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Season 5, episode 09 (89)- "The Inconvenience Store"

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Richard Riches: (He's standing in front of a huge new store as a crowd of people stand in front of the wealthy looking fish) ... So before I officially open my latest branch of "Awesome Superduper Mega Awesome Megastore" I would like to state our slogan that has never been broken and never will be - We are "the store that sales everything"...

Sandals: (Calling from the crowd) Where in the store is the stationary kept?

Richard Riches: Stationary? Now why in the hell would we sale that?!... (Everyone mumbles) ... Ok then, I now pronounce this particular store OPEN! (He cuts the purple ribbon as everyone cheers wildly)

Spongebob: (In his house he is carrying some dirty laundary as he walks past the calendar on the wall then suddenly jumps back to stare at the date) ... Oh Dear Neptune no! I can't believe it's Sandy's birthday tomorrow and I still haven't got a gift for her! I can't get anything by tomorrow and I have no idea what she wants... This is a connundrum, Gary...

Gary: Meow?

Spongebob: No Gary, I can't get her nothing...

Patrick: (He suddenly bursts into the house) SpingDob news storrrrr!

Spongebob: Patrick, use your words...

Patrick: (Holding up a flyer for the "Awesome Superduper Mega Awesome Megastore") Look! It says they sale everything!... (Spongebob glances down at Gary who looks up at him and rolls his eyes)

Plankton: (In the Chum Bucket he's hammering a machine) ... Oh Karen, Karen sweetie come here a second...

Karen: (She enters the room) ... How can I process anything with you calling me in all day, what do you want?

Plankton: I've finally finished this device I've been working on secretly for months...

Karen: Secretly? You've been telling me about it everyday since you thought it up

Plankton: Well now I've finished it and with this beautiful piece of craftmanship I will overpower Krabs and destroy the Krusty Krab, ya'know at the same time...

Karen: Why are you so sure?

Plankton: I'm going to use the strongest gemerald in the entire ocean to power it, the Quantum Fuschia Gemerald...

Karen: How are you going to get one of those?

Plankton: You know that new megastore opening across town, well it says they sale everything - everything including priceless gemstones...

Karen: I'm sure that's just a promotional slogan and...

Plankton: Don't try and talk me out of it ... I'm going to the store to get the gemerald

Mr Krabs: (Standing next to the open window in the Chum Bucket listening in) ... Not if I can help it! And help it I will...

Squidward: (On the phone) ... Will you quit calling me Squilliam? You know I hate you and after last week I don't think we have anything else to say to eachother

Squilliam: Oh I just thought you'd like to know that the National Fancy Assossiation is holding a dinner party next Wednesday - Oh wait, I forgot, ... you're not a member...

Squidward: You didn't forget, you purposely said that...

Squilliam: Obviously

Squidward: How do you become a member of that club anyway?

Squilliam: Oh I'd love to tell you Squidward but I just don't want to... (He hangs up)

Squidward: (He notices the flyer for the "Awesome Superduper Mega Awesome Megastore" on the floor as he stares at it for a while) ... Maybe that new store has a book or something about being fancy - It does say it sales everything...

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Spongebob: (He and Patrick are in the huge, bustling store glancing everywhere) ... Have you found anything?

Patrick: I've found many things...

Spongebob: Well which one do you think Sandy would like most?

Patrick: Who? What the barnacles are you talking about?

Spongebob: We're here to look for a gift for Sandy's birthday, remember?

Patrick: Sandy? Is that the lobster? (Spongebob facepalms)

Spongebob: Just follow me... (They walk off)

Squidward: (He's also in the store sat next to a huge pile of books reading one titled "Fancy - And Everything You Need to Do To Be It") A-ha! Here it is (He begins reading aloud) "To become a member of the age-old assossiation of fancy people you must offer the leader of the club a priceless Quantum Fuschia Gemerald to show your high level of gratitude" (He glances up from the book) Priceless gemerald? I doubt this stor... (He spots the glowing gem) What a stroke of luck! (He runs up to the stand with the glowing pink gem and walks off with it)

Plankton: (He's holding a map as he wonders through the store) It's around here somewhere... (He looks up to where it should be to see just an empty stand) What? Someone's taken it! How dare customers in this store legally buy things!

Squidward: (He's walking towards the checkout with the gemerald) I can't wait to rub my jewel in Squilliam's face! ... (As he walks he trips on a discarded can causing the gemerald to roll out of his tentacles and through the store) CAN this get any worse? (He chuckles to himself)

Fred: Don't you mean 'could' if you used the word 'can' that sentence would make very little sense and while it would make sense using it in terms such as ... Oh, h-he's gone

Patrick: (He pulls out a pair of nose clippers) ... These could come in handy

Spongebob: Patrick, you're not even trying to help look for a gift for Sandy, are you?

Patrick: I am, what about that thing? (He points to the Quantum Fuschia Gemerald that rolls up to his foot)

Spongebob: (He picks it up and stares at it) I-It's perfect, Sandy will absolutely love it!

Sandy: (Standing behind him) Sandy will absolutely love what?

Spongebob: Sandy?! (He is brought back in shock as he throws the gem up in shock) W-What are you doing here?

Sandy: It's the grand opening silly, everyone in town is here...

Spongebob: (Nervously) Oh yeah ... right .... so, how's things?

Mr Krabs: (He walks into the store and glances around) This is going to be hard, I'm going to have to hunt every square meter for that gem before Plankton gets it, I'll have to search perilously until I find it, it may take me hours but... (The gemerald falls from the air and lands in his claws) Welp, that was easy... (He turns to the exit)

Plankton: KRABS!

Mr Krabs: (He turns to face Plankton) Looks like you've lost Plankton, you can't have this gem to power your evil machine...

Plankton: How do you know about that and besides, I saw it first so it's mine!

Mr Krabs: I don't think so, that gem is as much mine as it is yours...

Plankton: You're just mean Krabs, that's what you are...

Mr Krabs: Goodbye Plankton (He turns to the exit to see that the gem has gone from his claw) Where'd it go?

Squidward: (He's walking off with the gemerald) ... I can't believe Krabs didn't even notice me taking it from him (He continues to slowly walk) I better make sure there's nothing I can trip on this time... (He stares down at the floor as he walks straight into Mrs Puff and the gem flies out of his tentacle and glides down the escalator...) Great...

Mrs Puff: (She turns to Squidward) Oh it's you, I thought for a moment it could have been... (She shudders) ... Spongebob

Squidward: Tell me about it, sister...

Sandy: (Talking to Spongebob and Patrick) So boys, which dress do you think suits me more? (She holds up two similar looking dresses)

Spongebob: Sandy, we really have to go, don't we Patrick?

Patrick: Well I'd say the aqua one really matches your eyes while the turquoise...

Spongebob: (He rolls his eyes as he glances around and notices the Quantum Fuschia Gemerald) Patrick, look! (He points to the gem as he scoops it up) Yeah, nice, see ya Sandy... (They both run off as fast as they can)

Sandy: (Shaking her head and chuckling) That sponge...

Spongebob: (Running towards the checkout with the gem) That was a close one buddy, she almost saw the gift...

Patrick: She? Oh you mean that squirrel girl?

Plankton: (He suddenly swoops down out of nowhere and grabs the gemerald out of Spongebob's hand) See you later, boobs?

Patrick: (Waving) See ya!

Spongebob: Plankton! That's Sandy's gift

Plankton: Wrong Spongebob, I think you'll find it's ... (He smashes into Squidward)

Squidward: ... It's mine (He grabs it and runs off with it as he drops Plankton to the ground)

Plankton: Hey! Give that back! (Spongebob and Patrick, Squidward, Plankton and Mr Krabs continue to chase each other through the store after the gemerald as the song begins...)

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Plankton: (He is running with it as a crane suddenly lifts it out of his hands) What the flying failure?

Mr Krabs: (Calling down) Thank you, Plankton

Plankton: Huh? (He looks up to see that Mr Krabs is controlling the crane)

Spongebob: (He climbs the side of the crane) Sorry for this, Sir...

Mr Krabs: What do you mea... (He kicks Mr Krabs out as he controls the crane to hover the gemerald over Patrick)

Spongebob: I'm gonna drop it to you and you need to catch it ok, Patrick?

Patrick: Sure thing! (Spongebob releases the gem as Patrick raises his arms but Plankton leaps up and grabs it before him) I got it! ... wait, that's not me

Patrick: Thanks again, idiot!

Patrick: Such a polite guy...

Mr Krabs: (He runs off into a small crevice in the wall but the gem won't fit) Don't mind if I do... (He picks up the gem) ... You fail, Plankton!

Squidward: (Grabbing the gem) So do you, Krabs! (He runs off as Plankton bursts back through a small hole) AH! (He knocks the gem as it rolls along the floor, into the elevator as it travels up to the next floor) How is that even possible? (They all run towards the other escalator as Squidward reaches it first)

Plankton: Hey! That's not fair...

Squidward: I can't help it if I've got longer legs than all of you... (He pushes a button as the elevator lifts up)

Mr Krabs: The stairs!

Plankton: Way ahead of you (They all run up the stairs as fast as they can...)

(On the top floor, the Quantum Fuchsia Gemerald rolls out of the elevator as Squidward picks it up)

Squidward: Got'cha!

Spongebob: (Still climbing the stairs) Almost there... (They crawl out of the stairs to spot Squidward paying for the gemerald) We're too late! (Mr Krabs jumps up and runs to the checkout)

Mr Krabs: Hand it over, Mr Squidward

Squidward: I don't think so...

Mr Krabs: Well then you've forced my claws... (He grabs onto the gem)

Squidward: Let go! (They pull it from one another as the gem shoots off hitting Patrick in the head and causing him to stumble backwards into the elevator)

Plankton: (He smashes the elevators controls breaking them) One down, three to go...

(The gem rolls off into the middle of the store as Spongebob, Squidward, Mr Krabs and Patrick stand around it and stare at each other in silence)

Squidward: (He glances at Plankton who looks at Spongebob who stares at Mr Krabs as they suddenly charge towards it at the same time causing the the jewel to shoot off into the air and get lodged in the roof of the building)

Spongebob: I got this! (He starts climbing the walls as Squidward does the same on the other side)

Plankton: (Trying and failing to climb the walls) Now how is this fair? (He falls to the floor on his back)

Mr Krabs: (He gets stuck between two shelves) That'll teach me for having those pancakes this morning...

Spongebob: (He's watching over the other side as Squidward reaches the rooftop) Hurry up, Spongy... (He also reaches the top as the two race along the top of the air vent to dislodge the gem)

Squidward: Give up Spongebob, it's mine! (He pulls out the gem) ... And now to use this as my gateway to fancysom ... wait, what? that's not a word ... a gateway to fanciness that's what I should have said...

Spongebob: SQUIDWARD!

Squidward: What?

Spongebob: The gem! (The gemerald slips out of his grasp and falls to the ground)

Squidward: NO! (The gem hits the ground as Plankton picks it up and runs out with it)

Plankton: It's been nice catching up with you guys but I really should be going... (He exits the store as Squidward and Spongebob reach the ground and help Mr Krabs out of the shelves)

Squidward: I can't believe he of all people got it...

Spongebob: Yeah, who knows what evil thing he's going to do with it...

Mr Krabs: (Looking up) ... I knows

(Plankton bursts into the Chum Bucket with the Quantum Fuchsia Gemerald as he runs towards his device)

Karen: (Noticing the gem) You actually got it?

Plankton: Why do you sound so surprised?

Karen: Ugh... (She rolls out of the room as Plankton holds the gemerald over the machine) Here we go ... right now ... this precise instant ... why can't I do it? (He thinks about Spongebob, Mr Krabs and Squidward as he looks around before placing it into a different machine that creates three copies of the gem...)

Squidward: (Sitting on his couch) I'll never get into the club now...

Spongebob: (Lying on his bed) That was the perfect gift for Sandy...

Mr Krabs: (Sitting on the kitchen table) ... Now Plankton's going to destroy the Krusty Krab and there's nothing I can do about it... (All three of them sulk as the music slowly begins...)

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(There's a sudden knock on all three of their doors as they get up to open the door to find the gemerald on the doorstep)

Spongebob: I can't believe it!

Squidward: This is great!

Mr Krabs: (Holding up the gem) Plankton must have had a change of heart and decided not to destroy the Krusty Krab! I know how out of character that sounds but that must have happened! (They all walk inside with the jewel and huge smiles on their faces)

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(At the treedome, Spongebob hands Sandy the Quantum Fuschia Gemerald)

Sandy: Oh it's perfect Spongebob, absoutely perfect ... perfect for my most recent experiment! (She smashes it to pieces and grounds it into dust before emptying it into a test tube) Thank you so much...

Spongebob: I'm glad you like it ... so anyway, how do you like your party so far?

Sandy: It's great, I do wish more people turned up though...

Spongebob: Ah, there busy playing with there jewels

Sandy: Even Patrick?

Spongebob: Well no Patrick's, he's ... PATRICK!

Patrick: (He's sat in the broken elevator in his underwear as he talks to his trunks) Of course they haven't forgotten about us, how could you even think that?...

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The Rolling Stones - "You Can't Always Get What You Want"

Next Time...

When Spongebob visits the "Bad Guys Rest Home for Retired Villains" he accidentally insults one of the residents who unleashes his anger upon all of Spongebob's friends...

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Season 5, episode 10 (90)- "Morphin' Around"

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Spongebob: (He's in the Shady Shoals Retirement Home as he talks to a bored Barnacle Boy and sleeping Mermaid Man) ... And remember when you fought the Sinister Slug with your awesome walking stick in number 3,474? And then in the next very controversial episode, that I love by the way, where you used your...

Barnacle Boy: ... Hey kid, why don't you go annoy someone else?

Spongebob: Strange, that's what my neighbor Squidward told me this morning...

Barnacle Boy: Great minds think alike I suppose, anyway how about you go home and watch the episodes instead of annoy .... talking to us about them?

Spongebob: I've played them so many times the tapes have been warn down and broken, funny heh?

Barnacle Boy: (Flatly) Hilarious...

Mermaid Man: (He suddenly wakes up) Don't hurt the lads spirit, he's only sharing the love for our show with us

Barnacle Boy: I say he shares his love for the show with someone else if you know what I mean ... (He holds onto Spongebob's shoulder) ... Spongebob, we know a place we'd think you'd like quite a bit...

Spongebob: Really, where is it?

Barnacle Boy: There's a place a few miles a way where all your favorite villains live, I bet they'd love to see an annoying, friendly person like you over there - You'd give their lives a well deserved uh... kick, I guess

Spongebob: (Excitedly) Wow, really?

Barnacle Boy: Just look for the "Bad Guys Rest Home for Retired Villains" on this map... (He hands him a map as Spongebob runs off)

Spongebob: Bye guys... (He leaves)

Barnacle Boy: (He sits back and relaxes) Well that's him out of our hairs...

Mermaid Man: (Confused) Who, what?

Spongebob: (He's walking through the city looking down at the map) This is going to be great, I'm gonna see all my favorite villains like the Jumbo Shrimp, Atomic Flounder and to a lesser extent, the Passing Gaseous Form... (He walks into a wall then looks up) Hey, I'm there! (He walks into the building that looks really warn down and messy) Ooh... (He walks up to the desk) Excuse me, could you show me where all the villains are? (She points to a room as Spongebob walks in and looks around in amazement at all the retired villains) Wow! The Kelp Thing... and Refelecto... and the Sinister Slug... You I don't know... (He walks up to a strange, grey blob sitting on an old chair) ... Who are you?

Metamorphis: Nobody knows ... Well besides me obviously

Spongebob: Why are you here in the retirement home for Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy villains?

Metamorphis: I was a villain on the show!

Spongebob: Really, what episode number were you in?

Metamorphis: 343...

Spongebob: But that episode was...

Metamorphis: ... Cut and never shown on TV, that's right

Spongebob: So you're the villain from that episode?

Metamorphis: Of course...

Spongebob: I always thought it was ManRay in that episode

Metamorphis: Pfft, that show off ... That will always be my episode (He looks at Spongebob) So anyway, why are you here?

Spongebob: I came to see all the villains from my favorite TV show of all time...

Metamorphis: So you're a big fan of those two old coots?

Spongebob: The biggest...

Metamorphis: Well then surely you'd have some merchandise of myself in your collection...

Spongebob: I don't think so...

Metamorphis: Not even an action figure?

Spongebob: Nope...

Metamorphis: ...Poster?

Spongebob: Nope...

Metamorphis: ...PEZ dispenser?

Spongebob: Nope...

Metamorphis: ...No images of any kind?

Spongebob: That's right, I only have items of good villains... (He covers his mouth) ...I didn't mean that

Metamorphis: What just past your lips?

Spongebob: N-Nothing (He starts to slowly back away) I'm sure you're a great villain...

Metamorphis: (He starts to get angry) Too right I am, and you're going to see just how great...

Spongebob: But, I didn't... (He runs off and out of the building)

Metamorphis: I'm going to get you one day kid, you can't run from me!... (He shakes his fist in anger as a nurse walks in)

Nurse: What's wrong?

Metamorphis: That guy just called me a useless villain even though I'm not... also my room smells funny, that guy who died last week is still on the floor...

Nurse: I've told you we will move him once we hear any other complaints...

Spongebob: (He sprints as fast as he can from the retirement home as he smashes straight into Patrick) Oh thank goodness it's you buddy, I just went to see all the old villains from Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy at this retirement home and...

Patrick: See anyone good?

Spongebob: Yeah everyone was there, even this guy who was like a blob...

Patrick: Metamorphis?

Spongebob: Yeah I think that was his name, how do you know him?

Patrick: Everyone knows him, he's a great villain (They both walk together) So what else did he do when you were there?

Spongebob: Well he said his episode was cut, turns out he was in episode 343, and then I told him that I was a big fan of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, the biggest, and then... (Another Patrick runs up to them)

Patrick: Spongebob, Spongebob... (He reaches them) Why am I here again? (He looks at the other Patrick) Hey, who's your ugly friend?

Spongebob: Patrick? (He looks at the two Patrick's strangely) What's going on? (One of the Patrick's starts to slowly turn into a grey blob) It's you!

Metamorphis: That's right!

Patrick: Who's you?

Metamorphis: Three numbers...

Patrick: 123...

Metamorphis: No, I say three numbers - 343!

Patrick: But that episode was...

Metamorphis: ...Cut and never shown, I know I've been through all this with your friend...

Patrick: ...I was just going to say not very good, I've seen it on my TV-but-not-a-TV y'know, the thing with the mouse-but-not-a-real-mouse...

Metamorphis: That's it! (He tears off his own arm that turns into rope that he uses to tie around Patrick)

Spongebob: What are you doing? (He starts to pull Patrick along the ground)

Patrick: Save me Superman!

Metamorphis: (He turns to face Spongebob) I'll be back to taunt you later... (Spongebob gets nervous)

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Spongebob: (He slams on Sandy's door) SANDY! SANDY! SANDY! (Sandy answers the door) Sandy, you've got to help me...

Sandy: What's wrong?

Spongebob: This guy said he's going to taunt me and I'm scared...

Sandy: You mean THIS GUY?! (Nothing happens)

Spongebob: What do you mean?

Sandy: Hang on a sec... (Sandy starts to turn into Metamorphis)

Spongebob: No, it's not happening... (He runs away as Metamorphis laughs evilly) This is just a bad dream... (He runs right into Squidward's house as he's sitting on his couch)

Squidward: I'm not even going to ask how you got in here...

Spongebob: Squidward, please help me...

Squidward: There's not way I'd ever help you

Spongebob: But there's this guy... (He looks under the table to see Squidward's doesn't have any tentacles) Y-You're him...

Metamorphis: That's right (He turns back to normal)

Spongebob: What have you done with the real Squidward?

Squidward: (In the basement of the retirement home, Squidward, Sandy and Patrick are tied up) I don't deserve this...

Patrick: At least we get to spend time together...

Squidward: I guess that's .... LET ME OUTTA HERE! (He tries to stand up but can't)

Spongebob: (He runs out of Squidward's house screaming) Please leave me alone!

Metamorphis: (He stands at the doorway) I don't think so! (He laughs as Metamorphis continues to torment Spongebob...)

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Spongebob: (He's outside of his house looking around the town but no one seems to be anywhere) Metamorphis must be able to transform into everyone in the entire town!

Patrick: (Everyone in the town is tied up in the basement) How about a game of...

Squidward: No

Patrick: But you haven't heard what it is yet

Squidward: Unless the game is 'Who can choke Patrick first' then I don't want to play it

Spongebob: (He walks through the town) There must be someone around who hasn't been taken over...

Mr Krabs: (He's in his office in the Krusty Krab as the door suddenly opens) Plankton, is that you? (He stands up and looks around the floor as the door closes) Hmm...

Metamorphis: (Outside the office door) Wait a minute, who will this guy know? (He transforms into many different people as he stops at Old Man Jenkins and walks into the office)

Mr Krabs: (Staring at the Metamorphis Old Man Jenkins) Who are you?... (Metamorphis quickly transforms into Squidward) ... Squidward? What are you doing?

Metamorphis Squidward: High five crabsy (He holds up his tentacle)

Mr Krabs: Funny, anyway why are you so lat...

Metamorphis Squidward: I said high five!

Mr Krabs: What's up with you? First you turn from some old guy into yourself and now you want a high five?! (He starts to transform into his original form, the grey blob)

Mr Krabs: Who are you?

Metamorphis: I am the mighty Metamorphis!

Mr Krabs: Never heard of you

Metamorphis: Not many have...

Mr Krabs: Then if I don't know you, why are you here?

Metamorphis: I believe you know my enemy, SpongeBob SquarePants ...

Mr Krabs: If Spongebob's your enemy, why are you here?

Metamorphis: I'm morphing into all his friends and acquaintances to drive him crazy, now touch me ... Touch me so I can turn into you!

Mr Krabs: Never! (He chases him around the office) You can never catch me (He falls into a pile of coins that fall on the floor) Me money! (Metamorphis grins evilly) Don't worry babies... (He picks up the coins and opens his safe as Metamorphis bursts out and touches his claw) NO!.... (Metamorphis turns into Mr Krabs) So,... what now?

Metamorphis Mr Krabs: You just sit down there and I tie you up... (Mr Krabs sits down as Metamorphis starts to tie him up) ... So, you doing anything on the weekend?

Spongebob: (He bursts into the office to see the Metamorphis Mr Krabs tying up the real Mr Krabs) Mr Krabs! (He runs up to the chair and tries to untie him)

Metamorphis: (He turns to his original form) Step away from him!

Spongebob: This has gone just far enough, I'm going to the police...

Metamorphis: I don't think so...

Spongebob: I do... (Spongebob runs out of the office as Metamorphis chases after him) Quit following me...

Metamorphis: OK, I'll stop following you...

Spongebob: Thank y...

Metamorphis: ... I'll just become all around you! (He laughs)

Spongebob: Oh great, why did you have to go add that little bit at the end? (He tries to run out as Metamorphis smashes into the walls of the Krusty Krab as he morphs around the whole restaurant becoming it) What are you doing?

Metamorphis: I told you I'd become all around you

Spongebob: I just thought that was some sort of metaphor... (He tries to escape but the doors are locked)

Metamorphis: There's no way you can escape, I control everything around you

Spongebob: Please let me out of here so you can be arrested and stay in prison for the rest of you life... (Chairs are thrown everywhere as Spongebob pleads to get out) He won't stop until he can control everything... (He has an idea) That's it! (He starts to relax) ...Well that's it, you win!

Metamorphis: Too right I do

Spongebob: Now that you've become so almighty and powerful and other stuff, I bet you couldn't turn into...uhm... Larry the Lobster!

Metamorphis: Are you kidding me? (He removes himself from the walls and turns into Larry) That was too easy

Spongebob: (He thinks) There's no way you could turn into Karen... (He does just that) Patrick, Plankton, Sandy, Mermaid Man, Pearl... (He keeps transforming into everyone as he starts to become dazed and confused)

Metamorphis: T-That all you got? (He starts to stumble a little)

Spongebob: And you can't possibly turn into Squidward... (He tries to force himself to but collapses to the ground)

Metamorphis: That's it, you win just don't hurt me (Spongebob smiles proudly as Mr Krabs pats him on the back)

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Mermaid Man: (In the Shady Shoals Retirement Home, Spongebob is sitting in a chair as Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy watch on) ... And then what happened?

Spongebob: He said 'That's it, you win just don't hurt me' and I smiled proudly...

Barnacle Boy: And then?

Spongebob: I untied everyone and came over here straight away... (He sits back) ... Could I talk about your show now?

Barnacle Boy: Are you kidding me? We're going to ask you to tell us that story every time you come over here... (They both grin at him)

Spongebob: Well... Oh, OK... I better... Go (He walks out) See you guys later (They wave goodbye)

Barnacle Boy: That'll put him off from coming here for a few weeks (The two laugh and so does Barnacle Boy's chair) Shut up, Metamorphis!

Metamorphis Chair: I should be the one sitting on you!

Barnacle Boy: Well you're not, now turn into some foot cream, my feet are aching!

Metamorphis: (He starts to transform into a pot of cream) I'll get you one day Spongebob... One day I'll get you real good...

Barnacle Boy: Good for you, now don't forget to get yourself right between the bunions... (He screams as the episode fades to black)

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Next Time...

Larry is shunned by the town when he doesn't save Patrick's life while drowning leaving Sandy to do it. They must devise a plan to get Larry's people to respect him again which would be much easier if he hadn't developed a fear of the Ocean. Elsewhere, Mr Krabs hires a replacement, one of his old Naval buddies, to cover him while he tries to spend time with Pearl but the new replacement has other ideas on how to run a Restaurant...

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Season 5, episode 11 (91)- "Lifeless Guard"

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(In the Krusty Krab, Spongebob is running around delivering orders, Squidward is falling asleep at the register while Sandy and Patrick sit at a table and talk...)

Sandy: (Watching Spongebob run around frantically) ... Are you sure you don't need any help, Spongebob?

Spongebob: I'm fine Sandy, yours and Patrick's orders will be out in a second...

Sandy: (Turning around) So Patrick, what do you want to do today?

Patrick: Well the weather's not great, it does seem like it could rain at any second - how about the beach?

Sandy: Uh, OK...

Spongebob: (Placing the orders in front of his friends) There you go guys...

Sandy: Say Spongebob, me and Patrick are gonna head to Goo Lagoon, ya wanna come?

Spongebob: I'd love to guys but Mr Krabs has given me extra work...

Sandy: You mean overtime?

Spongebob: He doesn't like to use that word...

Sandy: Well that's too bad, it would have been fun, we'll see ya later (They both walk out)

Patrick: Bye Spongebob

Spongebob: Yeah, bye guys... (He walks past a sleeping Squidward and into the kitchen)

Mr Krabs: (Bursting out the office) ATTENTION!

Squidward: (Slowly waking up) Eh what? (He jumps up in a start) I'm awake!

Mr Krabs: That's good Mr Squidward because I have something to tell you and Spongebob...

Spongebob: What is is, Sir?

Mr Krabs: Well it occurred to me that I don't know much about me daughter, Pearl, you remember Pearl right?

Spongebob: Sure, she's sixteen years old, her best friend is Sadie, her favorite color is pink...

Mr Krabs: It is?

Spongebob: ... She goes to the Mall often, she enjoys gossiping with her friends and she occasionally has makeup parties...

Mr Krabs: (Writing on a notepad) Keep it coming boy, this is pure grade good father material!

Squidward: Come on Mr Krabs, just tell us what you came out to ... tell us

Mr Krabs: Well to get to know me daughter a little more, I'm going to spend a few days with her and hopefully develop a bond...

Spongebob: But who's going to look after the Krusty Krab?

Mr Krabs: Well as both of you have looked after, and destroyed, her already, I've hired in a replacement

Squidward: A replacement?

Mr Krabs: Yeah, you're gonna like him! (He walks out) Goodbye fellers, the next time you see me I'll be a fantastic father... (He walks off)

Squidward: Ten dollars says he won't...

Spongebob: Squidward! Don't be so thoughtless ... I'll bet twenty!

(Patrick and Sandy walk into Goo Lagoon and glance around at the bustling beach)

Patrick: Welp, I think I'll go straight in for a swim...

Sandy: OK Patrick, have fun (He runs into the lagoon and starts splashing around)

Patrick: Ha ha ha, I love water! (His foot suddenly gets wrapped around in some seaweed) Oh no... (It begins to dramatically pull him down) Ah! HELP! POLICE!

(Sandy's sat on the sand as Larry approaches her)

Larry: Hey Sandy, haven't seen you here in a while...

Sandy: Howdy Larry, how are things?

Larry: Ah, same old same old, you here with Spongebob?

Sandy: No, Patrick, he's over there in the water drowning...

Larry: I see... Wait, did you say?

Sandy: DROWNING, PATRICK'S DROWNING! You've got to go help him, Larry!

Larry: Now where in my job title does it say anything about guarding lives?

Sandy: Eugh, the first two words?

Larry: I'm just kidding, I'm already on it... (He darts to the water as fast as he can)

Nat: Hey look, Larry's gonna save someones life like he does everyday! (They all cheer for him)

Larry: (Turning to face his crowd as he continues to run) Thank you everyone, this will be... (He trips up hitting his head on the wooden drop and falling into the water) Eh wha...? (He slowly loses consciousness and floats on the water)

Sandy: (Watching on confused) What's going on?

Fred: Larry's not saving that guy...

Sandy: Huh? (She runs and dives into the lagoon pulling Patrick and Larry to safety as everyone cheers her) Are you OK?

Patrick: I-I'm fine...

Scooter: No thanks to Larry (They all boo him as he stirs around on the ground)

Pearl: (In her bedroom she's on her phone) Yeah ... yeah .... yeah ... oui ... yeah ... si ... no way! (Mr Krabs bursts in)

Mr Krabs: Heeeeere's Daddy!

Pearl: (Confused) What are you doing here?

Mr Krabs: Well I was thinking about how much I don't know about you...

Pearl: Oh dear Neptune, this doesn't sound good...

Mr Krabs: ... So I've decided to spend a few days with you

Pearl: But why? You've never wanted to know about me before, why now? And besides, who's looking after the Krusty Krab?

Mr Krabs: Ah yes, my replacement should be arriving in about ... (looking at his watch) ... Right now!

Pearl: In about right now?

(A tough looking fish bursts into the Krusty Krab and stomps up to Squidward)

Squidward: What can I get you? Let me guess, instead of a Krabby Patty you want the whole animal the Krabby meat is made from?

Torpedo Belly: (Aggressively) No!

Spongebob: (Putting his head through the serving hatch) Hey, I know you, you're Torpedo Belly one of Mr Krabs' old Navy buddies but you had your Torpedo removed when...

Squidward: I think he knows who he is, Spongebob...

Torpedo Belly: Eugene sent me here, now where's my crew?

Spongebob: Uh,... it's us two, Sir

Torpedo Belly: You two? Never mind, I'm gonna have this restaurant ran like a ship by the end of the day, those of you who are weak will not make it past lunchtime! (Spongebob and Squidward both stare at each other looking very scared)

Larry: (He walks into the hospital where Patrick is laying in bed) I'm really sorry Patrick, for y'know ... not saving your life

Patrick: It's all forgotten ... seriously, I can't remember what happened

Larry: That's great dude, well not great that you're injured it's just great that you're okay...

Sandy: (She walks in) How are you feeling, Patrick? (Noticing Larry) Oh Larry, I don't mean to tell you this but there's people at the beach who aren't your biggest fans at the moment for not saving Patrick's life...

Patrick: That's not fair, Larry didn't do anything wrong

Sandy: What are you saying?

Patrick: I don't know, what am I saying, oh yeah... we need to go to the beach and get Larry's respect back...

Larry: You'd do that, for me?

Patrick: I'd do that for you

Larry: Thanks buddy

Sandy: Well then, let's go (They all head out)

(The Krusty Krab is bustling with people as Spongebob and Squidward rush around filling orders)

Squidward: I can't do this!

Spongebob: Quiet Squidward, he's watching (He points to Torpedo Belly watching them)

Squidward: He can't hear us ... can he?

Spongebob: I don't know, his ears do look really muscular...

Squidward: Sweet Neptune you're right! (They continue to rush around as Torpedo Belly smiles proudly)

Sandy: (All three of them arrive at the beach as Sandy stands on some rock) I have something to say about Larry... (Everyone turns to face her) Listen everyone, you need to cut Larry some slack, just because he didn't save Patrick's life doesn't mean you should give him the cold shoulder, Patrick's forgiven him so why can't you guys?

Fred: She's right...

Nat: Yeah, he is a great lifeguard (Everyone starts chanting his name as he smiles happily)

Larry: Thanks guys, for everything

Patrick: Well that's the end of that...

Sandy: (Looking at her watch) ... I guess things wrapped themselves up a lot faster today...

Fred: HELP! HELP! LIFEGUARD!

Larry: (He turns around to face the water) Someone needs my help! (Everyone chants his name as he darts towards the lagoon) This is it, my change to prove to all my people... (He reaches the water edge as he stares at the water and begins to vision things...)

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Larry: (He looks around at everyone looking at him strangely as he runs off scared) What am I doing? (He turns to face the water as he breaks down and runs off again)

Pearl: (In her bedroom she's sitting on her bed with Sadie as they chat together) ... And I told her, I told her right to her face!

Sadie: No way, you didn't...

Pearl: Well I thought about possibly saying something but I knew what she would do, just like she does all the time and it would have been so awkward...

Mr Krabs: (He bursts into the room) So Pearl, I was thinking about what we could do together ... I was thinking we could dress up together or go to the Mall shopping, I know how much you like that...

Pearl: Dad, leave me alone you're so embarrassing! (She runs out of the room)

Mr Krabs: (Sitting down on the bed with his face in his claws) I don't get it, I'm not that embarrassing am I?

Sadie: Don't worry about it, my dad embarrasses me all the time...

Mr Krabs: Yeah but you're dad's Squidward...

(Patrick and Sandy are walking through the streets calling Larry's name)

Patrick: Where do you think he went?

Sandy: I don't know but we need to find him... (They spot Larry hiding in an alley next to some garbage cans)

Sandy: (Kneeling down besides him) What's going on, Larry? Why did you run off like that?

Larry: (Looking up) I just couldn't do it Sandy, is the guy alright?

Sandy: Yeah, I saved him again, what's happening to you?

Larry: I don't know, I ran to the water but then I saw myself drowning and the water washing me out, I think I've got a fear of the Ocean or something, do you think that's possible?

Sandy: No, of course not ... you probably have Thalassophobia

Larry: What's that?

Sandy: The fear of the Ocean, like ... you ... just said ... yeah, anyway... (A newspaper lands in front of them with the headline "Deadbeat town to Beat Dead Terrible Lifeguard")

Larry: (Picking up the newspaper and reading the article) They're going to replace me? What am I going to do, Sandy? (Patrick clears his throat) ... and Patrick?

Sandy: Well you need to get over your fear before we can think of a plan to get your job back...

(Spongebob walks out the Krusty Krab kitchen as Torpedo Belly stands in his way)

Torpedo Belly: I don't think so...

Spongebob: What, what's wrong?

Torpedo Belly: That bun ain't on right...

Squidward: Please, Spongebob does everything obsessively right...

Torpedo Belly: GET BACK IN THERE! (Spongebob sprints back into the kitchen as Torpedo Belly walks off)

Squidward: We need to strike Spongebob, he can't keep doing this to us...

Spongebob: I'm right behind you, buddy ... why don't you go do it now?

Squidward: I'm not doing it, I thought you would, if he's going to beat up someone it might as well be the person made of sponge...

(Larry, Sandy and Patrick are standing in the treedome)

Sandy: Right then Larry, I'm just going to examine you... (She washes her gloves with water as she approaches Larry)

Larry: (Backing away) Get that water away from me!

Sandy: This is worse that I thought...

Patrick: He's scared of every bit of water? How ironic...

Sandy: Yeah, makes you think doesn't it?

Patrick: Not really...

Sandy: If we're going to do this we need to do it gradually ... how about you just put your foot into my bath?

Larry: I guess I could do that... (He slowly begins to place his shaking foot into the water) ... I-I-I did it!

Patrick: Well done, alright then, let's go to the beach!

Larry: I don't think I'm ready for that yet...

Sandy: I'm afraid we don't have a lot of time, they're probably finding a new lifeguard replacement right now...

Larry: Well then let's roll!

Sandy: But you don't know the plan yet

Larry: I'm sure you'll tell us at the beach

Patrick: He's right, you do repeat the plan a lot...

Sandy: Shut up, I only do it for you... (They all walk out)

Mr Krabs: (He watches Sadie leave his daughter's room as he wonders in) What is wrong Pearl, why do you keep isolating me from your life?

Pearl: (Turning away from him) You don't understand...

Mr Krabs: Not if you don't tell me, is it because I embarrass you?

Pearl: You're just never around and when you are, all you think about is your work and yourself ... you think about Plankton more than me!

Mr Krabs: Plankton! I wonder if he's tried to steal the formula...

Pearl: See! It's all about you, you never think about anyone else! (She storms out)

Mr Krabs: Pearly, wait! (He follow her)

(In the Krusty Krab, Torpedo Belly is on Squidward's shoulders as he serves the customers)

Torpedo Belly: FASTER! FASTER! FASTER!

Squidward: (Whispering through the serving hatch) You've got to do something, Spongebob...

Spongebob: I will, for you ... and me ... and for what is right (He bursts out of the kitchen) YOU!

Torpedo Belly: (Turning to Spongebob) WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Spongebob: Uhm, uh ... please don't work us so hard

Torpedo Belly: You've got some guts, kid ...

Spongebob: Why thank you...

Torpedo Belly: So you've decided to stand up for you and your friend?

Spongebob: Yes, and I'd do it again!

Torpedo Belly: Well too bad I'm gonna have to punish you - to death!

Spongebob: I guess I won't be doing it again then...

Sandy: (They arrive at the beach) Right then, the plan ... (The three of them huddle together) Me and Patrick are going to pretend to drown whilst you run in and save us winning back your respect

Larry: Is that it? That kind of plan never works...

Sandy: Well I don't see any of you coming up with anything...

Patrick: How about we get the new replacement lifeguard to save us but we'll struggle and he won't be able to pull us to safety, everyone will then want Larry back and we can all go home?

Larry: Yeah, that does sound better...

Sandy: Well, yes, but we have no time, let's go... (She and Patrick run off into the Ocean and start acting making sure everyone can hear them) WHAT A NICE DAY FOR A SWIM

Patrick: I AGREE WITH THIS STATEMENT

Sandy: OH NO, WHAT'S HAPPENING? I'M DROWNING!

Patrick: IT'S TRUE, SHE REALLY IS, ALSO ME, I'M DROWNING (They shout for help as Larry jumps up)

Larry: (Standing heroically) I'll save you!

Sandals: Larry? (Everyone mumbles)

Patrick: (Jumping up and down) WE NEED HELP, WE REALLY DO (He accidentally smashes Sandy's helmet as it begins to fill with water) Uh oh...

Sandy: This wasn't meant to happen...

Mr Krabs: (Walking past Goo Lagoon with Pearl) Please Pearl, let me talk to you...

Pearl: Just leave me alone! (She storms off)

(On top of the Krusty Krab, Torpedo Belly has Squidward and Spongebob tied up)

Squidward: (Looking down at the drop) Please let us go!

Torpedo Belly: That's what we're up here for...

Squidward: That's not what I meant...

Spongebob: (Taking a deep breath) N-Now you listen here, you can't just go around being so mean, Mr Krabs was such a better boss, don't you agree Squidward?

Squidward: Eh...

Spongebob: If you want to drop us then drop us!

Squidward: Him, drop him...

Spongebob: ... Then you go ahead and drop us! But you must remember that you're not very nice!

Torpedo Belly: I see... (He begins to laugh loudly)

Spongebob: What's so funny?

Torpedo Belly: You two...

Spongebob: (Confused) What did we do?

Torpedo Belly: I only acted so stern because Armour Abs Krabs told me if I did then you'd work harder...

Spongebob: S-So you're not going to drop us?

Torpedo Belly: Well I don't know about that ... I kid, I kid!

(Larry continues to run towards the lagoon as he finally reaches the edge of the water)

Nat: Larry won't save them...

Larry: Here I go... (He stares at the water as he suddenly dives back covering himself in sand on the beach)

Nat: (Watching on) Called it!

Patrick: (Calling out) LARRY HELP! SHE'S ACTUALLY REALLY HURT, I SWEAR!

Larry: (He climbs out of the sand) She's really hurt? (He stands strong as he runs into the water screaming) I can't do it, I can't swim, I thought I got over my fear but I haven't!

Mr Krabs: Pearl please wait up... (He hears screaming from the lagoon) What the? (He turns around and runs onto the beach diving into the water and pulling all three of them out)

Pearl: (She runs up to her dad) I can't believe you risked your life to save everyone...

Mr Krabs: Well you know me...

Pearl: I thought I did, I'm sorry I said all of those horrible things about you

Mr Krabs: Don't worry about it, Pearl (She hugs him as everyone cheers)

Sandy: (Larry drains the water from Sandy's helmet as she begins to gain consciousness) W-What happened?

Larry: (Upset) The plan failed...

Sandy: So no one respects you?

Larry: No, no they don't...

Sandy: Even after you risked your life and faced your fears...

Larry: I said no!

Fred: Wait a second, "faced your fears", what do you mean?

Sandy: He's got a fear of water

Larry: Shush! Don't tell everyone...

Sandals: Yeah right...

Patrick: It's true

Scooter: So you risked your life to save those dudes?

Larry: Uhm, well ... I guess...

Fred: Well why didn't anybody say? (They all begin to cheer for Larry)

Larry: But what about my job? I can't be a lifeguard if I can't guard lives...

Scooter: Don't sweat it dude, we'll all help you through it

Larry: So you're not gonna replace me?

Sandals: Never ... well unless you die

Larry: Thanks everyone (Turning to Sandy and Patrick) Especially you guys (He smiles as they smile back)

Sandy: So Patrick, ya wanna go see Spongebob?

Patrick: Yeah, I'll just go cool myself off... (He runs off into the lagoon as Sandy watches him slowly sink into the water)

Sandy: Eh... I've saved enough lives today, I'm sure he'll be fine... (She walks off)

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When Spongebob and Sandy are locked in the treedome at night they recount of recent happenings in their lives (and no, it's not a clip show!)

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Season 5, episode 12 (92)- "Chronicles of the Deep"

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(As the sun sets over the city, Spongebob and Sandy are in the treedome as the squirrel hammers away at a machine...)

Spongebob: (Yawning) ... Sandy, could I go home now?

Sandy: Well if you really don't want to watch me hammer this machine anymore then sure, I'll see ya later...

Spongebob: Yeah, bye Sandy... (He walks up to the door pulling it but it won't open) Huh? Sandy, your door's broken...

Sandy: Try pushing it

Spongebob: (He pushes it) Nope, it still won't open...

Sandy: Maybe you're not doing it right... (She walks up and pushes hard on the door but it won't budge) I think we're locked in!

Spongebob: But how?

Sandy: The handle on the outside must have broken off somehow...

Spongebob: But I can't be locked in here! How am I going to get to work tomorrow?

Sandy: Really? That's the first thing you think about when getting locked in somewhere?

Spongebob: (Panicking) What are we gonna do?

Sandy: We'll have to wait until the morning and get someone to let us out then...

Spongebob: I guess that's OK...

Sandy: Sure it is, we can stay up all night and tell ghost stories! You got any?

Spongebob: (Thinking) I don't know about ghost stories but something cool happened to me yesterday, and it's sort of ghost related ...

Sandy: I guess it's better than nothing then...

Spongebob: Well it all happened on that magical day known as ... uh, yesterday...

Sandy: What's so magical about Thursday...

Spongebob: Well, you see, I was going about my normal morning routine when I left the house as per usual...

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Spongebob: (He exits his house and happily breathes in the fresh water) Good Morning Bikini Bottom, and how are you this fine new day? ... well that's great ... you and me are gonna have so much fun today at work (As he begins to walk off he spots the Flying Dutchman in the distance weeping over his ship that has been destroyed somehow) What happened?

The Flying Dutchman: (Looking up with tears in his eyes) I don't want to talk about it, kid...

Spongebob: You can tell me...

The Flying Dutchman: I SAID I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT! ... (Spongebob begins to walk away) ... Fine, I'll tell you, I was doing what I always do, flying my ship above the city when it happened ...

Spongebob: What happened?

The Flying Dutchman: It...

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The Flying Dutchman: (High above the city he's flying his ship) What a nice day...

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Sandy: (Back in the treedome) Wait, wait, wait - now it's the Dutchman's story?

Spongebob: Please Sandy, I'm the one telling the story - So anyway, the Dutchman was telling me about his flight out the previous day...

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The Flying Dutchman: (Flying his ship) What a nice day... feels me with anger! (There's a sudden sound of lightening and then it strikes the ship) What the?... (The ship begins to fall from the sky) What's going on? (He flies out of his ship and down to Bikini Bottom as his ship smashes into a cliff and falls to pieces on the ground) Whoever did this is going to pay ... pay with their soul! ... and with money to repair the damages of course (Lightening bolts shoot out of Squidward house in every direction) Got'cha!

Patrick: (Rubbing his feet along Squidward's carpet) ... And then you go like this! (He touches Squidward's table as a bolt of lightening shoots off of it and out of the roof)

Squidward: Will you get out of here? Go do that on your own rug!

Patrick: What? I can't afford anything as fancy as a rug

Squidward: Well then... (The Flying Dutchman appears in the house)

The Flying Dutchman: WHO DARE DESTROY THE FLYING DUTCHMAN'S SHIP?!

Squidward: Oh great, now he's here too, this isn't a house party y'know...

The Flying Dutchman: Which one of you scurvy sea dogs destroyed me ship?

Squidward: Well it certainly wasn't me so you're probably looking for no-brains over there... (He points to Patrick)

The Flying Dutchman: What kind of black magic are ya using, Mr. No Brains?

Patrick: (He holds up his hand that has a small spark at the tip) It's called static electricity...

The Flying Dutchman: What the who-ha?

Patrick: Well I was watching TV when I found out about it ...

Squidward: Nobody cares! Get outta here!

Patrick: ... I was sat on my couch when it happened...

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(Patrick's sat in his rock watching TV)

Narrator: ... And now a documentary on our good ole' friend ... electricity!

Patrick: Aw jeez ... I gotta change the channel (He tries to pull himself out of his chair) Ah forget it... (He slumps back down)

Narrator: ... You may think that electricity is fun ... and you'd be completely right! Static electricity builds up when two surfaces are rubbed together, like your feet and a rug for example, you can use the excess energy to give people you don't like tiny electrical shocks that could kill them ... how fun is that? I'll tell you ... very!

Patrick: (His stomach growls) I'm so hungry I could eat a seahorse ... but that would be gross, I'll probably just stick with a Krabby Patty... (He walks off towards the Krusty Krab as he enters and glances around) Why am I here again? (He wonders off into the bathroom as he spots Plankton sneaking through the window) What are you doing?

Plankton: Well don't just stand there! (He opens up the window causing Plankton to fall face down on the floor)

Patrick: Why are you coming though the window?

Plankton: This is the only way I can get in without that darned crab seeing me...

Patrick: Why don't you just go in through the normal way? Mr Krabs isn't in today, he's left Spongebob in charge...

Plankton: So if I get rid of the sponge there would be no one in the way of me getting the formula!

Patrick: Exactly! Well goodbye... (He walks off)

Plankton: I just hope this plan works, all of those times I tried to get the formula and failed ... just like yesterday ...

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Plankton: (He slowly sneaks into Mr Krabs' office) Almost there...

Mr Krabs: Almost where?

Plankton: Oh great... (Mr Krabs reveals himself and picks Plankton up)

Mr Krabs: Hello there stranger, what are you doing here and how soon can you leave?

Plankton: Right now if you put me down!

Mr Krabs: You know what Plankton, instead of throwing you straight back to yer restaurant, why don't I tell ye a story?

Plankton: I'd rather be thrown back...

Mr Krabs: Just sit down... (He sits on Krabs' book) Well when I was a young boy I wanted a toy boat but I never got it...

Plankton: ...

Mr Krabs: ...

Plankton: ...

Mr Krabs: What? I never said it was much of a story...

Plankton: So what was the moral?

Mr Krabs: Oh there was none ... you can go now...

Plankton: What a complete waste of my time

Mr Krabs: Oh yeah I forgot, the Chum Bucket is so busy right now

Plankton: Hey, for your information I could have been at home plotting your downfall right now

Mr Krabs: Of course...

Plankton: (He turns around and then looks back) Uh,... Krabs, could you ... y'know, throw me back? It's so much easier than walking all the way... (Mr Krabs picks him up and throws him back to the Chum Bucket) THANK YOU, KRABS!

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Spongebob: (Still in the treedome) There you go Sandy, now you tell a story...

Sandy: Wait a second Spongebob, I've just thought of something - I think Plankton was the one who locked us in here, Patrick told him about you being the only one guarding the formula so he locked us in here so you couldn't stop him!

Spongebob: That does sound like something he would do, we gotta get outta here! (They both slam on the door as hard as they can but no one can hear them...)

Plankton: (He enters the dark office as he stares at the safe) The formula is finally mine! (He approaches the safe slowly turning it and pulling out the formula in the glass bottle) It took me over twenty years of planning and building devices to get this when all I really had to do was lock that sponge up... (He holds the formula to his nose) ... Ooh, it even smells like I thought it would... (He jumps towards the exit) Here's to you, Krabs! (The Dutchman's ship suddenly smashes into the side of the office as Spongebob bursts out and grabs the formula) What's going on, how did you escape, you were locked in!

Spongebob: We were...

Plankton: What happened? Explain to me in as much detail as possible...

Spongebob: Well we were hopelessly trapped in the treedome as we noticed Patrick going on one of his late night walks so we smashed on the glass to get his attention and he opened the door as we burst out and ran to my house. When we arrived I pulled out Squidward's rug, that he kindly let us use, and Patrick started creating static on it while we worked on constructing the ship. When it was as good as it could be, Patrick released the static onto the ship's controls filling it with power as the Flying Dutchman raced us all over here to stop you. That is how we stopped you getting the formula, Plankton... (Looking around) ... Plankton?

Sandy: He made off with the formula as soon as you started talking...

Spongebob: Why didn't anybody tell me! Come on everyone, we need to go stop him!

Squidward: I'll pass...

(As Squidward walks off Spongebob, Sandy, The Flying Dutchman and Patrick run out of the restaurant hot on the tail of Plankton)

Plankton: (He bursts into the Chum Bucket with the formula quickly bolting the doors behind him) Why do I always wait until I get back here to open the bottle? (He quickly smashes the glass pulling out the formula as The Flying Dutchman glides through the door, unlocking it and allowing everyone in)

Spongebob: Thanks Dutchy!

The Flying Dutchman: Don't ever call me that

Plankton: Oh Neptune! (He stumbles managing to unravel the formula only to have Sandy kick him across the floor as Spongebob strolls up and picks up the paper) I hate you all

Patrick: What about me, I didn't do anything...

Plankton: Especially you! OK, you've ruined my life you can get out now... (They all walk out)

Spongebob: Thanks everyone, the formula lives to fight another day...

Sandy: It's no problem, Spongebob

Spongebob: If we've learned anything from today it's that ... uh ... we ... eh?

Sandy: That Plankton will never get the formula?

Spongebob: True, but that's not what I was going for...

Patrick: The Flying Dutchman didn't know what static electricity was?

Spongebob: Closer but still no ... aw forget it, we've learned absolutely nothing...

The Flying Dutchman: Yarr

Sandy: You're probably right...

Patrick: That's for sure! (They all walk off in different directions)

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Next Time...

When various people are abducted in the city, they return as mindless drones and only Spongebob can protect the city from the impending alien attack...

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Season 5, episode 13 (93)- "Alien vs. Sponge"

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(The town is completely dark and silent. On top of a hill, Sandy and Spongebob sit next to a telescope)

Spongebob: (Staring up at the stars) Isn't it beautiful?

Sandy: Tell me about it...

Spongebob: You know, I've never really though about what life is like in space...

Sandy: Well you have been twice already...

Spongebob: I know, but about life, do you think there's life on any other planets?

Sandy: It's impossible to tell really...

Spongebob: Wait, what's that? (He points in the air at a huge spaceship approaching over the horizon)

Sandy: (Looking through the telescope) It looks like a UFO, but it can't be, I mean it's not possible...

Spongebob: It must be possible, it's happening isn't it ... by the way, what's happening? (It continues to approach as it just hovers above them) I think we should get out of here, Sandy, like right now!

Sandy: Are you kidding me? This could provide the breakthrough in alien research that we... (A bright pink beam shines on her as she is lifted up)

Spongebob: (Reaching after her) SANDY!

Sandy: Welp, I could see this coming... (She is lifted into the ship as Spongebob runs off screaming)

Spongebob: HELP! (He runs up to Squidward's door smashing on it as loud as he can) SQUIDWARD!

Squidward: (Pulling open the door) What is it?! Why are you here, go away!

Spongebob: It's Sandy...

Squidward: Oh really, yeah I don't know her... (He slams the door shut)

Spongebob: You know Sandy, the squirrel with the helmet...

Squidward: (Opening the door) Oh her ... don't care

Spongebob: She's been abducted by aliens!

Squidward: Fascinating, go tell someone who cares... (He closes the door again)

Spongebob: (Turning to face Patrick's rock) Patrick! (He runs up to the starfishes' house and knocks on it)

Patrick: (Opening up) Hey Spongebob...

Spongebob: Oh Patrick, you've gotta help, it's Sandy, she's been abducted by aliens!

Patrick: I'd love to help you Spongebob but I'm a little busy at the moment...

Spongebob: What do you mea... (He notices Patrick being lifted up into the spaceship)

Spongebob: Oh Neptune, not you too! (He runs off as he slowly turns around and notices alien spaceships continuing to abduct random people out of their houses) What is going on? (He bursts into his house looking through the blinds as people are continued to be abducted right in front of him) This can't be happening!

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(As the sun rises over the city, Spongebob slowly wakes up on the floor of his bedroom)

Spongebob: (Rubbing his head and slowly standing up) I can't believe it, it was all a dream, I've never been so happy to be involved in such a big cliché... (He turns around to look out of his window as he spots most of the town gathered together) Huh? (He runs out of his house and approaches the crowd as they mumble to one another)

Fred: What is going on?

Sandals: Where is everyone?

Squidward: I never really liked anyone but wasn't there usually more people around?

Evelyn: A quarter of the town is gone!

Scooter: Dudes, I'm scared...

Spongebob: (He enters the group as everyone stares at him) Did you guys all see it, the alien spaceship?

Mr Krabs: No, we were all asleep, like you should have been on a work night...

Spongebob: Sorry Sir...

Mr Krabs: Never mind, just tell us where everyone has gone

Spongebob: They were all abducted late last night...

Mr Krabs: Well at least none of me crew were abducted so I say, let's get back to work...

Spongebob: As much as I'd love to Mr Krabs - Patrick, Sandy, Plankton and the hundreds of non-speaking fish are my friends and we need to help them!

Squidward: Face it Spongebob, if what you're saying is true then there's no way, ever, that any of those people will return... (They all suddenly fall from the sky and land in the center of the crowd) ... I'd like to retract my previous statement

Spongebob: (Running up to everyone) What happened, you're not hurt are you?

Sandy: We're absolutely fine

Squidward: What did they do to you?

Patrick: They just carried out some little tests on us, no biggie...

Squidward: But why were you the only ones selected?

Patrick: Only the most intelligent of us were chosen

Squidward: You mean they chose you but not me?

Police Chief Al: (He approaches them all) Move along everyone, there's nothing to see here except some strange paranormal event that's never happened before and probably never will again,... I said move out! (Everyone scatters)

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Spongebob: (In the Krusty Krab, he walks out of the kitchen placing a Krabby Patty in front of Patrick) There you go buddy, I'm glad you're looking better...

Patrick: Searching for acceptable response ... response not found (He places out his hand grinding the patty then licking the remains off of the plate as Spongebob walks off staring oddly at Patrick)

Spongebob: ... Do you notice anything different about Patrick?

Squidward: (Glancing up) Yeah, he's eating like a two year old...

Spongebob: No not that, he just used three consecutive words with more than six letters in ... something is very wrong (Sandy suddenly bursts into the Krusty Krab and marches up to Patrick)

Sandy: Brother #1,639 we are needed elsewhere (They both march off)

Squidward: (Confused) Did she just say 'brother'?

Spongebob: Yeah, I'm more concerned that Sandy never told me she had 1,638 other siblings...

Karen: (In the Chum Bucket she waits nervously) ... He's usually home by now I hope nothing horrible has happened to him ... well nothing too far from his usual injuries... (Plankton suddenly bursts in mark free as he marches through the restaurant) I was getting worried about...

Plankton: ... Long day, need rest, charge... (He marches up the stairs as Karen stares at him strangely...)

(High above the city, a huge spaceship hovers just below the surface while on board are seven similar looking aliens)

Zanthus: (Standing menacingly over a control panel) Now that we have sent down those drones we are finally free to continue along our proceedings... (A glass container filled with the sleeping, abducted citizens is revealed) ... Commence the operation!

Zahur: Commencing operation!

Zadock: Commencing operation!

Zaidee: Operation to be commenced! ... What? You never let me mix it up (The head alien pushes a button causing a pink gas to filter from the sea creatures container through a funnel and into a huge machine that begins to power up)

Zanthus: Perfect! With the smartest minds of the Ocean and this machine we can finally attack the city of Bikini Bottom by creating a plan with this artificial intelligence!

Zartok: I know I'm probably going to be sent to the dungeon for saying this but why do we want to destroy the city? Wouldn't it be better to overpower the town and rule the citizens using them as our slaves? If we destroy the city then what will we have to rule?

Zanthus: ...

Zanzibaar: ...

Zenobio: ...

Zanthus: You know what, you're right...

Zartok: What? Really?

Zanthus: Yes, you will be sent to the dungeon for saying that... (He is dragged off as Zanthus turns to the control panel) Let's get this thing going...

(Back in Bikini Bottom, Spongebob approaches Patrick's rock and knocks on it)

Spongebob: Patrick, are you in there buddy? (He continues to knock before opening the door and walking inside) Uh ... Patrick? (He looks around noticing a light is on in the other room) Are you in there, in the kitchen? (He slowly walks into the kitchen as he trip on a loose tile) Patrick should really get this fixed... (He fiddles with the tile as another becomes loose) Huh? (He pulls up a few more tiles that reveal a tunnel underneath them) What is going on?... (He pulls up one last tile as he jumps into the hole and steadily makes his way through the long tunnel...)

(All the way along the tunnel, there's a group of the citizen clones such as Patrick, Sandy and Plankton sat in front of a screen)

Zanthus: (On the huge screen) ... We are now ready to enforce our plan, you must make sure everyone of the townspeople are kept in city limits as we launch the attack - you hear?

Drones: YES MASTERS

Zanthus: Ah ... drones, best idea ever ... besides this attack, that's just pure genius ... (Spongebob is revealed to be listening in from the edge of the tunnel)

Spongebob: Drones? Attack? City? Aliens? Drones? Wait, I already said that one, ah who cares, I need to warn everyone! (He sprints back through the tunnel bursting out of the ground and running around the town shouting) EVERYONE LISTEN! OUR FRIENDS WHO WERE ABDUCTED ARE ACTUALLY ROBOT DRONES! (Everyone turns to face him)

Fred: What are you talking about?

Spongebob: The... (Suddenly the drones burst out of the ground and begin to menacingly surround Spongebob as everyone watches on confused)

Mr Krabs: What's going on, lad?

Spongebob: Drones, help!

Mr Krabs: Get'cher hands off him! (He pushes the Patrick drone to the ground as it struggles but gets back up and pushes Mr Krabs as a fight quickly breaks out)

(The alien saucer still hovers over the city as the aliens watch down at the fighting)

Zanthus: Perfect! With them fighting they won't noticed THIS (He presses a button and a huge laser appears out of the bottom of the spaceship) Now to destroy the town! (He hovers his tentacle over the button)

Zenobio: Why are we destroying the city again? Also why would we need to own the Ocean anyway? Also how can we survive underwater and speak perfect English?

Zanthus: ...

Zanzibaar: ...

Zadock: ...

Zanthus: Someone wants a free ticket to the dungeon... (He's dragged off) There's no problem the dungeon can't fix?

Spongebob: (A drone Mrs Puff smashes Spongebob's side) Please everyone, listen! (A drone fish hits him over the head) I want to reason with you!

Zanthus: (On the ship he's still holding his tentacle over the laser button) Any second now... (Behind him in the glass container the abducted sea creatures slowly wake up)

Patrick: (Yawning and stretching) What a nap!

Sandy: Shh! Look... (She points to the aliens as everyone stays silent) ... If we're going to escape we need to stay absolutely quiet ... you hear me? Well do you? Anyone?

Plankton: Yes we hear you, shut up... (They all slowly open the glass container and begin to sneak out)

Zanthus: That's right, any second now and the town will be destroyed...

Sandy: What?! (She jumps up)

Patrick: Sandy what are you doing? (She kicks the alien in the face causing him to fall to the ground before glancing up)

Zanthus: ESCAPED PRISONERS!

Zahur: Where? What are they doing?

Zanthus: Uhm ... escaping (The aliens grab them as they fight back) Get them out of here, they're ruining everything! (A huge fight breaks out as the aliens all try to reach for the laser button)

(Back on the ground, everyone is still fighting the drones)

Spongebob: Stop this! (Sandy's drone knocks him across the ground) LLLLIIIISSSSTTTTEEEENNNN! (Everyone turns to face Spongebob) Please drones, you have all been programmed to act like this against your own free will and if you had any what would you want to do? If you just look into your robot hearts and...

Patrick Drone: We do not have hearts

Spongebob: ... Well for the purpose of this inspirational speech you do ... you must decide what you really want, to fight us or to stand up to your programmers, we can't change your views but we WHAT IS THAT! (He points up at the spaceship and huge laser as everyone stares up before running around in a panic)

(The drones all look around at the panicked citizens then up at the laser attached to the ship...)

Zanthus: (He pushes Sandy aside slithering up to the button) This has gone just far enough! (He holds up his tentacle slamming it down on the button as everyone gasps and falls silent)

(The laser shoots a huge red beam towards the city as the drones suddenly begin to join together)

Zenobio: (Staring out of the ship) What are they doing?

Spongebob: (Watching the drones connecting) What are you doing?

Plankton Drone: What you told us to do ... what is right... (The drones form a shield as the laser strikes them rebounding back and shooting off into the air)

Zartok: (The laser heads back up to the ship) I knew this wouldn't work...

Zanthus: Well then why didn't you tell me, WHY?! (Sandy pushes a button opening a hatch that all the sea creatures jump out of) What are you doing? Come back here! (The laser strikes the ship causing a huge explosion as the sea creatures float down to the city...)

Spongebob: (He runs up to the destroyed pieces of the drones scattered all along the ground) I can't believe they sacrificed their own lives to save ours...

Sandy: (She lands next to Spongebob putting her arm around him) You know they were never actually alive? And besides, robots don't have free will, how could they not do what they were programmed to?

Spongebob: I don't know, you're the scientist...

Sandy: They must have been programmed to create a shield, sacrifice their "lives" in aid of some other, bigger scheme...

Spongebob: What do you mean?

Sandy: I have absolutely no idea ... come on, let's just go home... (They all walk off)

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(The aliens are floating on the Ocean's water amongst the broken parts of the ship)

Zanthus: Perfect, the plan worked, now that those sea creatures think we are all dead when we next launch our attack they will have no idea!

Zanzibaar: That was never the plan, was it?

Zanthus: No, but it really worked in our favor! We will be back one day! (He laughs evilly)

Zenobio: Wait, how are we gonna get home... (They slowly float off across the Ocean as the song begins...)

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Next Time...

Sadie falls into a gang of snooty teenagers at school but what will she do when Pearl refuses to be friends with her but Squidward is having the time of his life mixing with the teens parents?

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Season 5, episode 14 (94)- "Fake Friends Forever"

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(The sun breaks through the clouds and shines on the new day over Squidward's house, inside Sadie is asleep...)

Sadie: (She suddenly wakes and sits up looking at her alarm that reads 7:32) Barnacles! I'm gonna be late for school! (She jumps out of bed panicking as she quickly gets dressed glancing outside at the bus that's waiting for her) This can't be happening! I need to get outta here...

Bus Driver: (Waiting outside the house with a bus packed with high school kids) Are you sure I'm meant to pick up someone here?

Evelyn: Yeah, it's that octopus girl...

Bus Driver: Well I'm not waiting any longer than I should, hey kids, let's count down from sixty! (As they begin to countdown, Sadie continues to rush around as she bursts out of the bathroom with lipstick all over her face as she trips over a "House Fancy" magazine tossing some books into her bag and running off...)

Bus Driver: ... Nine, eight, seven... (Sadie bursts out of the house sprinting towards the bus) ... Two, one! (She clambers onto the bus jumping into a seat as the bus drives off and she sighs in relief)

Sadie: (The bus arrives at the school as Sadie gets off and walks through the hallway towards her class) I can't believe after all that rush I have Math first... (She walks into the class noticing an empty seat next to her desk) Huh? Pearl's usually here before me... (Mr C. Bass, Sadie's teacher, enters) Sir, where's Pearl?

Mr C. Bass: Oh her dad called in saying she was very sick, she's not coming in today...

Sadie: Really? But... (She looks a little depressed but sits down ready for class anyways) Will this day ever end?

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Sadie: (At lunch she sits by herself in the cafeteria as everyone else sits with their group of friends) This is all Pearl's fault, how dare she be ill! (She notices Chad enter the room) Oh no, not Chad ... I can't let him see me like this, with no friends, he'll never fall in love with then... (She jumps up and quickly sits down in amongst some other students) That's better...

???: (From behind) Uh, do we know you?

Sadie: Huh? (She turns around to notice she's sat on a table with a group of girls) Uh... hi

???: Again, who are you?

Sadie: I'm Sadie, who are you?

???: We're only the most popular and well respected gang in the whole entire school! I'm Dakota, she's Kansas, she's Montana, she's also Cansas but spelled with a 'C' and finally she is Virginia...

Sadie: Hey I think know you guys, you're those snooty kids, right?

Dakota: What?

Sadie: "Snooty and the Blowfish" that's what everyone calls you, right?

Kansas: I suppose that name was inevitable considering Montana's a blowfish and we act like snobs ... so anyway, what does your dad do?

Sadie: My dad? ... He's a purveyor of food...

Dakota: You mean a cashier?

Sadie: (She notices their disgusted faces) Uh ... um ... yeah, part time, he's really an explorer... (They all mumble excitedly)

Virginia: Really?

Sadie: Yes, why would I make something like that up?

Montana: Has he ever caught any wild creatures?

Sadie: The wildest!

Montana: Even an Alaskan Bull Worm?

Sadie: Yeah sure, why not?

Dakota: We simply must get to know each other...

Sadie: Really? That sounds great!

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Sadie: (She's talking to her friends outside of school as Squidward rides up on his recumbent bicycle) Well I've got to go... (She quickly runs up to Squidward) Go, go, go!

Squidward: (Confused) What?

Kansas: Is that your dad?

Sadie: Uh yeah... (They all crowd around him)

Dakota: So what's it like being an explorer, Mr Tentacles?

Montana: Did you really catch the Alaskan Bull Worm?

Cansas: Can I have your autograph?

Squidward: What are you all...? (He notices Sadie pleading with him behind her friends) ... Yes, that's right, an explorer, that's what I am... well I've got to go! (They both quickly walk off) Why did you lie and tell them I was an explorer?

Sadie: I didn't lie ... I just refrained myself from telling the truth!

Squidward: Ugh I can't blame you, I've done it so many times before...

Dakota: (She runs up to Sadie and Squidward) Hey Sadie, could I come around your house today?

Sadie: Uh, I guess so... (They all walk back towards Squidward's house)

Dakota: ... So I said "...yeah right, sister" (The two girls laugh)

Squidward: Wait, you didn't even tell the first part of the story...

Sadie: Shut up, dad! (They all walk into the house as Dakota glances around)

Dakota: Eh, I suppose it's better than the pineapple or the rock... (There's a sudden knock on the door and Squidward answers it to a fancy looking fish)

Squidward: Hello ... do I know you?

Reginald: I don't believe we have met, I am Sir Reginald Windsor and I am Dakota's father (He shakes Squidward's tentacle)

Dakota: Daddy, what are you doing here?

Reginald: I'm here to talk with my new friend,... what is your name again?

Squidward: Uh,.. Squidward

Reginald: Of course, I'd just like to congratulate you on your daughter and my daughter becoming friends...

Squidward: Ok then...

Reginald: So Squidward, I hear you're an explorer, is that correct?

Squidward: What the hell are you talking about? ... Oh yeah, that's right, an explorer...

Reginald: Well if you're not too busy exploring this Thursday, how would you like to come over for a dinner party, all of Sadie's new friends parents will be there, it will be a great way for you to introduce yourself...

Squidward: I guess so...

Reginald: Then it's settled, I'll be seeing you this Thursday... (He walks off)

Squidward: Wait, I don't even know where you live...

Reginald: Me? Why would you want to know that? We're having the dinner party here ... I'll see you then!

Squidward: What? Oh great...

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(At school, Sadie's eating lunch with her new friends)

Montana: (Glancing around the room) Tuh! Look at all those losers, no wonder no one ever talks to them...

Sadie: But I ta...

Kansas: What?

Sadie: I don't talk to them, of course not, why would I? (She looks down at the table)

Dakota: Oh yes, I just remembered, did you bring us the money?

Sadie: (Confused) What money?

Dakota: The money you pay us so we can hang out together...

Sadie: What? You were being serious?!

Dakota: Of course... (Sadie pulls out her purse and hands out the money to everyone) We'll expect the rest tomorrow... (They all get up and walk off as Sadie sighs) Well don't just sit there... (She slowly gets up and follows them out)

Squidward: (He hums to himself as he gets dressed up fancy) La da dee, la da doo, la da dum... (He looks at himself in the mirror) Why was I born so beautiful? (He puffs his jacket out as he happily smiles and there's a knock at the door) Here it goes...

Sadie: (Her friends wave to her as she walks off home) ... That was a close one, I almost thought my cover would be blown (She sighs in relief just as her phone sounds) Ooh a message... (She opens it and reads the message aloud to herself) "Feeling better now, see you tomorrow - Pearl xxx" (She slowly puts her phone down and breathes heavily) Oh no, not Pearl, she's bound to blow my cover! (She rushes home and shakes nervously) Get a hold of yourself Sades, you need to keep your mind off of tomorrow... (She slowly sits down on the couch and turns on the TV just as Squidward walks down the stairs)

Squidward: I didn't hear you come in, the last guest just left...

Sadie: (She glances around at Squidward) You look like you had fun...

Squidward: Oh I did, y'know what Sadie? I think I've finally found my people...

Sadie: (Not enthused) That's really great...

Squidward: What's wrong?

Sadie: What should I do dad? Pearl's back tomorrow and she's gonna blow our covers...

Squidward: Eugene's whale child? Whatever you do you must keep your new friends and their parents, it's the right thing to do...

Sadie: But what about Pearl?

Squidward: I'm sure she'll live...

Sadie: I'm still not sure, I think I'll go ask Spongebob... (She jumps up)

Squidward: No ... he's not in this episode

Sadie: But...

Squidward: You'd want to lose all five of your friends over one, granted she is pretty big so may count as five but still, five whole friends in trade of one...

Sadie: But Pearl is my best friend...

Squidward: Who's needs best friends when you have five?

Sadie: I guess you're right...

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(In bed, Sadie is tossing and turning)

Sadie: (She appears on a blank screen) Where am I? (She turns around hitting into something as she suddenly appears in the cafeteria with her friends)

Virginia: ... Pearl's just been telling us how you lied about everything ... now we're going to kill you! (They all pull out knives as Sadie wakes up in bed)

Sadie: They're gonna kill me?! Yeah that's unlikely,... I still can't let Pearl ruin everything, no matter what!...

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(Sadie's sat in the cafeteria with her friends)

Sadie: ... So I said "...that wasn't a monkey after all" (They all laugh as Pearl walks up to them)

Pearl: Hi Sadie, I shouted to you in the hall, did you not hear me?

Sadie: Oh I heard you...

Pearl: Ok... So you wanna go eat where we always do?

Sadie: What are you talking about?

Pearl: The place where we alwa...

Sadie: Do I know you? (The five friends laugh)

Pearl: What? You? I? (She runs off crying)

Virginia: What a cry baby...

Sadie: Yeah... (She watches her run off as her face slowly drops)

Dakota: So anyway, what were we talking about?

(At a dinner party, Squidward is happily chatting to some friends as Reginald walks up to him)

Reginald: (Holding out a platter) More caviar, Squidward?

Squidward: Oh I couldn't possible ... not have some more! (Everyone chuckles as he picks up the food) Oh this is the life...

Sadie: (School ends and Sadie walks out noticing Pearl waiting at the gates) Oh hey Pearl... (She runs up to her)

Pearl: (Turning away) Don't talk to me...

Sadie: I was hoping we could walk home together, y'know, like we used to?

Pearl: What about your other friends?

Sadie: They're staying on after class...

Pearl: ... and you expect me to walk home with you, after what you said to me? Yeah right! I don't know what kind of lie you told to became friends with those snobs, but don't worry I'm not going to tell them because for some reason, I still like you... (She walks off)

Sadie: (Calling after her) But I thought we were friends...

Pearl: Me two... (She walks on out of sight)

Sadie: (As she watches Pearl disappear, her phone rings and she picks it up to see that Virginia has sent her a message) Leave me alone! (She throws the phone down without reading the message and runs off home bursting in and crying on her bed)

Squidward: (He enters the house whistling) Another productive day doing absolutely nothing... (He walks up stairs to his bedroom when he notices Sadie crying in hers) What's wrong?

Sadie: I was a complete jerk to Pearl and now she's not talking to me... (She covers her face with the pillow)

Squidward: (Looking at how sad his daughter is) You really like Pearl, don't you?

Sadie: Always...

Squidward: And your new friends?

Sadie: I never really liked them but you do...

Squidward: It doesn't matter about me, you go tell your friends that you can't play with them anymore ... I'll get by

Sadie: R-Really?

Squidward: Yeah, we'll get through this, together (They both smile)

Sadie: (She happily sits up) I'll send them a text... (She starts typing up the message) How about this?... (She hands Squidward the phone as he begins to read out the message)

Squidward: "I can't hang out with you anymore because I don't like you" (He hands it back to her) I suppose it's better than nothing... (She sends it as there's a sudden knock at the door to which Squidward answers it)

Reginald: So we hear your daughter doesn't hang out with ours anymore,... I'd like to dis-invite you to this Thursday's dinner party

Squidward: But...

Reginald: (Snapping his fingers) Fathers, let's get out of here... (They all walk off as Squidward slowly shuts the door)

Sadie: (Looking at her feet) Sorry about this dad...

Squidward: Awh it's no problem, at least you can go out with Pearl now...

Sadie: Thanks dad ... (She walks to the front door turning around to look at Squidward sat by himself on the couch) You know what? Pearl can wait, how about we play a game together?

Squidward: Really? (He looks up happily at Sadie) No, I'm fine, you go have fun... (She excitedly runs out as Squidward watches from the window) I can't let her have no friends like I used to... and besides, I'm sure Spongebob and Patrick will keep me occupied where ever they've got to...

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Next Time...

When the legal age of driving is lowered, Mr Krabs enrolls Pearl in Boating School to keep her occupied and away from the Mall and his wallet!

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Season 5, episode 15 (95)- "Driving Miss Pearly"

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(The Mayor is in his office, asleep at his desk as he drools over some paperwork)

The Mayor: (His assistant, Linda, enters waking him up suddenly as he falls back in his chair quickly getting up) Oh Linda, it's you...

Linda: Of course it's me, who else would it be?

The Mayor: What was so urgent that you had to wake me?

Linda: Well besides the fact that you're the Mayor and shouldn't be asleep ... this! (She drops a huge document on his desk)

The Mayor: (Confused) What is it?

Linda: Read it... (He looks down at the document)

The Mayor: Yeah, it's still not clearing anything up for me...

Linda: Well I'll tell you then, that is a document of all the spending's you've splurged on spa treatments and pedicures...

The Mayor: Yeah, so what? You can't put a price on beauty...

Linda: Well you can if you're using tax money, the money people give to you to improve their city...

The Mayor: Barnacles, you're right! People won't find out will they?

Linda: Sooner or later, you promised them new roads, houses and better education and all you've given them so far is a bankrupt town and a dingy city...

The Mayor: (Panicking) What am I going to do?

Linda: Well the city makes most money from boat-mobile purchases and gas prices so I...

The Mayor: That's it! I'll lower the legal driving age so more people will buy boat-mobiles and gas...

Linda: That's not what I was going to say, I meant...

The Mayor: Well my mind's already made up

Linda: (Shaking her head) How you ever got re-elected is beyond me...

The Mayor: Tell me about it, I wouldn't even vote for me...

Perch Perkins: (He's standing in front of a gas station with a microphone) Perch Perkins here, news of the Mayors decision to lower the legal driving age has struck causing many new, keen pre-teens to get a license and boat-mobile, many aren't sure what to think of the Mayors decision but here at channel eight, we are completely behind the decision and not just because we're run by the Government...

(Squidward and Mr Krabs are revealed to be watching the news report on the TV at the Krusty Krab)

Squidward: The thing that guy does for money...

Mr Krabs: Tell me about it... (He uses his nose to dislodge a coin from the floorboards) Why would... (Pearl suddenly bursts into the Restaurant interrupting her father)

Pearl: DADDY!

Mr Krabs: What is it, Pearly?

Pearl: Me and Sadie are going to the Mall and we don't have any money...

Mr Krabs: But you went to the Mall just last week and you didn't even buy anything...

Pearl: I told you, that crazy guy on the street said he'll send my money back soon!

Mr Krabs: Fine, I'll give you money but you'll have to pr... (He realizes she's already left) Gah, I wish she had a less expensive hobby... (He puts his wallet back into his pocket as he calls into the kitchen) Spongebob! Spongebob! Where is that kid?

Squidward: Didn't you hear? He's gone to Boating School, he was talking about it all this morning...

Mr Krabs: Boating School, you say? (He looks at the kitchen then up at the TV screen) I think I have an idea...

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(Mr Krabs is pushing Pearl through town as she struggles against him)

Pearl: Where are you taking me?

Mr Krabs: Oh you'll see... (They approach Boating School as Pearl looks on confused)

Pearl: Uh, what are we doing here?

Mr Krabs: Enjoy! (He pushes her into the class slamming the door behind him and running off)

Pearl: Daddy? (She turns to the exit as Spongebob walks up to her)

Spongebob: Pearl you're here? This is so exciting I can't believe we're in the same class!

Pearl: Isn't there only one class here?

Spongebob: Yeah I know but it's still cool!

(Mrs Puff enters as everyone jumps to their seats and Mrs Puff stands at the front of the class looking around and noticing Pearl)

Mrs Puff: So it seems we have yet another new student among us... and what is your name, young lady?

Pearl: Uh Pearl...

Mrs Puff: (Turning to the class) As Pearl is new here and has never driven before I'd like to quickly test her boating abilities ... a quick test that's results will follow her long after she's dead... (Everyone walks outside as Mrs Puff and Pearl get into a boat-mobile) Now Pearl, all you have to do is drive around this course avoiding all of the obstacles, Ok?

Pearl: Ok... (Spongebob appears next to the boat)

Spongebob: I'd just like to wish you luck on your first test Pearl, I really hope...

Mrs Puff: Just get out of the way Spongebob, you're going to get run over ... on second thoughts! (Spongebob steps out of the way as Pearl starts up the boat and drives around the course avoiding every obstacle) Well done, you're doing great... (She continues around) Really great! (She successfully stops at the finish line as everyone cheers) Well done, a few more drives like that and you'll have your license in no time! (Everyone congratulates her)

Spongebob: Well done Pearl, I'd love to stay and congratulate you on how great you were and how fantastic your driving skills were also...

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Spongebob: ... and wish you luck in your future driving endeavors but I'm gonna be late for work so I can't, sorry... (He runs off)

Mrs Puff: (Rolling her eyes) Idiot...

(At the Krusty Krab, Squidward is serving customers)

Squidward: (Handing over a patty) There, that'll be however much those things usually cost... (As he puts the money in the register, Spongebob bursts in running towards the kitchen)

Spongebob: Good afternoon, Squidward!

Squidward: Don't talk to me... (He walks into the kitchen closely followed by Mr Krabs)

Mr Krabs: It's about time you showed up, so how was Pearl?

Spongebob: Pearl? Oh yeah, she was great...

Mr Krabs: (Confused) What do you mean?

Spongebob: Mrs Puff said that Pearl will "have her license in no time"

Mr Krabs: Oh no!

Spongebob: What's wrong?

Mr Krabs: I didn't expect her to do that well, I just thought it would be a waste of her time so she wouldn't spend me money, but if she's as good as you're saying then I'll have to buy her a boat soon and pay for all the gas!

Spongebob: Oh... what are you going to do?

Mr Krabs: You need to jeopardize her chances of getting her license...

Spongebob: Me? I don't know if I could do that Mr Krabs...

Mr Krabs: Well you better because if you don't, don't expect to come back to work tomorrow!

Spongebob: But... fine, I'll do it...

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(At Boating School, the students are sat at their desks as Mrs Puff hands out some paper)

Mrs Puff: ... and when you finish just place your test on my desk, you may begin... (Everyone starts writing as Spongebob watches Pearl)

Spongebob: Pearl can't complete that test! (He screws up some paper and tosses it at Pearl)

Pearl: (Turning around) Stop that, Spongebob!

Spongebob: Sorry Pearl ... so, yeah, the economy eh?

Pearl: Shut up... (She turns back to her paper)

Spongebob: Drat, that didn't work either... (He watches Pearl stand up with her paper and approach the desk) She's finished?! It's now or never! (He jumps up as Pearl puts her paper on the desk)

Mrs Puff: Sit down Spongebob, this is a test... (He grabs Pearl's paper)

Spongebob: Yes, my job's safe! (Mrs Puff grabs the paper and quickly marks it)

Mrs Puff: Just as I thought, full marks ... now then Pearl, if you pass this driving course, which I'm sure you will, you'll get your license and boat and be the first person to ever pass this class!

Pearl: Wait? No one's ever passed this class before?

Mrs Puff: Oh they have, many people, but Spongebob's failed so many times that he's dragged down the average to zero... (The school bell sounds) Looks like it's time for lunch... (Everyone runs out happily)

Spongebob: This is not good, this is not good! I think Gary put seahorse radish in my sandwiches today ... also if Pearl passes, I'll be fired! (He runs outside past the eating students and up to the test boat) I must, for the sake of my job! (He jumps inside pulling open the metal sheet revealing some colored wires that he begins messing with) That should do it...

(The bells sounds again signalling the end of lunch as everyone slowly makes it back to class...)

Mrs Puff: (Walking up to Pearl) Right Pearl, now for your test, are you ready?

Pearl: As I'll ever be... (Everyone watches as they both get into the boat)

Mrs Puff: Actually I think we'll use the other boat today...

Spongebob: (Nervously) Y-You can't do that!

Mrs Puff: Why not?

Spongebob: Just ... no!

Mrs Puff: Ok then... (Turning to Pearl) You can start when you're ready... (Pearl puts her foot down as the boat starts to drive backwards)

Pearl: (Confused) Huh?

Spongebob: (Watching on with the other students) YES! My job is safe...

Pearl: Well this doesn't take a genius... (She puts her foot on the reverse pedal causing the boat to move forward)

Spongebob: Oh, I am so fired... (She makes it around the course missing every single obstacle)

Mrs Puff: That was even better the second time! You really deserve this... (She holds up Pearl's license)

Pearl: (Slowly taking it) T-Thank you so much everyone especially... (Spongebob suddenly grabs the license and runs off with it) Spongebob! (She jumps out the boat chasing after Spongebob and her license)

Mrs Puff: (Watching the two run off) If I'm ever reincarnated, I'll make darn sure I never open a Boating School again...

Pearl: (Still chasing Spongebob) What going on, Spongebob?!

Spongebob: Gotta run, gotta hide...

Pearl: You can run Spongebob but you can't... (Spongebob trips up) ... run, you can't run... (She approaches Spongebob as he backs into the Krusty Krab) What are you doing, Spongebob ... just because you can't get a license you have to steal mine?

Spongebob: I'm sorry Pearl...

Pearl: You better be!

Mr Krabs: (Walking up to the both of them) Don't blame the boy Pearl, this is my doing...

Pearl: (Confused) What do you mean?

Mr Krabs: I asked Spongebob to make sure you failed your test so I wouldn't have to buy you a boat or gas for the boat...

Pearl: (She laughs) What are you talking about? You gave me this opportunity so before I can get a boat I'm gonna need to raise the money to buy one...

Mr Krabs: You really mean that?

Pearl: Of course I mean it...

Mr Krabs: I love you so much, money ... HONEY! I mean honey... (He hugs his daughter)

Pearl: Stop it dad, you're embarrassing me... (Spongebob joins in and hugs them both)

Spongebob: Nothing like a nice family hug, right?

Mr Krabs: Too right, get over here Squidward!

Squidward: (Looking up at the three of them hugging) I'd rather not...

Mr Krabs: Get over here or your fired! (Squidward slowly walks over as they all hug and the episode ends)

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Next Time...

Gary's origin is revealed when Spongebob starts paying more attention to Patrick's new pet worm

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Season 5, episode 16 (96)- "On the Origin of Gary"

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(Spongebob and Gary are sat in front of the TV watching a soap opera as Spongebob looks on bored but Gary is smiling excitedly)

Reverend Fishly: (On the TV) ... I now pronounce you hu... (A huge motorcycle suddenly bursts through the doors as everyone screams)

Bride: What is going on?! (The biker pulls off his helmet)

Groom: Timothy? But I thought you were...

Timothy: On the moon? That's what I wanted you to think! Now I have returned to take back my wife!

Groom: No, I thought you were dead, you returned last year and died in hospital...

Timothy: That was my evil twin brother! Now give me back my wife!

Groom: No, I can't give you back your wife because ... she's your daughter! (Everyone gasps)

Spongebob: (Turning away from the screen and yawing) Come on Gary, can we turn this off now?

Gary: Meow!

Spongebob: Fine, but I'm going to sleep... (He sits back on his chair and slowly drops off to sleep as there's a sudden knock at the door) I'mma coming! (He jumps up opening the door to Patrick) Hey buddy, long time no see...

Patrick: Yeah those three hours really dragged...

Spongebob: So why are you here?

Patrick: Spongebob, say hello to my new pet! (A small, green worm reveals itself from behind Patrick)

Spongebob: You bought a pet?

Patrick: Yeah, it does get boring doing absolutely nothing all day...

Spongebob: (Stroking the worm) Well he sure is cute, what's his name?

Patrick: "Fifteen Dollars"

Spongebob: Why'd ya call him that?

Patrick: That's what the guy at the pet store called him...

Spongebob: I think that's just how much he cost...

Patrick: Oh, anyway, do you want to come and play with us? Gary can come too...

Gary: (Calling out) Meow meow!

Spongebob: I guess it's just me then... (The three of them walk out and start playing together as Gary continues to watch his shows)

Timothy: (On the screen) I don't care if you've attempted to kill me three times, I know you've changed since this morning...

Mary: Oh I have... (She smiles evilly as the credits start to roll)

Gary: (He turns off the TV as he shakes himself off slithering up to the window to watch Spongebob and Patrick play with the worm) Meow? (His eyes narrow at the worm as he continues to observe)

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(It's dark but Gary is still watching the three of them play as Spongebob turns to the Pineapple and approaches his house)

Gary: (Quickly slithering to the door) Meow...

Spongebob: (Opening the door and yawning loudly) What a day... (He walks inside as Gary follows)

Gary: Meow meow?

Spongebob: Well I think it's time for bed... (He slowly makes his way upstairs as Gary follows trying to get his attention)

Gary: Meow! Meow! Weom! Meow! (He notices Spongebob is already fast asleep as he lets out a sigh)

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Spongebob: (The alarm sounds as he and Gary wake up at the exact same time) Good morning... (Gary smiles) ... World! (He jumps up and runs outside playing instantly with Patrick and Fifteen Dollars)

Gary: (Watching from the window a tiny tear appears in his eye) M-M-Meow... (He slowly slithers up to his food bowl lifting it up in his mouth as he places it into a suitcase) Meow (He uses his teeth and a pen to scribble out a note before he looks around the house and slowly heads for the door...)

Spongebob: (Partying with Patrick and the worm outside the rock as music plays) You know what Patrick?

Patrick: What?

Spongebob: I haven't really seen Gary all day, yesterday or today...

Patrick: What?

Spongebob: I said "I haven't really see..."

Patrick: What? I can't hear what you're saying...

Spongebob: (He sighs before walking to the house opening the door to find the piece of paper with scribblings on) What's this? (He reads in his head what is on the note) G-Gary's gone? (He continues to read the note over and over) But he can't, I just ... I just saw him, he... (He slowly sits down before shedding a tear quietly)

Patrick: (Entering the house and noticing Spongebob looking upset) What's wrong, buddy?

Spongebob: Gary's left, he's ran away...

Patrick: What, again?

Spongebob: I just can't believe it, we've been friends forever...

Patrick: (Sitting down next to Spongebob) Forever?

Spongebob: Haven't I ever told you how I got Gary?

Patrick: Eh, probably, I forget...

Spongebob: Well I don't really feel like telling the story at the moment...

Patrick: Aww please Spongebob, I'm really interested now plus, it'll kill some time...

Spongebob: I guess it'll be good to let out my feelings ... it all happened fourteen years ago this very day ... a few days ago ... and a few months, the day I first saw Gary!

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(A ten year old Spongebob is happily walking to school)

Spongebob: La di do da... (A tough looking fish kid suddenly bursts out of nowhere) AH!

Tough Kid: You better scream SpongeWeak ... uh, ... WeakPants! (Spongebob tries to turn away but he is blocked off) Where do you think you're going?

Spongebob: Please don't do this again...

Tough Kid: Oh don't worry, I've got a different kind of beating for you today...

(In the house, Spongebob's father is reading a newspaper and his mother is vacuuming as the young sponge enters covered in bruises as he quickly makes towards the stairs...)

Harold SquarePants: (Looking up from his newspaper) Why are you home so early, son?

Spongebob: (Holding back the tears) We were sent home for lunch...

Harold SquarePants: Sent home for lunch, in a Grade School, with no adult supervision at half past nine in the morning? That sounds like a lie ... well OK (Spongebob runs up stairs as Harold continues to read his newspaper)

Claire SquarePants: (Watching Spongebob run into his bedroom) I think somethings up with Bobby...

Harold SquarePants: You do? (They both stand up and make their way upstairs to hear Spongebob quietly sobbing in his room) You were right?!

Claire SquarePants: Why do you sound so surprised?

Harold SquarePants: Well a lot of the times you are ... well ... you're wrong!

Claire SquarePants: Well I'm not wrong, we need to do something about our baby... wait a second, how about we throw him a party and invite all of his friends over?

Harold SquarePants: That's a great idea, there's nothing like the fake smiles people put on when a surprise party is thrown for them...

Claire SquarePants: Why do you have to say it like that?

Harold SquarePants: Like what?

Claire SquarePants: In that sarcastic way...

Harold SquarePants: That's how I always sound ... jeez, let's just get the party planned...

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(The clock strikes two as Spongebob and his parents are revealed to be sat in an empty room)

Spongebob: Can I go now?

Claire SquarePants: No, Patrick might come...

Spongebob: But you said he was ill and couldn't...

Claire SquarePants: Yeah, but he might get better! (Spongebob walks off and sulks up stairs) That's it, we need to get Spongebob a new friend...

Harold SquarePants: You can't just go into a store and ask for a best friend y'know...

Claire SquarePants: Or can you?

Harold SquarePants: No, no you can't...

Claire SquarePants: Just follow me! (They both walk out of the house approaching an old, run down animal shelter) Let's go find a friend...

Harold SquarePants: Now you could have told me we were coming here, of course we can buy a friend here, I thought you meant a human friend and of course you can't buy those in a store so I thought...

Claire SquarePants: Just come on... (They both walk inside and begin browsing the many creatures...)

(Inside a cage, a tiny baby snail is with his family - his mother, father and older sister)

Mother Snail: Meow?

Baby Snail: M-M-M-Mow (The father snail taps his son on the shell proudly)

Claire SquarePants: (Watching in the snail cage) That one, he's perfect... (The salesman pulls Gary away from his family placing him in a box)

Salesman: Now there's a few things you should know about this creature but I'm due a lunch break so here ya go... (He throws the box at Harold before running off)

Harold SquarePants: Well we better get back, Spongebob will be wondering where we've got to... (They both walk off home approaching their house)

Claire SquarePants: I can't wait to see the look on Bobby's face! (Spongebob slowly makes it down the stairs still covered in bruises)

Harold and Claire: Surprise!

Spongebob: Huh? (They hand him the box as he slowly opens it to find the small snail inside) H-He's, why? Thank you so much! (He hugs both his parents)

Harold SquarePants: So ... what are you gonna call the little guy?

Spongebob: Uh... "Gerald Arnold Yosemite" or, for short "G...

Harold SquarePants: (Abruptly) Better add in another name there son...

Spongebob: OK, I'll call you "Gerald Arnold Renny Yosemite" or just "Gary" for short...

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Spongebob: (He's asleep holding Gary tightly by his side) I'll never let you go... (He slowly closes his eyes as Gary manages to pull himself out before glancing back at Spongebob and sneaking out...) I can't wait for tomorrow... (Suddenly waking up) Huh? (He jumps up looking furiously around his room) W-Where's Gary? He's gone! (He notices the snail slime leading across his room towards the door) I better follow it... (He jumps out of bed putting on his dressing gown and sneaking out, following the tracks...)

Gary: Meow... (He approaches the animal shelter hitting his shell against the door as it opens and Gary's family are revealed to be standing their as they hug him frantically)

Spongebob: (Watching from the other side of the street) He never told me he had a family... (He sneaks in to see Gary huddling with his parents and sister happily) I-I'm sorry Gary ... I b-better go (He turns to the exit glancing around) Just remember that in the short time we were together, you were the best thing to happen to me no doubt about it... (He slowly walks out as Gary look behind at his family who all nod their heads)

Gary: Meow! (He chases after Spongebob slithering up his side and licking his face)

Spongebob: You wanna come with me? (He nods his head as they both walk off happily...)

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Spongebob: ... but now I'll never see him again! (Patrick hugs him trying to provide comfort)

Patrick: Wait a second, how did you know what everyone else was doing and saying when you weren't in the scene? (Spongebob stares at him blankly before bursting into tears again) There there buddy, if it makes you feel any better, my pet worm will never leave me because I'll never abandon him like you did with Gary...

Spongebob: (He continues to cry) I know you're only trying to help but this really isn't helping Patrick...

Patrick: I'm sorry, Spongebob...

Spongebob: It's not your fault, and I guess with Gary gone I won't have many people to confined in... (Gary is revealed to be listening in from behind the couch)

Gary: (Glancing up) Meow

Spongebob: What was that? (He turns around to spot Gary as he happily holds him up) I can't believe it's really you, buddy! (He kisses Gary many times) I'm sorry about everything, did you hear what I said?

Gary: Meow?

Spongebob: Of course I remembered the first time we met, how could I forget it?

Gary: Meow meow

Spongebob: What, you really mean that?

Patrick: What, what's he saying? How do you understand him?

Spongebob: He said he's never going to leave again because he now realizes how much I love him and need him...

Patrick: Oh, I thought it was something interesting ... so, do you wanna come play outside?

Spongebob: Not today buddy, I really want to spend some quality time with Garebear...

Patrick: I understand... (He smiles before leaving as Spongebob hugs Gary)

Spongebob: I've missed you buddy...

Gary: Meow?

Spongebob: Yeah, I also feel a cutesy montage coming on, let's just go with it...

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When Sandy's experiment goes horribly wrong she finds herself in the magical world of "Kroz" (not at all a ripoff of "Oz"). While there she discovers the many friends and foes the place has to offer...

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Season 5, episode 17 (97)- "The Wizard of Kroz"

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(In the pineapple, Spongebob's on the phone while Gary sits on the couch)

Spongebob: ... Yeah I'll send him right over (He puts the phone down and turns to Gary)

Gary: (Glancing up) Meow?

Spongebob: It was Sandy, she needs you to be her test snail again... (Gary rolls his eyes and slithers out) Have fun, I'll have dinner ready for you when you get back...

(Sandy's in the treedome standing over a jar that she's dripping a purple liquid into)

Sandy: (Staring at the mixture) One more should do it... (As she completes her task Gary slithers in) Oh hey Gary...

Gary: Meow...

Sandy: I don't have much for you to do today but I thought you might like to see this... (As Gary turns to the exit, Sandy drops the jar on the ground) Awh nuts! (A strong energy is released all around the treedome)

Gary: MEOW! (He's lifted up into the air)

Sandy: Hold on Gary! (Everything lifts up hitting against the side of the glass dome) We need to stop this! Well I need to ... you don't have any arms, no offense... (She tries to pull herself down dodging a coffee table that glides under her) That was a close... (She smashes into the side of the glass knocking herself out cold as she falls to the ground) Eugh...

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(Sandy wakes up in the middle of her treedome as Gary licks her helmet)

Sandy: (Looking around) What happened?

Gary: Meow meow?

Sandy: Well you better get back home, Spongebob'll be wondering where you've got to... (He slowly slithers off outside as Sandy glances around her destroyed house) Where's that ray gun that clears everything up? ... oh yeah, it broke (She hears Gary scream from outside) What the...? (She runs outside) What is it, Ga.... (She glances up looking around a vibrant, bright and colorful version of Bikini Bottom) E-Gah! Someone must have slipped something into my coffee this morning... (She slowly steps away from her house) What is going on here?

(There's a sudden cloud of smoke that appears in front of her and Plankton, wearing a black dress, appears)

Sandy: (Coughing and rubbing her eyes) Huh? What's going on, who's there?

Planktonimo the Wicked Warlock of the West: (Standing menacingly) It is I...

Sandy: (Looking down) Plankton?

Planktonimo the Wicked Warlock of the West: I know not of this name, my name is ... Planktonimo!

Sandy: So I'm guessing because you're evil in Bikini Bottom you're the Wicked Witch of wherever this place is...

Planktonimo the Wicked Warlock of the West: Well yes and no, I prefer the term "Warlock" and I am indeed the evil villain of the land of Kroz!

Sandy: Kroz? Don't you mean Oz?

Planktonimo the Wicked Warlock of the West: What, no, don't say that, do you want us to get sued?

Sandy: Can I go home now, when does this horrific dream end?

Planktonimo the Wicked Warlock of the West: Well I could s... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Sandy: Huh?

Planktonimo the Wicked Warlock of the West: Your glass house has squished my wife! (Karen is revealed to be sticking out the bottom of the treedome)

Sandy: Oh jeepers! I'm so sorry, I didn't...

Planktonimo the Wicked Warlock of the West: Ah don't worry about it, I never really liked her but I did like her wheels ... you stole them! (Sandy's revealed to be wearing Karen's wheels on her feet as if they were roller skates)

Sandy: What, how did this happen? I can't take them off!

Planktonimo the Wicked Warlock of the West: I just saw you put them on!

Sandy: Well maybe I did but now I can't take them off!

Planktonimo the Wicked Warlock of the West: If you can't take them off then I'm going to have to curse you!

Sandy: (Confused) Curse me?

Planktonimo the Wicked Warlock of the West: Yeah and don't think I won't, I'm a messed up guy... (He laughs mentally as the dust appears and he disappears)

Sandy: What is going on? Do you have any ideas Gary? (He shakes his head as they both walk on together staring in wonder at the strange city) I know it's pretty obvious but I don't think we're in Bikini Bottom anymore... (They walk silently together) Wanna sing?

Gary: Meow!

Sandy: Nah, me neither... (Sadie and Pearl, wearing little green outfits, burst out of nowhere and stand in front of Sandy and Gary) Oh dear Neptune! What happened to you two?

Pearl Munchkid: We saw what you did!

Sandy: (Confused) What, what did I do?

Sadie Munchkid: You killed the Warlock's wife!

Sandy: What, the computer?

Sadie Munchkid: Yes, and we are at liberty to sing a song now that she is dead...

Sandy: I don't have time for this, I need to get home...

Pearl Munchkid: Well listen to our song and we'll tell you how to get home

Sandy: Fine, I'm willing to make that sacrifice...

Sadie Munchkid: A-One, a-Two, a-Three ... (She pulls out a record player putting down the needle but the song doesn't play) Oh great, now this thing's broken...

Sandy: (Covering her ears) Is it over, please tell me it's over!

Sadie Munchkid: (Rolling her eyes) It's over...

Sandy: As much as I'd love to stand around listening to songs from the 30's, can you please tell me how to get home...

Pearl Munchkid: You must visit the Wizard and you can be granted a wish to return home, just follow the yellow sidewalk and you'll find it somewhere over the rainbow...

Sandy: What? I thought you were going to send me back?

Pearl Munchkid: No

Sandy: ...

Sadie Munchkid: ...

Pearl Munchkid: ...

(They both run off into the bushes)

Sandy: (She slowly walks off) This is horrible... (She and Gary continue to walk on)

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Sandy: I'm sure all this color's messing with my vision... (She notices, in the distance, a dank, colorless bar) Hmm ... that seems out of place (She and Gary slowly walk towards the building looking around at the many tables filled with lots of moping people)

(Characters that look similar to Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward all sit at a table together)

The Cowardly Sponge: I hate my life...

The Tin Squid: I hate my life more

The ScareStar: I also ... do that thing... (Sandy approaches the table)

Sandy: Howdy fellers, what's all the matter with yous?

The Cowardly Sponge: AH! A GOAT ASTRONAUT! (He dives for cover under the table)

Sandy: I ain't no goat ... why are ya'll acting so crazy?

The Cowardly Sponge: Well I have no courage so that's probably why ... I need the courage, man!

The ScareStar: I don't think think because b-b-brain don't have one...

Sandy: (Looking at the squid who's covered with metal) ... And let me guess, you don't have a heart?

The Tin Squid: No, why does everyone always say that? I'm made of metal after an horrific accident...

Sandy: Oh, I see ... Well I'm going off to see the Wizard...

The Cowardly Sponge: The wonderful Wizard of Kroz?

Sandy: I guess so ... do you guys want to come with me? (They all nod their heads excitedly) Well then let's go! (They all burst out of the bar hand in hand as they skip on the yellow sidewalk and sing together...)

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Planktonimo the Wicked Warlock of the West: (In his castle he can hear the singing) Where is that awful singing coming from? (He glances out of his castle to see the four characters happily skipping towards the Wizard's castle) Dear Neptune I've so got to kill them... (He opens a cage releasing hundreds of flying clams that shoot out of the window) That's it, fly my pretties! Fly! Mwha ha ha ha ooh, I need a lie down (He holds his head and walks off)

The Cowardly Sponge: (Looking up into the air) Are those clams?

Sandy: (Also looking up) I think so ... well unless they've got another stupid name in this place ... (The clams dive onto them as they sprint across the yellow sidewalk) Come on, hurry up, we're almost there!

The Tin Squid: Maybe if I wasn't covered in metal this would be easier... (They run up to the door of the castle smashing on it)

Sandy: Please let us in!

Guard: (Looking through the hatch) Password?

Sandy: Just let us in you dunce!

Guard: (Opening the door) I also would have accepted "Get out of the way, loser" (They all rush past him glancing around the huge castle)

Sandy: Just look at this place...

The Wizard of Kroz: (His voice booms) Who goes there? Is it the Circus?

Sandy: No it's not... (The Wizard, Mr Krabs, reveals himself and stares at the four of them)

The Wizard of Kroz: I thought you said you weren't from the Circus?

The Cowardly Sponge: A-Are you the Wizard?

The Wizard of Kroz: Well I certainly ain't yo momma...

Sandy: Now that I've found you I'd like to make my wish, I wish...

The Cowardly Sponge: ... To not be scared anymore!

The ScareStar: ... To brain have!

The Tin Squid: ... To not be made of metal anymore!

Sandy: Hey!

The Wizard of Kroz: (Waving his claw in the air) Done, done and ... initializing ... now it's done!

The Cowardly Sponge: (Poking the ScareStar) Hey you, let's fight!

The ScareStar: Fighting is morally wrong but if composed of geometric...

The Tin Squid: I'll fight you, you can't hurt m... (He punches the squid's now armor-less stomach) That'll take some getting used to... (He falls to the ground clutching himself)

Sandy: (Rolling her eyes) Now could I make my wish?

The Wizard of Kroz: Nope, sorry, only three wishes per group...

Sandy: Well then I'm not part of this group...

The Wizard of Kroz: I just saw you, you came in with those guys...

Sandy: So I'm just stuck here for the rest of my life?

The Wizard of Kroz: (Thinking) Well there is one way you could return home...

Sandy: What, do I tap these shoe wheels together?

The Wizard of Kroz: What, why the hell would you think that? No ... you must fight me to the death ... or before one of us dies...

Sandy: Isn't that basically what "fight to the death" means?

Mr Krabs: Well yes but ... MAGIC ATTACK! (He blows magic dust in her face as she stumbles backwards into the wall)

The Cowardly Sponge: (Watching on) We need to do something, I'm not scared anymore... (He stands up heroically) ...but that doesn't mean I don't know when to back out of a fight! (All three of them run off)

Sandy: (Shouting after them) Traitors! (The Wizard pulls out a bag of dust throwing it in Sandy's face) Stop that! (He kicks her to the ground)

The Wizard of Kroz: No one can defeat me, squirrel! (A huge truck smashes into the castle plowing over the Wizard as the sponge, starfish and squid jump out)

Sandy: You saved me, guys ... well eventually (She walks up to the Wizard under the truck) Now send me out of this disgusting place ... no offense but, yeah, it's not really my scene...

The Wizard of Kroz: Are you sure you don't want to stay a little longer? We've got a comedy performance by the Munchkids tonight...

Sandy: Heck no!

The Wizard of Kroz: Fine... (He sprinkles dust over her as she wakes up in the eye of the storm back in the treedome)

Sandy: AH! (The storm slowly dies down as she falls to the ground) I'm glad that's all over, as they say "there's no place like home"... (She slowly stands up noticing the forty seven missed calls on her answering machine) Huh? (She pushes the play button as the last message plays...)

Spongebob: (On the machine) I don't know why you're not answering Sandy but Gary really needs to come home for his bath now, well see ya...

Sandy: (Glancing around the treedome) Gary? Gary? Where are you, boy?

(Gary's sat at the bar in Kroz as he drinks some water in a bowl)

Gary: Meow? Meow (The barman approaches him)

Barman: Don't you think you've had enough?

Gary: MEOW!

Barman: Fine ... I can see why your owner left you behind...

Gary: Meow?

Barman: Nothing, nothing... (He walks off)

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In this Halloween special, Plankton unleashes a horrible disease onto the town that starts to spread rapidly...

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Season 5, episode 18 (98)- "Zombie Ocean"

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(The city is dark. Green flashes of light shine through as five silhouettes appear over the horizon. Spongebob, Patrick, Sandy, Larry and Pearl are all running as fast as they can through the city. Hundreds of zombie-infested versions of citizens follow them as they continue to dart through the town...)

Larry: Quick, over here! (They all dive for cover in a nearby cave as the zombies stumble pass)

Spongebob: (Shaking nervously) I can't believe this happened, a zombie invasion on Halloween of all days!

Sandy: (Covering Spongebob's mouth) Keep your voice down, they might hear us...

Patrick: Who?

Sandy: The zombies...

Patrick: Oh yeah... (They hear someone breathing heavily)

Larry: What was that?

Pearl: I think it came from over there! (A shadow appears in the corner of the cave)

Sandy: Nobody move! (The tiny shadow slowly approaches) Is it, is that Plankton? (Looking closer until he fully reveals himself)

Spongebob: It is!

Larry: Is he a zombie?

Plankton: No I'm not a zombie, but they are all my fault!

Sandy: What are you saying?

Plankton: I'm saying that I'm the one who infected the town...

Sandy: I knew it! Actually I didn't, but I could have guessed as much

Spongebob: Why'cha do it, Plankton?

Plankton: I didn't mean to, it all happened early this evening, now please, all picture what I am about to tell you...

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(Many kids are walking around trick or treating while in the Chum Bucket, Plankton is in his lab combining ingredients in glass tubes)

Plankton: (Pouring a purple liquid into a container filled with a yellow liquid) Almost done... (Karen reveals herself)

Karen: What are you doing?

Plankton: Oh Karen I'm glad you've appeared, I'm creating a chemical that I will use on the whole town that will turn them into my very own slaves, I call it "Slave-Sulfate"...

Karen: How clever ... I don't know Plankton, I've got a bad feeling about this...

Plankton: Although you've been one hundred percent right, one hundred percent of the time when it comes to these plans, I've got a sneaky suspicion you're wrong on this one...

Karen: (Rolling her eyes) How do you suppose to infect the whole town with that tiny amount of liquid anyway?

Plankton: Ah my computer wife, instead of creating gallons of it, seriously wasting money, I just need to give a dosage to one person and they will then infect the whole town...

Karen: So who do you plan to use it on?

Plankton: Well it's Halloween night, right?

Karen: Well yes...

Plankton: ... and we usually get a few trick or treaters so I'll just give it to a little kid well y'know, instead of incinerating them with my heat ray this year... (There's a sudden knock at the door) Well here I go... (He walks up to the door opening it to a little, blue fish wearing a pumpkin mask)

Billy: Trick or treat!

Plankton: Hmm... how about I trick you?

Billy: How about you just give me candy?

Plankton: OK then ... here's your candy (He secretly pours the liquid over the candy as he holds it out to the kid) Today Bikini Bottom, tomorrow ... probably still Bikini Bottom but the day after that ... the World! (The kid stares at him strangely before grabbing some candy)

Billy: (Looking at the sweets) What is this stuff?

Plankton: It's candy now go away ... don't forget to eat it! (The kid puts the candy in his mouth as he starts to shake wildly) Huh? (Billy jumps up and down before screaming loudly) What's going on? (He slowly turns green and foam appears at his mouth) Something's gone horribly wrong! (He tries to shut the door on him but he bursts in backing Plankton up against the wall) L-Leave me alone! Stay away from me! (He glances around but there's nowhere escape) I've got to get out of here! (He notices a gap between his legs that he slides under and runs towards the exit) I've gotta hide! (He bursts outside running and screaming looking for a hiding place as he notices the cave that he jumps into) I need to stay here until it all dies down... (He slowly glances through a crevice to notices the zombie Billy stumbling out of the Chum Bucket and approaching the Krusty Krab) This is no't good...

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Plankton: ... so I stayed here until you all arrived

Pearl: How could you do this? We're all going to die!

Sandy: Calm down Pearl, I'm sure we'll figure something out...

Patrick: Yeah everyone needs to just calm down, maybe we could all go grab a coffee... (Everyone sighs) What?

Spongebob: (Thinking) It all makes sense now, a kid did come into the Krusty Krab earlier today...

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(The Krusty Krab is covered in Halloween decorations as people in costumes mingle)

Mr Krabs: There's nothing like cheap decorations and out of date food to bring in the green stuff (He happily stuffs the money into the cash register)

Squidward: (He walks out of the bathroom in a skeleton outfit) This is humiliating... why doesn't Spongebob have to wear a stupid costume?

Mr Krabs: Nobody can see him, you're the first thing people see when they enter ... which in itself is pretty horrifying (He chuckles as Squidward groans)

Spongebob: (Looking through the serving hatch) Why couldn't the skeleton go the party?

Squidward: Because nobody ever invites me...

Spongebob: No silly, because he had no BODY to go with! (He laughs crazily before noticing Billy, the little fish, enter) Awh, look at that kids zombie outfit, isn't he adorable?

Squidward: Will you just get back in there! (He pushes Spongebob into the kitchen as Billy approaches the register) Happy Halloween, what can I get you, kid?

Zombie Billy: Food, FOOD ME WANT IT!

Squidward: Don't they even teach kids how to talk at grade schools anymore? (He turns around as Billy licks Squidward's tentacle) What are you doing? (He starts to shake violently) W-What's going on? (He screams before turning green and foaming at the mouth) RAWRGH!

Mr Krabs: (He walks up to Squidward) You don't look so good...

Zombie Squidward: MUST GO NO STOP!

Mr Krabs: (Confused) Yeah ... I'll just go help out Spongebob in the kitchen... (He backs into the kitchen)

Spongebob: (Holding some Krabby Patty meat above the grill) I don't see what's so special about these Halloween patties, they're exactly the same as the original...

Mr Krabs: You've got to cut costs to make costs, lad...

Spongebob: You could have added something to make them look, I don't know ... scary?

Mr Krabs: The only scary thing about them is the price...

Spongebob: Good one sir ... any particular reason why you aren't out front with the customers?

Mr Krabs: Not really, it's just Squidward's acting strangely...

Spongebob: (Confused) What do you mean?

Mr Krabs: (Glancing through the door) Screaming, foaming at the mouth, licking people...

Spongebob: Ah classic Squidward...

Mr Krabs: He usually does that?

Spongebob: No, not at all... (They watch as the zombie Squidward licks Nat who then turns into a zombie himself) I thought he was dressed as a skeleton not a zombie...

Mr Krabs: Oh no, you don't think...

Spongebob: I do, we need to get out of here Mr Krabs, I think everyone's being turned into zombies!

Mr Krabs: Zombies? But they're not even real...

Spongebob: On Halloween they are!

Spongebob: Quick, before they notice... (They slowly sneak towards the exit as the zombies burst in just before Spongebob and Mr Krabs escape)

Zombie Evelyn: GRGHET THEMM!

Spongebob: (They block the door before both running off as fast as they can) We need to warn everyone!

Mr Krabs: Are you kidding me? We need to get out of here before... (The zombies suddenly grab the crabs leg and pulls him back into the Krusty Krab)

Spongebob: MR KRABS! (He turns and runs back)

Mr Krabs: It's over for old Mr Krabs, save yourself... and me, OK then, just you... (The door slams shut and Spongebob runs off)

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Spongebob: ... I wish I had went back now (He starts to sob)

Sandy: There's nothing you could have done...

Patrick: ... Besides going back and saving Mr Krabs, obviously

Sandy: Not helping, Patrick

Plankton: So after the Krusty Krab it must have spread to the rest of the town...

Larry: It must have...

Pearl: What are we going to do? We're not going to survive are we... (She starts to cry)

Spongebob: It's OK Pearl, I know you miss your dad...

Pearl: Oh yeah, him...

Larry: Can't you do something, Sandy? You're the scientist... (Plankton clears his throat) ... Why would I ask you? You caused all of this...

Sandy: There is one way this could be stopped...

Plankton: We could destroy the town...

Sandy: OK, two ways ...

Patrick: What is it?

Sandy: I'm just getting to that ... If I could make it to the treedome, I could create a chemical that when combined with the "Slave-Sulfate" could reverse its affects and return everyone back to normal...

Spongebob: But you'd be crazy to make a break for the treedome with all those zombies around!

Sandy: That's a chance I'm willing to take...

Larry: Well I'm coming with you, we need to make sure you get that chemical ... who's with me?

Patrick: Eh I guess so, maybe we could stop by at the Krusty Krab on the way there...

Sandy: Yeah, we're not going to be doing that... (They all take deep breathes before heading out)

Spongebob: Good luck...

(Plankton, Pearl and Spongebob sit alone in the cave)

Spongebob: So ... did anyone watch the...

Pearl: Oh shut up!

Sandy: (The three of them hide behind the bushes staring at Sandy's house) On the count of three... (Patrick walks towards the treedome as they follow) ... Patrick, I said three!

Patrick: I know, that's why I went... (They all reach the treedome and sneak inside)

Larry: It's very quiet, I don't think I saw one zombie on the way here...

Sandy: Too quiet... (She approaches her desk) You two watch the doors while I quickly whip up what we need... (She starts grounding the mixtures together) Almost done, guys... (She walks up to her store cupboard opening it up as a zombie Fred bursts out) AH! (She quickly grabs the final ingredient just as the zombie grabs her legs) Must. Finish. Antidote! (She reaches for it managing to combine them both) GUYS! (They run up to her)

Larry: Sandy!

Sandy: (The zombie licks her leg) Save yourselves! (She starts to transform as Larry kicks the zombie and Patrick picks up the antidote and they both run off)

Larry: (Running off through the city) That was a close one!

Patrick: At least we got what we needed and we get can get Sandy back afterwards... (They continue to sprint through the town as they dive into the cave)

Spongebob: Thank goodness you're OK ... where's Sandy?

Patrick: A zombie got her...

Plankton: So you didn't get the antidote?

Larry: No, she made it just before she was licked...

Pearl: Now what do we have to do?

Plankton: We need to get to the Chum Bucket and combine the two chemicals...

Spongebob: OK then, we all need to go and do whatever it takes to protect the antidote and now that we're one down, we ... wait a second Larry, what's that? (He points to the saliva on Larry's foot)

Plankton: It looks like lip marks...

Patrick: Ooh, I didn't know Larry had a girlfriend...

Spongebob: No Patrick, you don't understand... (Larry starts to shake)

Patrick: Oh I see, why are the side characters always the first to go?

Plankton: We need to get out of here! (As Larry continues to transform, Spongebob, Patrick, Pearl and Plankton burst out of the cave and sprint towards the Chum Bucket)

Spongebob: Come on, we're almost there!

Pearl: Quiet, they'll notice us!

(They continue to run as Spongebob notices Gary becoming crowded with zombies)

Spongebob: MY BABY! (He runs towards the snail)

Plankton: Spongebob, don't be stupid!

Spongebob: (He grabs Gary and comforts him) Thank goodness you're OK... now we need to get going... (Zombie Mr Krabs appears and licks Gary's shell as the snail then licks Spongebob)

Patrick: It got Spongebob!

Plankton: No time for that! (Patrick, Plankton and Pearl burst into the Chum Bucket quickly bolting the door shut)

Pearl: Hurry up, Plankton! (The zombies start to hit against the door) We don't have long! (Plankton runs up to his desk and starts scrambling for equipment)

Patrick: (Glancing around) So Patrick, Pearl and Plankton, maybe we should call ourselves "the three P's"

Plankton: (Sighing) Why couldn't you have been licked, that lobster guy would have proven so much more use...

Pearl: How long will it take?

Plankton: Don't rush me, woman ... it's done!

Pearl: Are you sure it's going to work? (The zombies continue to barge against the door)

Plankton: I'm sure it will and I nominate you to go test it out...

Pearl: Me? But I'm a girl...

Plankton: You're also a whale and I'm secretly quite scared of you... (He throws the antidote to her)

Pearl: I really don't want to do this...

Plankton: Sure you do, just go to the window and drip it onto the zombies... (She slowly approaches the window) ... Yeah, hurry up, I do want the zombies gone before Christmas... (She picks up the pace standing next to the window)

Pearl: (She slowly puts her flipper out the glass pushing on it) Here it goes... (She is suddenly licked) NO!

Plankton: QUICKLY, USE IT! (She throws the antidote on the ground destroying it) This is not good... (She smashes the window as all of the zombies begin to pile in...)

Patrick: (Walking into the room holding a glass of water) What's going on?

Plankton: It got the whale!

Patrick: Well all's whale that ends whale I suppose...

Plankton: Grab my equipment, hopefully I can make the antidote as we escape... (They both run upstairs as the zombies slowly follow) It's almost done... (They both continue to run upstairs)

Patrick: Maybe we can defeat them with this garlic...

Plankton: That's Dracula...

Patrick: What about if we take out their brains?

Plankton: Frankenstein's Monster...

Patrick: Cover the full moon?

Plankton: Werewolves...

Patrick: Why don't we tickle them to death?

Plankton: I ... I don't know how to respond to that... (They reach the roof of the Chum Bucket) Now we just have to drop this on the zombies and everything will return to normal...

Patrick: (Noticing the rockets aiming at the Krusty Krab) What's that?

Plankton: Never mind that, it's a work in progress...

Patrick: So what are we going to do now?

Plankton: I just told you, stop the zombies...

Patrick: Zombies? What zombies?

Plankton: The one's down there...

Patrick: (Looking down at them) Oh, THOSE zombies ... sounds like a good idea, but how are we going to get down to reach them?

Plankton: We will have to abseil down the walls to get close enough...

Patrick: We?

Plankton: I mean you, I'm sorry, I should have made that more clear...

Patrick: (Grabbing the antidote from Plankton) If I must, to save my friends! What's the worst that could happen?

Plankton: You could be brutally mauled to death ... but I'm sure that won't happen! (He connects Patrick to the rope and sends him down) Now be careful...

Patrick: (Confused) Why am I here again?

Plankton: Just pour the antidote on the ZOMBIES! (The zombies look up) They've seen you, quick! Climb back up!

Patrick: (Struggling) I can't, I'm stuck...

Plankton: Well get unstuck! (The zombies slowly climb each other to reach Patrick) Just drop it!

Patrick: WHAT?!

Plankton: Just believe me! (He looks up at Plankton then down at the ground before dropping the bottle causing it to smash on the ground and not do anything)

Patrick: Oh great, I'm dead... (Zombie Spongebob licks Patrick as he shakes, foams at the mouth and then turns green) GRGH F-F-F-Follow mwah! (They all climb up the side of the restaurant as Plankton slowly backs away)

Plankton: Now guys, you wouldn't want to lick me... I'd prove no use as a zombie (He sprints to the trapdoor but more zombies appear from it) I'm cornered! There's no way to escape! Well unless an extremely unlikely twist is to happen... (They close in on him)

(As the zombies continue to climb the restaurant, the glass bottle of antidote starts to seep out a purple gas that lifts up into the air...)

Plankton: I think this is the end for Sheldon J. Plankton... (The zombies chuckle) ... Yeah, that's my name! (He continues to back away as notices the rockets on the roof) Stay back! (They continue to walk as he aims the rockets) Don't say I didn't warn you... (He shoots the rockets as they shoot off into the air missing them entirely) Well that failed...

(The rockets shoot through the ocean hitting the treedome as they shoot back to the restaurant lifting up the antidote and shooting off over the town covering it with the purple gas)

Plankton: There it is, there's the unlikely twist... (The antidote covers everyone and returns them back to normal instantly)

Nat: You saved our lives, we will now obey your every command...

Mr Krabs: Here take the Krabby Patty secret formula...

The Mayor: Why the hell not, here, you are now Mayor of Bikini Bottom... (Plankton smiles happily)

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(Spongebob, Patrick, Sandy, Larry and Pearl are in the cave listening to Plankton talk)

Plankton: ... and that is hopefully how we're going to stop the zombies...

Sandy: But how do you know that's going to happen, it seems unlikely...

Plankton: Well here's hoping... (The zombies suddenly smash the cave)

Spongebob: THEY'VE FOUND US!

Sandy: (Stepping backwards) Now you can turn us all into zombies but ... (The zombies dive onto each of the characters as screams are heard and the episode fades to black...)

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Patrick is fed up with being such a huge failure so he visits the Sea Gods to ask them to improve his life. Across town, Plankton has discovered the most evil (and extremely complex) scheme to get the secret formula

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Season 5, episode 19 (99)- "Gods Know Why"

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(Patrick is sat in the Krusty Krab drumming his fingers on the table looking bored)

Patrick: (Sighing heavily) My life is so boring, all I do is get up, walk here, eat, walk back, watch TV and go to sleep...

Spongebob: (He places an order on a table as he notices the glum Patrick) What's wrong buddy?

Patrick: My life is so boring, all I do is get up, walk here, eat, walk back, watch TV and go to sleep...

Spongebob: Why don't you take your pet worm for a walk? (Patrick's pet worm reveals itself from under the table)

Patrick: I guess I could take Costello for a walk...

Spongebob: Costello? I thought you called him "Fifteen Dollars"

Patrick: That name didn't really suit him ... (He puts his head back down on the table) What's the point, I'll take him for a walk and tomorrow, he'll want another one!

Spongebob: Well yeah, that is what pets tend to do...

Patrick: (Looking up) I think you've mentioned before that you have a job somewhere...

Spongebob: Yes, right here (He signals all around the Krusty Krab)

Patrick: Well then you've gotta help me find a job, I really need one...

Spongebob: Well my shift ends in three minutes so I'll help you then...

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Spongebob: (Clocking out before walking up to his glum friend) Right then Patrick, let's go job hunting!

Patrick: What? Oh yeah, great...

Spongebob: So where should we start?

Patrick: Aren't they looking for employees at that new pizza place?

Spongebob: "Give Pizza Chance"?

Patrick: That's the one

Spongebob: Well then, what are we waiting for?

(Scene cuts to an office as Spongebob and Patrick sit in front of the boss of the pizza place)

Manager: ... I'm sorry Mr Star, but you're really not what we're looking for...

Patrick: What do you mean?

Manager: Well you cleaned out our entire stock before you even entered the store ... I'm not even sure how you did it

Patrick: Well maybe you should stop making your "stock" taste so much like pizza...

Spongebob: (Putting his arm around Patrick) Well at least this isn't the only place looking for employees... (They both stand up)

Manager: Wait a second Mr Squarepants, it seems that you are perfectly qualified for this job

Spongebob: What? I'm not even looking for work...

(The scene cuts to another office)

Manager: I'm sorry Mr Star ...

(The scene cuts to another office)

Manager: I'm very sorry Mr Star, you've not got enough qualifications to be assistant head floor cleaner at this pencil factory ... we could however offer you a job, Spongebob...

Spongebob: Will you all stop offering me jobs! (They both storm out)

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(Patrick is sat, once again, in the Krusty Krab watching Spongebob deliver orders and Squidward taking them)

Patrick: (He notices that he's subconsciously stacking his fries on his tray as he drifts off to sleep) I've got to do something about this! (He storms out)

(Patrick storms past Pontroy who approaches the Chum Bucket and pushes open the doors)

Pontroy Plaice: I'm here... (He notices what a mess the restaurant is in) What is going on? Why is this place so messy ... well more so than usual?

Karen: (Rolling up to him) I've told him to clear it up but he just won't listen...

Plankton: (Walking out of the kitchen and wading through the mess) Good morning, Pontroy...

Pontroy Plaice: Yeah hi Sheldon, why is this place so messy?

Plankton: You think I should clear it up?

Pontroy Plaice: I think that would be a good idea...

Plankton: I'll get right to it!

Karen: So you listen to your friends but not me?

Plankton: Your nagging doesn't work on me anymore...

Karen: Well it's only gentle nagging, it usually does

Plankton: Look, I'm doing it now so don't make me change my mind... (He starts picking up the junk)

Patrick: (He's sat in his house thinking to himself) I've just got to get a job, but how? Any ideas Costello? (The worm shakes his head) Boy, thinking sure is tiring... (He lies on his couch and starts to fall asleep) Neptune knows how I'm going to get a job... (He suddenly jumps up) That's it! I just have to visit Neptune, I'm sure he can help me... but his castle is so far away, I'll need a nap first... (He falls back to sleep)

Plankton: (He's lifting up the junk and putting it aside) Look at all this stuff... (He throws his time stopping watches, mind switching machine and parallel Universe device aside) I sure have a lot of crud... (He leans against the side of the wall as a panel peels back) Huh? (He tears off the panel that reveals a folder) What the...? (He puts his hand in the wall pulling it out) I can't believe it, I finally found it...

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Plankton: (He's sat at his desk writing furiously) It's finally complete, the one and only plan to defeat Krabs... (Karen reveals herself) Karen look what I've done! It's the...

Karen: It's not another plan to "destroy" Eugene is it? If it is you're sleeping on the floor tonight, I've had enough...

Plankton: (Nervously) No of course not... (He places it behind his back) Now why would I ever do that, that's just stupid... (He sticks the folder into the wall as he covers it with the tile) I'll be back for you later...

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Plankton: ... And I never did, until now! (He holds it up and laughs)

(Patrick is slowly approaching Neptune's castle a top the huge hill as he falls to his knees and continues to crawl)

Patrick: Why does Neptune live so far away from my house? (He slowly stands up approaching the gates of the castle that's heavily guarded) Uh ... could I get inside?

Guard: State your name and purpose...

Patrick: "your name and purpose"

Guard: No, what is your name and why are you here?

Patrick: My name? Patrick Star and I need to talk to Neptune about my life...

Guard: I'm sorry but he's very busy ... what am I saying, I'm not sorry at all! (They all laugh as Patrick slumps and walks off)

Patrick: (Turning back around) I need to get inside, I just need to! (He stares up at the castle noticing the glass roof) Perfect...

(Inside the castle, through the extremely long hallway and in a small dark room, Neptune and the other sea gods, Poseidon, Glaucus and Pontus are all sat at a table playing poker)

Neptune: ... do hurry Pontus, we must finish this game before my wife and son return...

Pontus: You can't rush me! I am the almighty Pontus!

Neptune: We all know who you are now please hurry...

Poseidon: (Smashing his fist down on the table) JUST HURRY UP, I MUST RETURN HOME TO CHECK ON MY CASSEROLE!

Glaucus: Calm down Poseidon, we just need to all calm it down and continue the game ... calmly (They all continue to play)

Plankton: (He's in the Chum Bucket talking to Karen and Pontroy) ... and so once Karen hits Nat off of his chair hitting the wall, Krabs will glance around noticing Pontroy in the kitchen where he will run in as I sneak into the office and Karen comes with me to open the safe as we escape while I throw the formula to Pontroy who throws it at the starfish sat at table seven as it shoots off into the air as Karen stretches to get it as we all escape and start selling Krabby Patties...

Karen: That's the most complicated and stupid plan I've ever heard... and trust me, I've heard a lot...

Pontroy Place: Yeah and if one of those elements doesn't happen the whole plan could go wrong

Plankton: But that's not going to happen, now follow me! (Karen and Pontroy glance at each other before following Plankton out of the restaurant)

Patrick: (He walks through the castle hallway glancing around) Wow, this place is fancy... (He continues to walk around) I wonder where Neptune is...

Poseidon: (From the nearby room) I CURSE YOU SEVEN OF HEARTS!

Patrick: It's now or never... (He walks into the room as all of the Gods turn and stare at him) Uh ... hi

Neptune: (Confused) Who let you pass my guards?

Patrick: I did, I need your help ... well all of your helps

Glaucus: What do you mean "help"? and yes, I know what the definition of the word is...

Patrick: Well my whole life is pointless, could you change how I live before it's too late?

Neptune: I'm sorry son but we can't change the fate of the Ocean...

Patrick: (Sulking) I understand... (He turns and walks out of the room)

Poseidon: WHAT ABOUT THE BIBLE?

Neptune: Shush! No one can know about the Oceanic Bibliography...

Pontus: I, Pontus knows about the Bibliography...

Glaucus: You mean the book with all of the sea creatures lives fully written from birth to death containing everything they will ever do and say?

Neptune: Why are we still talking about it, we all know what it is...

Patrick: (He's revealed to be listening in through the door) All I have to do is get that book and rewrite how I live the rest of my life! What could go wrong...

Plankton: (The three of them enter the Krusty Krab) Right, time to execute plan T3-004

Pontroy Plaice: Huh?

Plankton: THE ONE I JUST TOLD YOU ABOUT! (They all run off in different directions to initiate the plan)

Karen: I'm sorry for this...

Nat: What? (She pushes Nat off of his seat as he stumbles into the glass wall shaking the restaurant)

Mr Krabs: (In his office he feels the small shake) What was that? (He glances around noticing Pontroy at the window of the kitchen) That ain't right... (He gets out of his seat)

Spongebob: (At the grill he's turned to Pontroy) I really think you should go...

Pontroy Plaice: Yeah just one minute, kid... (Mr Krabs bursts in)

Mr Krabs: What's going on here?

Spongebob: I told him to leave but he didn't listen...

Plankton: (Calling from the office) Come on Karen... (She rolls into the office) Open the safe with your heat ray! (She glares at him) ... honey (She blasts the safe as it melts and Plankton grabs the formula) Perfect...

Mr Krabs: (Turning to his office) What was that?

Pontroy Plaice: Now I'm leaving... (He runs off as the three meet in the main restaurant)

Plankton: NOW! (He throws it the glass bottle to Pontroy) Now throw it at the starfishes head... (He throws it to wear Patrick is usually sat) What's going on? Where's Patrick? (The formula hits the ground and rolls along the floor up to Mr Krabs) BARNACLES! Flaming stinkin' barnacles!

Neptune: (Putting down his cards) ... good game guys

Poseidon: MY CARDS LET ME DOWN ... DIDN'T YOU! (He tears up his playing cards)

Patrick: (He slowly walks into the room sneaking behind them as he approaches the hallway up to the Oceanic Bibliography) There it is, my fate... (He picks up the book) Wow, it's heavy... (He glances around before running off with it) Really heavy...

Neptune: I have the sudden urge, for absolutely no reason, to go check on the Bible... (He leaves the room before bursting back in) ... It's gone!

Pontus: Pontus wants to know where!

Poseidon: So do I ... I mean, SO DO I!

Neptune: You don't think it could have been that starfish, do you?

Glaucus: Yes I do

Neptune: You sound very certain...

Glaucus: Well he is running off with it... (They all stare out the window at Patrick running from the castle with the huge book)

Neptune: We must stop him!

Glaucus: I'd rather just look at your cards while you're gone...

Patrick: (He flicks through the pages of the book as he continues to run) Come on, where am I? (The Sea Gods burst out of the castle)

Neptune: Come back here! (They easily surround him and he can't move) Now hand it over!

(Back in the Krusty Krab, Mr Krabs hands the formula to Spongebob as he picks up Plankton and throws him back to the Chum Bucket)

Mr Krabs: That never gets old ... (He turns to Karen and Pontroy)

Pontroy Plaice: We're going... (They both walk off)

Plankton: (He shoots into his restaurant hitting into the wall as a panel falls off and a piece of paper falls out) Huh? (He reads through it as Pontroy and Karen enter) Hey guys, look what I found, it's an even more complicated scheme... (He holds it up as Karen and Pontroy glance at each other before walking off) Guys? Where ya going? Guys? The plan...

Neptune: (Circling Patrick and the book) Now hand it over, right now!

Patrick: (He continues to flick through the pages) Wait a second... here it goes, Patrick ... Sitar, Not-Star and Patrick Star!

Neptune: I beg you, don't read that... (He slowly looks down at the book) You can't change your future, if you read that book you could not only ruin your future but you could also ruin the futures of everyone else...

Patrick: What do you mean?

Neptune: If you know your future then you could use that to change everyone else for better ... or worse

Patrick: But I need to, it's my life on the line!

Neptune: But what about everyone else, your friends and family... did you ever stop to think how you knowing your future could ruin theirs?

Patrick: I-I didn't... (He resists but ends up handing the book over to Neptune)

Neptune: Thank you Patrick, you don't know how much we appreciate this... (The Gods nod to him as they fly off leaving Patrick by himself)

Patrick: Well I guess I better get home ... (He walks off to his house) Time to go straight to bed and wake up then go to bed then wake up then go to bed... forever (He walks into his house as the lights turn on to reveal many of his friends) What's going on?

Spongebob: It's a party, for you!

Patrick: But why?

Spongebob: It's your "going to a job interview" party ... well done buddy

Sandy: Yeah, great job Patrick...

Mr Krabs: Good on ya, lad

Squidward: The next stage is actually getting a job...

Larry: Congrats dude

Patrick: You guys...

Spongebob: ... and that's not all! (Gary and Costello wheel out a cake on a stand)

Patrick: This is too good to be true... (He smiles before looking up into the air) Thanks Neptune... (He dives into the cake as everyone cheers)

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Next Time...

That's right it's the landmark 100th episode. Spongebob finds the perfect gift to cheer up Sandy but before he can give it to her, he is suddenly lost in the middle of a desert - alone.

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:D :D 100th Episode! :D :D

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Season 5, episode 20 (100)- "Love's Labour's Lost at Sea"

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French Narrator: Ah, zee briny deep - Home of so many vonderful creatures of all different shapes and sizes ... who shall we meet on this very special day?

(The scene cuts to Plankton in the Chum Bucket)

French Narrator: Here we have the tiny, insignificant yet...

Plankton: (Glancing up) Ooh, I didn't know the one hundredth episode would be about me...

French Narrator: It's not...

Plankton: Well then get the...

(The sun shines down on the city)

French Narrator: Meanwhile we have zee ... wait, what's this? Let's watch...

(A message in a bottle floats down from the surface and heads down to the city as Spongebob and Patrick are in Jellyfish Fields running around happily)

Spongebob: (Holding out his net) Look what I caught Patrick, an uber rare multi-jelly...

Patrick: (Sighing) I haven't caught anything today ... well besides this rock (He tosses it to the ground)

Spongebob: Maybe it's just your unlucky day (A jellyfish buzzes pass his face) That's right, I saw you! (He holds his net up and chases after it) You can't get away that easily... (He swipes down his net managing to catch the jellyfish) Hey Patrick, look what I... (He notices something in Patrick's net) What's that you got there?

Patrick: (He takes out the glass bottle) I found it in that tree...

Spongebob: Well it certainly isn't a jellyfish that's for sure...

Patrick: It's not?! Tartar sauce! (He smashes it on the ground)

Spongebob: Wait a second Patrick, it's not a jellyfish but it might be important... (He takes out the paper and glances at it) It's for Sandy, probably some news from Texas...

Patrick: I keep getting things from Texas on my cellphone...

Spongebob: Those are texts Patrick, why don't we just go give this to Sandy? (They both walk off towards the treedome)

Patrick: What if she's not there?

Spongebob: She's always there, I don't think she ever leaves the house... (They knock on the door as Sandy opens it)

Sandy: Howdy fellers, what brings you here?

Spongebob: (Holding up the letter) Patrick found this in jellyfish Fields, I think it's for you... (He hands it up to the squirrel)

Sandy: Well this looks interesting... (She starts to read before tearing up and slamming the door shut)

Patrick: Rude...

Spongebob: I think something on that letter must have really upset Sandy...

Patrick: You mean feelings?

Spongebob: Yeah, we should talk to her...

Patrick: I don't do feelings, I'll see you later Spongebob... (He walks off)

Spongebob: (He knocks on the door) Sandy, do you want to talk?

Sandy: No I don't! (She pushes a button as curtains swing around and cover the glass dome)

Spongebob: Oh I see... (He walks around noticing a gap in the curtains as he glances through to see Sandy crying on the bench) Are you sure you're Ok?

Sandy: (Looking up) You may as well come in now... (She opens the door for him as he slowly enters)

Spongebob: What's wrong Sandy?

Sandy: Do you know that letter you gave me?

Spongebob: Yeah, it was only two minutes ago...

Sandy: Well it was from Texas...

Spongebob: Ooh that's good

Sandy: ... from my Pa

Spongebob: Still good

Sandy: ... about my mother

Spongebob: Still good

Sandy: ... a letter saying that's she's died

Spongebob: Yeah, that's not so good...

Sandy: I knew it was going to come soon but I was dreading the day... (She starts to cry again)

Spongebob: Don't worry Sandy, I'll always be there for you, no matter what... we'll get through this

Sandy: That's sweet Spongebob, although I really would like to be left alone just for today ... I'll definitely call on you tomorrow though...

Spongebob: Are you sure?

Sandy: Certain...

Spongebob: If you're absolutely sure then I'll see you tomorrow... stay strong (He waves goodbye and walks out)

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(In the Krusty Krab kitchen, Spongebob flips a Krabby Patty)

Spongebob: Is there anything sweeter than the smell of grease at half nine in the morning? (Mr Krabs suddenly bursts in)

Mr Krabs: Spongebob, we need more Krabby meat and I can't leave, I'm sure old one eye across the street is planning something, you couldn't go to the Barg 'N Mart could you? Well actually I'm not asking, you're going to the Barg 'N Mart to pick up the meat...

Spongebob: Sure thing, Sir... (He places his spatula down and runs off bursting into the store as he glances around at all the merchandise) Wow! Look at all this stuff, seems a shame if I should only go buy the meat straight away without seeing what else they have to offer... (He runs through the store, pass the shelves as something catches his eye) Hmm? (He walks back and holds up a necklace that has two compartments) It's absolutely perfect! (Fred stares at him) Perfect for my friend... (He picks up the necklace and quickly grabs the Krabby meat before walking to the checkout...)

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(Spongebob and Patrick are sat on top of the pineapple staring off into the night sky)

Patrick: ... and then he called the cops, can you believe it?

Spongebob: Outrageous...

Patrick: So anyway, what did you do once you left Sandy's place?

Spongebob: Well Mr Krabs sent me to the Barg 'N Mart and I found this for her... (He pulls out the necklace)

Patrick: Mr Krabs is a girl?!

Spongebob: No, I meant Sandy ... it's a necklace made out of gold ... or a gold-like material...

Patrick: Ooh my favorite...

Spongebob: What, favorite metal?

Patrick: No, food ... I kid, I kid, I don't eat metal ... anymore

Spongebob: Ok then, I'm just gonna ignore that... (He holds up the necklace) I do hope it cheers Sandy up, I hate seeing her so down...

Patrick: I still think you should of given her money, she loves that stuff doesn't she?

Spongebob: What are you talking about?

Patrick: Mr Krabs, right? I thought that's who we were still talking about...

(Over the horizon, a huge whirlpool appears and starts to lift everything up)

Patrick: And I thought... (He notices the lemonade in his glass is shaking) What's going on, why's my lemonade dancing?

Spongebob: I don't think it's dancing... (He looks over to see the whirlpool approaching) Quick, we need to get inside!

Patrick: Way ahead of you, Spongebob...

(Patrick stands up and falls into the trapdoor as he tumbles into the house hitting his head on the floor)

Spongebob: (The door swings shut as Spongebob desperately tries to open it) Patrick, you've got to open this...

Patrick: (Rubbing his head) I'll save you, Spongebob! (He jumps up as he stumbles around and falls to the ground out cold)

Spongebob: PATRICK! (He smashes his foot on the trapdoor but it won't budge) Come on, Spongy... (The whirlpool continue to approach lifting things up in the air and throwing them around) I need to get outta here... (He holds onto the side of his house and starts to frantically climb down but the whirlpool begins to pull him up) ARGH! (It pulls him off of his house as he is flung around) HELP! (As he continues to spin around he closes his eyes hoping for it to end...)

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Spongebob: (He slowly wakes up) Ooh my head, what happened? (He carefully pulls himself up before glancing around at nothing but sand) What? (He looks closer but can still only see sand) This is good... I mean not good ... good? what am I talking about?

(Back in the pineapple, Gary slithers out of the bedroom to notice Patrick flat out on the floor)

Gary: Meow? (He starts to lick Patrick's face as he begins to wake up)

Patrick: (Covering his face) Hey, hey, hey, hey, what's going on? (He looks up to see the snail) Oh hi Gary, did I pass out on your floor again?

Gary: Meow...

Patrick: I'll take that as a yes ... I guess Spongebob's still asleep, I'll just go down stairs, make some breakfast and won't disturb him... (Patrick walks off as Gary stares at him oddly)

Spongebob: (He walks through the sand) I must be miles from home, that whirlpool was so strong ... wait a second, hopefully ... (He pulls out Sandy's necklace from his pocket) Thank Neptune I've still got it... (He stands still) I'm not even sure if I'm even going in the right direction... (He turns around) I need to get home ... but where is home? (He stands and glances around in every direction as the music slowly begins...)

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Spongebob: (He starts to walk in a decided direction) I do hope Sandy's coping without me...

(Sandy's knocking at Spongebob's door waiting for an answer)

Patrick: (Holding a bowl of cereal as he walks up to Sandy) You looking for Spongebob?

Sandy: Yeah, he said I could come talk to him...

Patrick: He's still in bed, he might get up later, maybe...

Sandy: Oh don't worry about it, I guess he's got other things to worry about... (She starts to walk off)

Patrick: See ya, Sandy...

Sandy: Yeah, bye... (She approaches her house as she starts to tear up while she covers her face and sprints into the treedome bursting into tears on the floor)

Spongebob: (He's still walking through the sand when he notices the Thug Tug bar) Hmm, this place looks slightly familiar ... maybe some kind gentleman in there can tell me which way I have to go to get home ... (He walks into the tough bar) Excuse me, Sir... (He steps over a body on the floor) Uh, does anyone know where Bikini Bottom is? I need to get h... (He turns around to see someone taking the necklace from his back pocket) HEY! (He grabs it as they both pull on it) Let go!

Everyone: (They surround the two of them) FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!

Spongebob: (He pulls it off of him as it hits the scarred fish around the face) Uh oh... I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to do that

ScarFish: (Angrily) You're going to be eating through a tube when I'm through with you...

Spongebob: I said I'm sorry...

ScarFish: You did? Oh I apologized, I didn't hear you...

(Spongebob backs off hitting into another tough looking fish)

Spongebob: I'm sorry, I didn't see you there...

Bill the Destroyer: I'm afraid sorry isn't going to cut it...

Spongebob: AH! (He runs out screaming)

Bill the Destroyer: What? Sorry's not going to cut it but a simple sentence apology would...

Spongebob: (He runs away from the bar as he starts to slow down) Why does something like this always happen to me? It seems like almost one hundred times exactly ... (As the sun slowly sets, Spongebob glances around) It's getting dark, I better get some sleep... (He lies on the ground and slowly drifts off to sleep) Hopefully I can get home tomorrow... (He slowly falls to sleep as hands suddenly appear out of the ground and begins to pull him down...)

(The sleepy sponge slowly wakes up to realize that he's tied up hanging in the air)

Spongebob: Huh, what's going on? Who are you people? (He stares at the unclean, savage people staring up at him)

Tamutai: Who are we? Nobody knows ... well besides us

Spongebob: Then why have you tied me up, why am I here? I NEED TO GET HOME!

Samutai: We have studied for years that a yellow prophet made of spongy sponge will wonder the sand this very day...

Spongebob: A prophet you say? That sounds...

Samutai: ... and that we must sacrifice him!

Spongebob: Oh... (He glances down at a pit of lava as they start to lower him) You've got to stop this, I need to get home! Please! I beg you!

Samutai: You beg?

Spongebob: Yes, I'll get on my knees and beg if I have to...

Tamutai: I would like to see this... (They cut him free as he kneels on the ground ready to beg)

Spongebob: Thank you... (He jumps up and runs off)

Tamutai: Why do we always fall for that?! It's the third time this week, we simply must stop being so trusting...

(Spongebob runs through the cave as he climbs the walls and bursts out of the ground)

Spongebob: (He runs in the sand before glancing around and gradually slowing down) This is horrible, I'll never see Patrick, Squidward, Mr Krabs, Sandy and all the rest ever again - I hate it here, I just wish I knew the way home... (He walks around as the music begins...)

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(He continues to walk through the sand as bits of snow start to fall)

Spongebob: Ooh it's getting heavy... (He continues to walk until he approaches a huge mountain) I think I remember this mountain, I must be approaching home! (He starts to abseil the mountain as the snow thickens) This is going to take forever... (As he continues, he notices, from the top of the mountain, a snow blizzard) Oh no! I need to get out of here! (He lets go of his foot hold and slides down the mountain but the blizzard lifts him up as he is thrown around with the snow and ice)

(Spongebob wakes up in a dark, creepy place) Where am I? (He looks up to see a sign with the word "Bottom" on it) Huh? Could it be? (He pulls back a plant that reveals the word "Rock") Rock Bottom? Not this place again... (He glances around) How am I going to get out of this place, I don't have my Glove World balloon anymore... (He approaches the slope and looks up) I guess I'm stuck here ... forever... (He notices the strange creatures standing behind him) Maybe they can help... (He walks up to the monsters) My accent may be a little rusty... Hello... (Blows raspberry) ...Can... (Blows raspberry) ...You... (Blows raspberry) ...Please... (Blows raspberry) ...Help... (Blows raspberry) ...Me? (They all look at each other and then nod) Perfect! (They all begin to stack themselves together as Spongebob glances up) Whoa! (He begins to climbs up the creatures) Thank you … see ya soon … thanks again … hey Steve … goodbye (He reaches the top and jumps into Bikini Bottom) I'm home! I’m finally home!

Sandy: (She's sat crying in the treedome) I guess Spongebob isn't there for me after all, I thought he was once but that was a long, long time ago ... yesterday in fact (She hears her name being called from the distance) Huh? (She glances around to notice Spongebob running towards the treedome)

Spongebob: Sandy! Sandy!

Sandy: (She jumps up) Spongebob? (He bursts into the treedome as they both hug)

Spongebob: I've missed you so much...

Sandy: I'm so glad you're here ... what took you so long?

Spongebob: Well let's just say, it wasn't a normal Thursday afternoon...

Sandy: I see...

Spongebob: Oh yeah, look what I got you, I know you'll gonna love it! (He reaches into his pocket but the necklace has gone) Wait a second, where is it?

(Back in the underground cave, the savages hold up the necklace)

Tamutai: (He puts the necklace in his mouth) This don’t taste good...

Spongebob: I'm so sorry Sandy, I got you this perfect gift but I must have lost it, I'm so...

Sandy: I don't care about the gift Spongebob, however good it may have been, as long as you're here, I'm happy... (They both embrace)

Spongebob: I hope this hug never ends... (A tentacle taps him on the shoulder as he glances around to see Squidward along with the rest of the town) What's going on?

Sandy: What are you all doing here, how did you get in?

Squidward: No one invited us but we deserve to be in the one hundredth episode, don't we?

Spongebob: What, what are you talking about ... episode?

Squidward: Just shut up and party... (Music suddenly begins as the whole town dance around the treedome)

Spongebob: (Glancing around) Sandy? Sandy, where are you? (He walks up to her tree as she sticks her head out)

Sandy: Come here, Spongebob... (She pulls him into the tree away from everyone)

Spongebob: What is it, Sandy?

Sandy: This... (She hugs him as they continue to hug while the party continues...)

French Narrator: So there we have it, just another normal day for the little square sponge ... do come back soon (Spongebob and Sandy are still hugging) Well maybe not that soon... (The music begins as they continue to embrace…)

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R.E.M. - "Stand"

Phil Collins - "Take Me Home"

Robert Plant - "Sea of Love"

Next Time...

Season 6

Spongebob is the only one to see a strange character in the Krusty Krab, the citizens of Bikini Bottom all switch job roles, Sandy and Squidward travel to the moon, Mr Krabs opens a Boating School, Plankton is forced to relive the same day everyday, Mermaid Man falls for Spongebob's Gramma, Sandy meets an old enemy in the shape of a bunny, Spongebob is replaced with a robot, laughter dooms the town and much, much more!

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:D :D 100th Episode! :D :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GBxObBOGD8

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Season 5, episode 20 (100)- "Love's Labour's Lost at Sea"

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French Narrator: Ah, zee briny deep - Home of so many vonderful creatures of all different shapes and sizes ... who shall we meet on this very special day?

(The scene cuts to Plankton in the Chum Bucket)

French Narrator: Here we have the tiny, insignificant yet...

Plankton: (Glancing up) Ooh, I didn't know the one hundredth episode would be about me...

French Narrator: It's not...

Plankton: Well then get the...

(The sun shines down on the city)

French Narrator: Meanwhile we have zee ... wait, what's this? Let's watch...

(A message in a bottle floats down from the surface and heads down to the city as Spongebob and Patrick are in Jellyfish Fields running around happily)

Spongebob: (Holding out his net) Look what I caught Patrick, an uber rare multi-jelly...

Patrick: (Sighing) I haven't caught anything today ... well besides this rock (He tosses it to the ground)

Spongebob: Maybe it's just your unlucky day (A jellyfish buzzes pass his face) That's right, I saw you! (He holds his net up and chases after it) You can't get away that easily... (He swipes down his net managing to catch the jellyfish) Hey Patrick, look what I... (He notices something in Patrick's net) What's that you got there?

Patrick: (He takes out the glass bottle) I found it in that tree...

Spongebob: Well it certainly isn't a jellyfish that's for sure...

Patrick: It's not?! Tartar sauce! (He smashes it on the ground)

Spongebob: Wait a second Patrick, it's not a jellyfish but it might be important... (He takes out the paper and glances at it) It's for Sandy, probably some news from Texas...

Patrick: I keep getting things from Texas on my cellphone...

Spongebob: Those are texts Patrick, why don't we just go give this to Sandy? (They both walk off towards the treedome)

Patrick: What if she's not there?

Spongebob: She's always there, I don't think she ever leaves the house... (They knock on the door as Sandy opens it)

Sandy: Howdy fellers, what brings you here?

Spongebob: (Holding up the letter) Patrick found this in jellyfish Fields, I think it's for you... (He hands it up to the squirrel)

Sandy: Well this looks interesting... (She starts to read before tearing up and slamming the door shut)

Patrick: Rude...

Spongebob: I think something on that letter must have really upset Sandy...

Patrick: You mean feelings?

Spongebob: Yeah, we should talk to her...

Patrick: I don't do feelings, I'll see you later Spongebob... (He walks off)

Spongebob: (He knocks on the door) Sandy, do you want to talk?

Sandy: No I don't! (She pushes a button as curtains swing around and cover the glass dome)

Spongebob: Oh I see... (He walks around noticing a gap in the curtains as he glances through to see Sandy crying on the bench) Are you sure you're Ok?

Sandy: (Looking up) You may as well come in now... (She opens the door for him as he slowly enters)

Spongebob: What's wrong Sandy?

Sandy: Do you know that letter you gave me?

Spongebob: Yeah, it was only two minutes ago...

Sandy: Well it was from Texas...

Spongebob: Ooh that's good

Sandy: ... from my Pa

Spongebob: Still good

Sandy: ... about my mother

Spongebob: Still good

Sandy: ... a letter saying that's she's died

Spongebob: Yeah, that's not so good...

Sandy: I knew it was going to come soon but I was dreading the day... (She starts to cry again)

Spongebob: Don't worry Sandy, I'll always be there for you, no matter what... we'll get through this

Sandy: That's sweet Spongebob, although I really would like to be left alone just for today ... I'll definitely call on you tomorrow though...

Spongebob: Are you sure?

Sandy: Certain...

Spongebob: If you're absolutely sure then I'll see you tomorrow... stay strong (He waves goodbye and walks out)

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(In the Krusty Krab kitchen, Spongebob flips a Krabby Patty)

Spongebob: Is there anything sweeter than the smell of grease at half nine in the morning? (Mr Krabs suddenly bursts in)

Mr Krabs: Spongebob, we need more Krabby meat and I can't leave, I'm sure old one eye across the street is planning something, you couldn't go to the Barg 'N Mart could you? Well actually I'm not asking, you're going to the Barg 'N Mart to pick up the meat...

Spongebob: Sure thing, Sir... (He places his spatula down and runs off bursting into the store as he glances around at all the merchandise) Wow! Look at all this stuff, seems a shame if I should only go buy the meat straight away without seeing what else they have to offer... (He runs through the store, pass the shelves as something catches his eye) Hmm? (He walks back and holds up a necklace that has two compartments) It's absolutely perfect! (Fred stares at him) Perfect for my friend... (He picks up the necklace and quickly grabs the Krabby meat before walking to the checkout...)

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(Spongebob and Patrick are sat on top of the pineapple staring off into the night sky)

Patrick: ... and then he called the cops, can you believe it?

Spongebob: Outrageous...

Patrick: So anyway, what did you do once you left Sandy's place?

Spongebob: Well Mr Krabs sent me to the Barg 'N Mart and I found this for her... (He pulls out the necklace)

Patrick: Mr Krabs is a girl?!

Spongebob: No, I meant Sandy ... it's a necklace made out of gold ... or a gold-like material...

Patrick: Ooh my favorite...

Spongebob: What, favorite metal?

Patrick: No, food ... I kid, I kid, I don't eat metal ... anymore

Spongebob: Ok then, I'm just gonna ignore that... (He holds up the necklace) I do hope it cheers Sandy up, I hate seeing her so down...

Patrick: I still think you should of given her money, she loves that stuff doesn't she?

Spongebob: What are you talking about?

Patrick: Mr Krabs, right? I thought that's who we were still talking about...

(Over the horizon, a huge whirlpool appears and starts to lift everything up)

Patrick: And I thought... (He notices the lemonade in his glass is shaking) What's going on, why's my lemonade dancing?

Spongebob: I don't think it's dancing... (He looks over to see the whirlpool approaching) Quick, we need to get inside!

Patrick: Way ahead of you, Spongebob...

(Patrick stands up and falls into the trapdoor as he tumbles into the house hitting his head on the floor)

Spongebob: (The door swings shut as Spongebob desperately tries to open it) Patrick, you've got to open this...

Patrick: (Rubbing his head) I'll save you, Spongebob! (He jumps up as he stumbles around and falls to the ground out cold)

Spongebob: PATRICK! (He smashes his foot on the trapdoor but it won't budge) Come on, Spongy... (The whirlpool continue to approach lifting things up in the air and throwing them around) I need to get outta here... (He holds onto the side of his house and starts to frantically climb down but the whirlpool begins to pull him up) ARGH! (It pulls him off of his house as he is flung around) HELP! (As he continues to spin around he closes his eyes hoping for it to end...)

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Spongebob: (He slowly wakes up) Ooh my head, what happened? (He carefully pulls himself up before glancing around at nothing but sand) What? (He looks closer but can still only see sand) This is good... I mean not good ... good? what am I talking about?

(Back in the pineapple, Gary slithers out of the bedroom to notice Patrick flat out on the floor)

Gary: Meow? (He starts to lick Patrick's face as he begins to wake up)

Patrick: (Covering his face) Hey, hey, hey, hey, what's going on? (He looks up to see the snail) Oh hi Gary, did I pass out on your floor again?

Gary: Meow...

Patrick: I'll take that as a yes ... I guess Spongebob's still asleep, I'll just go down stairs, make some breakfast and won't disturb him... (Patrick walks off as Gary stares at him oddly)

Spongebob: (He walks through the sand) I must be miles from home, that whirlpool was so strong ... wait a second, hopefully ... (He pulls out Sandy's necklace from his pocket) Thank Neptune I've still got it... (He stands still) I'm not even sure if I'm even going in the right direction... (He turns around) I need to get home ... but where is home? (He stands and glances around in every direction as the music slowly begins...)

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Spongebob: (He starts to walk in a decided direction) I do hope Sandy's coping without me...

(Sandy's knocking at Spongebob's door waiting for an answer)

Patrick: (Holding a bowl of cereal as he walks up to Sandy) You looking for Spongebob?

Sandy: Yeah, he said I could come talk to him...

Patrick: He's still in bed, he might get up later, maybe...

Sandy: Oh don't worry about it, I guess he's got other things to worry about... (She starts to walk off)

Patrick: See ya, Sandy...

Sandy: Yeah, bye... (She approaches her house as she starts to tear up while she covers her face and sprints into the treedome bursting into tears on the floor)

Spongebob: (He's still walking through the sand when he notices the Thug Tug bar) Hmm, this place looks slightly familiar ... maybe some kind gentleman in there can tell me which way I have to go to get home ... (He walks into the tough bar) Excuse me, Sir... (He steps over a body on the floor) Uh, does anyone know where Bikini Bottom is? I need to get h... (He turns around to see someone taking the necklace from his back pocket) HEY! (He grabs it as they both pull on it) Let go!

Everyone: (They surround the two of them) FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!

Spongebob: (He pulls it off of him as it hits the scarred fish around the face) Uh oh... I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to do that

ScarFish: (Angrily) You're going to be eating through a tube when I'm through with you...

Spongebob: I said I'm sorry...

ScarFish: You did? Oh I apologized, I didn't hear you...

(Spongebob backs off hitting into another tough looking fish)

Spongebob: I'm sorry, I didn't see you there...

Bill the Destroyer: I'm afraid sorry isn't going to cut it...

Spongebob: AH! (He runs out screaming)

Bill the Destroyer: What? Sorry's not going to cut it but a simple sentence apology would...

Spongebob: (He runs away from the bar as he starts to slow down) Why does something like this always happen to me? It seems like almost one hundred times exactly ... (As the sun slowly sets, Spongebob glances around) It's getting dark, I better get some sleep... (He lies on the ground and slowly drifts off to sleep) Hopefully I can get home tomorrow... (He slowly falls to sleep as hands suddenly appear out of the ground and begins to pull him down...)

(The sleepy sponge slowly wakes up to realize that he's tied up hanging in the air)

Spongebob: Huh, what's going on? Who are you people? (He stares at the unclean, savage people staring up at him)

Tamutai: Who are we? Nobody knows ... well besides us

Spongebob: Then why have you tied me up, why am I here? I NEED TO GET HOME!

Samutai: We have studied for years that a yellow prophet made of spongy sponge will wonder the sand this very day...

Spongebob: A prophet you say? That sounds...

Samutai: ... and that we must sacrifice him!

Spongebob: Oh... (He glances down at a pit of lava as they start to lower him) You've got to stop this, I need to get home! Please! I beg you!

Samutai: You beg?

Spongebob: Yes, I'll get on my knees and beg if I have to...

Tamutai: I would like to see this... (They cut him free as he kneels on the ground ready to beg)

Spongebob: Thank you... (He jumps up and runs off)

Tamutai: Why do we always fall for that?! It's the third time this week, we simply must stop being so trusting...

(Spongebob runs through the cave as he climbs the walls and bursts out of the ground)

Spongebob: (He runs in the sand before glancing around and gradually slowing down) This is horrible, I'll never see Patrick, Squidward, Mr Krabs, Sandy and all the rest ever again - I hate it here, I just wish I knew the way home... (He walks around as the music begins...)

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(He continues to walk through the sand as bits of snow start to fall)

Spongebob: Ooh it's getting heavy... (He continues to walk until he approaches a huge mountain) I think I remember this mountain, I must be approaching home! (He starts to abseil the mountain as the snow thickens) This is going to take forever... (As he continues, he notices, from the top of the mountain, a snow blizzard) Oh no! I need to get out of here! (He lets go of his foot hold and slides down the mountain but the blizzard lifts him up as he is thrown around with the snow and ice)

(Spongebob wakes up in a dark, creepy place) Where am I? (He looks up to see a sign with the word "Bottom" on it) Huh? Could it be? (He pulls back a plant that reveals the word "Rock") Rock Bottom? Not this place again... (He glances around) How am I going to get out of this place, I don't have my Glove World balloon anymore... (He approaches the slope and looks up) I guess I'm stuck here ... forever... (He notices the strange creatures standing behind him) Maybe they can help... (He walks up to the monsters) My accent may be a little rusty... Hello... (Blows raspberry) ...Can... (Blows raspberry) ...You... (Blows raspberry) ...Please... (Blows raspberry) ...Help... (Blows raspberry) ...Me? (They all look at each other and then nod) Perfect! (They all begin to stack themselves together as Spongebob glances up) Whoa! (He begins to climbs up the creatures) Thank you … see ya soon … thanks again … hey Steve … goodbye (He reaches the top and jumps into Bikini Bottom) I'm home! I’m finally home!

Sandy: (She's sat crying in the treedome) I guess Spongebob isn't there for me after all, I thought he was once but that was a long, long time ago ... yesterday in fact (She hears her name being called from the distance) Huh? (She glances around to notice Spongebob running towards the treedome)

Spongebob: Sandy! Sandy!

Sandy: (She jumps up) Spongebob? (He bursts into the treedome as they both hug)

Spongebob: I've missed you so much...

Sandy: I'm so glad you're here ... what took you so long?

Spongebob: Well let's just say, it wasn't a normal Thursday afternoon...

Sandy: I see...

Spongebob: Oh yeah, look what I got you, I know you'll gonna love it! (He reaches into his pocket but the necklace has gone) Wait a second, where is it?

(Back in the underground cave, the savages hold up the necklace)

Tamutai: (He puts the necklace in his mouth) This don’t taste good...

Spongebob: I'm so sorry Sandy, I got you this perfect gift but I must have lost it, I'm so...

Sandy: I don't care about the gift Spongebob, however good it may have been, as long as you're here, I'm happy... (They both embrace)

Spongebob: I hope this hug never ends... (A tentacle taps him on the shoulder as he glances around to see Squidward along with the rest of the town) What's going on?

Sandy: What are you all doing here, how did you get in?

Squidward: No one invited us but we deserve to be in the one hundredth episode, don't we?

Spongebob: What, what are you talking about ... episode?

Squidward: Just shut up and party... (Music suddenly begins as the whole town dance around the treedome)

Spongebob: (Glancing around) Sandy? Sandy, where are you? (He walks up to her tree as she sticks her head out)

Sandy: Come here, Spongebob... (She pulls him into the tree away from everyone)

Spongebob: What is it, Sandy?

Sandy: This... (She hugs him as they continue to hug while the party continues...)

French Narrator: So there we have it, just another normal day for the little square sponge ... do come back soon (Spongebob and Sandy are still hugging) Well maybe not that soon... (The music begins as they continue to embrace…)

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R.E.M. - "Stand"

Phil Collins - "Take Me Home"

Robert Plant - "Sea of Love"

Next Time...

Season 6

Spongebob is the only one to see a strange character in the Krusty Krab, the citizens of Bikini Bottom all switch job roles, Sandy and Squidward travel to the moon, Mr Krabs opens a Boating School, Plankton is forced to relive the same day everyday, Mermaid Man falls for Spongebob's Gramma, Sandy meets an old enemy in the shape of a bunny, Spongebob is replaced with a robot, laughter dooms the town and much, much more!

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Season 6 sounds awesome :D . Nice finale/100th episode btw.

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Season 6, episode 01 (101)- "Imaginary Fiend"

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(The sun rises over the city and Spongebob's house while inside, the carefree sponge is sat eating breakfast as Gary reads the newspaper)

Spongebob: (Looking over his pets shoulder) What'cha reading there, buddy?

Gary: Meow...

Spongebob: Sounds boring, you couldn't tear out the horoscope pages for me could you? (He does as Spongebob holds them up in front of his face and reads them aloud) Ooh, I will meet someone new today ... I like the sound of that (The alarm on his watch sounds) Well I won't be able to meet someone new if I don't leave the house ... I'll see ya later Garebear (He puts on his hat and walks out of the house)

Squidward: (He exits his house) La De Dee, La De Doo, La Di Dum... (He glances at Spongebob leaving his house as he jumps back through his door) That was a close call... (He watches Spongebob walk on) Thank goodness he's gone, I don't think I could have...

Spongebob: (Taping him on the shoulder from behind) Who's gone? (Squidward stares at him blankly before walking out while Spongebob follows)

Spongebob: So how was your weekend, Squidward?

Squidward: The same as any other...

Spongebob: Full of laughs, wonderful memories and great tales...

Squidward: No, I said the same... (They both enter the Krusty Krab and walk to their work stations)

Spongebob: I've got a feeling this is gonna be a great day! (He jumps up excitedly)

Squidward: Yeah well I've got the exact opposite feeling...

Mr Krabs: (He enters the kitchen) Morning lad, ready to fry up some patties?

Spongebob: Of course ... I was just going to get them from the freezer now (He approaches the huge freezer, opening it and picking up the frosty patties) There's nothing like the feel of solid meat in my hands... (He suddenly notices someone in the back of the freezer) Uh … hello, Mr Krabs? Squidward? (He slowly approaches the unknown character)

???: Hey guy…

Spongebob: AH! (He jumps back, scared) W-W-Who are you?

???: I’m Rory, you’re Spongebob, right?

Spongebob: Who are you?

Rory: I’m Rory…

Spongebob: Yes I know that, but why are you here?

Rory: I’m always here...

Spongebob: But why have I never seen you before?

Rory: I’ve been waiting for the right time to reveal myself…

Spongebob: That makes … sense, I guess

Rory: Sure does

Spongebob: Hey, I know who will love to meet you … Squidward!

Rory: I’m not sure if I really want to meet anyone at the moment…

Spongebob: Don’t be silly, he’ll love you, stay right here... well you don't have to stay in that exact spot but don't leave the room... (He runs out) Squidward! Squidward!

Squidward: (Angrily) What, what is it, what do you want?

Spongebob: There’s this guy called Rory in the back of the Krusty Krab … wanna come see him?

Squidward: What are you talking about?

Spongebob: Follow me…

Squidward: Well it beats working... (He follows Spongebob up to the freezer as he pushes the door open to see nothing but ice, no person in sight)

Spongebob: (Looking around furiously) He was here a second ago...

Squidward: Oh yes, I see him, now if you don't mind... (He walks off)

Spongebob: But I swear Squidward, he was really here... (Rory suddenly appears next to Spongebob) You?

Rory: Hey guy...

Spongebob: Where were you?

Rory: Me? I was right here

Spongebob: No you weren't... you, you weren't here

Rory: I'm pretty sure I was, so anyway, what do you wanna do now?

Spongebob: Why don't I take you to my boss?

Rory: Uh OK... (Spongebob grabs his arm and pulls him out of the freezer)

Mr Krabs: (In his office, he's counting out his money) So if I just divide this fat stack of cash into three and give myself all three parts then everyone's happy! (Spongebob bursts in) What's going on, lad?

Spongebob: Hey Mr Krabs, I'd like you to meet Rory, I found him in the freezer...

Mr Krabs: What? Is he like, invisible?

Spongebob: No he's right h... (He turns to notice no one there) AH! What's going on? Where is he?

Mr Krabs: Playing tricks on ole Mr Krabs eh? (He chuckles to himself) I hate that, get back to work!

Spongebob: But you've got to believe me, Sir, he was really here!

Mr Krabs: Sure I believe you, now get back to work (Spongebob sulks off) Oh and Spongebob, take out the garbage, it's starting to stink more than your fake stories...

Spongebob: Fine ... (He picks up the garbage and walks outside) I've just got to forget about him, out of sight out of mind that's what my grampa used to say ... well he didn't but I'm sure someone's grampa used to say it... (He throws the garbage into the dumpster as Rory sticks his head out)

Rory: (Rubbing his head) Why'cha do that for?

Spongebob: YOU! Why do you keep running off?

Rory: I told you, I'm shy...

Spongebob: But you're making me look crazy...

Rory: Who cares if you look cray-cray, I know you're not...

Spongebob: How do I even know you're real? (He jumps up into the dumpster)

Rory: (Confused) What are you doing?

Spongebob: I need to touch you, touch you to see if you're real!

Rory: Get away from me! (He buries himself in the filth as Spongebob dives down and digs around in the garbage)

Spongebob: Get up here! (Patrick sticks his head out of the trash)

Patrick: Oh hey Spongebob, what do you want?

Spongebob: Patrick? What are you doing here?

Patrick: I'm always here, I don't usually see you though

Spongebob: Yeah, I was just looking for this guy...

Patrick: What, in the garbage?

Spongebob: Yeah, you didn't see someone else in here did you?

Patrick: Yeah ... you

Spongebob: Besides me?

Patrick: Well no then

Spongebob: I guess I must be crazy...

Patrick: You know what picks me up when I'm feeling crazy? A crazy party!

Spongebob: I guess a party would take my mind off of that guy in my mind

Patrick: Then it's a date!

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(Patrick and Spongebob stand in the starfishes house that's covered with a few party decorations)

Patrick: You ready?

Spongebob: I guess... (Patrick turns on the speakers as music starts to blare out...)

(Squidward is sat in his house on the couch)

Squidward: ... and now to spend a few hours rel... (He hears the music playing from Patrick house) Spongebob and Patrick having fun? Not on my watch... (He picks up his phone and dials) Yes ... that's right, police ...

Patrick: (Dancing crazily around the room) Spongebob aren't you going to dance? I kinda look like an idiot just dancing by myself... (There's a knock at the door as he goes to answer it to the cops) Uh hey guys, have you come to party?

Police Officer: Not today Patrick, we have had a complaint that music has been playing to excessive levels on these premises...

Spongebob: (Walking up to the front door) We're sorry officer, we'll turn the ... wait a second (He stares at the officer who looks remarkably like Rory) D-Do I know you?

Police Officer: I highly doubt it unless you've been involved with the police before...

Spongebob: Wait a second, you're Rory! That guy who's been stalking me all day!

Patrick: What are you talking about, Spongebob?

Spongebob: Why do you keep tormenting me! (He runs off) WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST BE A GIANT BUNNY?!

Police Officer: (Watching on) That guy needs help, like serious help...

Patrick: I-I think you're right... (He walks up to Spongebob's house and knocks on the door as Spongebob slowly opens it) Are you Ok buddy?

Spongebob: I've been better, at least you believe me don't you Patrick, you believe that guy is stalking me!

Patrick: Well ... uhm

Spongebob: Fine! I guess I'll just have to get evidence myself... (The music begins as Spongebob continues to have encounters with the character that no one else can see...)

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Spongebob: (He sulks into the Krusty Krab) Well that montage was a complete waste of time... (He slowly walks into the kitchen as Squidward watches on)

Squidward: I'm loving this new Spongebob, sure he's insane but at least he's quiet...

Spongebob: (He walks up to the grill and picks up his spatula) Maybe making some patties will cheer me up... (He hears a rustle in the bag behind him as he slowly approaches it) Hello? (He pulls open the bag as Rory appears from inside)

Rory: So what do you think Spongebob, who would win in a fight, a two-headed hammerhead shark or a robotic Nessy?

Spongebob: (He starts panting heavily) I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! WHO ARE YOU?!

Rory: Who am I? Who am I! You seriously have no idea?

Spongebob: No, now get out of my life!

Rory: (An angry expression covers his face) Not so fast, Bob... (He tears out of the sack and menacingly approaches him)

Spongebob: W-What are you doing?

Rory: Something I should have done a long time ago! (He picks up the spatula smashes it on the grill as it snaps and a sharp point appears on the end of it)

Spongebob: Why are you doing this? (He slowly backs away) HELP!

Rory: No one can hear you now...

Squidward: (Sticking his head through the hatch) Spongebob?

Rory: Darn it!

Squidward: (Confused) What's going on?

Spongebob: The guy I was talking about is trying to kill me!

Squidward: Wait, he's real?

Rory: Shut up! Just shut up, don't you think you've done enough already? (He waves the spatula knife around carelessly)

Spongebob: Please help me, Squidward!

Squidward: OK but if it requires more than one ounce of effort, I'm not doing it... (He walks up to the door, pushes it but it's locked) You're on your own....

Rory: No one can stop me now ... unless someone does and then I'll be stopped, obviously ... but that's not going to happen! (He holds up the knife as Squidward bursts through the back entrance)

Squidward: Stop right there! (Rory smashes him over the head with the spatula as he lies flat on the floor) Well don't say I didn't try (His head hits the floor)

Spongebob: SQUIDWARD!

Rory: Your friend can't help you anymore...

Spongebob: Before you kill me, why? Why do you want to kill me?

Rory: You ruined my life and you know it! (He stabs the wall with the spatula)

Spongebob: Just calm down...

Rory: No, I will not calm down! (He takes another jab hitting the wall once again and getting the spatula stuck) Come on! (Spongebob makes a run for it, sprinting outside and through the streets) Come back here! (He pulls out the spatula and lunges after him) You will pay for what you have put me through, Spongebob...

Spongebob: Gotta run, gotta hide, gotta keep describing what I'm doing... (He runs passed Patrick and Squidward's houses as he bursts into his own) Gary you've got to help me, a crazy guy who I've just met is trying to kill me...

Gary: Meow?

Spongebob: Yeah, I guess my horoscope was right... (There's a huge thud at the door)

Rory: I know you're in there, Bob!

Spongebob: Why are you tormenting me?

Rory: You really don't know who I am do you?

Spongebob: For the last time, no, I've never met you before in my entire life!

Rory: Well I've met you ... everyday!

Spongebob: What do you mean, why do you want to kill me?

Rory: Because, as I've stated quite frequently, you ruined my life!.

Spongebob: So you're going to kill me, kill me in cold blood for whatever reason...

Rory: YES!

Spongebob: Well I'm not letting you in, I've bolted the door shut so you may as well give up...

Rory: Bolts ... my oldest enemy... You win this time Sponge but we will meet again and you will pay for what you've done to my life, PAY! I will be back, with payback!

Spongebob: (Turning from the door) Well I think that's the last we'll see of him...

Rory: (From outside) It's not!

Spongebob: (Letting out a huge sigh as he falls to the floor) I'm pooped, it's been such a long day... (He heads upstairs as Gary glances at the door before slowly following)

Rory: (Sitting in a cave) Oh that Spongebob will pay, and I know just how ... (He holds up a picture of Patrick, Sandy, Mr Krabs and Squidward in a group as he tears it up and stands on the pieces) That will be the last time anyone utters the words "Spongebob Squarepants" (He laughs evilly as the screen fades to black...)

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The Who - "Who Are You"

Next Time...

The citizens of Bikini Bottom, all bored and fed up with their jobs, decide to switch them. Craziness ensures when Patrick becomes the Mayor, Spongebob runs the Boating School and Mr Krabs and Plankton switch jobs...

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Season 6, episode 02 (102)- "A Mile in My Shoes"

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(The sun is setting while in the town hall, everyone is gathered shouting at the Mayor who is standing on stage)

Fred: Yeah, that's right!

Nat: I agree!

Bill: If it'll make me look cool then I agree too...

The Mayor: (Confused) So what are you all saying?

Squidward: We are all bored with our jobs...

Mrs Puff: So we want to trade them!

The Mayor: Yeah I know what you're saying, but why?

Squidward: We just said... (Everyone nods their heads in agreeance)

The Mayor: Well even though I'm pretty sure it's most likely against what I can do as Mayor, election day is coming up, so sure, why not, let the tradings begin! (He holds up a top hat) In this hat I have the name of everyone in the city ... I will pick a name and that person will switch jobs with whoever I pick out next ... here it goes (He sticks his fin in the hat and pulls out a name) Sandra Cheeks will have ... (He pulls out another name) ... SpongeBob SquarePants' job while SpongeBob will have ... (He pulls out another name) ... Poppy Puffs job

Mrs Puff: (Her face drops) May Neptune have mercy on us all...

The Mayor: (Pulling out another name) Patrick Star will have... (He pulls out another name) My job?! Who put my name in the freaking hat? Well anyway, let's keep going, Eugene Krabs and Sheldon Plankton will therefore switch roles...

Plankton: Well that figures...

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The Mayor: ... and finally (He pulls Squidward's name out) Squidward Tentacles will have... well that seems to be it, I guess he'll just keep his old job then

Squidward: But that's hardly fa ... ah, forget it! (He storms out)

(Across town in the Mayors office, Patrick arrives walking in the entrance and glancing around)

Patrick: (Looking at the decor) Wow, fancy (He enters the office as a female fish approaches him)

Linda: (Holding her fin out) I'm your assistant, Linda and I will help you settle in for however long this stupid job switch thing lasts, if there's anything you need, just call...

Patrick: Could I have some drinkable sausage?

Michelle: Drinkable sausage, they still make that stuff? Sure thing Mr Mayor... (She walks out of the room)

Patrick: (He slowly approaches the desk) I know someone who'd love this place, bring me a phone and dial for...

(Scene cuts to the Boating School)

Mrs Puff: ... Spongebob, Spongebob, SPONGEBOB! - are you listening to me?

Spongebob: Of course Mrs Puff, you have nothing to worry about

Mrs Puff: Oh I think I do...

Spongebob: (His shellphone rings as he answers it) Oh hey Patrick, how is your new job going? ... really? That sounds awesome!

Mrs Puff: (Shaking her head) Why did I think this was a good idea, now where was I supposed to go? (She pulls out a small piece of paper with her new job title on it) "Scientist" ... oh yeah, I have that squirrel's job... (She glances at Spongebob who's still on the phone before walking off and up to the treedome where she finds a note on the door) What's this? (She takes the note and begins to read it) "Howdy Mrs Puff..." Oh dear Neptune, she writes how she speaks... (She rolls her eyes before continuing to read) "... you must be so excited about getting my job, the keys under the mat and you'll find a water helmet inside, have fun!" (She puts the note down as she walks inside putting on the helmet as she walks around) I guess it is pretty roomy... (She continue to look around as she looks at all of the inventions) Hmm... I wonder what all of that stuff does (She notices a picture of Sandy and Spongebob together in a frame) I wouldn't of chosen this...

(The scene cuts from the photo of Sandy to the real Sandy standing in the kitchen of the Krusty Krab)

Sandy: (She slowly turns the Krabby Patty onto its side as she pulls out her timer) Three hundred and seventy four seconds should do it...

Squidward: (He sticks his head through the serving hatch) Jeez Sandy, you're worse than Spongebob, I would like to go home today...

Sandy: Not long now Squiddy, just over three and a half minutes...

Squidward: (Covering his face) Same job, different idiots... (He notices Plankton enter) Oh and here's one now...

Plankton: Good morning crew, I'll just be heading into my office... (He walks into Mr Krabs' office)

Squidward: Eugene would never let you into his office, especially around his precious formula...

Plankton: Well the greedy old fool decided that we needed to switch formulas, so I brought mine over here and...

Mr Krabs: ... I've forgot to take my secret formula! (He paces furiously around the Chum Bucket) Right, maybe he's not noticed it yet and all I have to do is go over to the Krusty Krab and retrieve it ... before it's too late! (He bursts out of the restaurant crossing the road as Spongebob and a student driving a boat speed pass) Watch out lad!

Spongebob: (Calling out) Sorry Sir! (He turns to the student driver) Come on Jeremy, take control!

Jeremy: I can't, you've gotta help me!

Spongebob: What makes you think I can either!

(Mrs Puff watches the boat-mobile spin through the streets from the treedome)

Mrs Puff: The reputation of my school is going down the can all thanks to Spongebob ... wait a second, maybe I could invent something to make everyone forget about all of this so we can return to our jobs and my reputation won't be destroyed ... well, where to start?

The Mayor: (He's walking through the streets of the city) Why did I have to switch jobs with that unemployed starfish? I've got absolutely nothing to do...

Nat: Hey look, it's the Mayor!

The Mayor: Hello fellow citizens, how are you today? (They all begin to surround him)

Fred: Why did you raise taxes for things we didn't need?

The Mayor: Well that's a good question, I had to raise taxes to cover the money I ... uh ... invested into the city to cover the cost of my ... um, OUR swimming pool, you see?

Fred: But that doesn't make any sense

The Mayor: Well if you listen closely then you'll find that the reason ... GOODBYE (He runs off as fast as he can)

Nat: He's getting away! (They all chase after him as they catch him up and start beating him)

The Mayor: Did your mothers not teach you about not beating people so much more rich and powerful than you?

Fred: But you're not anymore, that's what makes it so funny! (They all laugh and suddenly stop) Who's hungry? (Everyone cheers and walks off)

The Mayor: (Rolling onto his side) This is why I try to spend most of my time as far away from this city as possible...

(The hungry fish enters the Krusty Krab as Mr Krabs slowly sneaks in behind the mass of customers)

Mr Krabs: (Whispering to himself) Now to get to my office... (Plankton suddenly appears in front of him)

Plankton: Not so fast, Krabs, where do you think you're going?

Mr Krabs: I just need to...

Plankton: No you don't, now would you kindly get out...

Mr Krabs: You know, this would be so much easier if I was your size...

Plankton: Out!

Mr Krabs: I'm going, I'm going... (Squidward watches Mr Krabs leave as he sighs unhappily)

Sandy: Why so glum, Squidward?

Squidward: Well part of me really wanted to switch jobs, even if it wasn't going to last forever, it would have been a nice change of pace...

Sandy: Well the best I can offer you is this fry cook job, do you want that?

Squidward: Not really but I'll take it... (Sandy jumps through the serving hatch as Squidward walks into the kitchen)

Patrick: (In the Mayors office, his stomach growls loudly) I'm so hungry, could I have a bowl of ice cream please? (Linda returns with the bowl)

Linda: I took money out of the towns funding to pay Goofy Goober, Ok?

Patrick: No need, I'm making it free ice cream for the Mayor day... (Spongebob suddenly smashes his boat into the side of the office)

Spongebob: Sorry Patrick

Patrick: Don't worry about it, buddy...

Jeremy: (Rubbing his head) Could I please have Mrs Puff to drive with now?

Spongebob: I've told you, she's not here...

Mrs Puff: (She's in the tree dome hammering away at a machine) I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing, hopefully this "Amnesia-Ray" will work and not kill anyone in the process (She continues to work on it) I just hope everyone will forget what a disgrace Spongebob has turned my school into (She gives it one last hit) That should do it, let's see if it works... (She pushes a button and the ray shoots from it and it bounces out of the dome and across town) Perfect...

(The ray shoots over the Chum Bucket while inside, Mr Krabs is panicking)

Mr Krabs: This was such a bad idea, I knew I shouldn't have agreed to it, now I can't even get into me own restaurant... wait a second, I just need Squidward to do an inside job for me (He pulls out an old shellphone and dials a number)

Squidward: (He throws the burnt patties into the trash) That's the last time you burn on me... (His phone rings and he answers it) What?

Mr Krabs: Squidward you've got to help me, I accidentally left me formula in the safe and I need you to get it before Plankton finds out, OK?

Squidward: No (He hangs up)

Plankton: (He's listening in to the phone conversation from a phone in the office) So foolish Krabs has left his formula in the safe, this day just keeps getting better and better... (He turns to the safe and begins hacking it)

The Mayor: (He's sat beaten up in Patrick's house) No one respects me when I'm just an average Joe, I'm so bored with this life ... I've got to get back into my office ... I mean, yeah, I've left something in my office, I better go get it (He slowly gets up and heads out)

Plankton: (He's on the phone in the office as he calls Karen) Yeah, that's right...

Karen: (In the Chum Bucket) So he left the formula in the safe that you're now trying to open?

Plankton: Yes, so I need you to stop Krabs from leaving the restaurant and stopping me, do you think you can do that?

Karen: Of course I can, I don't want to but I can... (All the exits are locked down)

Mr Krabs: (Confused) What was that?

Karen: Nothing, nothing...

Mr Krabs: Have you locked me in? Wait, that must mean that Plankton knows about the formula!

Karen: Possibly...

Mr Krabs: Let me out of here! (He smashes on the door but can't get out)

Spongebob: (Outside of the Chum Bucket, he and the student spin past in the test boat) Why'cha give me the wheel?

Jeremy: Because you're meant to be the teacher! (They spin out of control as they head towards the Boating school) Watch out! (They smash right through the school coming out of the back as the school falls to the ground)

(Mrs Puff is watching from the top of a hill)

Mrs Puff: Don't worry about it Puff Mama, with this machine everyone will forget what Spongebob has done to your school... (She notices the Mayor walking through the town) If I hit the Mayor then he'll forget all about this stupid job switch... (She aims it at him) Here it goes...

The Mayor: (Glancing through the streets) I'm almost at the town hall and there's not a...

Nat: Hey look, it's the not Mayor (They all surround him and beat him as he manages to run off)

Mrs Puff: (She notices his running off) Oh great, how am I supposed to get him now? (She shoots but misses all the time as all of the rays head towards the Chum Bucket) Darn, I keep missing!

Karen: I'm sorry but I can't let you out... (She is suddenly hit with twelve of the rays) What am I doing here?

Mr Krabs: Huh? Oh, you were just opening the doors for me... (The doors open as Mr Krabs runs outside)

Plankton: (He opens the safe pulling out the formula) Finally! (He picks up the phone) I've got the formula, just keep Krabs with you a little longer

Karen: Krabs?

Plankton: Yeah, Eugene...

Karen: Eu... what?

Plankton: EUGENE!

Mr Krabs: You call?

Plankton: No I was... Oh great! Why do I never just open the formula on the spot as soon as I get it?

Mr Krabs: I don't know, why?

Plankton: It was a rhetorical question...

Mr Krabs: Can we both just agree that our old jobs were so much better... (There's a sudden explosion from the kitchen) What the? What have you done now, Plankton?

Plankton: Why do you automatically think that when there's some sort of disaster that I'm involved?

(They walk into the next room as a thick, black smoke disappears and Squidward is revealed to be asleep at the grill with burnt patties scattered around the room)

Plankton: Wow, he completely destroyed the kitchen ... good job!

Mr Krabs: Squidward!? (The squid wakes up in a start) What happened?

Squidward: (He looks around confused) Huh?

Sandy: I'm sorry Mr Krabs, I let Squid over here have my job ... I really shouldn't have, I didn't know he was going to burn down the place

Sandles: (Poking her on the back) Oi squirrel, get me my patty will you?

Sandy: (Turning around) Stick a can o' corn in it, won't you?

Sandles: Well I never! (They all head towards the exit)

Mr Krabs: Me customer, come back! (He looks around) Well the Krusty Krab may have seen better days but at least I still have my health... (Spongebob suddenly crashes the boat-mobile through the wall hitting Mr Krabs up against the side of the building)

Spongebob: Mr Krabs! Are you Ok?

Mr Krabs: I've been better, this needs to stop now, we need to go talk to the Mayor! (Mr Krabs, Spongebob, Squidward, Sandy and Plankton march out of the building and towards the Mayors office)

Linda: (She hands Patrick a glass of lemonade) Now, is there anything you would like that's not food or drink related?

Patrick: Actually there is, I would like a can of bread please

Linda: I don't think you heard what I... Ah never mind (She walks out as she notices the Mayor enter) Francis, what are you doing here?

The Mayor: Don't mind me Linda, I'm just collecting something from my office, I won't be long ...

Linda: Ok...

The Mayor: (He falls to his knees in front of her) Oh this was such a bad idea, I so want my job back, I wish I never agreed to this job swap!

Squidward: Mr Mayor, we want our jobs back! (He turns around)

The Mayor: Well I was enjoying my new job so much but if you insist, I hereby return everyone's jobs back to their original owners (Everyone cheers)

Patrick: (Appearing from the office) Hang on a second, I believe I am the Mayor...

Spongebob: Oh no Patrick, you've got to let us have our jobs back...

Patrick: Of course, I just wanted everyone to know what job I had ... I don't think being the Mayor really suited me anyway, all of those hard decisions I had to make

Linda: Actually you didn't make any decisions, you just sat there and ate

Patrick: Well I made the choice not to make any decisions, that counts

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Linda: (Clearing up the office table) So you want me to change all the laws Mr Star created?

The Mayor: Yes sure... (She heads off) I wonder what laws he did create anyway (He picks up the piece of paper) "No Pants in the Mayors Office", "Free Ice Cream for the Mayor Day", "No Boring Paper Work For the Mayor" ... on second thoughts Linda...

Spongebob: (Flipping a patty in the kitchen) It's good to be back to a familiar scene, here ya go, Squidward (He passes the patty through the serving hatch)

Squidward: (Walking up to Patrick with the patty) Stuff yourself (He throws the burger to him and walks off)

Patrick: Thanks Squidward ... man I sure have missed this (He's about to take a bite as Plankton reveals himself and grabs the patty) My patties alive!

Plankton: See ya, Krabs! (He runs to the exit as Mr Krabs picks him up)

Mr Krabs: Hello Sheldon ... goodbye Sheldon (He throws him back to the Chum Bucket)

Plankton: (Flying through the air) For some reason I missed this...

(Mr Krabs puts the patty in front of Patrick as he turns to Sandy who's standing next to a device)

Sandy: There you go, Mr Krabs, this new invention fixed that hole right up...

Mr Krabs: Good job, Sandy (There a sudden smash as a boat collides through the restaurant and Mrs Puff reveals herself from inside) What the...?

Mrs Puff: It's good to be back but I should have touched up on my driving skills before hitting the road again...

(Everyone falls silence before laughing uproariously with one another as the screen fades to black...)

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Next Time...

When Karate is banned in the city, Spongebob and Sandy both get depressed until they discover a secret gang who fight crime using Karate...

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Season 6, episode 03 (103)- "The Secret Heroes"

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(In the pineapple, Spongebob is fast asleep as his alarm sounds and he jumps out of bed excitedly)

Spongebob: (Jumping around) It's a very special day today ... I think, I can't really remember, I know something is supposed to happen today, but what? (He gets dressed and walks down the stairs into his kitchen) Must remember, is it someone's birthday?

Gary: Meow...

Spongebob: Good try Gary, but I know your birthday is in April...

Gary: Meow

Spongebob: No it's not a birthday, it's also something else besides Christmas Eve Eve... (Sandy suddenly smashes through the window wearing her karate outfit)

Sandy: Put up your guard, Squarepants!

Spongebob: Oh that's right, it's the biennial karate tournament

Patrick: (He appears at the window) Every two years, Sandy and Spongebob both compete in a huge karate competition where the winner gets to where the coveted green outfit, and as Spongebob has lost every year, Sandy still possesses it...

Spongebob: Thanks for that, buddy...

Patrick: No problem (He walks off)

Sandy: You ready Spongebob?

Spongebob: I was born ready ... now just wait while I get ready (He puts on his red karate gear) Now I'm ready...

Sandy: You're going down Squarepants, D-O-W-N down!

Spongebob: Not if I can help it, and help it I will! (He karate chops Sandy and she stumbles into the kitchen cupboards)

Sandy: Cheap shot (She kicks the sponge as he flies across the room and into the wall)

Spongebob: I'm not standing for this!

Sandy: You won't be standing at all when I'm finished with you... (They continue to fight around the house, breaking everything in their path)

(Gary slithers down the stairs noticing the fighting and slithering back up)

Spongebob: (He runs up to the door as Sandy karate chops open the door and the fight continues outside) Take this! (He strikes as Sandy ducks and he falls over her faced down on the floor)

Sandy: You might as well give up now, Spongebob (She raises her hand as Spongebob grabs it flipping her upside down as she hits into a building) OW!

Spongebob: Ready to hand over that green uniform yet?

Sandy: NEVER! (She hits him into a hydrant that sprays water around the town as boat-mobiles spin out of control and smash into buildings causing havoc)

Spongebob: Green suits me so much more (He hits her aside)

Sandy: Are you kidding me? I was born to wear this uniform... (She swings him around as he smashes through many houses)

(In the Mayors office, Linda the assistant glances outside at the chaos and destruction)

Linda: (Confused) Oh dear Neptune, I better alert the Mayor! (She picks up the phone and dials) Yes, Francis ... I really think you should get back, there's something you need to see...

The Mayor: (He's lying on a tropical beach) Why does my vacation always have to be ruined, can't that city run itself for a few weeks? (He slowly pulls himself up) I'm coming, I'm coming... (He hangs up)

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(The town is completely destroyed as the citizens try to clear up the mess)

The Mayor: (A fancy boat pulls up as he climbs out and looks around the town) What the hellfish happened to this place? (He wonders through the streets) Whoever did this managed to make this place look even worse...

Nat: (Picking up a huge piece of metal) It was those guys! (He points to Spongebob and Sandy in the distance still fighting)

Sandy: (Yawning) ... I'm never giving up

Spongebob: Ditto (They weakly throw punches as the Mayor splits them both up)

Sandy: Oh howdy Mr Mayor, what's going on?

The Mayor: What have you two done to my town? My adequate, adequate town...

Spongebob: Us? (They both glance around at the destruction they unknowingly produced)

Sandy: We're so sorry, things must have got out of hand...

The Mayor: I'd say so...

Spongebob: What are you going to do to us?

The Mayor: Just get out of my sight, I need to think... (He slowly walks off as he returns to his office)

Linda: Did you see it?

The Mayor: Of course I did, I think those two need to spend some hard time in a prison cell

Linda: But all of the prison cells are full now that you've ruled that it's a federal offense to be poor...

The Mayor: Well then what else can I do? I can't let them destroy the city like this with their martial art skills ... wait a second, that's it! They can't destroy the town if they have no skills?

Linda: What are you talking about?

The Mayor: From now on it's against the law to practice karate or karate-like sports in the town and anyone caught doing it shall be executed...

Linda: But that means...

The Mayor: Yes, executed, thrown out of the town forever...

Linda: I'm not sure that you understand what executed means

The Mayor: I'm pretty sure I do...

Perch Perkins: (On TV) That’s right, you heard it here first, the Mayor has created a new law that states that it's a federal offense to practice karate or any other martial art in the town, stay tuned for more details...

Spongebob: (He’s watching the report in the Krusty Krab) B-B-But … AH! (He screams as he bursts outside across town where he bumps into Sandy and they both scream together)

Sandy: You saw it too?

Spongebob: Yeah, I can’t believe he’d do something like that?

Sandy: Well we did sorta, destroy the whole town

Spongebob: But how are we going to live without karate?

Sandy: Well we did it once for Mr Krabs, why not again?

Spongebob: I guess you're right, we do need to abide by the law... (Sandy stares at him) What? Word-A-Day calendar (He holds up the calendar with the word "Law" on it)

Sandy: So yeah, wanna come back to mine?

Spongebob: Sure, why not? (They both approach the treedome and enter, sitting down together) So ... nice place you got here

Sandy: Thanks

Spongebob: Absolutely no problem ... you ... uh, got any pets?

Sandy: You know I don't

Spongebob: Interesting, interesting ... I better get going

Sandy: Yeah, bye (He walks out)

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Spongebob: (He's sat at his table doing nothing) What did I ever do before karate? (A letter gets pushed through his door as he goes to open it) "You have been invited to the only place in the entire city where karate and other martial arts are still being practiced..."

Sandy: (She's at her door also reading the letter) "... we would like to invite you to join our elite group" (Putting down the letter) That sounds like just the place for me

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Sandy: (She holds the letter with the address on it and approaches the edge of town) Where is it, I don't see anything for miles and miles...

Spongebob: Sandy? (He reveals himself from behind) What are you doing here?

Sandy: Did you get a letter too? (They both hold them up) What do you think it means?

Spongebob: I don't know, it was probably just a prank

Sandy: Most likely, there's nothing around here (There's a sudden rumble as a cave appears from the ground) What the? (A group of people in karate outfits exit and approach the two of them slowly...)

Bruce Leech: 挨拶は、それはあなたに会えて本当に良いことだ、私はうれしいですあなたは私たちの手紙を持って

Sandy: Huh?

Bruce Leech: You don't speak Japanese?

Sandy: No, are we supposed to?

Bruce Leech: Never mind, I just said that it's good to see you and that we're glad you could come

Sandy: Well it's good to see you to

Spongebob: Yeah, why did you send us these letters?

Bruce Leech: Follow us (They all walk into the cave as it sinks back into the ground)

Sandy: (They enter a huge training room where people are practicing different martial arts) T-This is amazing (She runs around the room happily) Come on, Spongebob...

Spongebob: Are you sure we're allowed, I don't mean, I really want to do karate and all but, is this legal?

Bruce Leech: Of course it ... GET DOWN, IT'S THE PIGS! (They all dive for cover as the Police officers enter)

Police Chef Al: It's still empty, they must have all left

Officer Nancy: Don't you think we should look around, they may be hiding

Police Chef Al: We don't have time for that ... well we do but I don't wanna (They both walk out as everyone reveals themselves)

Spongebob: I think we should be going, come on Sandy (He drags her off)

Bruce Leech: But if you leave, who's gonna stop the crime?

Spongebob: Crime? What do you mean?

Bruce Leech: We enthusiasts fight crime every night keeping the bad guys outta town, how else do you think the city is crime-free?

Spongebob: I thought it was the Police officers...

Bruce Leech: Those jokers, no way, that's us baby

Sandy: So you guys are like super heroes?

Spongebob: Like Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy?

Bruce Leech: I guess so, except we're a lot younger

Sandy: That's so cool, isn't it Spongebob?

Spongebob: I guess it is pretty awesome

Bruce Leech: So are you with us? We're about to head out to do some fighting

Sandy: I'm in!

Spongebob: Then I guess I am too (They all head out into the night as the walk through town)

Sandy: This is going to be so much fun, we get to fight villains giving them their comeuppance

Spongebob: I guess it will be kinda fun...

Sandy: So where are we going to start fighting crime?

Bruce Leech: Wherever crime is, we will be there to stop it...

Spongebob: What about there? (He points to a fish running out of the Barg N' Mart with a sack)

Bruce Leech: No, he's with us...

Sandy: (Confused) What do you mean?

Thief: I swiped some toilet paper as well as this dancing Santa

Bruce Leech: Very good, now just go wait over there

Sandy: What's going on? (They glance around to see all of the martial artists robbing the stores) Are you all stealing from the city, I thought we were meant to be stopping the criminals...

Bruce Leech: Well we should be able to help ourselves to some items, shouldn't we?

Sandy: What are you talking about?

Bruce Leech: Listen, we used to stop crime in the city but once we got our first taste of taking what isn't ours, we loved it so much...

Spongebob: So you're all thieves?

Bruce Leech: Well yes and no ... mostly yes

Sandy: Well I for one don't want to be in a group full of low-life criminals

Spongebob: Me neither, I quit!

Bruce Leech: Not so fast you two, it's not that easy to leave this gang...

Spongebob: What do you mean?

Bruce Leech: Before anyone is leaving they must fight all of us in a karate battle ... and win!

Sandy: But that's impossible, you're karate geniuses...

Spongebob: ... and there's only two of us and at least forty of you

Bruce Leech: Then I guess you are both still one of us

Sandy: No way, we will go and train and when we return, we will beat all of you and never have to see any of you again!

Spongebob: We will? Oh yeah, we will (They both storm off)

Bruce Leech: I'm not scared, they can't beat all of us

Jackson Chan: So why are you shaking?

Bruce Leech: I'm cold, now shut up, you don't have a speaking role...

(In Spongebob's house, he and Sandy sit together on the couch)

Spongebob: What are we going to do Sandy, we can't beat all of those guys

Sandy: We can if we train, now we need some really good training music ... ya know what I mean, something about tiger eyes...

Spongebob: I'm way ahead of you (He pulls out a record player putting down the needle as the music plays while they train...)

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Sandy: Not really what I meant but at least I think we're ready ... let's go fight those guys so we never have to fight with those guys ever again! (They both walk out)

Bruce Leech: (He and the other guys run out of a store) I got the cash register, there must be at least two hundred dollars in here

Sandy: Put that register down

Bruce Leech: Look who's returned, you do realize you've only been gone for three minutes, you're just in time to help us rob the Chum Bucket

Spongebob: The Chum Bucket?

Bruce Leech: Uh, it's the only place we haven't robbed

Sandy: Not today Bruce ... or any other day, we're here to stop you and your cronies

Bruce Leech: Is that so?

Sandy: Yes it is

Bruce Leech: Really, is it?

Sandy: YES

Bruce Leech: So you're telling me...

Sandy: YES I AM TELLING YOU! (She karate chops him in the stomach as he stumbles back and onto the ground)

Bruce Leech: You'll going to regret that! (He punches Sandy and she flies across the sand)

Spongebob: SANDY! (He runs up to her and lifts up her head) I don't think we can win Sandy, they still overpower us ... well they overpower you and I'm nowhere near as strong...

Sandy: Wait a second, I've got an idea ... Spongebob, cover me

Spongebob: Ok Sandy I've got your back but be careful

Sandy: That's not what I meant...

Bruce Leech: (Watching on) What the? (Sandy approaches covered in Spongebob who's wrapped around her)

Sandy: You ready?

Bruce Leech: Of course (He punches Sandy but it only tickles Spongebob)

Bruce Leech: Our martial art skills are useless and without them ... we're nothing, we need to get out of here! (They all run off dropping all of the stolen goods around them)

Sandy: We did it, we actually won! (Spongebob unwraps himself as they hug and both cheer)

Police Chef Al: (They arrive to see Spongebob and Sandy in karate gear surrounded by the stolen goods) Come on Nancy, there's two of them now! (They both approach the two "criminals") Come on you guys, you're coming with us...

Sandy: What? No, we didn't steal this any of this stuff

Spongebob: We're the heroes! (They are shoved into the back of the police boat)

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Sandy: (She and Spongebob are sat in a prison cell, bored) I can't believe it, we should be getting medals not prison sentences

Spongebob: I know

Sandy: Well I suppose they'll find the evidence and we can get out of here

Spongebob: What evidence, there was no witnesses or video evidence anywhere

Sandy: Well yes but ... uh ... I guess ... NUTS!

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Next Time...

Plankton doesn't know if he can continue running the Chum Bucket when his friend and business partner, Pontroy, leaves town. Also, Squidward is fired and replaced with a goody-two-shoes employee who Spongebob has an instant dislike of.

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Season 6, episode 04 (104)- "A Plaice in My Heart"

 

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Plankton: (He boldly enters the Krusty Krab where Spongebob is rushing around and Squidward asleep at the register) Hmm … this is the furthest I’ve got in weeks (He quickly approaches the office door) Right, now for the home straight! (He enters the office) Now I just need…

Mr Krabs: Morning Plankton, you're early today, would you like to get out or be thrown out?

Plankton: Do you even have to ask?

Pontroy Plaice: (In the Chum Bucket, he and Karen are talking) … I guess last week’s episode was better but I still think the story arc with Kim and Brad felt so forced (Plankton flies into the restaurant and Pontroy catches him in one fin) Morning Plankton, failed again? …

(Back in the Krusty Krab, Spongebob is still rushing around as Squidward sleeps)

Spongebob: (Placing an order on a table as he breaths heavily) I need some help... (He approaches Squidward) Uh Squidward … (He taps him on the nose) Squidward?

Squidward: (He wakes up) What is it, Spongebob, tell me then get lost!

Spongebob: Well I was wondering…

Squidward: Yes?

Spongebob: I was wondering if you could help me, I’m rushed off my feet here

Squidward: Oh I see, you have to work so that means I have to also?

Spongebob: Well … maybe

Squidward: Jeez, now I have to work at work, what’s next? We really do need more employees...

Spongebob: That’s not a bad idea, Squidward … they could help me

Squidward: … and you won’t have to keep pestering me about doing work!

Spongebob: We should go talk to Mr Krabs!

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Mr Krabs: (Sat in front of Spongebob and Squidward in his office) So you want me to hire a new employee to help you both out?

Spongebob: Yes, how did you know?

Mr Krabs: I heard you both talking…

Squidward: So … do you think you could find someone?

Mr Krabs: If it’ll increase productivity and profits then yes, just leave it with me…

(Across the street in the Chum Bucket, Plankton is still in Pontroy's fin)

Plankton: You can put me down now...

Pontroy Plaice: Oh sorry... (He places him on the ground)

Plankton: Are you OK Pontroy, you don’t really seem with it today?

Pontroy Plaice: Well actually there was something I needed to talk to you about

Plankton: What is it?

Pontroy Plaice: Well I won’t be here for a while, I’m going on a yearlong business meeting in Bikini Top

Plankton: What, for how long?

Pontroy Plaice: Um … a year

Plankton: But you can’t leave, we need you here … I need you here

Pontroy Plaice: I’m sorry Sheldon but my mind is made up, with all of the business tips I’ve given you the year will fly by

Plankton: It’s not only that … you’re my only friend; ever ... you're my best friend

Pontroy Plaice: That’s not true … well it is but you can survive for just over three hundred days without me can’t you?

Plankton: Well maybe but I …

Pontroy Plaice: Well then it’s settled, I’ll see you soon (He walks off)

Plankton: Bye … friend

Mr Krabs: (He’s sat in his house looking through a newspaper) No, none of these people would be happy to work for free

Pearl: (She walks down the stairs) Dad? What are you doing?

Mr Krabs: Oh hello Pearly, I’m just looking for a new employee for the Krusty Krab … you don’t know anyone willing to work for free do you?

Pearl: No, of course I … wait a second, there’s this girl at school looking for a work place, she’d probably work for nothing

Mr Krabs: You think so?

Pearl: Yeah, sure

Mr Krabs: Great, go call your friend, she's got the job!

Pearl: She’s not my friend, I hate her, why else would I suggest you hire her?

(The Chum Bucket is looking more run down and dilapidated than usual)

Karen: Come on Plankton, you need to come out of the bedroom, you've been up there for only four minutes and the Chum Bucket's already falling apart … you can’t play on that virtual reality game forever

Plankton: I wish that was reality … wait a second, if I sucked everyone into the virtual gaming world then … wait, haven’t I done that before? (He sighs) Things were so much better with Pontroy

Karen: Come on Plankton, at least go out and have a walk, you need some fresh water

Plankton: (Walking out the bedroom) Fine … but I won’t enjoy it, I'll make sure of it (He walks outside as music begins and he looks around…)

(Plankton enters the Chum Bucket as Karen approaches him)

Karen: How was your walk, honey?

Plankton: I told you I wouldn’t enjoy it (He sulks upstairs as Karen watches on)

Karen: This is getting out of hand … I need to call Pontroy (She phones him) Yeah … I really think you should get back, get back to where you once belonged

Mr Krabs: Mr Squidward, Spongebob – stand to attention! (They both do as Mr Krabs approaches with a teenage girl by his side) I’ve got someone for you both to meet, this here is … I’m sorry, what was your name again?

Abby: I’m Abby Rhodes, I live in …

Mr Krabs: I said your name not your life story, now get to work, time is money!

Abby: Where am I supposed to go?

Mr Krabs: Just behind the register...

Squidward: The register? But that’s where I work

Mr Krabs: Used to work, did I not tell you? You’re fired!

Squidward: What, but I…

Mr Krabs: Well I was monitoring your work ethic but then I realized you don’t have one, you don’t do any work

Squidward: So you’re firing me?

Mr Krabs: Yeah, that’s pretty much it

Squidward: But you can’t fire me Eugene, you’ve known me for years

Mr Krabs: I’m sorry Mr Squidward but you can’t make friends in business … that’s why my only friend is me money

Squidward: I've worked here so long and I'm out the door just like that?

Mr Krabs: Once again, I'm sorry but it's the circle of life, you get a job you lose one

Abby: (She watches Squidward walk off) Jeez, what's his problem? (She turns around as Spongebob glares at her)

Karen: (She's waiting by the phone) I can't sit here all day waiting for a call from Pontroy, I've got things to do ... besides, he probably won't call if I go for ten minutes (She calls upstairs) You'll be OK if I leave for a bit, Plankton? (There's not response) I may as well be talking to myself (She rolls off) So how are things going Karen? ... Great ... That's really good ... Yeah, that's what I was thinking... (She leaves just as the phone rings)

Plankton: (He's sitting on his bed upstairs looking glum) I can't believe I'll never see him again ... for a year (He sheds a tear that falls through the floorboards) I know that everybody hurts but why is it always me that hurts the most?

(The tear drips through the ceiling of the kitchen leaking into the dial of the oven that sets a spark setting the kitchen on fire)

Plankton: I suppose I'll try to get to sleep (He drifts off to sleep while down the stairs the flames slowly rise...)

Spongebob: (He hands the patty to Abby) There's order seventy three, say Abby do you...

Abby: Hold that thought! (She races up to Mr Krabs) Mr Krabs ... sir wouldn't it be easier if I were to deliver the food to the customers instead of Spongebob, you could make money twice as fast

Mr Krabs: You had me at money! (He walks into the kitchen) So lad, I was talking to Abby and she suggested that I tell you that you no longer have to go deliver to the customers, she can do it instead

Spongebob: But that's my favorite part of the job, besides making the patties of course, I love seeing the satisfied faces

Mr Krabs: Well that's a thing of the past now (He leaves before sticking his head back through the door) Oh and I think we should start alternating it between who flips the open and closed sign

Spongebob: But that was my job!

Mr Krabs: But she's new

Spongebob: But...

Mr Krabs: No buts now get your butt behind the grill before I make Abby take over your job

Spongebob: (He screams running into his house and slamming the door shut behind him) This is horrible, I'm going to be replaced just like Squidward, I need to get rid of her but I'll need help (He looks through his window to see Squidward in his house watching TV) ... and I know just who can help me!

(The Chum Bucket is ablaze as Plankton rolls around on his bed)

Karen: (She rolls up to the restaurant to notice the flames) What the file? Plankton's in there! Someone help, my husband is in there! (She rolls around quickly in a panic as a figure appears from the flames) What the?... (Pontroy is carrying Plankton over his shoulder as he exits the flames and the songs plays...)

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Karen: Pontroy? You saved him, you really do care... (Pontroy places the single cell organism on the ground as he slowly wakes up)

Plankton: (He sits up and looks around) What happened, what's going on?

Karen: Pontroy saved you...

Plankton: Pontroy saved me? Wait a second, Pontroy's back? (He glances up to him)

Pontroy Plaice: That's right, I'm back for good (A huge smile covers Plankton's face)

(Spongebob and Squidward walk past Plankton, Pontroy and Karen)

Spongebob: Whoa, what happened here, are you OK, Plankton?

Plankton: Get lost sponge, can't you see we're having a heartfelt moment here?

Squidward: Come on Spongebob, my job's not gonna get itself back (They both walk up to the Krusty Krab)

Spongebob: Right then Squidward, you remember the plan?

Squidward: Hardly, you started telling me it then went off to go jellyfishing with Patrick

Spongebob: Oh yeah, just follow my lead... (They both enter and walk up to Abby at the register)

Abby: Morning Spongebob

Spongebob: Hello ... Abby

Abby: Hello guy I replaced (Squidward nods his head)

Spongebob: Anyway, I hear you're just doing this job for collage credit, is that correct?

Abby: Yeah I...

Spongebob: ... and Mr Krabs doesn't pay you for it?

Abby: Well no, but I...

Squidward: ... all the hard work I suppose you do and he doesn't give you a single dime?

Abby: Well I guess I...

Spongebob: Don't you think that's wrong?

Squidward: Yeah, he never used to pay me either and I was working here for over ten years!

Abby: Well I guess there's a reason for it...

Squidward: Nope, I doubt he'll even give you the collage credit either

Spongebob: Yeah, he also said you uh, smell ... real bad

Squidward: Spongebob?!

Spongebob: What? It might make her leave

Abby: What should I do?

Spongebob: Well there's this really good deodorant...

Squidward: Not that, you should go in and demand for money ... and not just what you should be paid, start off as high as you can and bargain with him

Abby: I will do that! (She runs up to the office as Spongebob and Squidward laugh)

Mr Krabs: (He's counting out money in his office as he picks up a fifty dollar note) How you doing?

Abby: (She bursts into the office) Mr Krabs, can I have a word

Mr Krabs: What is it?

Abby: You know I said I would work here for free?

Mr Krabs: Yes...

Abby: Well I wasn't thinking straight

Mr Krabs: What do you mean?

Abby: I think we should discuss my salary, shall we start at, I don't know eight hundred and fifty thousand dollars? (Mr Krabs stares at her blankly)

Spongebob: ... and that is why I'm never letting Gary near my antique Faberge eggs ever again

Squidward: Shh, shh shut up! It's them... (Mr Krabs and Abby both walk out of the office)

Mr Krabs: Spongebob please help escort Abby out of the restaurant

Squidward: (Turning to Mr Krabs) What's going on, sir?

Mr Krabs: Abby demanded over eight hundred thousand dollars to work here

Squidward: She did? Let's hope she's not taking economics at collage (He chuckles)

Mr Krabs: I can't believe I fell for her, all she wanted was me money, mark my words Squidward I won't get fooled again, no no

Squidward: So then, I guess you're looking for a new employee then?

Mr Krabs: Although you probably dripped poison in Abby's ear, I did sort of miss having you around even if you don't do any work, welcome back Mr Squidward (They both shake tentacle and claw)

(Outside Plankton, Pontroy and Karen are clearing up the destruction the fire caused)

Plankton: Usually clearing up the mess from what I've caused would just top off a terrible day but knowing that my best friend is back makes this the best day ever...

Karen: What about the day we married?

Plankton: Don't worry honey, that would probably be in the top twenty

Pontroy: Well anyway, it's good to be back (The two of them smile as the episode ends)

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Phil Collins - "I Wish it Would Rain Down"

Joe Cocker - "Up Where We Belong"

Next Time...

Sandy allows Squidward to travel with her on her next space adventure so that he can fulfill his lifelong dream of going to space

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