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Based on the episode. Episodes will start airing on Monday!

HERE'S A SNEAK PEEK OF THE PILOT EPISODE!

Patrick: Hmm... Yes! I have a plan!
[grabs donuts]
Man Ray: [cackles] What are you going to do?
Patrick: I don't know. Are you gonna EAT it?
Man Ray: No! No! I'm– [stuffs donuts into Man Ray's mouth] Ugh! I don't feel good.
[Everyone cheers]

I hope you like it!

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Season 1 Episode 1: Patrick in the Bakery

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[Patrick walks into Bakery]

Patrick: Hey, Mr. Baker!

Mr. Baker: Patrick Star! How are you doing?

Patrick: Fine! I've been...

[Mailman walks in]

Mailman: Letter, Mr. Star.

[Patrick looks at letter]

Patrick: Oh no!

[runs to donut shop]

Patrick: CAN I HAVE DOUBLE DECKER DONUT?!

[everyone stares at him]

Cashier: Um, okay...

FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER...

Patrick: Thanks.

[Eats it all in one gulp]

Mr. Baker: Patrick-Man! Help!

Patrick: It looks like a job for Man-Patrick! Wait... Patrick-Man!

[Patrick runs to Bakery]

[Man Ray cackles]

Patrick: Man Ray? I wanted to find the Dirty Bubble!

Man Ray: Do you have a plan, little man?

Patrick: Hmm... Yes! I have a plan!

[grabs donuts]

Man Ray: [cackles] What are you going to do?

Patrick: I don't know. Are you gonna EAT it?

Man Ray: No! No! I'm–

[stuffs donuts into Man Ray's mouth] Ugh! I don't feel good.

[Everyone cheers]

Next Episode: Wednesday

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Season 1 Episode 2: Patrick-Man's News

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Patrick: Beat that Dirty Bubble!

Dirty Bubble: I'll be back, conehead!!!!!

Patrick: All in a days work with Man-Patrick. I mean, Patrick-Man.

Perch Perkins: I am here with Patrick-Man. Patrick-Man, what do you think of fighting crime?

Patrick: Oh. I love the service of donuts they give me. Wait- What's that?

[runs to his home]

Patrick: MY TV!

[turns off TV]

Patrick: Aah! Much better

Man: Aah! Help, Patrick-Man!

Patrick: Another job? Man, people are really bad. But another day for Super Patrick-Man!

Man (now known as News Stand Man): Help!

Sinster Slug: Heh! What about those?

News Stand Man: Nooo! Those are my Rare 2003 Nickelodeon Magazines with Lots of SpongeBob Comics! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Patrick: That's enough... SINSTER SLUG!? Okay then, let's do this.

Sinster Slug [sarcastically]: Patrick-Man! Oh boy! I'm scared!

Patrick: How about some newspaper? Sorry about this.

News Stand Man: None taken.

Sinster Slug: No! No!

[Patrick throws paper]

Sinster Slug: Aah! Where am I? [walks into Police Car back]

[Poilce Car drives away]

Perch Perkins: Well, you saw it folks. The original- Where'd he go?

THE END

Next episode: Friday

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3RD EPISODE WAS POSTPONED TO TODAY.

Episode 3: The Dirtyness

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Patrick: Ah, TV! What should I watch? Hmm.... How about the Sleeping Channel.

[snores]

Lady: HELP! PATRICK MAN!

Patrick: Oh! This looks like a job for Patrick Man!

[runs to town]

Patrick: [hums Star Wars theme]

[tumbles over rock]

[runs back over]

Patrick: The Dirty Bubble? This will be a- OH A PENNY!

[Dirty Bubble pops]

[Everyone cheers]

Patrick: Please! Let me sleep!

[snores]

Next episode: Sunday

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Coming soon for all Adventures of Patrick-Man fans!

Patrick Man!: The Movie

So you don't feel bored, I'll give you a sneak!

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Patrick: Well, Man Ray is done with!

SpongeBob: Nice going, pal!

Perch Perkins: Patrick-Man, who is your friend?

Patrick: Oh. He's..... SPONGYMAN!

Lady: HELP!

SpongeBob: Another crook? Well, let's go.

I hope you'll love it!

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Season 1 Episode 4: CalvinFan64 and Patrick Man!

*CALVINFAN64 SPECIAL*

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Perch Perkins: Well Patrick Man has done it again!

Patrick: Another talk show. Woopdeedoo.

Perch Perkins: Are you gonna go?

Patrick: Okay, then.

[Patrick runs]

CalvinFan64: Stop. Patrick Man! I'm your biggest fan.

Patrick: Who are you?

CalvinFan64: I'm CalvinFan64. I love you're crime fighting skills.

Patrick: Cool. Would you like to be... CALVINMAN?!

CalvinFan64: Oh I would!

LATER...

Man: Patrick Man! HELP!

Patrick: CalvinMan! Come on!

CalvinFan64: [snores] Oh! A CRIME!?!

[After lots of running]

Man Ray: Patrick Man! You'll never me.

CalvinFan64: HOLY HAILBUT! IT'S MAN RAY!

Patrick: Don't worry I got this. Super kick. [misses] Oh gee! This is... hard! I crumbled the cookie! [screams like a girl]

CalvinFan64: Don't worry, Patrick Man! I got this! Super Fizzy Soda!

Man Ray: AAGH! MY EYES!

CalvinFan64: SUPER KICK!!!

[kicks Man Ray into jail car]

Man Ray: I'LL BE BACK!!!!!

Patrick: Nice job! Do you think you're ready to be with me?

CalvinFan64: No. Fighting crime is hard. I'll just go back to fast food.

Next episode: TOMORROW!

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Season 1 Episode 5: The Cheezy Problem

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Patrick: Happy CHEESE Day! I wonder who started it.

[goes into flashback from Hooky]

Patrick: CHEEZY!

[thinking cloud poofs]

Man: Help!

Patrick: Looks like a job for CHEESEMAN! Wait. PATRICK MAN!

Patrick: Woah! A CHEESE MONSTER!?!

Cheese Monster: Yes! And There is nothing you can do.

Patrick: Hmmmm..... Cheese+Patrick Man= EAT! I WANT TO EAT YOU!

[eats cheese monster]

Patrick: Well, I'm full for the day. Leave me with no interviews.

SEASON FINALE: Wednesday!

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Season 1 Episode 6: The Visible Fighter

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Man: PATRICK MAN! HELP!!!

Patrick: Well, it looks like a job for ummm... Patrick Man!!!

[sits on couch]

Man: Patrick Man!!!

Patrick: Oh all right.

[runs to town]

Patrick: Hey you! Picking up that chair. I CAN SEE YOU!

Invisible Guy: What!?! How?

Patrick: [does super kick] Patrick senses.

Invisible Guy: OUCH. [falls into police car] I'LL BE BACK.... uh, someday.

Patrick: I can't believe nobody could see h- WOAH!

[sinks into sand]

TO BE CONTINUED...

Season 2 episodes will air in September.

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