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[previous statement redacted]

besides, incest only applies to blood relatives

patrick, spongebob, and squidward aren't blood relatives

sooooo

i mean, it'd be rather odd/reprehensible depending on your viewpoint, but nothing illegal or immoral.

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On 2/2/2019 at 8:21 AM, Roland Deschain said:

[previous statement redacted]

besides, incest only applies to blood relatives

patrick, spongebob, and squidward aren't blood relatives

sooooo

i mean, it'd be rather odd/reprehensible depending on your viewpoint, but nothing illegal or immoral.

 

holy crap you are right!!!!!!

hello step-brother, step-sister, step-mom and step-father.

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12 hours ago, Phil Coulson said:

hello step-brother, step-sister, step-mom and step-father.

I can just imagine a "Chinatown" type of conversation going down right now. Mr. Krabs: "What kind of man is Spongebob to YOU, Squidward?! Don't make me get ROUGH on you!" Squidward: "Uh, I'm his father!" Mr. Krabs: "Lies!" (SLAP!) Squidward: "I'm his brother!" (SLAP!) I'm his father! (SLAP!) I'm his brother! (SLAP!) I'm his father! (SLAP!) I'm his brother! (SLAP!) I'm his father AND his brother!" (SLAP, SLAP!!!!) :hysterical:

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