Aya♥ Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.V.I.L. Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Is it sad I forgot I was reading a fictitous novel because you have the entirety of SBM on point in this story. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Biden Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 I started reading some of this today and it's actually pretty good. I had fun laughing at myself during my nooby days on SBM. I also see it as a way for members to improve, which is something that Team Rage may never understand. Good job. I'm nominating this for Honorary Show for the Golden Community Awards. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 nice job, OMJ. Spoileri want to see Brock Lessnar vs OMJ in next CD ep 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Bang Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 MORE MORE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted April 20, 2015 Author Share Posted April 20, 2015 HELLOOO SBC!Are you ready for Community Deathmatch? Well, it's not done yet But here's a lil pre-match hype. Please take your mouses off the back button and please welcome our opening act! Wolf Blitzer: Breaking News! Wolf Blitzer: This just in the Tense Situation Room, we have received conflicting reports that North Korean hackers has griefed SpongeCraft, owned and operated by the SpongeBob Community, the current object of everyone's ire and attention! We have standing by with us right now, a possibly reliable source of information from the inside. Spongeboblover: So I was just on chat, minding everyone's business asking them to come on SpongeCraft with me when these two guys, OMJ and Clappy, came and they actually came with me to SpongeCraft. In fact, we came here together! So there I was, mining my own business lol see what I did there? Here's my head shot. Spongeboblover: Whoops see what I did there again?! Here, take my real headshot. Spongeboblover: As you can see, I'm the butt of my own jokes! HAHA! Sblover gets cut off. Wolf Blitzer: Now we here in the Tense Situation Room can't confirm for sure just how reliable this source's statements are because he is literally speaking out of his own ass, but we here in the Tense Situation Room will continue to keep you informed and updated with any scrap we can possibly get our claws on and blow out of proportion, like SpongeBob forums- The screen cuts out Chad Francis: Thanks Wolf! Spunky SpongeBob reporter, Chad Francis, the only reporter who brought you a live summarization of an interview with Tom Kenny, here with my dog, Spunky! Spunky: *LOUD ASS BARK* Chad Francis: Reporting LIVE from the weird part of YouTube, where I am trying to find the mysterious compound of Mr Enter because it's a slow news day everyday when it comes to SpongeBob news and I am not DadMom. Now being that the Chad News Network station wagon is based in this part of YouTube as well, it shouldn't be too hard to find according to my reliable source, Wikipedia. The scene cuts to Chad Francis approaching two rural users. Chad Francis: Excuse me sirs and/or madames, Chad Francis here of Channel Chad Action News! Atalaef: MR ENTER WAS IN HIS REVIEWING INFANCY THEN! HES GOTTEN HIS CARTOON DEGREE SINCE THEN! Spunky: *LOUD ASS WHIMPERS* SpongeCob: You'll find em, just head down there and make a topic half a mile that way. SpongeCob: You'll know. Chad Francis: Alright, thank you! Cha Francis walks off with Spunky. Chad Francis: I wonder if Wikipedia knows any other routes. Chad gets in his car, scrolls around Wikipedia, and drives off. Spunky: rrrr *TWO LOUD ASS BARKS* Chad Francis: Quiet, Spunkyyyy! This is why you'll never be spunky reporter- *hits something* Chad Francis: *cheeses it* This just in, folks! A deadly hit and run has just taken place and your own resident spunky news reporter, Chad Francis, is hot on the trail of the fleeing assailant! More on this at 11! Chad Francis: This is spunky news reporter and my dog, Spunky, here, reporting live from what Wikipedia tells me is the Mysterious Enter compound. Chad Francis slowly approaches from the side of the house. Chad Francis: Oh dear, I have just laid sights on one of the members of his fan base. He appears to be in the process of burning his own eyes out or digging his own grave, either/or. SB DW: Shhhhh... Chad Francis: Oh no, he just saw me! Curse me for being so goddamn spunky- Suddenly, someone or something pulls Chad Francis aside. ???: Hey mate Spoiler Chad Francis: AAAHHH! It's definitely something! More Spandy: You may enter. More Spandy leads Chad Francis to the doorsteps of the compound. More Spandy: Don't hate Spunky lets out a few LOUD ASS WHIMPERS before they enter the Enter fan base. Voices could only be heard chanting one thing ???: Enter. Enter. Enter. Enter. Enter. Enter. Chad Francis strays from More Spandy and enters the room where the voices emanated from. Takuto Shindou: Enter. Enter. Enter. Enter. Enter. Chad Francis: Oh dear Neptune...this is just terrible! You heard it here first on Chaddel 11- More Spandy: HEY! I already told you not to hate. More Spandy backs down a corridor and points Chad Francis off. More Spandy: Enter. Chad Francis heads into the direction that More Spandy was pointing and strolls down the hallway to a locked door. He turns back to see More already gone before turning front find himself face to face with Mr Enter: There you are! Please, enter. I've been waiting for you. Enter proceeds to lead Chad Francis and a LOUD ASS WHIMPERING Spunky into the dark room, humming the MLP: FiM theme, before the camera cuts out to static. Chad Francis: Back to you Chad News 11 in LA! Who the hell is that kid? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cha Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 SPUNKY!!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Biden Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 SpoilerI actually thought this was going to be about the SUCC incident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted April 20, 2015 Author Share Posted April 20, 2015 SpoilerI actually thought this was going to be about the SUCC incident. Trust me, it's only the appetizer, my friend. Might have to go back to the drawing board a bit after this dramaz tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grubby Grouper Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 I'm gonna start reading this soon. Based on what you've posted on SBM, I really like what you can write. I'll let you know what I think when I get through it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katniss Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 This is genius, OMJ. Very funny stuff! Put me in the next installment if you can 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted May 11, 2015 Author Share Posted May 11, 2015 This is genius, OMJ. Very funny stuff! Put me in the next installment if you can Thanks! I appreciate the feedback. and no worries, I gotchu penciled inform the next one 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted May 31, 2015 Author Share Posted May 31, 2015 Apologies for taking my sweet ass time with this one. A lot of online drama just came up throughout all this and it's all very good material, so good that it blew up this what was supposed to be one (maybe two) part season 2 finale that I planned on posting back in January, into damn well the entirety of season 3 lol (for details on the exact episode listing, check the DM wiki page). I originally wanted to post this last part in it's entirety but between all the stuff going on in it and my overall procrastination as of late (and bear in mind that I write everything and make all the visual aids on just an ipad alone), I'll have to post it in parts as I go along making it because it'll probs be a clusterfuck if I post it all at once. So hopefully some DM is better than none at all. Consider this and the parts to come all the same episode, like a movie of sorts. The SpongeBob Movie, to be exact, since it came at the end of the third season. And then watch as things decline from season 4+. In other news, Community Deathmatch made two years last month! So also consider this a two year anniversary celebration of sorts.The following program you are about to witness is a work of total fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either the products of the creator's imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to any actual events or locales is not entirely coincidental. This program doesn't reflect the views or opinions of any person portrayed herein...except maybe everyone, lets face it...Anyway, IT'S JUST POOOOOOSTSTSTSTSTS!The ACSaga: Seems He What Not or The Probs Disappointing Follow-Up To An Otherwise Great Episode (aka The Walking Dead Season 3 Finale [also aka Community Deathmatch Season 3 Finale]) We're buddies, don't panic We're all a little manic And in this lit classic We're infecting your PC We're comic expensers We lose our shit at all the censors On SpongeBuddy Mania It's full of dramedy So here's SBMania It's the trashiest site in town Our home sweet home, it stands alone When garbage day comes around SpongeBob: Shift's over. I'll see you in the A.M., Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs: Hold on there, me boy! Take that pile of filth out with ye. Sign up and get ejected The gags are all expected On SpongeBuddy Mania Shit is going down! He's a furry and he's not funny Ooooooofy: They're Gwen and Senor, dummy Storm Allen's got his honeys and HESRUSTYOKAY(DABAHDEEDOW) There's Katniss and Popeye (get a room) Web Surfer's a tough guy Nards can't get pussy and Team Rocket is insane In the SBM Blogs You will earn cartoon degrees The reviews are bad Nothing to add since we tried copying that blob's atrocities We're still buddies, don't panic We're just all a little manic It's SpongeBuddy Mania Come and join the schlock! AND NOW THIS STATUS IS LOCKED LEL Grandmaster: Gladly- !!! The Ayas fire off their technicolor hair colors and it hits ACS head on. The Grandmaster tries to take in as much of the blast as he could. Jjs: BAH GAWD WHAT IN NEPTUNE'S NAME IS HE THINKING?! THINK ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS! THINK ABOUT YOUR FAM- oh yeah, right The Ayas' hair dyes manages to blast The Grandmaster off his feet and into the air. Jjs: Aya's (plural) taken that behemoth off his feet and has given him more than he could chew! A Deathmatch first here, folks! And he's heading straight for- THE BROADCAST BOOTH?! Jjs ducks as the blast makes contact with the broadcast booth of the entrance ramp, ACSploding on impact. Jjs nonchalantly emerges from the rubble with only dirt on his clothes. Jjs: ACStounding! Aya has single-handedly blown ACS to kingdom cum! Crushing also nonchalantly emerges from the rubble, unscathed and eating a slice of bread. Crushing: You can say that again, Jjs, but keep it to yourself by all means chicos! Aya: Who wants to kiss my cheeks?! Halibut: Thank you Aya tbh Rusty: ITHANKYOUOKAY! MMM: I thank you from the bottom of my arteries, m'queen! Aya: I see I have some takers. Smitty: I'm #1 in line, and no one can tell me otherwise! Aya: Go to your room. French Narrator: And thus, Smitty goes to his room as the sun begins to rise, driving off the dark of night and shining it's lively rays of light ironically down on the Deathmatch Arena, and the members who desperately needs it. And on cue, this sets off Omair's mental alarm clock. Omair: Mr. Sum came pu andhe he smield at me! Mr. Sun: It's gonna be a cold one, just wait and seeee! Omair: I humped outof deb and I rsn outside feling most exclited gay squiddified! ITWAS THE SNOW GAY EEEEEVERRRR- Omair: YOU NASIC BUTCH! Omair charges at Mr. Sun, and he immediately goes out in a blaze of glory on contact because it's the fucking sun after all. We then see the SBMers celebrating ACS being gone until the next time he and/or his only halfway likable- Jjs: Which is stretching it like ACS in a pair of size 34 jeans. personality, Doc Hunter, rears his ugly head back in and they start being pals again, I guess. Prez: Finally! I'm free, free from all his PMS! Halibut: Don't you mean PMs tbh? Prez: No. Prez begins dry humping the air in celebration because its so edgy, you could cut your finger on it while reading. Jjs: We here at Community Deathmatch, much like with bruised egos and hurt butts, claim no responsibility for any paper cuts received from reading herein! Crushing: But don't take our word for it mangs. Halibut: Lets celebrate this momentous occasion with a plug.dj party! French Narrator: And so, every SBMer (consequently, about 80% of SBCers) got on their buttplug.djs and probably annoyed the snot out of each other until they realized that plug sucks and switched over to SBC Music and posted porno vids until Clappy and OMJ suddenly crash into SBC Music and they beat each other down on the dance floor. Jjs: Bah GAWD! Clappy and OMJ have literally crashed the festivities and are now battling through the crowd of prepubescents! Clappy jumps to pounce on a down on his back OMJ, but OMJ reacts by kicking both legs up and over, catching Clappy in the chest and kicking him into the SBC Music turntable while everybody was too busy watching their first porno and popping their first boners. Clappy sends OMJ flying into the video feed, breaking it. Jjs: Oh no, Clappy and OMJ have now broken SBC Music with their egos! Crushing: A tough loss, but I'm sure everybody will get over it eventually. I know I won't. Jjs: But for now, I must perform my civic duty as new Director in Chief of the SpongeBob Community. Yeah, remember when we "abolished" the main admin position, folks? Jjs gets up on stage and searches for some music to play. Jjs: Now I can't believe I'm really gonna have to announce and put a pin on this, but here's what SBC Music is really for, I tell you hwat. Clappy and OMJ's fight spills out into the Community as Jjs gives everyone a lecture about posting porn on SBC Music. Crushing: Clappy and OMJ look to take their activity elsewhere while Jjs single-handedly kills the activity yet again by literally cock blocking little kids' wet dreams, thus throwing the Community into yet another slump like other main admins before him, mang. Crushing: Or maybe not. Clappy and OMJ fight all the way to Glove Universe, using various glove paraphernalia on each other. Crushing: Clappy and OMJ have now invaded the Glove Universe shop, no doubt giving that ghost town the most activity it's seen that doesn't involve chicos buying new usernames! Clappy: I've got gloves for my CLAPPY ACTION FIGURE! Clappy shouts as he puts on a pair of gloves and uses them to clap his hands on OMJ's head multiple times. Crushing: Clappy giving OMJ the good ole-fashioned Clap. Perhaps clapping on such a creative mind will maybe or maybe not help him think up of yet another new, creative username. OMJ: I got my Glove Fleshlight! OMJ proceeds to beat Clappy's head with it. Crushing: OMJ sure is going to town on Clappy with that Glove Fleshlight, chico.Yes, something tells me he's had experience with this before. He may be active in the Games, but Jenkins isn't foreplaying around here. Clappy gets back on the offensive and gives OMJ an overdose of The Clap, so much that it changes up OMJ's profile. Jjs: I can't believe it! Clappy has clapped so much that it changed OMJ's username almost entirely. Crushing: About time, that took you long enough. Jjs: Sorry, they wanted an encore lecture. Clappy: There's some irony in here somewhere Viagra Man Jenkins: Takin another one of my jokes? I have no rockmate Crushing: If you're wondering how Jenkins keeps himself so active around the forums, mangs, well now you know. VMJ slaps himself with Name Change to change his name back, then he grabs another Name Change and hits up Clappy's profile with it. Crappy: "Crappy"? is that the best you can come up wi- OMJ then hits Clappu up with multiple Name Changers, one after the other. Jjs: Crapmaster, Crap Frost, Crappy Bird, Craptain America! Crushing: The Crapmissioner, Crap Eastwood, Crapward, Crappy the Elf. Jjs: Crapimir Pootin, CrapDog, Nostalgia Crap, Crapotato! Crushing: Crappy Rhodes, Crap Morrison, Crapotle, Crapert. Jjs: Crapper Pines, Crapples, Mini Crapward, Handsome Crapward! Crushing: Crapton. Clappy: Oh, that's goo but not goo enough! Clappy tackles OMJ onto a boat heading into the Tunnel of Glove and they hammer away all the way inside.There's a calm surrender To the rush of day When the heat of a rolling wind Can be turned away An enchanted moment And it sees me through It's enough for this restless warrior Just to be with youAnd CAAAAN YOU FEEEELLL THE GLOOOOVE TONIIIIIIGHT? It is where we are Clappy: Forget the picture! This one's personal OMJ: AH! AH! AAAHHH!It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer That we've got this far Trophy: Why isn't he writing a new ATTWL? Why isn't he participating in the xat games while I'm carrying our team? Why isn't he doing anything ever? WHY IS HE NOT BEING FIRED OUT OF MY CANNON? RSF notices Clappy having at it with Jenks, something they too used to have back in good ole 2009. Things weren't the same between Clappy and RSF. RSF rose above hate and hustled, stayed loyal to and respected SBM while Clappy rose to power at SBC. They would barely give each other passing glances during Clappy's monumental visitations to SBM. For once, RSF felt the need to do something that wasn't sports-related. Clappy pins OMJ down. At the end of the ride, they fight out of the boat and right to the photo counter to pick up their snapshot. Before kindly fucking each other up again, out into the community. Jjs: While they ravage through the forums, lets head right back to the ring, where it's filling back up with spam, egos, teenage angst and menstrual blood! Otherwise known as, 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 But I sure love playing p0rn on SBC Music, it's my national pasttime. Also a note you might wanna have me make remarks about the past failures of the Anaheim Ducks to RSF if it goes in that kind of direction. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Got to make Clappy look strong. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 loved it, keep it up great work, mang. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Old Man Jenkins Posted June 9, 2015 Author Popular Post Share Posted June 9, 2015 The following program you are about to witness is a work of total fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either the products of the creator's imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to any actual events or locales is not entirely coincidental. This program doesn't reflect the views or opinions of any person portrayed herein...except maybe everyone, lets face it...Anyway, IT'S JUST POOOOOOSTSTSTSTSTS!The ACSaga: Seems He What Not or The Probs Disappointing Follow-Up To An Otherwise Great Episode (aka The Walking Dead Season 3 Finale [also aka Community Deathmatch Season 3 Finale]) Crushing: And we're back on Community Deathmatch live! If we commentate enough, mang. Jjs: While they ravage through the forums, lets head right back to the ring, where it's filling back up with spam, egos, teenage angst and menstrual blood! Otherwise known as, Halibut: Hellobut, and thank you for lurking Danny's basementSBM Chat tbh! One of our members chatting here today claimed he was about yey old, in his 30s, when he is actually just a lonely, friendless pre-teen longing for a purpose tbh. Ladies and gentlemen, the biggest poser in the world tbh- Purple: STOP CALLING ME PURPLE! STOP IT! STOP IT PLEASE! MOMMYYYYY! Halibut: Mightymax! Mightymax: Can't we all just forget about it and change the subject plz! Jjs: Bad Reviews Halibut has just laid down a mighty bombshell! Halibut pounces Mightymax and beats him to the ground. Crushing: And he's laying down some mighty blows- Halibut sizes Max up and lays him back down with a big boot to the face. Crushing: to boot. Jjs: Yes, Halibut is hitting a little too close to home with Mightymax and is proceeding to blow for blow not only Max, but this entire situation out of proportion! And he wanted to be chat mod? Someone call his momma, the current chat mod lied about her age too SpongeCob: I'm tryin but she isn't answerin! Momma? MOMMA? Halibut goes to drop Max with a #BadReview right to his face. Jjs: Halibut exercising his signature, bold and brash in-your-face posting style! How can anyone hope to combat that?! Oh wait, I did. In the riffing theater. Halibut: Amphitrite is just plain weird most times, but she is still a good member tbh! Crushing: Albeit, at select times. Jjs: What? Is he Neutral Reviews Halibut now, desperately trying to cling onto the fence in hopes of not falling hard on his ass on either side but falling hard on his ass anyways? He really wants to be chat moderator. Crushing: You have to both appall and admire his dedication, Jjs. Max: Come one guise, celebrate good times come on! unts unts unts Jjs: Max is trying to go for the distraction by posting a gif, but will it be something they actually find amusing- oh who am I kidding, these are the same people that made Sheep in the Big City a meme. Halibut: Wow Max, you're being soooo racist right now. Crushing: I'll take that as a maybe. Jjs: Shockingly enough, Bad Reviews is not amused! Halibut kicks Max in the gut and slams him face first into the desk. Hal winds up for another hashtag weedz or something, but Max ducks it and puts Hal in the Polly Locket Lock. Jjs: Polly Locket Lock applied, it's something you can put your innermost treasure in, like gum or something, but you can never quite get it out! Like gum in your hair or something. Crushing: Jes, Polly Locket may have somewhat faded into obscurity throughout the years but Max is keeping her legacy alive and well by trying to hide his real age in her. Unfortunately for him, mang, it did get out. Halibut throws elbows back into Max's ribs, trying to break the hold but Max hangs on literally for dear life. Halibut dug deep inside himself, thinking of a way to break out. Halibut: I'm-I'm...QUESTIONING MY SEXUALITY! Jjs: That may not be the only thing coming out tonight as- And just li'dat, the truth literally sets Hal free. Jjs: yes, yes by george he's done it! Why am I this excited for him, last I remembered, I hated his fucking face?! Crushing: Halibut has questionably come out, mang! Of the Polly Locket Lock, that is. Hal spins back around and clocks Max with another hashtag Bad Review elbow. Crushing: And he's also popping Max's head like a champagne cork and dropping his entire being to the floor in succession. Jes, it makes you wonder whether or not "Pop, Lock and Drop It" by Huey is on his one hit wonders playlist or not, chicos. Jjs: Probs not. Hal pulls down his elbow pad and slaps it up for another scathing review. Jjs: Could the third time be the lucky charm to put Max out of his absolute misery here?! Nuggets tags himself into the topic now and interrupts Hal. Jjs: Dear Neptune, I forgot nuggets was even a thing in this! Crushing: You and me separate, mang. Nuggets: lol all of y'all aren't even old enough to even know what sex is Omair comes back into the fray, having no-sold the sun like he usually does, and fires back Omair: Preteen talks about how he wants to marry a princess: aww how sweet! He's gonna be a ladies boy when he's older!!!!1111!!!! Preteen talks about how he wants to marry anyone else: NO NO NO YOU ARE WAY TOO YOUNG TO KNOW WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SHUSHHH @_@ Halibut: I do too know what sex is! He's Elastic's friend, right? Lately, I've been questioning where he is. I hope he didn't go and kill himself or anything that rash. He needs to know that he's very important to me, yet at the same time a vulgar twat. Omair: Sex is amazeballs all teh homo. Here's the thing the "you're too young" crowd never realizes: this stuff is fluid and can and probably will change overtime out of nowhere. i mean, who expceted sex to just up and dis a pear? Really? Halibut: Trust me, that's the last thing I would think. This has been the exact situation with my gay older brother, he basically disappeared at age 16. So I'm like 99% sure that's Sex's age! Omair: BTW when I say you, I'm referring to you. Omair declares before tacking Hal to the ground to show him who the Community's token Muslim really is. Omair: Yeah, and then people don't realize that coming out = / = disappearing at that time. It doesn't work that way. We can't be sure where Sex is, and it may seem a little ambiguous at the time. He may have gone straight that way, maybe took the more crooked route, he may have even been a little curious and went BOTH ways or NO way at all. All we do know is that we miss him and wub him dearly and hope he graces us with his presence soon because, again, Sex is literally amazeballs Crushing: Jjs, did you proof read that? It may kinda show if you checked it a bit more. Nuggets: Im putting you all into a box. Like you literally do not know. Nuggets says before boxing Omair and Halibut in with some giant walls of text and slowly compact it around them like a can of tuna with nothin but the smell of Nugget's mayonnaise after being in OMJ's profile for 15 minutes. StanCakes: I agree with Jibbix, even though I too am questioning whether or not Sex is just everyone and everywhere- Nuggets: You're gettin in my box too, Prez- Nuggets shouts-uh! before shoving Stan in his box with them. StanCakes: Wait! Wait! I'm not Prez- Hmm, this all reminds me of one of my wet dreams. Except there were men in it and not a bunch of babies. Omair: Nuggets, youer nut understanding my point or blistening at all! I said very dearly, "Sex is literally amazeballs " Trophy: Being a complete lunatic, I honestly do not care. Sex was an asshole to me on turntable. Nuggets fucks Trophy up and shoves him in his box too. Nuggets: But this is not that simple. There is no universal time. My point was that things change, and what you may like now may not be the same in the future. There's no point where you just go "BYE BYE". It is a gradual thing where you come to terms with an understanding, maybe of something that has existed in you since you were a child. Of course, some people figure it out earlier, some later. As is evident with Doctor Sex, people, even FAR into adolescence don't entirely understand themselves, or are comfortable with where they are. People realize things later. I'm not saying you never know where you are, but no place is permanent, and the world's only constant is that things change. Crushing: Pardon my Spanish, but where the fuck is this going, mang? Jjs: There's been a lot of talk about boxes, they all want dat puhhhhh I guess. Nuggets: i'm not trying to discourage anyone from doing anything except taking Sex's disappearance too srsly. Besides, he died like technically ten episodes ago. you don't need to be gay or pansexual or shikamaru-narasexual to know that lmao. Nuggets tightens his box around all four or five of them. Trophy suddenly assaults everyone with a random thought about how he wants to refrain from sex and just adopt so that he can help conserve world wide food supplies. It was super effective as it left everyone confused over how to respond to that. Trophy takes the opportunity to break them all out by introducing Nugget's box to his fist, fisting his way through to the other side and leaves with all their virginities still intact and the world wide food supplies being that much less used up. Good job. Jjs: Can-can we just, ya know, check back in on the better shit thats happening? Please?! Meanwhile, in the How Are You Feeling Emotionally/Physically threads, Clappy and OMJ burst inside and cause more physical and emotional harm to the users that laid in their wake. Jjs: Thank you. Crushing: Don't come again, niño. The threads were filled with tears from all the pain and depression. They trade blows, submerges, but Clappy manages to catapult Jenkins away, who retreats. Jjs: Jenkins retreats back into the deep end of everyone's emotional states! Crushing: He should know that area well by now, he's contributed plenty there before. Clappy, not so mucho. Clappy, utilizing his ability to adapt with constant changing landscape/menstrual cycle of the community changes form to better fight under these conditions. Clappy: I know you're in here! Your name is still showing up at the bottom of the page Clappy notices OMJ lurking from the back pages. Clappy: GASP! You won't get away from me, Jenkins! The pic will be reveaaaled! Clappy is then interrupted from his pursuit by another name that shows up at the bottom of the page as a rather tubby-looking user enters the thread and gets all up in Clappy's face with their physical and emotional pain. Cha: *LOUD ASS SOBBING* Clappy: Chather, what's wrong? Cha: Don't look at me, Clappy! Don't look at me! Imma...I'm a... Cha: BIIIIIGGGGG UUUUUUGLY FOOOOOOLLL, YOOOOOOO! Cha: A BIG, SAAAD, UGLY FOOOOOOLLLLL, YOOOOOOOOOO!! Cha: *LOUD ASS SOBBING* BAWLBAWLBAAAWWWL! Clappy: Cha runs off, crying and looking for the closest chocolate bar or froyo she can find. OMJ: Dat ass tho Clappy: Yeah, dat ass tho- GASP! OMJ spears Clappy from behind but Clappy maintains his footing and powers Jenkins to the ground with a powerslam that catches OMJ by surprise. OMJ charges again, but Clappy catches him in his arms and spinebusters the old man clear through the thread, breaking the thread and causing all the tears and pain shed and shared to pour out into Robot Pirate Island and taking all the lives of the brave pirates who gave their lives keeping this forum safe from the spambot menace. Lest we forget- 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWM Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 I lost it when Purple PurplePoserSocksDude came in. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 It's because of overpopulation mainly. Seriously am I the only one who notices how much of an issue it is tbh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estonia Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 I THANK YOU OKAY 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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