Sabre Posted June 24, 2011 Author Share Posted June 24, 2011 Season 3 episode 3 (43)- "Kill Krill: Vol. 1 & 2" Nat: (In the Krusty Krab Nat walks into the bathroom and washes his fins) I canÔÇÖt believe how much grease there is in my finger nails (He hears a noise coming from one of the toilets) Um, hello? Spongebob: (In a cubicle) Up a bit, a bit more NO! too high (Nat continues to listen) Ooh yeah, thatÇÖs the stuff (The cubicle begins to open when Nat quickly walks out the bathroom) Now that the lock on the doors fixed, I can go back to seeing everyoneÔÇÖs happy facesÔǪ (He walks out to see all the customers looking unhappy and staring at Spongebob) ÔǪWell faces anyway (He notices Squidward isnÔÇÖt at the register) Squidward? (He turns around to see a smallish krill staring at him) How can I help you sir? Krill: You couldnÔÇÖt give me directions to the Bikini Bottom Library could you? Spongebob: Sure can, as soon as you leave you just turn left and walk five yards making a sharp right to the tiny rock situated at your foot, you then take a one hundred and eighty turn until your facing the Chum Bucket you thenÔǪ Time Card: Twelve minutes laterÔǪ Spongebob: ÔǪThen you just have to take three steps to your right and you will be a quarter of the way thereÔǪ Krill: ÔǪIs there an easier way to get there? YÔÇÖknow one that wonÔÇÖt take up my whole day? Spongebob: Well you go in a straight line from here but thatÔÇÖs only if you want to get there by midnight Krill: ThatÔÇÖs all I was asking (He leaves as Spongebob walks into the kitchen to see smoke everywhere) Spongebob: (He coughs) Squidward whatÔÇÖs going on? Squidward: (The smoke clears and Squidward is standing by a cake thatÔÇÖs completely black) So, what do you think Spongebob? (He points at the cake that crumbles onto the floor) Be honest Spongebob: Well if you want me to be honest, it looks like youÔÇÖve been taking cooking lessons from Plankton Squidward: No, I meant honest in a good way (He looks at the burnt crumbs on the floor) Oh, your right IÔÇÖve been up all night trying to bake an edible cake to enter into the bake-off on Sunday but I can never make anything edible Spongebob: You shouldnÔÇÖt lose sleep over something as silly as a bake-offÔǪ Squidward: But itÔÇÖs against Squilliam Spongebob: ItÔÇÖs still not important to lose sleep over Squidward: But he called me a chicken Spongebob: Squidward, having experienced people call me a chicken all my life, mostly by you, I suggest you go and whip his tailÔǪthingy Squidward: How am I meant to beat him when I canÔÇÖt cook for my life Spongebob: Well your just have to cook like your life depended on it Squidward: I canÔÇÖt (He starts to cry) If I donÔÇÖt enter IÔÇÖll be humiliated by Squilliam and if I do enter IÔÇÖll be humiliated by him Spongebob: Come on, IÔÇÖll help you (They start preparing to make another cake) Time Card: Ten minutes laterÔǪ Squidward: (He puts the cake into the over and shuts the door turning up the temperature) Well itÔÇÖs in the oven Spongebob: Nothing can go wrong (ThereÔÇÖs a huge explosion that shakes the Krusty Krab) What was that?! Squidward: Oh great, I knew I shouldnÔÇÖt have touched the cake before it went in the oven (Spongebob looks into the oven but the cake is not damaged) Spongebob: No the cakes fine, it sounded like it came from the other side of the street (He walks out the kitchen and sees the Chum Bucket has been partially damaged) It came from the Chum Bucket, PlanktonÔÇÖs probably doing something againÔǪHeÔÇÖs always doing something (He walks outside and towards the Chum Bucket) I shouldnÔÇÖt just break into his houseÔǪWhat would Mr Krabs want me to do (He imagines Mr Krabs telling Spongebob to get out of his office) I should go, just to see what heÔÇÖs up to (He slowly walks into the Chum Bucket to see Plankton sitting on the sofa watching an action movie) What? WhyÔÇÖs he not doing anything? (He watches for a little longer) I guess I got the wrong end of the stick (He sees Plankton getting up off the sofa) Better get out of here (He starts to walk out but he falls over his shoe laces and Plankton walks up to him) Plankton: Nice of you to drop by Spongebob, in my house, when IÔÇÖm not doing anything illegal Spongebob: I-IÔÇÖm just going Plankton: I donÔÇÖt think so (He presses a button and all the exits are sealed) Best twenty dollars I ever spent Spongebob: WhatÔÇÖs going on? Plankton: It seems youÔÇÖve broke into my house, illegally without my permission Spongebob: I just walked in through the front doorÔǪ Plankton: The fact still remains that you broke into my house through the window (He points at his smashed window) Spongebob: That wasnÔÇÖt me, you know it was those school kids who were here last week Plankton: Well youÔÇÖre a kid, and a kid smashed my window so your breaking the law Spongebob: You canÔÇÖt seriously expect me to stay here the rest of my life Plankton: Now why would I want that? Spongebob: Because your so lonely Plankton: Well yes, but no, IÔÇÖve called the police, looks like Krabs will be without a fry cook when he returns Spongebob: NO!ÔǪ. Plankton: (He laughs evilly then stops) ÔǪ Spongebob: ÔǪ(The both look at each other) Plankton: SoÔǪWanna play a game until they come? Spongebob: Yeah sure why not Squidward: (He walks out the kitchen holding a burnt cake) Spongebob look what youÔÇÖve done, the cakes burnt again because of you (He looks outside to see Spongebob being put into the back of a police car) Spongebob! (He runs outside and watches Spongebob get driven away) He sure is getting arrested a lot recently (He watches him drive over the hill and towards the police station) If Spongebob gets out of work, I donÔÇÖt see how I shouldnÔÇÖt (He turns around and locks the Krusty Krab walking back to his house) Nat: (He and some other customers are locked inside the Krusty Krab) Did he just lock us in here? Fred: Whatever, as long as I donÔÇÖt have to go to work for the next two weeks (They all continue eating) Plankton: (He walks back into the Chum Bucket) Now SpongebobÔÇÖs out the picture I can finally get back to what I was doing (He presses a button and the lab flips upside down to reveal a machine half blown to pieces) IÔÇÖll just make a few big adjustments (He puts on a welding mask) Spongebob: (In the back of the police car) Where are you taking me? Police Officer: Were taking you to a place where you will never escapeÔǪBut first I need to get some milk from the store (They arrive at the police station and the two police officers drag Spongebob inside) WeÔÇÖve got another one Marion (The Prison warden walks up to Spongebob) Prison warden: What have I told you about calling me that? Police Officer: What should I do with him? Prison warden: Just put him in the cell with that guy who like to eat peoples hair Spongebob: Lucky I donÔÇÖt have any hair (He rubs his bald head) Police Officer: Oh, he doesnÔÇÖt just eat the hair on you head (He looks at Spongebob as he is dragged into a cell and locked inside) Spongebob: I donÔÇÖt belong here, IÔÇÖve done nothing wrong Rodriguez: Neither have I (Spongebob turns around to see a muscular fish sitting on the bench) Spongebob: Were you wrongly framed as well? Rodriguez: You could say that, all I did was break a few peoples arms and legs and murder some guy (He holds his hands out to Spongebob) The names Rodriguez Spongebob: (He looks at his hand) Uh, nice to meet you (He pulls his hand away from him) Squidward: (In his house he takes a burnt cake out of the fridge) How did this burn, Heat didnÔÇÖt get anywhere near it (He puts it into the garbage) I canÔÇÖt possibly enter the competition no matter how much Squilliam will mock meÔǪ(His phone rings) What is it Squilliam? - IÔÇÖm a what? - ThatÔÇÖs it IÔÇÖm so going to beat you on Sunday - Yes IÔÇÖll see you there too - No IÔÇÖll see you first (He slams the phone down as he dramatically puts his chef hat back on) Oh itÔÇÖs on now FBI Officer: (In a hidden room he puts the phone down as he starts to note stuff down on a piece of paper) FBI Officer #2: Whatcha writing? (He gets up and stands behind him) FBI Officer: I just got a phone call giving us inside information on those krill that are planning to invade the city and take over throw the Government FBI Officer #2: So what are we going to do? FBI Officer: (He raises his hand) TO THE FBI-MOBILE! FBI Officer #2: You mean your boat-mobile? FBI Officer: Uh, yeahÔǪ (They run to the boat mobile) Spongebob: (In the Police station he slams on the cell door but realizing they wonÔÇÖt let him out he sits down on the bench next to Rodriguez) IÔÇÖm never gonna get out of hereÔǪ (The cell door opens) Prison warden: ÔǪSpongebob Squarepants get out of there (He stands up and walks out the cell) Spongebob: Where are you taking me? Prison warden: YouÔÇÖve got some visitors that probably want to see you for some reason (Spongebob walks into the room to see the two FBI officers standing in front of him) FBI Officer: Are you SpongeHead BrownSquarepants? Spongebob: Close enough, are you hear to take me out of prison? FBI Officer #2: Not quite, but if you follow our instruction and listen to our demands then you may well be released Spongebob: Oh thank you so much (He hugs them both) FBI Officer #2: PleaseÔǪDonÔÇÖt do that (He pushes him away) Spongebob: What do I have to do to be released? FBI Officer: Well we were looking over your criminal record and you seem to be clean, so we have selected you to work for the FBI and track down the krill that are planning to enter the town illegally and over throw the Government and your job is to block them out by paroling the border of the city and if needed, take other action (He holds up a gun) Spongebob: ÔǪCould you repeat the thing you said aboutÔǪThat thing? FBI Officer: Just do it (He hands Spongebob the gun) Squidward: (He wakes up with his face in a cake mixture) Huh? (He lifts his head out the bowl to see his kitchen completely covered in mess) I canÔÇÖt believe I stayed up all night trying to bake an edible cake when the bake-offÔÇÖs inÔǪ(He looks at his watch) ÔǪTWO HOURS AGO! (He runs out the house and to the Community hall) I hope IÔÇÖm not too late (He runs up to the door with a sign that reads ÔÇ£Your too lateÔÇØ) Drats (He notices an open window around the side of the hall where he sneaks around and jumps inside) Just in time (He realises heÔÇÖs standing in someoneÔÇÖs pies) Oh sorry (He gets down and prepares to cook just as Squilliam walks up to him and sees Squidward making a mess and panicking) Squilliam: Looks like someoneÔÇÖs going to lose Squidward: Not now SquilliamÔǪNot ever, donÔÇÖt you have something to cook? Squilliam: Oh I finished an hour and a half ago, IÔÇÖm just going around to gloat (He laughs as he walks away) Squidward: (In anger he smashes the eggs in his hands and they boil in rage) I canÔÇÖt let him win (He slowly puts the eggs into the flour and slowly beats it) IÔÇÖve got a feeling this is going to be the best thing IÔÇÖve madeÔǪ (A seahorse barges into Squidward and the bowl falls on the floor) Seahorse: (He looks at the mixture on the floor) ÔǪLooks pretty lousy to me (He laughs and takes his dish up to the judges table) Squidward: He did that on purpose (All his competitors are watching him with angry expressions on their faces) Anyone would think IÔÇÖm some sort of Nazi, when thatÔÇÖs more of my cousinÔÇÖs thing (Squidward watches them all as a he pours some milk into a jug and a fish throws it on the floor) Oh how grown up of you (He sighs as he starts to wash his hands only to find the water has been replaced with sewage) This is gonna take forever (ThereÔÇÖs a montage of Squidward trying to bake the cake and the competitors sabotaging his efforts with everything he does) At last itÔÇÖs finally complete (He holds up a presentable cake and slowly walks to the judges table) Just slow SquiddyÔǪ(Squilliam trips him up and he falls on the floor destroying his cake) Oh that is it (He gets up angrily and tries to piece his cake together) ItÔÇÖs no use (He puts it on the table next to the judge) Judge: (He yawns) All this eating has made me pretty tired, I think IÔÇÖll take five (He slowly stands up and walks out) Squidward: (He watches them leave as he looks at everyone elseÔÇÖs entries) I knew I should have backed out, itÔÇÖs so unfair (He looks at his cake once more then feels with rage so he pulls out a bottle entitled ÔÇ£PatrickÔÇÖs Excess EarwaxÔÇØ and puts a few drops of it into each cake) I knew this would come in handy one day (He laughs evilly) Spongebob: (At the training camp he jumps out from behind a bush and takes a shot at some cardboard cut outs of krill using a paint gun) Take this, and this (He hits one in the head as the FBI Officer approaches him) Did I do well? FBI Officer: Despite killing a few animals, you did pretty well Spongebob: So when do I start defending myself against real krill? FBI Officer: Oh they were real (The krill stand up and clutch parts of there body in agony) Thanks for volunteering you guys Krill: We didnÔÇÖt volunteer? You said if we didnÔÇÖt youÔÇÖd kill our familyÔÇÖsÔǪ FBI Official: ÔǪHa, ha those krill always joking around (He looks suspicious) Anyway Spongebob I think your ready for your mission (He puts his arm around Spongebob and smiles) Judge: (At the front of the stage he steps forward to the microphone) Greetings one and all and welcome to the first and last annual Bikini Bottom Bake-off (He waits for applause) WeÔÇÖve had some great entries this year, and by great I mean diabolical, They all made me vomit more than watching my big, fat ugly momma get into her bikini (He waits for laughter) Get it cause sheÔÇÖs ugly (No one smiles) Well then IÔÇÖll just reveal the two dishes that made it through to the final and will be competing for the title tomorrow (He pulls out an envelope and begins to read it) Squidward Tentacles and Sheldon Plankton (Everyone looks astonished) Squilliam: How did they get through? Squidward canÔÇÖt cook for squat and Plankton didnÔÇÖt even enter the competition Judge: Firstly Squidward may not be able to cook but at least we didnÔÇÖt throw up after eating his and secondly Plankton did not bribe us into putting him into the final Squilliam: I didnÔÇÖt say thaÔǪ Judge: (He covers his ears) IÔÇÖm not listening la, la, la, la (He runs off stage) Squidward: I canÔÇÖt believe I made the final Squilliam: Neither can I (He storms out angrily) Squidward: Poor Squilliam (He laughs hysterically) Plankton: (Back stage heÔÇÖs standing next to a machine) Now that IÔÇÖve bribed the judges and IÔÇÖve got my latest invention, I canÔÇÖt possibly fail to win the contest and gain customers when the machine makes my food taste irresistible (He laughs while Squidward is listening in) Squidward: I so surprised he would cheatÔǪWell not that surprised Spongebob: (He paroles the border of Bikini Bottom holding a gun and wearing his FBI uniform) I bet I look so cool (He watches over Bikini Bottom and making sure no krill have entered) IÔÇÖve always got to be one step ahead of the krill (A krill steps in front of him and makes a run into Bikini Bottom) Hey, get back here (Thousands of krill charge into Bikini Bottom and Spongebob canÔÇÖt control them) Hey I told you to stop (The continue running until he pulls his gun out on them) STOP! (They all stop as he aims a gun at one of them) I didnÔÇÖt want to do this, but I canÔÇÖt risk getting sent down and never seeing my friends again (He pulls the trigger and the bullet hits the krill while they scatter he falls to the ground) I canÔÇÖt believe what IÔÇÖve just done (He starts to sob) I never meant to hurt anyone Judge: (He walks onto the stage) Welcome one and all to the final of the Bikini Bottom Bake-off it only seemed like I was standing here thirty second ago revealing the finalists but it was obviously yesterday that I announced Squidward Tentacles and Sheldon Plankton are the two finalists (They both take a bow) Squidward: (He whispers to Plankton) I know your little game Plankton, IÔÇÖve been perfecting my recipe all my life Plankton: Well IÔÇÖve been working on my machine for over two days but you donÔÇÖt see me bragging about that Judge: Gentlemen start your cooking (They both run to the kitchens and start to prepare everything while Plankton just throws any random thing together in a bowl) Plankton: CanÔÇÖt go wrong with shards of glass (He throws a DVD in and some felt) And now to whip this bad boy out (He pulls out the machine and aims it at the plate of food transforming it into a really delicious looking meal) Now itÔÇÖs ready Squidward: (He quickly throws the cake in the oven and turns it on to full power) Judge: The time is almost up (He looks at his stop watch) Squidward: Already? Judge: We need to keep the audience awake so we cut the preparation time in half (He counts down from ten and they both place there food in front of the judge as he starts to eat them) Plankton: ThereÔÇÖs no way I can lose Squidward: There is, if you lose (The judge finishes the food and starts to talk to himself) Judge: We have came to a decision, and the winner of the Bikini Bottom Bake-off 2011 isÔǪ Spongebob: (He walks around Bikini Bottom looking for any of the Krill) Has anyone seen thousands of krill around? Anyone? They could be anywhere (Across town in the basement of the Library the krill are having a secret meeting) Krill #247: We donÔÇÖt have much time, that Sponge is already over us likeÔǪWell I donÔÇÖt have anything to compare him with but he is all over us Krill #63: HeÔÇÖs right, If were going to go through with this we need to do it now, we canÔÇÖt over throw the Government in a day (They all start to argue amongst one another) Judge: ÔǪAs I was saying, the winner of the Bikini Bottom Bake-off 2011 isÔǪ (Plankton and Squidward both look at each other) ÔǪSheldon Squidward I mean you, the squid thing (He points at Squidward) Squidward: Really, me? Judge: YouÔÇÖre the only squid here arenÔÇÖt you? Plankton: How did he win, I cheated, cheaters always win (He gets angry) Squidward: Maybe I just practised and over time I got better Plankton: Well a lot of use you were (He looks at the machine then kicks it over making it fall and roll out the hall and through Bikini Bottom) Squidward: The best man one (He puts his hand out to Plankton) Plankton: DonÔÇÖt you mean the best man should have one? (Outside the machine rolls down the hill and shoots across town landing on the ground near the town centre) Krill #3: (In the basement of the Library) So you want orange soda or cola? Krill #94: ShouldnÔÇÖt we be talking about out plan? Krill #3: This is a little more important than over throwing society (Spongebob enters dressed as a krill and sits at the table) Spongebob Krill: So any secrets you wanna share? Krill #74: Uh, sure weÔÇÖve Spongebob Krill: Please can you try and speak into this microphone (He holds up a microphone thatÔÇÖs under his T-shirt) Krill #59: Hey heÔÇÖs wearing a wire, letÔÇÖs get out of here (They all get up to run away as the FBI burst in) FBI Officer: FREEZE! (They all separate and run out the Library) What does no one get about the word freeze? (They all run outside barging into PlanktonÔÇÖs machine that starts to beep (Spongebob and the FBI start to chase after them as they hear an explosion) What was that? (They get outside to see that the krill have been crippled on the floor and canÔÇÖt move) FBI Officer #2: (He looks at Spongebob) You did a good job, son (He pats him on the back) Now help us arrest these outlaws (They start to handcuff the krill) Squidward: (In the Krusty Krab he, Spongebob and Plankton are sitting around a table) Who wants home-made brownies? Plankton: Nah, I think IÔÇÖll just take a Krabby Patty to go and maybe the secret recipe on the side Spongebob: Nice try Plankton (Squidward walks into the kitchen as the FBI walk in with krill handcuffed to them) FBI Officer: IÔÇÖm just here to clear your criminal record (He tears it up) And maybe have a spare tray of brownies if any are going Squidward: (In the kitchen) Sure (He pulls a tray of burnt brownies out the oven) Uh oh (He aims PlanktonÔÇÖs machine at the brownies and shoot them) Well I canÔÇÖt be good at everything (He walks back into the Krusty Krab and hands the brownies to everyone FBI Officer #2: (To Spongebob) Just remember your free to drop by the office anytime Spongebob: IÔÇÖll remember that (He smiles at them) Krill #8: These brownies are great (Everyone nods their heads in agreement) Squidward: I thought they would (He smiles as everyone laughs) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabre Posted July 3, 2011 Author Share Posted July 3, 2011 Season 3 episode 4 (44)- "The Great Sponge Hope" Governor: (In his office he is sorting out lots of paperwork) ÔǪHow can I be losing money? IÔÇÿve been raising taxes on every single law (He begins to write something down on the paper) Ok um, anyone with no hair must pay extra taxes and anyone with hair has to do the same (He works the cost out on a calculator then writes the amount down) ThatÔÇÖs better, now I can afford to go to the spa next weekend (He sits back in his chair) Bruce, youÔÇÖre a genius (He gets out a cigar as his PA bursts into his office) PA: SirÔǪ Mayor: What is it now Michelle? PA: Remember last week when I told you the town was becoming overpopulated? Then you told me to get out as you were ÔÇ£so busyÔÇ£ÔǪ? Governor: What do you expect? I was watching entertainment delights known as daytime television PA: Well I was right and now thereÔÇÿs too many people, itÔÇÖs probably all the illegal immigrants entering the town but thereÔÇÖs too many and thereÔÇÖs just not enough houses or jobs for them so they start to gather in the streets and making the city look even messier Governor: (He has an idea) Have you triedÔǪ? PA: And no, we canÔÇÖt shoot them Governor: Oh (He continues to think) PA: You need to do something about it, before the citizens start to turn on you (She leaves his office) Mayor: (He has an idea) ThatÔÇÖs it! I just need to force a certain species to leave the city, but which one (He pulls out a book entitled ÔÇ£The A-Z of Sea CreaturesÔÇØ and flicks through the pages) Right now to choose one unlucky species (He looks through the book but canÔÇÖt decide on one) This is harder than I thought, IÔÇÖll guess IÔÇÖll use my special Governor abilities (He picks up the book again) Eeny meeny miny mo (He puts his finger on a page of the book) There, Now all I have to do is create an advertising campaign showing how useless theÔǪ (He looks down at the book)ÔǪSponges are and how they must be eliminated from my town (He laughs) No one will expect a thing (He continues to laugh) Fred: (In Bikini Bottom he paints over a sign that reads ÔÇ£Bikini Bottom: Population 1,352ÔÇØ with a sticker that says ÔÇ£Too Many To CountÔÇØ) Squidward: (In the Krusty Krab many people are shouting at Squidward for there orders) Will you all just shut up, the little freaks in there cooking your grease tripping food and as many arms as he can grow he canÔÇÖt keep up with all these orders (He sits down) Why donÔÇÖt you all just come back next week or later if possible (Spongebob walks out the kitchen with many plates of food) Spongebob: DonÔÇÖt worry Squidward, IÔÇÖm on it Squidward: Good, because IÔÇÿm not (He reads his magazine) Spongebob: (He walks around handing the food out to everyone) There you go Sir Nat: (He looks at Spongebob) Wait, did you make this food? Spongebob: With my own fair hands (He looks at his grease ridden hands) Nat: Are you a sponge? Spongebob: What gave it away (He laughs while everyone throws their food onto the floor) WhatÔÇÖs wrong? Nancy: Your kind doesnÔÇÖt belong here (He stands up in anger) Spongebob: My kind? Annette: Yeah, get outta here Spongebob: What have I done? Old Man Jenkins: You know what youÔÇÖve done, you and your kind Spongebob: I really donÔÇÖt know what your talking about Old Man Jenkins: You devils of the sea Lou: Yeah, what he said Squidward: Hey wait (He stands up) You think Spongebob doesnÔÇÖt belong here? He may be a stupid, insignificant and useless but heÔÇÖs got just as much right to be here as you all do and anyway heÔÇÖs doing my job Spongebob: Thank you SquidwardÔǪI think Nat: Well until he leaves none of us will step foot in this place ever again (They all start to leave) Spongebob: At least tell me what IÔÇÖve meant to have done Nat: ItÔÇÖs all over the news, now goodbye forever (They all leave but he returns) I-I left my jacket on the seat (He picks it up) Now goodbyeÔǪforever (He leaves) Spongebob: But I havenÔÇÖt read the news today (He picks up a newspaper) Oh boy (He looks shocked) Squidward: What is it? (Spongebob hands the newspaper to Squidward) ThatÔÇÖs impossible, theyÔÇÖve never said that sponges have polluted the ocean before, why now? Something smells fishy and itÔÇÖs not that fish that never showers Spongebob: Hey look (He reads that thereÔÇÖs a news report on at 2pm today) Hey lucky itÔÇÖs two oÔÇÖ clock now (He turns the Krusty Krab TV on) Perch Perkins: (HeÔÇÖs interviewing Annette) What is it about sponges that you hate most? The fact that their polluting our wonderful ocean or destroying our beautiful city? Annette: A bit of both really Perch Perch Perkins: IÔÇÖll agree with you there, Crack Street, Marijuana way, Stalker Boulevard used to be beautiful places to live but are now ruin by the disgusting sponges that sponge off the locals and ruin the town (He turns to another camera) I for one will gladly see the backs of those sponges, but once again they ruin my life by not having any spines, so join me wonÔÇÖt you in tormenting and hating the sponges for the rest of their miserable lives (The news report ends with a sign that reads ÔÇ£In partnership with the Bikini Bottom GovernmentÔÇØ) Spongebob: (He turns the TV off) I canÔÇÖt believe they did that, weÔÇÖve done nothing wrong Squidward: As much as IÔÇÖd love to join in on hating and tormenting you and your family, I believe you Spongebob: I just hope everyone else feels the same way (He walks towards the exit) See you tomorrow Squidward Squidward: Stay safe (Spongebob walks out the Krusty Krab) Did I just help Spongebob? I feel really weird inside Spongebob: (He slowly walks through the town as everyone stares at him in disgust) Fred: Go back to your own country (He throws a tomato at Spongebob but he moves out the way) Spongebob: This is my country (He continues to walk) Fred: Well then go to a different country (He throws more fruit and vegetables along with many other citizens) Spongebob: (A piece of celery goes through his head as he turns around) Please stop Nat: NEVER! (Everyone starts to chase after him as he runs towards his house) Spongebob: Please I beg of you (He starts to slow down as Sandy drives in front of him in a boat mobile) Sandy: Quick get in (Spongebob clambers inside as she drives towards his house) Spongebob: Thanks for saving me Sandy, were did you get this boat by the way? Sandy: Some guy (She stops outside his house and he jumps out) Spongebob: I canÔÇÖt thank you enough Sandy: Quick get inside (He runs into his house as the angry mob surround SandyÔÇÖs boat searching everywhere for Spongebob) Spongebob: (He bolds his door shut) Can this get any worse? (Someone throws a pumkin through the window) A pumpkin? Really? (He runs into his kitchen in the complete darkness) WhereÔÇÖs the back door? (He turns the light on and sees his mom cowering in the corner of the room) Mom? Why are you here? Claire Squarepants: ItÔÇÖs terrible, Me and your father, I mean Harold were forced out of our homes and I donÔÇÖt know what to do? Spongebob: WhereÔÇÖs Harold now? Claire Squarepants: I donÔÇÖt know, I havenÔÇÖt seen him since (She starts to break down and cry) Spongebob: (He hugs her) EverythingÔÇÖs going to be alright mom (The mob smash through the door and run inside) Fred: There they are (They crowd around them both) Spongebob: DonÔÇÖt let go of me (The mob pull them both out the house and onto the sand outside as a Police officer approaches them) Police officer: Under threat of law, you both must leave the city of Bikini Bottom or face the consequences if you do not (Spongebob and his mom both look at each other as they stand up and walk out of Bikini Bottom holding hands as everyone cheers) Spongebob: (They leave Bikini Bottom and continue to walk) Well I guess we have to start a new life in a new city (He walks into a sign that reads ÔÇ£Welcome to SpongetopiaÔÇØ) Spongetopia?! Cyndi Squarehead: I see youÔÇÖve walked into our sign (She helps Spongebob up) Spongebob: What is this place? Cyndi Squarehead: This is Spongetopia silly, the second spongiest place in the entire ocean Spongebob: Second? WhereÔÇÖs the first? Cyndi Squarehead: Over at Loafer Island, they always think theyÔÇÖre so much better than usÔǪOnly because they are Spongebob: So is this where all the sponges come when they were forced to leave Bikini Bottom? Cyndi Squarehead: That is correct (He looks around at all the sponges frolicking in the sun) I never knew there were so many of them Harold Squarepants: Hello dear (He holds out his hand to Claire) Claire Squarpants: Harold? Thank Neptune your alive (They both hold hands) Cyndi Squarehead: Come and meet the rest of us wonÔÇÖt you (Spongebob follows Cyndi) Spongebob: I think IÔÇÖm gonna like it here (He smiles as he watches all the other sponges having fun) Perch Perkins: (In the news room) Bikini Bottom is now sponge free (Everyone cheers) And itÔÇÖs all thanks to you at home unless you didnÔÇÖt help get rid of them, and if you didnÔÇÖt then screw you Governor: (HeÔÇÖs in a Jacuzzi as he turns the TV off) Alls well that ends well I suppose (He laughs) Nat: (In the town hall everyone is gathering around Nat whoÔÇÖs standing on a table) The sponges have gone but we are still at risk of them polluting our ocean as they are still alive and well (Everyone sighs) That is why we must launch an attack on there so called ÔÇ£SpongetopiaÔÇØ Are you with me (Everyone cheers but Patrick sits in shock at the revelation) Patrick: IÔÇÖve got to save Spongebob (He stands up) Spongebob: (HeÔÇÖs drawing a picture of a Krabby Patty as he watches his mom play tennis and everyone else enjoying the sun) I love it here, I feel so at home (Cyndi walks up to him) Cyndi Squarehead: Hey Spongebob wanna play some volleyball Spongebob: IÔÇÖd love to (They all get up and start to play) This is great could ruin this brilliant day Fred: (He pulls his binoculars down after watching the sponges) Everyone ready? (They all start to charge towards the newly founded city with knifes and flaming torches) Mrs Puff: This is going to be sweet (They all reach the city but are stopped by Squidward, Sandy and Patrick) Patrick: STOP! (Everyone stops in front of them) Nat: WhatÔÇÖs the hold up? We should be beating them to death by now Squidward: IÔÇÖll agree that beating up sponges is fun, but they do not deserve what your about to do to them Sandy: HeÔÇÖs right, This is all just a sham to rid the town of a certain species, just imagine what it would be like if it were one of your kind being forced to leave (Everyone looks at each other) Squidward: If you can just put down your weapons and join together welcoming everyone back to Bikini Bottom then IÔÇÖm sure we will all be much happier Nat: The hideous freaks are right, why should we be fighting we should be joining together as one (They all walk to Spongetopia and sit amongst one another as they begin to talk) Spongebob: (Squidward, Patrick and Sandy sit down next to Spongebob) IÔÇÖm so glad you all could make it Sandy: Well you can come back to Bikini Bottom anytime now Spongebob: Really thatÔÇÖs great, how did you do it? Sandy: Well it was mostly SquidwardÔÇÖs idea Squidward: ThatÔÇÖs a lie, but when you do come back Spongebob feel free to come around my house anytime (Spongebob puts his arm round them all) Spongebob: The best thing is that your just in time to watch the firework display Patrick: What display (A huge firework shoots out right behind him) AH! Spongebob: That one (They all laugh as they watch the fireworks explodes spelling ÔÇ£Happy Independence DayÔÇØ in the night sky) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabre Posted July 8, 2011 Author Share Posted July 8, 2011 Season 3 episode 5 (45)- "Fathers Know Best" Squidward: (His alarm sounds as he slowly wakes up and hears SpongebobÔÇÖs alarm) Ugh (He looks out his window to see Spongebob looking at Squidward from his window) Spongebob: Happy Birthday SquidÔǪ(Squidward ducks down underneath the window) Hey, whereÔÇÖd he go? IÔÇÖll wish him a happy birthday when I go over there in a minute (He walks away from the window as Squidward stands up) Squidward: IÔÇÖll be damned if he ruins another day of my life, let alone my birthday (He runs down the stairs and bolts the door shut) Now thereÔÇÖs no way he can get in (Spongebob taps him on the shoulder) Spongebob: Who are you locking out Squidward? Squidward: Just get out (He unlocks the door and opens it) Spongebob: (He looks around) Who? Squidward: YOU! (He storms off upstairs and crawls back into bed) Why canÔÇÖt he let me rest on my birthday? (He tries to get back to sleep but opens his eyes to see Spongebob wearing a party hat and standing at the foot of his bed) Spongebob: Happy Birthday Squidward! Squidward: What part of ÔÇÿGet outÔÇÖ donÔÇÖt you understand? Spongebob: Well I suppose the get part doesnÔÇÖt really explainÔǪ Squidward: (He rubs his face) Please, IÔÇÖm asking you nicely, to just leave me alone Spongebob: I canÔÇÖt leave, itÔÇÖs your birthday, your another year older Squidward: DonÔÇÖt remind me (He looks at Spongebob) Well I suppose IÔÇÖll have to get up now as I obviously wonÔÇÖt get any sleep with you hereÔǪ Spongebob: DonÔÇÖt be silly, itÔÇÖs your birthday your allowed to rest Squidward: I guess your right (He starts to fall asleep as Spongebob watches over him breathing heavily and waking Squidward up) WhatÔÇÖs the point? (He gets up in anger and walks out his bedroom) Spongebob: (He stands up) Where are you going? I thought you were going back to sleep (He follows him) Squidward? Plankton: (In the Chum Bucket he flips over a chair and looks under it then he crawls under a book shelf) Where the hell is it? (He punches the wall in anger then rubs his hand) Karen: What are you doing now? Plankton: If itÔÇÖs any of you business, IÔÇÖm looking for the quantum flux memory enhancer Karen: You mean that little memory chip? Plankton: Yeah, do you know where it is? Karen: No, I donÔÇÖt know why you donÔÇÖt just put stuff in the safe if itÔÇÖs that important Plankton: WhateverÔǪ Karen: Anyway, can I talk to you honeyÔǪ Plankton: CanÔÇÖt you see IÔÇÖm busy? (He opens the door and walks outside) Maybe I dropped it out here for some reason (He looks around) Karen: (Her screen shows her uploading virtual flowers to her fathers grave as she starts to cry) I miss you dad Spongebob: (He walks out SquidwardÔÇÖs kitchen with a birthday cake) Happy birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday dear SqÔǪ Squidward: ÔǪOk we know the rest (Spongebob puts the cake down next to Squidward whoÔÇÖs sitting on the couch) Spongebob: Patrick wishes he could be here, mostly for the cake, but heÔÇÖs still in bed and Mr Krabs is still on his honeymoon, so I guess itÔÇÿs just you and me (He pulls a knife out and starts to cut the cake in pieces) Squidward: (He looks at the candles on the cake) Wait, why are there sixty candles on the cake? Spongebob: Well I didnÔÇÖt know how old you were so I guessed sixty seven (Squidward stares at him) Squidward: (Blankly) IÔÇÖm forty two Spongebob: Well your as young as you feel Squidward: I canÔÇÖt take this anymoreÔǪ (He walks off to bed) ÔǪAnd donÔÇÖt follow me Plankton: (He crawls out of a mail box and then looks inside a discarded can) Where could it be? (He looks around and spots PatrickÔÇÖs house) Maybe one of these idiots will know where the memory chip is (He walks towards PatrickÔÇÖs rock and knocks on it) Squidward: (He sits up in bed and takes a drink) Why does it have to be my birthday every year? (Spongebob walks into SquidwardÔÇÖs bedroom) CanÔÇÖt you take a hint Spongebob? Spongebob: I just came to tell you that Plankton wanted to know if you had seen a chip memory or something, and itÔÇÖll be great if you could come down for some cake (He smiles at Squidward) Squidward: IÔÇÖm not in the mood Spongebob: Maybe some cake will cheer you up (He holds up a piece of cake) Squidward: Get out Spongebob Spongebob: ButÔǪ Squidward: GET OUT! If I donÔÇÖt want you here any day of my life why would I want you here on my birthday? (Spongebob tears up as he walks down the stairs leaving Squidward on his own) ThatÔÇÖs better, I think (He tries to smile) Plankton: (He walks away from SquidwardÔÇÖs house looking around when he spots a shiny object in SpongebobÔÇÖs trashcan) Is thatÔǪ.Is that the quantum flux memory enhancer? (He jumps into the trashcan only to find the object was a button) How could I mistake a button for a memory chip, they donÔÇÖt look anything like each other (He starts to climb out the trashcan when Spongebob puts the birthday cake in the trash can and Plankton falls back inside) What have I done to deserve this? (He canÔÇÖt move) Help! (He hears the garbage truck coming) Hey maybe the kind garbage men will help get me out (The garbage men lift the trashcan up and start to empty it into the truck) Stop, Help! Garbage Man #1: Do you hear something? Garbage Man #2: No, only some idiot asking me if I hear anything Plankton: (He falls into the garbage truck and gets covered in garbage) Well at least itÔÇÖs better than listening to Karen nagging all day (They start to drive away as Plankton gets thrown around in the back) Squidward: (In bed he watches his clock hands move very slowly as they seem to get slower each time until they seem to go backwards) What have I done? Oh yeah I was really nasty to Spongebob when heÔÇÖd done nothing wrongÔǪI just went blank there for a second (He sits up) I need to go and apologise (He walks out of his house and knocks on SpongebobÔÇÖs door) Spongebob, IÔÇÖm s-s-sorry for what I did, I didnÔÇÖt mean to hurt your feelings as I know how fragile they are (He knocks again) Spongebob? Oh great heÔÇÖs not in (He walks back into his house and sits down in silence watching time pass) Plankton: (In the Bikini Bottom dump he lifts his head out of a mouldy sandwich and spits it out) Well at least IÔÇÖve had some lunch today (He stands up and coughs up a small memory chip) It canÔÇÖt beÔǪA quantum flux memory enhancer! What are the chances? (He picks it up and runs out the dump) Jessie Jenkins: (A sign reading ÔÇ£Bikini Bottom NewsÔÇØ shows as a purple fish holds a microphone) Hello World, My names Jessie Jenkins and IÔÇÖm covering for Perch Perkins tonight whoÔÇÖs out with a terrible, terrible headache (She turns to face another camera) IÔÇÖm here at the Bikini Bottom salt flats where nothing much is happening (She walks to a nerdy fish) Am I right in saying that Professor? Professor: You sure are JessieÔǪ Jessie Jenkins: ÔǪ(She looks at the camera nervously) So I guess that is all on this very slow news day, IÔÇÖm Jessie Jenkins and itÔÇÖs back to you in the studio (The camera stops rolling and she walks up to the teenaged squid controlling the camera) Hey kid, Get me a drink (She starts to chew some gum) Sadie: But thatÔÇÖs not my jobÔǪ Jessie Jenkins: Just do as I tell you, you stupid girl (She hits her round the face and thereÔÇÖs now a small cut as she starts to cry) Grow up you baby (She walks off with a coffee she took of the sound guy) Sadie: (She looks at her tentacles covered with blood as she looks around for a nearby house only to spot SpongebobÔÇÿs) IÔÇÖm sure someone who lives in a fruit will be sweet enough to help clean myself up (She walks towards SpongebobÔÇÖs house and knocks on the door) Hello? Anyone home? (She knocks again) Come on, open up, please (She walks next door to SquidwardÔÇÖs house and knocks (Squidward answers the door looking very glum) Squidward: What is it? Your not part of the girl scouts are you? Sadie: I used to be, but no I need to use your bathroom Squidward: If you have to, but be quick IÔÇÖm counting (She runs inside looking round SquidwardÔÇÖs house) Sadie: YouÔÇÖve got a really nice home Squidward: Hurry up (She walks into the bathroom and splashes water in her face as she notices a newspaper stuck to the bathroom door) Sadie: HmmÔǪ (She reads the newspaper headline) ÔÇ£Big nosed resident has big heartÔÇØ (She continues to read the article) ÔÇ£Bikini Bottom resident Squidward Tentacles saved Easter whenÔǪÔÇØ Tentacles? Where have I heard that before? (She pull out her passport with her name ÔÇ£Sadie TentaclesÔÇØ printed on the top) I-It canÔÇÖt be (She looks at Squidward through the crack in the door) Plankton: (He walks into the Chum Bucket) Your hero has returned (He walks into the lab to see Karen still weeping) WhatÔÇÖs wrong with you? Wait donÔÇÖt answer that because I donÔÇÖt care (He pulls out the quantum flux memory enhancer and puts it into his latest invention) Karen: Now your back could you just listen for a minuteÔǪ? Plankton: Not now (The machine glows bright purple) This looksÔǪpromising (He hides behind a table as the machine sends a ray of light through the restaurant as the smoke clears the machine now has a face on itÔÇÖs screen) WhatÔÇÖs going on? Machine: (The machine opens itÔÇÖs eyes and looks at Karen) K-Karen?! Karen: Dad?ÔÇ Sadie: (She walks out the bathroom) ÔǪDad, are you? (She walks up to Squidward) Squidward: What? Sadie: Are you my d-dad? Squidward: Kid, a lot of people see me as a father figure but IÔÇÖm just your average hero (He opens the door) Now if you donÔÇÖt mind, IÔÇÖm busy being lonely (She starts to walk towards the door as she stops) Sadie: Wait, do you remember Cindy Clements? Squidward: (He stops in his tracks and turns around) Cindy! Sadie: Dad! Squidward: Sadie! Patrick: Patrick! Squidward: I havenÔÇÖt seen you since you left with your mom to go and live in New Shell City, that was over ten years ago (He hugs her) How is your mom Sadie: I havenÔÇÖt seen her since I ran away from home Squidward: We have a lot to talk about (He shuts the door as they both sit down on the couch) Plankton: (He gets up from behind the table and walks towards his invention) You two know each other? KarenÔÇÖs father: Well done Einstein (He rolls his eyes) Karen: It canÔÇÖt be, you died ten years ago on this day, I was just mourning you (She looks at him strangely) Plankton: Unless youÔÇÖre an impostor KarenÔÇÖs father: Who is this little freak? Karen: HeÔÇÖs my husband and less of the freak, and anyway you still havenÔÇÖt explained why youÔÇÖre here KarenÔÇÖs father: Very well, The day after I died my computer spirit was sucked into one of those memory chips and when I was inserted into that machine by that small green guyÔǪ Plankton: Yo KarenÔÇÖs father: ÔǪMy life carried on the day it ÔÇ£endedÔÇØ Karen: IÔÇÖve missed you so much (She hugs him) Plankton: Well if the family reunion has finished, we can all get back to living our happy livesÔǪ KarenÔÇÖs father: Well actually, I donÔÇÖt have anywhere to live Plankton: He couldnÔÇÖt possibly stay here Karen: ThatÔÇÖs a great idea, you can stay here dad Plankton: No I meantÔǪ KarenÔÇÖs father: Thank you so very much, I swear IÔÇÖll be gone as soon as IÔÇÖve found somewhere to live Plankton: Better start looking now then (Karen glares at Plankton) IÔÇÖm just saying is all Sadie: (Squidward brings in a tray of cookies as he sits down besides her) ItÔÇÖs really great to know IÔÇÖve got such a kind and generous father Squidward: YouÔÇÖll never know how many times people have said that, well not the father part (She takes a cookie) Sadie: One thing I never understood is why you left me and my mom? Squidward: Your to young to understand and to be quite honest itÔÇÖs a rather dull flashback but I will say that I had trouble raising a young child and thatÔÇÖs why I had to leave (She hugs him) Karen: (She calls to PlanktonÔÇÖs whoÔÇÖs working in the lab) Could you come out of there, weÔÇÖve got a guest Plankton: IÔÇÖm busy (ThereÔÇÖs a huge explosion) Now look what you made me do KarenÔÇÖs father: Is he usually like this? Karen: Only on weekdays and weekends Plankton: (He walks out the lab covered in dust) This is all your fault Karen KarenÔÇÖs father: Hey donÔÇÖt talk to her like that Plankton: Are you still here? KarenÔÇÖs father: (Sarcastically) No I left ten minutes ago Plankton: Well in that case just get lost (They square up to each other) Karen: DonÔÇÖt talk to him like that Plankton: You can shut up as well KarenÔÇÖs father: That is enough, Karen would you please meet me in the kitchen? Plankton: Fine then run away, like you always do Karen: I donÔÇÖt have any legs (They both roll into the kitchen) What is it? KarenÔÇÖs father: CanÔÇÖt you see how he treats you? Karen: I know he can be a bit moody and angry and aggressive and everything else at times but thatÔÇÖs just the way he is KarenÔÇÖs father: Well I donÔÇÖt like it, HeÔÇÖs not right for you Karen: What are you saying? KarenÔÇÖs father: IÔÇÖm saying that I think you should have a divorce Karen: What? (She gasps) Squidward: (He looks at his watch) Well itÔÇÖs getting pretty late, shouldnÔÇÖt you be getting home? Sadie: I donÔÇÖt have a homeÔǪ Squidward: But youÔǪ Sadie: This may sound a little rushed, but could I stay with you tonight? Squidward: But what about your mother? Sadie: She doesnÔÇÖt care what I do Squidward: Well I donÔÇÖt know (He looks at Sadie then thinks about it) Karen: IÔÇÖd never leave Plankton, I love him and he loves me and no one can take that special bond away from us (She walks out the kitchen) KarenÔÇÖs father: Karen waitÔǪ(He follows her) Plankton: (Karen rolls in behind him) Hey Karen, what colour do you think I should paint our bedroom? ItÔÇÖs been needing a lick of paint for a while now Karen: Your actually asking for my opinion? Plankton: Well yeah, youÔÇÖre my wife (He smiles at her) Karen: How about a nice peachy colour) Plankton: Peach?! That is why I never listen to you or value your opinions (She looks at her father) Karen: Sheldon, can I have a word with you? Plankton: Not now Karen: ItÔÇÿs really important, itÔÇÖs about our marriage Plankton: Whatever, canÔÇÖt it wait? Karen: No it canÔÇÖt the sake of our marriage lies with you now Plankton: Hang on, I just need to finish fine tuning this machine Karen: (She looks at her father as she leaves the restaurant) Spongebob: (He knocks on SquidwardÔÇÖs door and he answers it) Squidward, Gary told me you came around earlier and I wasnÔÇÖt in, are you alright? Squidward: IÔÇÖm fine Spongebob, in fact IÔÇÖm better than fine (Sadie appears at the door) This is my daughter, Sadie, and sheÔÇÖs given me the best birthday present I could ever ask forÔǪ Spongebob: ThatÔÇÖs great, what was it, a hover boat? Squidward: No Spongebob: X-ray specks, I bet it was those Squidward: No, why donÔÇÖt you come inside and get to know her as youÔÇÖll be seeing a lot more of each other (They all walk inside as Squidward shuts the door with a huge smile on his face) Karen: (She returns to the Chum Bucket) IÔÇÖm back Plankton: At last, you can help me with the painting Karen: I donÔÇÖt think so, IÔÇÖll be the only one painting this restaurant from now on Plankton: I think so to, I do deserve a rest (He sits down) Karen: No, IÔÇÖll be the one painting as this is my house and restaurant now Plankton: What? (Karen holds up a divorce paper and he reads it) A divorce? Why? Karen: You donÔÇÖt respect me or value my opinions and sometimes I think you donÔÇÖt love me anymore Plankton: IÔÇÖve always loved you Karen: (She starts to tear up) Just go, IÔÇÖm sorry Plankton: But KarenÔǪ KarenÔÇÖs father: You heard the lady (He pushes Plankton outside) Plankton: I bet you told her to have a divorce, everything was fine before you showed up KarenÔÇÖs father: Please, there were cracks in your marriage long before I showed up (He shuts Plankton out) Plankton: This isnÔÇÖt overÔǪ (He lies down on the ground looking up at the sky) ÔǪItÔÇÖs only just begun (He starts to laugh as he slowly walks up to KarenÔÇÖs father and reaches towards the memory chip KarenÔÇÖs father: Get out of here, youÔǪ(He powers out as Plankton holds up the memory chip) Now to make a few adjustments (He laughs as he starts to reconnect some wires) Time card: The next dayÔǪ Karen: (She powers up as her screen turns on) Good morning dad, I slept like a calculator without PlanktonÔÇÖs welding or exploding something KarenÔÇÖs father: Hello daughter, how are you? Karen: (Strangely) FineÔª KarenÔÇÖs father: Have you thought about taking Plankton back yet? Karen: I haveÔǪ (Plankton is revealed to be behind a box controlling KarenÔÇÖs father with the memory chip) ÔǪAnd you were right, IÔÇÖm so better off without him KarenÔÇÖs father: (Plankton is shocked) Really? Karen: Yeah, he was just weighing me down with his go nowhere life or career KarenÔÇÖs father: Well about that, I donÔÇÖt think PlanktonÔÇÖs that badÔǪ Karen: Really? I value your opinion so do you think I should get back with him? KarenÔÇÖs father: WellÔǪ Karen: ItÔÇÖs just that I havenÔÇÖt felt anything for him in the last year or so and I just canÔÇÖt live my life with someone I donÔÇÖt love KarenÔÇÖs father: (Plankton tears up) Then your better off without him (He puts the controls down and slowly walks out the Chum Bucket) Plankton: (He wipes the tears out of his eye and stands up) IÔÇÖll prove that I love Karen, and IÔÇÖll get her to love me just as much as I always haveÔǪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabre Posted July 22, 2011 Author Share Posted July 22, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GBxObBOGD8Season 3 episode 6 (46)- "The True Origin?" Marty: (An old looking fish walks out of his house wearing a rain coat) IÔÇÖm just going out for a walk dear (He shuts the door and walks out of his garden accidentally hitting into a huge sign right in front of his house) I never noticed that before (The board is three times the size of his house and blocking the sunlight) I canÔÇÖt have it blocking my view ofÔǪ (He looks around to see a run down city with hoboÔÇÖs everywhere) ÔǪ Well the point still remains that sign shouldnÔÇÖt be there (He pulls out his glasses and starts to read the sign) ÔÇ£Visit Bikini Bottom, Home of the Krabby Patty: DonÔÇÖt worry, the Toxic fumes have now goneÔÇØ (ThereÔÇÖs a picture of Mr Krabs holding a Krabby Patty) Am I reading that right? (He looks at the board strangely) Home of Krabby Patty?! That canÔÇÖt be right (He puts his thumb out and a taxi drives up to him) Can I get to Bikini Bottom, please kind sir? Taxi Driver: Yeah sure whatever (He gets into the taxi as he speeds off towards Bikini Bottom) Why do you wanna go to that hell-hole anyway? Marty: Although I donÔÇÖt see how itÔÇÖs any of you business, I need to settle a score with someone Taxi Driver: ÔǪThatÔÇÖs like what half the people who use my taxiÔÇÖs want to do nowadays (He stops the taxi and he gets out and looks around) Marty: Wow this place really let itself go (He walks through the broken down city) Now to find the Krusty Krab (He walks past the space needle and SandyÔÇÖs Treedome) Where is it? (He walks past the Library and up to the Chum Bucket) Chum Bucket? That sounds like a delightful eatery (He rolls his eyes as he knocks on the door) Plankton: (He opens the door slowly) What is it? CanÔÇÖt you see IÔÇÖm busy mourning my wife? Marty: Sorry, I didnÔÇÖt know Plankton: Oh sheÔÇÖs not dead, weÔÇÖve just got a divorce Marty: So do you know where the Krusty Krab is? Plankton: (He points across the street as he walks off) ÔǪBut if you ever want to come to a real restaurant (He hands him a piece of paper) You know who to call (He walks across the street towards the Krusty Krab) Squidward: (In the Krusty Krab heÔÇÖs standing next to Sadie whoÔÇÿs looking bored) That is a table, people eat off of it Sadie: (She looks confused) Eat off of it, donÔÇÖt you mean they eat off of plates on the table? Squidward: You would have thought so (They watch everyone eat their food off the table) And that there is a bathroom peopleÔǪ Sadie: I know what a bathroom is, dad (She walks towards the exit) Squidward: Where are you going? Sadie: Out with friends (She barges past Marty as he walks up to Squidward) Marty: IÔÇÖd like to order please Squidward: One minute (He steps one step to his left and into the register) Yes? What do you want? We donÔÇÖt have all day Marty: (He looks at the menu) Wow thereÔÇÖs so much to choose fromÔǪ Squidward: As much as I love watching you stare at the menu for hours on end, There are people waiting behind youÔǪ (He points to the line of hungry customers) Marty: Ok I think IÔÇÿm read to order nowÔǪ Squidward: (Sarcastically) Hallelujah Marty: (He looks at the menu again) ÔǪIÔÇÖll just have some fries, a shake and total ownership of the Krusty Krab and itÔÇÖs secret recipe Squidward: Could you repeat the last thing? I kinda drifted out there Marty: I want the Krusty Krab restaurant Squidward: Right (He begins to write) total ownershipÔǪ Wait, what? (Spongebob bursts out the kitchen and runs up to Marty) Spongebob: What the hell are you talking about? Get out! You donÔÇÖt come in here asking for a shake when we sold out yesterday (He looks angrily at Marty) Marty: Well can I at least get total ownership of this restaurant, Then IÔÇÖll leave this greasy place and never return Spongebob: You couldÔǪIf you were Mr Krabs, and unless youÔÇÖve had some sort of strange body transplant while youÔÇÖve been on your honeymoon, I canÔÇÖt let you do that Marty: Well I guess IÔÇÖll be getting it myself (He walks towards the office but Spongebob blocks the door so he canÔÇÿt get past him) Oh for GodÔÇÖs sake, I just came in here to take over this restaurant and now your blocking my way, What next? (He tries to get past Spongebob but he wonÔÇÖt move) Spongebob: ItÔÇÖs not that I donÔÇÖt believe you, but I refuse to believe you, and anyway Mr Krabs and Plankton created the recipe together like fifty million years ago, not you Marty: No they didnÔÇÖt Spongebob: Well maybe it was a bit earlier than that butÔǪ Marty: No, I mean Krabs and Plankton didnÔÇÖt create the formula, I did, itÔÇÖs an old family recipe IÔÇÖve known for years Spongebob: (In disbelieve) Go on Marty: It all happened in the year known typically as 1964... Squidward: (He sighs) Here we go (He starts to read his magazine) (Flashback) MartyÔÇÖs Dad: (He circles Thanksgiving on his calendar as he watches a teenaged Marty walk past him) Hey son, Happy Thanksgiving, wanna come and watch the football with your old man? Teenaged Marty: Maybe later dad (He walks into the kitchen and sits down at the table) MartyÔÇÖs Mom: IÔÇÖm glad youÔÇÖre here dear, You couldnÔÇÖt give me a help with some of this food could you? IÔÇÖve got enough to feed an army and there families (He stand up and washes his hands) Teenaged Marty: Say mom, are we makingÔǪ? MartyÔÇÖs Mom: Of course (He hands Marty the recipe for ÔÇ£Burgers a la MammaÔÇØ) (End of Flashback) Marty: So then I started to make the burgers now known as ÔÇ£Krabby PattiesÔÇØ I forgot what the secret recipe was but the basic ingredients, in chronological order, were one chopped onionÔǪ Squidward: Just get on with the freaking story! Marty: Very well, We were all then ready go to my grandmaÔÇÖs houseÔǪ (Flashback) Teenaged Marty: (He gets into the back of his dadÔÇÖs boat mobile sitting in between the huge containers) Do we really need this much food? MartyÔÇÖs Mom: Yeah, you know how hungry your grandfather gets around Thanksgiving Teenaged Marty: I did, Until he had his stomach stapled last year MartyÔÇÖs Mom: Oh yeah I forgot about thatÔǪWell the more for us (She smiles as MartyÔÇÖs Dad gets into the boat mobile) MartyÔÇÖs Dad: So are we all ready to go? (They both nod) Well what are we waiting for? Teenaged Marty: YouÔǪ To start driving MartyÔÇÖs Dad: Well then lets go (He begins to drive the boat) Are you alright back there son? (He looks back at Marty) MartyÔÇÖs Mom: Keep your eyes on the road, your be the death of us all (They all laugh as he crashes the boat into the newly build Chum Bucket the burns down and setting the boat on fire) Richard! (He unconscious at the wheel, she tries to pull him out but she collapses under the heat while Marty falls out the boat gasping for breath) Mom! Dad! (He tries to get back into the boat but the door is jammed, He begins to cry as the fire engine starts to sound) (End of flashback) Marty: That was the last time I ever saw my parents, If I knew it would be I would have said how much I loved them bothÔǪ Spongebob: (He wipes a tear away from his eye) That was so sad, wasnÔÇÖt it? Squidward: MehÔǪ (He carries on reading the magazine) Marty: But thatÔÇÖs not all, While living with my grandparents my grandpa died and my grandma started to date a greedy crab who wanted one thing ÔǪ.The secret formula for the burgers Spongebob: Well I believe you (Spongebob is about to hand him the recipe when he suddenly stops) Spongebob: (He gasps) Mr Krabs? Marty: Yeah, My grandma dated Mr Krabs now pleaseÔǪ (He holds his hands out) Spongebob: No, Mr Krabs (He points to the door where Mr Krabs is staring angrily at Spongebob) Mr Krabs: Spongebob!? Marty: Krabs?! Mr Krabs: Marty?! Squidward: Shut up! Mr Krabs: What are you doing Spongebob? (He takes the formula off of him) I leave for one week and I return to see you about to hand me formula over to some stranger Spongebob: Actually you were gone for over a monthÔǪ Mr Krabs: Well it doesnÔÇÖt matter how long I was gone you donÔÇÖt just hand me business over to some stranger Spongebob: If you two were strangers, How did you know his name a few seconds ago? Mr Krabs: Our paths crossed onceÔǪ Marty: He means paths when he started sleeping with my grandma Mr Krabs: What the hell are you talking about? Marty: You stole the recipe for the so called ÔÇ£Krabby PattiesÔÇØ off of me and my family Mr Krabs: You liar! Spongebob: Did you have a good time on vacation, sir? Mr Krabs: I did thank you son, now where was I? Oh yesÔǪ WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? The recipe was created by me and Plankton years ago, you had nothing to do with it Marty: Now you know thatÔÇÖs not true Mr Krabs: (They square up to each other) Bring it on Marty: Come on then old man (He punches Mr Krabs) Spongebob: Now on the count of three one of you will tell me whoÔÇÖs telling the truth, Ok? One, Two, ThreeÔǪ Mr Krabs and Marty: IÔÇÖm telling the truth Spongebob: Well were not going to figure this out anytime soon, so weÔÇÖve already heard MartyÔÇÖs side of the story so now itÔÇÖs time for Mr KrabsÔÇÖ, Take it away sirÔǪ Mr Krabs: IÔÇÖll gladly tell you the true story, So make yourself comfy, I first met Marty in the midseventiesÔǪ (Flashback) Radio Host: ÔǪThank you for listening and now to end the show we have our newest release by Zeppelin ÔÇ£Black DogfishÔÇØÔǪ Plankton: (He turns the radio off just as the song starts to play he sits down) Who knows how many years IÔÇÖll be trying to chase after KrabsÔÇÖ formulaÔǪ. (End of flashback) Nat: Wait how do you know what Plankton was doing and that he tuned the radio off all those years ago? Fred: Yeah and why did he turn it off, I was about to jam to your flashback man Mr Krabs: How about you shut up and listenÔǪ (Flashback) Plankton: ÔǪKrabsÔÇÖ formula, I need to find someone whoÔÇÖll do my job for me without being recognized (He stands up abruptly) ThatÔÇÖs it (He fills dizzy then sits down) I shouldnÔÇÖt stand up so quickly (He rubs his head) Oh yes, All I need to do is bribe some people to do it for me and I know just the people to choose (He presses a button and a huge hand grabs some people from the city and drop them into the Chum Bucket) ÔǪRandom people (He watches them all run around in a panic) ThereÔÇÖs no need to fear my idiot slaves, You will all go free once youÔÇÖve done me a favour (He laughs) Only a small favour, a tiny one in factÔǪI need you to overthrow a restaurant and steal itÔÇÖs secret recipe and returning it to me Marty: Now why should we do that? Maria: Yeah, why? Plankton: I havenÔÇÖt thought of a punishment yet, but knowing me, I know IÔÇÖll think of something cruel and unusual, Now go my minions go and steal the formula (He laughs as they all walk out the Chum Bucket) Oh and IÔÇÖve forgot to mention that the first person to get it to me will be given a huge cash sum (They all run out the Chum Bucket and towards the Krusty Krab) (End of flashback) Spongebob: Then what happened Mr Krabs? Mr Krabs: Many tried and failed but now Marty has returned to get the formula and make off with PlanktonÔÇÖs reward Spongebob: Is that true Marty? (He looks around but canÔÇÖt see him) Where is he? Squidward: (He puts his head out from behind the magazine) He made off with the formula when Krabs started talking Spongebob: Why didnÔÇÖt you try and stop him? Squidward: I was busy (He points at the magazine) Mr Krabs: We really should stop supplying him with all those magazines (He and Spongebob run out the Krusty Krab and towards the Chum Bucket) When I lay my hands on those twoÔǪ (Mr Krabs slams on the door of the Chum Bucket) Plankton: Come in Marty Mr Krabs: ItÔÇÖs me Krabs, we know MartyÔÇÖs with you Plankton: (He opens the door) Oh hey Krabs, How was your honeymoon? Mr Krabs: Very enjoyable thanks for asking, Now where the hell is Marty? Plankton: I could ask you the same question, where the hell is Marty? I handed him a piece of paper this morning with a fictitious story on it and now I donÔÇÖt know where he is Mr Krabs: Quit stalling, we know heÔÇÖs in there with you (He bursts into the Chum Bucket and looks around but heÔÇÿs not there) Plankton: Does it look like heÔÇÖs here? IÔÇÖve been waiting here for hours Mr Krabs: He couldnÔÇÖt ofÔǪ Plankton: No, he couldnÔÇÖtÔǪCould he? Spongebob: What are you guyÔÇÖs talking about?ÔǪ Marty: (He runs into his house slamming the front door shut behind him and running into his bedroom) Now those two are off my back and I donÔÇÖt have to take commands from that little, green freak I can finally go back to stealing the formula for myself (He smashes the glass bottle shooting the cork out of the window landing next to Mr KrabsÔÇÖ foot) Mr Krabs: (He picks up the cork and smells it) ThatÔÇÖs the secret formula cork alright, Quick, he must be in that house (Spongebob and Mr Krabs burst into the house and start running upstairs) Spongebob: (They run in on Marty unveiling the secret formula) DonÔÇÖt even think about reading that Marty: Too late (He looks at it as Spongebob tries to grab it off of him) It canÔÇÖt be? The formula isnÔÇÖtÔǪ Just one piece of crushedÔǪ Plankton: (Outside the house heÔÇÖs standing around) Once those two stop him heÔÇÖll most likely jump out the window, and IÔÇÖll be there to catch the formula when he does (He laughs) WhatÔÇÖs taking him so long? Mr Krabs: You mustnÔÇÖt tell anyone the formula, Ok? Marty: Are you kidding me? IÔÇÖm going to spread it all over town completely destroying the Krusty Krab restaurant (He gets up to walk to the window) Now to tell the person who promised me a huge reward (He shouts to Plankton) Hey Plankton Plankton: What? Spongebob: Please donÔÇÖt do this (They both slowly walk towards Marty at the window) Marty: Do you wanna know the formula? Plankton: What? You know it? Marty: Yeah, IÔÇÖll let you know it if the offer of the reward is still on the table Plankton: Yes it is, now whatÔÇÖs the secret formula Marty: Have a look for yourself (He throws the formula out the window and it blows away) DonÔÇÖt worry, IÔÇÖll just tell you what it isÔǪ Plankton: Hurry up then Marty: The secret formula isÔǪ (They all lunge at him and he pulls away but falls out the window hitting his head on the ground) Plankton: Marty! (He runs up to him) Are you alright? (He slowly nods) The most important thing is that you remember the formula, Do you? Marty: I-IÔÇÖm fineÔǪ Plankton: Do you still remember the secret formula? Marty: I doÔǪ Mr Krabs: Oh dear God, I thought heÔÇÖd be dead (They both run down the stairs) Marty: ItÔÇÖs pineapple Plankton: WhatÔÇÖs pineapple? Marty: The recipe secret is pineapple secret Plankton: Are you sure? I hate pineapple Marty: I also like duckÔÇÖs, rubber oneÔÇÖs Plankton: I think heÔÇÖs delirious (Spongebob and Mr Krabs run out the house and up to Marty) Mr Krabs: You didnÔÇÖt tell him did you? Marty: ItÔÇÖs a crab (He laughs) Spongebob: We should get him to hospital, HeÔÇÖs not right in the head Plankton: No, butÔǪ (Spongebob and Mr Krabs pick him up) Time Card: One hour laterÔǪ Marty: (HeÔÇÖs in bed at the hospital with a bandage on his head) I feel better now, thank you all Plankton: Do you remember the formula? Mr Krabs: This mans in hospital and all you can think about is the formula, That he hopefully canÔÇÖt remember Spongebob: What about the formula, it smashed on the ground Mr Krabs: We can always print out a new copy and even if we donÔÇÖt itÔÇÖs all in here (He taps his head) Plankton: Note to self: Create a device to enter KrabsÔÇÖ brain Mr Krabs: Come on kiddo, We better leave him to rest (Spongebob, Mr Krabs and Plankton all walk out the hospital as Marty sits up in bed rubbing his head) Marty: Wait, itÔÇÖs all coming back to meÔǪ (He clutches his head) ...Everything (He smiles evilly) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabre Posted July 24, 2011 Author Share Posted July 24, 2011 Season 3 episode 7 (47)- "High School: Confidential" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GBxObBOGD8 Squidward: (HeÔÇÖs walking back to his house carrying grocery bags while whistling a tune) I never noticed how peaceful Bikini Bottom is in the morning without (He shudders) Spongebob around (He walks into his house and turns the lights on and putting the grocery bags on the table he jumps back in a start when he notices Sadie hiding under the table) Oh dear God, What are you doing here? Why arenÔÇÖt you at school? Sadie: Uh, We had a snow day... Squidward: In the middle of July? Sadie: I mean a sun day, It was too hot to stay at school soÔǪ Squidward: How about you sit down and tell me the real reason your not at School (They both sit on the couch) Sadie: Ok, But you promise you wonÔÇÖt make a scene Squidward: I promise Sadie: Ok...So there are these girls at school... Squidward: Your getting bullied?! (He bursts into the school followed by Sadie) Make way (He pushes past some students) Angry dad coming through (He pushes past a few more students) Now which girls are giving you hassle? (He looks around and points at a small fish) Is that one of them? Sadie: No, ItÔÇÖs not her Squidward: What about those girls? (He points at some girls applying makeup) Sadie: ItÔÇÖs not those either Squidward: Well then who is it? (She points at a group of butch looking fish slamming a boys face into a locker) OhÔǪ Are you sure itÔÇÖs those....They look pretty tough, WhatÔÇÖs the leaders name? Sadie: StanleyÔǪ Squidward: IsnÔÇÖt that a boys name? Sadie: I guess her mom really liked that name (He slowly walks up to Stanley and taps her on the shoulder) Excuse me uh, Stanley Stanley: What! (Squidward wipes the spit of his face as she raises her fist to Squidward) Squidward: Now, now thereÔÇÖs no need for violence and thatÔÇÖs why IÔÇÖm here, My daughter says that you bully her at School everyday, is this true? (She puts her fist down) Stanley: No, I never beat anyone up Squidward: Are you sure? Stanley: Yeah (Squidward turns to Sadie) Squidward: She seems nice (Stanley punches him in the back of the head and stuffs both Sadie and Squidward into a locker) IÔÇÖd like to take back what I said earlier... Time Card: One hour later... Squidward: (HeÔÇÖs talking to the principal in his office) ...Then she locked us both in the locker and kept hitting us every three minutes and kicking us the other two minutes and fifty nine seconds Principal: ThatÔÇÖs our Stanley (He smiles) Squidward: So I was just wondering if you could punish her or something Principal: Meh, MaybeÔǪ Squidward: CanÔÇÖt I file a complaint? Principal: If you must (He pulls out a piece of paper) IÔÇÖll need to see some ID and your high school diploma (Squidward pulls out them both as the principal looks at his ID) So Mr Tetras, Why do you want to file a complaint? (He pulls out a piece of paper and a pen) Squidward: Tentacles... Principal: (He looks at the paper) IÔÇÖm afraid thatÔÇÖs not on the list of complaints Squidward: Never mind, IÔÇÖm here to file a complaint about bullying in this school Principal: (He ticks the box and then looks at SquidwardÔÇÖs diploma) Oh... (He looks at it strangely) Squidward: Is there something wrong? Principal: What year did you graduate? Squidward: 1976, why? Principal: That would explain it Squidward: Explain what? Principal: Well the school changed the grading system in 1989 so your high school diploma is worth nothing now as your AÔÇÖs and BÔÇÖs would now equal a DÔÇÖs or lessÔǪ Squidward: What do you mean? Principal: ItÔÇÖs as if you never really completed high school at all Squidward: So what your saying is that I have to take my high school education again? Principal: ThatÔÇÖs right, You and anyone who attended high school before 1989... Sadie: So my dad will have to be in school with me? Principal: So it would seem Sadie: Say dad, IÔÇÖve heard thereÔÇÖs a really good school two towns over Squidward: Your not getting rid of me that easily and besides I can keep and eye out for you if you continue to get bullied Sadie: Damn Squidward: Are you sure your correct? Principal: IÔÇÖm always correct, For I am the principal of Bubbly Bottom High School (He stands up heroically) Squidward: (He whispers) Well he sure has a high opinion of himself Realistic Fish Head: (HeÔÇÖs reporting from inside the high school) IÔÇÖm here at Bubbly Bottom High School where... (The bell rings) ÔǪWhere IÔÇÖm almost late for class (He walks off as Patrick and Sandy walk through the hallway) Sandy: This is so annoying, I donÔÇÖt need to be here everyone here has already got a diploma (He looks at Patrick) Well maybe everyone (She looks around at the new surroundings) And how did Spongebob get out of coming today? Patrick: HeÔÇÖs sick (He smells something) What is that wonderful smell? Sandy: Well at least someone noticed my new deodorant Patrick: It smells like fish sticks and jelly, together Sandy: IÔÇÖm not sure thatÔÇÖs the smell but... Patrick: ItÔÇÖs coming from that way (He runs off towards the cafeteria) Sandy: Some people get so distract... Hey look (She walks up to a poster that has ÔÇ£Science FairÔÇØ written on it) I bet IÔÇÖd beat every sucker who entered that (She looks closer at the poster) Oh no, ItÔÇÖs today (She gasps in horror as she looks at her watch) I better get started (She runs off through the hallway) Pearl: (SheÔÇÖs walking to school while Mr Krabs follows her) CanÔÇÖt you make your own way to School? You may not have reputation but I do (She tries to speed up but Mr Krabs catches up with her) Mr Krabs: What? Are you embarrassed by your old dad my little baby girl? Pearl: Just find your own way to school (She runs up to her friends as Mr Krabs watches her) Mr Krabs: See you later sweetie (He waves to her but she ignores him) Janey: Is that your dad? Pearl: UnfortunatelyÔǪ (Mr Krabs looks sad as he watches Pearl walk off to school with her friends) Patrick: (He bursts into the cafeteria and looks at all the food he runs up to it and starts to eat) Oh great, IÔÇÖve died havenÔÇÖt I Lunch Lady: Your not dead, but you will be if you eat any of the meatloÔǪ(Patrick eats the meatloaf) Why do I even bother? Mr Krabs: (He walks to the school climbing over a fence) I donÔÇÖt think that was the scenic route (He scrapes some of the thorns off of his clothes then walks up to the school) Now whereÔÇÖs the front door (He knocks on a door and a man is revealed with holding a rake) Groundskeeper: ARGHH AGH (Mr Krabs runs away) Why does everyone always run from me? (He sadly shuts the door behind him) Squidward: (In the school heÔÇÖs hiding behind a locker when he sees Sadie walk past him being followed by a strong female fish) Who is that? (He continues to watch) I need to investigate (He runs up to the other lockers and hides while he watches the girl gain on Sadie) WhatÔÇÖs going on? (He follows her as the music starts and he begins to sing) ÔǪ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQtHP5Io7kI Strong female fish: (She looks around) Who the hell was just singing? (She turns around as Squidward hides behind the wall) Right your coming with me (She pulls Sadie along with her as Squidward sneaks after them both) Squidward: DonÔÇÖt worry Sadie, IÔÇÖll save you Spongebob: (HeÔÇÖs lying on the sofa at home rubbing his nose and watching TV) I feel terrible (He flicks through the channels until he gets to some commercials) This is the last thing I need Actor: (On TV) Hey kids, If your watching this why arenÔÇÖt you at school trying to get an education?... Spongebob: ...IÔÇÖm really sic... Actor: ...Your faking it arenÔÇÖt you, thinking your ÔÇ£coolÔÇØ well your not Spongebob: No I... Actor: I bet you didnÔÇÖt know that the people who have so called sick days fail in life, even one day off could result in a failed life, are you a failure? Spongebob: I need to get to school and change my attendance record, I donÔÇÖt want to fail in life like all those nice hoboÔÇÖs in the city (He gets up and runs outside leaving the door wide open as Gary slowly follows him outside) Actor: (On TV) ...This commercial was sponsored by the board of home education: Stay out of school and stay at home instead Mr Krabs: (He walks through the school yard past the swimming pool and past Squidward and Sadie being beaten up by Stanley) I better be more careful what doors I open, I donÔÇÖt want to meet another raving lunatic (He slowly opens a door and a teacher walks up to him) Mr C. Bass: YouÔÇÖre here (He puts his hand out) Mr Krabs: Oh great another lunatic Mr C. Bass: Why are you so late? Mr Krabs: I couldnÔÇÖtÔǪ Mr C. Bass: Wait, tell me after class the students canÔÇÖt hold on any longer, their starting to try and learn on there own Mr Krabs: Wait, IÔÇÖm not a teacherÔǪ Mr C. Bass: Your not? Well then get to class at onceÔǪ Mr Krabs: (He has an idea) Oh sorry, I mean I am a teacher Mr C. Bass: Well then why did you just say you werenÔÇÖt? Mr Krabs: It must have slipped my mind Mr C. Bass: (He stares at him blankly) Just get in there (He pushes him into the classroom) Class, this is your new teacherÔǪ (He looks at Mr Krabs) ÔǪSome guy (To Mr Krabs) There all yours (He leaves) Mr Krabs: SoÔǪ. What class is this? (All the students look at one another) Mrs T. Una: So before we start todayÔÇÿs lesson letÔÇÿs see whoÔÇÿs here (She picks up some paper and begs to read names out loud Richard? Richard: What? Mrs T. Una: Reginald? Bill: Yes, kind teacher? Mrs T. Una: Sadie? Sadie: Yes miss Mrs T. Una: Sheldon? (ThereÔÇÖs no reply) Mr Plankton? Where is he? Plankton: (HeÔÇÖs making his way through the bustling corridor looking at every door) This is stupid, I donÔÇÖt belong here (He stops and watches everyone walking as the music starts) Oh great now I have to singÔǪ (He starts to walk and sing) ÔǪ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ouSaGxDLbQ Plankton: (He looks up to see that it is classroom) At last (He walks inside as Spongebob sneaks past the door and through the corridor) Right, now to find the principals office (He continues to walk slowly as Gary slithers behind him) Where is it? (He walks past a classroom and notices Mr Krabs taking a class) Hey, itÔÇÖs Mr Krabs (He continues to walk as in the class no one is listening to Mr Krabs) Mr Krabs: Will everyone settle down (They make even more noise) Shut up and listen, all of you Pearl: (SheÔÇÖs at the back of the class talking with her friends) ÔǪSo then I was like no way and she was like yes way and then... Mr Krabs: Pearl? (He looks closer at her) I didnÔÇÖt notice you there honey Pearl: Dad? (Everyone laughs) Mr Krabs: Can you help me, none of your classmates are listening to me (She covers her face) Not even that boy you have a crush on over there (He points to a boy at the back of the class and everyone laughs as she looks up) He has got to go Mrs T. Una: (In another classroom Sandy is making lots of noise at the back of the class with her flame thrower) ÔǪThen the atomsÔǪ (Sandy turns up the flamethrower making it louder) Oh come on (She walks up to Sandy) Miss Cheeks (She continues using the flamethrower) SANDY! (She unplugs the flamethrower as she looks up) Sandy: Why did you do that? I need to finish this for today Mrs T. Una: (She glares at Sandy then begins to walk to the front of the classroom) Now that Miss Cheeks has finished using the flamethrower we can get back to our lesson: How to use a flamethrower Stanley: (She leans forward and hits both Squidward and Sadie in the back of the head) Squidward: (He turns around) Now thatÔÇÖs enough Stanley: WhatÔÇÖs enough (She punches Squidward in the face) Squidward: Oh, thatÔÇÖs it now (He punches her in the chest and everyone gasps) Stanley: Ow, that hurt slightly (She stands up) Sadie: (She whispers to Squidward) DonÔÇÖt you know what youÔÇÖve done, Dad? If anyone even touches her she beats them to death Squidward: IÔÇÖm sure she wonÔÇÖt do that... Sadie: Do you not know why she doesnÔÇÖt have a mom or dad (Squidward gets nervous) Mrs T. Una: ThatÔÇÖs it, I quit Stanley: Today, at lunch Squidward: Oh, Well maybe not today...How does next year suit you? Stanley: Lunch or right here right now Squidward: Lunch it is then (Squidward wipes the sweat from his face as Stanley tips up a table in anger) Mrs T. Una: ThatÔÇÖs it, I quit Patrick: (HeÔÇÖs in the cafeteria eating all the food) This is the nicest food IÔÇÖve ever tasted Lunch Lady: Really? Most of the food contains Seahorse intestines and chumÔǪ Patrick: ItÔÇÖs Heaven (He picks up a pie and starts to sing) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe_PT2zNM1s Lunch Lady: (She uncovers her ears) Never do that again Patrick: SorryÔǪ (The bell sounds and Patrick can hear everyone running towards the cafeteria) Oh no, there coming (He looks around at all the food) Help me Mavis Lunch Lady: ItÔÇÖs your mess now fat boy (He tries to clear it up the discarded food but the principal opens the door and stares at Patrick) Principal: I donÔÇÖt know who your are but DETENTION! (He drags him out the cafeteria and throws him in detention) Patrick: I donÔÇÖt belong here (He looks out the bars at a fish who looks at him) DonÔÇÖt look at me like that, I was once like you (He starts to cry) Mr C. Bass: (In the cafeteria Mr Krabs is sitting at the table with all the other teachers) ...And then the little brat asked me if I had marked his work (Everyone laughs besides Mr Krabs who fakes a smile) Pearl: (At the back of the Cafeteria sheÔÇÖs watching Mr Krabs) I need to think of something to get him out of here (Mr Krabs waves at her) ...And fast (She ducks from Mr Krabs) Sandy: (At the table sheÔÇÖs using a blow torch on her project getting bits of metal in everyoneÔÇÖs food) Come on blowy Nat: (The pieces of metal is getting into his food) Do you mind? IÔÇÖm trying to eat here Fred: Hey at least sheÔÇÖs giving the food some flavour (He eats the pieces of metal) Mmm, Nutritious Nat: Why donÔÇÖt you just go outside and do that? We donÔÇÖt want you here let alone when your using that blowtorch Sandy: Fine then (She gets up and walks out the cafeteria walking past the Library where Plankton is sitting and reading the ÔÇ£Guide to taking over the WorldÔÇØ) Plankton: I donÔÇÖt know why they donÔÇÖt call this the good book (He continues to read when some nerds approach him and sit near him) Can I help you? Nerd #1: We couldnÔÇÖt help notice that you have a rather large cranium when compared to your body size Plankton: Um, Ok that seems like sort of a random thing to say Nerd #1: I have a gift of noticing big heads, DonÔÇÖt I Spock? (The other nerd nods his head) Anyways, How would you like to join our secret community? Plankton: Hell n... (He thinks) Wait if I join there stupid community I could use there nerdy minds to steal the formula and take over the Krusty Krab (He speaks aloud) Fine IÔÇÖll join your stuÔǪGreat community Nerd #1: We know, We could hear your thoughts Plankton: Excellent (He smiles evilly) Squidward: (In the cafeteria he looks at his dinner tray) WhatÔÇÖs that? (He points at the throbbing piece of food) Lunch Lady: ItÔÇÖs supposedly broccoli, ItÔÇÖs supposedly good for you (He turns around and his food flies into StanleyÔÇÖs face) Stanley: Looks like someone's ready to fight (Squidward slowly backs away as music starts and she gets into a kung fu stance) Squidward: Oh come on, this is hardly fair sheÔÇÖs got her own soundtrack and all (She then starts to warm up and start to sing) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vplb5zZUmro Squidward: (She kicks Squidward across the room then approaches him again with a grin on her face) This isnÔÇÖt going to end well (He tries to run away but she grabs him and punches him many times) Spongebob: (HeÔÇÖs crawling through the vents above the school) Now I just have to find the principals office (He keeps turning around when her hears noises) Who is that following me? (Gary is slowly crawling behind him) Hello? Anyone there? (It gets louder so he speeds up though the vent as he starts to sing) ÔǪ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5n94BYy9QE Spongebob: (He starts to cough) Wow that wore me out (He looks down to see that heÔÇÖs directly above the principals office) There it is (The vent starts to shake and Gary falls out the vent and into a science lab where everyone stares at him while Spongebob manages to hold on to the collapsing vent as he watches the principal stand up) Principal: Well I think I deserve some lunch (He walks out his office as Spongebob lowers himself down to the filing cabinet but the principal returns) Well I canÔÇÖt buy food without money (He stares at Spongebob holding his attendance record and dangling right in front of him) Spongebob: Uh oh Patrick: (In detention he looks at everyone staying completely still then he looks at the warden whoÔÇÖs fast asleep) Who feels like a song showing how IÔÇÖm feeling at the moment (They all stare at him blankly as he starts to sing) Here we goÔǪ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix5sv2KgGKU Warden: (He wakes up in a start and rubs his ear) Oh great IÔÇÖm hearing music in my head, My hearing aid must be acting up again (He runs out the detention hall as they all get up and gather in a circle) Patrick: (Confused) WhatÔÇÖs going on? Nancy: Were breaking out of here Patrick: But how? Jim: WeÔÇÖve got everything we need besides a small sharp object and something stretchy (Patrick is cleaning some food of his teeth with a toothpick) Patrick: Sorry, That cafeteria food really sticks to your teeth Sandy: (Outside she takes her welding mask off and looks at her science fair entry) Looks pretty good if I do say so myself, and I do of course (She hears the bell ring and she looks at her watch) Oh no, IÔÇÖve only got a minute to get to the gym (She gets up and runs towards the gym with her science fair project) Hurry up Sandy (She bursts into the gym and slams her project on the table) Just so everyone know itÔÇÖs exactly one oÔÇÖ clock and no later (She smiles as everyone stares at her strangely) What? (The judge start judging the other peopleÔÇÖs projects and she relaxes) Plankton: (He walks out the basement followed by the nerds) This plan is brilliant there no way it can fail (He laughs) IÔÇÖll have the formula in no time Nerd #1: WE will have the formula in no time Plankton: (Under his breath) YeahÔǪRight Nerd #2: Well we do need some of the equipment first but none the less it wonÔÇÖt be to hard to find Plankton: Well where will we find what we need? Nerd #1: Well some of the stuff can be found from peopleÔÇÖs experiments in the science fair Plankton: Well then what are we waiting for? (They all run off to the gym) Stanley: (She punches Squidward when he tries to stand up she hits him down again) Squidward: Please stop (His nose starts to bleed) Stanley: This is a fight to death remember? Squidward: Oh yes (He starts to cry as Mr Krabs walks into the fight stopping Stanley hit Squidward) Mr Krabs: ThatÔÇÖs enough you two Pearl: Just stop it dad, your not a teacher and you never were Mr Krabs: But baby Pearl: IÔÇÖm not your baby (She storms out the cafeteria and as Stanley watches Pearl leave, Sadie punches her in the face and she falls to the floor) Squidward: Wow (He stands up and watches Stanley on the floor) Your a bigger man than I ever was (They both hug each other as everyone cheers) Patrick: (In detention they assemble the contraption) So...What now? Gil: We need to find something stretchy, Anyone got anything? (Spongebob is thrown into detention) Spongebob: Uh...Hey (They all look at each other) Mr Krabs: (He walks through the hallway looking for Pearl) Pearl? Where are you honey? (He continues to walk sadly around the school as he starts to sing) ÔǪ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeaTH6d6_30 Mr Krabs: (He sees Pearl sitting on the step outside) Pearl? (He runs up to her and sits down beside her) IÔÇÖm sorry I embarrassed you in front of your friends, I guess IÔÇÖm just an embarrassing dad Pearl: (She looks up) No, I should be the one apologising, Your a great dad but IÔÇÖd get embarrassed by you even if you were the coolest dad ever Mr Krabs: I thought I was (They both laugh) But I shouldnÔÇÖt treat you like a child anymore, IÔÇÖm just afraid IÔÇÖll lose you when you leave to start a new life Pearl: Awh dad (She hugs him as Mr Krabs stands up and walks inside the school and here the principal in the cafeteria) Principal: What happened here? (He looks at the mess caused by the students) Who did this? Mr Krabs: (He looks at Pearl whoÔÇÖs getting laughed at by her friends) I-It was me, I trashed the cafeteria for some reason Principal: (HeÔÇÖs shocked) I canÔÇÖt believe it, Even though your a great teacher IÔÇÖm going to have to lay you off... Mr Krabs: Ok... (He walks off through the corridor with Pearl) Principal: Well that was easy (He smiles and walks off) Lunch Lady: Fine then, donÔÇÖt help me (She mutters under her breath as she cleans the cafeteria) Sandy: (In the gym the judge walks up to SandyÔÇÖs experiment and stares at it) Judge: What may I ask, is that? Sandy: ItÔÇÖs a volcano Judge: I can sort of see that... (She tilts her head back and closes one eye looking at the volcano) Sandy: I only had a few hours, Ok (She pulls some Mentos out of her pocket) Prepare to be amazed Judge: Oh, Here we go (She places them into the volcano as Gary bursts in being chased by a student) Student: Come back here, We only want to dissect you a little bit (Gary creates a slime trail that Plankton slips up and his plan falls into the top of the volcano) Plankton: My plan! (He runs up to the volcano) Judge: IÔÇÖm waitingÔǪ (The volcano expands while the detention students run into the gym creating havoc) Sandy: SomethingÔÇÖs wrong, terribly wrong (It gets even bigger as the detention students tip it over) TAKE COVER! (The volcano blows up shooting a huge hole in the gym and it collapses to the ground) Sandy: SoÔǪ Do I win? (She watches everyone passed out on the floor and the destroyed gym) Second place then? Principal: Now to check on the science fair (He opens the gym to see everything completely destroyed) What happened here? Sandy: I destroyed your school with my science fair project (He gasps) Spongebob: No I did (He gasps) Patrick: No itÔÇÖs my fault (He gasps) Principal: Wow, IÔÇÖm all gasped out, I canÔÇÖt be bothered with this so your all expelled (Everyone cheers) You people are strange (He leaves) Mr Krabs: Who wants to come to the Krusty Krab? (Everyone cheers besides Plankton whoÔÇÖs crying over his destroyed plan) Lunch Lady: (She walks into the gym) IÔÇÖm not clearing that up Mr Krabs: LetÔÇÖs roll (They all walk out the school and over the hill as Sadie and Squidward hold hands so does Pearl and Mr Krabs and Sandy and Spongebob while Patrick walks with Gary over towards the setting sun) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM7P9iQu2NE "Who's that Girl?" - The Eurytimitics "Midnight Cowboy/Everybody's Talkin'" - Harry Nilsson "Eat it" - Weird Al Yankovic "Kung Fu Fighting" - Carl Douglas "Somebody's Watching Me" - Rockwell "Isolation" - John Lennon "Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word" - Elton John "Life on Mars" - David Bowie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabre Posted July 29, 2011 Author Share Posted July 29, 2011 Season 3 episode 8 (48)- "Lost in Cyberspace" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GBxObBOGD8 Mr Krabs: (In his office he finishes writing an email and proceeds to sent it but it wonÔÇÖt sent probably) Come on, work you stupid hunk a junk (He hits the machine and it starts to power down) Oh great, just what I need Spongebob: (He looks at the computer) I think we need a new computer Mr Krabs Mr Krabs: ItÔÇÖs fineÔǪLook (The computer starts to smoke) I told you, look itÔÇÖs fine Spongebob: Is it supposed to smoke like that? Mr Krabs: Of course, thatÔÇÖs one of itÔÇÖs features Spongebob: Is it meant to be catching alit as well? Mr Krabs: What? (He turns around to see the computer on fire) Probably (He puts it out with a fire extinguisher) Spongebob: I think itÔÇÖs broken (Mr Krabs hits it but nothing happens) Mr Krabs: NonsenÔǪAwh your right (He sits down sulking) We donÔÇÖt really need a computer anyway Spongebob: Well it does bring many customers here and it is a great way to interact with people and you can find anything you want out on GoogÔǪ Mr Krabs: ÔǪOk, Spongebob thatÔÇÖs enough we donÔÇÖt want to get sued (He sits up straight) I guess we do need a computer but how am I going to buy one with no money? Spongebob: What about the millions of dollars you own Mr Krabs: I need thatÔǪFor later Spongebob: So how are you going to buy one? Mr Krabs: How about this? If I come across some money anytime today, IÔÇÖll buy a new computer Spongebob: ThatÔÇÖs a good idea, sir (He stands up) I better go, those patties wonÔÇÖt cook themselves (He walks out the office) Mr Krabs: (He looks at the destroyed computer) Now what to do with you (He dumps it in the garbage outside the Krusty Krab) Done and done (The mailman walks up to him and hands him a letter) A letter? For me? Mailman: Do we have to go through this everyday, of course itÔÇÖs for you (He walks off in annoyance as Mr Krabs pulls out a cheque for $1,000) Mr Krabs: Do my eyes deceive me? Money (He reads the letter attached to it) ÔÇ£Congratulations Eugene Krabs, you and your restaurant have won the award for Best Restaurant in Bikini Bottom for the fifty seventh time: Attached is your cheque for $1,000 dollars) Oh look, IÔÇÖve won again (He holds up the cheque to the sun) Well it looks real (He slowly puts it into his pocket) IÔÇÖll add this to the stash of money in my mattress (Spongebob walks out and looks at the cheque) Spongebob: Hey, is that a cheque? Remember our little deal (He smiles at Mr Krabs then walks back inside) Mr Krabs: Damn Spongebob, Always appears when I donÔÇÖt want him to Time card: One low cost trip to the store laterÔǪ Mr Krabs: (In the mall heÔÇÖs talking to a salesman) So I wanna buy a new computer, which one should I choose? Computer salesman: (He points to a computer) Well this one is a new model designed byÔǪ Mr Krabs: Just give me a cheap computer that can send a simple email Computer salesman: Your need a top model to do something as challenging as sending an email (He points to a sleek looking computer with many attachments) Like that one Mr Krabs: Fine whatever Computer salesman: It also comes with a free ÔÇ£Ultra Safe SafeÔÇØ for the latestÔǪ Mr Krabs: I already said IÔÇÖll take it, Jeez just take my money Time Card: One low cost trip home laterÔǪ Mr Krabs: (In his office he plugs the computer into the wall as Spongebob walks into the office) Stupid wire Spongebob: I see youÔÇÖve got a new computer (He walks up to it) Mr Krabs: (He presses a button and the computer turns on) At last Computer: Greetings ÔǪ Spongebob: I think it wants to know your name Mr Krabs: Now why the flying horse-waffle would it want to know that? Computer: Voice detected (The computer loads) Greetings Horse waffle Spongebob: Hey whatÔÇÖs that? (He points to the box behind Mr Krabs) Mr Krabs: Oh that, itÔÇÖs some sort of safe that came with the computer Spongebob: Well maybe you should use it, the other safe is looking pretty unsafe if you know what I mean (He points to the safe and the door falls off of it) Mr Krabs: God everythingÔÇÖs falling apart today (He looks at the box) Well this doesnÔÇÖt look to hard, you only need to attach it to the wall Spongebob: I really think you should hire someone to install it into the wall for you Mr Krabs: Thanks for offering, lad (He walks out of his office) Spongebob: ÔǪBut (He slams the door behind him) Well I better get going, maybe if I do a good job Mr Krabs might pay me Mr Krabs: (From outside) Think again (Spongebob starts to take the parts of the safe out of the box and lay them across the floor) Spongebob: DoesnÔÇÖt look like IÔÇÖll be sleeping tonight (He picks up the instructions) Time Card: Sometime laterÔǪ Spongebob: (He polishes the safe and takes a step back) I think IÔÇÖve done a pretty good job (He slowly walks out of the office to see how dark it is outside) Wow I better get home from work, I donÔÇÖt want to be late for work tomorrow (He runs outside accidentally hitting the trashcan over as he sprints back home the destroyed computer hits the ground and turns on to a blank screen that projects into the night sky creating a tiny rip in the air that gradually gets larger) ItÔÇÖs good to be home (He walks inside his house and crawls into bed) IÔÇÖm going to sleep like a tired person whoÔÇÿs sleepy (He falls asleep then wakes up a few seconds later) Well time for work (He gets out of bed and walks to work past the destroyed computer and walking past Squidward) Spongebob: Morning Squidward Squidward: You couldnÔÇÖt do me a favour, IÔÇÖve got a really bad headache so could you try not to shout todayÔǪOr talk Spongebob: (Whispering) Sure buddy (He walks into the kitchen) ORDER UP! Squidward: (He groans and puts his head on the register) Spongebob: (HeÔÇÖs looks through the serving hatch at an empty space while breathing over Squidward) Squidward: Will you cut that out? (He pushes Spongebob back into the kitchen) Squidward: Thank yÔǪ (He walks out the kitchen and looks at the table strangely) Squidward: Eugh, What are you doing now? Spongebob: ItÔÇÖs almost ten past eleven and Patrick isnÔÇÖt here Squidward: So what, I count that as a good thing Spongebob: But heÔÇÖs here every Wednesday for his weekly Krabby Patty, He has been ever since I started working here Squidward: Well maybe he doesnÔÇÖt like you, Not many do you know Spongebob: Something must be really wrong (He walks out the Krusty Krab) Squidward: Where are you going? Spongebob: I need to check on Patrick, Cover for me I wonÔÇÖt be gone for long (He shuts the door behind him) Squidward: Well if SpongebobÔÇÖs gone whatÔÇÖs the point of me being here (He gets up to leave but Mr Krabs pokes his head out of the office) Mr Krabs: ÔǪAnd where do you think your going? (Squidward sits down and mumbles under his breath) I donÔÇÖt pay you to mumble Mr Squidward (He walks to the computer and sits down refreshing his email to see if anyone has sent him anything) Nothing, once again (He refreshes the page again) Maybe IÔÇÖll check my spam folder (He checks the spam folder and thereÔÇÖs nothing in there) Well goodÔǪIÔÇÖm glad I have no emails (He sits back) I can relax (He hits his head on the ÔÇ£Ultra Safe safeÔÇØ) Oh I didnÔÇÖt notice what Spongebob spent all his hard work on last night (He gets up and looks at the safe) Hmm, looks pretty shoddy to me (He sits back down) Well maybe someone has sent me an email while I was standing up for six seconds Spongebob: (He walks back towards the Krusty Krab) I guess he might be at a store or something (He walks into the Krusty Krab as he hears a faint noise from somewhere) What was that? (He listens again and it gets louder) WhereÔÇÖs it coming from? (He bends down and can hear the noise coming from the computer in the garbage) It must be malfunctioning again (He presses a button and Patrick appears on the screen) Patrick?! What happened? Patrick: Spongebob, help me IÔÇÖm stuck in this computer again Spongebob: Not again, I need help, help from a scientist who I havenÔÇÖt seen in a while (HeÔÇÖs in the Treedome holding the computer) Sandy: ÔǪSo howÔÇÖs life? It seems like I havenÔÇÖt seen you in ages Spongebob: Tell me about itÔǪ Patrick: If you donÔÇÖt mind, IÔÇÖm stuck in here remember? Sandy: Oh yeah, sorry Patrick (She takes the computer from Spongebob and puts it onto a table and carefully takes off the top of the computer) Just as I thoughtÔǪ Spongebob: Just as you thought what? Sandy: PatrickÔÇÖs started to reverse to his ghost form again, We need to hurry and find a way to rescue him before itÔÇÖs too late Spongebob: Ghost form, reverting, hurry? Sandy: How about you stop repeating everything I say and find a way to save Patrick Spongebob: Good idea, But how will we get in there? Do you have some sort of invention Sandy: I doÔǪIf you gave me a two year warning, but weÔÇÖll just have to find the black hole Patrick told me he got sucked into Spongebob: SoÔǪAny ideaÔÇÖs where it might be? Sandy: No, WeÔÇÖll just have to look everywhere as itÔÇÖs receding and we need to find it before it makes it impossible to save Patrick (They both run out the Treedome) You go one way and IÔÇÖll go another (They both run opposite ways) Plankton: (In the Chum Bucket he hits a stop watch with a hammer and it powers up) Finally, All this hard work spent fixing this time stopping watch has finally paid off (He holds it up) And who would know that without Karen I could get it finished three times as fast (He laughs to himself) Ooh, I miss her so much (He walks out the Chum Bucket and looks at the Krusty Krab) Now the formula will be mine, Like I say almost everyday but this time I canÔÇÖt fail (He presses the stop watch and everything in the ocean freezes besides Plankton) Take that, time (He walks into the Krusty Krab and into Mr KrabsÔÇÖ office where Mr Krabs is frozen at the computer) Right now for the formula (He walks up to the Ultra Safe safe) Well this is new (He types the code on the safe and it doesnÔÇÖt open) Strange (He pulls harder but it wonÔÇÖt open) Come on (He pulls as hard as he can but falls off the safe hitting the ground and smashing the watch on the floor) My watch! All that wasted time (Everyone unfreezes and Mr Krabs continues to look at his email and begins to type) Mr Krabs: ÔǪTo reply to your email, I am not interested in what you are offering but anytime you want to have a chat just sent me an email (He sends it then sits back on his chair) Maybe I should spend some time away from the computer (He moves away then turns back) Times upÔǪ (He notices Plankton on the ground looking at him) How did you get in here? Plankton: None of your business (He points to the safe) And whatÔÇÖs up with your new safe, ItÔÇÖs impossible to get into Mr Krabs: Why do you think I bought this computer, so it gives you even less chance to get the formula (He hits the safe with his claw) ItÔÇÖs completely Plankton resistant (He laughs as he reaches for the safe) See, it only opens to me (He pulls the handle but it wonÔÇÖt open) Just bare with me a second (He pulls harder) Oh no, DonÔÇÖt say IÔǪ Plankton: Say you what? Mr Krabs: I think I locked the keys inside the safe when I was putting all me money in there Plankton: All my money, not me money: Jeez some peopleÔÇÖs grammar Mr Krabs: This isnÔÇÖt the time, the fate of The Krusty Krab rests on me and this safe Plankton: Fate you say (He laughs) Mr Krabs: I didnÔÇÖt think IÔÇÖd ever say this butÔǪPlankton bring some dynamite to the Krusty Krab Plankton: ItÔÇÖll me my pleasure Krabs (He runs out the office) Patrick: (Inside the computer heÔÇÖs floating around in complete whiteness and as he look around at nothing the music slowly startsÔǪ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjVRFx3QMgc Deep voice: (A deep voice bellows) Hey who the hellÔÇÖs playing Elton John songs? Oh itÔÇÖs youÔǪYour finally back Patrick Star Patrick: Oh no, Not this guy Deep voice: So glad you could join meÔǪForever, as a ghost (He laughs as Patrick starts to transform into a ghost) Patrick: No please, Not again (He screams) Deep voice: Yes again (He laughs as Patrick floats around trying to get out of the room as he continues to transform) Patrick: HELP! Please Spongebob: (He lifts some algae as he clutches his head) PatrickÔÇÖs in danger, I need to hurry (He picks up a rock) Nope, itÔÇÖs not here (He picks up another rock) ItÔÇÖs not here either Sandy: (She looks behind SquidwardÔÇÖs house then notices PatrickÔÇÖs house is open slightly) Huh? (He walks into PatrickÔÇÖs house to see Patrick sitting on a chair) P-Patrick? What are you doing here I thought you were stuck in the computer Patrick: Nope Sandy: (She runs outside and calls for Spongebob) Spongebob, hurry IÔÇÖve found Patrick he was at his house all along Spongebob: (He runs up to Patrick) Thank goodness your alright buddy (Patrick says nothing) Patrick? (He touches PatrickÇÖs hand but itÔÇÖs just a hologram) WhatÔÇÖs going on, ThatÔÇÖs not Patrick Sandy: What do you mean? Spongebob: (He notices a wire behind the chair connecting to the electricity) Look heÔÇÖs plugged in (He unplugs the wire as the hologram fades the black hole reappears behind it) Sandy: Look, there it is (She grabs Spongebob) We need to jump inside, itÔÇÖs are only hope (They take a deep breath and jump into the black hole as it closes and bursts into little pieces) Spongebob: (He spins through the air until colliding with the ground) Sandy: Spongebob get up (Spongebob stands up with Sandy as they look around the internet with thousands of floating advertisements and portals to different websites everywhere) Sweet Holy NeptuneÔÇÖs son (They both continue to look around in amazement) Mr Krabs: (In the Krusty Krab he finishes layering the walls with bomb resistant foam) You ready? (Plankton nods as he presses a button and thereÔÇÖs an explosion but nothing has happened to the safe) Plankton: We need some dynamite so explosive, Albert Nobel himself would be proud I owned Mr Krabs: Who? Plankton: The creator of dynamite, Only the people with the best knowledge would know who he is Mr Krabs: Just get the damn explosive Sandy: (They both walk around the web) This place is pretty creepy Spongebob: I know, just look at all those websites, YoutÔǪ (Sandy clears her throat) I mean, MePipe, Goggle and FacePad (They continue to walk through the web when Spongebob spots a website called TVT.Com) TVT.Com, that sounds like a great place to visit after weÔÇÖve saved Patrick (A skeleton falls out of TVT.Com) Sandy: Maybe not, that place is dead (She looks around again) WeÔÇÖve been wondering around for hours, Do you have any clue where he could be? Spongebob: Wait, remember when Patrick was a ghost in the Krusty Krab computer? Sandy: Ah memories (She smiles) Spongebob: Well he was in that huge white room, remember? Sandy: Oh yeah, I remember now Spongebob: So we just need to find that room (They continue to walk on until they reach a small room) It must be around here somewhere Sandy: Or not (They both look at the huge room connected to the small one that seems to go on forever) Spongebob: That may take some time Mr Krabs: (TheyÔÇÖre both outside and Mr Krabs is holding a button) Ready again? Plankton: Ready (He presses a button and thereÔÇÖs an explosion in the Krusty Krab and as they run inside to see the safe still intact) OH COME ON (He kicks the safe in anger) Mr Krabs: This is so stupid (He looks at Plankton) Well as much as I hate saying this, youÔÇÖve actually been quite a good help tonight Plankton but we should wait until tomorrow we donÔÇÖt want any more damage to the bomb proof foam, I need to return it for a refund (He starts to peels the foam off the wall) Plankton: Fine whatever (They both walk out the Krusty Krab and Mr Krabs locks the door) Mr Krabs: DonÔÇÖt go getting any ideas will you Plankton: Please, Krabs what do you take me for? (He walks off home as Plankton pulls some dynamite out of his pocket) He couldnÔÇÖt of seriously thought IÔÇÖd use my most explosive dynamite with him around (He laughs as he walks around the back of the Krusty Krab he pushes open the back door) Plankton you thought of everything (He walks to Mr KrabsÔÇÖ office and starts to wrap the dynamite around the safe) Ooh IÔÇÖm so clever Spongebob: (They both continues to walk around the internet) I swear it was around here somewhere (Spongebob glances at a huge white area where a door is slowly closing downwards) Hurry (They both run to the door and Spongebob manages to get inside) That was close, right Sandy? (He turns to see Sandy imprinted on the back of the door) Sandy? Sandy: IÔÇÖm Ok, you just go on and find Patrick, WhatÔÇÖs it like in there? Spongebob: ItÔÇÖs all white I supposeÔǪI mean right Sandy: Well can you see Patrick? Spongebob: NÔǪWait I think thatÔÇÖs him (He watches Patrick hovering at the top of the room) Patrick? Is that you? (He looks at a half ghost version of Patrick still transforming) WhatÔÇÖs going on up there? Patrick: Spongebob? (He looks at Spongebob) YouÔÇÖve got to help me IÔÇÖm turning into a ghost again Spongebob: Not again (He sighs) Hold on buddy (He jumps up to reach him but he canÔÇÖt) How am I gonna get up there with nothing to help me (He has an idea) Maybe something in here can help me (He looks around at the vast emptiness) Well that figures Patrick: Hurry Spongebob, I donÔÇÖt have much longer (He looks at his arms as the disappear and at his now transparent body) I canÔÇÖt be ghost again, IÔÇÖm only just mastered that I canÔÇÖt walk through walls Spongebob: ÔǪWait thatÔÇÖs it (He stand next to the door and starts to speak to Sandy) Sandy I need to ask you for a huge favour Sandy: What is it? Patrick: Hurry please (Sandy punches the door hitting Spongebob who flies through the air) Spongebob: (As heÔÇÖs flying through the air) Thanks Sandy Sandy: No problem (She rubs her fist that starts to bleed) I think IÔÇÖm going to need some ice, and a bandage and some medical attention Spongebob: (He reaches Patrick and trying to grab him he just passes straight through) NO! (He continues to fly through until he grabs onto a passing rope) Oh no, I canÔÇÖt hold on much longer (The rope pulls a compartment where a huge machine falls to the ground) What was that? Patrick: ThatÔÇÖs the machine thatÔÇÖs turning me into a ghost, You need to turn it off Spongebob: But how? Patrick: I donÔÇÖt know, Just please hurry (Spongebob falls to the ground and runs to the machine pulling off itÔÇÖs cover and inside there is many coloured wires) Spongebob: ThereÔÇÖs so many wires, which to choose (He starts to sweat) Come on Spongebob (He looks around to see Sandy bursting the door down) Sandy quick help, what wire should Ie cut? Sandy: (She runs up to the machine feeling each wire slowly) According to the distinction of variants inÔǪ. Spongebob: Just tell we which one to cut Sandy: The metal one Spongebob: How am I going to cut that Patrick: Quickly would be the best option Spongebob: DonÔÇÖt worry buddy, This wonÔÇÖt take long (He karate chops the metal wire and it slowly starts to snap he keeps doing it when he hands start to bleed) Please just break (He starts to cry) PleaseÔǪ Sandy: Stop Spongebob, itÔÇÖs uselessÔǪWith weak hands such as yours (She hitÔÇÖs the metal wire and it breaks making the white room flash as the deep voice starts to laugh) Spongebob: WhatÔÇÖs so funny? We defeated you Deep voice: You didnÔÇÖt seriously think I would have put all of my power in that one machine (He laughs) Stupid, stupid creatures Spongebob: What are you talking about? Deep voice: The only way youÔÇÖll save your ÔÇÿbuddyÔÇÖ now is to destroy this whole room, thatÔÇÖs endless and unbreakable and besides itÔÇÖs too late, your friends already with me now Spongebob: It canÔÇÖt be true (The white room starts to spark and blow up) WhatÔÇÖs going on? Sandy: There must be something outside causing some sort of explosion Deep voice: OW! (Pieces of the room start to fall off to reveal thousands of wires and panels everywhere) Plankton: (HeÔÇÖs watching the Krusty Krab explode in thousands of different pieces from far away) ThereÔÇÖs no way the safe could survive that (In the Krusty Krab the computer is being thrown around the office with parts falling off everywhere) Sandy: Hey look (She points at a huge hole in the top of the white room) We need to get out of there itÔÇÖs an exit from the computer Patrick: (They watch Patrick slowly turn back to normal and as they wait for an explosion they both jump into the air grabbing Patrick and flying through the hole) Deep voice: I'll get you one day Patrick Star, You're meant to be a ghost and a ghost you shall be Patrick: (He returns back to normal) Awh shut up, can you believe that guy? Plankton: (The explosions stop and he slowly walks through the destroyed Krusty Krab walking into the office) Now for the moment of truth (He walks inside to the see the safe is open) YES! (He runs to the safe looking around inside he canÔÇÖt find the formula) What? Where is it? Spongebob: Looking for this? (The three are revealed from behind the door holding the formula) Plankton: Where did you come from? Patrick: IÔÇÖll answer that (He walks up to Plankton) Plankton, your at the age now where you start to learn about S-E-XÔǪ Plankton: I mean how did you get in here and survive the explosions? Sandy: We burst out the computer just as the explosions finished (She points to the destroyed computer on the floor) Mr Krabs: (He walks into the office) So Plankton, I just arrived home then realised I kept a spare key atop the safe for whenÔǪ(He looks around at the destruction) Wait what happened here? Plankton: I donÔÇÖt know what angers me more, the fact that you didnÔÇÖt notice the destruction until you were finished talking or the fact that you had a spare key all along Mr Krabs: Well at least the recipeÔÇÖs safe (He puts the formula back in the safe locking it with a key on top of it) Plankton: I think I know what aggravates me more (He starts to chase Mr Krabs out the Krusty Krab) Come here you Mr Krabs: Wait why are you chasing me? You destroyed my restaurant (He starts to chase Plankton then Plankton starts to chase Mr Krabs) Patrick: Thanks guys for saving me, I didnÔÇÖt think I would make it this time Sandy: Well it was pretty obvious you wouldÔǪ Spongebob: DonÔÇÖt mention it buddy (Patrick hugs them both as the deep voice booms) Deep voice: Not so fast, I have infiltrated theÔǪ (Sandy turns the computer off and his voice fades away) Spongebob: (He looks around the Krusty Krab) We should really tidy this place up Patrick: MehÔǪ IÔÇÖm pretty tired, IÔÇÖve had enough of computers todayÔǪHey wanna come round my house and play computer games Sandy: Hell to the yeah (They all walk with Patrick towards his house) Spongebob: IÔÇÖm so gonna beat you all Sandy: Not if I have anything to do with it Patrick: Me neitherÔǪ (Their voices fade off as the episode ends) Elton John - "Funeral for a Friend" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabre Posted August 6, 2011 Author Share Posted August 6, 2011 Season 3 episode 9 (49)- "Below and Beyond" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GBxObBOGD8 Mayor: (In the city hall everyone is listening to the mayor reading from a list) ...Then Old man Jenkins and finally that weird bearded guy who never speaks, Where are they all disappearing to? (A rather empty hall start to mumble with one another) Larry: (He stands up and everyone looks at him) Well maybe everyoneÔÇÖs just gone on vacation Sandy: At the same time? Squidward: Yeah, Why not? If Mr Krabs ever paid me, I would have been gone weeks ago Fred: (He nods his head) Same here Spongebob: Speaking of Mr Krabs, whereÔÇÖs FredÔÇÖs boss? FredÔÇÖs Boss: IÔÇÖm over here (He stands up) Spongebob: Well then whereÔÇÖs Mr Krabs? (Everyone begins to look around the hall not finding him) Sandy: He was here earlier, he was sat next to me before he left to go to the bathroom Mayor: Well I guess we can put him down on the list (He picks up a pen) Spongebob: Wait, Mr Krabs might not have disappeared, heÔÇÖs probably still in the bathroom you know how old people areÔǪ (Everyone nods their heads muttering stuff like ÔÇÿTell me about itÔÇÖ and ÔÇÿOf courseÔÇÿ) Patrick: You got that right, My grandma practically literally lived in the bathroom Squidward: ItÔÇÖs no good pretending this isnÔÇÖt happening Spongebob, people are disappearing and thereÔÇÖs nothing you can do about it, now if you donÔÇÖt mind (He stands up and starts to leave the hall) Spongebob: Do you want me to come with you? we should all stay together at this time of night Squidward: IÔÇÖd rather die than walk home with you constantly talking (He leaves) Mayor: Should we just mark him off the list already? (Everyone nods besides Spongebob) Spongebob: This is getting stupid, ThereÔÇÖs no guarantee SquidwardÔÇÖs gone missing or deadÔǪ Patrick: ÔǪWell heÔÇÖs dead (He returns from outside with SquidwardÔÇÖs name tag) Spongebob: But how? (Everyone starts to mumble as they run outside looking around for Squidward) Sandy: HeÔÇÖs probably not dead, he probably just sprinted homeÔǪ. At one hundred miles an hourÔǪIn water Spongebob: This is getting beyond a joke Patrick: (Confused) This was a joke? Spongebob: (He stands up heroically as everyone watches him) I, Spongebob Squarepants, solemnly vow to find out why everyone in town is disappearingÔǪ Patrick: (He whispers to Nat) I ate cereal with that guy this morning (He smiles) Spongebob: Come Patrick, we need to discover whatÔÇÖs going on (They both walk off) Mayor: SoÔǪ Anyone wanna be the real detective? Spongebob: (They both walk into SpongebobÔÇÖs house holding the sheet of paper with the list of names on) So far three hundred and sixty seven people have disappeared, leavingÔǪ(He thinks) ÔǪTwenty something people still in Bikini BottomÔǪ Patrick: How did you work that out? Spongebob: ItÔÇÖs all up here my good friend (He points to his head then pulls a calculator out of it) Patrick: (He looks at the paper) Why does everyone only disappear when out in the street? Spongebob: Ah, Elementary my dear Watson Patrick: Who? Spongebob: (He taps Patrick on the shoulder) DonÔÇÖt worry Patrick Patrick: Who? Spongebob: (He stares at him blankly) ÔǪAnyway, I think that might be a huge clue that could lead us to discover where everyone is disappearing to (He stands up) So if we just retrace the steps of someone, say Squidward, we should finds some clues (Spongebob walks outside towards the town followed by Patrick) Patrick: (They both slowly walk through the streets) IÔÇÖm scared Spongebob (He starts to sweat) I think we should go back Spongebob: DonÔÇÖt worry Patrick, we wonÔÇÖt both disappearÔǪ(He turns around but Patrick isnÔÇÖt there) Patrick?! Ha, funny (He starts to shake) You can come out now (He hears a scream so runs out of the city back towards his house) I must be the only one left (His phone rings) Hello? Sandy is that you? Thank goodness your alright, PatrickÔÇÖs gone I think were the only oneÔÇÖs leÔǪ Sandy: (On the phone) HelÔǪ(The phone disconnects) Spongebob: Sandy, please speak to me (He throws the phone down and runs outside and from a distance he notices the phone lying on the ground in the treedome and no Sandy in sight) I canÔÇÖt take this anymore (He runs into town and stands on the part of the sidewalk where Squidward disappeared) Just take me too (He stands around) Hello? (He looks around as the ground slowly starts to pull Spongebob down) WhatÔÇÖs happening?! (He tries to break free) On second thoughts, I want to live (He pulls harder but soon he is completely sucked into the ground and finds himself falling at a great speed towards some jagged rocks deep on the sea floor) AH! (He almost hits the rocks but is caught by an electric eel that puts him in a cage with all the other citizens) Thank goodness your all alright (He looks at the eel) WhoÔÇÖs that? Sandy: We donÔÇÿt know (Thousands of strange creatures start to reveal themselves and gather around the cage as the music starts to playÔǪ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otN_pPloLYU Spongebob: (He screams) W-Who are you horrible creatures? Piranha: We prefer the term, Less handsome individualsÔǪ Nat: ThatÔÇÖs what we call this guy (He points at Squidward) You guys are disgusting Tuna: So you keep sayingÔǪ Mr Krabs: What do you want from us, if itÔÇÖs money forget itÔǪ Fred: Just shut up, itÔÇÖs bad enough having to stand next to you and now your talking (They push each other and everyone starts to fight as the cage begins to shake) Blob: SILENCE! (Everyone stops fighting and looks at the blob-like creature on top of a rock) We want one thing and one thing onlyÔǪ.Everything Mayor: What are you talking about? Tuna: We just want the right to live on the surface with the normal creatures like you Patrick: Well, I am pretty normal (He blushes) Sandy: So after you pulled us all down here, scaring us half to death, you want to live on the surface with us? Blob: What do you say? Spongebob: (He starts to laugh) DonÔÇÖt you think itÔÇÖs ironic how were having a sort of adventure in an underground city? Squidward: (Confused) NoÔǪ how? Spongebob: I donÔÇÖt knowÔǪCarry on Mayor: We need to settle thisÔǪWith a battle to the deathÔǪ.or a vote, whichever one suits you, but first you need to let us out of this cage, IÔÇÖve got this condition where if I stay in a confined space I start to eat peopleÔÇÖs faces (Everyone takes one step away from him) Time card: One week laterÔǪ Mayor: (In Bikini Bottom heÔÇÿs talking to his assistant) I still think we should have had a battle to the deathÔǪ (He walks up onto the stage and speaks into the microphone as all the citizens watch him and the deep sea creatures watch out of the sewers) Greetings one and all, The citizens of Bikini Bottom have voted in thousands on the topic of the horribly disgusting, morbidly bleak... Tuna: (From the sewer) Ok, we get itÔǪWe stink you donÔÇÖt think we already know that? Mayor: Ok, IÔÇÖm getting somewhere with this, TheyÔÇÖve voted in thousands if the deep sea creatures should be given the opportunity to live on the surface with us if they desire, or if they should be sealed into their dank, vomit-soaked hell-hole underground (He peels open an envelope and takes the letter out as everyone waits in anticipation) The deep sea creatures will be... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mayor: ÔǪAnd as I was saying, The deep sea creatures will be able to live on the surface with us, and in return we will be able to visit them underground (Whispering) Not that we would ever want to (The deep sea creatures burst out the sewer and cheer) Our highly trained and paid builder will now start building a tunnel between us, the sewer and their city (Everyone cheers) And thanks to you, we will be raising taxes to pay for the tunnel (Everyone sighs) Spongebob: Well itÔÇÖs a small price to pay for meeting all these nice people (He holds his hand out to a strange creature and Spongebob shakes itÔÇÖs hand) Strange creature: What are you doing? Spongebob: IÔÇÖm shaking your hand Strange creature: Oh, but thatÔÇÖs not my hand Spongebob: Oh,ÔǪ itÔÇÖs your foot Strange creature: Nope Spongebob: (He screws his face up and rubs his hand on his clothes) IÔÇÖm gonna need some disinfectant The Doors - "People are Strange" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabre Posted August 12, 2011 Author Share Posted August 12, 2011 [align=center]50th Episode![/align] Season 3 episode 10 (50)- "The Ship of Lost Souls" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GBxObBOGD8 Spongebob: (HeÔÇÖs sitting in Jellyfish fields with Patrick when he blows a bubble that is shaped like Patrick) Hey Patrick, look I blew one that looks likeÔǪ Patrick: (He looks at it strangely) ÔǪA big, fat ugly hippo (He laughs) I see it Spongebob: UhÔǪYeah a hippoÔǪ (They both blow one that combines to create a bigger bubble that pops) Patrick: That was awesome (His watch beeps) Whoa a watch! ItÔÇÖs making a noise which means I probably have to be somewhere (He stands up) Well I better go Spongebob: Are you sure? Why donÔÇÖt you just stay for ten more minutes? Patrick: Sorry buddy but I canÔÇÖt be late for whatever my watch is beeping for (He starts to leave the fields as Spongebob blows another bubble sitting on his own) Spongebob: ItÔÇÖs just not the same without Patrick (He stands up but accidentally hitting the bubble soap over and it spills down the hill) I had to work three months to pay for that soap (He chases after it but slides along the spilled soap, losing control and falling to the ground) Ow! (He looks up to see the bottle falling down the open sewer) NO! (He runs towards the sewer) That must be the place thereÔÇÖre going to build that tunnel for those ugly deep sea creatures (He look down the sewer then shouts down it) Hello? Anyone down there? (His voice just echoes when he notices the bubble soap caught on a ledge) There it is! IÔÇÖm coming downÔǪ (He carefully starts to climb down the sewer holding onto the ledge reaching for the bottle) Almost there (He stops when he hears a flush) Oh no, thatÔÇÖs not a good sound (He hears the water flooding through the pipe as he grabs the soap and starts to climb out the sewer) That was close (He reaches the top when the soap spills in his eyes and he looses his balance and falls down the sewer) AH! (The sewer water spills around him and he glides down to the ground) EW EW EW EW EW (He tries to rub some of the sewer water off as he slowly looks up at a huge wreckage of a ship right in front of him) Is that theÔǪ The Titaniumtanic? (He walks towards it rubbing some of the rust off of it revealing the words ÔÇ£TitaÔǪÔÇØ (He continues to rub off the rust from the ship when a skeleton bursts out the metal and Spongebob jumps back in a start) AH! (He clambers up the ladder as fast as he can, reaching the top of the sewer he runs out of Jellyfish fields, into his house and he jumps into bed shaking under the covers) What am I doing? I shouldnÔÇÖt be here, I need to face my fearsÔǪOr get Sandy to do it for me Time Card: A few minutes laterÔǪ Sandy: (In the Treedome sheÔÇÖs talking to Spongebob) Amazing, thatÔÇÖs so fascinatingÔǪ Spongebob: Yeah, I really like your invention too, but what about the ship I just told you about? Sandy: (She turns away from her invention and looks at Spongebob) Oh yeah, thatÔÇÖs interesting too Spongebob: So what are we going to do? Sandy: Wait, what ship did you say it was again? Spongebob: The Titanic Sandy: You mean the Titaniumtanic? Spongebob: Yeah, that Sandy: ItÔÇÖs been lost at deep sea for centuries never found by any scientific mind or intelligent individual, how did you find it? Spongebob: I guess I was lucky Sandy: You sure were, letÔÇÖs go (They both walk towards the door) I better take myÔǪ Science equipment (Spongebob gasps) Mr Krabs: (HeÔÇÖs in the Krusty Krab looking at all the customers) IsnÔÇÖt it great Squidward? Squidward: (Flatly) No Mr Krabs: Look at all those happy faces doesnÔÇÖt it just feel you with glee? Squidward: (Flatly) No Mr Krabs: Can you believe itÔÇÖs been fifty years since the Krusty KrabÔǪ Squidward: ÔǪStarted making a whole generation of citizens overweight? Mr Krabs: NoÔǪ Well yes, but thatÔÇÖs not my point, itÔÇÖs been fifty years since the Krusty Krab became a legal place to eat (He looks into the air) I remember it like it happened yesterday, but in fact it was fifty years agoÔǪ (Flashback) Mayor: I now pronounce this newly founded restaurant, a legal place to it (He cuts the ribbon) (End of flashback) Squidward: Was I suppose to see something then? Mr Krabs: Well I was hoping you would imagine it for yourself Squidward: Yeah right Mr Krabs: Whatever (He stands on top of a table) Hello customers, as itÔÇÖs the 50th anniversary of the Krusty Krab being so on and so forth, everything will now be doubled in price for your enjoyment (He gets off the table) That is all (He walks up to Squidward) IÔÇÖve still got it (Squidward rolls his eyes as Mr Krabs walks into his office) Sandy: (Underground they both walk up to the ship and Sandy feels itÔÇÿs old paint) ItÔÇÖs so old and fragile Spongebob: (HeÔÇÖs leaning on the ship) Tell me about it (He rubs his hands across it peeling some paint off) Sandy: This could supply a scientific breakthrough, thanks for bringing me here Spongebob Spongebob: Just doing my jobÔǪNot flipping burgers, but you know what I mean Sandy: IÔÇÖll just take a few scrapings for an analyses (She pulls out her science equipment taking a few scrapings off of the ship) Spongebob: To the sciencey placeÔǪ Time Card: The TreedomeÔǪ Sandy: (She powers up a machine) There we go Spongebob: So what does that do? Sandy: When I place a certain material or objects into the machine it states what it is and where it was found, proving if that ship really was the Titaniumtanic (Spongebob looks confused) IÔÇÖll show you (She picks up a ray gun) See this ray gun I invented? (She places it into the machine) WatchÔǪ Machine: (The screen shows an image of the gun then starts to speak) The Death Ray 3000 found in the Bikini Bottom Science MusÔǪ (Sandy stands in front of the machine) Uh, that must be a technical difficulty (She picks up the rusty paint and places it into the machine) Lets hope this works Machine: (The screen shows an image of the Titaniumtanic then starts to speak) Paint scrapings from the Titaniumtanic, Lost at sea on the 15th of April 1912 Sandy: I canÔÇÖt believe it, it really was the Titaniumtanic, and you found it we need to go and alert the science community, Oh thank you Spongebob (She hugs Spongebob) Spongebob: Well (He blushes as the machine sends a huge beam of light into the air that gradually gets larger) Sandy may I ask whatÔÇÖs happening? Sandy: You may, and my answer is RUN! (They run towards the door but they begin to get sucked into it) I think the scrapings have opened a portal to the Titaniumtanic Spongebob: ThatÔÇÖs highly unlikely Sandy: Yet itÔÇÖs happening Spongebob: What should we do? Sandy: Pull with all your might (Spongebob slips off but Sandy grabs him) Spongebob: Thanks Sandy Sandy: Pull yourself up (Sandy looses her grip and they are both sucked into the portal as it slowly closes) Spongebob: (He wakes up rubbing his head and looking up heÔÇÖs sees Sandy looking out at sea) W-Where are we? Sandy: I was right, weÔÇÖve been sent back in time Spongebob: So were on the Titaniumtanic? B-But how? What are we going to do? How are we going to get back? Why am I so quizitive? (He stands up next to Sandy and looks out at sea) Sandy: (She has a thought) Wait that meansÔǪ (She runs up to a fish holding a glass and she taps him on the shoulder) Excuse me sir, but what day is this? Fish: Today? Why itÔÇÖs Christmas day (He chuckles to himself) Sandy: Very funny, but seriously Fish: ItÔÇÖs the 15th of April Sandy: 1912? Fish: Of course (He walks away from her as Sandy looks at her watch) Spongebob: Are you alright Sandy? (He walks up to her) Sandy: We have two hours and forty three minutes to live Spongebob: (Shocked) What?! Sandy: Forty two now Mr Krabs: (In the Krusty Krab Mr Krabs is in his office opening bills) Why doesnÔÇÖt anyone ever sent me any cheques? (He opens a letter and reads it out loud) Dear Eugene Krabs, you health insurance has expired after fifty years, you now must renew your insurance by filling out the form on the overleaf (He quickly jots down the details then stands up) I better get this to the insurance company, I canÔÇÖt have people dying in me restaurant again and me having to pay because of it (He walks out of his office and looks around) Everyone just stay safe until I return, then you can all go die or injure yourselves (He runs to the town centre posting the letter but reads that the company is shut until 4:00 and canÔÇÖt give out any insurance until then) Just my luck (He starts to walk back to the Krusty Krab) I just have to make sure no one is injured on Krusty Krab property before four oÔÇÖ clock, that shouldnÔÇÖt be to hard (He walks into the Krusty Krab to see the kitchen on fire and the customers sliding around the floor hitting into things and glass smashing as the music starts) ÔǪ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAFg9T-BQMI Sandy: (She looks at her watch while she runs around the deck panicking) Only two hours and thirty six Spongebob: Say Sandy, how am I not suffocating if the ships above water? Sandy: All of this around us (She signals to the ship) is basically just a hologram and people can still see and hear you but history doesnÔÇÖt detect you as real people until we are born, so we donÔÇÖt really exist here Spongebob: So does that mean we canÔÇÖt die? Sandy: Oh no, far from it in fact weÔÇÖve got more chance of dying first before any of these people and besides this is an underwater ship, were not above the ocean Spongebob: What are we going to do? Sandy: ThatÔÇÖs it, The bridge of the ship thatÔÇÖs a great idea, IÔÇÖll just guide the ship away from the icebergs Spongebob: I donÔÇÖt know how I gave you the idea, but I like it, what should I do? Sandy: Nothing that will destroy the future soÔǪ.Nothing (She runs towards the bridge of the ship) Spongebob: Got to do absolutely nothing (He slowly turns around and hits into a sponge as they both look at each other) Sorry about that Steven: No worries (Spongebob turns around to see Sandy on the deck) Spongebob: Sandy, I thought you were going to stop the ship from hitting those icebergs? Sally: Who are you and what are you talking about, icebergs? Steven: (He whispers to Spongebob) ThatÔÇÖs Sally, I have aÔǪI love her Spongebob: OhÔǪ (She walks away) Does she know that? Steven: Not only does she not know it, but she doesnÔÇÖt know who I am Spongebob: You mean youÔÇÖve never talked to her? Steven: Well I walked into her once by accident Spongebob: Did she say anything to you Steven: Well she swore at me if thatÔÇÖs what you mean Spongebob: ThatÔÇÖs not really what I meant, why donÔÇÖt you invite her out for a dinner, thatÔÇÖs what I did for Sandy Steven: I would but whenever I go near her my legs turn even more weak and spongy Spongebob: Why donÔÇÖt I tell you what to say and you just go ahead and say it? Steven: Uh,ÔǪOk, By the way I didnÔÇÖt catch your name Spongebob: (In his thoughts) Fake name, fake name, fake nameÔǪ (Out loud) My name, uh is SpongeÔǪBob, damn Steven: Well nice to meet you Spongebob (He shakes his hand) Spongebob: Now if you just find me a pen and IÔÇÖll write what you have to say Steven: A what? Spongebob: Fine thenÔǪA pencil Steven: A what? Spongebob: UghÔǪ Steven: A what? Sandy: (She reaches the bridge of the ship to see the captain playing cards and not controlling the ship, so she tries to open the door but itÔÇÖs locked) Come on (She pushes it harder but it still wonÔÇÖt open) Steven: (In the dining hall Steven walks up to Sally as Spongebob hides behind a plant) UhÔǪHello (He taps Sally on the shoulder) Sally: Yes? Steven: (He looks at the piece of paper Spongebob handed to him) The thing is SandyÔǪ Sally: My names Sally Steven: It doesnÔÇÖt matter what your name is, the fact is that I laugh you and always will (He looks at the paper strangely) I may not show it all the time but I always haveÔǪ (He throws the paper on the floor and continues to talk) ÔǪYouÔÇÖre the most beautiful and intelligent squirrel IÔÇÖve ever seen in my entire life and I want to spend my entire life with you Sally: What are you saying? Steven: Do you wanna have dinner with me? Sally: Sure why not? (They walk to a table holding hands) Spongebob: (He walks out from behind the plant) My work here is done, and now to find Sandy and save everyoneÔÇÖs lives (He walks out of the dinning hall then runs back in) Right after IÔÇÖve had some cheese cake (He runs up to the buffet) Sandy: (She kicks down the door to the bridge and runs up to the captain whoÔÇÿs sitting on the floor playing cards) Listen, you need to actually look at the sea out ahead of youÔǪ Captain: YouÔÇÖve ruined my perfect game, Guards make her walk the plank (The guards grab onto her) Sandy: What are you? Pirates? Captain: Pirates? Sandy: Look it up on WikipediaÔǪIn a hundred years time (The guards pull her out of the bridge and as she is dragged away she shouts to the captain) Steer around the icebergs, you must to save us aÔǪ (They slams the door shut) First mate: What did she say? Captain: Something about nice burgers, anyway go fish (He puts his cards down as out at sea they are heading directly to the hundreds of icebergs) Sandy: (SheÔÇÖs standing on the plank as the guards force her off with their knives) If you spare me, I can save your lives Guards: Just walk squirrelly (They move closer to her as she backs away the guards fall to the ground when Spongebob karate chops them in the back) Sandy: Spongebob (She smiles as Spongebob unties her and they both run around the deck looking for a place to hide) Spongebob: Quick in here (They both jump into a life boat and hide as it lifts up) WhatÔÇÖs going on (The guards are revealed to be pressing a button lifting the life boat up and moving it over the side of the ship) Sandy: Oh no (The release the boat and they fall into the freezing cold ocean) Guards: So long (They walk away laughing as Sandy looks at the ship getting closer to the icebergs) Sandy: We need to move the icebergs out of the ships path, itÔÇÖs our only hope (Sandy begins to swim towards the icebergs as Spongebob slowly follows) Spongebob: You go on, IÔÇÖll catch up with you (He gasps for breath as he watches Sandy swim on) Mr Krabs: (He puts out the fire and prevents the customer from slipping over) There, now please be more careful (He looks at his watch and walks towards his office and as he turns around he sees Squidward spill grease along the floor and everyone starting to slip over in slow motion) NÔǪ.OÔǪOOOÔǪ..OO! (In slow-motion he looks at his watch and itÔÇÖs 3:59 and he jumps through the air) Spongebob: (Sandy pushes the iceberg while Spongebob does it in slow-motion) Sandy: ThereÔÇÖs no time for dramatic effect, people are actually going to die Spongebob: Your right, I donÔÇÖt know what came over me (They both push the iceberg harder) Mr Krabs: (In the Krusty Krab he flies through the air but hits the ground along with everyone else) Oh no (He gets up and looks at his watch) Yes! ItÔÇÖs 4:00 look everyone you canÔÇÖt sue me (Everyone rolls along the floor in agony as Mr Krabs happily jumps up into the air Sandy: (She stops pushing the iceberg as itÔÇÖs hardly moving) ItÔÇÖs useless, no two people can push a three tonne iceberg Spongebob: Nothing is impossible SandyÔǪBut this is damn near close (They both stop pushing the iceberg and hug) Goodbye Sandy Sandy: Goodbye Spongebob Patrick: Bye you guys Spongebob: Patrick?! H-How did you get here? Patrick: I went through that portal thingy in SandyÔÇÖs houÔǪ Sandy: Reunions later, save lives now (Spongebob and Sandy continue to push the iceberg) Patrick with your help, we could move the icebergs Patrick: (He looks at the Titaniumtanic heading towards them) Hey look itÔÇÖs NoahÔÇÖs Ark Sandy and Spongebob: Patrick! Patrick: Sorry (They all push the iceberg as hard as they can and it slowly starts to move) Sandy: ItÔÇÖs working! (They push it one last time and it slowly drifts away) We did it, we saved everyoneÔÇÖs lives (She hugs them both as they all cheer) Sally: (On the ship, Sally and Steven walk to the bow) I had a wonderful evening, I felt like IÔÇÖve known you all my life Steven: Me two, which brings me onto my next questionÔǪ Sally: Of course IÔÇÖll marry you (She smiles and hugs Steven) Steven: (Shocked) ThatÔÇÖs not what I was getting at but, hey ho (He happily lifts her up and over the top of the ship as the music starts) ÔǪ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODidpzSnPV4 Sandy: (In the sea they watch them kiss) Tuh, how cliche (She rolls her eyes) Spongebob: Tell me about it, great couple though Patrick: (Confused) Hey, whereÔÇÖs that music coming from? Sandy: Well at least we saved the day and no one died because of us Patrick: Say how are we going to get back? Sandy: Well we just have toÔǪWait, we just haveÔǪI donÔÇÖt know (They all gasp) Captain: (In the bridge, heÔÇÖs still playing go fish) I think I win again (He takes the money, standing up and putting it into his safe he notices the icebergs) Oh dear God, icebergs! (He presses a button to control the ship but nothing happens) I really should have paid attention to how this thing is controlledÔǪ (He trips over a card and falls to the wheel that moves the ship away from the icebergs) Well that was lucky (TheyÔÇÖre now heading towards Sandy, Spongebob and Patrick) We canÔÇÖt head towards the icebergs so I guess IÔÇÖll just have to pull around them (He uses the wheel to move out the way and sits back down) Now where were we? (He is unaware that they are heading to an even bigger field of icebergs) Sandy: ÔǪI guess weÔÇÖll just have to wait ninety something yearsÔǪ (A tear appears in front of them) Oh no, itÔÇÖs a time rip! (She gasps) Spongebob: A time rip? Sandy: Yeah a time rip, donÔÇÖt you watch any sci-fi movies? By preventing the ship from not sinking the universe will nowÔǪ (Behind her the ship collides with a different iceberg and starts to tip upwards) Well thatÔÇÖs the end of that (The time rip disappears as they all watch in horror as the Titaniumtanic starts to sink) Spongebob: What can we do to help them? Sandy: Nothing Spongebob: Nothing? We canÔÇÖt do that Sandy: We must, for the sake of a few hundred thousand people we save the entire Universe, Hey whereÔÇÖs Patrick (Patrick emerges from under the water) Patrick: Hey thereÔÇÖs some kind of hole under here Sandy: Hole? I like the sound of that (They both swim under the water as Spongebob watches at the Titaniumtanic sink as everyone screams) Spongebob: (He sheds a tear and begins to follow Sandy and Sandy who both swim into the hole and burst out the portal in SandyÔÇÖs treedome along with much water) Spongebob: (He helps Sandy up) Sandy, after almost dying and watching that Sponge and Squirrel propose I feel I need to ask you somethingÔǪ (He gets down on his knees) ÔǪ IÔÇÖve known you for almostÔǪ. Years now, I feel itÔÇÖs time to ask you something that may shock and surprise you (He pulls out a small box) Sandy Cheeks, will you do me the honour of being my girlfriend? Sandy: Spongebob? O-Of course I will (She hugs Spongebob as he puts the ÔÇ£Girlfriend RingÔÇØ onto SandyÔÇÖs finger) Patrick: Hey wait Spongebob, I thought I was your girlfriend (He holds up his ÔÇ£Best Friend RingÔÇØ) Spongebob: No buddy, youÔÇÖre my best friend Patrick: I still get to keep the ring right? (Spongebob nods) Sweet! Sandy: Group hug (They all hug each other as Spongebob and Sandy look into each others eyes and smile) Kenny Loggins - "Danger Zone" Celine Dion - "My Heart Will Go On" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 REALLY good and enjoyable! I lol'd hard at some parts. However, I did see something that blatantly ripped off The Simpsons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabre Posted August 19, 2011 Author Share Posted August 19, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GBxObBOGD8Season 3 episode 11 (51)- "Once, Twice, Three Times a Story"August 19th 2011 - 8:00am Spongebob: (His alarm sounds as he wakes up he looks at it) Good morning world and so onÔǪ (He gets out of bed and looks out of the window) What a nice morningÔǪ Time Card: SpongebobÔÇÖs DayÔǪ Spongebob: ÔǪItÔÇÖs so nice, I feel like singing a copyrighted song about how nice it actually is (He reaches over to his record player, presses a button, and as the music starts he begins to sing) ÔǪhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arJQio0J9XI Spongebob: Well that was pretty tiring, I better get to bedÔǪ (He lays down on his bed) ÔǪWait a minute (He quickly gets back up and walks to his calendar to see that heÔÇÖs got a dental appointment) Oh yes, IÔÇÖve got to go the dentist today, thatÔÇÖll be funiful (He remembers something) Wait another minuteÔǪ (Flashback) Dentist: Well Spongebob, it seems youÔÇÖll need a tiny little filling, itÔÇÖs hardly anything reallyÔǪ (End of flashback) Spongebob: A filling? (He kneels on the ground) NO!ÔǪWell I better go tell Mr Krabs (He runs down the stairs getting dressed and eating breakfast while he walks outside past his boat-mobile) See you later, Boaty (He happy strolls through the street walking past a garbage man) Garbage man: Stupid disappearing garbage truck, thatÔÇÖs the ninth time itÔÇÖs gone this week Spongebob: I think IÔÇÖll go and see myÔǪ (He smiles and giggles) ÔǪGirlfriend (He walks towards the Treedome to find Sandy isnÔÇÖt there) SheÔÇÖs usually here at this time (He looks at his watch as he begins to walk towards the Krusty Krab) IÔÇÖm sure I can catch up with myÔǪ (He smiles and giggles again) ÔǪGirlfriend after my filing, that is if I survive (He starts to shake as he walks into an empty Krusty Krab) Mr Krabs? (He walks into his office but Mr Krabs isnÔÇÖt there) I need to go to the dentist is that Ok with you? (He waits for an answer) Hello? Where is he? Mr Krabs: (From somewhere) Yeah just go already, Idiot boy (Spongebob looks around confused then leaves) Spongebob: To the dentist, away (He walks out the Krusty Krab as Mr Krabs walks out of the bathroom drying his claws) Mr Krabs: ThatÔÇÖs what IÔÇÖm talking about (He lets out a huge sigh or relief as he walks into his office) Spongebob: (Outside the Krusty Krab he notices his boat being towed away by garbage truck when the trucker throws out a half eaten sandwich) Hey, thatÔÇÖs my booty, I mean boaty (He sprints after the truck as it loses control and flies off of a cliff) MY BOAT! Oh and the driver! (He watches as it plummets to the ground) How am I supposed to get to the dentist in less than ten minutes without a boat, or super sonic speed (He turns around to see a boat rental store) How long has that been there? (He runs up to the store as the manager watches him from his office while Spongebob looks at the boats outside) Manager: Look at that kid out there (He points to Spongebob) We can screw so much money out of that sucker bringing this business back to the top, no more licking the cheese out of old pizza boxesÔǪ Assistant: The suckers driving away Manager: What! (He watches as Spongebob drives away with a boat) That guy didnÔÇÖt pay for his rentalÔǪYou know what to do Jim Assistant: JimÔÇÖs off sick, IÔÇÖm Percy and I donÔÇÖt know what to do... Manager: (He rubs his face) Just call the cops Spongebob: (He drives around with the boat) Wait, I forgot to pay for the rental (HeÔÇÖs about to turn around when he looks at this watch) Only four minutes to get there (He speeds up) How about some music to settle my fragile nerves (He turns the radio on as the music starts to play) ÔǪhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0eE8-3Z6Ow Spongebob: ...ThatÔÇÖs pretty catchy (He nods his head to the music while behind him he doesnÔÇÖt realise that the police are chasing him with sirens blaring) Police Officer: He canÔÇÖt hear us over that awesome music Police Officer #2: WeÔÇÖll just have to hit into the back of him hoping heÔÇÖll hear us then... Police Officer: We wonÔÇÖt know unless we try it out (Spongebob drives past the Krusty Krab as the police boat drives around it, the Krusty Krab explodes causing wood and glass to fly everywhere) WeÔÇÖve got a 10:16 at the old Krusty Krab place Police Officer #2: A what? Police Officer: A boom-boom (They continue to chase after Spongebob) He still canÔÇÖt hear us, we need to blow out his radio Police Officer #2: IÔÇÖm already on it (HeÔÇÖs hanging out the boat door aiming his gun at SpongebobÔÇÖs radio) Police Officer: Be careful Police Officer #2: Be what? (He puts his head into the boat as the bullet shoots through SpongebobÔÇÖs back window and the bullet hits the radio) ÔǪhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6YEk28Eob8 Spongebob: My radio?! (He hears the police boat behind him) WhatÔÇÖs going on? (He turns around to look at the police but looses control of the boat and is about to smash into the side of the dentist) AH! Well at least IÔÇÖm on time (He jumps into the back seat of the boat ready for impact) Dentist: (He takes a mechanical object out of a young girls mouth) I told you Nancy, that none of my equipment could harm you (SpongebobÔÇÖs boat smashes into the dentist room and Nancy screams) Just so you know that wasnÔÇÖt part of my equipmentÔǪ (The screen fades to black) Spongebob: (The dentist is looking at his teeth as Spongebob is revealed to be in hospital in a full body cast) Dentist: Well the good news is I donÔÇÖt need to give you that filling after all Spongebob: YayAh! (He raises his arm but hears a snap) That canÔÇÖt be goodAugust 19th 2011 - 7:36am Patrick: (HeÔÇÖs in bed awake listening to the construction noise outside) I canÔÇÖt believe theyÔÇÖve been at it all night (He looks at his bed side clock) SHUUUUUT UUUUUP! Time Card: PatrickÔÇÿs DayÔǪ Patrick: (He continues to hear the construction noise as it suddenly stops) At la.. (It starts again) AGH! (He covers his head with his pillow) This is uselessÔǪ Well I may as well get up now (He gets out of bed and puts on his slippers as he walks into his cupboard he walks out fully clothed) ThatÔÇÖs never done that before (He sits down and turns on the TV as the construction noise stops) Finally a minute of peace before I go and have a long day of doing nothing (He relaxes as he hears Spongebob start to sing) ÔǪhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arJQio0J9XI Patrick: (He runs outside covering his ears as he hits into a garbage truck parked in front of his house) I canÔÇÖt have that parked there all day (He clambers inside and starts to drive it away from his house) This is kinda a lot of fun (He looks around then drives away with it) Garbage man: (He walks towards PatrickÔÇÖs house) Hey where the hells my truck? Patrick: (He puts on a truckers cap and drives past Sandy whoÔÇÖs waiting outside her house) Hey Sandy, wanna ride? Sandy: YÔÇÖknow thatÔÇÖs a garbage truck, right? Patrick: I know, isnÔÇÖt it cool? Sandy: DoesnÔÇÖt it belong to someone elseÔǪLike say, the garbage men? Patrick: How do you know IÔÇÖm not a garbage man? Sandy: Because your not Patrick: Good point Sandy: But I do need to get to the science convention quicklyÔǪSo sure why not, itÔÇÖs not like your dangerously unstable (She looks at Patrick) WellÔǪ (She puts on her seat belt) Lets hit the road Patrick: Just call meÔǪPatrick Star Sandy: UmÔǪOk, why not ÔÇÿTruck Stop PatÔÇÖ? Patrick: Why would I be called that? (He begins to drive as Spongebob walks up to the Treedome to find Sandy isnÔÇÖt there) Spongebob: (Confused) SheÔÇÖs usually here at this time Patrick: Where too now Sandy? Sandy: You just turn left Patrick: Left? (He holds up his hands taking them off the wheel) So I right with my left right hand thatÔÇÖs leftÔǪ Sandy: Patrick, the road! (Patrick takes control of the wheel narrowly missing Plankton whoÔÇÖs pushing a machine in the road) Plankton: Idiot! Patrick: (To Sandy) I think heÔÇÖs talking to youÔǪ (Patrick continues to drive as he finally reaches the science convention and Sandy gets out) Sandy: Patrick, promise me youÔÇÖll take the truck back to the garbage men Patrick: (He looks down) EhÔǪ Sandy: Promise me Patrick: Ok Sandy: Good boy (She runs into the science convention as Patrick drives back home but canÔÇÖt see the garbage men) Patrick: Well too bad there not here...ItÔÇÖs a real shame (He reverses backwards getting SpongebobÔÇÖs boat hooked onto the garbage truck as he drives away) I think IÔÇÖm going to call you Garbagey (He taps the truck as a compartment opens and a sandwich falls out) A sandwich? Is there anything this truck doesnÔÇÖt have? (He takes a bite out of the sandwich) EwÔǪHealthy (He throws the sandwich out of the window as it lands next to SpongebobÔÇÖs feet) Spongebob: Hey, thatÔÇÖs my booty, I mean Boaty (He sprints after the truck as Patrick rubs his tongue in disgust) Patrick: I wonder if thereÔÇÖs any mints in here to get that horrible taste of health out of my mouth (He looks in the compartment not looking at the road he loses control of the truck and drives off of a cliff) AH! Spongebob: MY BOAT! Oh and the driver! (The truck plummets to the bottom of the cliff and Patrick is knocked out by a piece of metal from the truck) Time Card: One hour laterÔǪ Patrick: (He starts to gain consciousness and clambers out the destroyed vehicle) IÔÇÖm hurting in places I didnÔÇÖt even know I had, like this place (He points to his arm as he looks around at the destroyed garbage truck) My beautiful garbage truck, what have I done to you? (He hears an explosion from a distance as a huge red ÔÇÿKÔÇÖ lands next to him) Hey a Krusty Krab K (He looks around in the darkness of the abyss) IÔÇÖm sure someone will come and get me out of here in a minute, itÔÇÖs just a waiting game... (He sits down in silence) Eh...The waiting game sucks (He looks at the red ÔÇÿKÔÇÖ) I think I have an ideaÔǪNo I donÔÇÖt or do I? (He looks up to see a helicopter hovering as he wraps some lose string around the ÔÇÿKÔÇÖ) Here goes nothing, hopefully something (He throws the ÔÇÿKÔÇÖ into the air getting it lodged into the bottom of the helicopter) Here I go (He wraps the string around his waist) Pilot: (On a walkie-talkie) ThatÔÇÖs right, ThereÔÇÖs damages to the propeller so IÔÇÖm going to head back to base, over (He starts to fly away as Patrick is gradually lifted up) Patrick: ItÔÇÖs working, I canÔÇÖt believe it (He hits into the side of the cliff) Ooh (He scrapes along the cliff as he is lifted up) I should have seen this coming (Patrick keeps getting injured as the screen fades to black and he wakes up on the floor of a hospital) W-What happened? Nurse: You fell off your bed again, are you sure you wouldnÔÇÖt rather sleep down there? Patrick: IÔÇÖm fine (He climbs back on his bed to see Spongebob lying on a bed next to him as the Dentist looks at his teeth while heÔÇÿs in a full body cast) Dentist: Well the good news is I donÔÇÖt need to give you that filling after all Spongebob: YayAh! (He raises his arm but hears a snap) That canÔÇÖt be good Patrick: Hey buddy, what you in for?August 19th 2011 - 1:47am Plankton: (In the Chum Bucket heÔÇÖs hammering a machine as he looks at his watch) Almost done, TheyÔÇÖre might as well be a time card here, I donÔÇÖt do much for the next few hoursÔǪAugust 19th 2011 - 7:35am Plankton: (He finishes welding the machine as he takes off his mask) Now for your time to shine Mr. Hammer (He starts to hit the machine with a hammer) Patrick: (From a distance) SHUUUUUT UUUUUP! Plankton: That stupid idiot is so rudeÔǪ Time Card: PlanktonÔÇÖs DayÔǪ Plankton: One more hit should do it (He hits the machine with a hammer for the last time as he examines the machine he hears Spongebob start to sing from a distance) ÔǪhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arJQio0J9XI Plankton: He calls that singing? Well it isÔǪBut this is real singing (He clears his throat and starts to sing) PoKeRRR FAICE, P-P-Oh-CKÔǪ (His windows smash) ÔǪWell, they were already breaking (He starts to push his machine out of the Chum Bucket but finds it very heavy) Why is this so heavy? ItÔÇÖs mainly made of duct tape and paper (He pushes it harder but it hardly moves) This is going to take forever (Patrick driving the garbage truck narrowly misses him) Idiot! (He puts the machine on its side and it starts to roll into the Krusty Krab as he looks around and no one is inside) Not even Krabs is here (He walks into the empty office and rolls the machine up to the safe) Once again we meet at last, Ultra Safe Safe (He aims the machine at the safe as he hears Spongebob) Spongebob: Mr Krabs? Plankton: Not that guy (He pulls the machine under the desk as Spongebob walks in) Spongebob: I need to go to the dentist is that Ok with you? (Plankton watches him from under the desk) Hello? Where is he? (Plankton clears his throat and does an impression of Mr Krabs) PlanktonÔÇÖs Mr Krabs impression: Yeah just go already, Idiot boy (Spongebob looks around confused then leaves) At last (He clears his throat) Plankton: ThatÔÇÖs better (He lifts the machine up again and aims it at the safe) Now for what I came here for Spongebob: To the dentist, away (He walks out the Krusty Krab as Mr Krabs walks out of the bathroom drying his claws) Mr Krabs: ThatÔÇÖs what IÔÇÖm talking about (He lets out a huge sigh or relief as he walks into his office to spot Plankton and his machine) Jeez Plankton, donÔÇÖt you ever give up? Plankton: Apparently not (He is about to press a button when Mr Krabs pulls him away from the machine) Mr Krabs: I donÔÇÖt think so Plankton: Well I do (He jumps to the machine hitting the button but Mr Krabs hits the machine away and the laser shoots around the office as they both dodge out of the way of it as it burns everything it touches) Mr Krabs: (He watches the laser burn through his office) My precious, expensive items (He runs out from behind the desk but Plankton stops him) Plankton: DonÔÇÖt be an idiot, youÔÇÖll be killeÔǪWait a minute, On second thoughts, go ahead (Mr Krabs runs up to the machine and aims it into the air burning a hole in the roof and hitting a helicopterÔÇÿs engine blowing it out) Pilot: Oh great (He quickly hovers away over the cliff) Plankton: Well I did come all the way over here so what the Hell (He wrestles the machine off of Mr Krabs and it aims at the safe burning through it) Mr Krabs: NO! Plankton: YES! (It burns through the safe as out from the safe appears another laser) Safe: Intruder alert! Alert Intruder! (The two lasers collide and cause an explosion as the police boat drives past) Police Officer: WeÔÇÖve got a 10:16 at the old Krusty Krab place.... (The wood and glass fly everywhere and so does the lettering from the Krusty Krab sign) Old Man Jenkins: (HeÔÇÖs playing scrabble with Mabel) I canÔÇÖt win anything with these letters (The huge Krusty Krab ÔÇÿRÔÇÖ lands on the board) I win (The ÔÇÿKÔÇÖ flies through the ocean falling down the cliff and landing next to Patrick) Patrick: Hey a Krusty Krab K Plankton: (He wakes up and rubs his head then notices his legs have gone) MY LEGS! Krabs, did you steal my legs? Mr Krabs: Now why would I want to do that? (He notices his Claw has been blown off) I bet you stole my claw, you little shrimp (The screen fades to black as they both argue) Spongebob: (The dentist is looking at his teeth as Spongebob is revealed to be in hospital in a full body cast) Dentist: Well the good news is I donÔÇÖt need to give you that filling after all Spongebob: YayAh! (He raises his arm but hears a snap) That canÔÇÖt be good Patrick: Hey buddy, what you in for? Plankton: Do you two ever shut up? (HeÔÇÖs revealed to be lying on a hospital bed next to them) Spongebob: Plankton? (He looks closer) Mr Krabs is that you? (Mr Krabs is lying on the same hospital bed next to Plankton) Mr Krabs: Doc, Are you sure there isnÔÇÖt another spare hospital bed? Doctor: IÔÇÖm sure there isnÔÇÿt, Now sweet dreams (He turns the lights off) Mr Krabs: ItÔÇÖs not that bad when you get usedÔǪ Plankton: ÔǪPlease be quiet (They all groan) The Beatles - "Good Morning Good Morning" Phil Collins - "In the Air Tonight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabre Posted August 27, 2011 Author Share Posted August 27, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GBxObBOGD8Season 3 episode 12 (52)- "Summer Daze" Spongebob and Patrick: (TheyÔÇÖre running to Jellyfish fields, chanting) ÔǪJellyfish, Jellyfish, Jellyfish, Jellyfish, JellyfishÔǪ (They run into the Jellyfish Fields) Spongebob: Come on buddy, lets go Patrick: Why are we here again? Spongebob: Remember, Jellyfish, JellyfishÔǪ? Patrick: Vaguely (He turns around and is stung by a Jellyfish that hovers into the hive) Hey, he bit me (He rubs the sting) Spongebob: I managed to clock him on this (He holds up a handheld machine) Patrick: (Confused) Hey, whatÔÇÖs that? Spongebob: ItÔÇÖs an Anger-Ray Sandy made for me, it levels the amount of anger someone is feeling at a certain timeÔǪ Patrick: Can I use it? Spongebob: Sure, just donÔÇÖt get it too close to SquidwardÔǪIt usually bursts into flames when I use it near him (Patrick takes the Anger-Ray and reads the small, digital screen) Patrick: WhyÔÇÖs it beeping? Spongebob: (He looks at the Anger-Ray) That jellyfish that stung you was particularly angryÔǪ Patrick: What if he hurts the other jellyfish in the hive because heÔÇÖs so angry? Spongebob: YouÔÇÖre right, we need to stop himÔǪ Patrick: I didnÔÇÖt say that, but OkÔǪ (They walk up to the Jellyfish hive as it falls to the ground smashing as two jellyfish are revealed to be fighting) We better stand back (They watch as the jellyfish continue to fight) Patrick: All this fighting reminds me of my time at grade school (He looks into the air) Ah memoriesÔǪ.Horrible, vile, disturbing memories (They watch as the jellyfish continue fighting as they move towards a tree as they become dazed and stop fighting) WhatÔÇÖs going on? Spongebob: (He walks up to the tree and looks around it finding some green moss) This moss must have stopped them fighting (Patrick walks up to the tree) Patrick: But how? Spongebob: But how, exactlyÔǪ (He peels some of the moss off of the tree and puts it into his scrapbook) Patrick: All this sitting around doing nothing has made me hungry Spongebob: I think we deserve a lunch break Patrick: Ooh, I love those seven words (He pulls out a knife and a fork) Time Card: Lunch breakÔǪ Spongebob: (He and Patrick both walk into the Krusty Krab as Mr Krabs runs up to them both) Hey Mr Krabs Mr Krabs: Spongebob! Why are you not at your post? Spongebob: ItÔÇÖs my day off, remember? Mr Krabs: It may be your day off but that doesnÔÇÖt explain why your not working, Now get back to work! (Spongebob walks into the kitchen as Patrick goes to order) Patrick: Yeah Squidward, IÔÇÖll have a, uh,ÔǪ One Krabby Patty, one simple Krabby PattyÔǪAnd fries, a shake, a deluxe Krabby meal hold the health, a Krabby Kiddie meal andÔǪ Squidward: ÔǪJust go away Patrick, I canÔÇÖt, and wonÔÇÖt, deal with you today Patrick: What do you mean? Squidward: (Annoyed) Just get lost Mr Krabs: DonÔÇÖt listen to him Patrick, heÔÇÖs been like this all day Squidward: I HAVE NOT, SO SHUT THE HELL UP ALL OF YOU! (He storms out of the Krusty Krab) IÔÇÖm leaving! Mr Krabs: (Spongebob gasps) DonÔÇÖt worry lad, his shift ended three hours ago, I just didnÔÇÖt tell him (He laughs) Spongebob: If SquidwardÔÇÖs gone, Could Patrick help me out in the kitchen? You wonÔÇÖt have to pay him Mr Krabs: Sure, why not? I need to cut some money out of the restaurants budget anyway (He walks into his office and starts crossing things off of a list) I donÔÇÖt see why we need clean running water or comfortable chairs (He crosses them off the list as he smiles to himself) Patrick: (He walks into the kitchen with Spongebob) So what time should I come over to the party tonight? Spongebob: Well itÔÇÖs a late night party soÔǪ Time Card: 7:00pm Squidward: (HeÔÇÖs watching from his house as Patrick walks to SpongebobÔÇÖs house and knocks on the door with his foot) Moron Spongebob: (He answers the door to Patrick) Come on in buddy, the partyÔÇÖs in full swing (Patrick walks in to the empty house) It wouldnÔÇÖt be a partay without musiac (He turns the music up as Squidward covers his ear holes) Squidward: That music has been playing for far too long Sadie: TheyÔÇÖve only just started playing it Squidward: Exactly, too long (He storms outside) Sadie: I really hope I donÔÇÖt grow up with his anger issues Squidward: (He slams on SpongebobÔÇÖs door) Open up barnacle heads (Spongebob answers the door) Spongebob: Hey Squidward, here to join the partay? Squidward: I most certainly am not, IÔÇÖm here to ask you nicely to turn the damn music down Patrick: Hey Spongebob, I think I have an idea Spongebob: An idea?Ǫ Patrick: (He thinks) Yes, no, no, yes, no, no, no, yes an idea Squidward: DonÔÇÖt think to hard Patrick, you might end up using a brain cell (He laughs to himself) Spongebob: WhatÔÇÖs you idea, buddy? Patrick: Why donÔÇÖt we use that mossy stuff you found in Jellyfish fields on Squidward to calm him down? Spongebob: You mean this stuff? (He pulls the moss out of the scrapbook and holds it up to Patrick) Patrick: Yeah that stuff (He walks up to Squidward) Try this stuff (He holds the moss to SquidwardÔÇÖs face) Squidward: Get that thing out of my face! (He pushes it away then slams the door shut, walking back to his house) Spongebob and Patrick: (They both look at each other) He needs it Time Card: Late at nightÔǪ Squidward: (In bed he looks at his alarm clock then walks into the bathroom, pouring himself a glass of water he looks out of the window at SpongebobÔÇÖs house) Stupid house, stupid neighboursÔǪ (The music starts coming from the house as he drops the glass onto the floor) ÔǪStupid life (He marches outside banging on SpongebobÔÇÖs door again) IÔÇÖve told you once, IÔÇÖve told you a thousand times to turn the music off (Patrick answers the door) Patrick turnÔǪ (He sprays him in the face with some liquid from a bottle) ÔǪWhat are you doing? What is this stuff? Patrick: The soothing ground-down moss (Squidward wipes it off his face) Squidward: Patrick youÔǪ.(He starts to smile) ÔǪYou nice boy (He pats Patrick on the head) IÔÇÖm going to bed, you two boys stay happy and noisy wonÔÇÖt you (He walks back into his house as Patrick and Spongebob smile at each other) Time Card: At workÔǪ Mr Krabs: (In the Krusty Krab, he watches Squidward happily serving a customer) WhyÔÇÖs scroogey Mc. scroogester so happy today? Spongebob: (He holds up the spray bottle) This stuff helped turn him happy Mr Krabs: Money, you sayÔǪ? Spongebob: No, I said happy Mr Krabs: I know what I heard (He leans closer to Spongebob) So lad,ÔǪ You wouldnÔÇÖt consider lending me some of that stuff so I can get through Pearls tantrums Spongebob: Sure, but be careful Mr Krabs, I donÔÇÖt know if you should use too much of it as it may be dangerousÔǪ Mr Krabs: ÔǪAnd cost effective (He laughs evilly) Spongebob: Yes and cost effectiveÔǪWell I hope it works for Pearl (He happily walks out the Krusty Krab with Squidward) Squidward: (He stumbles up to Spongebob putting his arm around him) B-BUDDY, Good help you thanks Spongebob: ThatÔÇÖs quite alright Squidward Squidward: Help lots you did (He stumbles into his house as Spongebob walks into his) Time Card: Yes, another time cardÔǪ Patrick: (SomeoneÔÇÖs knocking on his door as he walks towards it rubbing his face) IÔÇÖm coming, IÔÇÖm coming (He opens his door to see Sadie is standing there) Hello teenage girl Squidward Sadie: I told you Patrick, My nameÔÇÖs Sadie Patrick: What is it? Sadie: SadieÔǪ Patrick: No, why are you here? Sadie: Well the thing isÔǪI think my dadÔÇÖs dead Patrick: SadieÔÇÖs dead? (She stares at him blankly as they both run into the house looking at Squidward laying motionless on his bed)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_HLsNkFq84 Spongebob: (He takes a step back from Squidward lying on the bed as Patrick looks at him) Patrick: He looks so natural (He covers his face with the pillow) Spongebob: Patrick I donÔÇÖt think heÔÇÖs dead, heÔÇÖs just in a deep, deep sleep (He feels SquidwardÔÇÖs heart) Did he seem weird when he came back from work yesterday? Sadie: Yeah he was happy, I thought he took too much of his medication Patrick: Spongebob, you donÔÇÖt think it could be the...yÔÇÖknow (He symbolises the spray bottle) Spongebob: I think you could be right Patrick (He has a thought) Wait a minute, if it was the spray then PEARL! (He runs out the bedroom) Sadie: (She slaps Squidward round the face) Wake up dad (Spongebob runs out the house and towards Mr KrabsÔÇÖ and as he reaches the door and knocks as Pearl answers) Pearl: Spongebob? What do you want? Spongebob: Pearl are you alright? You donÔÇÖt feel sleepy or dead do you? Pearl: What are you talking about? Spongebob: The sprayÔǪIn your face (She stares at him blankly) The spray in the bottle made from moss (She continues to stare at him blankly) ...WhereÔÇÖs your dad? Pearl: I think heÔÇÖs at the Krusty Krab (Spongebob runs towards the Krusty Krab) Tuh, boys (She rolls her eyes as she puts her cellphone up to her head) Yeah... Hey Brad, wanna come over? Spongebob: (He approaches the Krusty Krab to see a huge crowd gathering outside) WhatÔÇÖs going on? (He crawls through the crowd to see Mr Krabs handing out bottles of the spray) Mr Krabs! What are you doing? Mr Krabs: These hotcakes are selling like hotcakes and this calming sprayÔÇÖs selling well too (Nat takes a hotcake and a bottle of the spray) Thirty dollars please Nat: If I wasnÔÇÖt so mellow from buying this spray, IÔÇÖd be angry that youÔÇÖre charging that much (He hands him the money and walks away) Spongebob: I thought you were only going to use it on Pearl Mr Krabs: Pearl?! You must have misheard me, I said peopleÔǪThousands and thousands of people (He continues to hand out the bottles taking all the money) Spongebob: YouÔÇÖve got to stop selling this stuff, ItÔÇÖs really dangerous... Mr Krabs: So are coffee machines, but that doesnÔÇÖt stop me taking money from them Spongebob: IÔÇÖm sorry Mr Krabs, but if you not going to listen to me (He tips over the stand and the liquid pours down the sewer as the crowd get angry) Mr Krabs: Not to worry, IÔÇÖve made more... Spongebob: (Surprised) How did you even know the ingredient was ground down moss from Jellyfish Fields? Nancy: Ground down moss? (They all look at eachother) Spongebob: ThatÔÇÖs right, moss thatÔÇÖs been peed on by jellyfish for centuries and youÔÇÖve just sprayed all over you bodies (They all run towards Jellyfish Fields) No, you werenÔÇÖt mean to... (He sighs then looks up at Mr Krabs) What do you mean youÔÇÖve made more? Fred: Over here (They all run over the hill to see that Jellyfish Fields has been stripped of the moss) Nat: WhereÔÇÖs it all gone? Mr Krabs: ...See, IÔÇÖve got much more (He shows Spongebob the newly designed kitchen with a machine that grinds down the moss to turn it into liquid) Spongebob: That is not good... (He hears a angry citizens outside trying to get inside the Krusty Krab) ...And neither is that Nat: Let us in Fred: Give us some of the sweet stuff Spongebob: Mr Krabs, what have you done? Mr Krabs: Made angry people, happy (The angered citizens start shaking the Krusty Krab as pieces of wood fall from the roof hitting the machine) Mabel: We need that liquid (They continue to try and get inside) Mr Krabs: YouÔÇÖre right, we need to stop them Spongebob: IÔÇÖll do it, just donÔÇÖt let them inside (He sneaks out the back and walks up to the angry mob) Stop friends, everyone just needs to calm down... Jerry: We would if we had the freaking calming liquid (They continue to shake the Krusty Krab as a piece of wood falls from the ceiling and lands in the machine causing it to malfunction and start to leak) Patrick: (Back at SquidwardÔÇÖs house, Patrick is hitting Squidward round the face) Why. WonÔÇÖt. You. Wake. Up Sadie: You may as well go Patrick, itÔÇÖs useless IÔÇm sure heÔÇÖll wake up soon enough Patrick: Well the TVÔÇÖs not going to watch itself, so IÔÇÖll see you around (He leaves) Sadie: Yeah, see ya (She looks at Squidward on the bed) Well thereÔÇÖs no point me hanging around waiting for Christmas (She pulls out her cell phone) Yeah, hey Pearl what do you say to an ÔÇÿeducationalÔÇÖ field trip to the mall (She leaves Squidward whoÔÇÖs still fast asleep) Spongebob: (The machine is overflowing as everyone is still shaking the Krusty Krab) Please people (The wood starts to burn as it falls onto the liquid and starts to evaporate it) Nat: ItÔÇÖs working we're almost inside (They burst down the door as the evaporated liquid bursts out and starts to spread through the town) Sandy: Oh, what a beautiful morning oh what a beautiful day... (The gas enters her helmet and she falls to the floor) ÔǪOh what a tiring day... (She falls to the ground, asleep) Sadie: (Still on here cellphone) ...IÇÖll be there... (She breaths in the gas) ...Sleepy (She falls to ground along with everyone else around town) Squidward: (In his bed he slowly starts to wake up) ...Best sleep IÔÇÖve ever had (He stretches and gets out of bed and looks out his window) What a nice day, sunny sky, clams chirping, thousands of dead bodies lying on the ground... (He walks away then runs back to the window) DEAD BODIES? (He sprints down the stairs running outside) W-What happened? I canÔÇÖt believe everyone's dead....TheyÔÇÖll be no line at the museum (He walks through the bodies as he walks through the gas as he covers his mouth) I need to find cover (He takes SandyÔÇÖs helmet off of her and puts it onto his head) ThatÔÇÖs better (He continues to walk though the gas as he hears Patrick snoring) Wait a minute, there not dead (He looks around) None of them are (He looks over at Spongebob on the ground) Well you canÔÇÖt always get what you want (He starts to shake Mr KrabsÔÇÖ sleeping body) Wake up you old fool (He has an idea) Maybe there might be a reverse medication in Jellyfish Fields to wake everyone up (He walks through the gas towards Jellyfish Fields) I canÔÇÖt see anything with all this damn fog (He reaches Jellyfish Fields and looks around the desolate wasteland) Where is everything? (He runs up to the trees looking for the moss) Come on Squiddy (He looks around to see a huge swarm of angry Jellyfish) No, no, NO! (They start to surround him) Spongebob: (Back in Bikini Bottom everyone is still sleeping as the gas is still bellowing out of the Krusty Krab) Squidward: (The thousands of Jellyfish approach Bikini Bottom with Squidward standing on top of them) Go my babies, sting everyone (The Jellyfish separate and hover over the sleeping bodies) Three, T.. (A jellyfish stings Patrick) I said two (He glares at the jellyfish) ONE! (All the Jellyfish sting the citizens as they scream and jump up in shock) Sadie: Ah, What was that? (Everyone stands up and rub their injuries) Nat: WhyÔÇÖd ya do that? Squidward: It was the only way youÔÇÖd all wake up... I saved your lives, you should all be thanking me Sadie: Yeah, thanks dad (Everyone glares at Squidward as they rub their injuries) Spongebob: (He walks up to Squidward) Thanks buddy, I appreciate it Squidward: Spongebob could you do me a favor? Spongebob: Sure buddy, what is it? Squidward: ...You donÔÇÖt happen to have any of that mellowing spray left? (Spongebob looks at him strangely) What? I have a teen aged daughter yÔÇÖknowhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ggy5b86gHM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabre Posted September 2, 2011 Author Share Posted September 2, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GBxObBOGD8&feature=channel_video_titleSeason 3 episode 13 (53)- "When We Combine" Plankton: (He wheels his destroyed invention back into the Chum Bucket) …Well that failed, again (He wheels it up to his cupboard placing it amongst his other failed inventions) So many wasted hours spent on these useless, stupid junks piles… (He kicks the mind switching machine) That’s strange, it didn’t implode…That’s a good sign (He inspects the machine then switches the on switch) It actually turns on! I can’t believe it (He thinks for a bit) If I remember rightly, I just put my hand out… (He puts his hand out towards the machine as it stamps his hand) Then I just have to touch Krabs’ sweaty claw and then…Wait, I’m sure I’ve gone through all this before (He holds his stamped hand out and starts to walk towards the Krusty Krab) I shouldn’t enter the Krusty Krab with all those people around…Not again, anyway (He turns back towards the Chum Bucket) I’ll just have to play the waiting game…Then soon enough I’ll be playing those mind games…Playing those mind games together (He laughs evilly) Time Card: Some time later… Plankton: (He looks at his hand as he approaches Mr Krabs’ house) Now to see if he’s in (He walks around the side of the house and listens in to Mr Krabs talking) Mr Krabs: (From inside) …I love you and always will, don’t you ever forget that Plankton: He must be talking to his whale of a daughter (He lifts himself up and looks through the window to see Mr Krabs talking to and kissing a dollar) Why does that not surprise me? (He walks to the front door and knocks on it) So I have to surprise Krabs, but I can’t be too surprising…I don’t want him to have a heart attack (Mr Krabs answers the door) Hello Krabs Mr Krabs: Plankton?! What are you doing here? Plankton: Just thought I’d come over for a chat and A MIND SWITCHING! (He touches Mr Krabs’ claw) Mr Krabs: (Confused) Ok… Plankton: Hold on a second (He looks around awkwardly) Mr Krabs: Just go away Plankton (He’s about to shut the door) Plankton: Hang on a minute (The stamp on Mr Krabs’ claw starts to glow as they start to switch minds) Mr Krabs: You’ve already unsuccessfully switched our minds already, your really running out of plans aren’t you?… Plankton: How about you shut up (As they continue to switch minds back at the Chum Bucket, the mind switching machine starts to beep loudly) Mr Krabs: (As they continue to switch minds they suddenly stop and Plankton is revealed to be attached to Mr Krabs’ hip) AH! Plankton: I could scream the same thing (He tries to pull away from Mr Krabs but they are completely connected) I knew something like this would happen… Mr Krabs: You better be able to reverse this Plankton: Well the machine must have powered down half way through the operation and instead of switching minds we’ve merged partly together instead Mr Krabs: So why don’t you just power up the machine again and continue with the mind switching, then we can switch back to our original bodies afterwards… Plankton: I’m afraid it isn’t that easy Mr Krabs: Nothing ever is with you Plankton: Listen, I don’t want to be stuck to you anymore that you do Mr Krabs: How can I possibly work with you connected to me trying to steal the formula when ever I turn my side? Plankton: Look Krabs, I can’t even more let alone steal the formula (He rolls his eye) Time Card: Some time after the scenes you just saw Mr Krabs: (In his office he’s counting him money) Three hundred and sixty two, Three hundred and sixty… Plankton: All you ever do is count money, do you really need to come in to work everyday to do that? Mr Krabs: Shut up (He hits Plankton but misses hitting his hip) Ow (Plankton laughs as Spongebob walks in) Spongebob: (He looks at Plankton on Mr Krabs’ side) Has that boil grown back, Sir? Plankton: This ‘boil’ is most defiantly not a boil Spongebob: Plankton?! Plankton: (Sarcastically) No, Santa Clause Spongebob: Mr Krabs do you know Plankton’s connected to you? Mr Krabs: Of course I do… Plankton and Mr Krabs: …Barnacle head Spongebob: But why…I mean, how?… Mr Krabs: It’s not what it looks like Spongebob: Plankton used his old mind switching machine on you again but it powered down half way through and now you two are joint together as, instead of switching minds, you have been merged together… Mr Krabs: Well I guess it is what it looks like Spongebob: Can’t you just get…Well, cut apart? Mr Krabs: I suppose we could (Scene cuts to the outside of a hospital with a sign outside that reads “Come in for a haircut and we can cut off any body part of your choice“ as inside Mr Krabs screams) …How could you! Oh dear God…It’s not right (Inside Mr Krabs is looking at the bill) …You can’t possibly charge that much just for us to be cut apart Gill Gilliam: I’m sorry sir but that’s what it costs these days… Plankton: Don’t listen to him, He’s got the money Gill Gilliam: First I’ll need to take an examination of the join (He looks at Mr Krabs and Plankton) Yep, your both defiantly joined together) Plankton: We could have told you that before we got here Gill Gilliam: Well then why didn’t you? It would have saved you a whole lotta money…And now I believe there’s the matter of the bill Mr Krabs: (Shouting) This is an outrage Gill Gilliam: He’s not going to have a heart attack is he, because I’ll have to charge him if he does Mr Krabs: Just do what your overly paid for Gill Gilliam: (He takes another look at the join between them both) I’m afraid it’s bad news, Were sorry but you can’t be separated, If you had come here earlier there may have been a slim chance we could separate you but your DNA has already started to merge together… Mr Krabs: So that’s it…So long farewell, have a nice life Gill Gilliam: I donâ™t remember telling you to have a nice lifehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_HLsNkFq84&NR=1 Mr Krabs: (He storms out of the office) I can’t believe how money motivated and obnoxious some people can be Plankton: Oh, I think you can Mr Krabs: I don’t think he even tried to see if we could be separated (He thinks of something) Oh no Plankton: What? Mr Krabs: What are we going to do about….Uh,…Sleeping arrangements? Plankton: We’ll worry about tat when it’s time Time Card: 10:00pm Plankton: Ok I’m worried, I guess we’ll just have to stay awake all night and not go to bed Mr Krabs: (He groans) This has gone on for far too long (He pulls out a kitchen knife) Plankton: (He gasps) Don’t do it Krabs! We’ll both die or more importantly I will Mr Krabs: That’s a risk I’m willing to take Plankton: At least wash the knife first, there’s still breadcrumbs on it (Mr Krabs aims the knife while in Spongebob’s house he’s in bed reading as he hears them both scream) Spongebob: Sounds like they’ve finally worked out their differences Plankton: (He looks at his cut on his side) Well what do you know, it worked Mr Krabs: I guess it did now if you don’t mind, get the hell out of my restaurant (He throws Plankton out of the Krusty Krab as he flies along the floor of the Chum Bucket) Plankton: (He stands up and walks into the room Karen used to be in) Ugh, I really miss Pearl Mr Krabs: (He walks out of the Krusty Krab) I wonder if Karen is back from her party yet Time Card: The next day… Mr Krabs: (In his office) SPONGEBOB! (Spongebob runs into his office) Spongebob: Yes sir? Mr Krabs: I can’t remember the code for the safe (He points at the Ultra Safe Safe) Be a good lad and write it down for me Spongebob: Sure (He picks up a notepad and starts to write it down) Just remember, it’s the year you got your first boat mobile: 1768 (He hands Mr Krabs the notepad as he looks at it) Mr Krabs: How am I suppose to read you small writing with my one eye? Spongebob: (He looks at him strangely then walks out the office) I think there’s something wrong with Mr Krabs (He stares into space) Squidward: (He looks around confused) Who are you talking to? Spongebob: Anyone who wants to listen Squidward: Obviously not me then (He continues to read his magazine as Spongebob looks back into Mr Krabs’ office to see his claw turn dark green) Spongebob: (He gasps) Mr Krabs and Plankton’s DNA must have worked so hard into each other that when they were cut apart their DNA started to turn them both into each other! Squidward Who are you? The narrator? Spongebob: If Mr Krabs is acting like Plankton then that means… Squidward: …It means what? Spongebob: I’m just waiting for the scene to cut (The scene cuts to Spongebob approaching Plankton in the Chum Bucket who is now red and has claws) I was right Plankton: What‘s happening to me lad? (A glow starts to appear around both Plankton and Mr Krabs in his office as the music starts) …http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua8Mqv9Y9Rg&feature=channel_video_title Spongebob: (He watches Plankton make his final transformation into Mr Krabs) This is too strange…Are you Plankton now or what? Mr Krabs: I’m not Plankton anymore, The DNA has completely turned me into Mr Krabs Spongebob: So that means… Mr Krabs: …Yes it does (They both run out of the Chum Bucket and into the Krusty Krab to see Plankton in the office looking at the notepad and opening the safe) Where did he get the code for the safe from? Spongebob: Oh Lord (Plankton continues to wind up the numbers) Mr Krabs: If he’s really Mr Krabs and I’m really Plankton then I just have to believe that I’m Plankton working out all my DNA turning myself back into Plankton and the ‘Plankton’ in there to Mr Krabs… Patrick: (Eating a Krabby Patty) That makes absolutely no sense Spongebob: Oh hey Patrick (He waves to Patrick) So what your saying is… Mr Krabs: No time to explain, I just have to believe I’m Plankton and not really Mr Krabs (He hit’s the door) Just try and open the door while I do what I just said I’d do (He thinks of what to do) How can I prove to myself that I’m Plankton (He continues to think) What would Plankton do? (He has an idea) That’s it (He runs outside) Spongebob: Where are you going? Plankton or you whoever it is, has almost gotten into the safe Mr Krabs: I’m taking one for the team Spongebob: That’s the Mr Krabs I know…Wait is that Mr Krabs? I can’t remember Mr Krabs: (He bursts into the Chum Bucket looking around) Where is it to? (He looks around to see a huge barrel of chum) There (He runs up to it and dips his claw into the chum) Here goes nothing, hopefully something (He places the chum on his tongue) That’s not half bad…Oh wait I haven’t swallowed it yet (He swallows it) WHAT THE F- Patrick: …FUDGE ICE CREAM PLEASE (He hands the guy a dollar) Ice cream vendor: Ok, there’s no need to shout Spongebob: (He watches Plankton opening the safe) He’s dragging that out (He turns around to see Plankton walk into the Krusty Krab) Plankton? Oh wait, your Mr Krabs aren’t you? Plankton: That’s right, thanks to the horrible, disgusting taste of chum that only Plankton has ever tasted, I reverted back to my own body (He marches up the office door and squeezes through the bottom of it) Here I go Spongebob: You can do it whoever you are (Plankton walks up to the other Plankton) Plankton: Hey, Plankton it’s me Plankton Plankton: (He turns around to look at the other Plankton) But you can’t be me…I’m you when your me and I’m me when your you (He starts to revert back to his Mr Krabs body) So I’m not really Plankton, I’m Mr Krabs (He grows back his claws and clothes) Mr Krabs: (He looks at Plankton and they both stare at each other) What the hell just happened? Plankton: I don’t know, but let’s never speak of it again Mr Krabs: Agreed (He picks up Plankton) Now get out (He throws Plankton out of Krusty Krab as he falls into the Chum Bucket and Spongebob runs into Mr Krabs’ office) Spongebob: Thank goodness your alright and the formula’s safe… Mr Krabs: I’ll get the formula one day Spongebob: Mr Krabs? Mr Krabs: I’m just kidding with ya lad…But seriously one day I’ll get the stinkin’ formula from Krabs Spongebob: (Confused) Ugh, I give uphttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ggy5b86gHM&feature=related John Lennon - "Mind Games" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabre Posted September 18, 2011 Author Share Posted September 18, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GBxObBOGD8&feature=channel_video_titleSeason 3 episode 14 (54)- "A Drugs Life" FBI Officer: (He's in his office at the FBI headquaters as he grips onto a phone shouting into it) ...That's right: We need all our men, vehicles, helicopters...No, I can't just go with Jerry... (He slams the phone down and signals to Jerry) ...Come on, were going to bust us some criminals Jerry: YAY! That's a good thing right? FBI Officer: It is if you like beating the fish paste out of citizens, which I do Jerry: We all know you do Joe Joe: Please refer to your commanding officer with his rank and... Jerry: ...Whatever...So where do we have to go today? Joe: The same place where we went to investigate those horrible, earhole shattering noises the last couple of years... 123 Conch Street (He looks forward) Also know as the home of that tall weird guy Jerry: You mean that weird tall guy? Joe: Yeah Jerry: Why, what's happened now? Joe: I don't know, but we won't find out sitting around...Unless we get the live news feed from the internet (They run out of the headquaters and jump into a police boat) Remind me again why we're using a police boat... Jerry: Remember your glug glug glug, crash crash, boom? Joe: You didn't need to remind me (They race off towards Squidward's house where they stop outside) Right, be prepared to beat up the crazed thing in the basement Jerry: I thought you said you didn't know what the emergency was? Joe: Well excuse me for trying to build suspense (They both get out of the police boat as Squidward runs out looking scared) Squidward: I'm so glad you're here, It's getting more and more violant Jerry: No one has even told me what it is yet... Joe: It's either a huge, mutated, vicious monster or a clam: So we will have to prepare ourselves for the worse... The clam (They all walk into the house and Joe opens the basement door and slowly walks down into the darkness) It's dark here, very dark...I may need backup Jerry: Ok Sir, I'm right behind you (Jerry starts to walk down the stairs behind him) Joe: Good job I've bought spare underwear as I'm sure there is someone following me... Jerry: I think there's someone in front of me as well...Someone hold me (Squidward sighs and turns the light on as everyone looks at the culprit) Squidward: You!? (They all surround Gary who's completely destroyed everything in Squidward's basement) Joe: You know this snail? Squidward: Unfortunatly, this stupid snail belongs to my less-than-quater wit neighbor Joe: Who, the one in the huge pebble or the overly sized fruit? Squidward: Take your pick (Jerry picks up Gary and they both walk towards the door) Squidward: Thank you so much officers, You're so nice to take time out of your busy schedules to help me Joe: Don't mention it...Just send us the three thousand dollars within the next couple of hours (Squidward mutters under his breath as he shuts the door on them) Now lets get you little trouble maker home (They walk towards Spongebob's house and knock on the door) Open up in the name of the law Jerry: They're never going to answer the door now (They hear voices coming from around the back of Spongebob's house) I think they're in the garden Joe: Well then lets go give them a little visit...Then a hard beating (He puts Gary down and they both walk around the house to hear Spongebob and Patrick talking) Spongebob: Pass me the soap buddy Joe: (They're about to walk into the garden) Lets just listen for a minute (They both put their heads against the fence and continue to listen to them talking) Patrick: Sure (He hands him the bubble soap) You should have seen me yesterday, I had the biggest bubble, need I say that I had so much fun with it... (The FBI Officers both look at eachother) Spongebob: I was there with you, remember? We had that jelly... Patrick: Speaking of jelly, do you have any on you now? Spongebob: Of course, I always carry it around with me (He pulls out a jar of jellyfish jelly) Joe: Soap, bubbles, jelly...Don't you get it? They are all slang names Jerry: Slang names for what? Joe: D-R-U-G-S Jerry: Droids? Joe: Didn't they ever teach you how to spell? Jerry: Know (Joe rubs his face in his hands) Spongebob: I do love our peaceful aftertoon teas, Patrick (The FBI Officers burst into the garden) Put your drugged up hands up, drugies! Spongebob: Drugs?! Where? (He looks around) Joe: I think you both know what we mean (He holds up a plastic bag with a white dust inside) You two will be going down for a long time Patrick: Hey that's my bag of sugar Joe: Why would you carry a bag of sugar around with you? Patrick: What? None of you guys do? Joe: That's enough out of you (He handcuffs Patrick) Spongebob: You can't arrest Patrick! Joe: You're right I can't arrest 'Patrick'...I'm arresting you too Jerry: Do you think that's wise boss? Joe: You don't want me to arrest you again, do you? Jerry: I keep telling you I never took that last donut of yours Joe: Well maybe you didn't but I'm sure spending those three years in prison taught you a lesson of some sort Squidward: (The police boat drives away with Spongebob and Patrick as Squidward bursts out of his house) Spongebob how many times have I told you not to touch my fancy monocule (He walks up to the door to see a letter that he peels off and reads) Huh? 'To whoever's reading this, if you are illiterate then you shouldn't be able to read what I've already written but if you already have then it's obvious you are not' (He scans throug the letter) Get to the point (He continues to read) ...'The owner of this house and the house two doors down have been arrested for possesion of class A drugs and will not returning for a very long time' (He throws the letter down) Spongebob and Patrick arrested? Not returning? (He jumps into the air) I don't care if I only get three minutes of precious silence, I would prefereable prefer more, but as long as they're not here (He happily skips towards his house) This is a once in a lifetime oppertunity, one which I will probably never have again, so I better make the most of it....I'm going to bed (He walks inside and shuts the door behind him) Spongebob: (They arrive at the police station and are taken out of the police boat) What are you going to do to... Joe: You have the right to remain silent Patrick: What if I don't want that right? Joe: Well then you'd be shot with a silence ray... Patrick: That doesn't sound so ba... Joe: ...Then shot with a real gun (They are both pulled into the prison and towards a cell filled with tough looking inmates) Spongebob: A-Aren't there any spare cells? Joe: Nope, all of them have been completely full since the mayor made it illegal to be poor (He leaves as Spongebob and Patrick look at the inmates as they approach them both) Spongebob: Uh, Hey...Do any of you like blowing bubbles? (The inmates all look at eachother) Squidward: (He walks out of his bedroom, happily) I don't think I'll have a sleep that nice until I die...And then I'll still probably be annoyed by Spongebob (He walks down the stairs and outside) Now to do everything I couldn't do when Spongebob was around (The music starts as Squidward happily walks around town with a huge smile on his face...)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy3FiHns3Rk&feature=channel_video_title Squidward: (He walks into his house just as his shell phone rings and he picks it up) What? Spongebob: Squidward you've got to help us, Me and Patrick are in prison and were being beaten up and my job and Gary and... Squidward: ...I really wish I could Spongebob but...I don't want to (He laughs and hangs up) Spongebob: (Confused) Squidward? Buddy? Hello? Squidward: Wow that montage really tired me out (He lies down on his sofa and starts to fall asleep as he starts to have a nightmare) Spongebob: Help us Squidward Patrick: Why won't you help us Spongebob and Patrick: DO IT, DO IT, DO IT... Squidward: (He wakes up) Great they're even annoying me in my sleep (He falls off of the couch) I need to get out of the house... (The phone rings and he picks it up) Mr Krabs: ...Squidward get out of your house, You're late for work Squidward: Well it can't all be great (He sulks and puts on his Krusty Krab hat and walks outside towards the Krusty Krab as he looks at the two empty houses) Oh happy days (He jogs towards the Krusty Krab and to his post taking Nat's order) How may I help you kind sir? Nat: Why are you so happy? Squidward: My neighbors are in prison... Nat: (Strangely) ...Ok Squidward: ...Spongebob? (He looks through the serving hatch) Oh that's right...He's not here (He laughs as Mr Krabs shouts from his office) Mr Krabs: Spongebob go take the garbage out back Squidward: (Shouting to Mr Krabs) He's in prison Mr Krabs: Well then you do it Squidward: No way am I doing Spongebob's job...That's it I'm breaking him out.... Oh and Patrick if I have to (He walks out of the Krusty Krab) They may be annoying, obnoxious idiots with no brain power or brain cells... Squidward: ...Little irritants.... But they are sort of my friends, sort of... (He leaves) Mr Krabs: (He walks out of his office) ...Oh and Squidward... (He looks around but can't see Squidward) Where'd he go? Fred: Gone to break some guys out of prison Mr Krabs: But he just... Ugh, what's the point? (He walks back into his office) Patrick: (In the cell he and Spongebob are surrounded by the inmates) Ok, but this is the last time (Spongebob pulls out some bubbles and they both start to sing...)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uHK1p_ykmg&feature=channel_video_title Spongebob: (The inmates all clap them) Ok, could we go to bed now? Mitch: Sure, Goodnight my sweet prince's (They get into bed just as Squidward walks into the cell) What are you doing stick man? Squidward: I'm here to get my f-f-f-friends out of here Spongebob: Squidward?! Butch: You're not taking anyone anywhere Squidward: I think I am (He walks towards Spongebob) Come on Spongebob, you need to take the garbage out at the Krusty Krab (They all surround Squidward angrily) Butch: I said they're not going anywhere (He grabs Squidward's arm) Spongebob: Guys please (They hit Squidward round the face) Patrick: Squidward (They both run up to Squidward who's got a black eye) Spongebob: Why did you do that? Jimmy: No one takes our singing freaks Patrick: What if we want to leave? Mitch: You're in a prison cell, you can't leave (They all stand around them) Spongebob: Patrick you know what to do (Patrick pulls out Spongebob's karate gloves) Jimmy: Awh, how cute (Spongebob walks up to him and pulls back his arm back) Squidward: (Scene cuts to him lying on the ground outside as he slowly wakes up) W-What happened? Patrick: You should have seen Spongebob, he was like boom boom pow Squidward: Really? Patrick: He knocked them all out cold, and you missed all the action of us dragging you outside and... Squidward: Ok Patrick, I get the picture Patrick: But I didn't give it to you yet (He holds up a picture of Spongebob punching the inmates) Spongebob: Come on buddy, lets get you home (They both put Squidward around their shoulders and start to walk home) Patrick: (He pulls a bag of white dust out of his pocket) Hey guys...Look what I took off the guards Spongebob: Patrick that's not... Patrick: ...My bag of sugar? Yes it is, my sweet sweet sugar (He smells it) Squidward: What are you doing? Patrick: I just love this stuff so much Squidward: ...Are you sure that, sugar? Spongebob: Yeah it is Squidward: Then why's he getting like that over it? Spongebob: Patrick does like his sugarhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ggy5b86gHM&feature=relmfu U2 - "Beautiful Day" SpongeBob SquarePants ft. Patrick Star - "The Bubble Song" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sabre Posted September 24, 2011 Author Share Posted September 24, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GBxObBOGD8&feature=channel_video_titleSeason 3 episode 15 (55)- "Picture Perfect" Sandy: (She's walking through the corridor of her treedome with Spongebob as they look at photos on the wall) ...Then I won in 2009 with my Nut Cracking Creation, then in 2010 with my Nutty Professor Machine... Spongebob: So surely you'll win first price at the science exhibition this year Sandy: Well that's the problem, I just can't think of an idea for an investion that I haven't already made (She puts her hand on Spongebob's shoulder) So if you could think of anything...I was sort of going for a nut theme this year, just to be different y'know Spongebob: I can't think of anything at the moment, but I will definatly think about it while working hard at hard, I mean work (He puts on his Krusty Krab hat) Sandy: Ok, I'll see you later (They hug as Spongebob leaves and walks towards the Krusty Krab) Plankton: (He walks towards the Krusty Krab with blue prints and a camera) This is my best plan yet...And I'm not just saying that because I have a high opinion of myself (He glares evilly at the blue prints) Once I get a snap shot of the secret formula there's no stopping me (He continues to walk towards the Krusty Krab) Now I just need to safely store the blue prints in my back pocket (He puts them in his back pocket as they fall onto the floor while he walks inside with the camera) I must not let myself be seen.... Squidward: (He spots Plankton) Awh, not you again...Why don't you just give up with your life long goals, I know I did along time ago Plankton: Step aside freakjob (He walks into Mr Krabs' office as Mr Krabs is polishing the glass formula bottle) Mr Krabs: It looks as clean as the day I found it in the garbage can outside the homeless shelter (Plankton takes a photo of the formula as Mr Krabs notices him) Hey bug, what are you doing? Plankton: You'll see, you'll all see...(He laughs evilly as Mr Krabs picks him up) ...Oh... Spongebob: (He happily walks up to the Krusty Krab to see Plankton being thrown out and back to the Chum Bucket by Mr Krabs) What'd he do this time, Sir? Mr Krabs: Neptune knows (He walks back inside followed by Spongebob who stands on Plankton's blue prints) Spongebob: (He picks them up) Hmm...? Plankton: (In the Chum Bucket, he rubs his injured head) I wish he would stop doing that? (He gets up to see the camera on the ground) Excellent (The photograph of the formula prints out) Even more excellent (He takes the photo and inserts it into a machine next to him) In a few seconds the photograph will be analysed and the formula will appear right here in the Chum Bucket (He eagerly awaits) This invention is going to blow everyone's minds...Hopefully not literally and not my mind (The machine starts to breakdown) How did I not see this coming (It explodes causing Plankton to fly across the room) What did I do wrong, I followed the blue prints exactly (He feels his back pocket for the blue prints) Oh no, where did I put them? (The photo of the formula floats to the ground as he stands up) I'm sure I had them, where are they? Spongebob: (In the Krusty Krab, he's on the company phone talking to Sandy) ...Yeah, I'll bring them over after my shift... (He holds up the blue prints) ...I can't understand them but I'm sure you will (Mr Krabs walks out of his office to see Spongebob on the Krusty Krab phone) Mr Krabs: (He walks up to Spongebob and unplugs the phone wire) I thought I told you to only use the companies phone in case of emergencies Spongebob: But sir... Mr Krabs: Don't but sir me.... Calling your girlfriend is not an emergency, now get back to work (Spongebob walks into the kitchen) Squidward: (Confused) If you say we only use the phone in case of emergencies then why didn't you use it when that guy had a heart attack here last week? Mr Krabs: It's only allowed to be used for life and death situations Squidward: But he did die! Mr Krabs: Look Squidward, If you want to pay for the phone bill each month then go ahead Plankton: (In the Chum Bucket, he flips over a chair then feels under his refrigerator) Wait a minute...Why am I feeling under a refridgerator when I obviously must have dropped it in the Krusty Krab (He walks outside) And it must still be there... Spongebob: (In the treedome he hands the blue prints to Sandy) ...There you go Sandy, I hope they're up to your scientificy needs (Sandy looks at the blue prints) Sandy: A photographic teleportation device, sounds pretty simple... Spongebob: Oh Sandy: But I only have until Tuesday so I guess that's a good thing (She lays them out on the ground) Well then, lets get started Plankton: (He walks around the Krusty Krab looking for the blue prints) Hey you... (He walks up to Squidward)...Long, skinny one...You haven't seen any blue prints lying around have you? Squidward: Maybe, what's it to you? Plankton: Listen bup, they... (He watches as Squidward starts to disappear) Wha...?! Where'd he go? (He looks around) Squidward: (He apppears from the machine in the treedome) What? Why am I here? Spongebob: Hey Sandy, it worked Sandy: Well I told you the design was pretty.... Squidward: Uh, hello... Spongebob: Hey Squidward Squidward: The point still remains, I'm here...I was somewhere else a second ago, WHY?! Sandy: Oh you were our guinea pig for my invention...We brought you here with a photograph Spongebob had of you Squidward: Oh that's really something (He takes the photo from the machine and tears it up) Never do it again...even when you're not in a mile radius of me, you still have to annoy me (He storms out) Spongebob: Don't worry Sandy, I've got more (He pulls out a whole photo album entitled "Squidward - September 2011 Vol. 4") Sandy: Well we now know it works, So I just need to keep it safe until the exhibition this Tuesday Spongebob: Well we better cover it up with something.... Sandy: Did I say we couldn't have some fun with it first (She smiles at Spongebob) Plankton: (Squidward walks into the Krusty Krab as Plankton watches him) What happened? Squidward: I got abducted by a sponge and squirrel Plankton: What do you mean? Squidward: They put a handsome photo of me into a machine and I appeared at the treedome...Now are you going to get out or do you want to be kicked out? Plankton: Kicked out I guess Squidward: Eugene! (Mr Krabs walks out of his office and kicks Plankton back to the Chum Bucket) Mr Krabs: I love my job (He walks back inside as Plankton flies through the air) Plankton: Now to just go over to that squirrels dome (He smashes to the ground) ....Ow (He gets up and pulls the photo of the formula out of his pocket and makes towards Sandy's house) I'm so close to getting the formula, I can almost taste it...Or maybe it's just the taste of blood in my mouth from when I hit the ground (He looks through the treedome to see Spongebob and Sandy inside using the machine) Gottcha! Spongebob: (A bowl of nachos appears out of the machine) ...And people thought I was crazy taking a picture of nachos at a restaurant Sandy: That was mainly me Spongebob Spongebob: (He starts to eat the nachos) If only Patrick were here to enjoy these with me (Plankton sneaks inside the treedome and hides behind the table) Sandy: Well why don't you make him come here? Spongebob: Great idea Sandy (He pulls out a photo album entitled "Patrick - September 2011 Vol. 9") Sandy: (Sandy looks at the album) You never told me the next volume was out (Spongebob pulls out a photo of Patrick and starts to put it into the machine when his cell phone rings and he answers it) Spongebob: Hello? (Behind the table, Plankton is on his cell phone doing an imitation of Mr Krabs) Plankton's imitation: Yeah, uh...Lad you've got to come over to me overrated restaurant... Spongebob: I'll be over right away Sir Plankton's imitation: ...Also, I'm a big idiot with no life or friends (He sniggers) Spongebob: Are you talking about Plankton again Sir? Plankton's imitation: Just come over (He puts his cell phone away) Spongebob: Well it sounds like Mr Krabs needs me so I better be off (Plankton watches as Spongebob leaves the treedome) Sandy: Well I better clean this thing out before the exhibition (She opens up the machine and takes out a stack of photographs, carrying them inside) Plankton: (He watches Sandy walk inside) Perfect! With sponge freak gone and ferret features inside there's no one to stop me (He pulls out the photograph of the formula) Hello beautiful (He climbs up the machine with the photo) Spongebob: (Walking towards the Krusty Krab he turns around to see Plankton through the treedome ontop of the machine) Plankton! (He runs back towards the treedome as Plankton locks the door so he can't enter) No don't do that, how am I suppose to get in and stop you now? Plankton: You can't (He laughs) Now where was I? (He climbs back onto the machine and places the photograph into the machine) Spongebob: (From outside he shouts) SANDY! PLANKTON'S IN YOUR HOUSE Sandy: (She looks out the tree) Who's in my what? (She spots Plankton) You! (She sprints outside and towards Plankton as he tries to shove the photo into the machine) Plankton: Hurry up damn you (The photo completely enters the machine while in the Krusty Krab's safe, the formula starts to disappear) Sandy: (She reaches Plankton) Not so fast, bucko Plankton: The names Plankton, Squirrely Sandy: I don't care if you Leonardo Di Fishy, no one touches my invention (The formula starts to appears in the machine) Plankton: Well too bad (He rubs his hand across the machine) Sandy: I don't think you counted on me doing this (She unplugs the machine and the formula disappears from the machne and reappears completely in the safe) Plankton: Now really, that wasn't very bright (He plugs it back in while Sandy pulls it back out) We can't do this all day can we? Sandy: Sure we can (Plankton pulls the photo of the formula out of the machine while Sandy makes a grab for the machine, moving it away from Plankton) Plankton: Hey give that back (Sandy pulls a picture of the Chum Bucket restaurant out of her pocket) How did you get that picture? Sandy: I cut it out from the Bikini Bottom Times column "The worst places you could possibly be - Ever" It was ranked number two Plankton: Really? What was number one? Sandy: The Chum Bucket, one year ago (She inserts the photo into the machine) I bet you didn't know it can also transport people to places Plankton: Of course I do, I designed it (Sandy aims the machine at Plankton as he spins it around to face Sandy) Now look who's in control Sandy: Get that thing away from me (She runs around the treedome as Plankton tries to aim the machine at her) Plankton: Y'know it would be alot easier if you didn't keep moving Sandy: Get your filthy green hands off of my machine (He shoots her and she is zapped to the Chum Bucket) Oh great Plankton: Now that see's gone there's no one to stop me... (Spongbob bursts in) Spongebob: Think...(Plankton zapps him to the Chum Bucket) ...again Plankton (He looks around) Huh? What just happened? (He walks around looking for Sandy) Sandy, are you here? Sandy: (Shouting from upstairs) I'm in Plankton's bedroom Spongebob: Um...Ok, may I ask why? Sandy: I need something important, something that could thwat Plankton Plankton: (He inserts the photo back into the machine) Third time lucky (In the safe the formula starts to disappear) No one can stop me now...At least I think they can't Spongebob: (In the Chum Bucket, Sandy walks down the stairs) Have you got what you need Sandy? Sandy: Sure have Spongebob: Then lets roll (They both run out of the Chum Bucket) Plankton: (Half of the formula is in the machine as Plankton tries to hurry it along) Jeez is it slow today (He looks around to see Spongebob and Sandy running towards the treedome) Not those two jokers (He looks around the treedome) At least there is no way they can get in... Sandy: ...I know a way to get in (She points to the top of the treedome where there is a seal that stops water getting in and out) You take this and climb up before he completes downloading the formula (Spongebob takes the bag and starts to climb up the treedome) Plankton: (He spots Spongebob climbing up the side of the dome) Why don't they just leave me alone? (The formula is 95% complete so he takes it from the machine) And then Plankton ran (He runs towards the exit when he discovers the top of the formula bottle has not appeared yet) Oh great (He puts it back into the machine and it continues to download the formula) Sandy: (Shouting to Spongebob) How ya doing Spongy? Spongebob: (He reaches the top of the treedome and kneels down) I've reached the summit Sandy: Right, now remember what I told you Spongebob: Right...Something about licking doorknobs on other planets Sandy: No, in the bag Spongebob: Oh yeah (He opens the bag and pulls out a photograph) Good luck (He slides it through the seal and it starts to float down towards the machine) Plankton: (He watches as the photograph falls towards the machine) Oh no, a photograph, what will I ever do? (He moves the machine to the left and the photograph falls to the ground) It's too late, losers Sandy: No one makes fun of my natural losing ability (She pulls out a control and presses it as a fan lifts out of the ground inside and blows the photo into the air and falling into the machine) Plankton: Huh? Machine: Overriding previous image...Uploading new image (The formula disappears and reappears in the safe as Karen appears in the treedome) Plankton: Karen? (He opens the machine to see a photo of Karen) Karen: What am I doing here? I was just charging myself up and now I'm here Plankton: I was so close to getting the formula and you ruined it, as per usual Karen: See this is why we had a divorce, you're always thinking about yourself Plankton: Well maybe I wouldn't if you ever started listening to what I had to say Karen: Oh I see how it is... Spongebob: (Spongebob slides down and watches them both arguing inside) Thank Neptune we won't ever be like that, right Sandy? Sandy: Tell me about it...Oh I almost forgot, it's the 12th anniversary of the first time we ever met, what did you get me? Spongebob: Um...Be right back (He runs away) Sandy: Tuh, typical man (She rolls her eyes) Sandy: (At the science exhibition, Sandy finds that her machine has been given 3rd place) Hey, who gave me third place? Judge: That would be me (He reveals himself from the crowd) Your machine is good and all but it just lacks.... Sandy: (She inserts the photograph of the Chum Bucket into the machine and aims it at the judge) Judge: ...And another thing (He is zapped by the machine and he disappears) Sandy: No one gives Sandy Cheeks the 3rd place ribbon Judge: (He appears in the Chum Bucket) W-Where am I? Plankton: You're in the Chum Bucket, and your just in time to try our first batch of chum for the day Judge: Let me out of here (He slams on the door) Plankton: I think you'll find escape is quite impossible (He laughs evilly as he hears a beep) Ooh, the chums ready Judge: NOOOO!!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ggy5b86gHM&feature=relmfu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabre Posted October 1, 2011 Author Share Posted October 1, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GBxObBOGD8&feature=channel_video_titleSeason 3 episode 16 (56)- "Squidward in Da House" Patrick: (In an empty Krusty Krab, Spongebob and Patrick are sitting around looking bored) Your boring Spongebob, stop boring me with your boringness... Spongebob: Sorry buddy, I guess I just can't think of anything fun to do today Patrick: Thank Neptune you have a best friend like me then (He pulls out a firecracker) I bought this beauty from the gift shop when I visited Bikini Atoll Spongebob: (Scared) Are you sure those things are legal? Patrick: I don't know much...So no, I don't know if they're illegal (He places it onto the table and pulls out a match) But we won't find out staring at it Mr Krabs: (In his office, he's on the phone) ...Yeah, I know the safety inspector is coming tomorrow...Everything's is ship shape and ready for him, and there's absolutely nothing that could go wrong...Nothing at all...(He hears an explosion) Hold that thought... (He puts the phone down and walks out of his office to see Patrick and Spongebob sitting in the middle of the destroyed Krusty Krab) Why do I ever let you two in here before we open? Spongebob: Mr Krabs, are you angry at us? Mr Krabs: Of course not Spongebob: Then why are you chocking Patrick? (Mr Krabs looks at his claws that are around Patrick's neck) Mr Krabs: (Angrily) It's for his own enjoyment! Squidward: (Outside of his house, he's watering his flowers) At least Patrick's not around to eat my plants...Or the watering can (He continues to water the plants as he notices Squilliam on the other side of the street) Oh no, not... Squilliam: ...Sir Squilliam Arthur-Reginald Fancyson gracing you with his magnificent presence (Everyone cheers) Squidward: Gee, it's like he's some sort of movie star... Squilliam: I smell the stench of failure...Oh wait, it's just my nemesis (He walks up Squidward) Squidward Tentacles is that you under those peasant clothes? Squidward: Only if that's Squilliam Fancyson under that huge, swell head Squilliam: I've heard better come backs from a corpse (He 'accidentally' stands on his flowers) Oops Squidward: Don't you know when your not wanted Squilliam, and I really don't want you here Squilliam: Oh by the way, I've found a space in my schedule so I'll be coming over later for some light lunch Squidward: I don't think so, you can't just waltz on over here and arrange a tea in my house without my permission Squilliam: Well then I guess you won't mind me shaming you amongst the community Squidward: Why would I? You do it all the time Squilliam: I guess you don't know that I'm good friends with the head of the Bikini Bottom Musical Arts committee who I could get to sign you up like that (He flicks his fingers) Squidward: What time should we say then? Plankton: (In the Chum Bucket, Plankton is sulking at a table) The food's practically edible, I can sort of force myself to smile so why don't I get customers? (He looks around at the cracked walls and insects everywhere) I guess the dungeon theme doesn't suit some people (He stands up) And instead of doing any manual labor I'll need to find a place to sale chum that's less 'vile' or 'disturbing' Squidward: (He's in Sadie's bedroom sitting on her bed and talking with her) So Sadie, My nemesis who you've never met is coming over so I want you to call him 'uncle' or 'uncy Squilliam', whatever (He stands up) So I'll be spending the rest of the day in the tea room and probably won't be out for a long time Sadie: So you're spending all day in that one room? Squidward: That's what I just said Sadie: So what should I do for all that time? Squidward: (He walks towards the exit) I don't know, girly things - Read a book or do a crossword (He leaves and Sadie picks up her cell phone) Sadie: Or have an... (She puts the phone up to her ear) ...ATTIC PARTAY! Sandy: (She runs into the ruins of the Krusty Krab) I came here as fast as I could... (She looks around) ...Wow it looks like a bomb hit this place Patrick: I would hardly call it a bomb, more of a small nuclear weapon Spongebob: Don't worry Mr Krabs, Sandy will have this place cleaned up in no time, will you Sandy? Sandy: No Mr Krabs: Then why are you even here? Sandy: I won't clean it up, but my machine will Mr Krabs: Really? Sandy: Sure, this place just needs a woman's touch...A mechanical woman that's more machine than woman, but you know what I mean Mr Krabs: So...Where is it? Sandy: Oh I haven't build it yet, it won't take long Mr Krabs: But I need this placed cleaned up now Sandy: You can't rush science Mr Krabs, although ironically I did with my device that speeds things up Mr Krabs: Well how am I supposed to sale Krabby Patties in this place? Sandy: Well...You can't, but I've told you it'll only take a few... Mr Krabs: That'll never do, I need to find a place to sale food while your working on that robot man thingy Sandy: It's a mechanical wom... Mr Krabs: Do I look like I care? Sandy: No, no you don't Sadie: (She's at the front of Squidward's house as many teenagers flood into the house) Wow, I don't even know half of these guys Jack: Hey Sandra Sadie: It's Sadie Jack: No, I'm Jack (He walks inside with everyone else) Come on in, there's plenty of space (Pearl walks up to her) Pearl: How did you get your dad to agree to this? My dad would have shouted at me and then given me two cents to go out and 'have a good time' Sadie: Lets just say, he doesn't know Pearl: So, he's out? Sadie: No, But I've got it all under control (She looks inside) ...Try not to puke on that rug...Or in that vase (Scene cuts to Squilliam and Squidward in the tea room) Squilliam: (He looks around the room) I like this room Squidward: Really? Squilliam: Wait, not like, hate (Squidward stares at him angrily) Squidward: When did you say you had to leave again? Squilliam: Forcing you guest to leave? The head of the Bikini Bottom Musical Arts committee won't like that Squidward: (Under his breath) He's not the only one that doesn't like someone Squilliam: What did you say? Squidward: More tea? Mr Krabs: (He's in his office, crying) I can't afford to not make any profit for a whole hour...I'm barely scraping by now (He wipes away his tears with a fifty dollar bill) Spongebob: Hey, why don't you use your house as a place to sale Krabby Patties? Mr Krabs: I've got an even better idea, why don't we use your house? Spongebob: Great idea! Mr Krabs: Then what are we waiting for? (They walk out of the Krusty Krab) Spongebob: Don't mind Gary, he just likes his alone time doing...I don't actually know (They walk towards Spongebob's house) Squilliam: So Squidward, what have you been doing with your dull, dull life since I last saw you? Squidward: I didn't shoot anyone if that's what you mean Squilliam: Not this again Squidward: Yes this again (They hear a smash from outside the room) Squilliam: Sounds like your crummy house is falling to pieces (Squidward stands up) Sadie: (She hurries the teenagers into the attic as she quickly places the pieces of broken vase onto the table) Barry, why'd you always have to break stuff? Barry: That's just my style, babe (She climbs into the attic as Squidward opens the door and sees his smashed vase) Squidward: That was my favorite vase, how'd it break? Squilliam: Maybe you just looked at it (He laughs) Squidward: Another terribly unfunny sarcastic remark from Squilliam Fancyson (He shuts the door behind him) Plankton: (He walks past Squidward's house as he sees the teenagers walking inside) Look at all those hungry teenagers, they sure look...hungry (He walks towards the house) I know who and what can feed them...Me and chum (He laughs as he sneaks inside with the teenagers) Now, where to set up shop (He looks around to see the basement) Hmm...The damp darkness of the basement should work perfectly and won't be a drastic step upwards from the Chum Bucket (He walks down the basement as the teenagers continue to walk into the house) Spongebob: (He walks to his house with Mr Krabs following him) You wait inside while I go and check on Sandy and the machine (He opens the door as he runs off towards the treedome) Patrick: (He sprints towards his house) Need a pee, need a pee, need a p...(He slams into the bathroom door, getting up he realizes the door is locked) Of all the times and all the bathrooms that could be locked (He barges into the door but it won't budge) Sandy: (In the treedome, she steps back from the machine as it starts to melt) Please, not again (Spongebob runs in) Spongebob: How's the machine Sandy? Sandy: It worked perfectly, then the sunlight shone through my glass dome and it melted the plastercine in the machine...then it happened again, and again, then again and suprisingly not that time but the time after that and after that... Spongebob: Why don't you come over to my place and do your thing there? Sandy: Gee thanks Spongebob, I'll gather my things and I'll be over in a minute Spongebob: No problem...(He giggles) ...Girlfriend (He leaves and walks towards his house) Sadie: (The teenagers are making lots of noise in the attic) Please try and keep the noise at a minimum Janey: Did you say MAXIMUM?! Sadie: You know I didn't (Janey walks over to the record player and turns it on as the music starts to play...) Squilliam: (In the tea room, they can here the music coming from somewhere) Do you hear that music? Squidward: Yeah, it sounds like it's coming from the attic (He gets up and walks towards the door) Squilliam: Leaving your guests alone? The head... Squidward: (Mimiking Squilliam) ....of the Bikini Bottom Musical Arts committee won't like that (He sits back down) Squilliam: Now let me tell you about my awards... Squidward: Please don't Squilliam: It would be my pleasure (Squidward sighs) Sadie: (She turns off the record player as the teenagers all look at her) Now please, no more noise (Plankton bursts into the attic) Plankton: Hey kids, Come to the basement now for food and that's an order you spoiled little brats (The teenagers all look at eachother and clamber out of the attic towards the basement) Come on, there's plenty of chum for you all Sadie: Hey, you can't come here to advertise Plankton: Watch me, sister (He follows the teenagers down the attic stairs and towards the basement) Sadie: Only now do I realise the flaw in this idea (She follows them down the stairs making sure they don't make a noise) Mr Krabs: (In Spongebob's house, he's in the kitchen) So I'll put Cashy there (He points to the window when he notices Plankton leading the teenagers down to Squidward's basement) Plankton?! With customers?! He's not allowed to have those (He runs out of the house as the phone starts to ring in Spongebob's house) Spongebob: (He walks into his house as the phone stops ringing) Mr Krabs, are you here? (He hears Mr Krabs calling from Squidward's window) Mr Krabs: Come on lad, we don't have all day Spongebob: (He walks into Squidward's house) Are you sure Squidward will allow us in his house? Mr Krabs: Yeah sure whatever, now lets go make some green stuff Spongebob: It's just that he gets angry at me and Patrick even if we come within a seventy foot radius of his house Mr Krabs: But you live right next to him Spongebob: I guess that's why he's always angry (They both walk down the basement to see Plankton selling chum to the teenagers) Plankton: Krabs! (He walks up to Plankton) Get off my turb Krabs Mr Krabs: This ain't your turf Sadie: It ain't not any of your turfs...Wait, what? Mr Krabs: Hey, who's sick of Plankton's chum? (A teenager is sick on the floor) Not what I meant but, who would rather have a delicious, not really nutricious, Krabby Patty? (Everyone cheers) Sadie: Oh brother Squilliam: ...And of course you know I won the ultimate fancy award that year as well as the... (Squidward sighs then stands up) Squidward: How about you shut up while I go and make some snacks Squilliam: Good idea, My mouth is dry from boasting so much Squidward: Tell me about it Squilliam: Oh I will, when you return Squidward: Can't wait (He rolls his eyes as he leaves the room and walks towards the kitchen) I suppose I could poison the coral bits (He walks into the kitchen) Hey, where are my coral bits...and my oven Mr Krabs: (In the basement, Mr Krabs has the oven and throws out the coral bits) Now for the patties (He throws them onto the grill and starts to cook them) Don't worry, there's plenty more where they came from (Plankton throws chum at his face) So it's a food fight you want Sadie: Please no Plankton: Bring it on Krabs (He grabs for the chum) You're going down (They both start throwing food as Sadie watches on in horror)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuZTE-nrAiQ Mrs Puff: (She knocks on Spongebob's front door loudly) Open up you little freak, I've got a schedule to keep (She notices Sandy walking towards Squidward's house carrying the machine) Excuse me miss, Do you know where Spongebob is? I've been calling him all day, he just needs to take a quick driving test around town so I can see how much he's 'improved' since I gave him his license Sandy: Sure Mrs Puff, I'll just go get him (Sandy walks into Squidward's house carrying the machine) You stay there (She puts the machine down as she walks down into the basement to see the huge food fight) What the nuts?! (She runs up to Spongebob) What's going on? Spongebob: Plankton and Mr Krabs started a FOOD!... (He ducks as a Krabby Patty misses his head) ...Fight and now everyone's joined in (They both duck down) Sandy: Oh yeah, Mrs Puff wants to see you... Spongebob: What for? Sandy: Some sort of driving test, she didn't really say much Spongebob: Driving test? (He starts to shake as he walks out of the basement) Sandy: Now to go and work on my invention (A chum stick misses her foot) Really now, was there any need for that...Such a weak shot (She picks up a Krabby Patty) Who wants this? (Everyone steps back as Plankton raises his hand) Plankton: I want it... (She throws it at him)...But obviously not the way you mean (They all continue to throw food around the basement) Sadie: That is enough, no one throw anymore food while I go get something to clean this up Mr Krabs: What did she say? Jack: I don't know (They all continue to throw food) Sadie: (She walks past the tea room as Squidward emerges) Squidward: Can you come and talk to Squilliam for a second, he's getting on my nerves even more than usual (He pushes her into the room) You keep him entertained while I go check on that noise coming from the basement...I bet it's Spongebob's snail again (He starts to walk away as Sadie gets anxious) Squilliam: So you're new here aren't you? Where did Squidward say he found you again...A dumpster? Sadie: Yeah, whatever you say (She quickly gets up and leaves the room) Squilliam: Like father like daughter (He sips his tea) Sadie: (She catches up with Squidward on the stairs) Don't worry about the noise, Just go talk to Squilliam, you don't want him to do whatever you said he was going to do, do you? Squidward: I guess you're right although it made absolutely no sense (He walks back into the room and sits down) Squilliam: Now where was I? Oh yes, I won the award for... Sadie: (She walks into the basement to see everyone still fighting) Come off it you guys (She looks around) Hey, where's Janey? Squilliam: (He's still talking to Squidward) ...But of course I couldn't accept that award without making a speech first Squidward: Of course not (He rolls his eyes as Janey walks into the room) Janey: Hey Sades, do you know where a gal can get a head bandage around here, that chum hit me in the head real hard (She rubs her head) Squidward: (Confused) What are you doing in my house? (Plankton and Mr Krabs burst into the room fighting) Plankton: Give up Krabs Mr Krabs: NEVER! Squidward: What are you doing in my... (Spongebob crashes his boat into the side of the room as Mrs Puff inflates) How'd you manage to crash into the room, it's on the second floor Mrs Puff: He's a VERY bad driver Squidward: (The walls starts to crack and Sandy falls into the room with the machine) Ok, what the hell is going on here? What are you all doing in...Wait, I'm not even going to say it as someone else will probably burst in (Water floods into the room as Patrick strolls in) Patrick: Your toilets clogged up again Squidward Squidward: Just get out, all of you (He sulks) You all ruined my only chance to impress my arch nemises (Spongebob gets out of the boat) Spongebob: Aww...Were all really sorry Squidward Mr Krabs: Sorry Mr. Squidward Jack: Sorry Mr. Tennisballs (All the teenagers nod their heads) Patrick: What did I do? Mrs Puff: Sorry Squidward...But for the record - Spongebob was driving Pearl: Yeah, whatever Sandy: Sorry partner Squidward: You all should be (They all look at the ground) Squilliam: Do you know all these people? Squidward: Unfortunatly Squilliam: So...They're all your friends? Squidward: Well I wouldn't say friends... Spongebob: Squidward's a great friend, right guys (Everyone shrugs) Well I think he is Squilliam: Squidward, do you know how many friends I have? Squidward: Probably about three thousand Squilliam: I mean real friends...Zero is the answer (Everyone gasps) Squidward: What are you talking about? You hang out with loads of people Squilliam: They're not my real friends, they're just around me for my money Squidward: Can't say I blame 'em Squilliam: I guess the reason that I don't have many friends... Squidward: ...Is because you're a horrible, manipulative... Squilliam: Exactly... Squidward: Let me finishes, Cruel, unpleasant... Squilliam: I only pick on people to make myself feel better but no one is truly my friend Squidward: Well maybe if you treated people a little better, then maybe you'd have real friends... Mr Krabs: Yeah, yeah, yeah could we hurry this along? I need to get back before the safety inspector arrives (Scene cuts to the completely clean Krusty Krab as the inspector looks around) Safety inspector: Amazing, everything is so...clean (He walks up to Mr Krabs) Thank you for letting me inspect such a fine establishment Mr Krabs: Don't thank me, Thank Sandy's wonderful invention Safety inspector: Hey buddy, I can't just go giving out my thank you's willy nilly to random folk, sheesh (He walks out angrily) Squilliam: (He and Squidward are sitting on a table in the Krusty Krab) So Squidward, could you teach me to be nice like you Squidward: I don't think I'll be the best teacher but I'll try Squilliam: Thanks...Friend (He smiles at him) Squidward: Now, who feels like a party? Squilliam: Sure, what the hell? (He opens the door and all the teenagers burst in and start partying) Mr Krabs: Hey, get out of here (He walks up to Squidward) You hate parties, why do you suddenly want one in here Squidward: Hey a party is a party...and it not being in my house is a plus (He laughs as Mr Krab runs around frantically stopping the teenagers from breaking everything)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ggy5b86gHM&feature=relmfu Kc & The Sunshine Band - "Get Down Tonight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmy Vermicelli Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 I always enjoy taking a gander at your work, Sabes. I also like your taste in music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabre Posted October 1, 2011 Author Share Posted October 1, 2011 Thank you very much OMJ, I also like my taste in music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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