde flew in the sun together with the giant dildo and lived a happy, healthy life as a foursome. And then the authors decided to finally put an end to this ep's madness.
Or is it...
Because this isn't really SpongeOddFan and Cha, it's Robot SpongeOddFan and Cha! gasp.