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2 hours ago, Honey-Chan♡ said:

What do you think of little Shinji-dono? He’s quite the little cute wheelchair kid. I know he thinks of you and me as his uncles, how precious is that Shinny Boo?

I think he cries too much, gotta go with Kamui on this one.  Kid is a chump.

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57 minutes ago, Honey-Chan♡ said:

Darling, someone said they didn’t like my ponytail hair?

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But no matter, I am an honorable samuari and won’t strike them necessarily

It's ok Honey, they'e been dealt with 

 

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2 hours ago, Honey-Chan♡ said:

Shinny Boo, I don't know why you say that Elizabeth doesn't like you. She writes all kinds of nice things about you to me. Just look at this for example. She clearly cared enough to make a special tea drink just for you?

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I think she should leave the room when we sleep, but hey

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"Guano-san?" Shinpachi sat down next to his friend. "I didn't know your parents brought you along to Valentine's Day." He looked kinda weird out.

"Actually Kinpachi, me and my wife are on completely different business trips. And my sons are apart of my business anyways." Ozu explained while reading a newspaper. He, Kiyoko and Otae was sitting right in front of them.

"It's Shinpachi..." He said quietly.

"HERE I AM!" Yes Man spoke so loudly, his voice's soundwaves caused people to wake up and champagne glasses to break and for Shinpachi to let out an equaling loud OI.

"Quite the romantic right here eh? Working on Valentine's Day." Gintoki commented and shook his head. He was on the row across from Guano and Shinpachi.

"As if you have anyone to be with yourself this holiday, Gintoki." Otae smiled.

"And don't you dare even fucking say who with." Ozu said, clearly talking to Gintoki.

"I was just gonna ask how that business of yours is doing, Old Timer now that you're main star and main villain joined the Gintama side of things." Gintoki slurped up a little complimentary strawberry milk carton. 

"Very well actually, I'm auctioning for new actors to replace them. Hence, my trip Okinawa. I want to get some fresh, new talent all across Japan." Ozu smiled.

"Sure sure, Lilymu's doing well. Yet has it ever even been in this fic? Now that I think of it, even Ozoom's been in a story before." Gintoki snickered, Ozu threw traveling guide book at his face.

"W-what's going on?" Kiyoko woke up stretching from her nap.

"A Sleeping Beauty..." Gintoki thought to himself. 

"OW you accidentally kicked me hard when tossing over just now, Kiyoko!" Ozu remarked to her.

"Wake me up when I get a bigger part in this story for once..." She snored back to sleep. Gintoki looked excited and enchanted as a puppy dog.

"Speaking of earlier Otae, I don't suppose you and that flat plane landing strip of a chest have any plans-" Otae grabbed Shinpachi's chair with him on it from behind her and flung it on Gintoki. The two boys laid in an uncomfortable heap.

"Wow Kagura-chan, this is so exciting. In a hour we'll already be there!" Soyo claimed, she was video chatting on her cellphone as she still sat next to that mysterious nervously sweating mustached couple. "Do you think we're gonna get Valentines from any cute boys there?"

"Pfft it'll probably just be a bunch of men who can't separate from their mothers without having a straw sticking out their apartment window to suckle on their mommy's teets at home still. All these men surrounding us in this fic are dead beats Soyo-chan, uh-huh. " Kagura pouted.

"Kagura-chan, what's this then on your neck?" She pointed to the open locket.

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"UHHH LOOK OVER THERE!" Kagura said as the Princess did looke and Kagura hastily stuffed it in her shirt.

"This isn't good Shinsuke. We're sure gonna be figured out if we don't do anything." Katsura whispered. 

"Maybe they won't figure us out, Honey. I think we should continue to lay low." Takasugi suggested.

"Well this isn't a risk for you or me I'm gonna take." Katsura got up, much to Takasugi's differing opinion.

"What'cha writing there, Jimmy?" Gonard said and Yamazaki instantly slammed shut his book, blushing intensely.

"It's nothing buddy! Nothing! Just some pen-pal stuff!" Yamazaki waved his hands back and forth rapidly.

"Well it seems like something! Come on, it's Valentine's Day, you know you can't hide anything from this Big Blue, edible or not!" Gonard opened it despite Yamazaki's detesting.

 

T̷̹̓̋̇͑͋͆̓̑͌̈̿͌͘͘A̷̡͉͈͂̃̇̌̔͗̚͠M̷̙̰̫͙̝̭͍̬̙̦̝͓̣̦͇͛͌́̏̔̽̒̀́̾́̃̇̚A̴̡̲͓̥͖̅̓́͐͑̚͠-̴͇̝̬͙͝S̵̛̰̼̜̱̤̬͔̗̖̦̥̗͕̦À̷̛͙̱̤͂͋̋̈́͆̌̉̇̓͆̾͂͝N̶̡̛͈̗̙̜͖̙͎͔̤͎̘͕͆̾̊͊͋̏̀͛̑̅̚͘͜͝͠ ̴͕͇̜͖̱͉̖̞͈̦̬͕̓̍̊T̷̮̠̠̪̮̲̝͎̖͋̓̉͑̈́͂̇̽̈̅̀̔ͅͅA̴̼͕̠̽́̇̎̎̈́͋̓̐̅̉͒͛͠͠M̶͎͍͕̩̤͎͖͍̜̪̯̯̩̙̊̐͂̒́̽̆̇́͠ͅA̴̭̤̹̟̱͇͕͇̘̱̬͓̿͜ͅ-̴̯̦̪͙̰̞̖͖̺̍͌͊̀͗̔͂̐̏̋̕͠S̴̞̺̀͗̈́̒̄̈́̉̋́͆̓͛̑̀́Ä̶̱̩͕́́̽͝N̸̺̗̺̟͔̎͌̓͝ ̵̢̫͚̬̝̻̳̙̣̋́͋͒̒T̶͉̖̱̰̠̮̬̜̟̀̊͝͝A̸̤̒̈̀̈́̑̅ͅM̴̖͍̈́̂͌̽̐̉̄͌Ḁ̷̢͕̯͍͎̙̣͍͉̪͗̿̑͜-̵̡̨̣̰̻̱̣̻̲̬͚͒̓͂̀S̶̡̢̲͍̹̻͕͙͖̬̔́̎̏͝A̴̹͍̰̪͓̻̘̮̣̜̗̯͇͋̂͊̈́͆͋͐̒͝͝͝N̷̨͍͍͎̩̙͚̔̉̌͐̀̂͋͛̇̒̋̈́̕͠͠ ̵̛̝̤̯̃͗͌̈̉̕̕͘T̴͉̭̞̞͖͍͉̩̟̏Ḁ̵͕͍̭̔̋̾́͒̆͐͒̾̕Ṃ̷̡̞̼̹̬͉̠̝̱̹͙͈͋͊̅͑̉͠͠Ȁ̷͈͎̤̜̫̯̝̦͙̠̥̓̊̆́͒̏̂̂̕̚͝͠͝-̵̧͇͉͉̙̣̜͙͓̪̈́͐͛̃͛́̋K̵̛̞̦̘̜̬̬̝͇̤̅͆̾̓̆̈́͛̀͌̑I̴̜̫͔̟̓̄̋̔͘N̸̨͓̬̠̪̬͙̈́͑͛̉̄̿̏̃̓͋̋̃̚͜ ̸̧̣͔͔̼͍͉͕̪̜͇̖̣͑͆̑̔͆̅̐̓̓̈͆̈́̀͒Ṱ̶̨̼̥̖̣͌̃͒͐̓̽̋̐̓̌A̷͖̹̽̀̓́̔Ǩ̶̺͎̤̩̣̍̇̌͌̚͝Ȧ̸̢̛̞̫̫̭̪̬̮̫̟̱͔̮̑̿͒́̓̈́̚͠͝-̶͓͖̜͕̿̊̀͗͆̑̃͗̋̕S̸͖͕̀̎͗̇̑̅̇́̄̇̾̕͝͝A̸̢̨̢̛̹̱̹̱̠͈͙͓͋̒̍̈́͆͋͑̀͛̕̕̕͝ͅN̸̼̞̬͈̰̥̹̬͌̈́̈́͠ ̶̡̩̳̖͓̖̦̮̥͎͎͍̦͂͠ͅT̷̢̠͖̣̮̺̖̲̞̝̫̮͗̽̈́͋͛͗̈́͜͝À̶͓͓̮͇͕̏͛͗M̴̖̱̞͓̒͛̎̄̎̕̚͝Ą̶̨͓̟̯̫̉̉͆̓͋̾̋͊̚-̵͔͈̜͇͖͝K̴̡̨̛̜͔̜̯̠͍̫̠͉̹͕̥͌̍ͅÌ̴̜̻̉̃̄̆̽̏̅͒̎̌̇̕͠N̷͕͋̽ ̵̡̧̥̲̖̺͎͈̣̥̎̉͑͛̌̇̔̑̏̎̓̍T̷̲̬̩̼̹̜͎̮̫͙̣̩̳̠͂͊̐ͅA̷͖͔̒̔͒̚M̷͓̪̱̹̹͖͍̙̯̳̾̈́͌͂́̏̂͂̀̍̈́́Ạ̸̡̯͇͎̾͆̀͌͐̈́-̵̧̛̯̯͈̙͚̽̋̍̕S̴̭̣̑͐́̊͌̀́̓͑͋̀̾̿͠A̵̛̺͂̀͆̀̾̕̕̕͝N̴̨̙̪̬̅ ̶̡̢̠̺̟̠̖̯͛̍̄͌͋̎̃̕͠Ţ̸̥͚̪̖̜̩̞͖̝̹̻̀̂̽̇̊́́͊͌̂͌A̵̡̨̖̫̠̦͙͙̙͈̱̝̳̓͗̎̄̐̊̂͠M̷̧̜̳̭̫͖̣͚̣̩̰͒̀͂̒͐̋͝Á̴͉̥̠͕̿͑͒̈́̋̋͜ͅ-̷̤͓̖̻̜̬̹̇͛̈́̈́̿̑͊̓͋͌͘͠K̴͖̺͎̭͉̞̗̋̽͋̔̿̀̃͑͌̆͜I̴̡̓̓̾̀̈́̏̀̓͛̾̈̚̕N̷̨̡̘̗͙̞͓̱̻̠̳̱̹͇͍̒̌̓̃̊͑̐̄͐̑̐̂

T̷̹̓̋̇͑͋͆̓̑͌̈̿͌͘͘A̷̡͉͈͂̃̇̌̔͗̚͠M̷̙̰̫͙̝̭͍̬̙̦̝͓̣̦͇͛͌́̏̔̽̒̀́̾́̃̇̚A̴̡̲͓̥͖̅̓́͐͑̚͠-̴͇̝̬͙͝S̵̛̰̼̜̱̤̬͔̗̖̦̥̗͕̦À̷̛͙̱̤͂͋̋̈́͆̌̉̇̓͆̾͂͝N̶̡̛͈̗̙̜͖̙͎͔̤͎̘͕͆̾̊͊͋̏̀͛̑̅̚͘͜͝͠ ̴͕͇̜͖̱͉̖̞͈̦̬͕̓̍̊T̷̮̠̠̪̮̲̝͎̖͋̓̉͑̈́͂̇̽̈̅̀̔ͅͅA̴̼͕̠̽́̇̎̎̈́͋̓̐̅̉͒͛͠͠M̶͎͍͕̩̤͎͖͍̜̪̯̯̩̙̊̐͂̒́̽̆̇́͠ͅA̴̭̤̹̟̱͇͕͇̘̱̬͓̿͜ͅ-̴̯̦̪͙̰̞̖͖̺̍͌͊̀͗̔͂̐̏̋̕͠S̴̞̺̀͗̈́̒̄̈́̉̋́͆̓͛̑̀́Ä̶̱̩͕́́̽͝N̸̺̗̺̟͔̎͌̓͝ ̵̢̫͚̬̝̻̳̙̣̋́͋͒̒T̶͉̖̱̰̠̮̬̜̟̀̊͝͝A̸̤̒̈̀̈́̑̅ͅM̴̖͍̈́̂͌̽̐̉̄͌Ḁ̷̢͕̯͍͎̙̣͍͉̪͗̿̑͜-̵̡̨̣̰̻̱̣̻̲̬͚͒̓͂̀S̶̡̢̲͍̹̻͕͙͖̬̔́̎̏͝A̴̹͍̰̪͓̻̘̮̣̜̗̯͇͋̂͊̈́͆͋͐̒͝͝͝N̷̨͍͍͎̩̙͚̔̉̌͐̀̂͋͛̇̒̋̈́̕͠͠ ̵̛̝̤̯̃͗͌̈̉̕̕͘T̴͉̭̞̞͖͍͉̩̟̏Ḁ̵͕͍̭̔̋̾́͒̆͐͒̾̕Ṃ̷̡̞̼̹̬͉̠̝̱̹͙͈͋͊̅͑̉͠͠Ȁ̷͈͎̤̜̫̯̝̦͙̠̥̓̊̆́͒̏̂̂̕̚͝͠͝-̵̧͇͉͉̙̣̜͙͓̪̈́͐͛̃͛́̋K̵̛̞̦̘̜̬̬̝͇̤̅͆̾̓̆̈́͛̀͌̑I̴̜̫͔̟̓̄̋̔͘N̸̨͓̬̠̪̬͙̈́͑͛̉̄̿̏̃̓͋̋̃̚͜ ̸̧̣͔͔̼͍͉͕̪̜͇̖̣͑͆̑̔͆̅̐̓̓̈͆̈́̀͒Ṱ̶̨̼̥̖̣͌̃͒͐̓̽̋̐̓̌A̷͖̹̽̀̓́̔Ǩ̶̺͎̤̩̣̍̇̌͌̚͝Ȧ̸̢̛̞̫̫̭̪̬̮̫̟̱͔̮̑̿͒́̓̈́̚͠͝-̶͓͖̜͕̿̊̀͗͆̑̃͗̋̕S̸͖͕̀̎͗̇̑̅̇́̄̇̾̕͝͝A̸̢̨̢̛̹̱̹̱̠͈͙͓͋̒̍̈́͆͋͑̀͛̕̕̕͝ͅN̸̼̞̬͈̰̥̹̬͌̈́̈́͠ ̶̡̩̳̖͓̖̦̮̥͎͎͍̦͂͠ͅT̷̢̠͖̣̮̺̖̲̞̝̫̮͗̽̈́͋͛͗̈́͜͝À̶͓͓̮͇͕̏͛͗M̴̖̱̞͓̒͛̎̄̎̕̚͝Ą̶̨͓̟̯̫̉̉͆̓͋̾̋͊̚-̵͔͈̜͇͖͝K̴̡̨̛̜͔̜̯̠͍̫̠͉̹͕̥͌̍ͅÌ̴̜̻̉̃̄̆̽̏̅͒̎̌̇̕͠N̷͕͋̽ ̵̡̧̥̲̖̺͎͈̣̥̎̉͑͛̌̇̔̑̏̎̓̍T̷̲̬̩̼̹̜͎̮̫͙̣̩̳̠͂͊̐ͅA̷͖͔̒̔͒̚M̷͓̪̱̹̹͖͍̙̯̳̾̈́͌͂́̏̂͂̀̍̈́́Ạ̸̡̯͇͎̾͆̀͌͐̈́-̵̧̛̯̯͈̙͚̽̋̍̕S̴̭̣̑͐́̊͌̀́̓͑͋̀̾̿͠A̵̛̺͂̀͆̀̾̕̕̕͝N̴̨̙̪̬̅ ̶̡̢̠̺̟̠̖̯͛̍̄͌͋̎̃̕͠Ţ̸̥͚̪̖̜̩̞͖̝̹̻̀̂̽̇̊́́͊͌̂͌A̵̡̨̖̫̠̦͙͙̙͈̱̝̳̓͗̎̄̐̊̂͠M̷̧̜̳̭̫͖̣͚̣̩̰͒̀͂̒͐̋͝Á̴͉̥̠͕̿͑͒̈́̋̋͜ͅ-̷̤͓̖̻̜̬̹̇͛̈́̈́̿̑͊̓͋͌͘͠K̴͖̺͎̭͉̞̗̋̽͋̔̿̀̃͑͌̆͜I̴̡̓̓̾̀̈́̏̀̓͛̾̈̚̕N̷̨̡̘̗͙̞͓̱̻̠̳̱̹͇͍̒̌̓̃̊͑̐̄͐̑̐̂

T̷̹̓̋̇͑͋͆̓̑͌̈̿͌͘͘A̷̡͉͈͂̃̇̌̔͗̚͠M̷̙̰̫͙̝̭͍̬̙̦̝͓̣̦͇͛͌́̏̔̽̒̀́̾́̃̇̚A̴̡̲͓̥͖̅̓́͐͑̚͠-̴͇̝̬͙͝S̵̛̰̼̜̱̤̬͔̗̖̦̥̗͕̦À̷̛͙̱̤͂͋̋̈́͆̌̉̇̓͆̾͂͝N̶̡̛͈̗̙̜͖̙͎͔̤͎̘͕͆̾̊͊͋̏̀͛̑̅̚͘͜͝͠ ̴͕͇̜͖̱͉̖̞͈̦̬͕̓̍̊T̷̮̠̠̪̮̲̝͎̖͋̓̉͑̈́͂̇̽̈̅̀̔ͅͅA̴̼͕̠̽́̇̎̎̈́͋̓̐̅̉͒͛͠͠M̶͎͍͕̩̤͎͖͍̜̪̯̯̩̙̊̐͂̒́̽̆̇́͠ͅA̴̭̤̹̟̱͇͕͇̘̱̬͓̿͜ͅ-̴̯̦̪͙̰̞̖͖̺̍͌͊̀͗̔͂̐̏̋̕͠S̴̞̺̀͗̈́̒̄̈́̉̋́͆̓͛̑̀́Ä̶̱̩͕́́̽͝N̸̺̗̺̟͔̎͌̓͝ ̵̢̫͚̬̝̻̳̙̣̋́͋͒̒T̶͉̖̱̰̠̮̬̜̟̀̊͝͝A̸̤̒̈̀̈́̑̅ͅM̴̖͍̈́̂͌̽̐̉̄͌Ḁ̷̢͕̯͍͎̙̣͍͉̪͗̿̑͜-̵̡̨̣̰̻̱̣̻̲̬͚͒̓͂̀S̶̡̢̲͍̹̻͕͙͖̬̔́̎̏͝A̴̹͍̰̪͓̻̘̮̣̜̗̯͇͋̂͊̈́͆͋͐̒͝͝͝N̷̨͍͍͎̩̙͚̔̉̌͐̀̂͋͛̇̒̋̈́̕͠͠ ̵̛̝̤̯̃͗͌̈̉̕̕͘T̴͉̭̞̞͖͍͉̩̟̏Ḁ̵͕͍̭̔̋̾́͒̆͐͒̾̕Ṃ̷̡̞̼̹̬͉̠̝̱̹͙͈͋͊̅͑̉͠͠Ȁ̷͈͎̤̜̫̯̝̦͙̠̥̓̊̆́͒̏̂̂̕̚͝͠͝-̵̧͇͉͉̙̣̜͙͓̪̈́͐͛̃͛́̋K̵̛̞̦̘̜̬̬̝͇̤̅͆̾̓̆̈́͛̀͌̑I̴̜̫͔̟̓̄̋̔͘N̸̨͓̬̠̪̬͙̈́͑͛̉̄̿̏̃̓͋̋̃̚͜ ̸̧̣͔͔̼͍͉͕̪̜͇̖̣͑͆̑̔͆̅̐̓̓̈͆̈́̀͒Ṱ̶̨̼̥̖̣͌̃͒͐̓̽̋̐̓̌A̷͖̹̽̀̓́̔Ǩ̶̺͎̤̩̣̍̇̌͌̚͝Ȧ̸̢̛̞̫̫̭̪̬̮̫̟̱͔̮̑̿͒́̓̈́̚͠͝-̶͓͖̜͕̿̊̀͗͆̑̃͗̋̕S̸͖͕̀̎͗̇̑̅̇́̄̇̾̕͝͝A̸̢̨̢̛̹̱̹̱̠͈͙͓͋̒̍̈́͆͋͑̀͛̕̕̕͝ͅN̸̼̞̬͈̰̥̹̬͌̈́̈́͠ ̶̡̩̳̖͓̖̦̮̥͎͎͍̦͂͠ͅT̷̢̠͖̣̮̺̖̲̞̝̫̮͗̽̈́͋͛͗̈́͜͝À̶͓͓̮͇͕̏͛͗M̴̖̱̞͓̒͛̎̄̎̕̚͝Ą̶̨͓̟̯̫̉̉͆̓͋̾̋͊̚-̵͔͈̜͇͖͝K̴̡̨̛̜͔̜̯̠͍̫̠͉̹͕̥͌̍ͅÌ̴̜̻̉̃̄̆̽̏̅͒̎̌̇̕͠N̷͕͋̽ ̵̡̧̥̲̖̺͎͈̣̥̎̉͑͛̌̇̔̑̏̎̓̍T̷̲̬̩̼̹̜͎̮̫͙̣̩̳̠͂͊̐ͅA̷͖͔̒̔͒̚M̷͓̪̱̹̹͖͍̙̯̳̾̈́͌͂́̏̂͂̀̍̈́́Ạ̸̡̯͇͎̾͆̀͌͐̈́-̵̧̛̯̯͈̙͚̽̋̍̕S̴̭̣̑͐́̊͌̀́̓͑͋̀̾̿͠A̵̛̺͂̀͆̀̾̕̕̕͝N̴̨̙̪̬̅ ̶̡̢̠̺̟̠̖̯͛̍̄͌͋̎̃̕͠Ţ̸̥͚̪̖̜̩̞͖̝̹̻̀̂̽̇̊́́͊͌̂͌A̵̡̨̖̫̠̦͙͙̙͈̱̝̳̓͗̎̄̐̊̂͠M̷̧̜̳̭̫͖̣͚̣̩̰͒̀͂̒͐̋͝Á̴͉̥̠͕̿͑͒̈́̋̋͜ͅ-̷̤͓̖̻̜̬̹̇͛̈́̈́̿̑͊̓͋͌͘͠K̴͖̺͎̭͉̞̗̋̽͋̔̿̀̃͑͌̆͜I̴̡̓̓̾̀̈́̏̀̓͛̾̈̚̕N̷̨̡̘̗͙̞͓̱̻̠̳̱̹͇͍̒̌̓̃̊͑̐̄͐̑̐̂

 


"...." Dark face Gonard got up and changed seats.

"OI! Don't make me out like the weird one here, Gonard!" Yamazaki barked out. As Gonard sat down, the flight attendant lady walked up in her high heels.

"Would you like some complimentary drinks, sir?" She asked Hijikata.

"No thanks, I'm good. Say you look familiar, have we met?" Hijikata asked and took a cig puff.

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"Nope! Not at all. Never in my life. And oh sir, it's on the house! It's no problem at all!" Flight Attendant Zurako insisted.

"God he is so gorgeous." Shinsuke said with his hands on his face and marveled at his husband from the other side of the plane.

"I told you I'm good." Hijikata got slightly irritated. 

"I'll take his drink then." The Shogun said and his menservants handed him it.

"W-wait! That's for.." Zurako looked shocked. The Shogun instantly was knocked out cold and spat out a good amount of blood.

"SHOGUN!" Several of the Shinsen and other members spoke out.

"SHINNY!" Zurako yelled.

"I thought I grabbed the sleeping powder, not the poisonous stuff! I'M SORRY KATSURA! I'M NEW AT THIS SEMI-GOOD GUY STUFF!" Takasugi said emotionally.

"Katsura!?" Sougo's eyes open wide from his slumber. He pulled out his lucky bazooka he always stored on him.

"Oops..." Shinsuke said as his mustache disguise fell off.

"KATTSUURRRAAA! TAKASUUUGIII!" Sougo yelled out.

"QUICKLY!" Zurako said. Several bazooka strikes and swords went flying through the air as the couple ran.

"Honey do you think this is... WAAAHHH!"

Zurako had grabbed his hand and jumped off the plane with him.

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"HOHOHO! Nobody makes the worst of Takazura!" Zurako declared.

"Did you just think of that combined word of our names just now, Honey-chan?" Takasugi smiled, clinging onto her dress for his dear midget life.

"Aheh, why yes I did, Shinny Boo." Zurako said all cutesy.

"Is that..." Shinpachi looked at Hijikata, he had scissors in his hand. Shinpachi then heard the screams of two people outside the plane, as if their parachute cords had been cut apart.

"OI, you Mimawarigumis gonna help us next time we have a terrorist attack?!” Hijikata yelled at them.

"What huh? Did you notice terrorists sneaking on board, Nobume?" Isaburo asked looking up from his flip phone.

"I was too into the frosted moment... I thought I'd never come back to reality." She said, examining her sticky pon de ring hands.

"Why are they even here..." Hijikata though to himself as he went back to his seat along with the rest of the gang.

"I could have sworn those mustache disguises would have worked for them. They were guaranteed at Party City's dollar bin." Isaburo told Nobume.

"...What?" Kondo had been walking by their aisle from exiting the restroom.

"He said you have some dirty toilet paper on the back of your shoe, Gorilla." Nobume chimed in.

"EEEEHHH!?!" Kondo ran back into the bathroom and slammed it close.

"I..." Shinpachi looked mortified as he sat back into his seat next to Guano who comforted him. "They.. just fell to their deaths...just like that.."

"OI, flight attendant, how do I turn on this damn movie?" Bored Gintoki said slouching back and repeatedly tapping the help button. "Er? Where did she go."

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Several of the characters came out of a large tourist bus and arrived at Okinawa Shores Resort's parking lot. They begun talking among themselves.

"Rest assure Shinsengumi, with us Elites here, it is our main mission in life to guard the Shogun and the princess. You duties here are relieved." Isaburo said looking at his phone. He pulled out his pocket another one and handed it to a nearby Gintoki. "Please, this time don't lose it, email buddy."

Gintoki while looking at him tossed the phone over his shoulder and it hit Yamazaki in his face, causing his eye to welt up in pain. Yamazaki had already was given the duty to suck all the poison out of the Shogun's mouth, so he was having a long day.

"The Princess specifically asked for us too, Isaburo." Kondo commented as Isaburo finished up his text.

"That may be true, Chief Kondo, but whose email buddy is she really?" Isaburo held out a text with "I Love Mimawari" written all over it.

"Isaburo, did you want me to forward more fake mess-" Nobume simply walked out of the police circle.

"Hijikata-san, are you sure these are the right directions to Okinawa Shores?" Sougo walked up to the cops after the awkwardness of above was settled.

"Of course I'm sure Sougo. It's the only hotel here within a hundred mile rad-" They all entered inside of it.

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"WHAT THE HELL..." The police men thought.

"Oi, there's no way we have to ALL share a hotel together. What is this..." Gintoki looked up at the scary sight. "AAAAH, WHAT IS THIS?! OI.. WH-WHERE NOT STAYING THERE ARE WE?!"

"There's no way I'm going more in there! It's so frightening-" Before Guano could finish his statement, Yes Man hoisted him over his shoulder and merrily went into the hallways. Guano's screams could be heard from the inside as everyone else looked panic stricken. 

"GUAANOOOoOOOO YEEESSS MAAAAN!" Frightened Kiyoko yelled out.

"I know Pr- Kiyoko-sama, we're all worried for your children." Gintoki was about to place a hand on her but Ozu kicked him in the face.

"Wow! How did they know I loved house of horrors? This will be quite the fun experience, eh little sister?" Shogun said to her and she smiled and nodded.

"This is so cool!" Kagura smiled and took a million pictures and selfies.

"Little does the Shogun know it's an actual house of horrors..." Kondo, Hijikata and Isaburo said frightened in their heads.

The gang made their way inside, several of them regretting it though. Inside an eerily dimmed hallway lead them to the lobby, which was as dark as where they started. They noticed there wasn't any staff there at all or even other hotel residents, making them even more uncomfortable.

"TH-THIS ISN'T THE HALLOWEEN ARC. THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE THE VALENTINE'S DAY ONE! R-R-RIGHT, SHINPACHI-KUN?!" Gintoki looked for some straight man sense. "Sh...Shinpach..NO. WHERE DID HE GO!?"

"Calm down Gin-san, I was just getting a snack from the vending machine. It's not like things are too scary around here, anyways." He unwrapped his Kelp Nougat Crunch. 

"How about a cookie instead?" Smiling Shouyou came up behind him, causing scared Shinpachi to jump into Gintoki's arms. Shouyou just chuckled and patted Shinpachi on his shaking back. 

"Oh boy.. please don't tell me we're actually gonna be sleeping in this freak show hotel, Senpai." Matako pulled into the building with her Flaming Feminism merchandise. Behind her were Takechi and mohawk Elizabeth also dressed up.

"Sorry Matako, but it was the only place where our manager could book a room. Besides this gig is very important for us if we want to start playing in concerts, especially ones outside of Edo." Bansai tuned his guitar. 

"Where are the Takasugis? I didn't see them get off the airplane." Takechi asked with his dreadlocks.

Cue a flashback scene where the four of them were sleeping away with headphones over their ears as Katsura and Shinsuke were scrambling from the Shinsengumi to jump outside the plane.

"Probably doing some stupid romantic thing for Valentine's Day..." Matako scrunched her nose and tightly crossed her arms.

-Jealously is a disease you know.- Elizabeth signed.

"OH WHO ASKED YOU ANYWAYS YOU BIG DUCK." Matako looked pissed.

"Now now girls. Let's keep this civil. First thing on our agenda is to figure where the Shoyo and her little friend's room is gonna-" Takechi was beat up by Matako and Elizabeth as Bansai sighed.

Finally someone besides the gang entered into the lobby, a worker of sorts. He stood behind the counter.

"Hello, it is me. Supercodplayer1995 who is not in some weird alternative universe or timeline and welcome to my humble hotel abode. Now you may be asking: Raj, why did you get a job as hotel clerk at Okinawa Shores? Why are you spending Valen's time, your most favoritest holiday in this spoopy place? Well let me tell you.... THERE'S A CONSPIRACY HERE! I JUST KNOW IT!"

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Everyone wasn't paying attention him at all. "HEY!" 

"Room for two more... please..." A round purple alien said, his royal adviser just barely holding all his luggage.  

"You are right, small and angry Earthling. There is a strange creature here, I've been searching for it for a while now." Prince Hata said scratching his face. "Although I'm not exactly sure what it looks like, I've heard many rumors about it here lately."

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SMALL AND ANGRY??!?!?"  Raj yelled out. 

"If you want, with my help we can finally locate this creature, since you seem of interest too." Prince Hata replied, Jii just barely being able to carry all his luggage with shaking legs.

"No goddamn way! I don't work with no PURPLE MIDGETS!" Raj barked.

Bansai and Guano took offense when overhearing this comment but went about their ways.

"It is the love and the peace thing to do friend." Prince Hata did a heart and peace sign symbols.

"He is totally gonna screw you over the first chance he gets." Jii commented, gesturing his shoulder to the Hata. Prince Hata kicked his leg, making the avalanche of bags fall on the old man.

"Hey guys, I don't think this hotel is that bad!" Yoshi told the gang, he entered one of the hallways with his luggage.

"What. Where did that mysterious short blonde haired man come from and how did he even get here? I thought he died several times." Ozu said scratching his head.

Seconds later, his bloody decapitated head was thrown back into the lobby's floor as everyone started yelling and screaming, well except Sensei. 

"I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE!!" Gintoki made a bolt to the door but tripped on a rusty nail and fell on his face.

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"Tssst OW!" Umibozu was holding up Kamui with his umbrella, throwing swings and kicks at him but it didn't phase the man. "LET...ME....GO.... BALDY BASTARD HA!" He threw more violent punches but missed.

"Now tell me what are you three doing sneaking around on this island?" Umibozu stared at him. Abuto and No Man just sweatdropping next to the beast slayer. The four were right outside the shores of Okinawa.

"Why don't you tell me why you're so invested into what we're doing, OLD man. HA!" Kamui laughed.

"I asked you first." Umibozu smirked, holding his kid up higher.

"Well uh.." Abuto scratched his face.

"We're trying to black market off a rare flower-" No Man's mouth was clasped over by Abuto's hand.

"SSHHH NO DICK! GOD DAMMIT!" Kamui raged up. "You're getting a salary cut for sure now!"

"Rare flower you say? You three know better then to do poach off things that don't belong to you. And doesn't that sound like quite the mild, dainty job for some big bad pirates? Flower hunting?" Umibozu shook his head and chuckled.

"WE'RE PIRATES! IT'S WHAT WE DO! WE TAKE! AND YOU JUST WANTED SCREEN TIME!" Smiling Kamui finally escaped. He pounced on the bald man and held back his fist and was about to let him have it. But Umibozu noticed something not right just that not far away from him. He rubbed his eyes to make sure he wasn't seeing double.

 

"H...H.....H... HASEGAWAAAA... TWO HASEGAWAS?!" Umibozu broke free of his son and ran up to them.

"Oh fucking geez.." Gendo sighed out.

"Is this one of the guys whose ass you have to save all the time?" Hasegawa whispered.

"HEY I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET YOU BALD SON OF A BITCH!" Kamui yelled out smiling.

"Papi says what?" Umibozu turned around to him.

"What do you mean by Papi- OH SHIT. OH FUCK..WHAT DID I JUST DO...WHAT DID .I JUST CALLED YOU...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Kamui fell to his knees with his hands in his hair. Umibozu laughed but Abuto and No Man tried very hard to conceal theirs.

"Come on Chief aheh, we still got to find that flower. It's worth a fortune." Abuto tried to keep a straight face as picked up the front part of his captain while No Man picked up his legs. Grinning Kamui was violently pounding and kicking them both.

"I can't believe Umibozu almost figured it out, then everyone else would definitely learn about it, dogs." No Man remarked. He had a bunch of bruises on him from his chief's constant kicking.

"Well, it would have gotten out anyway eventually.. 'A  few years ago a rumor spread about an Amanto type of wild flower that was left aside from some foreigner's vacation trip. The legend says, those who come in contact with this flower will fall madly in love with the first person they see. Abuto quoted and then chuckled. "Still sounds like some silly childhood fairy tale."

"It's also known to be incurable and very contagious, I've heard." No Man said.

"Yes No Prick, thanks for explaining that vital piece of information to the audience at home. What would we do without you." Kamui was then dropped on his knees by him. "That's why I had 4th Ranked Officer to retrieve to physically pick it up when we find it!" Kamui realized his transceiver had been on. 4th looked at him with an angry face and signed out. "Oh come on 4th Asshole! It's not like you were going that far with your current relationship! Ha!"

Among the bushes, two spies had been listening.

"Jimmy, do you think we should have really split up from the hotel gang when they entered the hotel? I haven't heard anything back from Green Boss Man or the Gorilla!" Gonard whispered.

"As spies Big Blue, our main properity is to make sure this island is safe enough for the Shogun to vacation in." Yamazaki said using Gonard's binoculars. "This is big Gonard, this flower could pose a threat if in the wrong hands."

"Yeah, like imagine it in those umbrella guys hands!" Gonard said and then Yamazaki felt sick to his stomach.

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Sakamoto was chilling out on the sandy beaches. He had arrived there on his ship earlier and was now soaking in some big rays while drinking down a mango smoothie.

"Tatsuma?!" A skeleton said from a distance.

"Bonestein!" He ran up to him and gave a cool handshake. "What are doing here, my bag of bones? Ahahaha!"

"Well I'm actually a chief in the Heroes Association now and I was assigned here to do some work." Skele rubbed the back of his skull.

"Wow! How'd you score that big job?" Sakamoto smiled big.

"They knew I was a long time veteran of the Skeleton War and wanted some of my tactical knowledge in their organization. The rest was easy." He explained.

"Wow, my buddy Bonestein finally landing a job after searching for so long!" Sakamoto gave him a hearty pat on the spine.

“Tatsuma, do you have any idea where Gintoki, Shinsuke or Katsura are? I want to give them the big news and heard they were vacationing here this week." Skele asked.

“I don’t know! I didn't even know they were here! Where are my Lieutenant Simon and Mutsu either?! AHAH AHAH AHAHAHAHA!” He felt a gun at his head.

“You have seven seconds to stop laughing..” Mutsu said behind him, Mikey looked worried but wouldn’t dare tell her to stop. He wanted to keep his head in tact.

“I better use up all those seven seconds then! AHAH HAHA HAHAHAAH-“ He was shot. “W-WHAT HAPPENED TO HAVING 7 SECONDS?!” 

“M-Mustu-san! Simon! Do you know guys where our other Joui pals are?” Skele wondered. He saw her holding up her gun and he shuttered back. But she was merely putting it back in her holster. Skele sighed out in relief. 

“Not that I know of.” Mikey said and shrugged as did Mutsu. “Chillax bag of bones, this is our vacation though, amirite?” 

“Yeah! And at least we can get some of those fru-fru umbrella drinks! Right?!” Sakamoto said.

Mutsu narrowed her eyes as Sakamoto laid on the sand right below her. She picked him up by the ascot of his shirt and picked up Mikey too.

“Sakamoto-san...Lieutenant Simon...We have a business deal here, remember the whole purpose of coming here..?” She looked at them.

“Oh c’mon we were just kidding Mutsu! Lighten up a little, eh?” Sakamoto smirked.

“Yeah! We’re not purposefully trying to outdumb each other! It just happens naturallly that way!” Mikey claimed.

Sakamoto grabbed his ascot to be let go of and she dropped them to their feet. 

“So what’s this trading deal you guys have?” Skele wondered as they were all walking together.

“Of top secret and classfied information.” Mutsu said seriously.

“Is that your way of telling us you just don’t like us regular folk?” Skele laughed but she didn’t break free of her straight face.” O-oh I’m sorry..” 

“Hey Mutsu! You shoot me for saying things like that but didn’t shoot Bonestein? What, you have a little thing for my Joui buddy? Ahahaha!” Sakamoto was then shot several more times. As this was happening barely, just barely Mikey saw a hint of blush on her face. 

“Oh lord.. she actually does.. and you just accidentally hit a soft spot on her, Captain....” Mikey thought to himself as he watched in pain. The yato was still shooting him up. Lieutenant Mikey saluted his boss off as did Skele.

“WHY ARE YOU TWO JUST STANDING THERE AND SALUTING?! HELP ME!” Sakamoto yelled out.

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"This is a horrible mess..." Hijikata thought to himself. Several of the characters surrounding him had ran out of the hotel or had been enclosed in fear. The only ones left were Ozu and his family, feeble positioned Gintoki and Shinpachi. The Shogun and Shoyo (and Kagura) had been lead out of the unsafe creepy environment and were given credit cards/maximum sercuity to spend some time away with each other in town.

"Chief, Vice-Chief! Yamazaki and Gonard have just come back with word about a possible other threat." Tetsu came in a huff and puff in all his cherry boy glory.

"What do you mean, Tetsu?" Kondo asked.

"It's something about a flower.. some kind of potential powerful Amanto virus holder." He continued to talk to the Chief but something else had caught Vice-Chief Hijikata's mind.

"Toshi?" A voice said, Hijikata looked behind him.

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"Steve! Joe!.. Oh uh.. Kondo I'm gonna be away for a bit. But alert me if needed." Hijikata gave the brothers big bear hugs.

"But Toshi! This is impor-" But Hijikata was too busy gushing over his friends.

"What are you two doing in Japan?" Hijikata smiled. 

"Well I'm studying abroad in some detective manga to take classes Steve as did. It's a lot cheaper than going out and doing it in our world." Joe shrugged. "Guess I'm following in my big brother's footsteps." He chuckled and then added, whispering to Hijikata. "Except for the whole Otaku with so many manga part."

"Well haha, I'm not an Otaku, little brother. Anyways, didn't you hear, about this creepy hotel and all the horrifying surrounding it lately, Toshi? Me and my prodigy, Joe were assigned to figure out this mission." Steve explained.

"My first mission!" Joe took out a machine gun, much to Steve and Joe's fear. 

"Horrifying stories?" Hijikata said surprised. Him, Steve and Joe started to walk down the hallways but took caution.

"Supposedly there's a legend about some kind of monster here. Ol' Willy told me he heard the story through some teenagers while in the waiting room to have his blood sugar levels tested. As it says, it's some really tall man in a suit and a blank face who creeps up on you and takes you out.. Just gives me the creeps thinking about it." Joe shuddered.

"But this urban legend is in YOUR world, right?" Hijikata asked but they were silent. He then leaned in closer to them and whispered. "How could this creature live in our comic book world?"

"W-Well you guys do have the internet... Maybe it came through your computers like some kind of monster?" Steve fished around, sweating.

"I feel like you're just making that up because you two don't have or want to share the answer." Hijikata said. The brothers whistled and looked in the opposite directions.

"It's been a case for a while now in our world, Tosh." Joe got a lollipop from his pocket and played cool with it as if was like Hijikata's cigarette.

"Wait. Why would a detective case be taking place in your own comic book... Steve..?" Hijikata looked even more confused.

"I... Uh..." Steve said.

"Tell Toshi the truth! Tell Toshi the truth!" The kid audience encouraged, Hijikata was a little alarmed at hearing these voices but exhaled.

"WE ACCIDENTALLY UNLEASHED THIS MONSTER!" Joe burst out, his echoes raging the hallways.

"We?!" Steve defended.

"Okay me.. but it was because it was dark and I wanted a scary story to share to Brimley the next day! But you read it too ya know, big brother." Joe stuck his raspberry lollipop at him.

"Fine. We both did it and we're not proud." Steve and him hung their heads low.

"I TOLD YOU A MONSTA LIVES AROUND HERE! YOU ANIME AND OTAKUS SHOULD LISTEN TO ME NEXT TIME!" Raj could be heard yelling from all the way in the clerks department. The trio just sweat dropped.

"I'm not an otaku.." Steve smiled and shook his head.

"Say Toshi, would you like to join in on us detectives?" Joe asked. "I brought the heavy heavy artillery!" Joe slug a shotgun over his shoulder and cocked it. He then proceeded to take several more out and put over his shoulder. Steve and Toshi looked in somewhat fear. Steve then leaned into Hijikata.

"Between you and me, Toshi. I love my little brother, I really do. And he tries his best at this work, he really does but he still has a longs way to go with this level of clue finding." Steve whispered.

"Oh... Joe... why don't you be on stand by here in case the monster comes around here?" Hijikata rubbed the back of his head awkwardly.

"Sure thing, Toshi, Otaku." Joe joked.

"Otaku! Otaku!" The audience cheered.

"I'M NOT AN OTAKU!" Steve yelled out now, causing the audience to gasp. He clasped his hand over his mouth in shock.

"Ohh, you rarely raise your voice like that Steve. I was just kidding big bro." Joe chuckled. "Sure, I'll hold down the fort. Me and the audience were about to have a long discussion debate on some Netflix series anyways."

"Okay, but please don't teach the audience any more bad words or inappropriate shows." Steve said and Joe chuckled. Him and Hijikata walked away.

"Now, which of you audience members likes Black Mirror?"

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Hijikata and Steve sighed out at him and they went deeper into the hallways. The second he saw them disappear, his smiled disappeared and he pulled out his phone and dialed out a number hastily.

"Hey Wilford... yeah this is Joe. It's all in motion. No don't worry, Steve doesn't know...He'll never know. I promise." He smirked "..That I accidentally split cider on his newest manga issue while we were playing cards the other day."

"GODDAMMIT JOE!" A voice could be heard through the hallway.

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Say Jimmy, what were we doing here again? And why is green boss man on the cover of that video?” Gonard said. Him and Yamazaki were in the jungle, staking out a waterfall at night time.

“Well supposedly the Takasugi terrorists fell here in their crash.” Yamazaki adjusted his wig.

“Wow! How did you know that?!” Gonard said in awe.

“I just saw a big track of broken down trees and a duck parachute full of blood.” Yamazaki answered.

“Incredible, Jimmy. Simply amazing.” Gonard adjusted his own wig.

“Say Jimmy, why are we wearing wigs again?” Yamazaki cleared his throat.

“Gonard,

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To catch your prey, you must appear to them as THEIR prey, in a sense.” Yamazaki handed Gonard a itsy bitsy teeny weeny polka dot bikini but it tore over his big muscles. "And this isn't my first time spying over Takasugi Kotarou nor it isn't our first time dealing with Takasugi Shinsuke together. So we must be very diligent in capturing the both of them with our experiences."

"Are you sure the readers will even remember that fight from that long ago?" Gonard asked as Yamazaki let out a sigh. The two disguised men walked out of the bushes.

“Heeey! We were wonderin’ if we can spend some time with you hunky boys for a late night swim!” Yamazaki said in a falsetto and giggled, looking around for the criminal scum. 

“Yeeeah who wants a ride on these babies?” Gonard kissed his muscles. They kept walking until they came up to a big waterfall. 

“OH LORD.” Yamazaki said. He saw the criminal couple was skinny dipping behind the waterfall.

Seeing them Katsura reached for his kimono to put back on and grabbed Gonard by the shirt to hoist “her” off the ground. He stabbed Gonard's shirt with his katana against the moss wall of the waterfall.

“What gives you two the right to interrupt our Valentine’s Day? What kind of man do you take me for?! Some kind of two-timer you big blue woman?! ” Katsura shouted.

“Hey... calm down Honey.” Takasugi awkwardly put back on his clothes. He then whispered to his husband.” We’re trying to lay low, remember?” 

“Do you take me for somekind of reversed housewife, with me as the cheating house husband?!” Katsura questioned scared Gonard.

“We never said you were into that... Where did that even come from?!” Yamazaki said.

“Please! I just wanted to be good at my job!” Gonard cried, his itsy bitsy bikini getting more torn up.

“I’m a man of honor! I’m dedicated to Shinny Boo now! For now on...

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“OI THIS GUY’S PROBLEM ISN’T EVEN WITH US TO BEGIN WITH!” Yamazaki straight man once again.

“I don’t know what you mean by roleplaying, but I use to roleplay as a evil villian on a tv seires!” Gonard chimed in.

“Not that kind of roleplay GONARD! And you should stop talking about your personal life before you blow our cover!” Yamazaki thought to himself.

“Now now dear. These ladies were just playing with us right?” Takasugi looked to them for help and they nodded. Katsura dropped the big blue oaf. "Yeah okay hmm...One second alone please, okay girls?” He turned to Katsura alone. “Katsura, you know these two are clearly cops right?” 

“Eh? That can’t be! My cousin Yammy-dono wouldn’t lie to me about being a cop!”

“Zura.. she’s.. HE’S not your...”

“Zura janai, Katsura da.”

“You know what, nevermind. How about we go get some ice cream back in town, alright? Eh?” Takasugi smiled and lovingly caressed Zura’s cheek. Takasugi then picked up a nearby bright shining purple flower and put it in his hair.

“Fine but I don’t trust those two.. they were giving you some kind of cutesy eye..” Katsura gave the undercover spies a dirty look. “YOU HEAR THAT?! He’s only into women who still have their ‘noble men’ still attached to them!” The police officers then rolled their eyes. Until Yamazaki noticed something and nudged Gonard, that purple flower was unlike anything the either of them have seen before, it was magnificent. Could it be possible it was the virus flower?

“W-wait! What about that flower in your hair?!” Yamazaki panicked.

“First you guys ruin our time, now you want my husband’s flower I just gave him?” Takasugi shook his head and placed his arm over his Zura’s shoulders, walking off. Katsura turned his head to them and blew a raspberry like a true honorable gentleman.

“Now what, Chief of Inspecting?” Gonard smiled.

“I’m working on that buddy.” Yamazaki groaned and sighed.

"Jimmy, I feel funny...." 

"GONARD! I JUST REALIZED! WE MIGHT HAVE BEEN INFECTED!  J-Just don’t open your eyes again! Maybe you weren't actually hurt..Okay Gonard? We got to get back in town before they do and get everyone else sick!" 

“What? Hey Jimmy! That tree over there... is kind of beautiful right? It’s not just me right?” Gonard squinted at it.

“G-GONARD!!!!” Still eyes closed Yamazaki grabbed his hand and ran off. 

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"Shinsuke?! Shinsuke's Husband?!" Kamui smiled big but instantly saw the flower and closed his eyes. He punched Abuto and No Man in the head to close theirs too.

"Kamui, what are you doing here in the middle of the night. And why are you three closing your eyes around us." Takasugi squinted his eye.

"We were working here to find that flower Katsura is wearing right now." Abuto told them.

"Why?" Katsura asked.

"I-It's a highly contagious Amanto plant that the second you look at its shining purple colors, it makes you fall romantically in love with the first person you see." Abuto explained, sweating from the stress of it all.

"Awwwwww" Takasugi and Katsura smiled at each other.

"WELL IT'S NOT AWWW FOR ME!" Kamui yelled. "Unlike you two mild terrorists this Chief has a long life of ravaging piracy ahead and chow and I can't let anyone get in the way of that. HA!" 

"Isn't Chief like one of those abstinent people you hear on TV always?" No Man whispered to Abuto and was met with a painful foot crush by his captain.

"And proud of it, Short Dick! Now Shinsukes, can you just give us the flower, please?" Kamui smiled.

"I guess so, if you don't mind Honey." Takasugi asked him.

"Well it is an Amanto plant, the last thing I would want it is in my hair. No matter how pretty it is." Katsura tilted his head to the side for Takasugi to take it out.

"You weren't infected by the flower then, dogs?" No Man wondered as Takasugi handed Kamui the flower.

"Those two are already conjoined at the hip Short Man, I don't think a flower's magical power is gonna change that." Abuto added as the lovebirds smirked.

"Well we would love to stay and chat, yatos but-" Takasugi looked to his left.

"KAATTTSURRRAAA! TAKASUUUUGIIII!" Sougo yelled aiming a missile at the five's direction.

"Gotta go!" Katsura threw a smoke bomb as he made a noble laugh and the couple were gone instantly.

Actually they were a few feet away behind a rock but the yatos still had their eyes closed so they didn't know that part.

"Do you think they'll think we're uncool if they saw we were still right here, Shinny Boo?" Katsura whispered to his husband.

"No they don't know how we do it, baby." Takasugi told him.

"Well that was a good visit!" Kamui said and brushed himself off. "Come on boys let's get back to our shi-" The flower was swiped away out of the yato's hand by a flash of light.

"I GOT IT!" Zenzou claimed.

"W-what was..." No Man tried to open his eyes but Kamui kicked his leg. "HOW DID YOU KNOW I OPENED THEM?!"

"Now No Man. I'm gonna teach you a valuable lesson as a fellow yato." He smiled. "You gotta be able to find your pray, using only your other senses!" Kamui leaped and climbed up a palm tree to where Zenzou was running. Abuto joining close behind and No Man who struggled climbing with his eyes closed.

"Yare, yare Chief. Your eyes closed most of the time anyways.This is a breeze for you at least." Abuto scoffed, climbing up. 

"Wow, if only I could see this valuable lesson." No Man said in awe, a coconut hit his head.

Kamui grabbed the ninja's leg and flung him to the ground in one swipe. But Zenzou hastily got up and started running again.

"Oh you can't hide from a yato forever!" Kamui chuckled. The ninja moved so fast he could barely hear him, but he could sense and smell him. Kamui tried running as fast as him but couldn't completely keep up.

"What's wrong Amanto? Can't keep up?" Zenzou smirked.

"The only thing I need to keep up on is my Slurp punch card's freebies. Now Abuto!" Kamui ordered. With the moonlight shining on him, Abuto jumped from on top of the palm tree to right in front of Zenzou. He lifted up the ninja's hair in his eyes and made him stare at the plant. Abuto then grabbed the flower and rushingly zoomed out of the way. 

"That rock in the ocean over there... it's so beautiful.." Zenzou ran to it, admiring it and blushing. "I know some people think deformed rocks are ugly, but I like the uglies." He hugged it tightly.

"What the...?" No Man said confused. "Yo..what did I just hear happen, Kamui?"

"Rule number one, No Man! No peeking!" Kamui kicked him in the crotch and he fell to the sandy floor.

"OW! I DIDN'T EVEN OPEN MY EYES THIS TIME!" No Man screeched in pain.

"That's for calling your Chief by his name!" Kamui joked. "This flower, it has strange powers you know, boys? One look and you're instantly in love with the first thing you see. Crazy isn't it?"

"What's crazy is we're gonna have to walk all the way to the ship with our eyes closed." Abuto added.

Within seconds the flower was swiped away again by someone else. 

"HEY!" Kamui said. The trio tried to lash out at it again but were entangled by disgusting natto.

"Now, to give this beautiful flower to my lovely Gin-san!" Sacchan gushed as she ran with it. Keeping her eyes closed because she saw what happened with her comrade Zenzou. 

"I thought you said we were going to pawn it off for money, Ayame." A fellow ninja with rather voluptuous hips said to her as he ran by her side.

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"Yeah yeah yeah. We will, hold your big hips... of course...AFTER I GIVE IT TO GIN-SAN!" She squeed.

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The yato trio broke free of their natto prison. Kamui ran much ahead of them on the beach.

"Oh boy.. he's pretty ticked off now." Abuto said.

"FREE! I'M FREE FROM THAT HELL!" Gintoki crawled out of the hotel on his knees and arms over-dramatically. He raised his head to an even more scary sight as it saw him and stopped running.

"I know that familiar smell from anywhere." Kamui opened his eyes. "Samuari Gintoki..... you're alone for once..." Kamui gave out an evil grin and narrowed his eyes. Gintoki slowly got to his feet and reached by his side to pull out his wooden katana blade.

"Kamui..." He positioned himself, was he really gonna battle it out right here finally with this man after so many episodes of build up? 

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"Eh..?" Gintoki said confused.

Kamui looked away after this blush, catching Gintoki completely by surprise. "What the fuck was that feeling..." Kamui thought to himself. His heart was racing and his palms were sweating. But not in the usual fighting warrior's way. His entire life he had never felt this rush of cautiousness but also yearning.  

"What the..? What are you doing?" Gintoki said awkwardly, he got a better grip on his katana.

"S-S-Samurai... PREPARE TO FIGHT!" Kamui went in for the kick to his head as Gintoki was not paying attention in this confusion but something in the red head's body stopped him from making that hit. "W-WHY CAN'T I FIGHT?!" Kamui try to kick him but fell back on his back and into the sand instead.

"GIN-SAAAAAN!" Sacchan said from above a palm tree with Speed-o-Sonic next to her. "Look at what I got you! You are mine forever my lover!"

"WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU IDIOT?" Gintoki looked up at the shining purple flower and rubbed his eyes from the light. He then turned to Kamui.

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"Say why is your face so red, Samurai Gintoki?" Kamui smiled. "Did I cut it up already and not know of it?"

 "Eh.. you know it's... probably just the thick air around here.. Kamui.." Gintoki to play it off cool. "Say why is your face so red yourself, Idiot brother? That beautiful, white silk yato skin can't handle some rays of sunshine?"

"What did you say?" Kamui asked.

"I said yato skin." He replied.

"W-WHAT?! YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH ME GIN-SAN!" Sacchan screamed, Sonic covered his poor ears.

"Samurai... this is all of a sudden but.. do you just want to skip this battle and maybe get something to eat? I-I can pay for it! I got the money from my Harusame job from last Tuesdays paycheck from this one job we did on Kelsa 12...and I.. oh boy... Abuto always says I rant.. haha.. That old man you know?" Kamui tried laughing it off, much to his visible failure.

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"Whatever I guess. It's getting too late to fight and you smell like disgusting red cherry dye anyways... my Prince   Kamui." Gintoki tried chuckling himself but it came out all forced. They awkwardly put their hands on each other's backs and gave a pat. Both very much enjoying that action.

"I didn't know this dashingly handsome  Samurai was into men..." Kamui thought to himself.

"I didn't know this stupid gorgeous  Prince redhead was into men OR women..." Gintoki thought as well.

"Chief? Where did he wonder off to?" Abuto said as him and No Man walked up to the scene. They both saw their Chief and Gintoki walking hand in hand, skipping about to a pink car.

"GIN-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!" Sacchan cried.

"H-HE WAS INFECTED AFTER ALL! IF WE CONTINUE TO LET THIS HAPPEN TO CHIEF, HE’LL FOR SURE KILL US- .... No Man... did you always have that glimmer in your eyes...?" Abuto wondered.

"NO DOG NOOOOO! YOU'VE BEEN INFECTED TOO! WE MUST HAVE ACCIDENTALLY SEEN THE FLOW-.... And that depends.. did you have that one in YOUR eyes?” He swung around the big man and dipped him.

“N-No-No....” Abuto blushed.

No Man put a sticky finger to his mouth.  "Yes.” He whispered with loving eyes.

"Abuto..?" Skele in the distance walking with Sakamoto and the others saw No Man holding him passionately. "Oh no this isn't good timing.. Hero Association were suppose to be coming here soon to protect the Shogun from "it" in this Okinawa Shores hotel." Skele ran to his friends. "That's the whole purpose of me being here!"

"It?" Mutsu asked.

"We're not sure either, but it somehow has a long tied history to that hotel there." Skele explained.

"Why can't the police do it, isn't that their job?" Sakamoto laughed as him and Mutsu/Mikey joined up to him.

"No, this creature is a lot more powerful then even the police can handle.." Skele looked to the ground. He then saw it trembling. "They're here.." Skele looked up again to see a mass crowd of superheroes.

"I HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD REASON INVITING S-CLASS HEROES TO SOMETHING AS UNTRIVIAL AS THIS, BAG OF BONES."

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"It's not just the hideous creature thing in the hotel we're having trouble with now, Tatsumaki." Skele explained once he realized No Man and Abuto had been infected.

"TORANDO! You will by no means call me by my real name while we're working as heroes, you walking stick man!" She yelled out, causing Saitama to cover his ears.

"Is that the..." Bang looked up at Sacchan's flower but then away and sweated. "The Purple Heart of Venus?"

"You know that flower, Bang?" Skele wondered. "I had researched it a while ago, in hopes it could put an end to the Skeleton War when I was still stationed in it."

"I've been infected..." Bang said soberly. 

"What?!" Torando spoke out.

"It's from a distant planet, it controls all your emotions and your mind and makes you fall in love with the first thing you see. Incurable. Go without me for now.." Bang told them.

"HAHAHAHA WHO ARE ALL THESE COLORFUL CHARACTERS BONESTEIN-" Sakamoto's mouth was closed shut by Mutsu.

"Sensei... I just analyzed that flower. It's of nothing I can see of in my data records." Genos said.

"Wait.. then you just looked at it... please don't tell me your human side can still can get.." Saitama sighed out.

"Sensei.. I wish to learn a lot more from you..." He got down on one knee and pulled out a diamond ring. "In holy matrimony for the rest of my life." The other members of the Heroes gasped.

"NOW YOU'RE JUST GIVING ROOM FOR MASSIVE FANDOM SHIPPERS!" Saitama exclaimed.

"Looks like we might be the only two who can't be infected if it comes down to everyone else losing to it, eh "Sensei"?"

He heard a man said behind him, but before he could grasp onto Saitama's shoulder, Saitama instantly turned around to see a long haired man. A chill went down Saitama's spine surprisingly.

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"No worries. I'm as concerned for them as you are! This flower and spooky hotel ruined my band in the midst of practice. Now no one will come to our concert with everyone occupied. But us senseis got to stick together though, right?" Shouyou smiled and chuckled slightly.

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TBC

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Just now, Honey-Chan♡ said:

Shinny Boo, what exactly is "Power Bottom"? I've heard Leader's Brother-dono use it before to describe me.

it's when the bottom, you, generates all the power.

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"W-well you know I have a thing for S-Shinsuke-sama, Bansai-senpai!"

-Katsura walking by-

"Sorry but the feeling is mutual between us."

-matako looks dead inside and out-

-Later to Takasugi-

"Bro, I think that blonde haired worker of yours has a crush on me."

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1 hour ago, Honey-Chan♡ said:

"W-well you know I have a thing for S-Shinsuke-sama, Bonsai-senpai!"

-Katsura walking by-

"Sorry but the feeling is mutual between us."

-matako looks dead inside and out-

-Later to Takasugi-

"Bro, I think that blonde haired worker of yours has a crush on me."

"Don't worry about her, she's only employed here on a bet I lost to Bansai."

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