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Season 3 episode 3 (43)- "Kill Krill: Vol. 1 & 2"

Nat: (In the Krusty Krab Nat walks into the bathroom and washes his fins) I canÔÇÖt believe how much grease there is in my finger nails (He hears a noise coming from one of the toilets) Um, hello?

Spongebob: (In a cubicle) Up a bit, a bit more NO! too high (Nat continues to listen) Ooh yeah, thatÇÖs the stuff (The cubicle begins to open when Nat quickly walks out the bathroom) Now that the lock on the doors fixed, I can go back to seeing everyoneÔÇÖs happy facesÔǪ (He walks out to see all the customers looking unhappy and staring at Spongebob) ÔǪWell faces anyway (He notices Squidward isnÔÇÖt at the register) Squidward? (He turns around to see a smallish krill staring at him) How can I help you sir?

Krill: You couldnÔÇÖt give me directions to the Bikini Bottom Library could you?

Spongebob: Sure can, as soon as you leave you just turn left and walk five yards making a sharp right to the tiny rock situated at your foot, you then take a one hundred and eighty turn until your facing the Chum Bucket you then

Time Card: Twelve minutes later

Spongebob: Then you just have to take three steps to your right and you will be a quarter of the way there

Krill: Is there an easier way to get there? Yknow one that wont take up my whole day?

Spongebob: Well you go in a straight line from here but thatÔÇÖs only if you want to get there by midnight

Krill: ThatÔÇÖs all I was asking (He leaves as Spongebob walks into the kitchen to see smoke everywhere)

Spongebob: (He coughs) Squidward whatÔÇÖs going on?

Squidward: (The smoke clears and Squidward is standing by a cake thatÔÇÖs completely black) So, what do you think Spongebob? (He points at the cake that crumbles onto the floor) Be honest

Spongebob: Well if you want me to be honest, it looks like youÔÇÖve been taking cooking lessons from Plankton

Squidward: No, I meant honest in a good way (He looks at the burnt crumbs on the floor) Oh, your right IÔÇÖve been up all night trying to bake an edible cake to enter into the bake-off on Sunday but I can never make anything edible

Spongebob: You shouldnt lose sleep over something as silly as a bake-off

Squidward: But itÔÇÖs against Squilliam

Spongebob: ItÔÇÖs still not important to lose sleep over

Squidward: But he called me a chicken

Spongebob: Squidward, having experienced people call me a chicken all my life, mostly by you, I suggest you go and whip his tailthingy

Squidward: How am I meant to beat him when I canÔÇÖt cook for my life

Spongebob: Well your just have to cook like your life depended on it

Squidward: I canÔÇÖt (He starts to cry) If I donÔÇÖt enter IÔÇÖll be humiliated by Squilliam and if I do enter IÔÇÖll be humiliated by him

Spongebob: Come on, IÔÇÖll help you (They start preparing to make another cake)

Time Card: Ten minutes later

Squidward: (He puts the cake into the over and shuts the door turning up the temperature) Well itÔÇÖs in the oven

Spongebob: Nothing can go wrong (ThereÔÇÖs a huge explosion that shakes the Krusty Krab) What was that?!

Squidward: Oh great, I knew I shouldnÔÇÖt have touched the cake before it went in the oven (Spongebob looks into the oven but the cake is not damaged)

Spongebob: No the cakes fine, it sounded like it came from the other side of the street (He walks out the kitchen and sees the Chum Bucket has been partially damaged) It came from the Chum Bucket, Planktons probably doing something againHes always doing something (He walks outside and towards the Chum Bucket) I shouldnt just break into his houseWhat would Mr Krabs want me to do (He imagines Mr Krabs telling Spongebob to get out of his office) I should go, just to see what hes up to (He slowly walks into the Chum Bucket to see Plankton sitting on the sofa watching an action movie) What? Whys he not doing anything? (He watches for a little longer) I guess I got the wrong end of the stick (He sees Plankton getting up off the sofa) Better get out of here (He starts to walk out but he falls over his shoe laces and Plankton walks up to him)

Plankton: Nice of you to drop by Spongebob, in my house, when IÔÇÖm not doing anything illegal

Spongebob: I-IÔÇÖm just going

Plankton: I donÔÇÖt think so (He presses a button and all the exits are sealed) Best twenty dollars I ever spent

Spongebob: WhatÔÇÖs going on?

Plankton: It seems youÔÇÖve broke into my house, illegally without my permission

Spongebob: I just walked in through the front door

Plankton: The fact still remains that you broke into my house through the window (He points at his smashed window)

Spongebob: That wasnÔÇÖt me, you know it was those school kids who were here last week

Plankton: Well youÔÇÖre a kid, and a kid smashed my window so your breaking the law

Spongebob: You canÔÇÖt seriously expect me to stay here the rest of my life

Plankton: Now why would I want that?

Spongebob: Because your so lonely

Plankton: Well yes, but no, IÔÇÖve called the police, looks like Krabs will be without a fry cook when he returns

Spongebob: NO!.

Plankton: (He laughs evilly then stops) 

Spongebob: (The both look at each other)

Plankton: SoWanna play a game until they come?

Spongebob: Yeah sure why not

Squidward: (He walks out the kitchen holding a burnt cake) Spongebob look what youÔÇÖve done, the cakes burnt again because of you (He looks outside to see Spongebob being put into the back of a police car) Spongebob! (He runs outside and watches Spongebob get driven away) He sure is getting arrested a lot recently (He watches him drive over the hill and towards the police station) If Spongebob gets out of work, I donÔÇÖt see how I shouldnÔÇÖt (He turns around and locks the Krusty Krab walking back to his house)

Nat: (He and some other customers are locked inside the Krusty Krab) Did he just lock us in here?

Fred: Whatever, as long as I donÔÇÖt have to go to work for the next two weeks (They all continue eating)

Plankton: (He walks back into the Chum Bucket) Now SpongebobÔÇÖs out the picture I can finally get back to what I was doing (He presses a button and the lab flips upside down to reveal a machine half blown to pieces) IÔÇÖll just make a few big adjustments (He puts on a welding mask)

Spongebob: (In the back of the police car) Where are you taking me?

Police Officer: Were taking you to a place where you will never escapeBut first I need to get some milk from the store (They arrive at the police station and the two police officers drag Spongebob inside) Weve got another one Marion (The Prison warden walks up to Spongebob)

Prison warden: What have I told you about calling me that?

Police Officer: What should I do with him?

Prison warden: Just put him in the cell with that guy who like to eat peoples hair

Spongebob: Lucky I donÔÇÖt have any hair (He rubs his bald head)

Police Officer: Oh, he doesnÔÇÖt just eat the hair on you head (He looks at Spongebob as he is dragged into a cell and locked inside)

Spongebob: I donÔÇÖt belong here, IÔÇÖve done nothing wrong

Rodriguez: Neither have I (Spongebob turns around to see a muscular fish sitting on the bench)

Spongebob: Were you wrongly framed as well?

Rodriguez: You could say that, all I did was break a few peoples arms and legs and murder some guy (He holds his hands out to Spongebob) The names Rodriguez

Spongebob: (He looks at his hand) Uh, nice to meet you (He pulls his hand away from him)

Squidward: (In his house he takes a burnt cake out of the fridge) How did this burn, Heat didnt get anywhere near it (He puts it into the garbage) I cant possibly enter the competition no matter how much Squilliam will mock me(His phone rings) What is it Squilliam? - Im a what? - Thats it Im so going to beat you on Sunday - Yes Ill see you there too - No Ill see you first (He slams the phone down as he dramatically puts his chef hat back on) Oh its on now

FBI Officer: (In a hidden room he puts the phone down as he starts to note stuff down on a piece of paper)

FBI Officer #2: Whatcha writing? (He gets up and stands behind him)

FBI Officer: I just got a phone call giving us inside information on those krill that are planning to invade the city and take over throw the Government

FBI Officer #2: So what are we going to do?

FBI Officer: (He raises his hand) TO THE FBI-MOBILE!

FBI Officer #2: You mean your boat-mobile?

FBI Officer: Uh, yeah (They run to the boat mobile)

Spongebob: (In the Police station he slams on the cell door but realizing they wont let him out he sits down on the bench next to Rodriguez) Im never gonna get out of here (The cell door opens)

Prison warden: Spongebob Squarepants get out of there (He stands up and walks out the cell)

Spongebob: Where are you taking me?

Prison warden: YouÔÇÖve got some visitors that probably want to see you for some reason (Spongebob walks into the room to see the two FBI officers standing in front of him)

FBI Officer: Are you SpongeHead BrownSquarepants?

Spongebob: Close enough, are you hear to take me out of prison?

FBI Officer #2: Not quite, but if you follow our instruction and listen to our demands then you may well be released

Spongebob: Oh thank you so much (He hugs them both)

FBI Officer #2: PleaseDont do that (He pushes him away)

Spongebob: What do I have to do to be released?

FBI Officer: Well we were looking over your criminal record and you seem to be clean, so we have selected you to work for the FBI and track down the krill that are planning to enter the town illegally and over throw the Government and your job is to block them out by paroling the border of the city and if needed, take other action (He holds up a gun)

Spongebob: Could you repeat the thing you said aboutThat thing?

FBI Officer: Just do it (He hands Spongebob the gun)

Squidward: (He wakes up with his face in a cake mixture) Huh? (He lifts his head out the bowl to see his kitchen completely covered in mess) I cant believe I stayed up all night trying to bake an edible cake when the bake-offs in(He looks at his watch) TWO HOURS AGO! (He runs out the house and to the Community hall) I hope Im not too late (He runs up to the door with a sign that reads Your too late)

Drats (He notices an open window around the side of the hall where he sneaks around and jumps inside) Just in time (He realises heÔÇÖs standing in someoneÔÇÖs pies) Oh sorry (He gets down and prepares to cook just as Squilliam walks up to him and sees Squidward making a mess and panicking)

Squilliam: Looks like someoneÔÇÖs going to lose

Squidward: Not now SquilliamNot ever, dont you have something to cook?

Squilliam: Oh I finished an hour and a half ago, IÔÇÖm just going around to gloat (He laughs as he walks away)

Squidward: (In anger he smashes the eggs in his hands and they boil in rage) I cant let him win (He slowly puts the eggs into the flour and slowly beats it) Ive got a feeling this is going to be the best thing Ive made (A seahorse barges into Squidward and the bowl falls on the floor)

Seahorse: (He looks at the mixture on the floor) Looks pretty lousy to me (He laughs and takes his dish up to the judges table)

Squidward: He did that on purpose (All his competitors are watching him with angry expressions on their faces) Anyone would think Im some sort of Nazi, when thats more of my cousins thing (Squidward watches them all as a he pours some milk into a jug and a fish throws it on the floor) Oh how grown up of you (He sighs as he starts to wash his hands only to find the water has been replaced with sewage) This is gonna take forever (Theres a montage of Squidward trying to bake the cake and the competitors sabotaging his efforts with everything he does) At last its finally complete (He holds up a presentable cake and slowly walks to the judges table) Just slow Squiddy(Squilliam trips him up and he falls on the floor destroying his cake) Oh that is it (He gets up angrily and tries to piece his cake together) Its no use (He puts it on the table next to the judge)

Judge: (He yawns) All this eating has made me pretty tired, I think IÔÇÖll take five (He slowly stands up and walks out)

Squidward: (He watches them leave as he looks at everyone elseÔÇÖs entries) I knew I should have backed out, itÔÇÖs so unfair (He looks at his cake once more then feels with rage so he pulls out a bottle entitled ÔÇ£PatrickÔÇÖs Excess EarwaxÔÇØ and puts a few drops of it into each cake) I knew this would come in handy one day (He laughs evilly)

Spongebob: (At the training camp he jumps out from behind a bush and takes a shot at some cardboard cut outs of krill using a paint gun) Take this, and this (He hits one in the head as the FBI Officer approaches him) Did I do well?

FBI Officer: Despite killing a few animals, you did pretty well

Spongebob: So when do I start defending myself against real krill?

FBI Officer: Oh they were real (The krill stand up and clutch parts of there body in agony) Thanks for volunteering you guys

Krill: We didnt volunteer? You said if we didnt youd kill our familys

FBI Official: Ha, ha those krill always joking around (He looks suspicious) Anyway Spongebob I think your ready for your mission (He puts his arm around Spongebob and smiles)

Judge: (At the front of the stage he steps forward to the microphone) Greetings one and all and welcome to the first and last annual Bikini Bottom Bake-off (He waits for applause) WeÔÇÖve had some great entries this year, and by great I mean diabolical, They all made me vomit more than watching my big, fat ugly momma get into her bikini (He waits for laughter) Get it cause sheÔÇÖs ugly (No one smiles) Well then IÔÇÖll just reveal the two dishes that made it through to the final and will be competing for the title tomorrow (He pulls out an envelope and begins to read it) Squidward Tentacles and Sheldon Plankton (Everyone looks astonished)

Squilliam: How did they get through? Squidward canÔÇÖt cook for squat and Plankton didnÔÇÖt even enter the competition

Judge: Firstly Squidward may not be able to cook but at least we didnÔÇÖt throw up after eating his and secondly Plankton did not bribe us into putting him into the final

Squilliam: I didnt say tha

Judge: (He covers his ears) IÔÇÖm not listening la, la, la, la (He runs off stage)

Squidward: I canÔÇÖt believe I made the final

Squilliam: Neither can I (He storms out angrily)

Squidward: Poor Squilliam (He laughs hysterically)

Plankton: (Back stage heÔÇÖs standing next to a machine) Now that IÔÇÖve bribed the judges and IÔÇÖve got my latest invention, I canÔÇÖt possibly fail to win the contest and gain customers when the machine makes my food taste irresistible (He laughs while Squidward is listening in)

Squidward: I so surprised he would cheatWell not that surprised

Spongebob: (He paroles the border of Bikini Bottom holding a gun and wearing his FBI uniform) I bet I look so cool (He watches over Bikini Bottom and making sure no krill have entered) IÔÇÖve always got to be one step ahead of the krill (A krill steps in front of him and makes a run into Bikini Bottom) Hey, get back here (Thousands of krill charge into Bikini Bottom and Spongebob canÔÇÖt control them) Hey I told you to stop (The continue running until he pulls his gun out on them) STOP! (They all stop as he aims a gun at one of them) I didnÔÇÖt want to do this, but I canÔÇÖt risk getting sent down and never seeing my friends again (He pulls the trigger and the bullet hits the krill while they scatter he falls to the ground) I canÔÇÖt believe what IÔÇÖve just done (He starts to sob) I never meant to hurt anyone

Judge: (He walks onto the stage) Welcome one and all to the final of the Bikini Bottom Bake-off it only seemed like I was standing here thirty second ago revealing the finalists but it was obviously yesterday that I announced Squidward Tentacles and Sheldon Plankton are the two finalists (They both take a bow)

Squidward: (He whispers to Plankton) I know your little game Plankton, IÔÇÖve been perfecting my recipe all my life

Plankton: Well IÔÇÖve been working on my machine for over two days but you donÔÇÖt see me bragging about that

Judge: Gentlemen start your cooking (They both run to the kitchens and start to prepare everything while Plankton just throws any random thing together in a bowl)

Plankton: CanÔÇÖt go wrong with shards of glass (He throws a DVD in and some felt) And now to whip this bad boy out (He pulls out the machine and aims it at the plate of food transforming it into a really delicious looking meal) Now itÔÇÖs ready

Squidward: (He quickly throws the cake in the oven and turns it on to full power)

Judge: The time is almost up (He looks at his stop watch)

Squidward: Already?

Judge: We need to keep the audience awake so we cut the preparation time in half (He counts down from ten and they both place there food in front of the judge as he starts to eat them)

Plankton: ThereÔÇÖs no way I can lose

Squidward: There is, if you lose (The judge finishes the food and starts to talk to himself)

Judge: We have came to a decision, and the winner of the Bikini Bottom Bake-off 2011 is

Spongebob: (He walks around Bikini Bottom looking for any of the Krill) Has anyone seen thousands of krill around? Anyone? They could be anywhere (Across town in the basement of the Library the krill are having a secret meeting)

Krill #247: We dont have much time, that Sponge is already over us likeWell I dont have anything to compare him with but he is all over us

Krill #63: HeÔÇÖs right, If were going to go through with this we need to do it now, we canÔÇÖt over throw the Government in a day (They all start to argue amongst one another)

Judge: As I was saying, the winner of the Bikini Bottom Bake-off 2011 is (Plankton and Squidward both look at each other) Sheldon Squidward I mean you, the squid thing (He points at Squidward)

Squidward: Really, me?

Judge: YouÔÇÖre the only squid here arenÔÇÖt you?

Plankton: How did he win, I cheated, cheaters always win (He gets angry)

Squidward: Maybe I just practised and over time I got better

Plankton: Well a lot of use you were (He looks at the machine then kicks it over making it fall and roll out the hall and through Bikini Bottom)

Squidward: The best man one (He puts his hand out to Plankton)

Plankton: DonÔÇÖt you mean the best man should have one? (Outside the machine rolls down the hill and shoots across town landing on the ground near the town centre)

Krill #3: (In the basement of the Library) So you want orange soda or cola?

Krill #94: ShouldnÔÇÖt we be talking about out plan?

Krill #3: This is a little more important than over throwing society (Spongebob enters dressed as a krill and sits at the table)

Spongebob Krill: So any secrets you wanna share?

Krill #74: Uh, sure weÔÇÖve

Spongebob Krill: Please can you try and speak into this microphone (He holds up a microphone thatÔÇÖs under his T-shirt)

Krill #59: Hey heÔÇÖs wearing a wire, letÔÇÖs get out of here (They all get up to run away as the FBI burst in)

FBI Officer: FREEZE! (They all separate and run out the Library) What does no one get about the word freeze? (They all run outside barging into PlanktonÔÇÖs machine that starts to beep (Spongebob and the FBI start to chase after them as they hear an explosion) What was that? (They get outside to see that the krill have been crippled on the floor and canÔÇÖt move)

FBI Officer #2: (He looks at Spongebob) You did a good job, son (He pats him on the back) Now help us arrest these outlaws (They start to handcuff the krill)

Squidward: (In the Krusty Krab he, Spongebob and Plankton are sitting around a table) Who wants home-made brownies?

Plankton: Nah, I think IÔÇÖll just take a Krabby Patty to go and maybe the secret recipe on the side

Spongebob: Nice try Plankton (Squidward walks into the kitchen as the FBI walk in with krill handcuffed to them)

FBI Officer: IÔÇÖm just here to clear your criminal record (He tears it up) And maybe have a spare tray of brownies if any are going

Squidward: (In the kitchen) Sure (He pulls a tray of burnt brownies out the oven) Uh oh (He aims PlanktonÔÇÖs machine at the brownies and shoot them) Well I canÔÇÖt be good at everything (He walks back into the Krusty Krab and hands the brownies to everyone

FBI Officer #2: (To Spongebob) Just remember your free to drop by the office anytime

Spongebob: IÔÇÖll remember that (He smiles at them)

Krill #8: These brownies are great (Everyone nods their heads in agreement)

Squidward: I thought they would (He smiles as everyone laughs)

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Season 3 episode 4 (44)- "The Great Sponge Hope"

Governor: (In his office he is sorting out lots of paperwork) ÔǪHow can I be losing money? IÔÇÿve been raising taxes on every single law (He begins to write something down on the paper) Ok um, anyone with no hair must pay extra taxes and anyone with hair has to do the same (He works the cost out on a calculator then writes the amount down) ThatÔÇÖs better, now I can afford to go to the spa next weekend (He sits back in his chair) Bruce, youÔÇÖre a genius (He gets out a cigar as his PA bursts into his office)

PA: Sir

Mayor: What is it now Michelle?

PA: Remember last week when I told you the town was becoming overpopulated? Then you told me to get out as you were so busy?

Governor: What do you expect? I was watching entertainment delights known as daytime television

PA: Well I was right and now thereÔÇÿs too many people, itÔÇÖs probably all the illegal immigrants entering the town but thereÔÇÖs too many and thereÔÇÖs just not enough houses or jobs for them so they start to gather in the streets and making the city look even messier

Governor: (He has an idea) Have you tried?

PA: And no, we canÔÇÖt shoot them

Governor: Oh (He continues to think)

PA: You need to do something about it, before the citizens start to turn on you (She leaves his office)

Mayor: (He has an idea) Thats it! I just need to force a certain species to leave the city, but which one (He pulls out a book entitled The A-Z of Sea Creatures and flicks through the pages) Right now to choose one unlucky species (He looks through the book but cant decide on one) This is harder than I thought, Ill guess Ill use my special Governor abilities (He picks up the book again) Eeny meeny miny mo (He puts his finger on a page of the book) There, Now all I have to do is create an advertising campaign showing how useless the (He looks down at the book)Sponges are and how they must be eliminated from my town (He laughs) No one will expect a thing (He continues to laugh)

Fred: (In Bikini Bottom he paints over a sign that reads ÔÇ£Bikini Bottom: Population 1,352ÔÇØ with a sticker that says ÔÇ£Too Many To CountÔÇØ)

Squidward: (In the Krusty Krab many people are shouting at Squidward for there orders) Will you all just shut up, the little freaks in there cooking your grease tripping food and as many arms as he can grow he canÔÇÖt keep up with all these orders (He sits down) Why donÔÇÖt you all just come back next week or later if possible (Spongebob walks out the kitchen with many plates of food)

Spongebob: DonÔÇÖt worry Squidward, IÔÇÖm on it

Squidward: Good, because IÔÇÿm not (He reads his magazine)

Spongebob: (He walks around handing the food out to everyone) There you go Sir

Nat: (He looks at Spongebob) Wait, did you make this food?

Spongebob: With my own fair hands (He looks at his grease ridden hands)

Nat: Are you a sponge?

Spongebob: What gave it away (He laughs while everyone throws their food onto the floor) WhatÔÇÖs wrong?

Nancy: Your kind doesnÔÇÖt belong here (He stands up in anger)

Spongebob: My kind?

Annette: Yeah, get outta here

Spongebob: What have I done?

Old Man Jenkins: You know what youÔÇÖve done, you and your kind

Spongebob: I really donÔÇÖt know what your talking about

Old Man Jenkins: You devils of the sea

Lou: Yeah, what he said

Squidward: Hey wait (He stands up) You think Spongebob doesnÔÇÖt belong here? He may be a stupid, insignificant and useless but heÔÇÖs got just as much right to be here as you all do and anyway heÔÇÖs doing my job

Spongebob: Thank you SquidwardI think

Nat: Well until he leaves none of us will step foot in this place ever again (They all start to leave)

Spongebob: At least tell me what IÔÇÖve meant to have done

Nat: Its all over the news, now goodbye forever (They all leave but he returns) I-I left my jacket on the seat (He picks it up) Now goodbyeforever (He leaves)

Spongebob: But I havenÔÇÖt read the news today (He picks up a newspaper) Oh boy (He looks shocked)

Squidward: What is it? (Spongebob hands the newspaper to Squidward) ThatÔÇÖs impossible, theyÔÇÖve never said that sponges have polluted the ocean before, why now? Something smells fishy and itÔÇÖs not that fish that never showers

Spongebob: Hey look (He reads that thereÔÇÖs a news report on at 2pm today) Hey lucky itÔÇÖs two oÔÇÖ clock now (He turns the Krusty Krab TV on)

Perch Perkins: (HeÔÇÖs interviewing Annette) What is it about sponges that you hate most? The fact that their polluting our wonderful ocean or destroying our beautiful city?

Annette: A bit of both really Perch

Perch Perkins: IÔÇÖll agree with you there, Crack Street, Marijuana way, Stalker Boulevard used to be beautiful places to live but are now ruin by the disgusting sponges that sponge off the locals and ruin the town (He turns to another camera) I for one will gladly see the backs of those sponges, but once again they ruin my life by not having any spines, so join me wonÔÇÖt you in tormenting and hating the sponges for the rest of their miserable lives (The news report ends with a sign that reads ÔÇ£In partnership with the Bikini Bottom GovernmentÔÇØ)

Spongebob: (He turns the TV off) I canÔÇÖt believe they did that, weÔÇÖve done nothing wrong

Squidward: As much as IÔÇÖd love to join in on hating and tormenting you and your family, I believe you

Spongebob: I just hope everyone else feels the same way (He walks towards the exit) See you tomorrow Squidward

Squidward: Stay safe (Spongebob walks out the Krusty Krab) Did I just help Spongebob? I feel really weird inside

Spongebob: (He slowly walks through the town as everyone stares at him in disgust)

Fred: Go back to your own country (He throws a tomato at Spongebob but he moves out the way)

Spongebob: This is my country (He continues to walk)

Fred: Well then go to a different country (He throws more fruit and vegetables along with many other citizens)

Spongebob: (A piece of celery goes through his head as he turns around) Please stop

Nat: NEVER! (Everyone starts to chase after him as he runs towards his house)

Spongebob: Please I beg of you (He starts to slow down as Sandy drives in front of him in a boat mobile)

Sandy: Quick get in (Spongebob clambers inside as she drives towards his house)

Spongebob: Thanks for saving me Sandy, were did you get this boat by the way?

Sandy: Some guy (She stops outside his house and he jumps out)

Spongebob: I canÔÇÖt thank you enough

Sandy: Quick get inside (He runs into his house as the angry mob surround SandyÔÇÖs boat searching everywhere for Spongebob)

Spongebob: (He bolds his door shut) Can this get any worse? (Someone throws a pumkin through the window) A pumpkin? Really? (He runs into his kitchen in the complete darkness) WhereÔÇÖs the back door? (He turns the light on and sees his mom cowering in the corner of the room) Mom? Why are you here?

Claire Squarepants: ItÔÇÖs terrible, Me and your father, I mean Harold were forced out of our homes and I donÔÇÖt know what to do?

Spongebob: WhereÔÇÖs Harold now?

Claire Squarepants: I donÔÇÖt know, I havenÔÇÖt seen him since (She starts to break down and cry)

Spongebob: (He hugs her) EverythingÔÇÖs going to be alright mom (The mob smash through the door and run inside)

Fred: There they are (They crowd around them both)

Spongebob: DonÔÇÖt let go of me (The mob pull them both out the house and onto the sand outside as a Police officer approaches them)

Police officer: Under threat of law, you both must leave the city of Bikini Bottom or face the consequences if you do not (Spongebob and his mom both look at each other as they stand up and walk out of Bikini Bottom holding hands as everyone cheers)

Spongebob: (They leave Bikini Bottom and continue to walk) Well I guess we have to start a new life in a new city (He walks into a sign that reads ÔÇ£Welcome to SpongetopiaÔÇØ) Spongetopia?!

Cyndi Squarehead: I see youÔÇÖve walked into our sign (She helps Spongebob up)

Spongebob: What is this place?

Cyndi Squarehead: This is Spongetopia silly, the second spongiest place in the entire ocean

Spongebob: Second? WhereÔÇÖs the first?

Cyndi Squarehead: Over at Loafer Island, they always think theyre so much better than usOnly because they are

Spongebob: So is this where all the sponges come when they were forced to leave Bikini Bottom?

Cyndi Squarehead: That is correct (He looks around at all the sponges frolicking in the sun) I never knew there were so many of them

Harold Squarepants: Hello dear (He holds out his hand to Claire)

Claire Squarpants: Harold? Thank Neptune your alive (They both hold hands)

Cyndi Squarehead: Come and meet the rest of us wonÔÇÖt you (Spongebob follows Cyndi)

Spongebob: I think IÔÇÖm gonna like it here (He smiles as he watches all the other sponges having fun)

Perch Perkins: (In the news room) Bikini Bottom is now sponge free (Everyone cheers) And itÔÇÖs all thanks to you at home unless you didnÔÇÖt help get rid of them, and if you didnÔÇÖt then screw you

Governor: (HeÔÇÖs in a Jacuzzi as he turns the TV off) Alls well that ends well I suppose (He laughs)

Nat: (In the town hall everyone is gathering around Nat whoÔÇÖs standing on a table) The sponges have gone but we are still at risk of them polluting our ocean as they are still alive and well (Everyone sighs) That is why we must launch an attack on there so called ÔÇ£SpongetopiaÔÇØ Are you with me (Everyone cheers but Patrick sits in shock at the revelation)

Patrick: IÔÇÖve got to save Spongebob (He stands up)

Spongebob: (HeÔÇÖs drawing a picture of a Krabby Patty as he watches his mom play tennis and everyone else enjoying the sun) I love it here, I feel so at home (Cyndi walks up to him)

Cyndi Squarehead: Hey Spongebob wanna play some volleyball

Spongebob: IÔÇÖd love to (They all get up and start to play) This is great could ruin this brilliant day

Fred: (He pulls his binoculars down after watching the sponges) Everyone ready? (They all start to charge towards the newly founded city with knifes and flaming torches)

Mrs Puff: This is going to be sweet (They all reach the city but are stopped by Squidward, Sandy and Patrick)

Patrick: STOP! (Everyone stops in front of them)

Nat: WhatÔÇÖs the hold up? We should be beating them to death by now

Squidward: IÔÇÖll agree that beating up sponges is fun, but they do not deserve what your about to do to them

Sandy: HeÔÇÖs right, This is all just a sham to rid the town of a certain species, just imagine what it would be like if it were one of your kind being forced to leave (Everyone looks at each other)

Squidward: If you can just put down your weapons and join together welcoming everyone back to Bikini Bottom then IÔÇÖm sure we will all be much happier

Nat: The hideous freaks are right, why should we be fighting we should be joining together as one (They all walk to Spongetopia and sit amongst one another as they begin to talk)

Spongebob: (Squidward, Patrick and Sandy sit down next to Spongebob) IÔÇÖm so glad you all could make it

Sandy: Well you can come back to Bikini Bottom anytime now

Spongebob: Really thatÔÇÖs great, how did you do it?

Sandy: Well it was mostly SquidwardÔÇÖs idea

Squidward: ThatÔÇÖs a lie, but when you do come back Spongebob feel free to come around my house anytime (Spongebob puts his arm round them all)

Spongebob: The best thing is that your just in time to watch the firework display

Patrick: What display (A huge firework shoots out right behind him) AH!

Spongebob: That one (They all laugh as they watch the fireworks explodes spelling ÔÇ£Happy Independence DayÔÇØ in the night sky)

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Season 3 episode 5 (45)- "Fathers Know Best"

Squidward: (His alarm sounds as he slowly wakes up and hears SpongebobÔÇÖs alarm) Ugh (He looks out his window to see Spongebob looking at Squidward from his window)

Spongebob: Happy Birthday Squid(Squidward ducks down underneath the window) Hey, whered he go? Ill wish him a happy birthday when I go over there in a minute (He walks away from the window as Squidward stands up)

Squidward: IÔÇÖll be damned if he ruins another day of my life, let alone my birthday (He runs down the stairs and bolts the door shut) Now thereÔÇÖs no way he can get in (Spongebob taps him on the shoulder)

Spongebob: Who are you locking out Squidward?

Squidward: Just get out (He unlocks the door and opens it)

Spongebob: (He looks around) Who?

Squidward: YOU! (He storms off upstairs and crawls back into bed) Why canÔÇÖt he let me rest on my birthday? (He tries to get back to sleep but opens his eyes to see Spongebob wearing a party hat and standing at the foot of his bed)

Spongebob: Happy Birthday Squidward!

Squidward: What part of ÔÇÿGet outÔÇÖ donÔÇÖt you understand?

Spongebob: Well I suppose the get part doesnt really explain

Squidward: (He rubs his face) Please, IÔÇÖm asking you nicely, to just leave me alone

Spongebob: I canÔÇÖt leave, itÔÇÖs your birthday, your another year older

Squidward: Dont remind me (He looks at Spongebob) Well I suppose Ill have to get up now as I obviously wont get any sleep with you here

Spongebob: DonÔÇÖt be silly, itÔÇÖs your birthday your allowed to rest

Squidward: I guess your right (He starts to fall asleep as Spongebob watches over him breathing heavily and waking Squidward up) WhatÔÇÖs the point? (He gets up in anger and walks out his bedroom)

Spongebob: (He stands up) Where are you going? I thought you were going back to sleep (He follows him) Squidward?

Plankton: (In the Chum Bucket he flips over a chair and looks under it then he crawls under a book shelf) Where the hell is it? (He punches the wall in anger then rubs his hand)

Karen: What are you doing now?

Plankton: If itÔÇÖs any of you business, IÔÇÖm looking for the quantum flux memory enhancer

Karen: You mean that little memory chip?

Plankton: Yeah, do you know where it is?

Karen: No, I donÔÇÖt know why you donÔÇÖt just put stuff in the safe if itÔÇÖs that important

Plankton: Whatever

Karen: Anyway, can I talk to you honey

Plankton: CanÔÇÖt you see IÔÇÖm busy? (He opens the door and walks outside) Maybe I dropped it out here for some reason (He looks around)

Karen: (Her screen shows her uploading virtual flowers to her fathers grave as she starts to cry) I miss you dad

Spongebob: (He walks out Squidwards kitchen with a birthday cake) Happy birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday dear Sq

Squidward: Ok we know the rest (Spongebob puts the cake down next to Squidward whos sitting on the couch)

Spongebob: Patrick wishes he could be here, mostly for the cake, but heÔÇÖs still in bed and Mr Krabs is still on his honeymoon, so I guess itÔÇÿs just you and me (He pulls a knife out and starts to cut the cake in pieces)

Squidward: (He looks at the candles on the cake) Wait, why are there sixty candles on the cake?

Spongebob: Well I didnÔÇÖt know how old you were so I guessed sixty seven (Squidward stares at him)

Squidward: (Blankly) IÔÇÖm forty two

Spongebob: Well your as young as you feel

Squidward: I cant take this anymore (He walks off to bed) And dont follow me

Plankton: (He crawls out of a mail box and then looks inside a discarded can) Where could it be? (He looks around and spots PatrickÔÇÖs house) Maybe one of these idiots will know where the memory chip is (He walks towards PatrickÔÇÖs rock and knocks on it)

Squidward: (He sits up in bed and takes a drink) Why does it have to be my birthday every year? (Spongebob walks into SquidwardÔÇÖs bedroom) CanÔÇÖt you take a hint Spongebob?

Spongebob: I just came to tell you that Plankton wanted to know if you had seen a chip memory or something, and itÔÇÖll be great if you could come down for some cake (He smiles at Squidward)

Squidward: IÔÇÖm not in the mood

Spongebob: Maybe some cake will cheer you up (He holds up a piece of cake)

Squidward: Get out Spongebob

Spongebob: But

Squidward: GET OUT! If I donÔÇÖt want you here any day of my life why would I want you here on my birthday? (Spongebob tears up as he walks down the stairs leaving Squidward on his own) ThatÔÇÖs better, I think (He tries to smile)

Plankton: (He walks away from Squidwards house looking around when he spots a shiny object in Spongebobs trashcan) Is that.Is that the quantum flux memory enhancer? (He jumps into the trashcan only to find the object was a button) How could I mistake a button for a memory chip, they dont look anything like each other (He starts to climb out the trashcan when Spongebob puts the birthday cake in the trash can and Plankton falls back inside) What have I done to deserve this? (He cant move) Help! (He hears the garbage truck coming) Hey maybe the kind garbage men will help get me out (The garbage men lift the trashcan up and start to empty it into the truck) Stop, Help!

Garbage Man #1: Do you hear something?

Garbage Man #2: No, only some idiot asking me if I hear anything

Plankton: (He falls into the garbage truck and gets covered in garbage) Well at least itÔÇÖs better than listening to Karen nagging all day (They start to drive away as Plankton gets thrown around in the back)

Squidward: (In bed he watches his clock hands move very slowly as they seem to get slower each time until they seem to go backwards) What have I done? Oh yeah I was really nasty to Spongebob when hed done nothing wrongI just went blank there for a second (He sits up) I need to go and apologise (He walks out of his house and knocks on Spongebobs door) Spongebob, Im s-s-sorry for what I did, I didnt mean to hurt your feelings as I know how fragile they are (He knocks again) Spongebob? Oh great hes not in (He walks back into his house and sits down in silence watching time pass)

Plankton: (In the Bikini Bottom dump he lifts his head out of a mouldy sandwich and spits it out) Well at least Ive had some lunch today (He stands up and coughs up a small memory chip) It cant beA quantum flux memory enhancer! What are the chances? (He picks it up and runs out the dump)

Jessie Jenkins: (A sign reading ÔÇ£Bikini Bottom NewsÔÇØ shows as a purple fish holds a microphone) Hello World, My names Jessie Jenkins and IÔÇÖm covering for Perch Perkins tonight whoÔÇÖs out with a terrible, terrible headache (She turns to face another camera) IÔÇÖm here at the Bikini Bottom salt flats where nothing much is happening (She walks to a nerdy fish) Am I right in saying that Professor?

Professor: You sure are Jessie

Jessie Jenkins: (She looks at the camera nervously) So I guess that is all on this very slow news day, Im Jessie Jenkins and its back to you in the studio (The camera stops rolling and she walks up to the teenaged squid controlling the camera) Hey kid, Get me a drink (She starts to chew some gum)

Sadie: But thats not my job

Jessie Jenkins: Just do as I tell you, you stupid girl (She hits her round the face and thereÔÇÖs now a small cut as she starts to cry) Grow up you baby (She walks off with a coffee she took of the sound guy)

Sadie: (She looks at her tentacles covered with blood as she looks around for a nearby house only to spot SpongebobÔÇÿs) IÔÇÖm sure someone who lives in a fruit will be sweet enough to help clean myself up (She walks towards SpongebobÔÇÖs house and knocks on the door) Hello? Anyone home? (She knocks again) Come on, open up, please (She walks next door to SquidwardÔÇÖs house and knocks (Squidward answers the door looking very glum)

Squidward: What is it? Your not part of the girl scouts are you?

Sadie: I used to be, but no I need to use your bathroom

Squidward: If you have to, but be quick IÔÇÖm counting (She runs inside looking round SquidwardÔÇÖs house)

Sadie: YouÔÇÖve got a really nice home

Squidward: Hurry up (She walks into the bathroom and splashes water in her face as she notices a newspaper stuck to the bathroom door)

Sadie: Hmm (She reads the newspaper headline) Big nosed resident has big heart (She continues to read the article) Bikini Bottom resident Squidward Tentacles saved Easter when Tentacles? Where have I heard that before? (She pull out her passport with her name Sadie Tentacles printed on the top) I-It cant be (She looks at Squidward through the crack in the door)

Plankton: (He walks into the Chum Bucket) Your hero has returned (He walks into the lab to see Karen still weeping) WhatÔÇÖs wrong with you? Wait donÔÇÖt answer that because I donÔÇÖt care (He pulls out the quantum flux memory enhancer and puts it into his latest invention)

Karen: Now your back could you just listen for a minute?

Plankton: Not now (The machine glows bright purple) This lookspromising (He hides behind a table as the machine sends a ray of light through the restaurant as the smoke clears the machine now has a face on its screen) Whats going on?

Machine: (The machine opens itÔÇÖs eyes and looks at Karen) K-Karen?!

Karen: Dad?ÔÇ

Sadie: (She walks out the bathroom) Dad, are you? (She walks up to Squidward)

Squidward: What?

Sadie: Are you my d-dad?

Squidward: Kid, a lot of people see me as a father figure but IÔÇÖm just your average hero (He opens the door) Now if you donÔÇÖt mind, IÔÇÖm busy being lonely (She starts to walk towards the door as she stops)

Sadie: Wait, do you remember Cindy Clements?

Squidward: (He stops in his tracks and turns around) Cindy!

Sadie: Dad!

Squidward: Sadie!

Patrick: Patrick!

Squidward: I havenÔÇÖt seen you since you left with your mom to go and live in New Shell City, that was over ten years ago (He hugs her) How is your mom

Sadie: I havenÔÇÖt seen her since I ran away from home

Squidward: We have a lot to talk about (He shuts the door as they both sit down on the couch)

Plankton: (He gets up from behind the table and walks towards his invention) You two know each other?

KarenÔÇÖs father: Well done Einstein (He rolls his eyes)

Karen: It canÔÇÖt be, you died ten years ago on this day, I was just mourning you (She looks at him strangely)

Plankton: Unless youÔÇÖre an impostor

KarenÔÇÖs father: Who is this little freak?

Karen: HeÔÇÖs my husband and less of the freak, and anyway you still havenÔÇÖt explained why youÔÇÖre here

Karens father: Very well, The day after I died my computer spirit was sucked into one of those memory chips and when I was inserted into that machine by that small green guy

Plankton: Yo

Karens father: My life carried on the day it ended

Karen: IÔÇÖve missed you so much (She hugs him)

Plankton: Well if the family reunion has finished, we can all get back to living our happy lives

KarenÔÇÖs father: Well actually, I donÔÇÖt have anywhere to live

Plankton: He couldnÔÇÖt possibly stay here

Karen: ThatÔÇÖs a great idea, you can stay here dad

Plankton: No I meant

KarenÔÇÖs father: Thank you so very much, I swear IÔÇÖll be gone as soon as IÔÇÖve found somewhere to live

Plankton: Better start looking now then (Karen glares at Plankton) IÔÇÖm just saying is all

Sadie: (Squidward brings in a tray of cookies as he sits down besides her) ItÔÇÖs really great to know IÔÇÖve got such a kind and generous father

Squidward: YouÔÇÖll never know how many times people have said that, well not the father part (She takes a cookie)

Sadie: One thing I never understood is why you left me and my mom?

Squidward: Your to young to understand and to be quite honest itÔÇÖs a rather dull flashback but I will say that I had trouble raising a young child and thatÔÇÖs why I had to leave (She hugs him)

Karen: (She calls to PlanktonÔÇÖs whoÔÇÖs working in the lab) Could you come out of there, weÔÇÖve got a guest

Plankton: IÔÇÖm busy (ThereÔÇÖs a huge explosion) Now look what you made me do

KarenÔÇÖs father: Is he usually like this?

Karen: Only on weekdays and weekends

Plankton: (He walks out the lab covered in dust) This is all your fault Karen

KarenÔÇÖs father: Hey donÔÇÖt talk to her like that

Plankton: Are you still here?

KarenÔÇÖs father: (Sarcastically) No I left ten minutes ago

Plankton: Well in that case just get lost (They square up to each other)

Karen: DonÔÇÖt talk to him like that

Plankton: You can shut up as well

KarenÔÇÖs father: That is enough, Karen would you please meet me in the kitchen?

Plankton: Fine then run away, like you always do

Karen: I donÔÇÖt have any legs (They both roll into the kitchen) What is it?

KarenÔÇÖs father: CanÔÇÖt you see how he treats you?

Karen: I know he can be a bit moody and angry and aggressive and everything else at times but thatÔÇÖs just the way he is

KarenÔÇÖs father: Well I donÔÇÖt like it, HeÔÇÖs not right for you

Karen: What are you saying?

KarenÔÇÖs father: IÔÇÖm saying that I think you should have a divorce

Karen: What? (She gasps)

Squidward: (He looks at his watch) Well itÔÇÖs getting pretty late, shouldnÔÇÖt you be getting home?

Sadie: I dont have a home

Squidward: But you

Sadie: This may sound a little rushed, but could I stay with you tonight?

Squidward: But what about your mother?

Sadie: She doesnÔÇÖt care what I do

Squidward: Well I donÔÇÖt know (He looks at Sadie then thinks about it)

Karen: IÔÇÖd never leave Plankton, I love him and he loves me and no one can take that special bond away from us (She walks out the kitchen)

Karens father: Karen wait(He follows her)

Plankton: (Karen rolls in behind him) Hey Karen, what colour do you think I should paint our bedroom? ItÔÇÖs been needing a lick of paint for a while now

Karen: Your actually asking for my opinion?

Plankton: Well yeah, youÔÇÖre my wife (He smiles at her)

Karen: How about a nice peachy colour)

Plankton: Peach?! That is why I never listen to you or value your opinions (She looks at her father)

Karen: Sheldon, can I have a word with you?

Plankton: Not now

Karen: ItÔÇÿs really important, itÔÇÖs about our marriage

Plankton: Whatever, canÔÇÖt it wait?

Karen: No it canÔÇÖt the sake of our marriage lies with you now

Plankton: Hang on, I just need to finish fine tuning this machine

Karen: (She looks at her father as she leaves the restaurant)

Spongebob: (He knocks on SquidwardÔÇÖs door and he answers it) Squidward, Gary told me you came around earlier and I wasnÔÇÖt in, are you alright?

Squidward: Im fine Spongebob, in fact Im better than fine (Sadie appears at the door) This is my daughter, Sadie, and shes given me the best birthday present I could ever ask for

Spongebob: ThatÔÇÖs great, what was it, a hover boat?

Squidward: No

Spongebob: X-ray specks, I bet it was those

Squidward: No, why donÔÇÖt you come inside and get to know her as youÔÇÖll be seeing a lot more of each other (They all walk inside as Squidward shuts the door with a huge smile on his face)

Karen: (She returns to the Chum Bucket) IÔÇÖm back

Plankton: At last, you can help me with the painting

Karen: I donÔÇÖt think so, IÔÇÖll be the only one painting this restaurant from now on

Plankton: I think so to, I do deserve a rest (He sits down)

Karen: No, IÔÇÖll be the one painting as this is my house and restaurant now

Plankton: What? (Karen holds up a divorce paper and he reads it) A divorce? Why?

Karen: You donÔÇÖt respect me or value my opinions and sometimes I think you donÔÇÖt love me anymore

Plankton: IÔÇÖve always loved you

Karen: (She starts to tear up) Just go, IÔÇÖm sorry

Plankton: But Karen

KarenÔÇÖs father: You heard the lady (He pushes Plankton outside)

Plankton: I bet you told her to have a divorce, everything was fine before you showed up

KarenÔÇÖs father: Please, there were cracks in your marriage long before I showed up (He shuts Plankton out)

Plankton: This isnt over (He lies down on the ground looking up at the sky) Its only just begun (He starts to laugh as he slowly walks up to Karens father and reaches towards the memory chip

Karens father: Get out of here, you(He powers out as Plankton holds up the memory chip) Now to make a few adjustments (He laughs as he starts to reconnect some wires)

Time card: The next day

Karen: (She powers up as her screen turns on) Good morning dad, I slept like a calculator without PlanktonÔÇÖs welding or exploding something

KarenÔÇÖs father: Hello daughter, how are you?

Karen: (Strangely) FineÔª

KarenÔÇÖs father: Have you thought about taking Plankton back yet?

Karen: I have (Plankton is revealed to be behind a box controlling Karens father with the memory chip) And you were right, Im so better off without him

KarenÔÇÖs father: (Plankton is shocked) Really?

Karen: Yeah, he was just weighing me down with his go nowhere life or career

Karens father: Well about that, I dont think Planktons that bad

Karen: Really? I value your opinion so do you think I should get back with him?

Karens father: Well

Karen: ItÔÇÖs just that I havenÔÇÖt felt anything for him in the last year or so and I just canÔÇÖt live my life with someone I donÔÇÖt love

KarenÔÇÖs father: (Plankton tears up) Then your better off without him (He puts the controls down and slowly walks out the Chum Bucket)

Plankton: (He wipes the tears out of his eye and stands up) Ill prove that I love Karen, and Ill get her to love me just as much as I always have

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Season 3 episode 6 (46)- "The True Origin?"


Marty: (An old looking fish walks out of his house wearing a rain coat) Im just going out for a walk dear (He shuts the door and walks out of his garden accidentally hitting into a huge sign right in front of his house) I never noticed that before (The board is three times the size of his house and blocking the sunlight) I cant have it blocking my view of (He looks around to see a run down city with hobos everywhere)  Well the point still remains that sign shouldnt be there (He pulls out his glasses and starts to read the sign) Visit Bikini Bottom, Home of the Krabby Patty: Dont worry, the Toxic fumes have now gone (Theres a picture of Mr Krabs holding a Krabby Patty) Am I reading that right? (He looks at the board strangely) Home of Krabby Patty?! That cant be right (He puts his thumb out and a taxi drives up to him) Can I get to Bikini Bottom, please kind sir?

Taxi Driver: Yeah sure whatever (He gets into the taxi as he speeds off towards Bikini Bottom) Why do you wanna go to that hell-hole anyway?

Marty: Although I donÔÇÖt see how itÔÇÖs any of you business, I need to settle a score with someone

Taxi Driver: Thats like what half the people who use my taxis want to do nowadays (He stops the taxi and he gets out and looks around)

Marty: Wow this place really let itself go (He walks through the broken down city) Now to find the Krusty Krab (He walks past the space needle and SandyÔÇÖs Treedome) Where is it? (He walks past the Library and up to the Chum Bucket) Chum Bucket? That sounds like a delightful eatery (He rolls his eyes as he knocks on the door)

Plankton: (He opens the door slowly) What is it? CanÔÇÖt you see IÔÇÖm busy mourning my wife?

Marty: Sorry, I didnÔÇÖt know

Plankton: Oh sheÔÇÖs not dead, weÔÇÖve just got a divorce

Marty: So do you know where the Krusty Krab is?

Plankton: (He points across the street as he walks off) But if you ever want to come to a real restaurant (He hands him a piece of paper) You know who to call (He walks across the street towards the Krusty Krab)

Squidward: (In the Krusty Krab heÔÇÖs standing next to Sadie whoÔÇÿs looking bored) That is a table, people eat off of it

Sadie: (She looks confused) Eat off of it, donÔÇÖt you mean they eat off of plates on the table?

Squidward: You would have thought so (They watch everyone eat their food off the table) And that there is a bathroom people

Sadie: I know what a bathroom is, dad (She walks towards the exit)

Squidward: Where are you going?

Sadie: Out with friends (She barges past Marty as he walks up to Squidward)

Marty: IÔÇÖd like to order please

Squidward: One minute (He steps one step to his left and into the register) Yes? What do you want? We donÔÇÖt have all day

Marty: (He looks at the menu) Wow theres so much to choose from

Squidward: As much as I love watching you stare at the menu for hours on end, There are people waiting behind you (He points to the line of hungry customers)

Marty: Ok I think IÔÇÿm read to order nowÔǪ

Squidward: (Sarcastically) Hallelujah

Marty: (He looks at the menu again) Ill just have some fries, a shake and total ownership of the Krusty Krab and its secret recipe

Squidward: Could you repeat the last thing? I kinda drifted out there

Marty: I want the Krusty Krab restaurant

Squidward: Right (He begins to write) total ownership Wait, what? (Spongebob bursts out the kitchen and runs up to Marty)

Spongebob: What the hell are you talking about? Get out! You donÔÇÖt come in here asking for a shake when we sold out yesterday (He looks angrily at Marty)

Marty: Well can I at least get total ownership of this restaurant, Then IÔÇÖll leave this greasy place and never return

Spongebob: You couldIf you were Mr Krabs, and unless youve had some sort of strange body transplant while youve been on your honeymoon, I cant let you do that

Marty: Well I guess IÔÇÖll be getting it myself (He walks towards the office but Spongebob blocks the door so he canÔÇÿt get past him) Oh for GodÔÇÖs sake, I just came in here to take over this restaurant and now your blocking my way, What next? (He tries to get past Spongebob but he wonÔÇÖt move)

Spongebob: ItÔÇÖs not that I donÔÇÖt believe you, but I refuse to believe you, and anyway Mr Krabs and Plankton created the recipe together like fifty million years ago, not you

Marty: No they didnÔÇÖt

Spongebob: Well maybe it was a bit earlier than that but

Marty: No, I mean Krabs and Plankton didnÔÇÖt create the formula, I did, itÔÇÖs an old family recipe IÔÇÖve known for years

Spongebob: (In disbelieve) Go on

Marty: It all happened in the year known typically as 1964...

Squidward: (He sighs) Here we go (He starts to read his magazine)

(Flashback)

MartyÔÇÖs Dad: (He circles Thanksgiving on his calendar as he watches a teenaged Marty walk past him) Hey son, Happy Thanksgiving, wanna come and watch the football with your old man?

Teenaged Marty: Maybe later dad (He walks into the kitchen and sits down at the table)

MartyÔÇÖs Mom: IÔÇÖm glad youÔÇÖre here dear, You couldnÔÇÖt give me a help with some of this food could you? IÔÇÖve got enough to feed an army and there families (He stand up and washes his hands)

Teenaged Marty: Say mom, are we making?

MartyÔÇÖs Mom: Of course (He hands Marty the recipe for ÔÇ£Burgers a la MammaÔÇØ)

(End of Flashback)

Marty: So then I started to make the burgers now known as Krabby Patties I forgot what the secret recipe was but the basic ingredients, in chronological order, were one chopped onion

Squidward: Just get on with the freaking story!

Marty: Very well, We were all then ready go to my grandmas house

(Flashback)

Teenaged Marty: (He gets into the back of his dadÔÇÖs boat mobile sitting in between the huge containers) Do we really need this much food?

MartyÔÇÖs Mom: Yeah, you know how hungry your grandfather gets around Thanksgiving

Teenaged Marty: I did, Until he had his stomach stapled last year

Martys Mom: Oh yeah I forgot about thatWell the more for us (She smiles as Martys Dad gets into the boat mobile)

MartyÔÇÖs Dad: So are we all ready to go? (They both nod) Well what are we waiting for?

Teenaged Marty: You To start driving

MartyÔÇÖs Dad: Well then lets go (He begins to drive the boat) Are you alright back there son? (He looks back at Marty)

MartyÔÇÖs Mom: Keep your eyes on the road, your be the death of us all (They all laugh as he crashes the boat into the newly build Chum Bucket the burns down and setting the boat on fire) Richard! (He unconscious at the wheel, she tries to pull him out but she collapses under the heat while Marty falls out the boat gasping for breath) Mom! Dad! (He tries to get back into the boat but the door is jammed, He begins to cry as the fire engine starts to sound)

(End of flashback)

Marty: That was the last time I ever saw my parents, If I knew it would be I would have said how much I loved them both

Spongebob: (He wipes a tear away from his eye) That was so sad, wasnÔÇÖt it?

Squidward: Meh (He carries on reading the magazine)

Marty: But thats not all, While living with my grandparents my grandpa died and my grandma started to date a greedy crab who wanted one thing .The secret formula for the burgers

Spongebob: Well I believe you (Spongebob is about to hand him the recipe when he suddenly stops)

Spongebob: (He gasps) Mr Krabs?

Marty: Yeah, My grandma dated Mr Krabs now please (He holds his hands out)

Spongebob: No, Mr Krabs (He points to the door where Mr Krabs is staring angrily at Spongebob)

Mr Krabs: Spongebob!?

Marty: Krabs?!

Mr Krabs: Marty?!

Squidward: Shut up!

Mr Krabs: What are you doing Spongebob? (He takes the formula off of him) I leave for one week and I return to see you about to hand me formula over to some stranger

Spongebob: Actually you were gone for over a month

Mr Krabs: Well it doesnÔÇÖt matter how long I was gone you donÔÇÖt just hand me business over to some stranger

Spongebob: If you two were strangers, How did you know his name a few seconds ago?

Mr Krabs: Our paths crossed once

Marty: He means paths when he started sleeping with my grandma

Mr Krabs: What the hell are you talking about?

Marty: You stole the recipe for the so called ÔÇ£Krabby PattiesÔÇØ off of me and my family

Mr Krabs: You liar!

Spongebob: Did you have a good time on vacation, sir?

Mr Krabs: I did thank you son, now where was I? Oh yes WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? The recipe was created by me and Plankton years ago, you had nothing to do with it

Marty: Now you know thatÔÇÖs not true

Mr Krabs: (They square up to each other) Bring it on

Marty: Come on then old man (He punches Mr Krabs)

Spongebob: Now on the count of three one of you will tell me whos telling the truth, Ok? One, Two, Three

Mr Krabs and Marty: IÔÇÖm telling the truth

Spongebob: Well were not going to figure this out anytime soon, so weve already heard Martys side of the story so now its time for Mr Krabs, Take it away sir

Mr Krabs: Ill gladly tell you the true story, So make yourself comfy, I first met Marty in the midseventies

(Flashback)

Radio Host: Thank you for listening and now to end the show we have our newest release by Zeppelin Black Dogfish

Plankton: (He turns the radio off just as the song starts to play he sits down) Who knows how many years Ill be trying to chase after Krabs formula.

(End of flashback)

Nat: Wait how do you know what Plankton was doing and that he tuned the radio off all those years ago?

Fred: Yeah and why did he turn it off, I was about to jam to your flashback man

Mr Krabs: How about you shut up and listen

(Flashback)

Plankton: Krabs formula, I need to find someone wholl do my job for me without being recognized (He stands up abruptly) Thats it (He fills dizzy then sits down) I shouldnt stand up so quickly (He rubs his head) Oh yes, All I need to do is bribe some people to do it for me and I know just the people to choose (He presses a button and a huge hand grabs some people from the city and drop them into the Chum Bucket) Random people (He watches them all run around in a panic) Theres no need to fear my idiot slaves, You will all go free once youve done me a favour (He laughs) Only a small favour, a tiny one in factI need you to overthrow a restaurant and steal its secret recipe and returning it to me

Marty: Now why should we do that?

Maria: Yeah, why?

Plankton: I havenÔÇÖt thought of a punishment yet, but knowing me, I know IÔÇÖll think of something cruel and unusual, Now go my minions go and steal the formula (He laughs as they all walk out the Chum Bucket) Oh and IÔÇÖve forgot to mention that the first person to get it to me will be given a huge cash sum (They all run out the Chum Bucket and towards the Krusty Krab)

(End of flashback)

Spongebob: Then what happened Mr Krabs?

Mr Krabs: Many tried and failed but now Marty has returned to get the formula and make off with PlanktonÔÇÖs reward

Spongebob: Is that true Marty? (He looks around but canÔÇÖt see him) Where is he?

Squidward: (He puts his head out from behind the magazine) He made off with the formula when Krabs started talking

Spongebob: Why didnÔÇÖt you try and stop him?

Squidward: I was busy (He points at the magazine)

Mr Krabs: We really should stop supplying him with all those magazines (He and Spongebob run out the Krusty Krab and towards the Chum Bucket) When I lay my hands on those two (Mr Krabs slams on the door of the Chum Bucket)

Plankton: Come in Marty

Mr Krabs: ItÔÇÖs me Krabs, we know MartyÔÇÖs with you

Plankton: (He opens the door) Oh hey Krabs, How was your honeymoon?

Mr Krabs: Very enjoyable thanks for asking, Now where the hell is Marty?

Plankton: I could ask you the same question, where the hell is Marty? I handed him a piece of paper this morning with a fictitious story on it and now I donÔÇÖt know where he is

Mr Krabs: Quit stalling, we know heÔÇÖs in there with you (He bursts into the Chum Bucket and looks around but heÔÇÿs not there)

Plankton: Does it look like heÔÇÖs here? IÔÇÖve been waiting here for hours

Mr Krabs: He couldnt of

Plankton: No, he couldntCould he?

Spongebob: What are you guys talking about?

Marty: (He runs into his house slamming the front door shut behind him and running into his bedroom) Now those two are off my back and I donÔÇÖt have to take commands from that little, green freak I can finally go back to stealing the formula for myself (He smashes the glass bottle shooting the cork out of the window landing next to Mr KrabsÔÇÖ foot)

Mr Krabs: (He picks up the cork and smells it) ThatÔÇÖs the secret formula cork alright, Quick, he must be in that house (Spongebob and Mr Krabs burst into the house and start running upstairs)

Spongebob: (They run in on Marty unveiling the secret formula) DonÔÇÖt even think about reading that

Marty: Too late (He looks at it as Spongebob tries to grab it off of him) It cant be? The formula isnt Just one piece of crushed

Plankton: (Outside the house heÔÇÖs standing around) Once those two stop him heÔÇÖll most likely jump out the window, and IÔÇÖll be there to catch the formula when he does (He laughs) WhatÔÇÖs taking him so long?

Mr Krabs: You mustnÔÇÖt tell anyone the formula, Ok?

Marty: Are you kidding me? IÔÇÖm going to spread it all over town completely destroying the Krusty Krab restaurant (He gets up to walk to the window) Now to tell the person who promised me a huge reward (He shouts to Plankton) Hey Plankton

Plankton: What?

Spongebob: Please donÔÇÖt do this (They both slowly walk towards Marty at the window)

Marty: Do you wanna know the formula?

Plankton: What? You know it?

Marty: Yeah, IÔÇÖll let you know it if the offer of the reward is still on the table

Plankton: Yes it is, now whatÔÇÖs the secret formula

Marty: Have a look for yourself (He throws the formula out the window and it blows away) Dont worry, Ill just tell you what it is

Plankton: Hurry up then

Marty: The secret formula is (They all lunge at him and he pulls away but falls out the window hitting his head on the ground)

Plankton: Marty! (He runs up to him) Are you alright? (He slowly nods) The most important thing is that you remember the formula, Do you?

Marty: I-Im fine

Plankton: Do you still remember the secret formula?

Marty: I do

Mr Krabs: Oh dear God, I thought heÔÇÖd be dead (They both run down the stairs)

Marty: ItÔÇÖs pineapple

Plankton: WhatÔÇÖs pineapple?

Marty: The recipe secret is pineapple secret

Plankton: Are you sure? I hate pineapple

Marty: I also like duckÔÇÖs, rubber oneÔÇÖs

Plankton: I think heÔÇÖs delirious (Spongebob and Mr Krabs run out the house and up to Marty)

Mr Krabs: You didnÔÇÖt tell him did you?

Marty: ItÔÇÖs a crab (He laughs)

Spongebob: We should get him to hospital, HeÔÇÖs not right in the head

Plankton: No, but (Spongebob and Mr Krabs pick him up)

Time Card: One hour later

Marty: (HeÔÇÖs in bed at the hospital with a bandage on his head) I feel better now, thank you all

Plankton: Do you remember the formula?

Mr Krabs: This mans in hospital and all you can think about is the formula, That he hopefully canÔÇÖt remember

Spongebob: What about the formula, it smashed on the ground

Mr Krabs: We can always print out a new copy and even if we donÔÇÖt itÔÇÖs all in here (He taps his head)

Plankton: Note to self: Create a device to enter KrabsÔÇÖ brain

Mr Krabs: Come on kiddo, We better leave him to rest (Spongebob, Mr Krabs and Plankton all walk out the hospital as Marty sits up in bed rubbing his head)

Marty: Wait, its all coming back to me (He clutches his head) ...Everything (He smiles evilly)
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Season 3 episode 7 (47)- "High School: Confidential"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GBxObBOGD8

Squidward: (HeÔÇÖs walking back to his house carrying grocery bags while whistling a tune) I never noticed how peaceful Bikini Bottom is in the morning without (He shudders) Spongebob around (He walks into his house and turns the lights on and putting the grocery bags on the table he jumps back in a start when he notices Sadie hiding under the table) Oh dear God, What are you doing here? Why arenÔÇÖt you at school?

Sadie: Uh, We had a snow day...

Squidward: In the middle of July?

Sadie: I mean a sun day, It was too hot to stay at school so

Squidward: How about you sit down and tell me the real reason your not at School (They both sit on the couch)

Sadie: Ok, But you promise you wonÔÇÖt make a scene

Squidward: I promise

Sadie: Ok...So there are these girls at school...

Squidward: Your getting bullied?! (He bursts into the school followed by Sadie) Make way (He pushes past some students) Angry dad coming through (He pushes past a few more students) Now which girls are giving you hassle? (He looks around and points at a small fish) Is that one of them?

Sadie: No, ItÔÇÖs not her

Squidward: What about those girls? (He points at some girls applying makeup)

Sadie: ItÔÇÖs not those either

Squidward: Well then who is it? (She points at a group of butch looking fish slamming a boys face into a locker) Oh Are you sure its those....They look pretty tough, Whats the leaders name?

Sadie: Stanley

Squidward: IsnÔÇÖt that a boys name?

Sadie: I guess her mom really liked that name (He slowly walks up to Stanley and taps her on the shoulder) Excuse me uh, Stanley

Stanley: What! (Squidward wipes the spit of his face as she raises her fist to Squidward)

Squidward: Now, now thereÔÇÖs no need for violence and thatÔÇÖs why IÔÇÖm here, My daughter says that you bully her at School everyday, is this true? (She puts her fist down)

Stanley: No, I never beat anyone up

Squidward: Are you sure?

Stanley: Yeah (Squidward turns to Sadie)

Squidward: She seems nice (Stanley punches him in the back of the head and stuffs both Sadie and Squidward into a locker) IÔÇÖd like to take back what I said earlier...

Time Card: One hour later...

Squidward: (HeÔÇÖs talking to the principal in his office) ...Then she locked us both in the locker and kept hitting us every three minutes and kicking us the other two minutes and fifty nine seconds

Principal: ThatÔÇÖs our Stanley (He smiles)

Squidward: So I was just wondering if you could punish her or something

Principal: Meh, Maybe

Squidward: CanÔÇÖt I file a complaint?

Principal: If you must (He pulls out a piece of paper) IÔÇÖll need to see some ID and your high school diploma (Squidward pulls out them both as the principal looks at his ID) So Mr Tetras, Why do you want to file a complaint? (He pulls out a piece of paper and a pen)

Squidward: Tentacles...

Principal: (He looks at the paper) IÔÇÖm afraid thatÔÇÖs not on the list of complaints

Squidward: Never mind, IÔÇÖm here to file a complaint about bullying in this school

Principal: (He ticks the box and then looks at SquidwardÔÇÖs diploma) Oh... (He looks at it strangely)

Squidward: Is there something wrong?

Principal: What year did you graduate?

Squidward: 1976, why?

Principal: That would explain it

Squidward: Explain what?

Principal: Well the school changed the grading system in 1989 so your high school diploma is worth nothing now as your As and Bs would now equal a Ds or less

Squidward: What do you mean?

Principal: ItÔÇÖs as if you never really completed high school at all

Squidward: So what your saying is that I have to take my high school education again?

Principal: ThatÔÇÖs right, You and anyone who attended high school before 1989...

Sadie: So my dad will have to be in school with me?

Principal: So it would seem

Sadie: Say dad, IÔÇÖve heard thereÔÇÖs a really good school two towns over

Squidward: Your not getting rid of me that easily and besides I can keep and eye out for you if you continue to get bullied

Sadie: Damn

Squidward: Are you sure your correct?

Principal: IÔÇÖm always correct, For I am the principal of Bubbly Bottom High School (He stands up heroically)

Squidward: (He whispers) Well he sure has a high opinion of himself

Realistic Fish Head: (Hes reporting from inside the high school) Im here at Bubbly Bottom High School where... (The bell rings) Where Im almost late for class (He walks off as Patrick and Sandy walk through the hallway)

Sandy: This is so annoying, I donÔÇÖt need to be here everyone here has already got a diploma (He looks at Patrick) Well maybe everyone (She looks around at the new surroundings) And how did Spongebob get out of coming today?

Patrick: HeÔÇÖs sick (He smells something) What is that wonderful smell?

Sandy: Well at least someone noticed my new deodorant

Patrick: It smells like fish sticks and jelly, together

Sandy: IÔÇÖm not sure thatÔÇÖs the smell but...

Patrick: ItÔÇÖs coming from that way (He runs off towards the cafeteria)

Sandy: Some people get so distract... Hey look (She walks up to a poster that has ÔÇ£Science FairÔÇØ written on it) I bet IÔÇÖd beat every sucker who entered that (She looks closer at the poster) Oh no, ItÔÇÖs today (She gasps in horror as she looks at her watch) I better get started (She runs off through the hallway)

Pearl: (SheÔÇÖs walking to school while Mr Krabs follows her) CanÔÇÖt you make your own way to School? You may not have reputation but I do (She tries to speed up but Mr Krabs catches up with her)

Mr Krabs: What? Are you embarrassed by your old dad my little baby girl?

Pearl: Just find your own way to school (She runs up to her friends as Mr Krabs watches her)

Mr Krabs: See you later sweetie (He waves to her but she ignores him)

Janey: Is that your dad?

Pearl: Unfortunately (Mr Krabs looks sad as he watches Pearl walk off to school with her friends)

Patrick: (He bursts into the cafeteria and looks at all the food he runs up to it and starts to eat) Oh great, IÔÇÖve died havenÔÇÖt I

Lunch Lady: Your not dead, but you will be if you eat any of the meatlo(Patrick eats the meatloaf) Why do I even bother?

Mr Krabs: (He walks to the school climbing over a fence) I donÔÇÖt think that was the scenic route (He scrapes some of the thorns off of his clothes then walks up to the school) Now whereÔÇÖs the front door (He knocks on a door and a man is revealed with holding a rake)

Groundskeeper: ARGHH AGH (Mr Krabs runs away) Why does everyone always run from me? (He sadly shuts the door behind him)

Squidward: (In the school hes hiding behind a locker when he sees Sadie walk past him being followed by a strong female fish) Who is that? (He continues to watch) I need to investigate (He runs up to the other lockers and hides while he watches the girl gain on Sadie) Whats going on? (He follows her as the music starts and he begins to sing) 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQtHP5Io7kI

Strong female fish: (She looks around) Who the hell was just singing? (She turns around as Squidward hides behind the wall) Right your coming with me (She pulls Sadie along with her as Squidward sneaks after them both)

Squidward: DonÔÇÖt worry Sadie, IÔÇÖll save you

Spongebob: (HeÔÇÖs lying on the sofa at home rubbing his nose and watching TV) I feel terrible (He flicks through the channels until he gets to some commercials) This is the last thing I need

Actor: (On TV) Hey kids, If your watching this why arenÔÇÖt you at school trying to get an education?...

Spongebob: ...IÔÇÖm really sic...

Actor: ...Your faking it arenÔÇÖt you, thinking your ÔÇ£coolÔÇØ well your not

Spongebob: No I...

Actor: I bet you didnÔÇÖt know that the people who have so called sick days fail in life, even one day off could result in a failed life, are you a failure?

Spongebob: I need to get to school and change my attendance record, I donÔÇÖt want to fail in life like all those nice hoboÔÇÖs in the city (He gets up and runs outside leaving the door wide open as Gary slowly follows him outside)

Actor: (On TV) ...This commercial was sponsored by the board of home education: Stay out of school and stay at home instead

Mr Krabs: (He walks through the school yard past the swimming pool and past Squidward and Sadie being beaten up by Stanley) I better be more careful what doors I open, I donÔÇÖt want to meet another raving lunatic (He slowly opens a door and a teacher walks up to him)

Mr C. Bass: YouÔÇÖre here (He puts his hand out)

Mr Krabs: Oh great another lunatic

Mr C. Bass: Why are you so late?

Mr Krabs: I couldnt

Mr C. Bass: Wait, tell me after class the students canÔÇÖt hold on any longer, their starting to try and learn on there own

Mr Krabs: Wait, Im not a teacher

Mr C. Bass: Your not? Well then get to class at once

Mr Krabs: (He has an idea) Oh sorry, I mean I am a teacher

Mr C. Bass: Well then why did you just say you werenÔÇÖt?

Mr Krabs: It must have slipped my mind

Mr C. Bass: (He stares at him blankly) Just get in there (He pushes him into the classroom) Class, this is your new teacher (He looks at Mr Krabs) Some guy (To Mr Krabs) There all yours (He leaves)

Mr Krabs: So. What class is this? (All the students look at one another)

Mrs T. Una: So before we start todayÔÇÿs lesson letÔÇÿs see whoÔÇÿs here (She picks up some paper and begs to read names out loud Richard?

Richard: What?

Mrs T. Una: Reginald?

Bill: Yes, kind teacher?

Mrs T. Una: Sadie?

Sadie: Yes miss

Mrs T. Una: Sheldon? (ThereÔÇÖs no reply) Mr Plankton? Where is he?

Plankton: (Hes making his way through the bustling corridor looking at every door) This is stupid, I dont belong here (He stops and watches everyone walking as the music starts) Oh great now I have to sing (He starts to walk and sing) 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ouSaGxDLbQ

Plankton: (He looks up to see that it is classroom) At last (He walks inside as Spongebob sneaks past the door and through the corridor) Right, now to find the principals office (He continues to walk slowly as Gary slithers behind him) Where is it? (He walks past a classroom and notices Mr Krabs taking a class) Hey, itÔÇÖs Mr Krabs (He continues to walk as in the class no one is listening to Mr Krabs)

Mr Krabs: Will everyone settle down (They make even more noise) Shut up and listen, all of you

Pearl: (Shes at the back of the class talking with her friends) So then I was like no way and she was like yes way and then...

Mr Krabs: Pearl? (He looks closer at her) I didnÔÇÖt notice you there honey

Pearl: Dad? (Everyone laughs)

Mr Krabs: Can you help me, none of your classmates are listening to me (She covers her face) Not even that boy you have a crush on over there (He points to a boy at the back of the class and everyone laughs as she looks up) He has got to go

Mrs T. Una: (In another classroom Sandy is making lots of noise at the back of the class with her flame thrower) Then the atoms (Sandy turns up the flamethrower making it louder) Oh come on (She walks up to Sandy) Miss Cheeks (She continues using the flamethrower) SANDY! (She unplugs the flamethrower as she looks up)

Sandy: Why did you do that? I need to finish this for today

Mrs T. Una: (She glares at Sandy then begins to walk to the front of the classroom) Now that Miss Cheeks has finished using the flamethrower we can get back to our lesson: How to use a flamethrower

Stanley: (She leans forward and hits both Squidward and Sadie in the back of the head)

Squidward: (He turns around) Now thatÔÇÖs enough

Stanley: WhatÔÇÖs enough (She punches Squidward in the face)

Squidward: Oh, thatÔÇÖs it now (He punches her in the chest and everyone gasps)

Stanley: Ow, that hurt slightly (She stands up)

Sadie: (She whispers to Squidward) DonÔÇÖt you know what youÔÇÖve done, Dad? If anyone even touches her she beats them to death

Squidward: IÔÇÖm sure she wonÔÇÖt do that...

Sadie: Do you not know why she doesnÔÇÖt have a mom or dad (Squidward gets nervous)

Mrs T. Una: ThatÔÇÖs it, I quit

Stanley: Today, at lunch

Squidward: Oh, Well maybe not today...How does next year suit you?

Stanley: Lunch or right here right now

Squidward: Lunch it is then (Squidward wipes the sweat from his face as Stanley tips up a table in anger)

Mrs T. Una: ThatÔÇÖs it, I quit

Patrick: (HeÔÇÖs in the cafeteria eating all the food) This is the nicest food IÔÇÖve ever tasted

Lunch Lady: Really? Most of the food contains Seahorse intestines and chum

Patrick: ItÔÇÖs Heaven (He picks up a pie and starts to sing)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe_PT2zNM1s

Lunch Lady: (She uncovers her ears) Never do that again

Patrick: Sorry (The bell sounds and Patrick can hear everyone running towards the cafeteria) Oh no, there coming (He looks around at all the food) Help me Mavis

Lunch Lady: ItÔÇÖs your mess now fat boy (He tries to clear it up the discarded food but the principal opens the door and stares at Patrick)

Principal: I donÔÇÖt know who your are but DETENTION! (He drags him out the cafeteria and throws him in detention)

Patrick: I donÔÇÖt belong here (He looks out the bars at a fish who looks at him) DonÔÇÖt look at me like that, I was once like you (He starts to cry)

Mr C. Bass: (In the cafeteria Mr Krabs is sitting at the table with all the other teachers) ...And then the little brat asked me if I had marked his work (Everyone laughs besides Mr Krabs who fakes a smile)

Pearl: (At the back of the Cafeteria sheÔÇÖs watching Mr Krabs) I need to think of something to get him out of here (Mr Krabs waves at her) ...And fast (She ducks from Mr Krabs)

Sandy: (At the table sheÔÇÖs using a blow torch on her project getting bits of metal in everyoneÔÇÖs food) Come on blowy

Nat: (The pieces of metal is getting into his food) Do you mind? IÔÇÖm trying to eat here

Fred: Hey at least sheÔÇÖs giving the food some flavour (He eats the pieces of metal) Mmm, Nutritious

Nat: Why donÔÇÖt you just go outside and do that? We donÔÇÖt want you here let alone when your using that blowtorch

Sandy: Fine then (She gets up and walks out the cafeteria walking past the Library where Plankton is sitting and reading the ÔÇ£Guide to taking over the WorldÔÇØ)

Plankton: I donÔÇÖt know why they donÔÇÖt call this the good book (He continues to read when some nerds approach him and sit near him) Can I help you?

Nerd #1: We couldnÔÇÖt help notice that you have a rather large cranium when compared to your body size

Plankton: Um, Ok that seems like sort of a random thing to say

Nerd #1: I have a gift of noticing big heads, DonÔÇÖt I Spock? (The other nerd nods his head) Anyways, How would you like to join our secret community?

Plankton: Hell n... (He thinks) Wait if I join there stupid community I could use there nerdy minds to steal the formula and take over the Krusty Krab (He speaks aloud) Fine Ill join your stuGreat community

Nerd #1: We know, We could hear your thoughts

Plankton: Excellent (He smiles evilly)

Squidward: (In the cafeteria he looks at his dinner tray) WhatÔÇÖs that? (He points at the throbbing piece of food)

Lunch Lady: ItÔÇÖs supposedly broccoli, ItÔÇÖs supposedly good for you (He turns around and his food flies into StanleyÔÇÖs face)

Stanley: Looks like someone's ready to fight (Squidward slowly backs away as music starts and she gets into a kung fu stance)

Squidward: Oh come on, this is hardly fair sheÔÇÖs got her own soundtrack and all (She then starts to warm up and start to sing)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vplb5zZUmro

Squidward: (She kicks Squidward across the room then approaches him again with a grin on her face) This isnÔÇÖt going to end well (He tries to run away but she grabs him and punches him many times)

Spongebob: (Hes crawling through the vents above the school) Now I just have to find the principals office (He keeps turning around when her hears noises) Who is that following me? (Gary is slowly crawling behind him) Hello? Anyone there? (It gets louder so he speeds up though the vent as he starts to sing) 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5n94BYy9QE

Spongebob: (He starts to cough) Wow that wore me out (He looks down to see that heÔÇÖs directly above the principals office) There it is (The vent starts to shake and Gary falls out the vent and into a science lab where everyone stares at him while Spongebob manages to hold on to the collapsing vent as he watches the principal stand up)

Principal: Well I think I deserve some lunch (He walks out his office as Spongebob lowers himself down to the filing cabinet but the principal returns) Well I canÔÇÖt buy food without money (He stares at Spongebob holding his attendance record and dangling right in front of him)

Spongebob: Uh oh

Patrick: (In detention he looks at everyone staying completely still then he looks at the warden whos fast asleep) Who feels like a song showing how Im feeling at the moment (They all stare at him blankly as he starts to sing) Here we go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix5sv2KgGKU

Warden: (He wakes up in a start and rubs his ear) Oh great IÔÇÖm hearing music in my head, My hearing aid must be acting up again (He runs out the detention hall as they all get up and gather in a circle)

Patrick: (Confused) WhatÔÇÖs going on?

Nancy: Were breaking out of here

Patrick: But how?

Jim: WeÔÇÖve got everything we need besides a small sharp object and something stretchy (Patrick is cleaning some food of his teeth with a toothpick)

Patrick: Sorry, That cafeteria food really sticks to your teeth

Sandy: (Outside she takes her welding mask off and looks at her science fair entry) Looks pretty good if I do say so myself, and I do of course (She hears the bell ring and she looks at her watch) Oh no, IÔÇÖve only got a minute to get to the gym (She gets up and runs towards the gym with her science fair project) Hurry up Sandy (She bursts into the gym and slams her project on the table) Just so everyone know itÔÇÖs exactly one oÔÇÖ clock and no later (She smiles as everyone stares at her strangely) What? (The judge start judging the other peopleÔÇÖs projects and she relaxes)

Plankton: (He walks out the basement followed by the nerds) This plan is brilliant there no way it can fail (He laughs) IÔÇÖll have the formula in no time

Nerd #1: WE will have the formula in no time

Plankton: (Under his breath) YeahRight

Nerd #2: Well we do need some of the equipment first but none the less it wonÔÇÖt be to hard to find

Plankton: Well where will we find what we need?

Nerd #1: Well some of the stuff can be found from peopleÔÇÖs experiments in the science fair

Plankton: Well then what are we waiting for? (They all run off to the gym)

Stanley: (She punches Squidward when he tries to stand up she hits him down again)

Squidward: Please stop (His nose starts to bleed)

Stanley: This is a fight to death remember?

Squidward: Oh yes (He starts to cry as Mr Krabs walks into the fight stopping Stanley hit Squidward)

Mr Krabs: ThatÔÇÖs enough you two

Pearl: Just stop it dad, your not a teacher and you never were

Mr Krabs: But baby

Pearl: IÔÇÖm not your baby (She storms out the cafeteria and as Stanley watches Pearl leave, Sadie punches her in the face and she falls to the floor)

Squidward: Wow (He stands up and watches Stanley on the floor) Your a bigger man than I ever was (They both hug each other as everyone cheers)

Patrick: (In detention they assemble the contraption) So...What now?

Gil: We need to find something stretchy, Anyone got anything? (Spongebob is thrown into detention)

Spongebob: Uh...Hey (They all look at each other)

Mr Krabs: (He walks through the hallway looking for Pearl) Pearl? Where are you honey? (He continues to walk sadly around the school as he starts to sing) 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeaTH6d6_30

Mr Krabs: (He sees Pearl sitting on the step outside) Pearl? (He runs up to her and sits down beside her) IÔÇÖm sorry I embarrassed you in front of your friends, I guess IÔÇÖm just an embarrassing dad

Pearl: (She looks up) No, I should be the one apologising, Your a great dad but IÔÇÖd get embarrassed by you even if you were the coolest dad ever

Mr Krabs: I thought I was (They both laugh) But I shouldnÔÇÖt treat you like a child anymore, IÔÇÖm just afraid IÔÇÖll lose you when you leave to start a new life

Pearl: Awh dad (She hugs him as Mr Krabs stands up and walks inside the school and here the principal in the cafeteria)

Principal: What happened here? (He looks at the mess caused by the students) Who did this?

Mr Krabs: (He looks at Pearl whoÔÇÖs getting laughed at by her friends) I-It was me, I trashed the cafeteria for some reason

Principal: (HeÔÇÖs shocked) I canÔÇÖt believe it, Even though your a great teacher IÔÇÖm going to have to lay you off...

Mr Krabs: Ok... (He walks off through the corridor with Pearl)

Principal: Well that was easy (He smiles and walks off)

Lunch Lady: Fine then, donÔÇÖt help me (She mutters under her breath as she cleans the cafeteria)

Sandy: (In the gym the judge walks up to SandyÔÇÖs experiment and stares at it)

Judge: What may I ask, is that?

Sandy: ItÔÇÖs a volcano

Judge: I can sort of see that... (She tilts her head back and closes one eye looking at the volcano)

Sandy: I only had a few hours, Ok (She pulls some Mentos out of her pocket) Prepare to be amazed

Judge: Oh, Here we go (She places them into the volcano as Gary bursts in being chased by a student)

Student: Come back here, We only want to dissect you a little bit (Gary creates a slime trail that Plankton slips up and his plan falls into the top of the volcano)

Plankton: My plan! (He runs up to the volcano)

Judge: Im waiting (The volcano expands while the detention students run into the gym creating havoc)

Sandy: SomethingÔÇÖs wrong, terribly wrong (It gets even bigger as the detention students tip it over) TAKE COVER! (The volcano blows up shooting a huge hole in the gym and it collapses to the ground)

Sandy: So Do I win? (She watches everyone passed out on the floor and the destroyed gym) Second place then?

Principal: Now to check on the science fair (He opens the gym to see everything completely destroyed) What happened here?

Sandy: I destroyed your school with my science fair project (He gasps)

Spongebob: No I did (He gasps)

Patrick: No itÔÇÖs my fault (He gasps)

Principal: Wow, IÔÇÖm all gasped out, I canÔÇÖt be bothered with this so your all expelled (Everyone cheers) You people are strange (He leaves)

Mr Krabs: Who wants to come to the Krusty Krab? (Everyone cheers besides Plankton whoÔÇÖs crying over his destroyed plan)

Lunch Lady: (She walks into the gym) IÔÇÖm not clearing that up

Mr Krabs: LetÔÇÖs roll (They all walk out the school and over the hill as Sadie and Squidward hold hands so does Pearl and Mr Krabs and Sandy and Spongebob while Patrick walks with Gary over towards the setting sun)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM7P9iQu2NE

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Season 3 episode 8 (48)- "Lost in Cyberspace"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GBxObBOGD8

Mr Krabs: (In his office he finishes writing an email and proceeds to sent it but it wonÔÇÖt sent probably) Come on, work you stupid hunk a junk (He hits the machine and it starts to power down) Oh great, just what I need

Spongebob: (He looks at the computer) I think we need a new computer Mr Krabs

Mr Krabs: Its fineLook (The computer starts to smoke) I told you, look its fine

Spongebob: Is it supposed to smoke like that?

Mr Krabs: Of course, thatÔÇÖs one of itÔÇÖs features

Spongebob: Is it meant to be catching alit as well?

Mr Krabs: What? (He turns around to see the computer on fire) Probably (He puts it out with a fire extinguisher)

Spongebob: I think itÔÇÖs broken (Mr Krabs hits it but nothing happens)

Mr Krabs: NonsenAwh your right (He sits down sulking) We dont really need a computer anyway

Spongebob: Well it does bring many customers here and it is a great way to interact with people and you can find anything you want out on Goog

Mr Krabs: Ok, Spongebob thats enough we dont want to get sued (He sits up straight) I guess we do need a computer but how am I going to buy one with no money?

Spongebob: What about the millions of dollars you own

Mr Krabs: I need thatFor later

Spongebob: So how are you going to buy one?

Mr Krabs: How about this? If I come across some money anytime today, IÔÇÖll buy a new computer

Spongebob: ThatÔÇÖs a good idea, sir (He stands up) I better go, those patties wonÔÇÖt cook themselves (He walks out the office)

Mr Krabs: (He looks at the destroyed computer) Now what to do with you (He dumps it in the garbage outside the Krusty Krab) Done and done (The mailman walks up to him and hands him a letter) A letter? For me?

Mailman: Do we have to go through this everyday, of course itÔÇÖs for you (He walks off in annoyance as Mr Krabs pulls out a cheque for $1,000)

Mr Krabs: Do my eyes deceive me? Money (He reads the letter attached to it) ÔÇ£Congratulations Eugene Krabs, you and your restaurant have won the award for Best Restaurant in Bikini Bottom for the fifty seventh time: Attached is your cheque for $1,000 dollars) Oh look, IÔÇÖve won again (He holds up the cheque to the sun) Well it looks real (He slowly puts it into his pocket) IÔÇÖll add this to the stash of money in my mattress (Spongebob walks out and looks at the cheque)

Spongebob: Hey, is that a cheque? Remember our little deal (He smiles at Mr Krabs then walks back inside)

Mr Krabs: Damn Spongebob, Always appears when I donÔÇÖt want him to

Time card: One low cost trip to the store later

Mr Krabs: (In the mall heÔÇÖs talking to a salesman) So I wanna buy a new computer, which one should I choose?

Computer salesman: (He points to a computer) Well this one is a new model designed by

Mr Krabs: Just give me a cheap computer that can send a simple email

Computer salesman: Your need a top model to do something as challenging as sending an email (He points to a sleek looking computer with many attachments) Like that one

Mr Krabs: Fine whatever

Computer salesman: It also comes with a free Ultra Safe Safe for the latest

Mr Krabs: I already said IÔÇÖll take it, Jeez just take my money

Time Card: One low cost trip home later

Mr Krabs: (In his office he plugs the computer into the wall as Spongebob walks into the office) Stupid wire

Spongebob: I see youÔÇÖve got a new computer (He walks up to it)

Mr Krabs: (He presses a button and the computer turns on) At last

Computer: Greetings 

Spongebob: I think it wants to know your name

Mr Krabs: Now why the flying horse-waffle would it want to know that?

Computer: Voice detected (The computer loads) Greetings Horse waffle

Spongebob: Hey whatÔÇÖs that? (He points to the box behind Mr Krabs)

Mr Krabs: Oh that, itÔÇÖs some sort of safe that came with the computer

Spongebob: Well maybe you should use it, the other safe is looking pretty unsafe if you know what I mean (He points to the safe and the door falls off of it)

Mr Krabs: God everythingÔÇÖs falling apart today (He looks at the box) Well this doesnÔÇÖt look to hard, you only need to attach it to the wall

Spongebob: I really think you should hire someone to install it into the wall for you

Mr Krabs: Thanks for offering, lad (He walks out of his office)

Spongebob: But (He slams the door behind him) Well I better get going, maybe if I do a good job Mr Krabs might pay me

Mr Krabs: (From outside) Think again (Spongebob starts to take the parts of the safe out of the box and lay them across the floor)

Spongebob: DoesnÔÇÖt look like IÔÇÖll be sleeping tonight (He picks up the instructions)

Time Card: Sometime later

Spongebob: (He polishes the safe and takes a step back) I think IÔÇÖve done a pretty good job (He slowly walks out of the office to see how dark it is outside) Wow I better get home from work, I donÔÇÖt want to be late for work tomorrow (He runs outside accidentally hitting the trashcan over as he sprints back home the destroyed computer hits the ground and turns on to a blank screen that projects into the night sky creating a tiny rip in the air that gradually gets larger) ItÔÇÖs good to be home (He walks inside his house and crawls into bed) IÔÇÖm going to sleep like a tired person whoÔÇÿs sleepy (He falls asleep then wakes up a few seconds later) Well time for work (He gets out of bed and walks to work past the destroyed computer and walking past Squidward)

Spongebob: Morning Squidward

Squidward: You couldnt do me a favour, Ive got a really bad headache so could you try not to shout todayOr talk

Spongebob: (Whispering) Sure buddy (He walks into the kitchen) ORDER UP!

Squidward: (He groans and puts his head on the register)

Spongebob: (HeÔÇÖs looks through the serving hatch at an empty space while breathing over Squidward)

Squidward: Will you cut that out? (He pushes Spongebob back into the kitchen)

Squidward: Thank y (He walks out the kitchen and looks at the table strangely)

Squidward: Eugh, What are you doing now?

Spongebob: ItÔÇÖs almost ten past eleven and Patrick isnÔÇÖt here

Squidward: So what, I count that as a good thing

Spongebob: But heÔÇÖs here every Wednesday for his weekly Krabby Patty, He has been ever since I started working here

Squidward: Well maybe he doesnÔÇÖt like you, Not many do you know

Spongebob: Something must be really wrong (He walks out the Krusty Krab)

Squidward: Where are you going?

Spongebob: I need to check on Patrick, Cover for me I wonÔÇÖt be gone for long (He shuts the door behind him)

Squidward: Well if SpongebobÔÇÖs gone whatÔÇÖs the point of me being here (He gets up to leave but Mr Krabs pokes his head out of the office)

Mr Krabs: And where do you think your going? (Squidward sits down and mumbles under his breath) I dont pay you to mumble Mr Squidward (He walks to the computer and sits down refreshing his email to see if anyone has sent him anything) Nothing, once again (He refreshes the page again) Maybe Ill check my spam folder (He checks the spam folder and theres nothing in there) Well goodIm glad I have no emails (He sits back) I can relax (He hits his head on the Ultra Safe safe) Oh I didnt notice what Spongebob spent all his hard work on last night (He gets up and looks at the safe) Hmm, looks pretty shoddy to me (He sits back down) Well maybe someone has sent me an email while I was standing up for six seconds

Spongebob: (He walks back towards the Krusty Krab) I guess he might be at a store or something (He walks into the Krusty Krab as he hears a faint noise from somewhere) What was that? (He listens again and it gets louder) WhereÔÇÖs it coming from? (He bends down and can hear the noise coming from the computer in the garbage) It must be malfunctioning again (He presses a button and Patrick appears on the screen) Patrick?! What happened?

Patrick: Spongebob, help me IÔÇÖm stuck in this computer again

Spongebob: Not again, I need help, help from a scientist who I havenÔÇÖt seen in a while (HeÔÇÖs in the Treedome holding the computer)

Sandy: So hows life? It seems like I havent seen you in ages

Spongebob: Tell me about it

Patrick: If you donÔÇÖt mind, IÔÇÖm stuck in here remember?

Sandy: Oh yeah, sorry Patrick (She takes the computer from Spongebob and puts it onto a table and carefully takes off the top of the computer) Just as I thought

Spongebob: Just as you thought what?

Sandy: PatrickÔÇÖs started to reverse to his ghost form again, We need to hurry and find a way to rescue him before itÔÇÖs too late

Spongebob: Ghost form, reverting, hurry?

Sandy: How about you stop repeating everything I say and find a way to save Patrick

Spongebob: Good idea, But how will we get in there? Do you have some sort of invention

Sandy: I doIf you gave me a two year warning, but well just have to find the black hole Patrick told me he got sucked into

Spongebob: SoAny ideas where it might be?

Sandy: No, WeÔÇÖll just have to look everywhere as itÔÇÖs receding and we need to find it before it makes it impossible to save Patrick (They both run out the Treedome) You go one way and IÔÇÖll go another (They both run opposite ways)

Plankton: (In the Chum Bucket he hits a stop watch with a hammer and it powers up) Finally, All this hard work spent fixing this time stopping watch has finally paid off (He holds it up) And who would know that without Karen I could get it finished three times as fast (He laughs to himself) Ooh, I miss her so much (He walks out the Chum Bucket and looks at the Krusty Krab) Now the formula will be mine, Like I say almost everyday but this time I canÔÇÖt fail (He presses the stop watch and everything in the ocean freezes besides Plankton) Take that, time (He walks into the Krusty Krab and into Mr KrabsÔÇÖ office where Mr Krabs is frozen at the computer) Right now for the formula (He walks up to the Ultra Safe safe) Well this is new (He types the code on the safe and it doesnÔÇÖt open) Strange (He pulls harder but it wonÔÇÖt open) Come on (He pulls as hard as he can but falls off the safe hitting the ground and smashing the watch on the floor) My watch! All that wasted time (Everyone unfreezes and Mr Krabs continues to look at his email and begins to type)

Mr Krabs: To reply to your email, I am not interested in what you are offering but anytime you want to have a chat just sent me an email (He sends it then sits back on his chair) Maybe I should spend some time away from the computer (He moves away then turns back) Times up (He notices Plankton on the ground looking at him) How did you get in here?

Plankton: None of your business (He points to the safe) And whatÔÇÖs up with your new safe, ItÔÇÖs impossible to get into

Mr Krabs: Why do you think I bought this computer, so it gives you even less chance to get the formula (He hits the safe with his claw) Its completely Plankton resistant (He laughs as he reaches for the safe) See, it only opens to me (He pulls the handle but it wont open) Just bare with me a second (He pulls harder) Oh no, Dont say I

Plankton: Say you what?

Mr Krabs: I think I locked the keys inside the safe when I was putting all me money in there

Plankton: All my money, not me money: Jeez some peopleÔÇÖs grammar

Mr Krabs: This isnÔÇÖt the time, the fate of The Krusty Krab rests on me and this safe

Plankton: Fate you say (He laughs)

Mr Krabs: I didnt think Id ever say this butPlankton bring some dynamite to the Krusty Krab

Plankton: ItÔÇÖll me my pleasure Krabs (He runs out the office)

Patrick: (Inside the computer hes floating around in complete whiteness and as he look around at nothing the music slowly starts)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjVRFx3QMgc

Deep voice: (A deep voice bellows) Hey who the hells playing Elton John songs? Oh its youYour finally back Patrick Star

Patrick: Oh no, Not this guy

Deep voice: So glad you could join meForever, as a ghost (He laughs as Patrick starts to transform into a ghost)

Patrick: No please, Not again (He screams)

Deep voice: Yes again (He laughs as Patrick floats around trying to get out of the room as he continues to transform)

Patrick: HELP! Please

Spongebob: (He lifts some algae as he clutches his head) PatrickÔÇÖs in danger, I need to hurry (He picks up a rock) Nope, itÔÇÖs not here (He picks up another rock) ItÔÇÖs not here either

Sandy: (She looks behind SquidwardÔÇÖs house then notices PatrickÔÇÖs house is open slightly) Huh? (He walks into PatrickÔÇÖs house to see Patrick sitting on a chair) P-Patrick? What are you doing here I thought you were stuck in the computer

Patrick: Nope

Sandy: (She runs outside and calls for Spongebob) Spongebob, hurry IÔÇÖve found Patrick he was at his house all along

Spongebob: (He runs up to Patrick) Thank goodness your alright buddy (Patrick says nothing) Patrick? (He touches PatrickÇÖs hand but itÔÇÖs just a hologram) WhatÔÇÖs going on, ThatÔÇÖs not Patrick

Sandy: What do you mean?

Spongebob: (He notices a wire behind the chair connecting to the electricity) Look heÔÇÖs plugged in (He unplugs the wire as the hologram fades the black hole reappears behind it)

Sandy: Look, there it is (She grabs Spongebob) We need to jump inside, itÔÇÖs are only hope (They take a deep breath and jump into the black hole as it closes and bursts into little pieces)

Spongebob: (He spins through the air until colliding with the ground)

Sandy: Spongebob get up (Spongebob stands up with Sandy as they look around the internet with thousands of floating advertisements and portals to different websites everywhere) Sweet Holy NeptuneÔÇÖs son (They both continue to look around in amazement)

Mr Krabs: (In the Krusty Krab he finishes layering the walls with bomb resistant foam) You ready? (Plankton nods as he presses a button and thereÔÇÖs an explosion but nothing has happened to the safe)

Plankton: We need some dynamite so explosive, Albert Nobel himself would be proud I owned

Mr Krabs: Who?

Plankton: The creator of dynamite, Only the people with the best knowledge would know who he is

Mr Krabs: Just get the damn explosive

Sandy: (They both walk around the web) This place is pretty creepy

Spongebob: I know, just look at all those websites, Yout (Sandy clears her throat) I mean, MePipe, Goggle and FacePad (They continue to walk through the web when Spongebob spots a website called TVT.Com) TVT.Com, that sounds like a great place to visit after weve saved Patrick (A skeleton falls out of TVT.Com)

Sandy: Maybe not, that place is dead (She looks around again) WeÔÇÖve been wondering around for hours, Do you have any clue where he could be?

Spongebob: Wait, remember when Patrick was a ghost in the Krusty Krab computer?

Sandy: Ah memories (She smiles)

Spongebob: Well he was in that huge white room, remember?

Sandy: Oh yeah, I remember now

Spongebob: So we just need to find that room (They continue to walk on until they reach a small room) It must be around here somewhere

Sandy: Or not (They both look at the huge room connected to the small one that seems to go on forever)

Spongebob: That may take some time

Mr Krabs: (TheyÔÇÖre both outside and Mr Krabs is holding a button) Ready again?

Plankton: Ready (He presses a button and thereÔÇÖs an explosion in the Krusty Krab and as they run inside to see the safe still intact) OH COME ON (He kicks the safe in anger)

Mr Krabs: This is so stupid (He looks at Plankton) Well as much as I hate saying this, youÔÇÖve actually been quite a good help tonight Plankton but we should wait until tomorrow we donÔÇÖt want any more damage to the bomb proof foam, I need to return it for a refund (He starts to peels the foam off the wall)

Plankton: Fine whatever (They both walk out the Krusty Krab and Mr Krabs locks the door)

Mr Krabs: DonÔÇÖt go getting any ideas will you

Plankton: Please, Krabs what do you take me for? (He walks off home as Plankton pulls some dynamite out of his pocket) He couldnÔÇÖt of seriously thought IÔÇÖd use my most explosive dynamite with him around (He laughs as he walks around the back of the Krusty Krab he pushes open the back door) Plankton you thought of everything (He walks to Mr KrabsÔÇÖ office and starts to wrap the dynamite around the safe) Ooh IÔÇÖm so clever

Spongebob: (They both continues to walk around the internet) I swear it was around here somewhere (Spongebob glances at a huge white area where a door is slowly closing downwards) Hurry (They both run to the door and Spongebob manages to get inside) That was close, right Sandy? (He turns to see Sandy imprinted on the back of the door) Sandy?

Sandy: IÔÇÖm Ok, you just go on and find Patrick, WhatÔÇÖs it like in there?

Spongebob: Its all white I supposeI mean right

Sandy: Well can you see Patrick?

Spongebob: NWait I think thats him (He watches Patrick hovering at the top of the room) Patrick? Is that you? (He looks at a half ghost version of Patrick still transforming) Whats going on up there?

Patrick: Spongebob? (He looks at Spongebob) YouÔÇÖve got to help me IÔÇÖm turning into a ghost again

Spongebob: Not again (He sighs) Hold on buddy (He jumps up to reach him but he canÔÇÖt) How am I gonna get up there with nothing to help me (He has an idea) Maybe something in here can help me (He looks around at the vast emptiness) Well that figures

Patrick: Hurry Spongebob, I donÔÇÖt have much longer (He looks at his arms as the disappear and at his now transparent body) I canÔÇÖt be ghost again, IÔÇÖm only just mastered that I canÔÇÖt walk through walls

Spongebob: Wait thats it (He stand next to the door and starts to speak to Sandy) Sandy I need to ask you for a huge favour

Sandy: What is it?

Patrick: Hurry please (Sandy punches the door hitting Spongebob who flies through the air)

Spongebob: (As heÔÇÖs flying through the air) Thanks Sandy

Sandy: No problem (She rubs her fist that starts to bleed) I think IÔÇÖm going to need some ice, and a bandage and some medical attention

Spongebob: (He reaches Patrick and trying to grab him he just passes straight through) NO! (He continues to fly through until he grabs onto a passing rope) Oh no, I canÔÇÖt hold on much longer (The rope pulls a compartment where a huge machine falls to the ground) What was that?

Patrick: ThatÔÇÖs the machine thatÔÇÖs turning me into a ghost, You need to turn it off

Spongebob: But how?

Patrick: I donÔÇÖt know, Just please hurry (Spongebob falls to the ground and runs to the machine pulling off itÔÇÖs cover and inside there is many coloured wires)

Spongebob: ThereÔÇÖs so many wires, which to choose (He starts to sweat) Come on Spongebob (He looks around to see Sandy bursting the door down) Sandy quick help, what wire should Ie cut?

Sandy: (She runs up to the machine feeling each wire slowly) According to the distinction of variants in.

Spongebob: Just tell we which one to cut

Sandy: The metal one

Spongebob: How am I going to cut that

Patrick: Quickly would be the best option

Spongebob: Dont worry buddy, This wont take long (He karate chops the metal wire and it slowly starts to snap he keeps doing it when he hands start to bleed) Please just break (He starts to cry) Please

Sandy: Stop Spongebob, its uselessWith weak hands such as yours (She hits the metal wire and it breaks making the white room flash as the deep voice starts to laugh)

Spongebob: WhatÔÇÖs so funny? We defeated you

Deep voice: You didnÔÇÖt seriously think I would have put all of my power in that one machine (He laughs) Stupid, stupid creatures

Spongebob: What are you talking about?

Deep voice: The only way youÔÇÖll save your ÔÇÿbuddyÔÇÖ now is to destroy this whole room, thatÔÇÖs endless and unbreakable and besides itÔÇÖs too late, your friends already with me now

Spongebob: It canÔÇÖt be true (The white room starts to spark and blow up) WhatÔÇÖs going on?

Sandy: There must be something outside causing some sort of explosion

Deep voice: OW! (Pieces of the room start to fall off to reveal thousands of wires and panels everywhere)

Plankton: (HeÔÇÖs watching the Krusty Krab explode in thousands of different pieces from far away) ThereÔÇÖs no way the safe could survive that (In the Krusty Krab the computer is being thrown around the office with parts falling off everywhere)

Sandy: Hey look (She points at a huge hole in the top of the white room) We need to get out of there itÔÇÖs an exit from the computer

Patrick: (They watch Patrick slowly turn back to normal and as they wait for an explosion they both jump into the air grabbing Patrick and flying through the hole)

Deep voice: I'll get you one day Patrick Star, You're meant to be a ghost and a ghost you shall be

Patrick: (He returns back to normal) Awh shut up, can you believe that guy?

Plankton: (The explosions stop and he slowly walks through the destroyed Krusty Krab walking into the office) Now for the moment of truth (He walks inside to the see the safe is open) YES! (He runs to the safe looking around inside he canÔÇÖt find the formula) What? Where is it?

Spongebob: Looking for this? (The three are revealed from behind the door holding the formula)

Plankton: Where did you come from?

Patrick: Ill answer that (He walks up to Plankton) Plankton, your at the age now where you start to learn about S-E-X

Plankton: I mean how did you get in here and survive the explosions?

Sandy: We burst out the computer just as the explosions finished (She points to the destroyed computer on the floor)

Mr Krabs: (He walks into the office) So Plankton, I just arrived home then realised I kept a spare key atop the safe for when(He looks around at the destruction) Wait what happened here?

Plankton: I donÔÇÖt know what angers me more, the fact that you didnÔÇÖt notice the destruction until you were finished talking or the fact that you had a spare key all along

Mr Krabs: Well at least the recipeÔÇÖs safe (He puts the formula back in the safe locking it with a key on top of it)

Plankton: I think I know what aggravates me more (He starts to chase Mr Krabs out the Krusty Krab) Come here you

Mr Krabs: Wait why are you chasing me? You destroyed my restaurant (He starts to chase Plankton then Plankton starts to chase Mr Krabs)

Patrick: Thanks guys for saving me, I didnÔÇÖt think I would make it this time

Sandy: Well it was pretty obvious you would

Spongebob: DonÔÇÖt mention it buddy (Patrick hugs them both as the deep voice booms)

Deep voice: Not so fast, I have infiltrated the (Sandy turns the computer off and his voice fades away)

Spongebob: (He looks around the Krusty Krab) We should really tidy this place up

Patrick: Meh Im pretty tired, Ive had enough of computers todayHey wanna come round my house and play computer games

Sandy: Hell to the yeah (They all walk with Patrick towards his house)

Spongebob: IÔÇÖm so gonna beat you all

Sandy: Not if I have anything to do with it

Patrick: Me neither (Their voices fade off as the episode ends)

Elton John - "Funeral for a Friend"

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Season 3 episode 9 (49)- "Below and Beyond"

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Mayor: (In the city hall everyone is listening to the mayor reading from a list) ...Then Old man Jenkins and finally that weird bearded guy who never speaks, Where are they all disappearing to? (A rather empty hall start to mumble with one another)

Larry: (He stands up and everyone looks at him) Well maybe everyoneÔÇÖs just gone on vacation

Sandy: At the same time?

Squidward: Yeah, Why not? If Mr Krabs ever paid me, I would have been gone weeks ago

Fred: (He nods his head) Same here

Spongebob: Speaking of Mr Krabs, whereÔÇÖs FredÔÇÖs boss?

FredÔÇÖs Boss: IÔÇÖm over here (He stands up)

Spongebob: Well then whereÔÇÖs Mr Krabs? (Everyone begins to look around the hall not finding him)

Sandy: He was here earlier, he was sat next to me before he left to go to the bathroom

Mayor: Well I guess we can put him down on the list (He picks up a pen)

Spongebob: Wait, Mr Krabs might not have disappeared, heÔÇÖs probably still in the bathroom you know how old people areÔǪ (Everyone nods their heads muttering stuff like ÔÇÿTell me about itÔÇÖ and ÔÇÿOf courseÔÇÿ)

Patrick: You got that right, My grandma practically literally lived in the bathroom

Squidward: ItÔÇÖs no good pretending this isnÔÇÖt happening Spongebob, people are disappearing and thereÔÇÖs nothing you can do about it, now if you donÔÇÖt mind (He stands up and starts to leave the hall)

Spongebob: Do you want me to come with you? we should all stay together at this time of night

Squidward: IÔÇÖd rather die than walk home with you constantly talking (He leaves)

Mayor: Should we just mark him off the list already? (Everyone nods besides Spongebob)

Spongebob: This is getting stupid, Theres no guarantee Squidwards gone missing or dead

Patrick: Well hes dead (He returns from outside with Squidwards name tag)

Spongebob: But how? (Everyone starts to mumble as they run outside looking around for Squidward)

Sandy: Hes probably not dead, he probably just sprinted home. At one hundred miles an hourIn water

Spongebob: This is getting beyond a joke

Patrick: (Confused) This was a joke?

Spongebob: (He stands up heroically as everyone watches him) I, Spongebob Squarepants, solemnly vow to find out why everyone in town is disappearing

Patrick: (He whispers to Nat) I ate cereal with that guy this morning (He smiles)

Spongebob: Come Patrick, we need to discover whatÔÇÖs going on (They both walk off)

Mayor: So Anyone wanna be the real detective?

Spongebob: (They both walk into Spongebobs house holding the sheet of paper with the list of names on) So far three hundred and sixty seven people have disappeared, leaving(He thinks) Twenty something people still in Bikini Bottom

Patrick: How did you work that out?

Spongebob: ItÔÇÖs all up here my good friend (He points to his head then pulls a calculator out of it)

Patrick: (He looks at the paper) Why does everyone only disappear when out in the street?

Spongebob: Ah, Elementary my dear Watson

Patrick: Who?

Spongebob: (He taps Patrick on the shoulder) DonÔÇÖt worry Patrick

Patrick: Who?

Spongebob: (He stares at him blankly) Anyway, I think that might be a huge clue that could lead us to discover where everyone is disappearing to (He stands up) So if we just retrace the steps of someone, say Squidward, we should finds some clues (Spongebob walks outside towards the town followed by Patrick)

Patrick: (They both slowly walk through the streets) IÔÇÖm scared Spongebob (He starts to sweat) I think we should go back

Spongebob: Dont worry Patrick, we wont both disappear(He turns around but Patrick isnt there) Patrick?! Ha, funny (He starts to shake) You can come out now (He hears a scream so runs out of the city back towards his house) I must be the only one left (His phone rings) Hello? Sandy is that you? Thank goodness your alright, Patricks gone I think were the only ones le

Sandy: (On the phone) Hel(The phone disconnects)

Spongebob: Sandy, please speak to me (He throws the phone down and runs outside and from a distance he notices the phone lying on the ground in the treedome and no Sandy in sight) I canÔÇÖt take this anymore (He runs into town and stands on the part of the sidewalk where Squidward disappeared) Just take me too (He stands around) Hello? (He looks around as the ground slowly starts to pull Spongebob down) WhatÔÇÖs happening?! (He tries to break free) On second thoughts, I want to live (He pulls harder but soon he is completely sucked into the ground and finds himself falling at a great speed towards some jagged rocks deep on the sea floor) AH! (He almost hits the rocks but is caught by an electric eel that puts him in a cage with all the other citizens) Thank goodness your all alright (He looks at the eel) WhoÔÇÖs that?

Sandy: We donÔÇÿt know (Thousands of strange creatures start to reveal themselves and gather around the cage as the music starts to playÔǪ)

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Spongebob: (He screams) W-Who are you horrible creatures?

Piranha: We prefer the term, Less handsome individuals

Nat: ThatÔÇÖs what we call this guy (He points at Squidward) You guys are disgusting

Tuna: So you keep saying

Mr Krabs: What do you want from us, if its money forget it

Fred: Just shut up, itÔÇÖs bad enough having to stand next to you and now your talking (They push each other and everyone starts to fight as the cage begins to shake)

Blob: SILENCE! (Everyone stops fighting and looks at the blob-like creature on top of a rock) We want one thing and one thing only.Everything

Mayor: What are you talking about?

Tuna: We just want the right to live on the surface with the normal creatures like you

Patrick: Well, I am pretty normal (He blushes)

Sandy: So after you pulled us all down here, scaring us half to death, you want to live on the surface with us?

Blob: What do you say?

Spongebob: (He starts to laugh) DonÔÇÖt you think itÔÇÖs ironic how were having a sort of adventure in an underground city?

Squidward: (Confused) No how?

Spongebob: I dont knowCarry on

Mayor: We need to settle thisWith a battle to the death.or a vote, whichever one suits you, but first you need to let us out of this cage, Ive got this condition where if I stay in a confined space I start to eat peoples faces (Everyone takes one step away from him)

Time card: One week later

Mayor: (In Bikini Bottom heÔÇÿs talking to his assistant) I still think we should have had a battle to the deathÔǪ (He walks up onto the stage and speaks into the microphone as all the citizens watch him and the deep sea creatures watch out of the sewers) Greetings one and all, The citizens of Bikini Bottom have voted in thousands on the topic of the horribly disgusting, morbidly bleak...

Tuna: (From the sewer) Ok, we get itWe stink you dont think we already know that?

Mayor: Ok, IÔÇÖm getting somewhere with this, TheyÔÇÖve voted in thousands if the deep sea creatures should be given the opportunity to live on the surface with us if they desire, or if they should be sealed into their dank, vomit-soaked hell-hole underground (He peels open an envelope and takes the letter out as everyone waits in anticipation) The deep sea creatures will be...

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Mayor: And as I was saying, The deep sea creatures will be able to live on the surface with us, and in return we will be able to visit them underground (Whispering) Not that we would ever want to (The deep sea creatures burst out the sewer and cheer) Our highly trained and paid builder will now start building a tunnel between us, the sewer and their city (Everyone cheers) And thanks to you, we will be raising taxes to pay for the tunnel (Everyone sighs)

Spongebob: Well itÔÇÖs a small price to pay for meeting all these nice people (He holds his hand out to a strange creature and Spongebob shakes itÔÇÖs hand)

Strange creature: What are you doing?

Spongebob: IÔÇÖm shaking your hand

Strange creature: Oh, but thatÔÇÖs not my hand

Spongebob: Oh, its your foot

Strange creature: Nope

Spongebob: (He screws his face up and rubs his hand on his clothes) IÔÇÖm gonna need some disinfectant

The Doors - "People are Strange"

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Season 3 episode 10 (50)- "The Ship of Lost Souls"

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Spongebob: (Hes sitting in Jellyfish fields with Patrick when he blows a bubble that is shaped like Patrick) Hey Patrick, look I blew one that looks like

Patrick: (He looks at it strangely) A big, fat ugly hippo (He laughs) I see it

Spongebob: UhYeah a hippo (They both blow one that combines to create a bigger bubble that pops)

Patrick: That was awesome (His watch beeps) Whoa a watch! ItÔÇÖs making a noise which means I probably have to be somewhere (He stands up) Well I better go

Spongebob: Are you sure? Why donÔÇÖt you just stay for ten more minutes?

Patrick: Sorry buddy but I canÔÇÖt be late for whatever my watch is beeping for (He starts to leave the fields as Spongebob blows another bubble sitting on his own)

Spongebob: Its just not the same without Patrick (He stands up but accidentally hitting the bubble soap over and it spills down the hill) I had to work three months to pay for that soap (He chases after it but slides along the spilled soap, losing control and falling to the ground) Ow! (He looks up to see the bottle falling down the open sewer) NO! (He runs towards the sewer) That must be the place therere going to build that tunnel for those ugly deep sea creatures (He look down the sewer then shouts down it) Hello? Anyone down there? (His voice just echoes when he notices the bubble soap caught on a ledge) There it is! Im coming down (He carefully starts to climb down the sewer holding onto the ledge reaching for the bottle) Almost there (He stops when he hears a flush) Oh no, thats not a good sound (He hears the water flooding through the pipe as he grabs the soap and starts to climb out the sewer) That was close (He reaches the top when the soap spills in his eyes and he looses his balance and falls down the sewer) AH! (The sewer water spills around him and he glides down to the ground) EW EW EW EW EW (He tries to rub some of the sewer water off as he slowly looks up at a huge wreckage of a ship right in front of him) Is that the The Titaniumtanic? (He walks towards it rubbing some of the rust off of it revealing the words Tita (He continues to rub off the rust from the ship when a skeleton bursts out the metal and Spongebob jumps back in a start) AH! (He clambers up the ladder as fast as he can, reaching the top of the sewer he runs out of Jellyfish fields, into his house and he jumps into bed shaking under the covers) What am I doing? I shouldnt be here, I need to face my fearsOr get Sandy to do it for me

Time Card: A few minutes later

Sandy: (In the Treedome shes talking to Spongebob) Amazing, thats so fascinating

Spongebob: Yeah, I really like your invention too, but what about the ship I just told you about?

Sandy: (She turns away from her invention and looks at Spongebob) Oh yeah, thatÔÇÖs interesting too

Spongebob: So what are we going to do?

Sandy: Wait, what ship did you say it was again?

Spongebob: The Titanic

Sandy: You mean the Titaniumtanic?

Spongebob: Yeah, that

Sandy: ItÔÇÖs been lost at deep sea for centuries never found by any scientific mind or intelligent individual, how did you find it?

Spongebob: I guess I was lucky

Sandy: You sure were, lets go (They both walk towards the door) I better take my Science equipment (Spongebob gasps)

Mr Krabs: (HeÔÇÖs in the Krusty Krab looking at all the customers) IsnÔÇÖt it great Squidward?

Squidward: (Flatly) No

Mr Krabs: Look at all those happy faces doesnÔÇÖt it just feel you with glee?

Squidward: (Flatly) No

Mr Krabs: Can you believe its been fifty years since the Krusty Krab

Squidward: Started making a whole generation of citizens overweight?

Mr Krabs: No Well yes, but thats not my point, its been fifty years since the Krusty Krab became a legal place to eat (He looks into the air) I remember it like it happened yesterday, but in fact it was fifty years ago

(Flashback)

Mayor: I now pronounce this newly founded restaurant, a legal place to it (He cuts the ribbon)

(End of flashback)

Squidward: Was I suppose to see something then?

Mr Krabs: Well I was hoping you would imagine it for yourself

Squidward: Yeah right

Mr Krabs: Whatever (He stands on top of a table) Hello customers, as itÔÇÖs the 50th anniversary of the Krusty Krab being so on and so forth, everything will now be doubled in price for your enjoyment (He gets off the table) That is all (He walks up to Squidward) IÔÇÖve still got it (Squidward rolls his eyes as Mr Krabs walks into his office)

Sandy: (Underground they both walk up to the ship and Sandy feels itÔÇÿs old paint) ItÔÇÖs so old and fragile

Spongebob: (HeÔÇÖs leaning on the ship) Tell me about it (He rubs his hands across it peeling some paint off)

Sandy: This could supply a scientific breakthrough, thanks for bringing me here Spongebob

Spongebob: Just doing my jobNot flipping burgers, but you know what I mean

Sandy: IÔÇÖll just take a few scrapings for an analyses (She pulls out her science equipment taking a few scrapings off of the ship)

Spongebob: To the sciencey place

Time Card: The Treedome

Sandy: (She powers up a machine) There we go

Spongebob: So what does that do?

Sandy: When I place a certain material or objects into the machine it states what it is and where it was found, proving if that ship really was the Titaniumtanic (Spongebob looks confused) Ill show you (She picks up a ray gun) See this ray gun I invented? (She places it into the machine) Watch

Machine: (The screen shows an image of the gun then starts to speak) The Death Ray 3000 found in the Bikini Bottom Science Mus (Sandy stands in front of the machine) Uh, that must be a technical difficulty (She picks up the rusty paint and places it into the machine) Lets hope this works

Machine: (The screen shows an image of the Titaniumtanic then starts to speak) Paint scrapings from the Titaniumtanic, Lost at sea on the 15th of April 1912

Sandy: I canÔÇÖt believe it, it really was the Titaniumtanic, and you found it we need to go and alert the science community, Oh thank you Spongebob (She hugs Spongebob)

Spongebob: Well (He blushes as the machine sends a huge beam of light into the air that gradually gets larger) Sandy may I ask whatÔÇÖs happening?

Sandy: You may, and my answer is RUN! (They run towards the door but they begin to get sucked into it) I think the scrapings have opened a portal to the Titaniumtanic

Spongebob: ThatÔÇÖs highly unlikely

Sandy: Yet itÔÇÖs happening

Spongebob: What should we do?

Sandy: Pull with all your might (Spongebob slips off but Sandy grabs him)

Spongebob: Thanks Sandy

Sandy: Pull yourself up (Sandy looses her grip and they are both sucked into the portal as it slowly closes)

Spongebob: (He wakes up rubbing his head and looking up heÔÇÖs sees Sandy looking out at sea) W-Where are we?

Sandy: I was right, weÔÇÖve been sent back in time

Spongebob: So were on the Titaniumtanic? B-But how? What are we going to do? How are we going to get back? Why am I so quizitive? (He stands up next to Sandy and looks out at sea)

Sandy: (She has a thought) Wait that means (She runs up to a fish holding a glass and she taps him on the shoulder) Excuse me sir, but what day is this?

Fish: Today? Why itÔÇÖs Christmas day (He chuckles to himself)

Sandy: Very funny, but seriously

Fish: ItÔÇÖs the 15th of April

Sandy: 1912?

Fish: Of course (He walks away from her as Sandy looks at her watch)

Spongebob: Are you alright Sandy? (He walks up to her)

Sandy: We have two hours and forty three minutes to live

Spongebob: (Shocked) What?!

Sandy: Forty two now

Mr Krabs: (In the Krusty Krab Mr Krabs is in his office opening bills) Why doesnt anyone ever sent me any cheques? (He opens a letter and reads it out loud) Dear Eugene Krabs, you health insurance has expired after fifty years, you now must renew your insurance by filling out the form on the overleaf (He quickly jots down the details then stands up) I better get this to the insurance company, I cant have people dying in me restaurant again and me having to pay because of it (He walks out of his office and looks around) Everyone just stay safe until I return, then you can all go die or injure yourselves (He runs to the town centre posting the letter but reads that the company is shut until 4:00 and cant give out any insurance until then) Just my luck (He starts to walk back to the Krusty Krab) I just have to make sure no one is injured on Krusty Krab property before four o clock, that shouldnt be to hard (He walks into the Krusty Krab to see the kitchen on fire and the customers sliding around the floor hitting into things and glass smashing as the music starts) 

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Sandy: (She looks at her watch while she runs around the deck panicking) Only two hours and thirty six

Spongebob: Say Sandy, how am I not suffocating if the ships above water?

Sandy: All of this around us (She signals to the ship) is basically just a hologram and people can still see and hear you but history doesnÔÇÖt detect you as real people until we are born, so we donÔÇÖt really exist here

Spongebob: So does that mean we canÔÇÖt die?

Sandy: Oh no, far from it in fact weÔÇÖve got more chance of dying first before any of these people and besides this is an underwater ship, were not above the ocean

Spongebob: What are we going to do?

Sandy: ThatÔÇÖs it, The bridge of the ship thatÔÇÖs a great idea, IÔÇÖll just guide the ship away from the icebergs

Spongebob: I donÔÇÖt know how I gave you the idea, but I like it, what should I do?

Sandy: Nothing that will destroy the future so.Nothing (She runs towards the bridge of the ship)

Spongebob: Got to do absolutely nothing (He slowly turns around and hits into a sponge as they both look at each other) Sorry about that

Steven: No worries (Spongebob turns around to see Sandy on the deck)

Spongebob: Sandy, I thought you were going to stop the ship from hitting those icebergs?

Sally: Who are you and what are you talking about, icebergs?

Steven: (He whispers to Spongebob) Thats Sally, I have aI love her

Spongebob: Oh (She walks away) Does she know that?

Steven: Not only does she not know it, but she doesnÔÇÖt know who I am

Spongebob: You mean youÔÇÖve never talked to her?

Steven: Well I walked into her once by accident

Spongebob: Did she say anything to you

Steven: Well she swore at me if thatÔÇÖs what you mean

Spongebob: ThatÔÇÖs not really what I meant, why donÔÇÖt you invite her out for a dinner, thatÔÇÖs what I did for Sandy

Steven: I would but whenever I go near her my legs turn even more weak and spongy

Spongebob: Why donÔÇÖt I tell you what to say and you just go ahead and say it?

Steven: Uh,Ok, By the way I didnt catch your name

Spongebob: (In his thoughts) Fake name, fake name, fake name (Out loud) My name, uh is SpongeBob, damn

Steven: Well nice to meet you Spongebob (He shakes his hand)

Spongebob: Now if you just find me a pen and IÔÇÖll write what you have to say

Steven: A what?

Spongebob: Fine thenA pencil

Steven: A what?

Spongebob: Ugh

Steven: A what?

Sandy: (She reaches the bridge of the ship to see the captain playing cards and not controlling the ship, so she tries to open the door but itÔÇÖs locked) Come on (She pushes it harder but it still wonÔÇÖt open)

Steven: (In the dining hall Steven walks up to Sally as Spongebob hides behind a plant) UhHello (He taps Sally on the shoulder)

Sally: Yes?

Steven: (He looks at the piece of paper Spongebob handed to him) The thing is Sandy

Sally: My names Sally

Steven: It doesnt matter what your name is, the fact is that I laugh you and always will (He looks at the paper strangely) I may not show it all the time but I always have (He throws the paper on the floor and continues to talk) Youre the most beautiful and intelligent squirrel Ive ever seen in my entire life and I want to spend my entire life with you

Sally: What are you saying?

Steven: Do you wanna have dinner with me?

Sally: Sure why not? (They walk to a table holding hands)

Spongebob: (He walks out from behind the plant) My work here is done, and now to find Sandy and save everyoneÔÇÖs lives (He walks out of the dinning hall then runs back in) Right after IÔÇÖve had some cheese cake (He runs up to the buffet)

Sandy: (She kicks down the door to the bridge and runs up to the captain whoÔÇÿs sitting on the floor playing cards) Listen, you need to actually look at the sea out ahead of youÔǪ

Captain: YouÔÇÖve ruined my perfect game, Guards make her walk the plank (The guards grab onto her)

Sandy: What are you? Pirates?

Captain: Pirates?

Sandy: Look it up on WikipediaIn a hundred years time (The guards pull her out of the bridge and as she is dragged away she shouts to the captain) Steer around the icebergs, you must to save us a (They slams the door shut)

First mate: What did she say?

Captain: Something about nice burgers, anyway go fish (He puts his cards down as out at sea they are heading directly to the hundreds of icebergs)

Sandy: (SheÔÇÖs standing on the plank as the guards force her off with their knives) If you spare me, I can save your lives

Guards: Just walk squirrelly (They move closer to her as she backs away the guards fall to the ground when Spongebob karate chops them in the back)

Sandy: Spongebob (She smiles as Spongebob unties her and they both run around the deck looking for a place to hide)

Spongebob: Quick in here (They both jump into a life boat and hide as it lifts up) WhatÔÇÖs going on (The guards are revealed to be pressing a button lifting the life boat up and moving it over the side of the ship)

Sandy: Oh no (The release the boat and they fall into the freezing cold ocean)

Guards: So long (They walk away laughing as Sandy looks at the ship getting closer to the icebergs)

Sandy: We need to move the icebergs out of the ships path, itÔÇÖs our only hope (Sandy begins to swim towards the icebergs as Spongebob slowly follows)

Spongebob: You go on, IÔÇÖll catch up with you (He gasps for breath as he watches Sandy swim on)

Mr Krabs: (He puts out the fire and prevents the customer from slipping over) There, now please be more careful (He looks at his watch and walks towards his office and as he turns around he sees Squidward spill grease along the floor and everyone starting to slip over in slow motion) N.OOOO..OO! (In slow-motion he looks at his watch and its 3:59 and he jumps through the air)

Spongebob: (Sandy pushes the iceberg while Spongebob does it in slow-motion)

Sandy: ThereÔÇÖs no time for dramatic effect, people are actually going to die

Spongebob: Your right, I donÔÇÖt know what came over me (They both push the iceberg harder)

Mr Krabs: (In the Krusty Krab he flies through the air but hits the ground along with everyone else) Oh no (He gets up and looks at his watch) Yes! ItÔÇÖs 4:00 look everyone you canÔÇÖt sue me (Everyone rolls along the floor in agony as Mr Krabs happily jumps up into the air

Sandy: (She stops pushing the iceberg as itÔÇÖs hardly moving) ItÔÇÖs useless, no two people can push a three tonne iceberg

Spongebob: Nothing is impossible SandyBut this is damn near close (They both stop pushing the iceberg and hug) Goodbye Sandy

Sandy: Goodbye Spongebob

Patrick: Bye you guys

Spongebob: Patrick?! H-How did you get here?

Patrick: I went through that portal thingy in Sandys hou

Sandy: Reunions later, save lives now (Spongebob and Sandy continue to push the iceberg) Patrick with your help, we could move the icebergs

Patrick: (He looks at the Titaniumtanic heading towards them) Hey look itÔÇÖs NoahÔÇÖs Ark

Sandy and Spongebob: Patrick!

Patrick: Sorry (They all push the iceberg as hard as they can and it slowly starts to move)

Sandy: ItÔÇÖs working! (They push it one last time and it slowly drifts away) We did it, we saved everyoneÔÇÖs lives (She hugs them both as they all cheer)

Sally: (On the ship, Sally and Steven walk to the bow) I had a wonderful evening, I felt like IÔÇÖve known you all my life

Steven: Me two, which brings me onto my next question

Sally: Of course IÔÇÖll marry you (She smiles and hugs Steven)

Steven: (Shocked) Thats not what I was getting at but, hey ho (He happily lifts her up and over the top of the ship as the music starts) 

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Sandy: (In the sea they watch them kiss) Tuh, how cliche (She rolls her eyes)

Spongebob: Tell me about it, great couple though

Patrick: (Confused) Hey, whereÔÇÖs that music coming from?

Sandy: Well at least we saved the day and no one died because of us

Patrick: Say how are we going to get back?

Sandy: Well we just have toWait, we just haveI dont know (They all gasp)

Captain: (In the bridge, hes still playing go fish) I think I win again (He takes the money, standing up and putting it into his safe he notices the icebergs) Oh dear God, icebergs! (He presses a button to control the ship but nothing happens) I really should have paid attention to how this thing is controlled (He trips over a card and falls to the wheel that moves the ship away from the icebergs) Well that was lucky (Theyre now heading towards Sandy, Spongebob and Patrick) We cant head towards the icebergs so I guess Ill just have to pull around them (He uses the wheel to move out the way and sits back down) Now where were we? (He is unaware that they are heading to an even bigger field of icebergs)

Sandy: I guess well just have to wait ninety something years (A tear appears in front of them) Oh no, its a time rip! (She gasps)

Spongebob: A time rip?

Sandy: Yeah a time rip, dont you watch any sci-fi movies? By preventing the ship from not sinking the universe will now (Behind her the ship collides with a different iceberg and starts to tip upwards) Well thats the end of that (The time rip disappears as they all watch in horror as the Titaniumtanic starts to sink)

Spongebob: What can we do to help them?

Sandy: Nothing

Spongebob: Nothing? We canÔÇÖt do that

Sandy: We must, for the sake of a few hundred thousand people we save the entire Universe, Hey whereÔÇÖs Patrick (Patrick emerges from under the water)

Patrick: Hey thereÔÇÖs some kind of hole under here

Sandy: Hole? I like the sound of that (They both swim under the water as Spongebob watches at the Titaniumtanic sink as everyone screams)

Spongebob: (He sheds a tear and begins to follow Sandy and Sandy who both swim into the hole and burst out the portal in SandyÔÇÖs treedome along with much water)

Spongebob: (He helps Sandy up) Sandy, after almost dying and watching that Sponge and Squirrel propose I feel I need to ask you something (He gets down on his knees)  Ive known you for almost. Years now, I feel its time to ask you something that may shock and surprise you (He pulls out a small box) Sandy Cheeks, will you do me the honour of being my girlfriend?

Sandy: Spongebob? O-Of course I will (She hugs Spongebob as he puts the ÔÇ£Girlfriend RingÔÇØ onto SandyÔÇÖs finger)

Patrick: Hey wait Spongebob, I thought I was your girlfriend (He holds up his ÔÇ£Best Friend RingÔÇØ)

Spongebob: No buddy, youÔÇÖre my best friend

Patrick: I still get to keep the ring right? (Spongebob nods) Sweet!

Sandy: Group hug (They all hug each other as Spongebob and Sandy look into each others eyes and smile)

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Season 3 episode 11 (51)- "Once, Twice, Three Times a Story"


August 19th 2011 - 8:00am


Spongebob: (His alarm sounds as he wakes up he looks at it) Good morning world and so on (He gets out of bed and looks out of the window) What a nice morning

Time Card: Spongebobs Day

Spongebob: Its so nice, I feel like singing a copyrighted song about how nice it actually is (He reaches over to his record player, presses a button, and as the music starts he begins to sing) 

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Spongebob: Well that was pretty tiring, I better get to bed (He lays down on his bed) Wait a minute (He quickly gets back up and walks to his calendar to see that hes got a dental appointment) Oh yes, Ive got to go the dentist today, thatll be funiful (He remembers something) Wait another minute

(Flashback)

Dentist: Well Spongebob, it seems youll need a tiny little filling, its hardly anything really

(End of flashback)

Spongebob: A filling? (He kneels on the ground) NO!Well I better go tell Mr Krabs (He runs down the stairs getting dressed and eating breakfast while he walks outside past his boat-mobile) See you later, Boaty (He happy strolls through the street walking past a garbage man)

Garbage man: Stupid disappearing garbage truck, thatÔÇÖs the ninth time itÔÇÖs gone this week

Spongebob: I think Ill go and see my (He smiles and giggles) Girlfriend (He walks towards the Treedome to find Sandy isnt there) Shes usually here at this time (He looks at his watch as he begins to walk towards the Krusty Krab) Im sure I can catch up with my (He smiles and giggles again) Girlfriend after my filing, that is if I survive (He starts to shake as he walks into an empty Krusty Krab) Mr Krabs? (He walks into his office but Mr Krabs isnt there) I need to go to the dentist is that Ok with you? (He waits for an answer) Hello? Where is he?

Mr Krabs: (From somewhere) Yeah just go already, Idiot boy (Spongebob looks around confused then leaves)

Spongebob: To the dentist, away (He walks out the Krusty Krab as Mr Krabs walks out of the bathroom drying his claws)

Mr Krabs: ThatÔÇÖs what IÔÇÖm talking about (He lets out a huge sigh or relief as he walks into his office)

Spongebob: (Outside the Krusty Krab he notices his boat being towed away by garbage truck when the trucker throws out a half eaten sandwich) Hey, thatÔÇÖs my booty, I mean boaty (He sprints after the truck as it loses control and flies off of a cliff) MY BOAT! Oh and the driver! (He watches as it plummets to the ground) How am I supposed to get to the dentist in less than ten minutes without a boat, or super sonic speed (He turns around to see a boat rental store) How long has that been there? (He runs up to the store as the manager watches him from his office while Spongebob looks at the boats outside)

Manager: Look at that kid out there (He points to Spongebob) We can screw so much money out of that sucker bringing this business back to the top, no more licking the cheese out of old pizza boxes

Assistant: The suckers driving away

Manager: What! (He watches as Spongebob drives away with a boat) That guy didnt pay for his rentalYou know what to do Jim

Assistant: JimÔÇÖs off sick, IÔÇÖm Percy and I donÔÇÖt know what to do...

Manager: (He rubs his face) Just call the cops

Spongebob: (He drives around with the boat) Wait, I forgot to pay for the rental (Hes about to turn around when he looks at this watch) Only four minutes to get there (He speeds up) How about some music to settle my fragile nerves (He turns the radio on as the music starts to play) 

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Spongebob: ...ThatÔÇÖs pretty catchy (He nods his head to the music while behind him he doesnÔÇÖt realise that the police are chasing him with sirens blaring)

Police Officer: He canÔÇÖt hear us over that awesome music

Police Officer #2: WeÔÇÖll just have to hit into the back of him hoping heÔÇÖll hear us then...

Police Officer: We wonÔÇÖt know unless we try it out (Spongebob drives past the Krusty Krab as the police boat drives around it, the Krusty Krab explodes causing wood and glass to fly everywhere) WeÔÇÖve got a 10:16 at the old Krusty Krab place

Police Officer #2: A what?

Police Officer: A boom-boom (They continue to chase after Spongebob) He still canÔÇÖt hear us, we need to blow out his radio

Police Officer #2: IÔÇÖm already on it (HeÔÇÖs hanging out the boat door aiming his gun at SpongebobÔÇÖs radio)

Police Officer: Be careful

Police Officer #2: Be what? (He puts his head into the boat as the bullet shoots through Spongebobs back window and the bullet hits the radio) 

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Spongebob: My radio?! (He hears the police boat behind him) WhatÔÇÖs going on? (He turns around to look at the police but looses control of the boat and is about to smash into the side of the dentist) AH! Well at least IÔÇÖm on time (He jumps into the back seat of the boat ready for impact)

Dentist: (He takes a mechanical object out of a young girls mouth) I told you Nancy, that none of my equipment could harm you (Spongebobs boat smashes into the dentist room and Nancy screams) Just so you know that wasnt part of my equipment (The screen fades to black)

Spongebob: (The dentist is looking at his teeth as Spongebob is revealed to be in hospital in a full body cast)

Dentist: Well the good news is I donÔÇÖt need to give you that filling after all

Spongebob: YayAh! (He raises his arm but hears a snap) That canÔÇÖt be good


August 19th 2011 - 7:36am


Patrick: (HeÔÇÖs in bed awake listening to the construction noise outside) I canÔÇÖt believe theyÔÇÖve been at it all night (He looks at his bed side clock) SHUUUUUT UUUUUP!

Time Card: PatrickÔÇÿs DayÔǪ

Patrick: (He continues to hear the construction noise as it suddenly stops) At la.. (It starts again) AGH! (He covers his head with his pillow) This is useless Well I may as well get up now (He gets out of bed and puts on his slippers as he walks into his cupboard he walks out fully clothed) Thats never done that before (He sits down and turns on the TV as the construction noise stops) Finally a minute of peace before I go and have a long day of doing nothing (He relaxes as he hears Spongebob start to sing) 

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Patrick: (He runs outside covering his ears as he hits into a garbage truck parked in front of his house) I canÔÇÖt have that parked there all day (He clambers inside and starts to drive it away from his house) This is kinda a lot of fun (He looks around then drives away with it)

Garbage man: (He walks towards PatrickÔÇÖs house) Hey where the hells my truck?

Patrick: (He puts on a truckers cap and drives past Sandy whoÔÇÖs waiting outside her house) Hey Sandy, wanna ride?

Sandy: YÔÇÖknow thatÔÇÖs a garbage truck, right?

Patrick: I know, isnÔÇÖt it cool?

Sandy: Doesnt it belong to someone elseLike say, the garbage men?

Patrick: How do you know IÔÇÖm not a garbage man?

Sandy: Because your not

Patrick: Good point

Sandy: But I do need to get to the science convention quicklySo sure why not, its not like your dangerously unstable (She looks at Patrick) Well (She puts on her seat belt) Lets hit the road

Patrick: Just call mePatrick Star

Sandy: UmÔǪOk, why not ÔÇÿTruck Stop PatÔÇÖ?

Patrick: Why would I be called that? (He begins to drive as Spongebob walks up to the Treedome to find Sandy isnÔÇÖt there)

Spongebob: (Confused) SheÔÇÖs usually here at this time

Patrick: Where too now Sandy?

Sandy: You just turn left

Patrick: Left? (He holds up his hands taking them off the wheel) So I right with my left right hand thats left

Sandy: Patrick, the road! (Patrick takes control of the wheel narrowly missing Plankton whoÔÇÖs pushing a machine in the road)

Plankton: Idiot!

Patrick: (To Sandy) I think hes talking to you (Patrick continues to drive as he finally reaches the science convention and Sandy gets out)

Sandy: Patrick, promise me youÔÇÖll take the truck back to the garbage men

Patrick: (He looks down) Eh

Sandy: Promise me

Patrick: Ok

Sandy: Good boy (She runs into the science convention as Patrick drives back home but canÔÇÖt see the garbage men)

Patrick: Well too bad there not here...Its a real shame (He reverses backwards getting Spongebobs boat hooked onto the garbage truck as he drives away) I think Im going to call you Garbagey (He taps the truck as a compartment opens and a sandwich falls out) A sandwich? Is there anything this truck doesnt have? (He takes a bite out of the sandwich) EwHealthy (He throws the sandwich out of the window as it lands next to Spongebobs feet)

Spongebob: Hey, thatÔÇÖs my booty, I mean Boaty (He sprints after the truck as Patrick rubs his tongue in disgust)

Patrick: I wonder if thereÔÇÖs any mints in here to get that horrible taste of health out of my mouth (He looks in the compartment not looking at the road he loses control of the truck and drives off of a cliff) AH!

Spongebob: MY BOAT! Oh and the driver! (The truck plummets to the bottom of the cliff and Patrick is knocked out by a piece of metal from the truck)

Time Card: One hour later

Patrick: (He starts to gain consciousness and clambers out the destroyed vehicle) IÔÇÖm hurting in places I didnÔÇÖt even know I had, like this place (He points to his arm as he looks around at the destroyed garbage truck) My beautiful garbage truck, what have I done to you? (He hears an explosion from a distance as a huge red ÔÇÿKÔÇÖ lands next to him) Hey a Krusty Krab K (He looks around in the darkness of the abyss) IÔÇÖm sure someone will come and get me out of here in a minute, itÔÇÖs just a waiting game... (He sits down in silence) Eh...The waiting game sucks (He looks at the red ÔÇÿKÔÇÖ) I think I have an ideaÔǪNo I donÔÇÖt or do I? (He looks up to see a helicopter hovering as he wraps some lose string around the ÔÇÿKÔÇÖ) Here goes nothing, hopefully something (He throws the ÔÇÿKÔÇÖ into the air getting it lodged into the bottom of the helicopter) Here I go (He wraps the string around his waist)

Pilot: (On a walkie-talkie) ThatÔÇÖs right, ThereÔÇÖs damages to the propeller so IÔÇÖm going to head back to base, over (He starts to fly away as Patrick is gradually lifted up)

Patrick: ItÔÇÖs working, I canÔÇÖt believe it (He hits into the side of the cliff) Ooh (He scrapes along the cliff as he is lifted up) I should have seen this coming (Patrick keeps getting injured as the screen fades to black and he wakes up on the floor of a hospital) W-What happened?

Nurse: You fell off your bed again, are you sure you wouldnÔÇÖt rather sleep down there?

Patrick: IÔÇÖm fine (He climbs back on his bed to see Spongebob lying on a bed next to him as the Dentist looks at his teeth while heÔÇÿs in a full body cast)

Dentist: Well the good news is I donÔÇÖt need to give you that filling after all

Spongebob: YayAh! (He raises his arm but hears a snap) That canÔÇÖt be good

Patrick: Hey buddy, what you in for?


August 19th 2011 - 1:47am


Plankton: (In the Chum Bucket hes hammering a machine as he looks at his watch) Almost done, Theyre might as well be a time card here, I dont do much for the next few hours


August 19th 2011 - 7:35am


Plankton: (He finishes welding the machine as he takes off his mask) Now for your time to shine Mr. Hammer (He starts to hit the machine with a hammer)

Patrick: (From a distance) SHUUUUUT UUUUUP!

Plankton: That stupid idiot is so rude

Time Card: Planktons Day

Plankton: One more hit should do it (He hits the machine with a hammer for the last time as he examines the machine he hears Spongebob start to sing from a distance) 

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Plankton: He calls that singing? Well it isBut this is real singing (He clears his throat and starts to sing) PoKeRRR FAICE, P-P-Oh-CK (His windows smash) Well, they were already breaking (He starts to push his machine out of the Chum Bucket but finds it very heavy) Why is this so heavy? Its mainly made of duct tape and paper (He pushes it harder but it hardly moves) This is going to take forever (Patrick driving the garbage truck narrowly misses him) Idiot! (He puts the machine on its side and it starts to roll into the Krusty Krab as he looks around and no one is inside) Not even Krabs is here (He walks into the empty office and rolls the machine up to the safe) Once again we meet at last, Ultra Safe Safe (He aims the machine at the safe as he hears Spongebob)

Spongebob: Mr Krabs?

Plankton: Not that guy (He pulls the machine under the desk as Spongebob walks in)

Spongebob: I need to go to the dentist is that Ok with you? (Plankton watches him from under the desk) Hello? Where is he? (Plankton clears his throat and does an impression of Mr Krabs)

PlanktonÔÇÖs Mr Krabs impression: Yeah just go already, Idiot boy (Spongebob looks around confused then leaves) At last (He clears his throat)

Plankton: ThatÔÇÖs better (He lifts the machine up again and aims it at the safe) Now for what I came here for

Spongebob: To the dentist, away (He walks out the Krusty Krab as Mr Krabs walks out of the bathroom drying his claws)

Mr Krabs: ThatÔÇÖs what IÔÇÖm talking about (He lets out a huge sigh or relief as he walks into his office to spot Plankton and his machine) Jeez Plankton, donÔÇÖt you ever give up?

Plankton: Apparently not (He is about to press a button when Mr Krabs pulls him away from the machine)

Mr Krabs: I donÔÇÖt think so

Plankton: Well I do (He jumps to the machine hitting the button but Mr Krabs hits the machine away and the laser shoots around the office as they both dodge out of the way of it as it burns everything it touches)

Mr Krabs: (He watches the laser burn through his office) My precious, expensive items (He runs out from behind the desk but Plankton stops him)

Plankton: DonÔÇÖt be an idiot, youÔÇÖll be killeÔǪWait a minute, On second thoughts, go ahead (Mr Krabs runs up to the machine and aims it into the air burning a hole in the roof and hitting a helicopterÔÇÿs engine blowing it out)

Pilot: Oh great (He quickly hovers away over the cliff)

Plankton: Well I did come all the way over here so what the Hell (He wrestles the machine off of Mr Krabs and it aims at the safe burning through it)

Mr Krabs: NO!

Plankton: YES! (It burns through the safe as out from the safe appears another laser)

Safe: Intruder alert! Alert Intruder! (The two lasers collide and cause an explosion as the police boat drives past)

Police Officer: WeÔÇÖve got a 10:16 at the old Krusty Krab place.... (The wood and glass fly everywhere and so does the lettering from the Krusty Krab sign)

Old Man Jenkins: (HeÔÇÖs playing scrabble with Mabel) I canÔÇÖt win anything with these letters (The huge Krusty Krab ÔÇÿRÔÇÖ lands on the board) I win (The ÔÇÿKÔÇÖ flies through the ocean falling down the cliff and landing next to Patrick)

Patrick: Hey a Krusty Krab K

Plankton: (He wakes up and rubs his head then notices his legs have gone) MY LEGS! Krabs, did you steal my legs?

Mr Krabs: Now why would I want to do that? (He notices his Claw has been blown off) I bet you stole my claw, you little shrimp (The screen fades to black as they both argue)

Spongebob: (The dentist is looking at his teeth as Spongebob is revealed to be in hospital in a full body cast)

Dentist: Well the good news is I donÔÇÖt need to give you that filling after all

Spongebob: YayAh! (He raises his arm but hears a snap) That canÔÇÖt be good

Patrick: Hey buddy, what you in for?

Plankton: Do you two ever shut up? (HeÔÇÖs revealed to be lying on a hospital bed next to them)

Spongebob: Plankton? (He looks closer) Mr Krabs is that you? (Mr Krabs is lying on the same hospital bed next to Plankton)

Mr Krabs: Doc, Are you sure there isnÔÇÖt another spare hospital bed?

Doctor: IÔÇÖm sure there isnÔÇÿt, Now sweet dreams (He turns the lights off)

Mr Krabs: Its not that bad when you get used

Plankton: Please be quiet (They all groan)


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Season 3 episode 12 (52)- "Summer Daze"


Spongebob and Patrick: (Theyre running to Jellyfish fields, chanting) Jellyfish, Jellyfish, Jellyfish, Jellyfish, Jellyfish (They run into the Jellyfish Fields)

Spongebob: Come on buddy, lets go

Patrick: Why are we here again?

Spongebob: Remember, Jellyfish, Jellyfish?

Patrick: Vaguely (He turns around and is stung by a Jellyfish that hovers into the hive) Hey, he bit me (He rubs the sting)

Spongebob: I managed to clock him on this (He holds up a handheld machine)

Patrick: (Confused) Hey, whatÔÇÖs that?

Spongebob: Its an Anger-Ray Sandy made for me, it levels the amount of anger someone is feeling at a certain time

Patrick: Can I use it?

Spongebob: Sure, just dont get it too close to SquidwardIt usually bursts into flames when I use it near him (Patrick takes the Anger-Ray and reads the small, digital screen)

Patrick: WhyÔÇÖs it beeping?

Spongebob: (He looks at the Anger-Ray) That jellyfish that stung you was particularly angry

Patrick: What if he hurts the other jellyfish in the hive because heÔÇÖs so angry?

Spongebob: Youre right, we need to stop him

Patrick: I didnt say that, but Ok (They walk up to the Jellyfish hive as it falls to the ground smashing as two jellyfish are revealed to be fighting) We better stand back (They watch as the jellyfish continue to fight)

Patrick: All this fighting reminds me of my time at grade school (He looks into the air) Ah memories.Horrible, vile, disturbing memories (They watch as the jellyfish continue fighting as they move towards a tree as they become dazed and stop fighting) Whats going on?

Spongebob: (He walks up to the tree and looks around it finding some green moss) This moss must have stopped them fighting (Patrick walks up to the tree)

Patrick: But how?

Spongebob: But how, exactly (He peels some of the moss off of the tree and puts it into his scrapbook)

Patrick: All this sitting around doing nothing has made me hungry

Spongebob: I think we deserve a lunch break

Patrick: Ooh, I love those seven words (He pulls out a knife and a fork)

Time Card: Lunch break

Spongebob: (He and Patrick both walk into the Krusty Krab as Mr Krabs runs up to them both) Hey Mr Krabs

Mr Krabs: Spongebob! Why are you not at your post?

Spongebob: ItÔÇÖs my day off, remember?

Mr Krabs: It may be your day off but that doesnÔÇÖt explain why your not working, Now get back to work! (Spongebob walks into the kitchen as Patrick goes to order)

Patrick: Yeah Squidward, Ill have a, uh, One Krabby Patty, one simple Krabby PattyAnd fries, a shake, a deluxe Krabby meal hold the health, a Krabby Kiddie meal and

Squidward: Just go away Patrick, I cant, and wont, deal with you today

Patrick: What do you mean?

Squidward: (Annoyed) Just get lost

Mr Krabs: DonÔÇÖt listen to him Patrick, heÔÇÖs been like this all day

Squidward: I HAVE NOT, SO SHUT THE HELL UP ALL OF YOU! (He storms out of the Krusty Krab) IÔÇÖm leaving!

Mr Krabs: (Spongebob gasps) DonÔÇÖt worry lad, his shift ended three hours ago, I just didnÔÇÖt tell him (He laughs)

Spongebob: If SquidwardÔÇÖs gone, Could Patrick help me out in the kitchen? You wonÔÇÖt have to pay him

Mr Krabs: Sure, why not? I need to cut some money out of the restaurants budget anyway (He walks into his office and starts crossing things off of a list) I donÔÇÖt see why we need clean running water or comfortable chairs (He crosses them off the list as he smiles to himself)

Patrick: (He walks into the kitchen with Spongebob) So what time should I come over to the party tonight?

Spongebob: Well its a late night party so

Time Card: 7:00pm

Squidward: (HeÔÇÖs watching from his house as Patrick walks to SpongebobÔÇÖs house and knocks on the door with his foot) Moron

Spongebob: (He answers the door to Patrick) Come on in buddy, the partyÔÇÖs in full swing (Patrick walks in to the empty house) It wouldnÔÇÖt be a partay without musiac (He turns the music up as Squidward covers his ear holes)

Squidward: That music has been playing for far too long

Sadie: TheyÔÇÖve only just started playing it

Squidward: Exactly, too long (He storms outside)

Sadie: I really hope I donÔÇÖt grow up with his anger issues

Squidward: (He slams on SpongebobÔÇÖs door) Open up barnacle heads (Spongebob answers the door)

Spongebob: Hey Squidward, here to join the partay?

Squidward: I most certainly am not, IÔÇÖm here to ask you nicely to turn the damn music down

Patrick: Hey Spongebob, I think I have an idea

Spongebob: An idea?Ǫ

Patrick: (He thinks) Yes, no, no, yes, no, no, no, yes an idea

Squidward: DonÔÇÖt think to hard Patrick, you might end up using a brain cell (He laughs to himself)

Spongebob: WhatÔÇÖs you idea, buddy?

Patrick: Why donÔÇÖt we use that mossy stuff you found in Jellyfish fields on Squidward to calm him down?

Spongebob: You mean this stuff? (He pulls the moss out of the scrapbook and holds it up to Patrick)

Patrick: Yeah that stuff (He walks up to Squidward) Try this stuff (He holds the moss to SquidwardÔÇÖs face)

Squidward: Get that thing out of my face! (He pushes it away then slams the door shut, walking back to his house)

Spongebob and Patrick: (They both look at each other) He needs it

Time Card: Late at night

Squidward: (In bed he looks at his alarm clock then walks into the bathroom, pouring himself a glass of water he looks out of the window at Spongebobs house) Stupid house, stupid neighbours (The music starts coming from the house as he drops the glass onto the floor) Stupid life (He marches outside banging on Spongebobs door again) Ive told you once, Ive told you a thousand times to turn the music off (Patrick answers the door) Patrick turn (He sprays him in the face with some liquid from a bottle) What are you doing? What is this stuff?

Patrick: The soothing ground-down moss (Squidward wipes it off his face)

Squidward: Patrick you.(He starts to smile) You nice boy (He pats Patrick on the head) Im going to bed, you two boys stay happy and noisy wont you (He walks back into his house as Patrick and Spongebob smile at each other)

Time Card: At work

Mr Krabs: (In the Krusty Krab, he watches Squidward happily serving a customer) WhyÔÇÖs scroogey Mc. scroogester so happy today?

Spongebob: (He holds up the spray bottle) This stuff helped turn him happy

Mr Krabs: Money, you say?

Spongebob: No, I said happy

Mr Krabs: I know what I heard (He leans closer to Spongebob) So lad, You wouldnt consider lending me some of that stuff so I can get through Pearls tantrums

Spongebob: Sure, but be careful Mr Krabs, I dont know if you should use too much of it as it may be dangerous

Mr Krabs: And cost effective (He laughs evilly)

Spongebob: Yes and cost effectiveWell I hope it works for Pearl (He happily walks out the Krusty Krab with Squidward)

Squidward: (He stumbles up to Spongebob putting his arm around him) B-BUDDY, Good help you thanks

Spongebob: ThatÔÇÖs quite alright Squidward

Squidward: Help lots you did (He stumbles into his house as Spongebob walks into his)

Time Card: Yes, another time card

Patrick: (SomeoneÔÇÖs knocking on his door as he walks towards it rubbing his face) IÔÇÖm coming, IÔÇÖm coming (He opens his door to see Sadie is standing there) Hello teenage girl Squidward

Sadie: I told you Patrick, My nameÔÇÖs Sadie

Patrick: What is it?

Sadie: Sadie

Patrick: No, why are you here?

Sadie: Well the thing isI think my dads dead

Patrick: SadieÔÇÖs dead? (She stares at him blankly as they both run into the house looking at Squidward laying motionless on his bed)

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Spongebob: (He takes a step back from Squidward lying on the bed as Patrick looks at him)

Patrick: He looks so natural (He covers his face with the pillow)

Spongebob: Patrick I donÔÇÖt think heÔÇÖs dead, heÔÇÖs just in a deep, deep sleep (He feels SquidwardÔÇÖs heart) Did he seem weird when he came back from work yesterday?

Sadie: Yeah he was happy, I thought he took too much of his medication

Patrick: Spongebob, you donÔÇÖt think it could be the...yÔÇÖknow (He symbolises the spray bottle)

Spongebob: I think you could be right Patrick (He has a thought) Wait a minute, if it was the spray then PEARL! (He runs out the bedroom)

Sadie: (She slaps Squidward round the face) Wake up dad (Spongebob runs out the house and towards Mr KrabsÔÇÖ and as he reaches the door and knocks as Pearl answers)

Pearl: Spongebob? What do you want?

Spongebob: Pearl are you alright? You donÔÇÖt feel sleepy or dead do you?

Pearl: What are you talking about?

Spongebob: The sprayIn your face (She stares at him blankly) The spray in the bottle made from moss (She continues to stare at him blankly) ...Wheres your dad?

Pearl: I think heÔÇÖs at the Krusty Krab (Spongebob runs towards the Krusty Krab) Tuh, boys (She rolls her eyes as she puts her cellphone up to her head) Yeah... Hey Brad, wanna come over?

Spongebob: (He approaches the Krusty Krab to see a huge crowd gathering outside) WhatÔÇÖs going on? (He crawls through the crowd to see Mr Krabs handing out bottles of the spray) Mr Krabs! What are you doing?

Mr Krabs: These hotcakes are selling like hotcakes and this calming sprayÔÇÖs selling well too (Nat takes a hotcake and a bottle of the spray) Thirty dollars please

Nat: If I wasnÔÇÖt so mellow from buying this spray, IÔÇÖd be angry that youÔÇÖre charging that much (He hands him the money and walks away)

Spongebob: I thought you were only going to use it on Pearl

Mr Krabs: Pearl?! You must have misheard me, I said peopleThousands and thousands of people (He continues to hand out the bottles taking all the money)

Spongebob: YouÔÇÖve got to stop selling this stuff, ItÔÇÖs really dangerous...

Mr Krabs: So are coffee machines, but that doesnÔÇÖt stop me taking money from them

Spongebob: IÔÇÖm sorry Mr Krabs, but if you not going to listen to me (He tips over the stand and the liquid pours down the sewer as the crowd get angry)

Mr Krabs: Not to worry, IÔÇÖve made more...

Spongebob: (Surprised) How did you even know the ingredient was ground down moss from Jellyfish Fields?

Nancy: Ground down moss? (They all look at eachother)

Spongebob: ThatÔÇÖs right, moss thatÔÇÖs been peed on by jellyfish for centuries and youÔÇÖve just sprayed all over you bodies (They all run towards Jellyfish Fields) No, you werenÔÇÖt mean to... (He sighs then looks up at Mr Krabs) What do you mean youÔÇÖve made more?

Fred: Over here (They all run over the hill to see that Jellyfish Fields has been stripped of the moss)

Nat: WhereÔÇÖs it all gone?

Mr Krabs: ...See, IÔÇÖve got much more (He shows Spongebob the newly designed kitchen with a machine that grinds down the moss to turn it into liquid)

Spongebob: That is not good... (He hears a angry citizens outside trying to get inside the Krusty Krab) ...And neither is that

Nat: Let us in

Fred: Give us some of the sweet stuff

Spongebob: Mr Krabs, what have you done?

Mr Krabs: Made angry people, happy (The angered citizens start shaking the Krusty Krab as pieces of wood fall from the roof hitting the machine)

Mabel: We need that liquid (They continue to try and get inside)

Mr Krabs: YouÔÇÖre right, we need to stop them

Spongebob: IÔÇÖll do it, just donÔÇÖt let them inside (He sneaks out the back and walks up to the angry mob) Stop friends, everyone just needs to calm down...

Jerry: We would if we had the freaking calming liquid (They continue to shake the Krusty Krab as a piece of wood falls from the ceiling and lands in the machine causing it to malfunction and start to leak)

Patrick: (Back at SquidwardÔÇÖs house, Patrick is hitting Squidward round the face) Why. WonÔÇÖt. You. Wake. Up

Sadie: You may as well go Patrick, itÔÇÖs useless IÔÇm sure heÔÇÖll wake up soon enough

Patrick: Well the TVÔÇÖs not going to watch itself, so IÔÇÖll see you around (He leaves)

Sadie: Yeah, see ya (She looks at Squidward on the bed) Well thereÔÇÖs no point me hanging around waiting for Christmas (She pulls out her cell phone) Yeah, hey Pearl what do you say to an ÔÇÿeducationalÔÇÖ field trip to the mall (She leaves Squidward whoÔÇÖs still fast asleep)

Spongebob: (The machine is overflowing as everyone is still shaking the Krusty Krab) Please people (The wood starts to burn as it falls onto the liquid and starts to evaporate it)

Nat: ItÔÇÖs working we're almost inside (They burst down the door as the evaporated liquid bursts out and starts to spread through the town)

Sandy: Oh, what a beautiful morning oh what a beautiful day... (The gas enters her helmet and she falls to the floor) Oh what a tiring day... (She falls to the ground, asleep)

Sadie: (Still on here cellphone) ...IÇÖll be there... (She breaths in the gas) ...Sleepy (She falls to ground along with everyone else around town)

Squidward: (In his bed he slowly starts to wake up) ...Best sleep IÔÇÖve ever had (He stretches and gets out of bed and looks out his window) What a nice day, sunny sky, clams chirping, thousands of dead bodies lying on the ground... (He walks away then runs back to the window) DEAD BODIES? (He sprints down the stairs running outside) W-What happened? I canÔÇÖt believe everyone's dead....TheyÔÇÖll be no line at the museum (He walks through the bodies as he walks through the gas as he covers his mouth) I need to find cover (He takes SandyÔÇÖs helmet off of her and puts it onto his head) ThatÔÇÖs better (He continues to walk though the gas as he hears Patrick snoring) Wait a minute, there not dead (He looks around) None of them are (He looks over at Spongebob on the ground) Well you canÔÇÖt always get what you want (He starts to shake Mr KrabsÔÇÖ sleeping body) Wake up you old fool (He has an idea) Maybe there might be a reverse medication in Jellyfish Fields to wake everyone up (He walks through the gas towards Jellyfish Fields) I canÔÇÖt see anything with all this damn fog (He reaches Jellyfish Fields and looks around the desolate wasteland) Where is everything? (He runs up to the trees looking for the moss) Come on Squiddy (He looks around to see a huge swarm of angry Jellyfish) No, no, NO! (They start to surround him)

Spongebob: (Back in Bikini Bottom everyone is still sleeping as the gas is still bellowing out of the Krusty Krab)

Squidward: (The thousands of Jellyfish approach Bikini Bottom with Squidward standing on top of them) Go my babies, sting everyone (The Jellyfish separate and hover over the sleeping bodies) Three, T.. (A jellyfish stings Patrick) I said two (He glares at the jellyfish) ONE! (All the Jellyfish sting the citizens as they scream and jump up in shock)

Sadie: Ah, What was that? (Everyone stands up and rub their injuries)

Nat: WhyÔÇÖd ya do that?

Squidward: It was the only way youÔÇÖd all wake up... I saved your lives, you should all be thanking me

Sadie: Yeah, thanks dad (Everyone glares at Squidward as they rub their injuries)

Spongebob: (He walks up to Squidward) Thanks buddy, I appreciate it

Squidward: Spongebob could you do me a favor?

Spongebob: Sure buddy, what is it?

Squidward: ...You donÔÇÖt happen to have any of that mellowing spray left? (Spongebob looks at him strangely) What? I have a teen aged daughter yÔÇÖknow

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Season 3 episode 13 (53)- "When We Combine"


Plankton: (He wheels his destroyed invention back into the Chum Bucket) …Well that failed, again (He wheels it up to his cupboard placing it amongst his other failed inventions) So many wasted hours spent on these useless, stupid junks piles… (He kicks the mind switching machine) That’s strange, it didn’t implode…That’s a good sign (He inspects the machine then switches the on switch) It actually turns on! I can’t believe it (He thinks for a bit) If I remember rightly, I just put my hand out… (He puts his hand out towards the machine as it stamps his hand) Then I just have to touch Krabs’ sweaty claw and then…Wait, I’m sure I’ve gone through all this before (He holds his stamped hand out and starts to walk towards the Krusty Krab) I shouldn’t enter the Krusty Krab with all those people around…Not again, anyway (He turns back towards the Chum Bucket) I’ll just have to play the waiting game…Then soon enough I’ll be playing those mind games…Playing those mind games together (He laughs evilly)

Time Card: Some time later…

Plankton: (He looks at his hand as he approaches Mr Krabs’ house) Now to see if he’s in (He walks around the side of the house and listens in to Mr Krabs talking)

Mr Krabs: (From inside) …I love you and always will, don’t you ever forget that

Plankton: He must be talking to his whale of a daughter (He lifts himself up and looks through the window to see Mr Krabs talking to and kissing a dollar) Why does that not surprise me? (He walks to the front door and knocks on it) So I have to surprise Krabs, but I can’t be too surprising…I don’t want him to have a heart attack (Mr Krabs answers the door) Hello Krabs

Mr Krabs: Plankton?! What are you doing here?

Plankton: Just thought I’d come over for a chat and A MIND SWITCHING! (He touches Mr Krabs’ claw)

Mr Krabs: (Confused) Ok…

Plankton: Hold on a second (He looks around awkwardly)

Mr Krabs: Just go away Plankton (He’s about to shut the door)

Plankton: Hang on a minute (The stamp on Mr Krabs’ claw starts to glow as they start to switch minds)

Mr Krabs: You’ve already unsuccessfully switched our minds already, your really running out of plans aren’t you?…

Plankton: How about you shut up (As they continue to switch minds back at the Chum Bucket, the mind switching machine starts to beep loudly)

Mr Krabs: (As they continue to switch minds they suddenly stop and Plankton is revealed to be attached to Mr Krabs’ hip) AH!

Plankton: I could scream the same thing (He tries to pull away from Mr Krabs but they are completely connected) I knew something like this would happen…

Mr Krabs: You better be able to reverse this

Plankton: Well the machine must have powered down half way through the operation and instead of switching minds we’ve merged partly together instead

Mr Krabs: So why don’t you just power up the machine again and continue with the mind switching, then we can switch back to our original bodies afterwards…

Plankton: I’m afraid it isn’t that easy

Mr Krabs: Nothing ever is with you

Plankton: Listen, I don’t want to be stuck to you anymore that you do

Mr Krabs: How can I possibly work with you connected to me trying to steal the formula when ever I turn my side?

Plankton: Look Krabs, I can’t even more let alone steal the formula (He rolls his eye)

Time Card: Some time after the scenes you just saw

Mr Krabs: (In his office he’s counting him money) Three hundred and sixty two, Three hundred and sixty…

Plankton: All you ever do is count money, do you really need to come in to work everyday to do that?

Mr Krabs: Shut up (He hits Plankton but misses hitting his hip) Ow (Plankton laughs as Spongebob walks in)

Spongebob: (He looks at Plankton on Mr Krabs’ side) Has that boil grown back, Sir?

Plankton: This ‘boil’ is most defiantly not a boil

Spongebob: Plankton?!

Plankton: (Sarcastically) No, Santa Clause

Spongebob: Mr Krabs do you know Plankton’s connected to you?

Mr Krabs: Of course I do…

Plankton and Mr Krabs: …Barnacle head

Spongebob: But why…I mean, how?…

Mr Krabs: It’s not what it looks like

Spongebob: Plankton used his old mind switching machine on you again but it powered down half way through and now you two are joint together as, instead of switching minds, you have been merged together…

Mr Krabs: Well I guess it is what it looks like

Spongebob: Can’t you just get…Well, cut apart?

Mr Krabs: I suppose we could (Scene cuts to the outside of a hospital with a sign outside that reads “Come in for a haircut and we can cut off any body part of your choice“ as inside Mr Krabs screams) …How could you! Oh dear God…It’s not right (Inside Mr Krabs is looking at the bill) …You can’t possibly charge that much just for us to be cut apart

Gill Gilliam: I’m sorry sir but that’s what it costs these days…

Plankton: Don’t listen to him, He’s got the money

Gill Gilliam: First I’ll need to take an examination of the join (He looks at Mr Krabs and Plankton) Yep, your both defiantly joined together)

Plankton: We could have told you that before we got here

Gill Gilliam: Well then why didn’t you? It would have saved you a whole lotta money…And now I believe there’s the matter of the bill

Mr Krabs: (Shouting) This is an outrage

Gill Gilliam: He’s not going to have a heart attack is he, because I’ll have to charge him if he does

Mr Krabs: Just do what your overly paid for

Gill Gilliam: (He takes another look at the join between them both) I’m afraid it’s bad news, Were sorry but you can’t be separated, If you had come here earlier there may have been a slim chance we could separate you but your DNA has already started to merge together…

Mr Krabs: So that’s it…So long farewell, have a nice life

Gill Gilliam: I donâ™t remember telling you to have a nice life

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Mr Krabs: (He storms out of the office) I can’t believe how money motivated and obnoxious some people can be

Plankton: Oh, I think you can

Mr Krabs: I don’t think he even tried to see if we could be separated (He thinks of something) Oh no

Plankton: What?

Mr Krabs: What are we going to do about….Uh,…Sleeping arrangements?

Plankton: We’ll worry about tat when it’s time

Time Card: 10:00pm

Plankton: Ok I’m worried, I guess we’ll just have to stay awake all night and not go to bed

Mr Krabs: (He groans) This has gone on for far too long (He pulls out a kitchen knife)

Plankton: (He gasps) Don’t do it Krabs! We’ll both die or more importantly I will

Mr Krabs: That’s a risk I’m willing to take

Plankton: At least wash the knife first, there’s still breadcrumbs on it (Mr Krabs aims the knife while in Spongebob’s house he’s in bed reading as he hears them both scream)

Spongebob: Sounds like they’ve finally worked out their differences

Plankton: (He looks at his cut on his side) Well what do you know, it worked

Mr Krabs: I guess it did now if you don’t mind, get the hell out of my restaurant (He throws Plankton out of the Krusty Krab as he flies along the floor of the Chum Bucket)

Plankton: (He stands up and walks into the room Karen used to be in) Ugh, I really miss Pearl

Mr Krabs: (He walks out of the Krusty Krab) I wonder if Karen is back from her party yet

Time Card: The next day…

Mr Krabs: (In his office) SPONGEBOB! (Spongebob runs into his office)

Spongebob: Yes sir?

Mr Krabs: I can’t remember the code for the safe (He points at the Ultra Safe Safe) Be a good lad and write it down for me

Spongebob: Sure (He picks up a notepad and starts to write it down) Just remember, it’s the year you got your first boat mobile: 1768 (He hands Mr Krabs the notepad as he looks at it)

Mr Krabs: How am I suppose to read you small writing with my one eye?

Spongebob: (He looks at him strangely then walks out the office) I think there’s something wrong with Mr Krabs (He stares into space)

Squidward: (He looks around confused) Who are you talking to?

Spongebob: Anyone who wants to listen

Squidward: Obviously not me then (He continues to read his magazine as Spongebob looks back into Mr Krabs’ office to see his claw turn dark green)

Spongebob: (He gasps) Mr Krabs and Plankton’s DNA must have worked so hard into each other that when they were cut apart their DNA started to turn them both into each other!

Squidward Who are you? The narrator?

Spongebob: If Mr Krabs is acting like Plankton then that means…

Squidward: …It means what?

Spongebob: I’m just waiting for the scene to cut (The scene cuts to Spongebob approaching Plankton in the Chum Bucket who is now red and has claws) I was right

Plankton: What‘s happening to me lad? (A glow starts to appear around both Plankton and Mr Krabs in his office as the music starts) …

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Spongebob: (He watches Plankton make his final transformation into Mr Krabs) This is too strange…Are you Plankton now or what?

Mr Krabs: I’m not Plankton anymore, The DNA has completely turned me into Mr Krabs

Spongebob: So that means…

Mr Krabs: …Yes it does (They both run out of the Chum Bucket and into the Krusty Krab to see Plankton in the office looking at the notepad and opening the safe) Where did he get the code for the safe from?

Spongebob: Oh Lord (Plankton continues to wind up the numbers)

Mr Krabs: If he’s really Mr Krabs and I’m really Plankton then I just have to believe that I’m Plankton working out all my DNA turning myself back into Plankton and the ‘Plankton’ in there to Mr Krabs…

Patrick: (Eating a Krabby Patty) That makes absolutely no sense

Spongebob: Oh hey Patrick (He waves to Patrick) So what your saying is…

Mr Krabs: No time to explain, I just have to believe I’m Plankton and not really Mr Krabs (He hit’s the door) Just try and open the door while I do what I just said I’d do (He thinks of what to do) How can I prove to myself that I’m Plankton (He continues to think) What would Plankton do? (He has an idea) That’s it (He runs outside)

Spongebob: Where are you going? Plankton or you whoever it is, has almost gotten into the safe

Mr Krabs: I’m taking one for the team

Spongebob: That’s the Mr Krabs I know…Wait is that Mr Krabs? I can’t remember

Mr Krabs: (He bursts into the Chum Bucket looking around) Where is it to? (He looks around to see a huge barrel of chum) There (He runs up to it and dips his claw into the chum) Here goes nothing, hopefully something (He places the chum on his tongue) That’s not half bad…Oh wait I haven’t swallowed it yet (He swallows it) WHAT THE F-

Patrick: …FUDGE ICE CREAM PLEASE (He hands the guy a dollar)

Ice cream vendor: Ok, there’s no need to shout

Spongebob: (He watches Plankton opening the safe) He’s dragging that out (He turns around to see Plankton walk into the Krusty Krab) Plankton? Oh wait, your Mr Krabs aren’t you?

Plankton: That’s right, thanks to the horrible, disgusting taste of chum that only Plankton has ever tasted, I reverted back to my own body (He marches up the office door and squeezes through the bottom of it) Here I go

Spongebob: You can do it whoever you are (Plankton walks up to the other Plankton)

Plankton: Hey, Plankton it’s me Plankton

Plankton: (He turns around to look at the other Plankton) But you can’t be me…I’m you when your me and I’m me when your you (He starts to revert back to his Mr Krabs body) So I’m not really Plankton, I’m Mr Krabs (He grows back his claws and clothes)

Mr Krabs: (He looks at Plankton and they both stare at each other) What the hell just happened?

Plankton: I don’t know, but let’s never speak of it again

Mr Krabs: Agreed (He picks up Plankton) Now get out (He throws Plankton out of Krusty Krab as he falls into the Chum Bucket and Spongebob runs into Mr Krabs’ office)

Spongebob: Thank goodness your alright and the formula’s safe…

Mr Krabs: I’ll get the formula one day

Spongebob: Mr Krabs?

Mr Krabs: I’m just kidding with ya lad…But seriously one day I’ll get the stinkin’ formula from Krabs

Spongebob: (Confused) Ugh, I give up

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Season 3 episode 14 (54)- "A Drugs Life"


FBI Officer: (He's in his office at the FBI headquaters as he grips onto a phone shouting into it) ...That's right: We need all our men, vehicles, helicopters...No, I can't just go with Jerry... (He slams the phone down and signals to Jerry) ...Come on, were going to bust us some criminals

Jerry: YAY! That's a good thing right?

FBI Officer: It is if you like beating the fish paste out of citizens, which I do

Jerry: We all know you do Joe

Joe: Please refer to your commanding officer with his rank and...

Jerry: ...Whatever...So where do we have to go today?

Joe: The same place where we went to investigate those horrible, earhole shattering noises the last couple of years... 123 Conch Street (He looks forward) Also know as the home of that tall weird guy

Jerry: You mean that weird tall guy?

Joe: Yeah

Jerry: Why, what's happened now?

Joe: I don't know, but we won't find out sitting around...Unless we get the live news feed from the internet (They run out of the headquaters and jump into a police boat) Remind me again why we're using a police boat...

Jerry: Remember your glug glug glug, crash crash, boom?

Joe: You didn't need to remind me (They race off towards Squidward's house where they stop outside) Right, be prepared to beat up the crazed thing in the basement

Jerry: I thought you said you didn't know what the emergency was?

Joe: Well excuse me for trying to build suspense (They both get out of the police boat as Squidward runs out looking scared)

Squidward: I'm so glad you're here, It's getting more and more violant

Jerry: No one has even told me what it is yet...

Joe: It's either a huge, mutated, vicious monster or a clam: So we will have to prepare ourselves for the worse... The clam (They all walk into the house and Joe opens the basement door and slowly walks down into the darkness) It's dark here, very dark...I may need backup

Jerry: Ok Sir, I'm right behind you (Jerry starts to walk down the stairs behind him)

Joe: Good job I've bought spare underwear as I'm sure there is someone following me...

Jerry: I think there's someone in front of me as well...Someone hold me (Squidward sighs and turns the light on as everyone looks at the culprit)

Squidward: You!? (They all surround Gary who's completely destroyed everything in Squidward's basement)

Joe: You know this snail?

Squidward: Unfortunatly, this stupid snail belongs to my less-than-quater wit neighbor

Joe: Who, the one in the huge pebble or the overly sized fruit?

Squidward: Take your pick (Jerry picks up Gary and they both walk towards the door)

Squidward: Thank you so much officers, You're so nice to take time out of your busy schedules to help me

Joe: Don't mention it...Just send us the three thousand dollars within the next couple of hours (Squidward mutters under his breath as he shuts the door on them) Now lets get you little trouble maker home (They walk towards Spongebob's house and knock on the door) Open up in the name of the law

Jerry: They're never going to answer the door now (They hear voices coming from around the back of Spongebob's house) I think they're in the garden

Joe: Well then lets go give them a little visit...Then a hard beating (He puts Gary down and they both walk around the house to hear Spongebob and Patrick talking)

Spongebob: Pass me the soap buddy

Joe: (They're about to walk into the garden) Lets just listen for a minute (They both put their heads against the fence and continue to listen to them talking)

Patrick: Sure (He hands him the bubble soap) You should have seen me yesterday, I had the biggest bubble, need I say that I had so much fun with it... (The FBI Officers both look at eachother)

Spongebob: I was there with you, remember? We had that jelly...

Patrick: Speaking of jelly, do you have any on you now?

Spongebob: Of course, I always carry it around with me (He pulls out a jar of jellyfish jelly)

Joe: Soap, bubbles, jelly...Don't you get it? They are all slang names

Jerry: Slang names for what?

Joe: D-R-U-G-S

Jerry: Droids?

Joe: Didn't they ever teach you how to spell?

Jerry: Know (Joe rubs his face in his hands)

Spongebob: I do love our peaceful aftertoon teas, Patrick (The FBI Officers burst into the garden) Put your drugged up hands up, drugies!

Spongebob: Drugs?! Where? (He looks around)

Joe: I think you both know what we mean (He holds up a plastic bag with a white dust inside) You two will be going down for a long time

Patrick: Hey that's my bag of sugar

Joe: Why would you carry a bag of sugar around with you?

Patrick: What? None of you guys do?

Joe: That's enough out of you (He handcuffs Patrick)

Spongebob: You can't arrest Patrick!

Joe: You're right I can't arrest 'Patrick'...I'm arresting you too

Jerry: Do you think that's wise boss?

Joe: You don't want me to arrest you again, do you?

Jerry: I keep telling you I never took that last donut of yours

Joe: Well maybe you didn't but I'm sure spending those three years in prison taught you a lesson of some sort

Squidward: (The police boat drives away with Spongebob and Patrick as Squidward bursts out of his house) Spongebob how many times have I told you not to touch my fancy monocule (He walks up to the door to see a letter that he peels off and reads) Huh? 'To whoever's reading this, if you are illiterate then you shouldn't be able to read what I've already written but if you already have then it's obvious you are not' (He scans throug the letter) Get to the point (He continues to read) ...'The owner of this house and the house two doors down have been arrested for possesion of class A drugs and will not returning for a very long time' (He throws the letter down) Spongebob and Patrick arrested? Not returning? (He jumps into the air) I don't care if I only get three minutes of precious silence, I would prefereable prefer more, but as long as they're not here (He happily skips towards his house) This is a once in a lifetime oppertunity, one which I will probably never have again, so I better make the most of it....I'm going to bed (He walks inside and shuts the door behind him)

Spongebob: (They arrive at the police station and are taken out of the police boat) What are you going to do to...

Joe: You have the right to remain silent

Patrick: What if I don't want that right?

Joe: Well then you'd be shot with a silence ray...

Patrick: That doesn't sound so ba...

Joe: ...Then shot with a real gun (They are both pulled into the prison and towards a cell filled with tough looking inmates)

Spongebob: A-Aren't there any spare cells?

Joe: Nope, all of them have been completely full since the mayor made it illegal to be poor (He leaves as Spongebob and Patrick look at the inmates as they approach them both)

Spongebob: Uh, Hey...Do any of you like blowing bubbles? (The inmates all look at eachother)

Squidward: (He walks out of his bedroom, happily) I don't think I'll have a sleep that nice until I die...And then I'll still probably be annoyed by Spongebob (He walks down the stairs and outside) Now to do everything I couldn't do when Spongebob was around (The music starts as Squidward happily walks around town with a huge smile on his face...)

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Squidward: (He walks into his house just as his shell phone rings and he picks it up) What?

Spongebob: Squidward you've got to help us, Me and Patrick are in prison and were being beaten up and my job and Gary and...

Squidward: ...I really wish I could Spongebob but...I don't want to (He laughs and hangs up)

Spongebob: (Confused) Squidward? Buddy? Hello?

Squidward: Wow that montage really tired me out (He lies down on his sofa and starts to fall asleep as he starts to have a nightmare)

Spongebob: Help us Squidward

Patrick: Why won't you help us

Spongebob and Patrick: DO IT, DO IT, DO IT...

Squidward: (He wakes up) Great they're even annoying me in my sleep (He falls off of the couch) I need to get out of the house... (The phone rings and he picks it up)

Mr Krabs: ...Squidward get out of your house, You're late for work

Squidward: Well it can't all be great (He sulks and puts on his Krusty Krab hat and walks outside towards the Krusty Krab as he looks at the two empty houses) Oh happy days (He jogs towards the Krusty Krab and to his post taking Nat's order) How may I help you kind sir?

Nat: Why are you so happy?

Squidward: My neighbors are in prison...

Nat: (Strangely) ...Ok

Squidward: ...Spongebob? (He looks through the serving hatch) Oh that's right...He's not here (He laughs as Mr Krabs shouts from his office)

Mr Krabs: Spongebob go take the garbage out back

Squidward: (Shouting to Mr Krabs) He's in prison

Mr Krabs: Well then you do it

Squidward: No way am I doing Spongebob's job...That's it I'm breaking him out.... Oh and Patrick if I have to (He walks out of the Krusty Krab) They may be annoying, obnoxious idiots with no brain power or brain cells...

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Squidward: ...Little irritants.... But they are sort of my friends, sort of... (He leaves)

Mr Krabs: (He walks out of his office) ...Oh and Squidward... (He looks around but can't see Squidward) Where'd he go?

Fred: Gone to break some guys out of prison

Mr Krabs: But he just... Ugh, what's the point? (He walks back into his office)

Patrick: (In the cell he and Spongebob are surrounded by the inmates) Ok, but this is the last time (Spongebob pulls out some bubbles and they both start to sing...)

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Spongebob: (The inmates all clap them) Ok, could we go to bed now?

Mitch: Sure, Goodnight my sweet prince's (They get into bed just as Squidward walks into the cell) What are you doing stick man?

Squidward: I'm here to get my f-f-f-friends out of here

Spongebob: Squidward?!

Butch: You're not taking anyone anywhere

Squidward: I think I am (He walks towards Spongebob) Come on Spongebob, you need to take the garbage out at the Krusty Krab (They all surround Squidward angrily)

Butch: I said they're not going anywhere (He grabs Squidward's arm)

Spongebob: Guys please (They hit Squidward round the face)

Patrick: Squidward (They both run up to Squidward who's got a black eye)

Spongebob: Why did you do that?

Jimmy: No one takes our singing freaks

Patrick: What if we want to leave?

Mitch: You're in a prison cell, you can't leave (They all stand around them)

Spongebob: Patrick you know what to do (Patrick pulls out Spongebob's karate gloves)

Jimmy: Awh, how cute (Spongebob walks up to him and pulls back his arm back)

Squidward: (Scene cuts to him lying on the ground outside as he slowly wakes up) W-What happened?

Patrick: You should have seen Spongebob, he was like boom boom pow

Squidward: Really?

Patrick: He knocked them all out cold, and you missed all the action of us dragging you outside and...

Squidward: Ok Patrick, I get the picture

Patrick: But I didn't give it to you yet (He holds up a picture of Spongebob punching the inmates)

Spongebob: Come on buddy, lets get you home (They both put Squidward around their shoulders and start to walk home)

Patrick: (He pulls a bag of white dust out of his pocket) Hey guys...Look what I took off the guards

Spongebob: Patrick that's not...

Patrick: ...My bag of sugar? Yes it is, my sweet sweet sugar (He smells it)

Squidward: What are you doing?

Patrick: I just love this stuff so much

Squidward: ...Are you sure that, sugar?

Spongebob: Yeah it is

Squidward: Then why's he getting like that over it?

Spongebob: Patrick does like his sugar

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Season 3 episode 15 (55)- "Picture Perfect"


Sandy: (She's walking through the corridor of her treedome with Spongebob as they look at photos on the wall) ...Then I won in 2009 with my Nut Cracking Creation, then in 2010 with my Nutty Professor Machine...

Spongebob: So surely you'll win first price at the science exhibition this year

Sandy: Well that's the problem, I just can't think of an idea for an investion that I haven't already made (She puts her hand on Spongebob's shoulder) So if you could think of anything...I was sort of going for a nut theme this year, just to be different y'know

Spongebob: I can't think of anything at the moment, but I will definatly think about it while working hard at hard, I mean work (He puts on his Krusty Krab hat)

Sandy: Ok, I'll see you later (They hug as Spongebob leaves and walks towards the Krusty Krab)

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Plankton: (He walks towards the Krusty Krab with blue prints and a camera) This is my best plan yet...And I'm not just saying that because I have a high opinion of myself (He glares evilly at the blue prints) Once I get a snap shot of the secret formula there's no stopping me (He continues to walk towards the Krusty Krab) Now I just need to safely store the blue prints in my back pocket (He puts them in his back pocket as they fall onto the floor while he walks inside with the camera) I must not let myself be seen....

Squidward: (He spots Plankton) Awh, not you again...Why don't you just give up with your life long goals, I know I did along time ago

Plankton: Step aside freakjob (He walks into Mr Krabs' office as Mr Krabs is polishing the glass formula bottle)

Mr Krabs: It looks as clean as the day I found it in the garbage can outside the homeless shelter (Plankton takes a photo of the formula as Mr Krabs notices him) Hey bug, what are you doing?

Plankton: You'll see, you'll all see...(He laughs evilly as Mr Krabs picks him up) ...Oh...

Spongebob: (He happily walks up to the Krusty Krab to see Plankton being thrown out and back to the Chum Bucket by Mr Krabs) What'd he do this time, Sir?

Mr Krabs: Neptune knows (He walks back inside followed by Spongebob who stands on Plankton's blue prints)

Spongebob: (He picks them up) Hmm...?

Plankton: (In the Chum Bucket, he rubs his injured head) I wish he would stop doing that? (He gets up to see the camera on the ground) Excellent (The photograph of the formula prints out) Even more excellent (He takes the photo and inserts it into a machine next to him) In a few seconds the photograph will be analysed and the formula will appear right here in the Chum Bucket (He eagerly awaits) This invention is going to blow everyone's minds...Hopefully not literally and not my mind (The machine starts to breakdown) How did I not see this coming (It explodes causing Plankton to fly across the room) What did I do wrong, I followed the blue prints exactly (He feels his back pocket for the blue prints) Oh no, where did I put them? (The photo of the formula floats to the ground as he stands up) I'm sure I had them, where are they?

Spongebob: (In the Krusty Krab, he's on the company phone talking to Sandy) ...Yeah, I'll bring them over after my shift... (He holds up the blue prints) ...I can't understand them but I'm sure you will (Mr Krabs walks out of his office to see Spongebob on the Krusty Krab phone)

Mr Krabs: (He walks up to Spongebob and unplugs the phone wire) I thought I told you to only use the companies phone in case of emergencies

Spongebob: But sir...

Mr Krabs: Don't but sir me.... Calling your girlfriend is not an emergency, now get back to work (Spongebob walks into the kitchen)

Squidward: (Confused) If you say we only use the phone in case of emergencies then why didn't you use it when that guy had a heart attack here last week?

Mr Krabs: It's only allowed to be used for life and death situations

Squidward: But he did die!

Mr Krabs: Look Squidward, If you want to pay for the phone bill each month then go ahead

Plankton: (In the Chum Bucket, he flips over a chair then feels under his refrigerator) Wait a minute...Why am I feeling under a refridgerator when I obviously must have dropped it in the Krusty Krab (He walks outside) And it must still be there...

Spongebob: (In the treedome he hands the blue prints to Sandy) ...There you go Sandy, I hope they're up to your scientificy needs (Sandy looks at the blue prints)

Sandy: A photographic teleportation device, sounds pretty simple...

Spongebob: Oh

Sandy: But I only have until Tuesday so I guess that's a good thing (She lays them out on the ground) Well then, lets get started

Plankton: (He walks around the Krusty Krab looking for the blue prints) Hey you... (He walks up to Squidward)...Long, skinny one...You haven't seen any blue prints lying around have you?

Squidward: Maybe, what's it to you?

Plankton: Listen bup, they... (He watches as Squidward starts to disappear) Wha...?! Where'd he go? (He looks around)

Squidward: (He apppears from the machine in the treedome) What? Why am I here?

Spongebob: Hey Sandy, it worked

Sandy: Well I told you the design was pretty....

Squidward: Uh, hello...

Spongebob: Hey Squidward

Squidward: The point still remains, I'm here...I was somewhere else a second ago, WHY?!

Sandy: Oh you were our guinea pig for my invention...We brought you here with a photograph Spongebob had of you

Squidward: Oh that's really something (He takes the photo from the machine and tears it up) Never do it again...even when you're not in a mile radius of me, you still have to annoy me (He storms out)

Spongebob: Don't worry Sandy, I've got more (He pulls out a whole photo album entitled "Squidward - September 2011 Vol. 4")

Sandy: Well we now know it works, So I just need to keep it safe until the exhibition this Tuesday

Spongebob: Well we better cover it up with something....

Sandy: Did I say we couldn't have some fun with it first (She smiles at Spongebob)

Plankton: (Squidward walks into the Krusty Krab as Plankton watches him) What happened?

Squidward: I got abducted by a sponge and squirrel

Plankton: What do you mean?

Squidward: They put a handsome photo of me into a machine and I appeared at the treedome...Now are you going to get out or do you want to be kicked out?

Plankton: Kicked out I guess

Squidward: Eugene! (Mr Krabs walks out of his office and kicks Plankton back to the Chum Bucket)

Mr Krabs: I love my job (He walks back inside as Plankton flies through the air)

Plankton: Now to just go over to that squirrels dome (He smashes to the ground) ....Ow (He gets up and pulls the photo of the formula out of his pocket and makes towards Sandy's house) I'm so close to getting the formula, I can almost taste it...Or maybe it's just the taste of blood in my mouth from when I hit the ground (He looks through the treedome to see Spongebob and Sandy inside using the machine) Gottcha!

Spongebob: (A bowl of nachos appears out of the machine) ...And people thought I was crazy taking a picture of nachos at a restaurant

Sandy: That was mainly me Spongebob

Spongebob: (He starts to eat the nachos) If only Patrick were here to enjoy these with me (Plankton sneaks inside the treedome and hides behind the table)

Sandy: Well why don't you make him come here?

Spongebob: Great idea Sandy (He pulls out a photo album entitled "Patrick - September 2011 Vol. 9")

Sandy: (Sandy looks at the album) You never told me the next volume was out (Spongebob pulls out a photo of Patrick and starts to put it into the machine when his cell phone rings and he answers it)

Spongebob: Hello? (Behind the table, Plankton is on his cell phone doing an imitation of Mr Krabs)

Plankton's imitation: Yeah, uh...Lad you've got to come over to me overrated restaurant...

Spongebob: I'll be over right away Sir

Plankton's imitation: ...Also, I'm a big idiot with no life or friends (He sniggers)

Spongebob: Are you talking about Plankton again Sir?

Plankton's imitation: Just come over (He puts his cell phone away)

Spongebob: Well it sounds like Mr Krabs needs me so I better be off (Plankton watches as Spongebob leaves the treedome)

Sandy: Well I better clean this thing out before the exhibition (She opens up the machine and takes out a stack of photographs, carrying them inside)

Plankton: (He watches Sandy walk inside) Perfect! With sponge freak gone and ferret features inside there's no one to stop me (He pulls out the photograph of the formula) Hello beautiful (He climbs up the machine with the photo)

Spongebob: (Walking towards the Krusty Krab he turns around to see Plankton through the treedome ontop of the machine) Plankton! (He runs back towards the treedome as Plankton locks the door so he can't enter) No don't do that, how am I suppose to get in and stop you now?

Plankton: You can't (He laughs) Now where was I? (He climbs back onto the machine and places the photograph into the machine)

Spongebob: (From outside he shouts) SANDY! PLANKTON'S IN YOUR HOUSE

Sandy: (She looks out the tree) Who's in my what? (She spots Plankton) You! (She sprints outside and towards Plankton as he tries to shove the photo into the machine)

Plankton: Hurry up damn you (The photo completely enters the machine while in the Krusty Krab's safe, the formula starts to disappear)

Sandy: (She reaches Plankton) Not so fast, bucko

Plankton: The names Plankton, Squirrely

Sandy: I don't care if you Leonardo Di Fishy, no one touches my invention (The formula starts to appears in the machine)

Plankton: Well too bad (He rubs his hand across the machine)

Sandy: I don't think you counted on me doing this (She unplugs the machine and the formula disappears from the machne and reappears completely in the safe)

Plankton: Now really, that wasn't very bright (He plugs it back in while Sandy pulls it back out) We can't do this all day can we?

Sandy: Sure we can (Plankton pulls the photo of the formula out of the machine while Sandy makes a grab for the machine, moving it away from Plankton)

Plankton: Hey give that back (Sandy pulls a picture of the Chum Bucket restaurant out of her pocket) How did you get that picture?

Sandy: I cut it out from the Bikini Bottom Times column "The worst places you could possibly be - Ever" It was ranked number two

Plankton: Really? What was number one?

Sandy: The Chum Bucket, one year ago (She inserts the photo into the machine) I bet you didn't know it can also transport people to places

Plankton: Of course I do, I designed it (Sandy aims the machine at Plankton as he spins it around to face Sandy) Now look who's in control

Sandy: Get that thing away from me (She runs around the treedome as Plankton tries to aim the machine at her)

Plankton: Y'know it would be alot easier if you didn't keep moving

Sandy: Get your filthy green hands off of my machine (He shoots her and she is zapped to the Chum Bucket) Oh great

Plankton: Now that see's gone there's no one to stop me... (Spongbob bursts in)

Spongebob: Think...(Plankton zapps him to the Chum Bucket) ...again Plankton (He looks around) Huh? What just happened? (He walks around looking for Sandy) Sandy, are you here?

Sandy: (Shouting from upstairs) I'm in Plankton's bedroom

Spongebob: Um...Ok, may I ask why?

Sandy: I need something important, something that could thwat Plankton

Plankton: (He inserts the photo back into the machine) Third time lucky (In the safe the formula starts to disappear) No one can stop me now...At least I think they can't

Spongebob: (In the Chum Bucket, Sandy walks down the stairs) Have you got what you need Sandy?

Sandy: Sure have

Spongebob: Then lets roll (They both run out of the Chum Bucket)

Plankton: (Half of the formula is in the machine as Plankton tries to hurry it along) Jeez is it slow today (He looks around to see Spongebob and Sandy running towards the treedome) Not those two jokers (He looks around the treedome) At least there is no way they can get in...

Sandy: ...I know a way to get in (She points to the top of the treedome where there is a seal that stops water getting in and out) You take this and climb up before he completes downloading the formula (Spongebob takes the bag and starts to climb up the treedome)

Plankton: (He spots Spongebob climbing up the side of the dome) Why don't they just leave me alone? (The formula is 95% complete so he takes it from the machine) And then Plankton ran (He runs towards the exit when he discovers the top of the formula bottle has not appeared yet) Oh great (He puts it back into the machine and it continues to download the formula)

Sandy: (Shouting to Spongebob) How ya doing Spongy?

Spongebob: (He reaches the top of the treedome and kneels down) I've reached the summit

Sandy: Right, now remember what I told you

Spongebob: Right...Something about licking doorknobs on other planets

Sandy: No, in the bag

Spongebob: Oh yeah (He opens the bag and pulls out a photograph) Good luck (He slides it through the seal and it starts to float down towards the machine)

Plankton: (He watches as the photograph falls towards the machine) Oh no, a photograph, what will I ever do? (He moves the machine to the left and the photograph falls to the ground) It's too late, losers

Sandy: No one makes fun of my natural losing ability (She pulls out a control and presses it as a fan lifts out of the ground inside and blows the photo into the air and falling into the machine)

Plankton: Huh?

Machine: Overriding previous image...Uploading new image (The formula disappears and reappears in the safe as Karen appears in the treedome)

Plankton: Karen? (He opens the machine to see a photo of Karen)

Karen: What am I doing here? I was just charging myself up and now I'm here

Plankton: I was so close to getting the formula and you ruined it, as per usual

Karen: See this is why we had a divorce, you're always thinking about yourself

Plankton: Well maybe I wouldn't if you ever started listening to what I had to say

Karen: Oh I see how it is...

Spongebob: (Spongebob slides down and watches them both arguing inside) Thank Neptune we won't ever be like that, right Sandy?

Sandy: Tell me about it...Oh I almost forgot, it's the 12th anniversary of the first time we ever met, what did you get me?

Spongebob: Um...Be right back (He runs away)

Sandy: Tuh, typical man (She rolls her eyes)

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Sandy: (At the science exhibition, Sandy finds that her machine has been given 3rd place) Hey, who gave me third place?

Judge: That would be me (He reveals himself from the crowd) Your machine is good and all but it just lacks....

Sandy: (She inserts the photograph of the Chum Bucket into the machine and aims it at the judge)

Judge: ...And another thing (He is zapped by the machine and he disappears)

Sandy: No one gives Sandy Cheeks the 3rd place ribbon

Judge: (He appears in the Chum Bucket) W-Where am I?

Plankton: You're in the Chum Bucket, and your just in time to try our first batch of chum for the day

Judge: Let me out of here (He slams on the door)

Plankton: I think you'll find escape is quite impossible (He laughs evilly as he hears a beep) Ooh, the chums ready

Judge: NOOOO!!!

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Season 3 episode 16 (56)- "Squidward in Da House"


Patrick: (In an empty Krusty Krab, Spongebob and Patrick are sitting around looking bored) Your boring Spongebob, stop boring me with your boringness...

Spongebob: Sorry buddy, I guess I just can't think of anything fun to do today

Patrick: Thank Neptune you have a best friend like me then (He pulls out a firecracker) I bought this beauty from the gift shop when I visited Bikini Atoll

Spongebob: (Scared) Are you sure those things are legal?

Patrick: I don't know much...So no, I don't know if they're illegal (He places it onto the table and pulls out a match) But we won't find out staring at it

Mr Krabs: (In his office, he's on the phone) ...Yeah, I know the safety inspector is coming tomorrow...Everything's is ship shape and ready for him, and there's absolutely nothing that could go wrong...Nothing at all...(He hears an explosion) Hold that thought... (He puts the phone down and walks out of his office to see Patrick and Spongebob sitting in the middle of the destroyed Krusty Krab) Why do I ever let you two in here before we open?

Spongebob: Mr Krabs, are you angry at us?

Mr Krabs: Of course not

Spongebob: Then why are you chocking Patrick? (Mr Krabs looks at his claws that are around Patrick's neck)

Mr Krabs: (Angrily) It's for his own enjoyment!

Squidward: (Outside of his house, he's watering his flowers) At least Patrick's not around to eat my plants...Or the watering can (He continues to water the plants as he notices Squilliam on the other side of the street) Oh no, not...

Squilliam: ...Sir Squilliam Arthur-Reginald Fancyson gracing you with his magnificent presence (Everyone cheers)

Squidward: Gee, it's like he's some sort of movie star...

Squilliam: I smell the stench of failure...Oh wait, it's just my nemesis (He walks up Squidward) Squidward Tentacles is that you under those peasant clothes?

Squidward: Only if that's Squilliam Fancyson under that huge, swell head

Squilliam: I've heard better come backs from a corpse (He 'accidentally' stands on his flowers) Oops

Squidward: Don't you know when your not wanted Squilliam, and I really don't want you here

Squilliam: Oh by the way, I've found a space in my schedule so I'll be coming over later for some light lunch

Squidward: I don't think so, you can't just waltz on over here and arrange a tea in my house without my permission

Squilliam: Well then I guess you won't mind me shaming you amongst the community

Squidward: Why would I? You do it all the time

Squilliam: I guess you don't know that I'm good friends with the head of the Bikini Bottom Musical Arts committee who I could get to sign you up like that (He flicks his fingers)

Squidward: What time should we say then?

Plankton: (In the Chum Bucket, Plankton is sulking at a table) The food's practically edible, I can sort of force myself to smile so why don't I get customers? (He looks around at the cracked walls and insects everywhere) I guess the dungeon theme doesn't suit some people (He stands up) And instead of doing any manual labor I'll need to find a place to sale chum that's less 'vile' or 'disturbing'

Squidward: (He's in Sadie's bedroom sitting on her bed and talking with her) So Sadie, My nemesis who you've never met is coming over so I want you to call him 'uncle' or 'uncy Squilliam', whatever (He stands up) So I'll be spending the rest of the day in the tea room and probably won't be out for a long time

Sadie: So you're spending all day in that one room?

Squidward: That's what I just said

Sadie: So what should I do for all that time?

Squidward: (He walks towards the exit) I don't know, girly things - Read a book or do a crossword (He leaves and Sadie picks up her cell phone)

Sadie: Or have an... (She puts the phone up to her ear) ...ATTIC PARTAY!

Sandy: (She runs into the ruins of the Krusty Krab) I came here as fast as I could... (She looks around) ...Wow it looks like a bomb hit this place

Patrick: I would hardly call it a bomb, more of a small nuclear weapon

Spongebob: Don't worry Mr Krabs, Sandy will have this place cleaned up in no time, will you Sandy?

Sandy: No

Mr Krabs: Then why are you even here?

Sandy: I won't clean it up, but my machine will

Mr Krabs: Really?

Sandy: Sure, this place just needs a woman's touch...A mechanical woman that's more machine than woman, but you know what I mean

Mr Krabs: So...Where is it?

Sandy: Oh I haven't build it yet, it won't take long

Mr Krabs: But I need this placed cleaned up now

Sandy: You can't rush science Mr Krabs, although ironically I did with my device that speeds things up

Mr Krabs: Well how am I supposed to sale Krabby Patties in this place?

Sandy: Well...You can't, but I've told you it'll only take a few...

Mr Krabs: That'll never do, I need to find a place to sale food while your working on that robot man thingy

Sandy: It's a mechanical wom...

Mr Krabs: Do I look like I care?

Sandy: No, no you don't

Sadie: (She's at the front of Squidward's house as many teenagers flood into the house) Wow, I don't even know half of these guys

Jack: Hey Sandra

Sadie: It's Sadie

Jack: No, I'm Jack (He walks inside with everyone else) Come on in, there's plenty of space (Pearl walks up to her)

Pearl: How did you get your dad to agree to this? My dad would have shouted at me and then given me two cents to go out and 'have a good time'

Sadie: Lets just say, he doesn't know

Pearl: So, he's out?

Sadie: No, But I've got it all under control (She looks inside) ...Try not to puke on that rug...Or in that vase (Scene cuts to Squilliam and Squidward in the tea room)

Squilliam: (He looks around the room) I like this room

Squidward: Really?

Squilliam: Wait, not like, hate (Squidward stares at him angrily)

Squidward: When did you say you had to leave again?

Squilliam: Forcing you guest to leave? The head of the Bikini Bottom Musical Arts committee won't like that

Squidward: (Under his breath) He's not the only one that doesn't like someone

Squilliam: What did you say?

Squidward: More tea?

Mr Krabs: (He's in his office, crying) I can't afford to not make any profit for a whole hour...I'm barely scraping by now (He wipes away his tears with a fifty dollar bill)

Spongebob: Hey, why don't you use your house as a place to sale Krabby Patties?

Mr Krabs: I've got an even better idea, why don't we use your house?

Spongebob: Great idea!

Mr Krabs: Then what are we waiting for? (They walk out of the Krusty Krab)

Spongebob: Don't mind Gary, he just likes his alone time doing...I don't actually know (They walk towards Spongebob's house)

Squilliam: So Squidward, what have you been doing with your dull, dull life since I last saw you?

Squidward: I didn't shoot anyone if that's what you mean

Squilliam: Not this again

Squidward: Yes this again (They hear a smash from outside the room)

Squilliam: Sounds like your crummy house is falling to pieces (Squidward stands up)

Sadie: (She hurries the teenagers into the attic as she quickly places the pieces of broken vase onto the table) Barry, why'd you always have to break stuff?

Barry: That's just my style, babe (She climbs into the attic as Squidward opens the door and sees his smashed vase)

Squidward: That was my favorite vase, how'd it break?

Squilliam: Maybe you just looked at it (He laughs)

Squidward: Another terribly unfunny sarcastic remark from Squilliam Fancyson (He shuts the door behind him)

Plankton: (He walks past Squidward's house as he sees the teenagers walking inside) Look at all those hungry teenagers, they sure look...hungry (He walks towards the house) I know who and what can feed them...Me and chum (He laughs as he sneaks inside with the teenagers) Now, where to set up shop (He looks around to see the basement) Hmm...The damp darkness of the basement should work perfectly and won't be a drastic step upwards from the Chum Bucket (He walks down the basement as the teenagers continue to walk into the house)

Spongebob: (He walks to his house with Mr Krabs following him) You wait inside while I go and check on Sandy and the machine (He opens the door as he runs off towards the treedome)

Patrick: (He sprints towards his house) Need a pee, need a pee, need a p...(He slams into the bathroom door, getting up he realizes the door is locked) Of all the times and all the bathrooms that could be locked (He barges into the door but it won't budge)

Sandy: (In the treedome, she steps back from the machine as it starts to melt) Please, not again (Spongebob runs in)

Spongebob: How's the machine Sandy?

Sandy: It worked perfectly, then the sunlight shone through my glass dome and it melted the plastercine in the machine...then it happened again, and again, then again and suprisingly not that time but the time after that and after that...

Spongebob: Why don't you come over to my place and do your thing there?

Sandy: Gee thanks Spongebob, I'll gather my things and I'll be over in a minute

Spongebob: No problem...(He giggles) ...Girlfriend (He leaves and walks towards his house)

Sadie: (The teenagers are making lots of noise in the attic) Please try and keep the noise at a minimum

Janey: Did you say MAXIMUM?!

Sadie: You know I didn't (Janey walks over to the record player and turns it on as the music starts to play...)



Squilliam: (In the tea room, they can here the music coming from somewhere) Do you hear that music?

Squidward: Yeah, it sounds like it's coming from the attic (He gets up and walks towards the door)

Squilliam: Leaving your guests alone? The head...

Squidward: (Mimiking Squilliam) ....of the Bikini Bottom Musical Arts committee won't like that (He sits back down)

Squilliam: Now let me tell you about my awards...

Squidward: Please don't

Squilliam: It would be my pleasure (Squidward sighs)

Sadie: (She turns off the record player as the teenagers all look at her) Now please, no more noise (Plankton bursts into the attic)

Plankton: Hey kids, Come to the basement now for food and that's an order you spoiled little brats (The teenagers all look at eachother and clamber out of the attic towards the basement) Come on, there's plenty of chum for you all

Sadie: Hey, you can't come here to advertise

Plankton: Watch me, sister (He follows the teenagers down the attic stairs and towards the basement)

Sadie: Only now do I realise the flaw in this idea (She follows them down the stairs making sure they don't make a noise)

Mr Krabs: (In Spongebob's house, he's in the kitchen) So I'll put Cashy there (He points to the window when he notices Plankton leading the teenagers down to Squidward's basement) Plankton?! With customers?! He's not allowed to have those (He runs out of the house as the phone starts to ring in Spongebob's house)

Spongebob: (He walks into his house as the phone stops ringing) Mr Krabs, are you here? (He hears Mr Krabs calling from Squidward's window)

Mr Krabs: Come on lad, we don't have all day

Spongebob: (He walks into Squidward's house) Are you sure Squidward will allow us in his house?

Mr Krabs: Yeah sure whatever, now lets go make some green stuff

Spongebob: It's just that he gets angry at me and Patrick even if we come within a seventy foot radius of his house

Mr Krabs: But you live right next to him

Spongebob: I guess that's why he's always angry (They both walk down the basement to see Plankton selling chum to the teenagers)

Plankton: Krabs! (He walks up to Plankton) Get off my turb Krabs

Mr Krabs: This ain't your turf

Sadie: It ain't not any of your turfs...Wait, what?

Mr Krabs: Hey, who's sick of Plankton's chum? (A teenager is sick on the floor) Not what I meant but, who would rather have a delicious, not really nutricious, Krabby Patty? (Everyone cheers)

Sadie: Oh brother

Squilliam: ...And of course you know I won the ultimate fancy award that year as well as the... (Squidward sighs then stands up)

Squidward: How about you shut up while I go and make some snacks

Squilliam: Good idea, My mouth is dry from boasting so much

Squidward: Tell me about it

Squilliam: Oh I will, when you return

Squidward: Can't wait (He rolls his eyes as he leaves the room and walks towards the kitchen) I suppose I could poison the coral bits (He walks into the kitchen) Hey, where are my coral bits...and my oven

Mr Krabs: (In the basement, Mr Krabs has the oven and throws out the coral bits) Now for the patties (He throws them onto the grill and starts to cook them) Don't worry, there's plenty more where they came from (Plankton throws chum at his face) So it's a food fight you want

Sadie: Please no

Plankton: Bring it on Krabs (He grabs for the chum) You're going down (They both start throwing food as Sadie watches on in horror)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuZTE-nrAiQ



Mrs Puff: (She knocks on Spongebob's front door loudly) Open up you little freak, I've got a schedule to keep (She notices Sandy walking towards Squidward's house carrying the machine) Excuse me miss, Do you know where Spongebob is? I've been calling him all day, he just needs to take a quick driving test around town so I can see how much he's 'improved' since I gave him his license

Sandy: Sure Mrs Puff, I'll just go get him (Sandy walks into Squidward's house carrying the machine) You stay there (She puts the machine down as she walks down into the basement to see the huge food fight) What the nuts?! (She runs up to Spongebob) What's going on?

Spongebob: Plankton and Mr Krabs started a FOOD!... (He ducks as a Krabby Patty misses his head) ...Fight and now everyone's joined in (They both duck down)

Sandy: Oh yeah, Mrs Puff wants to see you...

Spongebob: What for?

Sandy: Some sort of driving test, she didn't really say much

Spongebob: Driving test? (He starts to shake as he walks out of the basement)

Sandy: Now to go and work on my invention (A chum stick misses her foot) Really now, was there any need for that...Such a weak shot (She picks up a Krabby Patty) Who wants this? (Everyone steps back as Plankton raises his hand)

Plankton: I want it... (She throws it at him)...But obviously not the way you mean (They all continue to throw food around the basement)

Sadie: That is enough, no one throw anymore food while I go get something to clean this up

Mr Krabs: What did she say?

Jack: I don't know (They all continue to throw food)

Sadie: (She walks past the tea room as Squidward emerges)

Squidward: Can you come and talk to Squilliam for a second, he's getting on my nerves even more than usual (He pushes her into the room) You keep him entertained while I go check on that noise coming from the basement...I bet it's Spongebob's snail again (He starts to walk away as Sadie gets anxious)

Squilliam: So you're new here aren't you? Where did Squidward say he found you again...A dumpster?

Sadie: Yeah, whatever you say (She quickly gets up and leaves the room)

Squilliam: Like father like daughter (He sips his tea)

Sadie: (She catches up with Squidward on the stairs) Don't worry about the noise, Just go talk to Squilliam, you don't want him to do whatever you said he was going to do, do you?

Squidward: I guess you're right although it made absolutely no sense (He walks back into the room and sits down)

Squilliam: Now where was I? Oh yes, I won the award for...

Sadie: (She walks into the basement to see everyone still fighting) Come off it you guys (She looks around) Hey, where's Janey?

Squilliam: (He's still talking to Squidward) ...But of course I couldn't accept that award without making a speech first

Squidward: Of course not (He rolls his eyes as Janey walks into the room)

Janey: Hey Sades, do you know where a gal can get a head bandage around here, that chum hit me in the head real hard (She rubs her head)

Squidward: (Confused) What are you doing in my house? (Plankton and Mr Krabs burst into the room fighting)

Plankton: Give up Krabs

Mr Krabs: NEVER!

Squidward: What are you doing in my... (Spongebob crashes his boat into the side of the room as Mrs Puff inflates) How'd you manage to crash into the room, it's on the second floor

Mrs Puff: He's a VERY bad driver

Squidward: (The walls starts to crack and Sandy falls into the room with the machine) Ok, what the hell is going on here? What are you all doing in...Wait, I'm not even going to say it as someone else will probably burst in (Water floods into the room as Patrick strolls in)

Patrick: Your toilets clogged up again Squidward

Squidward: Just get out, all of you (He sulks) You all ruined my only chance to impress my arch nemises (Spongebob gets out of the boat)

Spongebob: Aww...Were all really sorry Squidward

Mr Krabs: Sorry Mr. Squidward

Jack: Sorry Mr. Tennisballs (All the teenagers nod their heads)

Patrick: What did I do?

Mrs Puff: Sorry Squidward...But for the record - Spongebob was driving

Pearl: Yeah, whatever

Sandy: Sorry partner

Squidward: You all should be (They all look at the ground)

Squilliam: Do you know all these people?

Squidward: Unfortunatly

Squilliam: So...They're all your friends?

Squidward: Well I wouldn't say friends...

Spongebob: Squidward's a great friend, right guys (Everyone shrugs) Well I think he is

Squilliam: Squidward, do you know how many friends I have?

Squidward: Probably about three thousand

Squilliam: I mean real friends...Zero is the answer (Everyone gasps)

Squidward: What are you talking about? You hang out with loads of people

Squilliam: They're not my real friends, they're just around me for my money

Squidward: Can't say I blame 'em

Squilliam: I guess the reason that I don't have many friends...

Squidward: ...Is because you're a horrible, manipulative...

Squilliam: Exactly...

Squidward: Let me finishes, Cruel, unpleasant...

Squilliam: I only pick on people to make myself feel better but no one is truly my friend

Squidward: Well maybe if you treated people a little better, then maybe you'd have real friends...

Mr Krabs: Yeah, yeah, yeah could we hurry this along? I need to get back before the safety inspector arrives (Scene cuts to the completely clean Krusty Krab as the inspector looks around)

Safety inspector: Amazing, everything is so...clean (He walks up to Mr Krabs) Thank you for letting me inspect such a fine establishment

Mr Krabs: Don't thank me, Thank Sandy's wonderful invention

Safety inspector: Hey buddy, I can't just go giving out my thank you's willy nilly to random folk, sheesh (He walks out angrily)

Squilliam: (He and Squidward are sitting on a table in the Krusty Krab) So Squidward, could you teach me to be nice like you

Squidward: I don't think I'll be the best teacher but I'll try

Squilliam: Thanks...Friend (He smiles at him)

Squidward: Now, who feels like a party?

Squilliam: Sure, what the hell? (He opens the door and all the teenagers burst in and start partying)

Mr Krabs: Hey, get out of here (He walks up to Squidward) You hate parties, why do you suddenly want one in here

Squidward: Hey a party is a party...and it not being in my house is a plus (He laughs as Mr Krab runs around frantically stopping the teenagers from breaking everything)

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